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00:00:00That's me, Audrey Rose Wintersby, heiress to the Wintersby fortune and media darling.
00:00:23Are you quite sure about this?
00:00:25Yes, and I want to walk in alone.
00:00:28Regular teens don't have butlers or town cars.
00:00:32My dear, you're not any regular teen.
00:00:34You are indeed the heiress to one of the largest fortunes from one of the most powerful families in the whole of the country.
00:00:42Maybe I'll even meet a boy and have a first kiss.
00:00:48Love you, Norman. Wish me luck.
00:00:50This can't possibly end well.
00:00:58Get out of our way, loser.
00:01:02Get out of our way, loser.
00:01:16Get out of our way, loser.
00:01:19What'd you do that for?
00:01:20This is where we walk new meat.
00:01:23You got a lot to learn about this school.
00:01:25Look at those clothes.
00:01:27Disgusto barfo.
00:01:29You have abhorrent manners.
00:01:32Aw, are you going to cry like a little baby?
00:01:35Oops.
00:02:04wait is that the heart of the ocean necklace please everybody knows that belongs to the
00:02:11heirs of the wintersby family audrey rose who by the way is my bestie that's worth 10 million
00:02:18dollars that cheap piece of crap is probably worth less than 10
00:02:21oh my god what have you done
00:02:29there you go there you go girl don't worry just buy a new piece of crap with that money
00:02:37she's a bitch yeah you look like you need a hand
00:02:45you look like you need a hand thanks
00:02:50you're the new girl i'm rose pleased to meet you gabby i'm your welcome guide
00:02:58i'm supposed to show you the ropes how wonderful
00:03:01okay quick rundown of the ecosystem should i be taking notes only if you want to survive
00:03:09okay here we have our the skaters
00:03:13the jocks
00:03:17and the nerds i'm the nerd and we are pretty cool by the way
00:03:24and the queen bees i would steer clear of them especially sloan she stings
00:03:32oh i wouldn't dare
00:03:42i wouldn't dare sloan has dug her claws into him beep
00:03:52i wasn't oh that's chasing greg the most popular guy in school
00:03:59they've been you know dating and breaking up and getting back together it's like a sexual ping pong match
00:04:05oh you should join the academic decathlon the winner gets scholarships
00:04:19which is the only way i could go to college needless to say i'm not a part of the rich gets click
00:04:39oh and that's eric
00:04:47he's a skater and i'm so crushing on him
00:04:52hey gabby yo that's eric i was just telling her about the academic decathlon
00:04:59oh yeah you in yeah sure sweet man i'm in awesome got a boat later babes
00:05:07oh my god oh my god he's just calling me
00:05:10i think he likes you
00:05:13okay now for the important stuff
00:05:15stay away from the stroganoff at lunch
00:05:18and stay away from the underside of the desk
00:05:20if you want to avoid old gum
00:05:21and stay away from mr spadaro
00:05:23he gets handsy
00:05:25hey watch out
00:05:26oh my god
00:05:33i'm so sorry
00:05:35it's fine it's just a little blood
00:05:38thanks
00:05:43thanks
00:05:44your jacket smells good
00:05:49are you the new girl
00:05:55yeah
00:05:56i'm chasen
00:06:00rose
00:06:03nice to meet you
00:06:05come on chasen
00:06:10homeroom's starting
00:06:11stay away from this trash
00:06:14might catch something
00:06:15ugh look at the second hand clothes
00:06:18let's go
00:06:20chasen come on
00:06:22i'll wash your jacket
00:06:24oh my god
00:06:27your jacket smells good
00:06:29i'll wash your jacket
00:06:30yep
00:06:31kinda lame
00:06:32clearly i don't have a lot of experience with boys
00:06:36come on
00:06:38let's go
00:06:39Audrey Rose Wintersby
00:06:51ladies and gentlemen
00:06:54i'd like you to meet our new student
00:06:56rose smith
00:06:57now she's been homeschooled
00:06:59and this is her first foray into public school
00:07:02pleased to make your acquaintances
00:07:04i trust that you'll all welcome rose
00:07:07and that you'll answer any questions that she has
00:07:09how would you like to be addressed
00:07:12is it just rose
00:07:13yes
00:07:14rose will suffice
00:07:15how about second hand rose
00:07:17that's enough
00:07:20grab brackets
00:07:22ow ow
00:07:27ow
00:07:28oh my god
00:07:28ow
00:07:29there's something in my eye
00:07:30what is it
00:07:31something's in my eye
00:07:32i need my contact solution or something
00:07:33rose
00:07:34can you go get it for me
00:07:35yeah
00:07:35where is it
00:07:36it's in my locker
00:07:37go get it
00:07:37over there
00:07:37yeah
00:07:37go
00:07:38go
00:07:38what are you doing in the boys locker room
00:07:57i thought that um
00:07:59that'll show the bitch
00:08:11rose
00:08:19where are you
00:08:24are you showering with a boy
00:08:28rose
00:08:31rose
00:08:32what are you doing in the boys locker room
00:08:38chasen
00:08:39is that you
00:08:40are you in there with rose
00:08:41don't lie to me
00:08:43i saw her come in here
00:08:44what do i do
00:08:45how is she not here
00:09:00i gotta get out of here before i get caught
00:09:15i'm so sorry
00:09:29oh my gosh
00:09:37excuse you much
00:09:39why are you wet
00:09:44how's your eye
00:09:52miraculously better
00:09:53what exactly is going on here
00:10:14nothing
00:10:15absolutely nothing
00:10:17but
00:10:18i think someone switched the locker room signs
00:10:22listen up secondhand rose
00:10:26chasen
00:10:27off limits
00:10:28understand
00:10:30unless you want high school to be a living nightmare
00:10:33i'm not even ready for boys yet so
00:10:36you know what
00:10:38with a little makeup
00:10:40better clothes
00:10:42and maybe a brush through your hair
00:10:44you could almost pass as one of us
00:10:47that's it
00:10:49you are my new project
00:10:51tomorrow
00:10:52tomorrow
00:10:52my house
00:10:53makeover
00:10:53okay
00:10:56you know what they say right
00:11:02keep your friends close
00:11:04and your competition closer
00:11:06ugh
00:11:07can't we re-signed up for the academic decathlon
00:11:14oh my god it's gonna be so fun
00:11:16well it's more than fun
00:11:18i have to win that scholarship to go to college
00:11:20you don't have money
00:11:21we'll win
00:11:22i promise we'll win
00:11:24plus i'll get to hang out with eric
00:11:27it's crazy
00:11:29rose
00:11:31what are you doing
00:11:32we're signing up
00:11:34for the academic decathlon
00:11:36oh
00:11:37okay
00:11:38well first of all
00:11:40you can't hang out with gabby
00:11:41gabby's a nerd
00:11:42and queen bees don't associate with nerds
00:11:44secondly
00:11:45the academic decathlon is for geeks and losers
00:11:48cheerleading tryouts are next week
00:11:50be there
00:11:52uh
00:11:59i
00:12:00it's okay
00:12:02being a queen bee is
00:12:04important
00:12:05and it's your chance to be popular
00:12:07it's not important to me
00:12:09i mean you're not that smart anyways so
00:12:13what are you talking about
00:12:15i have a 4.0 and a 1500 SAT score
00:12:19just go
00:12:20you're not gonna fit in anyway
00:12:22fine
00:12:24whatever
00:12:26wow
00:12:34you're fitting in fast
00:12:36that uniform looks a lot better on you than i expected
00:12:39thank you
00:12:41she means that as a compliment
00:12:43probably
00:12:44yeah
00:12:45definitely
00:12:46you know
00:12:47you know
00:12:48it's not every day someone can go from background to center stage overnight
00:12:51yes i'm a fast learner
00:12:54wow
00:12:55so modest
00:12:56loves it
00:12:59hey
00:13:00good form out there
00:13:01thanks
00:13:02not too bad for someone who almost knocked out a freshman with my pom pom huh
00:13:06i would've paid to see that
00:13:07i would've paid to see that
00:13:09ah
00:13:10oh my god
00:13:11ow
00:13:12i think i pulled something
00:13:13you okay
00:13:14no
00:13:15oh
00:13:16god
00:13:17jason
00:13:19i think i need a heroic exit
00:13:21you're not serious
00:13:23i am
00:13:24if i fall and shatter my kneecap it's your fault
00:13:27oh
00:13:28ah
00:13:29ah
00:13:30ah
00:13:31ah
00:13:32ah
00:13:33ah
00:13:34ah
00:13:35don't worry
00:13:36i'll bring him back
00:13:37later
00:13:39yeah
00:13:40i'll see ya
00:13:41she's being nice
00:13:43that's never a good sign
00:13:44oh my god
00:13:48ew
00:13:49look at these losers
00:13:50my bestie
00:13:51audrey rose wintersby
00:13:52doesn't have to go to school
00:13:53private tutors
00:13:54well
00:13:55maybe she
00:13:56wants to go to regular high school and be a regular teen
00:13:58um
00:13:59no
00:14:00she can't stand these plebeians
00:14:01she told me so herself
00:14:03wow
00:14:05you know
00:14:06for fun
00:14:07sometimes the girls and i
00:14:08we start gossip chains to keep the plebs in their place
00:14:11gossip chains
00:14:12watch this
00:14:13mess
00:14:25now watch what happens
00:14:28ew
00:14:35hey eric
00:14:39just leave me alone gabby
00:14:40why don't you go hang out with your rich little friend
00:14:42what
00:14:43audrey rose wintersby
00:14:45you really thought i wouldn't find out
00:14:47you really thought i wouldn't find out
00:15:00gabby
00:15:03you okay
00:15:04do you care
00:15:05of course i do
00:15:06you
00:15:07you lied to me
00:15:08you lied to me
00:15:09what
00:15:11you're audrey fricken wintersby
00:15:14wait what
00:15:16you let me sit there and open up to you like we were equals
00:15:18like you're not some big legacy with a tennis court and a driver and a coal estate
00:15:24who told you
00:15:25who told you
00:15:26doesn't matter
00:15:27coach is looking for you
00:15:28yeah i'm coming
00:15:31gabby
00:15:32i'm so sorry i just want to end the gossip
00:15:34and the gossip
00:15:35everyone thinks i hooked up with eric
00:15:37they're calling me
00:15:39take a thought
00:15:42okay i didn't start that
00:15:45but i also didn't stop it and i hate myself for that
00:15:48let me make it up to you
00:15:55how
00:15:57give me one chance
00:15:59this saturday
00:16:01i'm studying for the decathlon
00:16:02skip it
00:16:04i want to show you something no one gets to see
00:16:08no tricks
00:16:09just the truth
00:16:13if you're lying
00:16:14i swear to god
00:16:27i am so not dressed for whatever tax bracket this is
00:16:34relax
00:16:35it's just where i live
00:16:36it's not who i am
00:16:37you say that but i just passed a tennis quote with your name on it
00:16:41and
00:16:42you have a butler
00:16:44yeah okay technically my parents do
00:16:46but
00:16:47yeah norman likes me better
00:16:48so
00:16:49okay
00:16:50why would you ever go to Hayton High
00:16:52i was lonely?
00:16:54Come on, baby.
00:17:13Why would you ever go to Hayton High?
00:17:16I was lonely.
00:17:17And I wanted to make friends.
00:17:21And I wanted a boyfriend.
00:17:24I would trade places with you every day.
00:17:27It's not all that.
00:17:30Plus, no amount of money can protect you from people like Sloane.
00:17:35So what are you going to do?
00:17:38I'm going to take her down.
00:17:41How?
00:17:42Do you want to know another secret?
00:17:43I'm actually really good at tennis.
00:17:47No way.
00:17:48No way.
00:17:49I could teach you.
00:17:51Girls Day and a vendetta.
00:17:54No, that's rich.
00:17:56Yeah.
00:17:56She did that on purpose.
00:18:25She looked me dead in the eye and bam.
00:18:27I barely know how to hold a racket.
00:18:30You can ask Abby.
00:18:31I missed like five in a row.
00:18:33She looked me dead in the eyes.
00:18:35It's called eye contact, Sloane.
00:18:38It's a basic social skill.
00:18:40She smiles when she hit me.
00:18:42I smile a lot.
00:18:44It's polite.
00:18:45It's polite.
00:18:45Enough.
00:18:47This isn't court TV.
00:18:49Miss Smith, do you really expect me to believe that you're just an uncoordinated student who
00:18:56accidentally hit another girl in the face with a tennis ball?
00:19:02You should definitely believe that.
00:19:05I'm tragically unathletic.
00:19:08Liar.
00:19:09You're wearing like three different brands of lipstick and I'm the criminal?
00:19:13Fine.
00:19:16Listen here, Rose Smith.
00:19:18Consider this your strike one.
00:19:21Three strikes and you're out.
00:19:24Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:19:36Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:19:39What did you say?
00:19:41Tell me this on the ground.
00:19:43Oh, I've been looking for this.
00:19:47Eric, please.
00:19:48I'm just trying to live a normal life.
00:19:51Please don't.
00:19:51Yeah, no, your secret's safe with me.
00:19:55Just like best friends.
00:19:59Um, okay.
00:20:02I think you swear.
00:20:05Uh, okay.
00:20:06I think you swear.
00:20:08So, you want to sit together at lunch?
00:20:12I already made plans to sit with Gabby.
00:20:17Eric, she didn't say those things about you.
00:20:19That was just Sloane doing a gossip chain.
00:20:22Right.
00:20:23That figures.
00:20:26Pinky swear.
00:20:29Awesome.
00:20:31Awesome.
00:20:37But the point being,
00:20:39Eric knows you didn't say anything
00:20:41and that it was all Sloane's gossip chain.
00:20:43Oh, my God.
00:20:45I'm so relieved.
00:20:50So, you and Eric are hanging out now?
00:20:53Just friends.
00:20:56Promise.
00:20:57What the fuck is your problem?
00:21:00What are you talking about?
00:21:02Why are you being such a bitch?
00:21:05Look who's talking.
00:21:07You tormented Gabby.
00:21:09You torment everyone.
00:21:10Actually, you are the massive bitch.
00:21:13Okay, since when do you care about geeks and losers?
00:21:15Since forever.
00:21:16I have no idea what I was thinking hanging out with you.
00:21:21Oh, please.
00:21:22You loved it.
00:21:23You loved every second of it.
00:21:25I tolerated it.
00:21:27Because I thought there might be something decent
00:21:29under all that designer knockoff and ego.
00:21:32Oh, honey.
00:21:32Your halo?
00:21:33It's slipping.
00:21:34And yours was always fake.
00:21:37Oh, honey.
00:21:45Your halo?
00:21:45It's slipping.
00:21:47And yours was always fake.
00:21:50You have a complete lack of compassion for everyone around you.
00:21:54And, by the way, your taste is abhorrent.
00:21:58Okay.
00:21:59I don't know what that means, but it better mean awesome.
00:22:02It means it sucks, says the homeless white trash girl
00:22:06who dresses like a bum,
00:22:08says the low-class loser with the manners of a goat.
00:22:11Okay, what?
00:22:12You think you're better than me
00:22:13because you have some pity followers
00:22:14and Jason said hi to you?
00:22:16I've always been better than you.
00:22:17I was just too polite to say it.
00:22:29This is war, Rose Smith.
00:22:32Bring it on.
00:22:36You bitch!
00:22:43You bitch!
00:22:44Hey.
00:22:51Hey!
00:22:51Hey!
00:22:51Hey, I need to ask you something.
00:23:17It's kind of important.
00:23:19No, it's really, it's actually kind of lame.
00:23:21What's up?
00:23:24I was hoping maybe you could coach me in tennis.
00:23:30After hitting Sloan in the face, I could really use the help.
00:23:33I can, yeah, definitely coach you.
00:23:36Cool.
00:23:37After school?
00:23:40After school.
00:23:42It's a date.
00:23:49Yeah.
00:23:51I can't do it.
00:24:06Like this.
00:24:08Like that.
00:24:13Okay.
00:24:14Ready?
00:24:19Okay.
00:24:22Oh!
00:24:24Yeah.
00:24:26You should join the tennis team.
00:24:27You know, I think that's an excellent idea.
00:24:36Yeah.
00:24:36Yeah.
00:24:38Hey.
00:24:39Shh.
00:24:42Shh.
00:24:47You bitch.
00:24:54You won't get away with this.
00:24:55Whoops.
00:25:08Looks like laundry day came early.
00:25:10What the hell?
00:25:26What the hell?
00:25:33No, no, no, no, no, no.
00:25:34You've got to be kidding me.
00:25:35Oh, my God.
00:26:01Oh, my God.
00:26:02What are you doing?
00:26:22Rose Smith.
00:26:23Why are you half dressed during a fire drill?
00:26:27Someone took my clothes.
00:26:28Strike two.
00:26:29Now.
00:26:30Go.
00:26:31Get.
00:26:32Dressed.
00:26:38Hmm.
00:26:39Checkmate.
00:26:46Here.
00:26:47Take this.
00:26:48It'll be a bit big on you, but at least you don't have to wear a towel.
00:26:54I owe you one.
00:26:55How again?
00:26:56Yeah, what can I say?
00:26:57I'm reliable.
00:26:59Eric.
00:27:00Huh.
00:27:01I don't even know what that means.
00:27:02He likes you.
00:27:03He doesn't even know me.
00:27:04Some people notice more than they let on.
00:27:06Maybe.
00:27:07Maybe.
00:27:08Oh my god.
00:27:09There's no way that's her dad.
00:27:10Gross older guy?
00:27:11Even better.
00:27:12Gross older guy?
00:27:13Even better.
00:27:14This is gonna ruin her.
00:27:15Ew.
00:27:16Ew.
00:27:17Ew.
00:27:18Ew.
00:27:19Ew.
00:27:20Ew.
00:27:21Ew.
00:27:22Ew.
00:27:24Ew.
00:27:25Ew.
00:27:26Ew.
00:27:27Ew.
00:27:28Ew.
00:27:29Ew.
00:27:30Ew.
00:27:31Ew.
00:27:32Ew.
00:27:33Ew.
00:27:34Ew.
00:27:36Ew.
00:27:37Ew.
00:27:38Ew.
00:27:39Ew.
00:27:40Ew.
00:27:41Ew.
00:27:42Ew.
00:27:43Ew.
00:27:44Ew.
00:27:45Ew.
00:27:46Ew.
00:27:47Ew.
00:27:48Ew.
00:27:49Ew.
00:27:50Ew.
00:27:53Settle down, settle down everybody.
00:27:54People, this is the first away game of the season.
00:27:58Remember, you're representing the school.
00:28:12Mind if I sit here?
00:28:14Ah, I'm actually saving it for someone.
00:28:17Hey, Rose, saved you a seat.
00:28:32Okay.
00:28:33No, you don't.
00:28:36Jason.
00:28:38You're the same as you.
00:28:41Sorry, Eric.
00:28:43On the way back?
00:28:43Yeah.
00:28:44Okay, sure.
00:28:47Boobie, I'm going to sit right here on my man's lap.
00:29:09Sloan, seriously?
00:29:10There's no room.
00:29:11Everyone, I have an announcement to make.
00:29:20I'm having a party Saturday.
00:29:23And Audrey Rose Wintersby's going to be there.
00:29:26Better show up.
00:29:36So you're going to go?
00:29:37I don't think I'd be welcome.
00:29:39Why not?
00:29:41I'll be going.
00:29:43Well, okay then.
00:29:45I'll go.
00:29:53Listen, you want Chase, and I want Rose, so...
00:29:57Well, looks like we have something in common.
00:30:00Exactly.
00:30:01I got a plan.
00:30:02All right.
00:30:17Here we go.
00:30:18This was a mistake.
00:30:19I don't belong here.
00:30:21Yes, yes, you do.
00:30:22You're with me.
00:30:23That's my point.
00:30:24See, Eric is here.
00:30:26I don't think I can take more rejection.
00:30:27This could be a turning point.
00:30:33Just stick with me, okay?
00:30:40Okay, you ready?
00:30:42Oh, yes.
00:30:45Oh, look.
00:30:47Rose decided to bring her emotional support charity case.
00:30:50I found it.
00:30:51Okay.
00:30:51No, thank you.
00:30:57I don't drink.
00:30:59Of course you don't.
00:31:01So, you virgins ever been to a real party before?
00:31:07Oh, my God.
00:31:09You are virgins.
00:31:10Shut up, son.
00:31:11Stop being a jerk.
00:31:13Okay.
00:31:14How about a little game of truth or dare?
00:31:16Yeah.
00:31:17Truth or dare.
00:31:18Oh, Gabby to Eric.
00:31:28Truth or dare.
00:31:30Um, Eric, truth or dare?
00:31:32Truth.
00:31:40Oh, my God.
00:31:41Come on, Gabby.
00:31:42We don't have all night.
00:31:44What's your favorite color?
00:31:45Uh, okay, what kind of question is that?
00:31:48Lou?
00:31:49Virgin.
00:31:50Sloan.
00:31:51What?
00:31:53Okay.
00:31:55Ooh.
00:31:56Eric to Rose.
00:31:58Okay.
00:32:00Rose.
00:32:00Truth or dare?
00:32:02Dare.
00:32:03You gotta give me a kiss.
00:32:06Wait.
00:32:06What?
00:32:07Come on, Rose.
00:32:08Rose.
00:32:10Rose.
00:32:11Rose.
00:32:11Rose.
00:32:12Rose.
00:32:13Rose.
00:32:14Rose.
00:32:14Rose.
00:32:15Rose.
00:32:16Rose.
00:32:17Rose.
00:32:17Rose.
00:32:24What the hell?
00:32:27Hey.
00:32:27Watch your ass.
00:32:29Oh, yeah.
00:32:30What are you gonna do about it?
00:32:35No, Gabby.
00:32:36Wait.
00:32:36Let her go.
00:32:37If you chase her, she's just gonna be more embarrassed.
00:32:41Okay.
00:32:42Chase him.
00:32:43You're up.
00:32:44Truth or dare?
00:32:46Dare.
00:32:46I dare you to ask the prettiest girl in the circle on a date for Saturday night.
00:32:54Rose.
00:32:56Will you go to dinner with me on Saturday?
00:32:58What?
00:33:01I'd love to.
00:33:02Oh, I'm so sorry.
00:33:27Did I ruin your dime store blouse?
00:33:29Oh, my God.
00:33:31Why don't you go to the bathroom?
00:33:40Shit.
00:33:41Oh.
00:33:41Oh, I'm sorry.
00:33:42I did.
00:33:43I thought that's...
00:33:43I forgot.
00:33:44The door wasn't...
00:33:45I...
00:33:45I...
00:33:46Hi.
00:33:48Hi.
00:33:48So beautiful.
00:34:10What the...
00:34:22What the...
00:34:27What the...
00:34:29Oh, God.
00:34:39Oh, God.
00:34:53wait what rose has an old sugar daddy gross
00:35:04it's true i've seen you together he's old and gross and sleeps over at his house
00:35:12i have photos
00:35:13he's not her sugar daddy
00:35:16there is an even bigger secret
00:35:23i know exactly who that man is
00:35:27okay
00:35:28i know who that man is
00:35:37it's her dad
00:35:40come on you guys stop being so dramatic
00:35:43remember rose you invited me over to your place for the barbecue
00:35:47yeah that was a really fun day
00:35:49oh my god shut up they're lying
00:35:52eric
00:35:55hey i just want to say thank you for saving my butt back there
00:36:02oh you got a nice butt
00:36:03eric we're just friends
00:36:06let's be more than friends
00:36:07please don't make this harder
00:36:10i wonder if i want to make it
00:36:11no hey stop
00:36:12hey i told you to watch your move asshole
00:36:14what are you laughing at loser
00:36:22where's audrey rose wintersby huh wasn't she supposed to come
00:36:26shut up she just called me and had an emergency
00:36:29liar you don't even know her
00:36:31yeah i do asshole
00:36:33no
00:36:34she doesn't know audrey rose wintersby because she is audrey rose wintersby
00:36:40she doesn't know audrey rose wintersby because she is audrey rose wintersby
00:36:54oh my god okay i've heard everything at this point huh
00:37:00i can't do this anymore everyone is so evil
00:37:14they're horrible
00:37:15they're horrible unlike you
00:37:17are you still up for saturday night
00:37:22no forget it forget everything
00:37:26you don't want to be seen with me
00:37:28i know eric was just joking
00:37:30he's an asshole
00:37:32but you don't have to feel bad for what that asshole did
00:37:35yeah
00:37:37yeah
00:37:38he was just kidding
00:37:39obviously i'm not audrey rose wintersby
00:37:43audrey rose wintersby wishes
00:37:46come on just say yes
00:37:50okay
00:37:55okay
00:37:57thanks
00:38:25understand the assignment
00:38:40good
00:38:42good
00:38:45good
00:38:47good
00:38:49good
00:38:51good
00:39:05good
00:39:06Jason, I was just walking by outside and saw you sitting all by yourself.
00:39:20I've fenced it out.
00:39:22Hey, Rose. Small world. What are you doing here?
00:39:28I was supposed to have a date with Jason.
00:39:31No, that's weird, because, um, I heard he was out with Sloan today.
00:39:41What?
00:39:42You mind if I sit?
00:39:44Sure. Go ahead.
00:39:55I'm waiting for Rose to join me for dinner. She's a half hour late.
00:40:00Really? I was at Chez Maurice, and I saw her having dinner with Eric.
00:40:12What?
00:40:15I'm really sorry for what I did at Sloan's party.
00:40:19I was drunk, and I know that's not an excuse. I know.
00:40:23But, um, look, there's something I gotta tell you.
00:40:28What?
00:40:28I'm so sorry, Jason.
00:40:31But, but, um, I have dinner with you.
00:40:36Yeah, it's fine. Be my guest.
00:40:38It's Jason.
00:40:40He's been talking shit about you all over school.
00:40:44What's he saying?
00:40:45That you're a clueless virgin, and he'll be your first if it's the last thing he does.
00:40:50No.
00:40:50I'm gonna run in the bathroom.
00:41:00I'm gonna run in the bathroom.
00:41:05You okay?
00:41:22Yeah.
00:41:26What?
00:41:29Look, I'm really sorry, Rose.
00:41:33I've been so stupid.
00:41:35I'll never speak to him again.
00:41:40It's probably for the best.
00:41:42That guy's a pig.
00:41:44Yeah.
00:41:56It's time to bring my baby home.
00:41:59Can you give me a ride home?
00:42:01Yeah.
00:42:02Yeah, sure.
00:42:02Let's go.
00:42:05What is the last digit of the 7 to the 2,000 of the 25th power?
00:42:26Hello?
00:42:32Hello?
00:42:33I don't care.
00:42:35Well, you will.
00:42:37And you're going to beat Sloan.
00:42:38And you're going to ace this.
00:42:40And...
00:42:41Oh, no.
00:42:43What now?
00:42:45Sloan posted this.
00:42:46Jason and Sloan?
00:42:50They were together last night.
00:42:53And they're going to prom together.
00:42:58But he said he liked me.
00:43:00Yeah.
00:43:00Hey, virgin.
00:43:14Did you hear the news?
00:43:17Jason and I are fucking.
00:43:19And we're going to prom together.
00:43:20That's a lie.
00:43:23Just more of your petty, cretinous gossip.
00:43:27Oh.
00:43:27Big word for the little virgin.
00:43:29Enough, Sloan.
00:43:31I'm done.
00:43:33Playing by your classless, moronic games.
00:43:38You're just a low-rent slut.
00:43:40Everyone knows it.
00:43:43And no one seems to care.
00:43:45And you're just jealous that Jason and I hooked up.
00:43:48Actually, I'm not jealous.
00:43:51Because I don't believe it.
00:43:53And even if it were true, I wouldn't want him.
00:43:57Because I wouldn't want anyone who's touched your dirty, skanky mouth.
00:44:04You take that back.
00:44:05Or what?
00:44:10You take that back.
00:44:13Or what?
00:44:15Bitch fight.
00:44:16Bitch fight.
00:44:17Bitch fight.
00:44:18Bitch fight.
00:44:19Bitch fight.
00:44:20Bitch fight.
00:44:21Bitch fight.
00:44:23Girls!
00:44:26Girls, what's going on here?
00:44:28Ow, ow.
00:44:29Ow, my foot.
00:44:29Oh, my God.
00:44:30I think she broke my foot.
00:44:33Bros.
00:44:35This school has a zero-tolerance policy when it comes to violence.
00:44:39Third strike.
00:44:41You're out.
00:44:42Expelled.
00:44:44Now go get your things.
00:44:46But I didn't touch her.
00:44:49I didn't touch you.
00:44:51I said go.
00:44:53You heard the man go.
00:44:55Go.
00:45:07And?
00:45:07Expelled.
00:45:12But the Academy Decathlon?
00:45:15We're gonna be disqualified.
00:45:18I'm so, so sorry.
00:45:29You stupid idiotic dead-winter bitch!
00:45:32What?
00:45:34You heard me?
00:45:35You were jealous of no's, and because of that, I'm not gonna go to college.
00:45:40Oh, honey.
00:45:41You were never going to college.
00:45:42You're too stupid.
00:45:43This has a girl whose body count is higher than her IQ.
00:45:47Shut up, you pathetic prude!
00:45:57Shut up, you pathetic prude!
00:45:59You Gabby could be such a hot little chili pepper.
00:46:10Gabby, wait.
00:46:11I'm so, so sorry.
00:46:15A lot of good that does us now.
00:46:18We're disqualified.
00:46:20Rose, you got yourself kicked off the team, and now we've lost.
00:46:24But I tried.
00:46:25No, I don't get a scholarship.
00:46:28I don't get to go to college.
00:46:29And it's all because of you.
00:46:33But you and your drama.
00:46:37Like, why couldn't you just be a normal person?
00:46:39I don't get it.
00:46:47That was so hot.
00:46:59I don't get it.
00:47:29Hello, Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:47:44How'd you find out?
00:48:02Eric told me.
00:48:03Tell me.
00:48:05Tell me!
00:48:07So you finally decided to be a decent person.
00:48:10Why didn't you tell me?
00:48:15I was going to.
00:48:17But then the whole date thing happened.
00:48:20And you and Sloan happened.
00:48:23And then you weren't speaking to me.
00:48:25Actually, no one is speaking to me.
00:48:31I didn't sleep with Sloan.
00:48:33She drugged me.
00:48:34And the date thing was a setup.
00:48:38Eric told me it was some scheme that Sloan had.
00:48:41They set me up, too.
00:48:44I'm sorry.
00:48:46I...
00:48:47Why didn't you tell me?
00:48:57Why don't you want anyone to know who you are?
00:49:00I just wanted the chance to feel like a normal teen.
00:49:04And I wanted you to like me for me and not because of what I am.
00:49:14Rose, I'm crazy about you.
00:49:18I'm crazy about you, too.
00:49:24You're so beautiful.
00:49:25You're so beautiful.
00:49:55Why are you wet?
00:50:01It doesn't matter.
00:50:05I have an idea.
00:50:08What?
00:50:09Let's do something that normal teens do.
00:50:11You weren't going to kill me at all.
00:50:28Okay, I give up.
00:50:31You should give up.
00:50:33I haven't played video games since I was a kid.
00:50:36You did pretty well for someone who threw a grenade at yourself.
00:50:42Is this what normal teens do?
00:50:45Yeah.
00:50:46Pretty much.
00:50:49And hang out with their butlers.
00:50:50I don't know if you're like this.
00:50:53Okay.
00:50:55Keep on.
00:50:58Keep on.
00:50:59Keep on.
00:50:59You're different when you're like this.
00:51:22Like what?
00:51:23Yourself.
00:51:29I never knew dates could feel this special.
00:51:33Neither did I.
00:51:37I don't want it to end.
00:51:42It doesn't have to.
00:51:59I'm a virgin.
00:52:09I'm a virgin.
00:52:18I love you, Rose.
00:52:20I love you, too.
00:52:26I love you, too.
00:52:28I love you, too.
00:52:49I worked up an app to drive.
00:53:14So how was it?
00:53:20It was amazing.
00:53:25Hey, do I look different?
00:53:28No, you look beautiful.
00:53:38I have something important to ask you.
00:53:41Uh oh, what?
00:53:48Will you go to the prom with me?
00:53:55Will you go to the prom with me?
00:53:59Jason, I can't.
00:54:04I was expelled.
00:54:09Fuck.
00:54:11And I agreed to attend the opera that night.
00:54:15Thank you so much for being a regular teen.
00:54:30Hey, Jason.
00:54:32Hey.
00:54:33How's Rose?
00:54:36Bummed.
00:54:37I feel awful.
00:54:39I was so mean to her yesterday.
00:54:41Yeah.
00:54:42You thinking of doing something about it?
00:54:45Well, maybe.
00:54:49Might not be a bad idea.
00:54:56I should be going to prom tonight, Norman.
00:54:58Yes, indeed.
00:54:59I am aware.
00:55:00But I'm sure we're going to have much more fun.
00:55:05Are we ready to leave?
00:55:07Hey, Gabby.
00:55:08Rose.
00:55:09Get over here right away.
00:55:10Something's happened to Jason.
00:55:11Wait, what?
00:55:12What happened?
00:55:14Norman, we have to get to the school fast.
00:55:16Something happened to Jason.
00:55:17Quick, that's it.
00:55:18Go.
00:55:19Go.
00:55:20Go.
00:55:21Go.
00:55:22Go.
00:55:23Go.
00:55:24Go.
00:55:25Go.
00:55:26Go.
00:55:27Go.
00:55:28Go.
00:55:29Go.
00:55:31Go.
00:55:32Go.
00:55:33Go.
00:55:34Go.
00:55:35Go.
00:55:42What happened?
00:55:44Where's Jason?
00:55:45Who?
00:55:46Who?
00:55:47Who's Jason?
00:55:48It's Audrey Rose.
00:55:49Who is it?
00:55:50She's so beautiful.
00:55:52Oh God.
00:55:56People, everyone, I'd like to introduce you to the real Rose Smith.
00:56:02smith audrey rose wintersby oh my god that's really old people
00:56:12give it me that she said chase it chase it
00:56:17hang on hang on she can't be here she's expelled security security
00:56:25no give it hang on everyone gabby
00:56:39what the no everyone turn it off turn off the videos you see it was sloan that was being violent that
00:57:00day not rose and sloan drug chasing to make it look like they slept together and she also stole
00:57:07roses clothes from the locker room you security please escort sloan to my office no please no get
00:57:15off me do not touch me do you know how much i am work okay it's time to crown this year's prom king
00:57:31and prom queen first the prom king is chasing gray
00:57:46and now the moments you've all been waiting for this year's prom queen is
00:57:50and now the moments you've all been waiting for this year's prom queen is
00:57:55audrey rose wintersby
00:57:59come on get up there rose
00:58:04congratulations thank you hi i know how difficult your teenage years can be
00:58:27no matter who you are between school family social media or gossip bullies and mean girls
00:58:38this time can be exceptionally painful but for all the lows there are some amazing highs
00:58:49friends laughter basketball games and hot fudge sundays
00:58:54i mean let's face it high school can be the best time of our lives
00:58:58but remember to stay true to yourself and be proud of who you are because every single one of you is
00:59:09special and now i'd like to invite gabby mcduff to the stage wait what
00:59:16i'd like to introduce you all to a true prom queen she's smart and funny and charitable and loyal
00:59:30nobody would make a better prom queen than gabby mcduff
00:59:47hey
01:00:00want to dance
01:00:03get lost
01:00:06get lost
01:00:12everyone
01:00:14all right all right i know you want to get back to dancing
01:00:18but let's take a moment to recognize academic excellence we are proud to announce that
01:00:24that gabby has been awarded an academic scholarship
01:00:34gabby all that hard work has paid off congratulations
01:00:47and that's the story of how one simple little heiress got a regular happily ever
01:01:13after
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