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00:01:00Welcome, everybody, once again, to WCW World Championship Wrestling's one and only Nitro.
00:01:10We're coming to you live tonight from the mile-high city of Denver, Colorado, and the brand-new Pepsi Center downtown.
00:01:19We're up, and we're running with WCW, Tony Shibati, the brain, Bobby Heenan.
00:01:32I'm here.
00:01:33We're here.
00:01:35And here he is.
00:01:37And we're putting out fires.
00:01:38Goldberg.
00:01:41Ray, you heard the challenge made, and the match is a go for Stalkade.
00:01:49Coming up on the 19th of December, Goldberg, Bret Hart's World Heavyweight title.
00:01:55Bret Hart will be defending this draft against this man right here, Goldberg.
00:02:00Well, he's a bad, bad man.
00:02:04And, uh, look, I don't know what I would have wanted to do if I had to defend against him or go with him or go against him.
00:02:11Who knows what you have to do?
00:02:13There's no way you can protect yourself against a man like this.
00:02:16He's so strong, so powerful, so intense.
00:02:19He's Goldberg.
00:02:20But our hats off to the world champion, Bret the Hitman Hart, who really feels that, if anything, he is right or wrong.
00:02:28He is giving the devil his due.
00:02:30He's a slug.
00:02:32To do that, you've got those championships.
00:02:35Don't give anybody an opportunity to beat you.
00:02:37Don't ever give anybody an opportunity to beat you.
00:02:42That, of course, comes up in the month of December.
00:02:45And Goldberg wants to do this shout-out crowd here at the Pepsi Center.
00:02:50And Goldberg, flanked by security, realizing his chance to avenge a loss.
00:02:58And Starcade is coming up.
00:03:01They're standing everywhere.
00:03:05Cheering the man who you labeled Bobby Heenan, the man.
00:03:11That is him.
00:03:13The man.
00:03:14That is Goldberg.
00:03:16But there's more.
00:03:18The biggest force in our industry.
00:03:19There's more than just Starcade, I'm sure, that he wants to talk about.
00:03:23As he has the microphone in the center of the ring.
00:03:30Here we are again, Denver.
00:03:32The Outsiders.
00:03:48The Outsiders.
00:03:55Scott Ohl and Kevin Nash.
00:03:58I know you guys are in the back, sitting by that TV, watching and listening to every word that I'm saying.
00:04:11I want you to listen to this.
00:04:15Do I look like the kind of guy to mess around with?
00:04:20I'm not.
00:04:21I'm not.
00:04:22But, week after week, you bring your high school butts out here, and you try to entertain the people with a little bit of comedy.
00:04:41Not tonight.
00:04:42Not tonight.
00:04:43Not tonight.
00:04:44Not tonight.
00:04:46Not tonight.
00:04:47Not tonight.
00:04:48Not tonight.
00:04:49Last time I saw you two in the ring, I felt a little chair in the back.
00:04:56Not tonight.
00:05:00I kind of liked it.
00:05:07I am in this ring tonight, and I am in Denver tonight to put a stop.
00:05:11To put a stop
00:05:20To put a stop to your little child's games. This ain't no playground to me when I step through that curtain
00:05:28This is my world
00:05:36And I don't play around
00:05:41I don't make threats
00:05:46I'm just the bearer of a little bit of reality to what's gonna happen
00:05:57So Scott Hall
00:05:59You bring your ass near this ring when I'm kicking your partner Kevin Nash around tonight
00:06:07I'm gonna show you what little heavy metal is all about
00:06:11Kevin Nash
00:06:20Only got two words for you my friend
00:06:24You're next
00:06:26Here we go Tony
00:06:32And with that the Wolfpack music hits
00:06:34Goldberg says
00:06:36Kevin Nash you're next
00:06:38He meets tonight
00:06:40You're next to the
00:06:43Bestest choice
00:06:44Best you see
00:06:45Bestest lesson
00:06:46Bestest competition
00:06:47Here comes the rebuttal brain
00:06:48Oh this is gonna get good
00:06:50Real good
00:06:52Hey yo
00:07:01Hey yo
00:07:03Hey yo, here we go, hey Billy boy, you sound really, really upset, you're real serious
00:07:29tonight, so the Outsiders are here to bring that comedy that you were referring to, because
00:07:39I gotta admit, last week when I wrapped that chair around your head, it was one of the funniest
00:07:46things I've ever seen.
00:07:47You know Bill, you said you had two words for me, well we got five words for you, don't
00:08:06sing it, bring it.
00:08:09Here we go, Tony, this is gonna be great.
00:08:22They're not waiting at all, they're going right now, Goldberg is ready.
00:08:27Hands on his knees for the Outsiders, now circling the ring.
00:08:31And you know something, Goldberg won't back off, then there will be Outsiders.
00:08:35Hold on now.
00:08:39It ain't gonna be that simple, because there's a new baby face in town, and his name is Sid Vicious.
00:08:54Sid Vicious.
00:08:55He is cropping, he is cropping at the mouth.
00:08:57He comes in and we've got a fight, and the only moments of matchup.
00:09:01Sid Vicious, who last week shocked the world, standing beside a Goldberg as his
00:09:08partner.
00:09:09And I would dare say that maybe the bell at the pie in WCW is shifting.
00:09:15You can't tell here, everything just erupts right before your eyes.
00:09:21Look at this.
00:09:23Security has come out.
00:09:26Why?
00:09:27Let him go.
00:09:28That's how I feel, just let him go.
00:09:29There's gonna be a chance to let him go.
00:09:30They can't hold him back now.
00:09:31How are you gonna stop Goldberg?
00:09:32Oh, man.
00:09:33You can't.
00:09:34Vicious.
00:09:35How are you gonna stop these guys?
00:09:36I don't think those guys can stop him at all.
00:09:42They are doing their best to push him back.
00:09:43They got him now.
00:09:44Isolated in three separate corners.
00:09:45About four men per one man, and maybe some order's gonna get restored here.
00:09:49The Outsiders on the floor.
00:09:50Sid Vicious and Goldberg remain in the ring.
00:09:54Regroup.
00:09:55Let's talk this over.
00:09:56Do we really want to mess with this man?
00:09:58Vance, Naitreo is off and running, and tonight Tony Schiavone,
00:10:15we've seen him coming up.
00:10:20Victro is off and running, and tonight, Tony Schiavone, Bobby the Brain Heenan bringing you tonight's action.
00:10:27We have for you, listen to this, a triple main event.
00:10:32You heard the challenge of Goldberg saying to Kevin Nash, you're next.
00:10:36Goldberg and Nash will go at it one-on-one.
00:10:39Plus, Scott Hall defense the U.S. and his world television title against Sig Vicious,
00:10:44and Bret the Hitman Hart defense the world title against Ming.
00:10:48Those three main events, but in those three matches, are you ready for this?
00:10:53There must be a win in all three matches by pinfall or submission, no disqualification.
00:10:59We're going to have a win in all three matches here tonight, Bray.
00:11:01Boy, you're right 100% about that.
00:11:05No disqualification, no count-out.
00:11:07It has to be done in that ring, right?
00:11:09Absolutely, it's got to be done in the ring.
00:11:11You know that?
00:11:12Then why am I even bothering myself talking to you?
00:11:14Ming, of course, is red-hot with wins over the total package of Sting merely a week ago,
00:11:20and we'll be talking about that.
00:11:22Plus, we're going to have Sting, we're going to have Jeff Jarrett,
00:11:25and Chris Benoit in a three-way dance to determine
00:11:28who will get the number one contendership for the world title at a Starrcade.
00:11:33Rowdy Roddy Piper is here.
00:11:35His first assignment as a referee.
00:11:37Dr. Death Steve Williams and Jerry Only of the Misfits in a steel cage that's high above the ring.
00:11:43And if you can see out there around the entranceway, I don't know if we can show it yet or not,
00:11:47we've got mud.
00:11:49Mud.
00:11:49Mud.
00:11:50Mud.
00:11:50Mud.
00:11:51And yes, we know that's a mud ring.
00:11:55We know all the Nitro girls are here tonight.
00:11:58What could that mean?
00:11:59What do you mean, mud?
00:12:01Well, what could it mean for the Nitro girls?
00:12:02What do you mean they're going to, somebody's going to be in mud or wrestle in mud or mud?
00:12:08Let's look outside.
00:12:11Our limousine is here.
00:12:14It's Roddy Piper.
00:12:17Whoa, baby.
00:12:19There's a full moon tonight in Denver.
00:12:21Ladies, the buffet is this way.
00:12:24Please.
00:12:25Please, ladies first.
00:12:27No problem, man.
00:12:28I won't press slam you.
00:12:29You don't press slam me.
00:12:30Close captioning where available, sponsored by Toy Biz Tough Talkin' Wrestlers.
00:12:40You WCW Tough Talkin' Wrestlers actually know who they're talking to.
00:12:44Bring it on.
00:12:45Nash, Goldberg.
00:12:46I dare you.
00:12:47They're really talking to each other.
00:12:49Who's next?
00:12:51Don't worry about it.
00:12:52We got it covered, okay?
00:12:53I got you.
00:12:54That's right, boss.
00:12:55It's not that.
00:12:55No, I got the names.
00:12:56I wrote it down this time.
00:12:57All right, boss?
00:12:58Okay, yeah.
00:12:59It's that sting.
00:13:00No, it's not sting.
00:13:01It's that disco inferno and that last lure.
00:13:03I got it, boss.
00:13:04All right, stop yelling.
00:13:05I got it, okay?
00:13:06Don't worry.
00:13:07We got it.
00:13:07We're going to hand them to you on a silver platter.
00:13:09We're going to take care of business, Italian style, and we're going to knock them out and
00:13:13present them to you, boss.
00:13:14All right?
00:13:15Listen.
00:13:15Say hello to the Don and say hello to your mother, you know, because she makes the best
00:13:19tomato sauce in town.
00:13:20All right?
00:13:20I'll talk to you later, all right?
00:13:22Take care, boss.
00:13:23All right, boss.
00:13:23Bye-bye.
00:13:24Just want you to stop it, okay?
00:13:26Stop messing around.
00:13:27I'm trying to do it.
00:13:28What are you talking about?
00:13:28You're making all these promises, you know.
00:13:30But the way, we're doing all the work, right?
00:13:32We're doing everything.
00:13:33We're doing it on our time.
00:13:34It's a three-hour show.
00:13:35We'll get those guys.
00:13:36Come on.
00:13:36You remember their names?
00:13:37I do.
00:13:38Let's go.
00:13:38Well, obviously, the boys are back, so to speak.
00:13:42Vito and Johnny the Bulls on the phone to Tony Maranero, and obviously, we're going to
00:13:47be following that as we go back to the arena for wrestling action.
00:13:52Here comes Buff Bagwell.
00:13:57Buff Bagwell.
00:13:58What a story has been for Buff Bagwell since the powers that be took over control of WCW.
00:14:08And as Buff comes to the ring, it's going to be quite a tag team match that he's going
00:14:12to be involved in here in just a few moments.
00:14:16As a matter of fact, you know the strong arm of the powers that be is none other than
00:14:22creative control.
00:14:24But there's an added twist to all of this.
00:14:28As creative control was stomping Buff Bagwell last Monday, Kurt Henning, who already had
00:14:34hung up his wrestling boots, back to his loss to Bagwell, and Mayhem turned on the Bagwell.
00:14:43Put him in the Henning class.
00:14:45And believe it or not, Henning was welcomed to the family later on, Green, by the powers that
00:14:53be.
00:14:53Well, I tell you, Kurt Henning, I tell you, he's the greatest athlete I've ever seen in
00:14:58this sport.
00:15:00And he has a way of making himself funny.
00:15:04Nothing wrong with that.
00:15:06Well, he is an opportunist.
00:15:07I would agree with that.
00:15:09And he took full opportunity.
00:15:10And now you see that he is on the side of creative control and the powers that be.
00:15:17And of course, not only that, creative control last week became world tag team champions and
00:15:23began what we saw last week, the complete dismantling of the filthy animals, who, by the
00:15:31way, brain are not here at all this week.
00:15:33They're gone.
00:15:33They're done.
00:15:34Apparently.
00:15:35Well, I'll tell you something.
00:15:36You, Larry Zbysko, Mike Taddei, everybody doesn't like the powers that be.
00:15:42Gentlemen, they're here to stay.
00:15:44And they're going to do the damnedest they can.
00:15:49First of all, don't put words in my mouth.
00:15:51I didn't say I was against them.
00:15:53You are the one that.
00:15:54Oh, excuse me.
00:15:55You are the one that obviously has been sucking up to them.
00:15:57That's the way you do.
00:15:58And that's fine.
00:15:59I mean, I agree with your tech.
00:16:01Go for it.
00:16:01You mean the way I do.
00:16:02Sucking up to them.
00:16:03Nevertheless, they are here.
00:16:05And here are the two men of the strong arms of the PTB and of the world tag team champions.
00:16:11And look at this.
00:16:13Hennig walks out here with them.
00:16:18This is for the world tag team title.
00:16:22And it's our first bout here tonight on TNT Live from Denver.
00:16:26Do not forget at the top of the hour, Scott Hall.
00:16:31You saw the massive pull-apart we had at the top of the program.
00:16:36Scott Hall and Sid Vicious were both the television and United States heavyweight belts.
00:16:42Well, I don't believe in pull-apart.
00:16:45I saw somebody in the back room that pull-apart.
00:16:47You did?
00:16:48Let him go.
00:16:49Let him go.
00:16:50Is that tough?
00:16:51Let's see how much round ones you have.
00:16:54Well, I can understand.
00:16:55Go for it.
00:16:55I certainly can understand exactly why security would get in there because we have patches
00:17:03scheduled.
00:17:04We have things we have to get accomplished here in this program.
00:17:07There are times now as we already had both Paul and Sid Vicious.
00:17:16And they're going to have their time a little bit later on for the dual titles.
00:17:22Kurt Hennig comes out.
00:17:23My buddy.
00:17:25You know, Danny.
00:17:32And Billick Shelton and the referee, the single to start for the World Tag Team Championship.
00:17:37I don't think there is any question that with greater control owning the belts here, Bray.
00:17:41And there's a chance that these guys are going to remain champions for a long, long time.
00:17:46You know, Kurt Hennig involved with his mentality, his mind, his structure, how he does things in
00:17:52this sport, how can you, how can you count them out?
00:17:57The bell sounds, and here we go.
00:17:59Do you think it's by coincidence that Booker T and, and Buff Bagwell are across the ring?
00:18:04I mean, we saw what they tried to do to them and succeeded with Hennig last week.
00:18:09And the bad feelings that exist with the powers of me and Bagwell and, and Booker T.
00:18:15I don't think that's a coincidence at all.
00:18:18And a, oh, spotty here by Bump.
00:18:22Dropkick.
00:18:23Not so sure if that's Patrick or Gerald.
00:18:25That's the Buff Struck.
00:18:27But that is Buff.
00:18:28You're right.
00:18:28Tag is made.
00:18:30And the other member of this creative control team back in here.
00:18:37And a tag to Booker T.
00:18:39You know what you got on the other end here, Brayne?
00:18:40You got Booker T.
00:18:41Of course, legendary as a part of Harlem E-World Tag Team Chance.
00:18:45And Buff Bagwell's won it over five times in his career.
00:18:48So you got two men who have not teamed together much, but have all the ability in the world.
00:18:53And down goes creative control.
00:18:58In for the Rawls.
00:19:00And great double teaming here by creative control.
00:19:06Back in the corner in the double team now, but once again, actually with Hennig holding on,
00:19:10it's a triple team, and Buff Bagwell not helping matters.
00:19:13That's what they got to do, hold him in the corner, pound him down,
00:19:16take as much advantage as you can.
00:19:18Here comes the double team one more time.
00:19:29Tonight, there's mud wrestling.
00:19:32Tonight, there's a steel cage match.
00:19:34Tonight, there's Nash and Goldberg.
00:19:36The rubber match between these two men.
00:19:38But right now, it's a little tag team title.
00:19:40And the X-Tip on the back of the head.
00:19:44Booker T, looking in, making a tag.
00:19:47The other member of Granite Control Network.
00:19:50To the midsection, Bagwell, Hennig's team.
00:19:57Duck Slime, into the midsection again.
00:19:59Hennig swinging neck breakers, and he had both of the big men down.
00:20:08Only a two count that time.
00:20:09And now they pair off.
00:20:12Booker T with one, Bagwell to the other.
00:20:14One take a sit-out, and Booker T hit hard on that exchange as well.
00:20:19To the top, the blockbuster cut.
00:20:26Wow.
00:20:27He can have the win.
00:20:30Right for his bad position, though.
00:20:32Now he's with Kurt Hennig, and watch out for the chair.
00:20:39And now the cover, and now it's over.
00:20:44Too many men in the ring for both, and Booker T to continue.
00:20:50And now freedom control, and Hennig, not done.
00:20:55Well, Hennig's a member now, in the middle of control.
00:20:58As they shelve Bagwell through him on the outside.
00:21:04Hold on, the leg's dead.
00:21:06Ow.
00:21:08The ball tolls.
00:21:10Tony, don't do that to me.
00:21:12Please.
00:21:13Is that you?
00:21:14And there she is, midnight.
00:21:19Dropkick.
00:21:22She dropped, kicked one all the way outside, and look at her get up again.
00:21:27Look at the sizes, look at the physique she has.
00:21:34Look at the abilities woman has.
00:21:36Wow.
00:21:37And the Defeater as well.
00:21:39Great of control is still the World Tag Team champ, but since Hacking as well.
00:21:45Man, I am sick of those guys with more enemies, what an embarrassment.
00:21:50Yeah, Huggie, I'm looking for you.
00:21:52You still having those visa problems?
00:21:54Yeah.
00:21:55Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:21:56Well, pipe it, amigo.
00:21:57Pipe it, amigo.
00:21:58I'm gonna take care of it.
00:21:59They're forcing me to put some Japanese clown on my show tonight because of Pride Commitment.
00:22:03You ever hear of a guy, Jushin Gundel Liger?
00:22:05Liger?
00:22:06Yeah, Liger.
00:22:07He's here?
00:22:08Yeah, he's here.
00:22:09He's the best, man.
00:22:10Oh, yeah, he's the best at what, Huggie?
00:22:11Washing cars?
00:22:12Tonight, if you can take care of Liger for me, if you can take away that ridiculous IWGP light heavyweight title, I will fix all your visa problems.
00:22:22How about that?
00:22:23Can you beat him?
00:22:25Oh, my God.
00:22:26I didn't think that you could, Hoovey, but I got a plan.
00:22:29You stick with me, I got a plan.
00:22:31Are you sure?
00:22:32I got you.
00:22:33Stand up.
00:22:34There you are.
00:22:35I don't think I'm gonna pause you.
00:22:36I'm sorry.
00:22:37I'll get back to you.
00:22:38Here's a nice little piece of paper for you to look over.
00:22:40It's an official breach of contract by my attorney, and you know how good my attorneys are.
00:22:46I'm gonna sue you for everything you've got.
00:22:49You wanna go out there and fawn over staying at ringside?
00:22:51You're under exclusive contract to me.
00:22:53Your day of Chanel clothing, wining, and dining are over.
00:22:57Listen.
00:22:58This is going too far.
00:22:59We both know what's going too far.
00:23:00You worry about that.
00:23:01Please, can't we just stand and talk about this?
00:23:04I know we can work it out, okay?
00:23:05I'll do anything.
00:23:06Please.
00:23:07I'll do anything.
00:23:08Just straighten this mess out.
00:23:10Anything?
00:23:11Anything?
00:23:12Hmm.
00:23:13I'll think about that.
00:23:14I'll get back to you later, okay?
00:23:16Hmm.
00:23:20The powers to be want Roddy Piper to wait in the office.
00:23:24All right.
00:23:26What are they doing?
00:23:27Picking their warts?
00:23:28With the price they're paying me, baby?
00:23:30I'll wait.
00:23:31Two million, three million dollars a year.
00:23:33And they want me.
00:23:34You wanna play head games with me?
00:23:36Yes, sir.
00:23:37Four million dollars a year.
00:23:38I'll be glad to wait.
00:23:39What do you think?
00:23:40I think I'm gonna wear these tights tonight.
00:23:41What do you think?
00:23:42The fishnet?
00:23:43That's great.
00:23:44I think they look nice.
00:23:45That's awesome.
00:23:46I think I'll wear it with the suit.
00:23:47I think we'll try this black and white one.
00:23:48This one really makes me look sexy.
00:23:49I like it.
00:23:50It's definitely good.
00:23:51I'm gonna wear these silver boots, I think.
00:23:52And the suit, what do you think?
00:23:53Silver boots.
00:23:54Oh, that's nice.
00:23:55You know what?
00:23:56I think maybe you might look better with the fishnet stockings.
00:23:57They'll be better for you.
00:23:58And I think I'm gonna go with these.
00:23:59I think I'll go with these black tights.
00:24:00Oh, we're gonna look smashing tonight.
00:24:01It's gonna go over.
00:24:02I think it's gonna be great.
00:24:03I like these.
00:24:04That'd be good.
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00:24:20They're really talking to each other.
00:24:21Who's next?
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00:24:24I think it's gonna be great.
00:24:25I think it's gonna be great.
00:24:26I like these.
00:24:27I think it's gonna be great.
00:24:28I like these.
00:24:29Good choice.
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00:25:00Hi, I have a delivery for Symphony.
00:25:07My dear Symphony, tonight will be a night you will never forget.
00:25:10The next note in this Cantata of Love will soon follow.
00:25:14Signed, Your Maestro.
00:25:16There you go.
00:25:17Jeff Jarrett, in the past couple of weeks you've come up short in your quest to win the WCW title.
00:25:28And primarily because Dustin Rhodes has become a thorn in your side.
00:25:32Tonight you have a chance to change that situation.
00:25:34Triple threat match, if you win, you become the number one contender after Starrcade.
00:25:39Listen, Slap Nuts.
00:25:40Are you deaf or just dumb?
00:25:42How many times do I have to tell you and the entire world, I am the chosen one?
00:25:48As far as Dustin Rhodes is concerned, I could give a rat's ass about his silly games.
00:25:53I was handpicked to win the WCW Championship.
00:25:57And tonight, I'm gonna take one step closer to doing just that.
00:26:01And you know for your sake, I hope so.
00:26:03Because it seems that as of late, you've fallen out of favor with the powers that be.
00:26:06Oh, is that so?
00:26:07Yeah, that is so.
00:26:08Yeah, that is so.
00:26:09Oh, my God.
00:26:18Today he's laying down the job again.
00:26:21Oh.
00:26:22Fans, I.
00:26:25You know, maybe sometimes somebody needs it.
00:26:28What the hell?
00:26:29And maybe just wake somebody up.
00:26:32Today maybe mentioned the wrong thing at the wrong time.
00:26:35He obviously did.
00:26:38Mike was 67.
00:26:41And right now, medical attention, I understand, rushing to Mike today.
00:26:45We will give you an update on his condition as it becomes available.
00:26:50I can give it to you right now.
00:26:51He's done.
00:26:52He's gone.
00:26:53They tagged his toe.
00:26:54Good night.
00:26:55Well, who's gonna do the interview?
00:26:58Shut the music up and shut up!
00:27:00Jeez.
00:27:04Jeez.
00:27:05You know what makes me sick to my stomach?
00:27:10Can I honestly tell you what makes me wanna puke my guts out?
00:27:15It's the fact that I lost to a woman at Mayhem for the WCW Hardcore Championship.
00:27:24That's right.
00:27:28I lost to screaming, Norman smiling.
00:27:31But it's far from over.
00:27:35I'm a hardcore soldier of war.
00:27:38And Norman, I know you're back there.
00:27:41And if you have a set, which you don't, you get your ass out here and fight me right now!
00:27:51Now he wants to fight.
00:27:52And there's Norman.
00:27:53Are you kidding me?
00:27:54Norman, keep looking at the monitor.
00:27:55I don't have my stuff.
00:27:56Don't go out there.
00:27:57Who's that?
00:27:58Who's that?
00:27:59That was Fit Finley!
00:28:00And he scared Norman right out of the table there!
00:28:01I think Norman looking for a cufflink.
00:28:02Yeah, well, I don't know, but he challenged Norman to come out, who said, as you heard, he said, I don't have my stuff, but I believe that was Fit Finley that walked by Norman, and yes, Fit Finley is coming with some sort of a bag to the ring!
00:28:27He's not a caddy, this isn't golf.
00:28:31I tell you something, if you've been following the Hardcore Division, you know that Bryan Knobbs, the man standing in the ring, is the man that put Fit Finley through the table, that injured, severely injured, that left leg of his.
00:28:46He doesn't have medical clearance to wrestle because of it.
00:28:49And look at this!
00:28:52Kendo sticks!
00:28:54He threw one to Knobbs!
00:28:56And he is wailing away on Knobbs!
00:28:59I'll tell you something about Finley, you can take both legs off him.
00:29:02There's nobody tougher than this guy.
00:29:04Back, back, back, back, back, back.
00:29:08Gone.
00:29:09This, I would imagine, is payback for that harrowing accident that almost took his career.
00:29:18What's in the bag, Tony?
00:29:19I don't...
00:29:20See this?
00:29:22What's he doing?
00:29:23What's he got?
00:29:25Knobbs is out.
00:29:27He's colder than a mackerel.
00:29:28And he's gonna cut his hair!
00:29:32He's cutting Bryan Knobbs's hair!
00:29:33He's cutting Bryan Knobbs's hair!
00:29:35You know, when his hair cut, he'll look like Curly from the Three Stooges.
00:29:38Knick, knick, knick, knick.
00:29:39Knick, knick, knick.
00:29:40It could be an improvement.
00:29:41You know, Tony?
00:29:42I don't know.
00:29:43I'm not gonna comment on that, but I know that he knocked it right out with that Kindle
00:29:45Stick.
00:29:46It is now...
00:29:47He's cutting Bryan Knobbs's hair!
00:29:48He's cutting Bryan Knobbs's hair!
00:29:49You know, when his hair cut, he'll look like Curly from the Three Stooges.
00:29:52Knick, knick, knick, knick.
00:29:57It could be an improvement.
00:30:02You know, Tony?
00:30:03I don't know.
00:30:04I'm not gonna comment on that, but I know that he knocked it right out with that Kindle
00:30:11stick.
00:30:12It is now...
00:30:13Pruning.
00:30:14He's pruning.
00:30:15He's pruning.
00:30:16Yes, he is.
00:30:17He's pruning the hair.
00:30:18He's working on the yard.
00:30:20What is the meaning of this?
00:30:21Is this payback?
00:30:22I would think so.
00:30:24I'll tell you, this Finley is one of the toughest, maybe the toughest man I've ever seen
00:30:37in my life.
00:30:38If not the toughest.
00:30:40Try him.
00:30:41Do you think I'm wrong?
00:30:42Try him.
00:30:43He was the best soldier!
00:30:44He looked like a soldier!
00:30:47Looked like a soldier is what he said.
00:30:50And there's the aftermath.
00:30:53Yeah, man.
00:30:54I'm telling you, once we get this job done, we're gonna be running our own families,
00:30:57have our own cheese companies, olive oil.
00:31:00We're gonna be doing it all.
00:31:01Come on.
00:31:02Let's go.
00:31:03Hey, ho!
00:31:04Look who he is!
00:31:05Come on!
00:31:06Me, Gene!
00:31:07How you doing, man?
00:31:08Hey, my name is Big Vito.
00:31:09This is Johnny the Bull.
00:31:10Not Sammy the Bull.
00:31:11You know when he had what happened to him.
00:31:12I've heard about you guys.
00:31:13Hey, listen, Gene.
00:31:14Why don't you come out with us tonight?
00:31:15You know when we tear up the town a little bit, you know?
00:31:16I don't know.
00:31:17Mike today has been injured.
00:31:18I'm the only interviewer on hand here.
00:31:19But Gene, listen.
00:31:20How about if you come out with us?
00:31:21Whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:31:22Wait a second.
00:31:23Don't worry about it.
00:31:24Shh.
00:31:25Let me talk to Gene.
00:31:26Gene, how about if you come out with us?
00:31:27To a gentlemen's club, social club, Italian style, drinks on the house, ladies on the
00:31:34cuff, everything for us.
00:31:35Gentlemen's club?
00:31:36Gentlemen's club.
00:31:37Your kind of style, right?
00:31:38Are you kidding me?
00:31:39What the hell?
00:31:40You only live once.
00:31:41I know for that.
00:31:42Vito, we got business to take care of.
00:31:43What are you doing?
00:31:44Come on.
00:31:45First of all, is the sun in your eyes?
00:31:47Am I the Omega man?
00:31:49Take off your glasses when you're in my office and I'm talking to you.
00:31:52Now, what word don't you understand?
00:31:54You know, you guys have been humiliating me.
00:31:56How many times have you been?
00:31:57We're still the chance.
00:31:58You got beat by a woman out there.
00:32:00How many times is this going to happen?
00:32:01You are an embarrassment to me.
00:32:03Do you understand that?
00:32:04And when you talk about embarrassing, throughout my great career, all the years I wrestled,
00:32:09nobody got away with embarrassing Kurt Henning, especially a woman.
00:32:12If I would have been in that situation, I would have went through her like a human vege-matic,
00:32:16slicing and dicing.
00:32:17I would have ate her a lot.
00:32:18You know what, Kurt?
00:32:19That gives me an idea.
00:32:20Tonight, why don't we let you get in that ring with Midnight?
00:32:24Let's show these two goos what would happen.
00:32:26Me?
00:32:27That's right.
00:32:28You and Midnight one on one.
00:32:29I'll Bob Booker T from ringside.
00:32:31You'll have to show these guys what's going to happen in that ring with us.
00:32:35It's the final week of the WCW New Year's Evil Mayhem Match of the Week sweepstakes.
00:32:39Will you tell us who won the match?
00:32:41It will tell you if you're on your way to New Year's Evil at the Astrodome December 27th.
00:32:45Last week's Mayhem Match of the Week was between Vampiro with the Misfits and the Wall with Berlin.
00:32:52As the action got hot and heavy, into the ring came Berlin with a chair.
00:32:56Hitting Vampiro.
00:32:58Ripper Reed calling for the bell as the argument ensued between the Wall and Berlin.
00:33:03Vampiro gets the win by disqualification.
00:33:06The winner of the Match of the Week.
00:33:08Congratulations to our last two winners of the Mayhem Match of the Week sweepstakes.
00:33:13Rob Moore from Mountain Grove, Missouri.
00:33:16And Nancy Lessig of West Allis, Wisconsin.
00:33:19They'll be ringing in the new year with WCW and New Year's Evil at the Astrodome on December 27th.
00:33:25To party out with WCW.
00:33:27Congratulations to all of our winners.
00:33:28Remember, New Year's Evil brought to you by the WCW Mayhem Video Game from Electronic Arts.
00:33:36Thanks.
00:33:37I think I'm just almost done.
00:33:38I just gotta put this clean elastic in my hair and I'm ready to go.
00:33:41You?
00:33:42Yes, I do. You look really good.
00:33:43Oh, thanks.
00:33:44There you go.
00:33:46A little more lipstick and I'm ready to go.
00:33:49That's good.
00:33:50That's a good workout today.
00:33:51Good workout today.
00:33:52Good workout.
00:33:53That's good.
00:33:54That's good.
00:33:55I feel good.
00:33:56I'm strong and tough.
00:33:57Come on, Eddie Munster.
00:33:58I'll wait, but I ain't waiting much longer.
00:34:02As Piper awaits his instructions, fans, you may wonder what these very ample ladies are doing here tonight.
00:34:10I've never seen them.
00:34:11I don't know.
00:34:12Ample?
00:34:13Ample, I guess.
00:34:14That's the word I'm using.
00:34:15But the bell sounds.
00:34:16And look at here as we're ready to go for the IWGP Junior Heavyweight Championship.
00:34:22Ample?
00:34:26As an ample.
00:34:27Here comes Budskill coming out.
00:34:29We know as Jushin Thunder Liger, one of the top international stars from Japan, making his first appearance back here in WCW in a long time.
00:34:39Former WCW Cruiserweight Champion.
00:34:41Truly, as you heard, Ubuntu Guerrero tell the powers that be by many respects.
00:34:46Tony, look who's here.
00:34:47My buddy.
00:34:48My friend.
00:34:49Ladies and gentlemen, I'd just like to make an explanation real quick of my sign.
00:35:00Down with Big Brother means the government controlled media.
00:35:05We only see what they want us to see, and you two should know that.
00:35:10You're 100% right, Budskill.
00:35:12Absolutely.
00:35:13That's right.
00:35:14I fight oppression and fight everything that's negative in our society.
00:35:18It's a positive thing.
00:35:19You have to be high on life.
00:35:21Well, he's such a nice man.
00:35:22He does nothing but care about people.
00:35:25Thank you, Bobby.
00:35:26Can you go wrong with that?
00:35:27There's a man who cares about people.
00:35:29Absolutely, I care about people.
00:35:31I care about the whole race, buddy.
00:35:33Can't we all just get along?
00:35:35What about these two cats in the ring?
00:35:37I've been told to say something about the IWGP belt,
00:35:40but maybe you can go ahead and do it for me, Brad.
00:35:42Budskill, go ahead.
00:35:43Are these guys fighting?
00:35:45Can't they channel their aggression?
00:35:47Can't they channel their aggression into something a little more positive?
00:35:51They are wrestling for one of the most prestigious titles,
00:35:53junior heavyweight championships in the entire world.
00:35:55But you're right.
00:35:56They're wrestling.
00:35:57You're right.
00:35:58You're right.
00:35:59Wouldn't you think so?
00:36:00Yes, sir.
00:36:01They could channel it in a different direction.
00:36:02Absolutely.
00:36:03They should channel their energies towards something positive
00:36:06and have this whole place just sing along with a happy tune.
00:36:09Are you with me?
00:36:12Are you Bobby the Brain?
00:36:13Be happy.
00:36:14Absolutely.
00:36:15Don't worry, my friend.
00:36:17Don't worry.
00:36:18Believe you me, Bobby the Brain's with you, Budskill.
00:36:20Head first now.
00:36:21Ubuntu Guerrera is fighting to get his work visa.
00:36:25If you heard back from what we heard from the powers that be.
00:36:29So this is a survival match for him as much as anything else.
00:36:33Up on top.
00:36:34Lager.
00:36:35Lager.
00:36:36Wow.
00:36:37With a big splash up on top and he got a two count.
00:36:39And later on, the powers that be have signed Kurt Hennig to face midnight with Booker T barred from ringside.
00:36:47That's all still to come here tonight.
00:36:49Plus, top of the hour, Scott Hall and Sid Vicious for the World TV and U.S. Heavyweight belts.
00:36:56I don't see why these cats just can't get along.
00:36:59I don't understand this.
00:37:01Because it's pro wrestling, that's why.
00:37:03Oh, somebody didn't inform me.
00:37:06But I've never met a more peaceful man than this man.
00:37:11He loves everyone.
00:37:12You're stuttering all over yourself, okay?
00:37:14Stop.
00:37:15Thank you very much, Bobby the Brain Eaton, right?
00:37:17Heenan.
00:37:18Heenan.
00:37:19Heenan.
00:37:20He may not know, but that's okay.
00:37:23He's 30 years behind.
00:37:25These cats have some colorful costumes, I can guarantee you that.
00:37:33These cats really do.
00:37:34Yes, they do.
00:37:35And Liger hovers over Juventut Guerrera.
00:37:39It's amazing.
00:37:40I mean, I know you know Liger in a previous life.
00:37:43Do you remember?
00:37:44You've had some...
00:37:46I think you know.
00:37:47This cat's new to me.
00:37:48He's a back elbow in the belly by Liger.
00:37:51And one of Japan's top superstars.
00:37:54Defending his belt here on WCW Monday Nitro.
00:37:57See, this cat in red is Japanese.
00:37:59Yes.
00:38:00And the other cat is Mexican.
00:38:02We have an international flair going on here.
00:38:04I can dig this.
00:38:05Tony, I'm Tony.
00:38:06The guy knows what he's talking about.
00:38:08You're right.
00:38:09He sure does.
00:38:10Up.
00:38:11Just trying to spread love, peace, and chicken grease, brother.
00:38:14Can't we all just get along?
00:38:15There.
00:38:16One, two, Liger.
00:38:17And a bridge up by Juventut Guerrera.
00:38:20Liger put into a backslide.
00:38:23And a one, two, and go!
00:38:25Oh!
00:38:26Wow, that would cause back spasms.
00:38:27Almost had him.
00:38:28Now, what would you do in that situation?
00:38:31If a man...
00:38:32I don't think I would be in that.
00:38:34I don't think I would be in that situation, Mr. Hayden.
00:38:37See, Tony, how good the guy is?
00:38:39The guy knows what he's doing.
00:38:41A block there by Juventut.
00:38:43Pulled down at the head of Liger that time.
00:38:45Juventut must stay away from that running Liger bomb.
00:38:48His premier...
00:38:51Premier maneuver.
00:38:52And...
00:38:55On the back of the head, a guillotine leg drop.
00:39:00Because...
00:39:01Excuse me.
00:39:02Where are you going?
00:39:05Road kill.
00:39:06I mean, buzz kill.
00:39:07Where are you going?
00:39:08Buzz kill's going to the ring with that big brother signing for this.
00:39:10And he is standing right there while...
00:39:12What are you doing?
00:39:13As Johnny Boone now tries to move him away from ringside.
00:39:15What do you think?
00:39:16What do you think?
00:39:17What do you think?
00:39:18What do you think?
00:39:19What do you think?
00:39:20What do you think?
00:39:21What do you think?
00:39:22Get back over there!
00:39:23What do you think?
00:39:24In an argument, it says, what do we got here?
00:39:25What's...
00:39:26Tony, do you see what's on that sign?
00:39:28Look at that!
00:39:29What's he got in his hand?
00:39:30That looks like a...
00:39:31A tequila sunrise, Tony.
00:39:35A bottle of tequila!
00:39:37And we got a new IWCC!
00:39:42Junior Heavyweight Champion!
00:39:44And he won it with a bottle of tequila!
00:39:47Can you believe that?
00:39:48La la la la la la la la la la la la la...
00:39:50You know what you think?
00:39:51What is Chavo doing?
00:39:52Once his mic today got taken out by Jeff Jarrett,
00:39:55and Big Vito and Johnny the Boar taking care of Oakland,
00:39:58WCW needed an interviewer.
00:40:01And that's me, Chavo.
00:40:02Now I'm here to sell you something, and that's excitement!
00:40:05Oh, I also have a complete set of Fine China for $39.95.
00:40:09Call now, because operators are standing by.
00:40:11555-DEAL.
00:40:13That's 555-D-E-A-L.
00:40:17Now, Dr. Death, tonight you're in a steel cage against Jerry Only of the Misfits.
00:40:21Do you really think this is fair?
00:40:23Well, one thing that Jerry Only should understand is that him running off his mouth
00:40:27is what got him in this position to begin with.
00:40:29Now, neither Vampyro or any of his ugly little misfit buddies
00:40:33are gonna be able to help him out when he's in the steel cage with Dr. Death.
00:40:37This is going to be a wrestling match, one-on-one, mano-a-mano, just like the old days.
00:40:42Only two men are on the inside, everybody else on the outside.
00:40:46That's gonna be a snobber-knocker!
00:40:49Oh, hi.
00:40:50You're welcome, again.
00:40:52Another delivery, person.
00:40:59Sweets for my sweet.
00:41:04Tonight you will be the cherry on top of my cake.
00:41:07Forever yours, for my sweet.
00:41:15Sid Vicious.
00:41:16A chance of becoming the U.S. champ and the world television champ in one fell swoop.
00:41:23That's coming up at the top of the hour, here tonight on WCW Monday Night Raw.
00:41:30Yeah!
00:41:46He's all the greats.
00:41:48Oh, Jerry Vance!
00:41:49I tell you, Jerry Vance, we're having a good time here.
00:41:51You gotta be kidding me.
00:41:52Let's have a drink.
00:41:52Drink.
00:41:53On you, Gene.
00:41:54If you call now, you can own a new home security system for a steal at $59.95.
00:42:00Call 555-DEAL.
00:42:02You done with your blue light special there, Chunk Change?
00:42:06As a matter of fact, I am.
00:42:07Now tonight, you're taking on Big Sid for the U.S. title.
00:42:11U.S. title.
00:42:11Right.
00:42:12But when are you going to start defending the TV title?
00:42:14Kev, what is the deal with this TV belt anyway, man?
00:42:18I get no free TV dinners, I didn't get to meet Ted Turner, I didn't meet no TV stars.
00:42:23I mean, this piece of tin is useless.
00:42:25Give me that.
00:42:27I got a good deal with that.
00:42:28Grab that trash, Kev.
00:42:30What are you guys going to do here?
00:42:32Is this a little basketball?
00:42:34Big Kevin Nash, number 69.
00:42:38Oh!
00:42:39The stuff!
00:42:40Two points.
00:42:41It's good!
00:42:44They have thrown away the WCW World Television title belt.
00:42:50They slam-ducked it.
00:42:51So I guess it's going to be just for the U.S. title.
00:42:55Yeah, I guess in their own-
00:42:57They do whatever they want, Tony.
00:42:58You know that.
00:42:59I guess in their own outsider's way, they've retired that TV belt.
00:43:02How about that, here comes the revolution.
00:43:08And how about what occurred one week ago on this program?
00:43:13It was, lack of a better term, revolting, when they attempted.
00:43:21You see Divalenko, the international flag match, got the Canadian flag, held it.
00:43:31Chris Benoit with it.
00:43:33Then he proceeded to blow his nose on the flag, and even attempted to burn the flag.
00:43:40And I really think the revolution has reached an all-time long.
00:43:49Well, they have things they have to do.
00:43:51And people do things they have to do the way they have to do it, like it or not.
00:43:57By saying that Operation Roadkill was a huge success.
00:44:05As you can see, tonight, the filthy animals are no more.
00:44:15Conan and Mysterio are nursing themselves back to health in hospital beds, thanks to the revolution.
00:44:23Kidman and Guerrero, well, let's just say, they'll be on a different cable channel tonight,
00:44:34fighting out their love triangle on Love Connection.
00:44:38You see, you morons, we worked it from the inside.
00:44:45And those stinking, dumbass, filthy animals never knew what hit them.
00:44:53Last week, we damn there set the world on fire.
00:45:03What pissed us off was that you stinking fans cheered a freaking foreigner, a lowly Canadian,
00:45:14when he won a piece of American gold.
00:45:21The next night, you stupid asses booed the four greatest athletes in the United States today.
00:45:30The revolution.
00:45:36It's your fault.
00:45:39It's your damn stinking fault.
00:45:42You know, last week, I was in the wrestling ring with a Canadian, Chris Benoit.
00:45:48And while I was getting my hand raised in victory, you Americans disgraced me by booing me, me, American-made, American-born.
00:45:59Listen, America, love it or leave it.
00:46:06And tonight, the revolution will leave it.
00:46:10And on that note, the revolution declares themselves a sovereign nation unto ourselves.
00:46:19And with that, we take on a new identity and do away with the stinking rotten country of what you call America.
00:46:30With that identity and tonight's operation, I tonight will be called the python.
00:46:43Shane Douglas will be referred to as the rattler.
00:46:50And Asia will be referred to as the boa.
00:46:57And Barry Sattern will be called, I know, Trouser.
00:47:05Trouser?
00:47:07Yeah, the most sought-after snake in the world.
00:47:11Hey, you people wanted a revolution.
00:47:14Well, you got it.
00:47:16Tonight, we start making a sad song better.
00:47:20Well, that very familiar John Phillips Sousa theme.
00:47:29Oh, yeah!
00:47:30Would you look at this!
00:47:31Senator sitting.
00:47:32USA!
00:47:33USA!
00:47:34USA!
00:47:35USA!
00:47:36USA!
00:47:37USA!
00:47:38USA!
00:47:39USA!
00:47:40USA!
00:47:41USA!
00:47:42He's come back out here for the first time.
00:47:44Revolution!
00:47:45Revolution!
00:47:46Revolution!
00:47:47Revolution!
00:47:48Revolution!
00:47:49I've got your snake right here.
00:47:52America, the land of the free!
00:47:58The home of the brave!
00:48:01The land I love!
00:48:03And I'll stand beside her, and I'll guide her, and I'll shove this to my forearm where the sun
00:48:11comes down side, Tucker Hall!
00:48:16He's going to the ring!
00:48:18Backside Jim Duggan and his maintenance man, Janitor, oh, and he's got the two-back ball!
00:48:26The world's toughest janitor.
00:48:29He goes, he will fight anybody, anytime.
00:48:32He has believed, he has carried, he's just that way.
00:48:39Yeah, and as he making his presence down at the hands of the Revolution, Python, Boa,
00:48:48the Rattler, and whatever Harry Shattern calls himself.
00:48:51Trouser training.
00:48:52He's going to hit Boa with that two-by-four.
00:48:56Get him down.
00:49:06They got him down.
00:49:11Ladies and gentlemen, you are witnessing four people beating up a maintenance man.
00:49:16With a crooked stick.
00:49:17And they should.
00:49:19Now, oh, look at this!
00:49:25Is this Iwo Jima relived?
00:49:28This hands of Iwo Jima.
00:49:30Here comes the tripler!
00:49:32Chris Bedwell!
00:49:34He should mind his own business.
00:49:38Finally, some help for Hexod Jim Duggan.
00:49:46Oh!
00:49:47Sid Vicious makes his way to the ring area.
00:49:49Coming back.
00:49:50Half of the hour.
00:49:51Don't go away.
00:49:52There are the outsiders.
00:49:53Scott Holt.
00:49:54Sid Vicious for the US title.
00:49:55All right, fellas, it's showtime.
00:49:56Bring me Piper.
00:49:57Come on, let's go.
00:49:58What are you waiting on?
00:49:59Oh, ladies, have I got a deal for you.
00:50:00I've got 24-karat heart-shaped pendants for three easy payments of $19.95.
00:50:12Call 555-DEAL.
00:50:13Now, Jerry Flynn, recently you've introduced a whole new arena of warfare here in the WCW,
00:50:18and you call out the block.
00:50:19Can you tell us a little bit more about it?
00:50:20There's three rules, Chavo.
00:50:21Rule number one, two men will enter, one man will leave.
00:50:25Rule number two, it's bare fist and feet.
00:50:27And you call out the block.
00:50:28Can you tell us a little bit more about it?
00:50:29There's three rules, Chavo.
00:50:30Rule number one, two men will enter, one man will leave.
00:50:31Rule number two, it's bare fist and feet.
00:50:32Rule number three, you better come ready to fight, because no man has truly lived until
00:50:49he's felt the real pain of the block.
00:50:51So, tonight, the opportunity is there for any man in the building to come and face me,
00:50:57Lightning Foot Jerry Flynn
00:50:59in the block.
00:51:03Yo, yo, yo.
00:51:04Yeah, hey, Piper, he's ready to see you now.
00:51:07Serrano de Bergerac,
00:51:08one of the greatest wrestlers in the world,
00:51:10and you're kissing their bum too, huh?
00:51:11Well, listen, you tell the powers to be
00:51:14that I am excited to see them.
00:51:16Thank you for giving me the time.
00:51:18I just, one thing, I got a little bit of cramping here,
00:51:20and I gotta take myself a Vince Russo,
00:51:22so you tell him I'll be there
00:51:25when I damn well please.
00:51:27Now, Piper, a summons to the office of the powers that be,
00:51:32not barely ready to go.
00:51:34Well, I think he's going to Mud City.
00:51:37Speaking of Mud, we do have that Mud ring
00:51:41around here, and we have no idea what,
00:51:45well, we know the Nitro Girls are here, so,
00:51:48man, and what's Piper's assignment gonna be?
00:51:51His first reverend assignment, what could it be?
00:51:54Boy, you got me, Tony.
00:51:55It's time for the first of our three main events.
00:51:59Remember, in this match, there must be a winner
00:52:02by kickballer submission for the U.S. title.
00:52:05Couple of reminders before the match gets underway.
00:52:08Next Monday, we're in Milwaukee for Monday Nitro.
00:52:10That's Monday, December 6th, at the Milwaukee Arena.
00:52:13Tickets for the Jackson Center box office
00:52:14in all Ticketmaster locales.
00:52:17And then on Monday, December 13th,
00:52:18Monday Nitro, the new Euronions Arena.
00:52:22Tickets at the New Orleans Box Office
00:52:24and Ticketmaster Athletes.
00:52:25On Monday, December 20th, in Baltimore,
00:52:28the Baltimore Arena, Monday Nitro returns.
00:52:30Tickets for Box Office and Ticketmaster, including X.
00:52:32And then don't forget New Year's Eve on Monday Nitro,
00:52:35Monday, December 27th, the last Monday Nitro
00:52:38of the year, of the century.
00:52:42That could be dangerous.
00:52:43That's in the Astrodome.
00:52:44Tickets to Bon Chavez and all Ticketmaster athletes.
00:52:47And also a reminder that on Thursday, December 2nd,
00:52:50this coming Thursday, from 3 to 5 p.m.
00:52:52at the Nitro Grill in Las Vegas at Excalibur,
00:52:56a special guest will be signing autographs.
00:52:59We'll make sure you join us.
00:53:03Tony, look who's joining us right now.
00:53:06One of the most articulate talkers of this business, Kevin Nash.
00:53:14One and only Big Sexy Kevin Nash, and there, there is your.
00:53:21You're not on yet.
00:53:22I'm sure you're gonna be on here in just a minute.
00:53:24Tony, you keep turning everybody on.
00:53:26Meanwhile, in the ring, Jim Vicious.
00:53:29And Scott Hall are having it out.
00:53:33Remember, there must be a winner by pinfall or submission.
00:53:39And Big Sexy Vicious, flip to the face.
00:53:43Kevin Nash will go in the ring, gets Goldberg later tonight,
00:53:45coming in here with Scott Hall.
00:53:47And you threw the World Television Belt in the trash.
00:53:51That's what they are.
00:53:53It's a piece of garbage anyway.
00:53:54Meanwhile, come on, Scott.
00:54:04Were you shocked to see Sid Vicious and Goldberg standing side-by-side last week, Kevin Nash?
00:54:09Give me a gas bubble.
00:54:10I guess that was a yes.
00:54:14It certainly shocked us.
00:54:16Coming out here and helping Goldberg at the beginning.
00:54:19Boy, what a night this has been so far.
00:54:22And he looks down.
00:54:25Does Sid Vicious towards Kevin Nash?
00:54:27Scott Hall goes right to the eye.
00:54:30Best punch in business.
00:54:31Well, I would agree it's one of them.
00:54:33It's not the very best.
00:54:35Ken, let me ask you something.
00:54:36How would you structure a match with Sid Vicious?
00:54:40What would you do to take him out?
00:54:43Oh, look what Scott Hall's doing.
00:54:46Absorb his punishment early, then I'd go into my incredible wrestling skills.
00:54:51I'd get him on the mat where I'm most deadly.
00:54:53Right?
00:54:53Yeah.
00:54:54Like you have.
00:54:55Yeah, in the past.
00:54:57It's over.
00:54:58This one's over.
00:54:59Going for the outsider edge.
00:55:00Got him up easy.
00:55:02He's got that big male.
00:55:04Couldn't hold him up there.
00:55:05It's Sid Vicious.
00:55:07Riff down.
00:55:09Scott's down.
00:55:10Riff is down.
00:55:11Scott goes down to the chokeslam.
00:55:13And there's no referee to make a count.
00:55:15I don't like the way this looks.
00:55:17It didn't try.
00:55:19Now, wait a minute.
00:55:20Wait a minute.
00:55:21Adios amigos.
00:55:23Oh, we're going to have fun now.
00:55:25Power bumps it down.
00:55:27Kevin Nash on his way to the ring.
00:55:32He'll go drop these old men.
00:55:35Flip from Sid Vicious.
00:55:37And both of the outsiders are down.
00:55:39He's going to power bump Kevin Nash.
00:55:48He's going to try to.
00:55:50Watch out.
00:55:51From behind, it's Jeff Jarrett.
00:55:53It's Jeff Jarrett.
00:55:56Playing another tune.
00:55:58We just watch.
00:56:02Sid Vicious is out.
00:56:03But Jeff, maybe Jervis is looking for an alliance or something with the outsiders that the cover's made.
00:56:11And the pinball is secure.
00:56:12Maybe now that Jervis is looking for an alliance with the powers that be that he puts him.
00:56:21I don't know.
00:56:21I can't explain what he's doing out here.
00:56:23But now Goldberg is taking matters in his own hands.
00:56:27The man is here.
00:56:29Whether you like it or not, he is cleaning house.
00:56:32Right straight line.
00:56:33No man is necessary.
00:56:40We finally have Sid doing speed.
00:56:42Scott Hall is still the champ.
00:56:47I've got the phone heads.
00:56:48I've got Pinocchio here.
00:56:52340 pounds of muscle.
00:56:53Thank you very much.
00:56:54340 pounds of muscle.
00:56:56One of the greatest wrestlers in the world.
00:56:58Squirm like a worm for the powers to be.
00:57:00Yes, sir.
00:57:01Oh, referee.
00:57:02I'll come with you guys.
00:57:04You guys couldn't last five days on the road with me, brother.
00:57:07I am Rowdy, Rowdy Piper.
00:57:09Powers to be.
00:57:10I am coming.
00:57:12It is.
00:57:13It's almost as good as the Oklahoma State game.
00:57:16Could you believe.
00:57:17Was that the greatest thing ever?
00:57:1844 to 7.
00:57:1944 to 7, brother.
00:57:20How was those tickets?
00:57:2150 earlier?
00:57:22They were wonderful.
00:57:22Tell Barry I said thank you very much.
00:57:23You got it, buddy.
00:57:24You got it.
00:57:25Thumbs up.
00:57:25Let's go out there.
00:57:26Boomer Sooner.
00:57:27Boomer Sooner.
00:57:27Woo.
00:57:28Let's do it.
00:57:29Promotional consideration paid for by the following.
00:57:32It's Talking Nitro Arena with all the styles and action of the WCW.
00:57:35Here, Kevin Nash on the runway.
00:57:37Lower Sting down from the Raptors.
00:57:38Hear the count as you pin to your opponent.
00:57:40Who's next?
00:57:42Who's your dad in?
00:57:43Who's your dad in?
00:57:45Come on, here.
00:57:45Come on, here.
00:57:46The force is looking for us.
00:57:48We got it.
00:57:48Don't worry about the force.
00:57:50I got it.
00:57:50It's humming, all right?
00:57:51It's my deal, baby.
00:57:52Come on, don't worry.
00:57:53But, jeez, you're doing better.
00:57:56Come on.
00:57:56Woo, woo, woo, woo, woo.
00:57:58Hey.
00:57:58Hey.
00:57:59Hey.
00:58:00Hey.
00:58:00Take it.
00:58:00Take it.
00:58:00Take it.
00:58:00Take it.
00:58:01Take it.
00:58:01Take it.
00:58:01Take it.
00:58:02Take it.
00:58:02Take it.
00:58:02Take it.
00:58:02Take it.
00:58:03Take it.
00:58:03Take it.
00:58:03Well, well, well.
00:58:04Mr. Piper, reporting to work today, huh?
00:58:07Yes, sir.
00:58:07Ready to go?
00:58:08Oh, you betcha.
00:58:09I'm sorry about that, Cole Story.
00:58:11You're probably doing a little better than your one hip.
00:58:14Take you by average today.
00:58:15Ready to work?
00:58:16Everything's standing up, sir.
00:58:17Beautiful.
00:58:17Well, we have something real special for you.
00:58:19Your first assignment as a referee.
00:58:20What's that?
00:58:21We have two women.
00:58:22One a little on the plump side.
00:58:23Your sister.
00:58:23Not too bad.
00:58:24Yeah, a little bit my sister.
00:58:25But more importantly, they're going to be in a ring.
00:58:27This ring is going to be filled with six inches of mud.
00:58:31These two women are going to wrestle each other.
00:58:34A colossal battle.
00:58:36And guess who's going to be the referee?
00:58:38In the middle of it all, this gigantic wrestling match, mud wrestling,
00:58:43will be the one and only Rowdy Roddy Piper.
00:58:47What do you say?
00:58:47You want me to wrestle?
00:58:49Absolutely.
00:58:49Offering a wrestling match in a mud with you women?
00:58:51Put you right in that spotlight, baby.
00:58:53Wait a second.
00:58:54Wait a second.
00:58:54I don't think you're...
00:58:57Remember to breach your contract?
00:58:59Yes, sir!
00:59:00Yes, sir.
00:59:00You want it?
00:59:01Big fat mud.
00:59:02I love you, baby.
00:59:03Go get him, Piper.
00:59:04Go get him.
00:59:06Steal the show.
00:59:07I'll take care of it.
00:59:08Steal the show.
00:59:09What ugly, bro, huh?
00:59:11What a nice top, Chanel.
00:59:19How much did you pay for that?
00:59:20For $1.50?
00:59:22What did you just say?
00:59:23What part of the $1.50 did you not understand?
00:59:26Actually, I got this out your mother's closet.
00:59:31I know you just didn't say something about my mother.
00:59:35Because you know better than to say something about my mother.
00:59:38No, you didn't.
00:59:43Don't make me talk about you and your mother.
00:59:47I know you just didn't take those potatoes and put them on my top.
00:59:51Well, what are you going to do about it?
00:59:52I might have to take some coleslaw and put it on your top.
00:59:57You know what?
00:59:58You are getting out of here.
01:00:01No, you didn't.
01:00:02How about a little raspberry jello to go with that?
01:00:06Look, rainbow bright.
01:00:07Oh, how about a little macaroni?
01:00:10Or some more potatoes?
01:00:13How about some lettuce?
01:00:14Look, I am good at putting out fires.
01:00:18Oh, really?
01:00:20How about some cherries?
01:00:24No sandwich?
01:00:26Fitting.
01:00:37Are you okay?
01:00:40Are you okay?
01:00:41Oh, she's choking.
01:00:43She's choking.
01:00:43Are you okay?
01:00:50Come on.
01:00:51Come on.
01:00:52Come on.
01:00:56Somebody.
01:00:58Ambulance, for favor.
01:01:00Somebody get an ambulance, please.
01:01:01My God, I don't know what to talk about first here.
01:01:19I do.
01:01:20I do.
01:01:21Well.
01:01:22Oh, yeah.
01:01:22In the midst of that very provocative food fight, one of those large ladies who obviously
01:01:29are going to mud wrestle with Hyper being the referee who hurt his assignment is choking
01:01:34and is having a problem back there.
01:01:37Well, he tried to give her the hoovie.
01:01:39That didn't work.
01:01:40That's the Heimlich is what he was trying to give him.
01:01:42But in Spanish, it's called the hoovie.
01:01:44Oh, it is.
01:01:44Okay, I'm glad you clarified that.
01:01:46The fact is, that lady, I don't know if she can get in the mud or not, but Hyper's got his assignment
01:01:51to be the referee for the mud wrestling contest.
01:01:54And that's what those two very large women have been doing around here who we haven't seen before, Brain.
01:01:59Well, you know, you talk about what Piper's going to do.
01:02:01Piper's a very, very cunning man.
01:02:04He readily agreed to that, didn't he?
01:02:06After he thought about it.
01:02:07He's got something on his mind.
01:02:09Do not trust Rowdy, Rowdy Piper.
01:02:12He will always come up with something when you think those men.
01:02:17He's not going to come up with something.
01:02:18He will.
01:02:19And the misfits are here.
01:02:21Did you like that food fight in the back?
01:02:23What?
01:02:24Did you like the food fight in the back?
01:02:26With fire in there.
01:02:28The Nitro girls are really having their problems as far as getting along now.
01:02:33You saw what happened last week.
01:02:34The Spice and her fight with Tiger.
01:02:36Oh, look at this, Tony.
01:02:39Do I have to?
01:02:39Oklahoma and Dr. Depp.
01:02:46Barbecue sauce in his hands.
01:02:50This cage match against Jerry Unley.
01:02:52The way to win this, fans, here's the rules.
01:02:56You have to escape the cage.
01:02:59How you doing there, B-Team?
01:03:00Bobby, how you doing?
01:03:01Oklahoma, how you doing, brother?
01:03:03I'm out here to call the Docs match, so just step aside, son.
01:03:06Dr. Depp is whipping Jerry Unley into that steel cage.
01:03:09Jerry Unley's back off.
01:03:10Jerry Unley, Dr. Depp is tying him up.
01:03:12Dr. Depp is beating him like a red-headed stepchild.
01:03:16Reversal.
01:03:17Double reversal.
01:03:18Dr. Depp into the ropes.
01:03:20Leapfrog.
01:03:21Dr. Depp catches him.
01:03:24Power slam.
01:03:25Power slam.
01:03:26Power slam.
01:03:27Why do you always say things three times?
01:03:31It's my gimmick, son.
01:03:32It's my gimmick.
01:03:32I'm sorry.
01:03:34Jerry Unley's into the corner.
01:03:35You know, I've got to say something about Jerry Unley.
01:03:37We got out here.
01:03:38Jerry Unley's alfalfa.
01:03:39We've got Buckwheat and the rest of the league.
01:03:41He's actually out here.
01:03:44Jerry Unley, he's a young man that fell out of the ugly tree
01:03:48and hit every branch on the way down.
01:03:49You know what I'm saying?
01:03:50Yes.
01:03:51You know what I'm saying?
01:03:51Yes.
01:03:52He can't match Dr. Depp.
01:03:54He can't get in there and match Dr. Depp.
01:03:56He thinks he can, but he can't.
01:03:58We got these two men locked in the cage.
01:04:01Locked in the cage.
01:04:02Hand-to-hand combat.
01:04:04Nobody gets in.
01:04:05Nobody gets out.
01:04:07These misfit buddies of Jerry Unley.
01:04:09This is for you.
01:04:10This is for me.
01:04:11Do it for me, Doc.
01:04:12Make me proud.
01:04:13You're my boy.
01:04:14You're my...
01:04:15Hold on.
01:04:17You've always...
01:04:18Hold on.
01:04:18Hold on.
01:04:20Hold on.
01:04:22The misfits of Vampiro chasing Oklahoma
01:04:24who's trying to get in the cage.
01:04:30And they are stomping Oklahoma,
01:04:32and they've got the barbecue sauce.
01:04:36Oh, we're gonna have a feast here.
01:04:38And they're definitely there's no barbecue sauce.
01:04:41It's a barbecue fit for a king.
01:04:49Meanwhile, the Oklahoma State...
01:04:52You know what's happening here, Ray?
01:04:54Yeah, break up the river.
01:04:55He was talking about how it kept the misfits out.
01:04:58Oklahoma was.
01:05:00But what he neglected to think about
01:05:01is how this cage...
01:05:05Will keep him from not getting outside.
01:05:08It kept Dr. Death from coming outside
01:05:13and helping his man.
01:05:15It isolated Dr. Death
01:05:16and kept Oklahoma in the Bay here.
01:05:18Oh, my God, my God, my God, my God!
01:05:21Oh, my God!
01:05:26The Oklahoma is basting in his own sauce here,
01:05:29and...
01:05:30I think it's time to turn him in
01:05:33and baste him.
01:05:35Get that on the case, sir.
01:05:39Oklahoma did nothing wrong.
01:05:41He was just sitting here commentating.
01:05:43There's no reason for this.
01:05:46Jerry Olney escaped and got the win
01:05:49for the fact that Dr. Death
01:05:51could not get to Oklahoma.
01:05:54I'm getting hungry.
01:05:55Two slams.
01:05:57Whoa!
01:05:58The match is over.
01:05:58It's over.
01:05:59What do you mean?
01:05:59Calm down, who...
01:06:00What are you talking about?
01:06:01One of the girls got to...
01:06:02Stuck the food.
01:06:04Choke?
01:06:04Yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:06:06And so...
01:06:06But don't worry.
01:06:07I saved the life.
01:06:08I got the helmet maneuver
01:06:10and I saved life mouth to mouth.
01:06:12You gave that wildebeest mouth to mouth?
01:06:14You disgust me.
01:06:15Get out of here!
01:06:17Get...
01:06:17Go!
01:06:18Now what, guys?
01:06:21Hmm.
01:06:22Hmm.
01:06:24I don't just have an idea for that.
01:06:28Hmm.
01:06:28Hmm.
01:06:30Yeah.
01:06:30Mm.
01:06:51Hmm.
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