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00:00Previously on Desperate Housewives, Beth had no idea Paul was told the truth about her mother.
00:07Felicia Tillman has gone to some extraordinary lengths to cause you harm.
00:10In therapy, Gabby confronted her past.
00:12When I was a child, my stepfather molested me.
00:16Bree made a stunning revelation.
00:19He's your son.
00:21And two fathers...
00:23He needs our help.
00:24...reached out to a son in trouble.
00:30Lynette Scavo had lost a lot of sleep over the years.
00:35There had been 3 a.m. feedings...
00:38...temperatures of 102...
00:42...and late-night pillow fights.
00:47But Lynette had never complained, because a mother...
00:51Mom?
00:52...is always on call.
00:55Do we have any eggs?
00:57Yes, we have eggs.
01:00Where do we keep them?
01:06In the refrigerator.
01:09Cool, thanks.
01:13How do you make an omelet?
01:17You don't have to come down.
01:18Just tell us what the stuff is.
01:19No, it's just easier if I do it myself.
01:21Two omelets coming up.
01:23Actually, um, could you make mine an egg white scramble?
01:26Girls.
01:27Hello?
01:28Mom, this is Tiffany and Kimberly.
01:30I'm at the medic egg party, wandering around, looking for food.
01:32Somebody scarfed all the chips and stuff.
01:35And we were like, wouldn't it be awesome to have Denver omelets right now?
01:40Because I'm from Denver.
01:41Really?
01:42I'm getting more of a Vegas vibe.
01:44Sidebar.
01:48You woke me up to cater your booty call?
01:50Mom, this isn't a booty call.
01:51I think you mean a hookup.
01:52A booty call is like when you're feeling horny and you pick up the phone.
01:55Okay, I got it.
01:56Look, this isn't a frat house.
01:58This is our family home.
01:59And you can't bring your whatever's here to seal the deal.
02:02Why not?
02:03We've been doing it for months.
02:04Mom, we're not kids anymore.
02:06Yeah, we're grown men.
02:08Old enough to vote.
02:09Old enough to die for our country.
02:10And where do we keep the eggs?
02:13Under the sink, next to the fresh fruit.
02:15Yes, Lynette Scavo had lost a lot of sleep over the years.
02:25And she was getting tired of it.
02:39There are all sorts of ways to leave.
02:42Some people shake hands.
02:45Others offer a gentle wave.
02:48A few like to give big hugs.
02:52Then there are those who refuse to leave until someone else says,
02:57Get out.
02:59Morning, boys.
03:02Why are you hitting me classified ads?
03:04You have seven days to find another place to live.
03:09Whoa, whoa.
03:10You're kicking us out?
03:10You said I could stay here until I finish college.
03:12Yeah, we're starting to think that's not going to happen.
03:14Guys, please don't do this.
03:16We like it here.
03:16Of course you do.
03:18You think doing laundry is throwing dirty clothes in the hamper and getting clean ones out of the drawer.
03:22That's how Dad does it.
03:24Okay, let's stay on topic.
03:25Guys, you need to grow up, learn to be independent.
03:28And that's going to start with you getting your own place.
03:31And how are we going to pay for it?
03:32If you turn that paper over, you'll find a whole section of people willing to exchange money for something called work.
03:39We have to get jobs?
03:40This is crazy.
03:41You guys are acting like we stabbed you last night.
03:43Oh, obviously you didn't do that.
03:45You don't know where the knives are.
03:47Now start making some calls.
03:48I really think that they're ready.
03:59No.
04:00And that's why we have to do this.
04:01Those boys are drifting through life, Tom.
04:03If we don't do something soon, we'll have twin 50-year-olds living in the basement screaming upstairs for juice.
04:09You're right.
04:10Unless we push them out of the nest, they'll never learn to fly.
04:14Mm-hmm.
04:16Do you have to dial a one before the area code?
04:19And the first chick lands with a thud.
04:25Yes, I've been on hold for like four miles.
04:28I just got a notice that my insurance is only covering partial payment of my dialysis.
04:34No, that can't be right.
04:36I can't afford that, and I need treatments three times a week.
04:38Oh, damn it!
04:42Oh, not you.
04:44I just ruined my shirt and saved a chipmunk's life in the same move.
04:49This is not a good day.
04:52Oh, crap.
05:01Morning, ma'am.
05:03Do you know why I pulled you over?
05:05To commend me for saving that chipmunk's life?
05:08No.
05:09You didn't come to a complete stop at that stop sign at Ferndale.
05:12License and registration, please.
05:14I'm sorry.
05:15I guess I was just really distracted.
05:18I was trying to talk to the insurance company, and then the coffee spilled, and now I'm going
05:22to be late for my dialysis appointment, which means that all the good chairs will be taken,
05:26and I will end up in the chair by the bathroom, and I will spend the next six hours listening
05:29to people flush.
05:32Dialysis.
05:32Man, that must be rough.
05:34Yeah, and explains why I look a lot more bloated than I do in my license.
05:38Look, I don't want you to be late for your appointment.
05:43I'll let you off with a warning.
05:44Oh?
05:45Really?
05:46Good luck, ma'am.
05:47And thank you, dialysis.
05:54I don't want to go on this stupid trip.
05:56It's only 24 hours.
05:57Trust me, 24 hours in my hometown feels like two years.
06:00Those people are small-minded, they're bigoted, and their teeth, it's the land orthodontia
06:06forgot.
06:07Well, it produced you, so it can't be all bad.
06:10Ugh, please.
06:11You know what that town is famous for?
06:12The second longest burning tire fire in America.
06:16Gabby, I think we both know why you don't want to go, and it's not about the town.
06:25Okay, you're right, but I don't care what my therapist says.
06:28I don't want to fly to Texas to stand on some dead guy's grave and read him a letter.
06:32That dead guy was your stepfather, and he abused you.
06:37When Dr. Reiner told you to write down how you felt, that helped, didn't it?
06:41I guess.
06:42Well, then I really think you should listen to her when she says that reading it at his
06:44grave will help.
06:47Confronting him will give you closure.
06:48He's dead?
06:49Can't I just confront him from the comfort of my own home, with a glass of wine and a Ouija
06:53board?
06:54If you absolutely don't want to do this, you don't have to.
06:58But I really wish you would.
07:02Fine.
07:0324 hours, one graveside rant, and then we come home.
07:08Why are you bringing evening wear?
07:11It's the anniversary of the tire fire.
07:12There's going to be a party.
07:17We're almost there, Zach.
07:18These people are going to be able to help you.
07:20I don't need to go to rehab.
07:24Tell that to the puke on my shoes.
07:27Thank God your mother never saw you like this.
07:29Easy, Paul.
07:30You can't let me go.
07:31Zach, face it.
07:32You're going.
07:34Okay.
07:35I will.
07:36I promise.
07:37Tomorrow.
07:38Just let me out now.
07:39Let go of me.
07:40I'm trying to help you.
07:41You, you, you did this to me.
07:44You're the reason I'm like this.
07:45You don't know what the hell you're talking about.
07:47Paul, ignore him.
07:47He's sick.
07:48I'm not sick.
07:50He's sick.
07:51I'm fine.
07:52You're fine.
07:54You shot me.
07:55You shot your own father.
07:56Does that sound fine to you?
07:57Paul.
07:58Paul, let him go.
07:59You're going to rehab.
08:01You're going to take these drugs and flush them out of you, and then we're going to talk,
08:04or I swear I will drive your sorry ass to prison myself.
08:07So, you're going to either dry out and rehab, or take your chances in jail.
08:11I'm good either way.
08:23Let's go.
08:29Just the top tip of your fingers, right there on the seam, right?
08:34Yeah, there.
08:35Then when you throw the ball, you whip your hand down, right?
08:37It gets it spinning faster.
08:41Let's give it a shot.
08:42Really whip those fingers.
08:45Ow!
08:46Take it easy.
08:50Charlie, it's time to go.
08:51No, Mom.
08:52Please.
08:53Five more minutes.
08:54Sorry, sweetie.
08:55We have to get back to the hotel and start packing.
08:57Hey, you hurt your mom.
08:57I'll see you in the morning, okay?
09:00Unless I need to ice down the sand.
09:17Can't believe they're flying back to Florida tomorrow.
09:20I know.
09:21I wish you'd had a chance to spend more time with them.
09:23Yeah, I wish that too.
09:24Unfortunately, we lost a week while you decided whether or not to tell me they were here.
09:30Yes, and again, I am so sorry.
09:33That's my son.
09:37How could you keep him from me?
09:38What were you thinking?
09:39I'm not proud of what I did, but I didn't want to lose you.
09:42Don't make it sound romantic.
09:43What you did was unbelievably selfish.
09:47I know.
09:48If this relationship is going to have any future at all, we have to at least be honest with each other.
09:55I feel terrible.
09:56Just please don't be angry.
09:59I am angry.
10:02But mostly it's at this crappy situation.
10:05You and me, I'm sure that we'll get past this.
10:08Mom, this is taking forever.
10:20Tom and Jerry's aren't in ten minutes.
10:22I know, honey.
10:23You promised we'd be home.
10:25MJ, what do you want me to do?
10:26I can't make these people disappear.
10:28You promised.
10:29You promised.
10:29Um, I forgot, for a while, will you go get me a roll?
10:40Excuse me.
10:41Uh, I know you're all probably in a hurry, but would you mind if I went in front of you?
10:46You see, I have my dialysis appointment, and if I'm late, I start to get a little weak.
10:52You poor thing.
10:54Bless you.
10:56My aunt is on dialysis.
10:57Well, my defective little kidney and I thank you both.
11:05All right, we're going to get to see Tom and Jerry.
11:11Uh, Tom is my doctor.
11:13Jerry is his nurse.
11:15And when I'm late, boy, they really go at each other.
11:17Oh, God.
11:27So this is it.
11:33Yep, I was wrong.
11:35It can be worse than I remembered.
11:36It's not that bad.
11:38Really?
11:38Because when we asked the cabbie to turn left at the burned-out car, he said you're going
11:41to have to be a little more specific.
11:45Uh-oh.
11:46Get out a couple singles.
11:47You look lost.
11:50I take it you folks aren't from around here.
11:52Yes and no.
11:53Mostly no.
11:54Wait a minute.
11:55You're not Gabrielle Marquez, are you?
11:58Yes.
11:58Do I know you?
11:59No, but I know you.
12:01From all those magazines.
12:02You're a supermodel.
12:04Welcome back.
12:06Oh, well, thank you.
12:07Looks like the old place hasn't changed a bit.
12:11Sounds like someone hasn't seen the new stoplight yet.
12:15Huh.
12:15So, what brings you back to town?
12:24We should check into the hotel.
12:25Nice meeting you, lady.
12:26Hotel?
12:27I thought we were going to the cemetery first.
12:29It's been a long trip, Carlos.
12:30I just want to lie down for a few minutes.
12:37So, was the flight on time?
12:47Yeah.
12:47One time I'm begging for an eight-hour delay
12:50and they leave the gate three minutes early.
12:52Oh, Keith.
13:00Three days ago, I didn't even know if this kid existed
13:02and now I don't know how I'm going to live without him.
13:04He's a wonderful little boy.
13:08Yeah.
13:09Yeah, he is.
13:11You know, my whole childhood,
13:13my dad was in the army.
13:14He'd be gone for six,
13:16for seven months at a clip
13:17and then back for two weeks and gone again.
13:22I always swore that I would never do that to my kid
13:24and guess what?
13:25Here I am.
13:27Keith, you are not your father.
13:30I actually said to Charlie,
13:32I'll see you before you know it.
13:33It's exactly what my old man used to say to me.
13:38And you know what it really meant?
13:39I have no idea when I'll see you.
13:42I wish there was something I could do.
13:49There's nothing anybody can do.
13:51It is what it is.
13:52Well, I think that's everything.
14:01We're really proud of you guys.
14:03Found your own apartment,
14:04did it all on your own,
14:05you really stepped up.
14:06When can we see the new place?
14:07Well, give us a few days,
14:08let us get it all fixed up.
14:10We should get going.
14:10Oh, hold on, hold on.
14:11This is a big moment.
14:12Our boys have grown up.
14:14Let me just get one shot.
14:16Oh, I will treasure this memory always.
14:19I love you.
14:20Drive safe.
14:21Oh.
14:23Okay, call us when you get there.
14:24Yeah.
14:25Bye.
14:26Bye.
14:26Bye.
14:29I know this is good for them,
14:31but I have to tell you,
14:32I miss them all really.
14:34Oh.
14:34What the hell?
14:45Roy, come on in.
14:46Our new tenants are here.
14:52What are you doing?
14:53Deleting a memory.
14:59Yes.
15:00Well, I really want to.
15:01I just don't see how I can
15:03with my dialysis schedule.
15:05Yes, dialysis.
15:08Really?
15:10Well, thank you so much.
15:14Jury duty.
15:16Excused.
15:16That was over the phone.
15:18They didn't even get to see
15:19my sad head tope
15:20with the trembling lower lip.
15:23Susan,
15:24using your disease
15:25to manipulate and deceive people?
15:28I've never felt closer to you.
15:31You know what?
15:32I deserve it.
15:33I mean,
15:34it's the only perk
15:35to come out of this whole thing.
15:36This stupid disease
15:37has totally changed my life.
15:39I spend six hours a day,
15:40three times a week,
15:41hooked up to a machine.
15:43So, you know,
15:43if I get to cut in a few lines
15:45and get out of a ticket,
15:47I'm doing it.
15:47Ooh.
15:49Do you really want to use
15:50your powers for evil?
15:52I'm listening.
15:54Let's go to lunch at Gerard's.
15:57I've been dying to try that place out,
15:58but they don't take reservations.
16:00And you have to wait hours
16:01for a table.
16:02Oh.
16:03Not with me, you don't.
16:05I hope you don't take this
16:06the wrong way,
16:06but bad kidney Susan.
16:09Way more fun than two kidney Susan.
16:10You sure you want to eat here?
16:17I think I just saw
16:18two cockroaches throwing up.
16:19It's fine.
16:20Everyone in my family
16:21used to come here.
16:23Didn't they all die young
16:23of heart disease?
16:24Honey, you've seen this, son.
16:25Would you really want
16:26to grow old here?
16:37Oh, my God.
16:38It's Gabrielle Marquez.
16:40Finally!
16:41We were wondering
16:42if you were ever going
16:42to make it back home again.
16:45I am such a huge fan.
16:47I even have one of your
16:48swimsuit covers
16:49on my bathroom wall.
16:50It's my inspiration.
16:54Could you have your chauffeur
16:56over here take a picture of us?
16:57Would you mind?
16:58Be happy to, sir.
17:02Can I get your autograph?
17:04My autograph?
17:05You know, we even have
17:06a nacho platter named after you.
17:08It would be my honor
17:09to bring you one.
17:11Sounds great.
17:12Only make it a scoop
17:13of cottage cheese
17:13with sliced tomatoes.
17:15Miss Marquez?
17:16Principal Gomez.
17:17I run the school
17:18you used to attend.
17:19Welcome back to Las Colinas.
17:20You have no idea
17:21how proud we are of you.
17:23Seriously?
17:24Yes, our young people
17:25don't have any role models.
17:26No one else from here
17:27has ever been famous.
17:28I mean, for anything
17:29besides getting stuck down a well.
17:30I can't believe all you people
17:34remembered me.
17:35I had no idea.
17:36You know, it would do so much
17:37for school morale
17:38if you would come by tomorrow
17:39and speak to the girls.
17:41Actually, we're kind of busy.
17:43I could call the press.
17:45But we're never too busy
17:46to help girls in need.
17:48How's noon?
17:49Debbie, our flight leaves at 10.
17:50Flights can be changed.
17:52I'm sorry.
17:52My chauffeur has no sense
17:53of community.
17:54Now, who else wants
17:57to take a picture with me?
18:15How did it go with Zach?
18:16Did you get him checked in?
18:18She done.
18:19Oh, you must be so relieved.
18:21I know I am.
18:22And then, after the riot,
18:24when you talked about us
18:25getting away,
18:27I felt so hopeful.
18:29But then, it seemed like you...
18:32I don't know.
18:36Pulled away?
18:39You've been so cold and distant.
18:42Not that I blame you.
18:43I can't imagine
18:44what you've been through.
18:46No, you can't.
18:49But now we can put it behind us.
18:51Get back to how we were.
18:54Start to build our life together.
18:57I miss you.
18:59I miss...
19:00being close to you.
19:07What is that?
19:12Your gun.
19:14I borrowed it.
19:14Why did you feel
19:18you needed a gun?
19:19For protection.
19:21My son tried to kill me.
19:22Fooled me once.
19:28What about you, Beth?
19:30What do you mean?
19:32I was just wondering
19:33why my bride needed to bring
19:34a gun into her home.
19:37You have to admit,
19:38it's not very romantic.
19:39If the gun bothers you,
19:45we can get rid of it.
19:48I don't understand.
19:49Are you upset with me?
19:51Is that why you've been
19:52acting this way?
19:55Paul, please talk to me.
19:58I have a lot in my mind.
20:01Of course you do.
20:02This whole thing
20:03has been a nightmare.
20:04But we've come through it.
20:09And with Zach getting help,
20:13maybe things will be good now.
20:16Really?
20:18When someone so close
20:20betrays you,
20:21can things ever be good again?
20:22I thought of something
20:35you could do for me.
20:38Again?
20:39But we just...
20:40No, not that.
20:41No.
20:43Remember yesterday
20:44when you said you wished
20:45there was something you could
20:46do about the whole
20:48Charlie situation?
20:49Mm-hmm.
20:51Well, there is.
20:52Let's move to Florida.
21:00What?
21:02I've been thinking
21:03about this for hours.
21:05With my job,
21:06I can work anywhere.
21:07You sold your business,
21:08your kids are grown.
21:09What's keeping you here?
21:11My friends.
21:13I will build
21:14a guest house
21:16and they can stay
21:17all winter.
21:20Well, it would be an adventure.
21:22Yeah, totally.
21:24Come on, we'll pick oranges
21:25and swim with dolphins
21:26and do all the other
21:27stuff you do in Florida.
21:32What do you say?
21:38I think I can't.
21:40Why?
21:41Because this is my home.
21:47I know.
21:53There's just...
21:55There's no other way
21:56for me to be close
21:57to Charlie.
21:59Unless...
22:00Never mind.
22:02Unless what?
22:03Unless...
22:04I move there without you
22:06and I can't do that
22:07because long-distance relationships
22:09don't ever work
22:11and I don't want to jeopardize
22:12what you and I have.
22:16Maybe we should talk about that.
22:18No, no, no.
22:19Forget it.
22:20Forget the whole thing.
22:23All right, I...
22:24I just keep waiting
22:27for an answer
22:27to appear
22:28and there just isn't one.
22:32Let's go back to sleep.
22:33Shh, local newspaper.
22:52So, since I've left Las Colinas
22:54I've been everywhere.
22:55Paris, Rome, New York.
22:57But the place I feel most at home...
23:01probably New York.
23:01No, thank you.
23:05They're doing a cover story on me.
23:07So least, so lovely.
23:09Isn't that great?
23:10Uh, it is.
23:11It's just that I think
23:12you're starting to lose track
23:13of why we came here.
23:14You still have some serious work to do.
23:16When are we going to that cemetery?
23:18I don't think I need to.
23:20Then how are you planning
23:21to get closure?
23:23It's already happening.
23:24This trip has been amazing.
23:26Look, you have to understand
23:28when I lived in this town before
23:29I felt like nothing.
23:31So to come back
23:32and get all this love
23:33from all these people
23:34that's healing for me.
23:37I feel so much better.
23:39And I'm happy for you, Gabby.
23:41I just don't know if it's enough.
23:45It's enough for me, Carlos.
23:46Do you mind?
23:50That's the radio station.
23:52Hello?
23:54Yes, this is she.
23:56Absolutely, I'm all set.
23:59Hi, this is Gabrielle Marquez Solis.
24:02And when I'm in Las Colinas,
24:03I get my farm report from KYAP.
24:06This is not leaving the nest.
24:12This is more like nest adjacent.
24:15I know.
24:16Mrs. McCleskey is a tough old broad.
24:18If anyone can whip them into shape,
24:19she can.
24:21Oh, I get it.
24:23Oh.
24:25Hello?
24:26How do you make a Denver omelet?
24:28Why do you want to know?
24:29Because I made some for the boys
24:30and they didn't like them.
24:32They said yours are better.
24:34You know what?
24:35I'll be right over.
24:39And I'm like, you shut up.
24:40And he's like, no, you shut up.
24:43So tell me, who shut up?
24:45Hi.
24:46Hi.
24:47Hi, Mom.
24:47Hi, Preston's Mom.
24:50So what brings you here?
24:51Your mom came by to share
24:53a few recipes with me.
24:54Oh, good idea.
24:55We don't want a repeat
24:56of last night's pork fiasco.
24:59Dryer's done.
25:00I'll leave your clothes
25:01at the foot of your beds.
25:02Whoa, whoa.
25:04Please don't tell me
25:05you're doing their laundry.
25:06Oh, it's no bother.
25:07We love having the boys here,
25:09don't we, Roy?
25:09Yeah.
25:10Aside from them yelling out
25:12the answers to Wheel of Fortune,
25:14it's been a real treat.
25:15But seriously, that's got to stop.
25:18The whole point of this
25:19was to get them to grow up
25:20and take care of themselves.
25:22They just moved
25:23from my boob to yours.
25:27Nice breakfast talk, Lynette.
25:28They need to learn
25:32to be responsible.
25:34This isn't good for them.
25:35They're fine.
25:37Your sons are nice,
25:38upstanding young men.
25:40Sure, for one night.
25:41Give them time.
25:43Look, if they punish shenanigans,
25:44I'll give them the boot.
25:45But so far,
25:46they've been the perfect tenants.
25:48Really?
25:49Mm-hmm.
25:49They had girls spend the night.
25:50You're okay with those two
25:51walking around your house?
25:53Look, I don't care
25:54what gets Roy's fire going
25:55as long as I'm the one
25:56who puts it out.
26:01Now, girls,
26:02if it were up to me,
26:03I'd say avoid math and science.
26:05They cause serious frown lines.
26:08Gabby, please tell the nice girls
26:09you're joking.
26:10No.
26:10Young girls today
26:11need to know the dangers
26:13of long division.
26:13Excuse me, girls.
26:16Gabby,
26:16I have someone
26:18who I'm sure
26:18you want to say hello to.
26:20Hello, Gabrielle.
26:22You must remember
26:22your sister Marta.
26:24She's been with us
26:24almost 30 years.
26:26A real treasure.
26:28Of course.
26:30I'll let you two catch up.
26:33So, Gabrielle,
26:35what brings you back?
26:37I have some
26:38personal business.
26:39Well, it looks like
26:43you're enjoying yourself.
26:45I'm not surprised.
26:47You always did love
26:48being the center of attention.
26:54You didn't seem
26:54too thrilled to see her?
26:57Who is she?
27:01Gabby?
27:03I'll be right back.
27:08We need to talk.
27:09All right.
27:13Do you remember a discussion
27:14we had here 20 years ago?
27:17I've had a lot of students
27:18over the years, Gabrielle.
27:19I can't remember everything.
27:20I think you remember
27:21this conversation.
27:23I told you what was happening
27:24with my stepfather.
27:27Yes.
27:29You had a big imagination,
27:31most likely from all
27:32of those trashy books
27:34and magazines
27:34you used to sneak into class.
27:37Oh, my God.
27:37You still don't believe me.
27:39I came to you
27:42with a secret,
27:43a horrible secret.
27:45I couldn't tell my mother
27:46or anyone in my family.
27:49But I thought I could trust you
27:50because you were my teacher
27:51and a nun.
27:53So I told you.
27:54Do you remember
27:56what you said to me?
27:57I'm not going to stand here
27:58and listen to this.
27:59Yes, you are.
28:03You told me I was a liar
28:04and that I should be ashamed
28:07of myself
28:08and I have been ashamed
28:09ever since.
28:10Is that why you came back here?
28:12To blame me?
28:13No.
28:14I came back here
28:15because my therapist
28:16had a crazy idea.
28:18She thought it would help
28:19if I stood on the grave
28:20of the man who abused me
28:22and told him how I felt.
28:25But you know what?
28:27I think I need to tell you.
28:30I did not deserve
28:32what happened to me.
28:34I was a child.
28:35I was a child.
28:37But you...
28:39You were a grown-up
28:40and you did nothing.
28:43You should be ashamed
28:44of yourself.
28:54Everything okay?
28:57Yes.
28:59We can go home now.
29:05Hi.
29:08I brought you
29:09a little housewarming present.
29:11Is it ticking?
29:12Look, I know
29:13I have been hard on you guys
29:14but you landed on your feet
29:15and this is just my way
29:16of saying
29:17have a blast.
29:19You deserve it.
29:20You're kidding.
29:20Wow, a whole keg.
29:22We can't drink that
29:23by ourselves.
29:24Well, maybe you should
29:25have a party.
29:27Yeah.
29:28It's a chance to show
29:29everyone your new digs.
29:31Everyone.
29:31I can wait
29:35all day.
29:40Look.
29:41I already told you
29:42I'm not going
29:43to the police.
29:44I just want to know
29:45why did you shoot me?
29:50Because I wanted you
29:51to die.
29:54Too vague?
29:56Okay?
29:57I'm going to try
29:59to be more specific.
30:01All my life
30:02I hated you.
30:03That is not true.
30:05It is true.
30:06That hate
30:07was always a part of me
30:08but it started
30:09getting bigger
30:10and then
30:11one day
30:13I realized
30:14it was the only thing
30:15that I was.
30:16That was the drugs
30:17making you think that way.
30:18I know that you
30:19want to believe that.
30:20No.
30:22That was you.
30:23You did this to me.
30:24You do this to everyone.
30:27You're evil.
30:28You have no idea
30:29what I am.
30:30How I feel.
30:31What I've been through.
30:33When your mother
30:34that horrible day
30:35No, no, no.
30:36You don't get to use that
30:37to explain who you are.
30:40You are the reason
30:41mom killed herself.
30:42Don't say that.
30:44It isn't true.
30:48Wow.
30:49That really hurt,
30:50didn't it?
30:53Maybe trying to kill you
30:54was stupid.
30:55You being alive
30:56knowing the truth
30:57that's way better.
30:59Your mother loved me.
31:03No one
31:03could ever love you.
31:15Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow.
31:19I'm returning these.
31:20They're defective.
31:21I saw what happened
31:21at the front of your house.
31:22Boys, how could you?
31:24It's nothing.
31:25You should see the inside.
31:27They broke three
31:28of my collectible shot glasses.
31:30I was this close
31:31to having one
31:31from every state.
31:33You think I want
31:33to go back to Wyoming?
31:34What do you have to say
31:36to Mrs. McCluskey?
31:39Can we get our security
31:40deposit back?
31:42Monsters.
31:42So what's for breakfast?
31:49Nothing.
31:50Fine, I'm going upstairs
31:51to crash.
31:52No!
31:52No!
31:53Once you are done
31:54cleaning up over
31:55at Mrs. McCluskey's,
31:56you guys are hitting
31:57the rental ads again.
31:58What?
31:58We just got evicted
31:59and we're really hungover.
32:01This is not a good time.
32:03I don't believe you guys.
32:04You are fully grown men
32:05and you can't do anything
32:06for yourselves.
32:07You are just so helpless.
32:09Gee, I wonder
32:10how we got that way.
32:13What's that supposed
32:14to mean?
32:14Every time we try
32:15and do something,
32:16you say it's easier
32:17if I do it myself.
32:17Yeah, we'd be happy
32:18to do stuff
32:19but you always take over.
32:20It's like you don't want
32:21us to do anything
32:22for ourselves.
32:22You know what?
32:29You're right.
32:30We are?
32:33I guess I just wanted
32:35you to stay kids
32:36for as long as possible.
32:41Because I grew up
32:42with a crazy mom
32:43and two sisters
32:44to take care of.
32:45I was doing dishes
32:46and laundry
32:46when I should have been
32:47out riding bikes
32:48and throwing water balloons.
32:49I wanted you to have
32:52a childhood
32:52but I let it go on
32:55too long.
32:57So I'm sorry.
33:00This is my fault.
33:04But it is time
33:06for you to go out
33:07and start your own lives.
33:12Okay.
33:15Okay.
33:17But before we go,
33:18can you make us an omelet?
33:23Yes.
33:25Actually, no!
33:28But I'll teach you
33:29to make one.
33:41Pretty impressive.
33:44You're thinking about
33:45Charlie, aren't you?
33:48Maybe I need something
33:49to get my mind off of him.
33:52How about a movie?
33:53I shouldn't have to
33:54get your mind off of him.
33:56He's your son.
34:01That's why you need
34:02to move to Florida.
34:04No.
34:05That was a bad idea.
34:06I already told you
34:07I'm not going there
34:07without you.
34:08Long distance relationships
34:09don't ever work.
34:10That's true.
34:11Unfortunately,
34:12you're in one right now
34:13with Charlie.
34:14face it.
34:16One of these relationships
34:18isn't going to make it
34:19and it has to be ours.
34:21Well, here's the only problem
34:22with that.
34:24I love you.
34:26I love you, too.
34:28Good.
34:29Then you know
34:30why I won't leave.
34:32Here's what I know.
34:33From the first day we met,
34:35I have been
34:35pretending that our age difference
34:37doesn't mean anything.
34:38Because it doesn't.
34:40It does.
34:40It means I have lived
34:41through more of life
34:42than you,
34:42including having children,
34:44which is something
34:44you desperately wanted
34:45and now you have.
34:46Brie, come on.
34:48And while I have fallen
34:49in and out of love
34:50with several men in my life,
34:52I have never fallen out
34:54of love with my children.
34:57And you may think
34:58that you will never
34:59love another woman
35:00like you love me.
35:04But I know that you will.
35:06I don't see how
35:14that's possible.
35:16That's because
35:17you're young.
35:20You have given me
35:22so much, Keith.
35:25Please.
35:27Let me give this to you.
35:36Hi there.
35:37We'd like a table, please.
35:39I'm sorry.
35:39You're looking at
35:40a two-hour wait.
35:41Susan?
35:44Um, do you think
35:45that you could squeeze us in
35:46because I have
35:48a dialysis appointment
35:49in an hour?
35:50Oh, um, it's just
35:52we're so slammed.
35:54Just like my kidney.
35:57Let me see what I can do.
35:59Whoa, whoa, whoa.
36:00Hold on there.
36:02Why is she getting
36:03a table before us?
36:04We've been waiting
36:0445 minutes.
36:05Sir, she's lost
36:06both of her kidneys.
36:08A booth would be great.
36:09Well, I'm a diabetic
36:10and my wife has
36:11rheumatoid arthritis.
36:12You don't see us
36:12trying to get
36:13any special treatment.
36:14You don't understand.
36:15I'm on dialysis.
36:17Arthritis, diabetes,
36:19dialysis.
36:20So, unless somebody
36:21here has Ebola,
36:23I think we should
36:24get the next table.
36:25You think there isn't
36:26anybody in this place
36:27who doesn't have something?
36:28We all have something.
36:31I have restless
36:32leg syndrome.
36:33Shut up.
36:35The only thing special
36:36about you is
36:37you think you're more special
36:39than the rest of us.
36:40You're not.
36:41Now,
36:42get to the back of the line.
36:45You too, sister.
36:46She used to be married
36:49to a Yankee.
36:52Nothing?
36:54Okay.
36:58I hope you know
36:58this means you're paying.
37:01I need to sit down.
37:01I don't feel well.
37:05Nice try.
37:05We're not getting a table.
37:07Really?
37:08I don't feel well.
37:13Oh, Susan, get up.
37:15No one's even looking.
37:19Susan?
37:22Susan!
37:24Oh, my God.
37:26Someone call 911!
37:27Are you going away?
37:50No.
37:50No.
37:54You are.
37:55Paul!
37:57Come on!
37:58Stop!
37:58What are you doing?
37:59I want you out.
38:00Do you hear me?
38:01Why?
38:01What have I done?
38:02I know.
38:05What?
38:06I know who you are.
38:12Paul, please, listen to me.
38:14At least Felicia had the guts
38:15to hate me to my face.
38:17You hid it.
38:18I don't hate you.
38:20I don't.
38:21Get out, you lying bitch.
38:22I'm sorry.
38:22I'm so sorry.
38:23Okay.
38:24Yes.
38:25I did lie at first.
38:27And yes, I hated you
38:28because she told me to.
38:29Get out!
38:30But that changed.
38:31You changed me.
38:32I don't care what she says anymore.
38:33Please, Paul.
38:35Forgive me, please.
38:36I love you.
38:37I swear to God, I love you.
38:39No, you don't.
38:43No one could ever love me.
38:44Don't forget your gun.
39:00Leaving is never easy.
39:03But the time comes when we must move on.
39:08So we can leave our childhood behind.
39:11So we can let go of the past.
39:20So we can be a good parent.
39:27Yes, leaving is never easy.
39:31Especially for those
39:33who have nowhere else to go.
39:36Who are you?
39:38No.
39:39So, I want to be a good parent.
39:41Yeah.
39:43I've stopped.
39:44Yeah.
39:55So sorry.
39:56Thanks for that.
39:58So let's pray.
39:58I'll see you next time.
39:59Bye.
39:59Bye.
40:00ですね.
40:00Bye.
40:01Bye.
40:01Bye.
40:02Bye.
40:03Bye.
40:03Bye.
40:04Bye.
40:04Bye.