- 6 weeks ago
Before an American company can build a smelting plant outside a small Irish village, they have to send their top troubleshooter to check for leprechauns living on the property.
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00:00:00Mr. Thorpe will see you now.
00:00:06Mr. Thorpe.
00:00:08Hey. Welcome home, Michael.
00:00:10Good to be here.
00:00:12How was Australia?
00:00:13Hot.
00:00:14So they tell me. Take a seat.
00:00:18Well, nice work, Michael.
00:00:22I can always count on you to get the job done.
00:00:25That's why you're the company fixer.
00:00:26This fixer's tired.
00:00:27It's been nine months. I'm ready for a break.
00:00:30Yeah, and I wish I could give it to you.
00:00:32But there's something else I need you on right away.
00:00:35Oh, yeah? What's that?
00:00:37Apparently, the land we purchased has to be thoroughly inspected for leprechauns.
00:00:43You almost had me on that one.
00:00:45That isn't a joke.
00:00:46Apparently, the people in the area are very superstitious, and they take their leprechauns very seriously.
00:00:51And unless our site is declared a leprechaun-free zone, they won't work on it.
00:00:56It's crazy.
00:00:56Well, I don't know, but it needs to be handled.
00:01:00I'm counting on you, Michael.
00:01:04We've invested very heavily in this project.
00:01:06So, uh, do what you have to do to get things moving.
00:01:10Leprechauns.
00:01:12NetAaron says temperatures are set to fall as low as minus 9 degrees tonight, and more snow is forecast for the north and west.
00:01:31Road users are urged to exercise extreme caution as black ice and freezing fog continue to affect parts of the south.
00:01:40These conditions are expected to last until the weekend, and temperatures should rise.
00:01:45And now it's back to the sports desk.
00:01:46Excuse me.
00:01:54Do you need a hand?
00:01:55Yeah, I'm looking for a town called Bally Glen.
00:01:59Oh, you're in luck.
00:01:59I know it well.
00:02:01Is this the...
00:02:01That's the...
00:02:02Is this the right road?
00:02:03Well, it's not exactly the wrong road.
00:02:07How do I get there?
00:02:08Well, to get to Bally Glen from here, you see, you'd have to go up past Bally Dermot until you get to Bally Colleen.
00:02:14Then you'd have to go through Bally Brian and Bally Shannon.
00:02:17Do you know what?
00:02:20I know a shortcut.
00:02:22Why don't you follow me?
00:02:24Follow you.
00:02:25Come on.
00:02:25Uh...
00:02:47There you go.
00:03:12Thanks for your help.
00:03:13No, not so, not so.
00:03:14Hope I didn't take you too far out of your way.
00:03:16Oh, I've learned to enjoy detours.
00:03:18You end up finding surprising and wonderful places you never even knew existed.
00:03:22Good day to you now.
00:03:23Thanks again.
00:03:25The mayor will see you now.
00:03:27I'm, uh, Dona Flynn, and I'm the town mayor, and this is Patrick Doyle.
00:03:32He's the head of the local business council.
00:03:34We'll do everything we can to help.
00:03:36Yeah.
00:03:36Well, gentlemen, you can start by explaining the problem.
00:03:39Yes, I'm sorry about the little setback.
00:03:42It's just that when the location of the smelting plant was announced, there were some concerns about the impact it might have on the local indigenous population.
00:03:54Explain that to me.
00:03:55The leprechauns.
00:03:57And you're serious?
00:03:58Well, you see, we have a bit of a law, an ordinance on the books going back over a hundred years.
00:04:04And before any new construction can begin, the area has to be inspected for signs of little people habitation.
00:04:13What do we need to do?
00:04:14All you have to do is to get the local inspector to sign that certificate, stating that the area is unoccupied.
00:04:25Of course, there's a local leprechaun inspector, right?
00:04:29Just go into the pub on Killarney Street and ask for Sarah Cavanaugh.
00:04:33All right, Mr. Mayor.
00:04:35Let's do what needs to get done.
00:04:38Exactly.
00:04:39Nice to meet you, Mr. Mayor.
00:04:40You're welcome.
00:04:40Mr. Gareth, I've acquired quite an extensive property portfolio in the local area.
00:04:46Believe you me, I understand the importance of that plant.
00:04:50If you run into any problems and need anything, and I mean anything, don't hesitate to give me a call.
00:04:57I'll be in touch.
00:05:10What would you like?
00:05:30Are you Sarah Cavanaugh?
00:05:31What can I do for you?
00:05:32The local leprechaun expert.
00:05:34Well, I know when they're about, if that's what you mean.
00:05:38I'm Michael Garrett.
00:05:40I represent Thorpe Industries.
00:05:41We're building that big plant on the outside of town.
00:05:43Hmm.
00:05:44So you're here about the ordinance.
00:05:47I've got to say, it's a nice little side business you've got going on.
00:05:52I consider it a service to the community.
00:05:54Of course.
00:05:55Of course.
00:05:55Look, hey, you don't have to explain it to me.
00:05:57I get it.
00:05:58And what exactly do you get?
00:06:00You just put your John Hancock on their certificate and send me the bill.
00:06:03I don't want your money.
00:06:05What do you mean you don't want my money?
00:06:06Everybody wants my money.
00:06:08I don't charge for my services.
00:06:11And I'm not going to put my John Hancock on anything until I've actually seen the land.
00:06:25Miss Cavanaugh.
00:06:29Take my advice.
00:06:31Give her time to cool down.
00:06:33Yeah, I blew it, didn't I?
00:06:37Well, you did.
00:06:39Is this the B&B?
00:07:08Indeed, it is.
00:07:09You must be the American, Mr. Garrett.
00:07:11Indeed, I am.
00:07:13I'm Evelyn McGuire.
00:07:14What part of America are you from?
00:07:16New York City.
00:07:17New York.
00:07:19Broadway.
00:07:19Central Park.
00:07:20The Statue of Liberty.
00:07:22Have you ever been?
00:07:25No.
00:07:25I've hardly been down the road.
00:07:28But I've always wanted to go.
00:07:30Come on, I'll show you your room.
00:07:31Oh, sure.
00:07:36Here we are.
00:07:37I've given you my best room.
00:07:44I hope you'll be comfortable.
00:07:46If an extra quilt.
00:07:49New carpet.
00:07:58Where's the...
00:07:58Oh, down the hall.
00:08:02Now, breakfast will be served every morning at eight o'clock in the dining room.
00:08:07Do you know how long you'll be here for?
00:08:08I don't think that long.
00:08:12Oh.
00:08:12Well, I hope you have a lovely time while you're here.
00:08:15Let me know if you need anything.
00:08:17Excuse me.
00:08:18Is there...
00:08:19Is there heat in the...
00:08:21Or something?
00:08:22Oh, yes.
00:08:23I have it on full.
00:08:24I have it on full.
00:08:54Hello?
00:09:16Hello?
00:09:24Miss Cavanaugh, I'm sorry.
00:09:40Mr. Garrett.
00:09:41That's right.
00:09:42What are you doing at this time of night?
00:09:44Couldn't sleep.
00:09:46Guilty conscience, no doubt.
00:09:49Chronic jet lag.
00:09:50My body never seems to stay in one place long enough to catch up.
00:09:53What's your excuse?
00:09:54I'm going home.
00:09:56I do have a closing time.
00:10:00I owe you an apology.
00:10:02Yeah?
00:10:04You see, in my line of work,
00:10:06sometimes I have to deal with people who aren't...
00:10:10exactly honest.
00:10:12I don't apologize for thinking that at you.
00:10:13Well, it's a sorry thing,
00:10:16thinking the worst of people before you get to know them.
00:10:17Ah, well.
00:10:19So maybe we're both a little bit guilty, huh?
00:10:26Miss Cavanaugh, I need your help.
00:10:27Okay.
00:10:32I'll inspect your land, Mr. Garrett.
00:10:35You can pick me up at the pub tomorrow morning.
00:10:37Will do.
00:10:39Where are you?
00:10:39I'll be getting myself indoors now.
00:10:41Why's that?
00:10:42Well,
00:10:43for the past few nights,
00:10:45I've been hearing the cry of a banshee.
00:10:48Means someone's about to die.
00:10:49Not a good time to be out and about.
00:10:53Come on.
00:10:54I mean, you're joking, right?
00:10:56Oh, I never joke about the unseen world, Mr. Garrett.
00:10:59Don't say I didn't warn you.
00:11:19Good morning.
00:11:24Good morning, Mr. Garrett.
00:11:25Oh, I have you up here.
00:11:27Excellent.
00:11:28Do I say top of the morning?
00:11:30Oh,
00:11:30you'd never hear that in Ireland.
00:11:33What's all this?
00:11:35It's just breakfast.
00:11:36Bacon, eggs, sausage, tomato, pudding, and potato bread.
00:11:42Okay.
00:11:44I could
00:11:44be coming.
00:11:49What's this?
00:11:51It's blood pudding.
00:12:12Hey, hey.
00:12:14Morning, lad.
00:12:17Well,
00:12:17you guys are here early.
00:12:19Is there a better place to be?
00:12:23You might be on to something.
00:12:25By the way,
00:12:26my name is Seamus.
00:12:27Seamus O'Connor.
00:12:28Nice to meet you, Seamus.
00:12:30Michael Garrett.
00:12:31I'm looking for Sarah.
00:12:32Is she around?
00:12:33She's about to play somewhere, yeah.
00:12:36Have you, uh,
00:12:38do you have business with her?
00:12:40In a manner of speaking,
00:12:41yes, I do.
00:12:44Great.
00:12:45I'm ready.
00:12:46There you are.
00:12:47Got everything you need?
00:12:49Yeah, what do you mean?
00:12:51You don't need a pendulum or something?
00:12:55Divining rod?
00:12:58No, no, Mr. Garrett.
00:12:59I've got everything I need to work with right here.
00:13:01What's that?
00:13:03Pepper spray.
00:13:08Wish me luck.
00:13:08Well, Molly,
00:13:12what do you think?
00:13:14I think he's in a world of trouble
00:13:15and he doesn't even know it yet.
00:13:16So what exactly are we looking for?
00:13:29So what exactly are we looking for?
00:13:46The little people live in rocks, in trees, in the underground.
00:13:52You ever seen a leprechaun before?
00:13:56I believe in many things I have never seen.
00:14:00I'm sorry, if you've never seen them, how are we going to know when we find it?
00:14:04They'll make their presence known, one way or another.
00:14:24Anything?
00:14:24Shh.
00:14:29I thought I heard something.
00:14:32No, not here.
00:14:35Are you sure?
00:14:36I mean, this looks like a perfect place for a bunch of elves to hang.
00:14:39There's no elves in Ireland.
00:14:42If you want elves, you go to Iceland or Norway.
00:14:44Sorry.
00:14:44I didn't bring my fairy tale handbook.
00:14:48Be very careful what you say about the little people, Mr. Garrett.
00:14:52If you anger them, they can make your life very uncomfortable.
00:14:56Whatever happened to that famous Irish sense of humour?
00:14:59Oh, they have one, all right.
00:15:00It's just you will not be laughing at the jokes they pull.
00:15:04Yeah, there's a lot of life in this ancient forest.
00:15:07What does that mean?
00:15:07They're here.
00:15:15They?
00:15:17The leprechauns.
00:15:19I can hear them tapping away.
00:15:24No, I'm sorry, I don't hear anything.
00:15:27They're cobbler is by trade.
00:15:28Does this mean I'm not going to get the certificate signed, or...?
00:15:36Well, I'm not going to lie, if that's what you mean.
00:15:38You're going to stand here in the 21st century and tell me I can't build a copper smelting plant because of a leprechaun infestation.
00:15:44Is that right?
00:15:45That's exactly what I'm telling you, Mr. Garrett.
00:15:48Okay, and I'm telling you I don't believe you.
00:15:51Well, too bad, Mr. Garrett.
00:15:52Tough luck.
00:15:57What are my options?
00:15:58What do you mean, what are your options?
00:16:00Well, I've got to get them to move.
00:16:02Oh, okay.
00:16:03Well, how exactly do you propose you do that?
00:16:07Maybe a little Celtic hoodoo.
00:16:10Or how about an exorcism?
00:16:12Or do I need the village priests for that?
00:16:15You have absolutely no idea what you're talking about.
00:16:18I've got it.
00:16:19We'll call leprechaun busters.
00:16:21Get them in here.
00:16:24Hilarious.
00:16:24Where are you going?
00:16:30I'm walking back to the village on my own.
00:16:32Come on, you can't just leave me.
00:16:34We've got to work this thing out.
00:16:36We don't have to work anything out.
00:16:38It's your problem.
00:16:40You work it out.
00:16:40Right.
00:16:54Right.
00:16:54Come on.
00:17:19Come on.
00:17:19Hello, Evelyn.
00:17:44Oh, Mr. Garris.
00:17:46Lovely day, isn't it?
00:17:47Oh, it's brilliant.
00:17:48I've lost my keys.
00:17:50No.
00:17:51Where did you last see them?
00:17:53They were in my pocket last time I...
00:17:55Don't feel bad.
00:18:00I sometimes forget things, too.
00:18:02Comes with age.
00:18:03I need to get back to my car.
00:18:08I don't imagine there's a taxi service in Valley Glen, is there?
00:18:11No.
00:18:12I'm sure we can find someone who can hide up here.
00:18:22Oh, there you go.
00:18:28Thanks, Tommy.
00:18:28What can you tell me about Sarah Cavanaugh?
00:18:35Well, everybody knows her.
00:18:38I mean, what do you need to know?
00:18:40I need an angle.
00:18:42For what?
00:18:42She's got something I need.
00:18:45Ah, well, I wouldn't know anything about that.
00:18:49But, uh, maybe she's talked to Molly.
00:18:53Who's Molly?
00:18:53She's a really beautiful girl that works for Sarah.
00:18:57She's single?
00:18:58Molly?
00:18:59Sarah.
00:19:00Yeah, as far as I know.
00:19:02Thanks.
00:19:07I travel the world 12 once a year solving problems.
00:19:10Problems with form.
00:19:11Problems with substance.
00:19:12This is a leprechaun problem, and I just don't know how to solve it.
00:19:15I appreciate your situation, Mr. Garrett.
00:19:17No, no, it's not my situation.
00:19:18It's our situation.
00:19:20You want that plant built.
00:19:21It's our situation.
00:19:22Unfortunately, if Sarah says there are leprechauns on that land, everyone will believe it.
00:19:28I knew that woman would be a thorn in our backside.
00:19:30Can't you talk to her?
00:19:31I have no influence with Sarah.
00:19:33Have you tried offering her money?
00:19:35She doesn't want money.
00:19:36Everyone has their price, Mr. Garrett.
00:19:38Let me ask you.
00:19:40I just...
00:19:41Do you believe in leprechauns?
00:19:44Personally?
00:19:46I'm a politician, Mr. Garrett.
00:19:48I believe what the people believe.
00:19:53Of course, she does.
00:19:53I believe what the people believe in the world.
00:20:13What do you mean you can't get a car to me before Thursday?
00:20:24What am I supposed to do?
00:20:28Hello?
00:20:30Hello?
00:20:38Can I make a call to New York?
00:20:43Hello?
00:20:44Mr. Thorpe, it's Michael.
00:20:46Michael, I've been trying to reach you.
00:20:47Yeah, I've been having phone problems.
00:20:50And car problems.
00:20:52And leprechaun problems.
00:20:55So, what was that?
00:20:56Well, the local leprechaun expert isn't making things any easier.
00:21:01In fact, she's making things a little...
00:21:03Well, she says we have a leprechaun infestation.
00:21:08They're building a shoe factory or something.
00:21:10What does she suggest we do?
00:21:12Well, she says there's nothing we can do.
00:21:15Well, this is ridiculous.
00:21:16I know, sir.
00:21:17The situation is a little bit more complex than we thought, sir.
00:21:20Well, I'm sure you can handle it.
00:21:22Oh, don't worry about it. I'll... I'll handle it.
00:21:25Yeah, time is money, Michael.
00:21:27Yes, I know.
00:21:27You all right, Mr. Garris?
00:21:37Hmm?
00:21:39You all right?
00:21:39Yeah.
00:21:41Yeah.
00:21:42Hello again, Mr. Garris.
00:22:03Finding your way around okay?
00:22:05How do you know my name?
00:22:06I'm not sure everyone in town knows who you are now.
00:22:08Word travels fast, huh?
00:22:09I understand you're having trouble with your car, and your boss is not that happy with you.
00:22:15Now, how could you possibly know that?
00:22:17You're staying with Evelyn?
00:22:18That's right.
00:22:19She's what you might call our CNN.
00:22:22Round-the-clock news.
00:22:24Ah.
00:22:24I hope everything works out okay for you.
00:22:38Can you believe the nerve of that man?
00:22:40He needs to learn some manners.
00:22:41Ah, you've been a bit hard on the lad.
00:22:44You weren't there, Seamus. He didn't hear the things he was saying.
00:22:47He's a typical American.
00:22:49He thinks he can come over here, throw his money around, and do whatever he wants.
00:22:52And I'm just trying to protect the little people.
00:22:55But, Sarah, you can't expect him to understand that straight away.
00:23:00It's not part of his culture.
00:23:02That's no excuse. He's over here now.
00:23:05Should even in Bally Glen, not everybody believes in leprechauns.
00:23:10What about you, Molly?
00:23:11Um, Molly?
00:23:14Well, it's not that I don't believe in them.
00:23:16Look, even if you don't sign the certificate,
00:23:18how do you expect to stop a big company like that from doing what they want to do?
00:23:23I don't know.
00:23:24Have you ever considered that it might be better to have this man
00:23:28who works for the company as an ally and not as an adversary?
00:23:34Would you like some tea, Mr. Gareth?
00:23:43Yeah, thank you.
00:23:45So, you'll be staying another few days?
00:23:48It looks that way.
00:23:50I'll do my best to make it comfortable for you.
00:23:53I know Bally Glen's not exactly New York,
00:23:56but you can't deny it's a lovely place.
00:23:59Yes, it is.
00:24:00So, what do you miss most about New York?
00:24:06Pizza.
00:24:08There's a great place on Father Dimo Square called Joe's Pizza.
00:24:12Joe's Pizzeria.
00:24:13I'd kill for a slice right now.
00:24:16Gowns on Main Street do lovely chips.
00:24:19Keep it in mind.
00:24:21It's not the same as home.
00:24:23I don't even know where my home is anymore.
00:24:2530,000 feet, that's where I live.
00:24:27Home is where you have your heart.
00:24:29Where's your heart? Stick out.
00:24:34Maybe someday I'll have one of those fancy New York pizzas
00:24:38and find out what all the fuss is about.
00:24:42Evelyn, why don't you just pack your bags
00:24:44and go to New York?
00:24:47Small matter of money.
00:24:49In case you haven't noticed,
00:24:50I'm not exactly overflowing with business.
00:24:53Maybe that'll change.
00:24:55You watch.
00:24:56We build the plant.
00:24:57You might get busier.
00:24:58Do you know where I'd like to go first?
00:25:00The top of the Empire State Building
00:25:02where the beautiful Meg Ryan met the lovely Tom Hanks.
00:25:07Maybe I'll find me a man there.
00:25:08Is it supposed to do that?
00:25:19No, no, no.
00:25:23No.
00:25:24It's...
00:25:24No.
00:25:35Mr. Garrett!
00:25:36You're not a man there.
00:25:37It's not a man there.
00:25:38Not a man there.
00:25:39Sheamus?
00:25:41What are you doing?
00:25:42What does it look like I'm doing?
00:25:44What about you?
00:25:45I couldn't sleep.
00:25:47Insomnia.
00:25:48Guilty conscience.
00:25:49Take one.
00:25:50Well, you know what's good for that?
00:25:52Let me guess.
00:25:53A couple of pints.
00:25:54That's a trick every time.
00:25:58Sheamus, let me ask you a question.
00:25:59If you were me, and you had a leprechaun problem, what would you do?
00:26:08Well, it sounds to me, lad, like you don't have a leprechaun problem.
00:26:12You have a lady problem.
00:26:14Miss Cavanaugh?
00:26:15Uh-huh.
00:26:18Tell you, Seamus, I gotta negotiate with some of the toughest people in the world.
00:26:21Put me in a room with them, I'm fine. I'll take them down.
00:26:25Sarah?
00:26:26Two minutes with her?
00:26:28Lose my cool.
00:26:31She gets under your skin.
00:26:33I don't know how to fix it.
00:26:38What's the trick, Seamus? How do I win her over?
00:26:42I can't help you with that, lad.
00:26:45But just so that I understand, you're only interested in Sarah in a purely professional way.
00:26:53Of course, Seamus, come on.
00:26:56That's too bad.
00:26:57I do wish she was with someone.
00:27:04She worries about me, and I worry about her.
00:27:09And all this worrying doesn't do whether it's a bit of good.
00:27:14Good night, Mr. Garrett.
00:27:19Good night, Mr. Seamus.
00:27:20You don't speak for Ballyglen, Sarah.
00:27:32I'm only speaking what I know, Mr. Doyle.
00:27:34Mine and your childish superstitions.
00:27:38Well, I know what you believe in.
00:27:40Money.
00:27:41That plant is going to be built if we have to pave over every leprechaun in that county.
00:27:50Money?
00:27:52Did you say something?
00:27:54No, never mind.
00:27:55Sorry.
00:27:56Sorry.
00:27:56Cavanagh.
00:28:10Mr. Garrett.
00:28:11Where are you going?
00:28:12Delivering food to an ailing customer.
00:28:14I've been meaning to swing by the pub.
00:28:16There are other pubs in the village.
00:28:18Yeah, I know.
00:28:19But I owe you an apology.
00:28:22Seems to me you've been saying sorry a lot lately.
00:28:25Listen, I asked you for your professional opinion the other day.
00:28:27You gave it to me.
00:28:28I should have respected it.
00:28:30Let me make it up to you.
00:28:32And how do you propose to do that?
00:28:35Lunch tomorrow.
00:28:38Consider it a peace offer.
00:28:39You are a peculiar man, Mr. Garrett.
00:28:43Says the lady who hears leprechauns.
00:28:48Okay.
00:28:49Yes.
00:28:51But I expect you to be on your best behavior.
00:28:55Are you kidding me?
00:28:57I'm from New York.
00:28:59Good behavior is what we're known for.
00:29:09And what manner of conveyance is this?
00:29:21It's this.
00:29:22This is a 1973 X 5000.
00:29:26Doesn't this belong to Tommy Riley?
00:29:27Yeah.
00:29:29I'm releasing it.
00:29:30Why don't we just walk?
00:29:32We're too far where we're going.
00:29:34Oh, where exactly are we going?
00:29:35Where's your sense of adventure?
00:29:37Come on.
00:29:39Okay, what are we doing way out here?
00:29:59It seems how you spend most of your day in the pub.
00:30:01I thought I could use some fresh air.
00:30:05And what about lunch?
00:30:06Ah, right.
00:30:09La piquenique.
00:30:13If you're trying to butter me up, it won't work.
00:30:16It's not going to change the facts of the situation.
00:30:18We don't have to talk about that.
00:30:20We don't have to talk about business at all.
00:30:21We don't?
00:30:22Nope.
00:30:23Whatever's going to happen, it's going to happen, right?
00:30:27Okay, so what will we talk about then?
00:30:30Ah.
00:30:31What brought you to Ballyglin?
00:30:32I was born here.
00:30:40I'm from a small town.
00:30:42Mm-hmm.
00:30:43You ever get tired of it?
00:30:44Small-town life?
00:30:47No.
00:30:49Just take life as it comes, really.
00:30:55You ever get the sense you were meant for something bigger?
00:30:59What do you mean?
00:31:00Well, I mean, look at you.
00:31:01You can do anything you want.
00:31:02Anything.
00:31:04Bright.
00:31:05Strong-willed.
00:31:06Beautiful.
00:31:08Anything.
00:31:11You know, for someone who's not from Ireland, you know how to talk a lot of Blarney.
00:31:16Is that good?
00:31:16Not really.
00:31:17It's just amazing to me that the men in this town aren't beating a path to your door.
00:31:24Why is that?
00:31:25Well, I have to admit, one of the disadvantages of coming from a small town is that the stock
00:31:32of eligible men is also quite small.
00:31:34Stock?
00:31:35Stock.
00:31:35That's the word you use, stock.
00:31:37I can't believe I'm telling you this.
00:31:39So what are you going to do?
00:31:41Run the pub?
00:31:42Pub life?
00:31:43Be a pub-pubber?
00:31:45It was my father's pub.
00:31:48Oh, so you're carrying on the family business, the tradition, is that it?
00:31:52Hmm, well, I really love what I do.
00:31:58You're happy?
00:32:00Yeah.
00:32:01I am.
00:32:04Life couldn't be better.
00:32:05You must be eager to get back home.
00:32:16I don't really have a home.
00:32:20Got a layover.
00:32:22What about friends and family?
00:32:24Family scattered all over the place.
00:32:27Friends kind of...
00:32:28I guess they stop calling when you're not around.
00:32:31God, I couldn't imagine life without friends and family.
00:32:33Are you telling me there's no one to miss you?
00:32:36I guess not.
00:32:38No.
00:32:39That's sad.
00:32:40Come on.
00:32:51You didn't just do that, did you?
00:32:53What happened?
00:32:55What?
00:32:55Must have been a leprechaun.
00:32:57It must have been.
00:32:58That's what I say.
00:32:58Oh, no.
00:32:59You can't annoy them.
00:33:00Oh, no.
00:33:00Here comes another.
00:33:01Oh, look out.
00:33:02Oh, too bad.
00:33:07Okay.
00:33:10Truce?
00:33:10A truce.
00:33:11All right.
00:33:11Who's your hero?
00:33:35This guy.
00:33:36You're old and gray, full of sleep, and nodding by the fire.
00:33:45Take down this book and slowly read.
00:33:48And dream of the soft look your eyes will have.
00:33:51And of their shadows deep.
00:33:53Yates?
00:33:54I think so.
00:33:55Wow.
00:33:56I'm surprised.
00:33:58Why?
00:33:58Well, I had you pegged for a complete philistine.
00:34:02Oh, I'm only mostly philistine.
00:34:04Uh-huh.
00:34:04And partially a little bit poet.
00:34:12How long does the snow last around here, usually?
00:34:15Well, I mean, usually till it melts.
00:34:20Oh.
00:34:20Oh.
00:34:28What's this?
00:34:33Oh, nothing.
00:34:35It's a certificate.
00:34:36Yeah.
00:34:37I forgot I had it.
00:34:38I mean, I always have it in my pocket, but I wasn't.
00:34:40When were you going to spring this on me?
00:34:41When were you going to spring on you?
00:34:43You don't care about me at all, Michael, do you?
00:34:45Sarah.
00:34:46I'm just another business deal to you.
00:34:48You know that's not true.
00:34:49But did you honestly think that I would just be blinded by your charms and fall into your arms?
00:34:53Is that it?
00:34:54No.
00:34:54No.
00:34:54No, I forgot it was there.
00:34:59What kind of man are you?
00:35:13You let him have it.
00:35:15Good for you.
00:35:18Why are you letting it bother you so much?
00:35:21I don't know.
00:35:21Men are all alike.
00:35:25Doesn't matter what country they come from.
00:35:28Just forget about him.
00:35:32It's hard to do while he's still in town.
00:35:34No.
00:35:34No.
00:35:34No.
00:35:34Good morning, Mr. Garris.
00:36:03Good morning, Evelyn.
00:36:08Have you ever seen this pine cone before?
00:36:11It's hard to say.
00:36:13What do you mean it's hard to say?
00:36:15Well, one pine cone looks pretty much like another pine cone.
00:36:18I might have seen it before.
00:36:23Have you any idea how it wound up in my bed?
00:36:26I have no idea.
00:36:27Yeah.
00:36:27Yeah.
00:36:27Yeah.
00:36:27Yeah.
00:36:27Yeah.
00:36:27Yeah.
00:36:27Yeah.
00:36:27Yeah.
00:36:27Yeah.
00:36:29Yeah.
00:36:29Yeah.
00:36:33Oh, Mr. Garris.
00:36:50I saw some books on display.
00:36:52Are they for sale?
00:36:53Yes.
00:36:54Do you have any on leprechauns?
00:36:56Yes.
00:36:57Well, I'd like to buy all of them.
00:36:58All of them?
00:36:59All of them?
00:37:00Yes.
00:37:05Yes.
00:37:05All of them?
00:37:06Yes.
00:37:37Hello.
00:38:06Mr. Thorpe, it's Michael.
00:38:08Michael? Is that you? I can barely hear you.
00:38:10I'm calling you from a phone booth.
00:38:12What?
00:38:13I can't call from the B&B anymore.
00:38:15It seems that gossip has been elevated to an Olympic sport around here.
00:38:18What's going on? Are you still in Ireland?
00:38:21I thought you'd have this wrapped up by now.
00:38:22No, I'm still here.
00:38:24The local leprechaun inspector isn't going to budge.
00:38:28I've been studying the folklore.
00:38:29It doesn't seem to be any loopholes.
00:38:31What are you going to do?
00:38:33I'm going to try a different approach.
00:38:34Everybody here looks at me like I'm an outsider.
00:38:39You are an outsider.
00:38:41What if I could become more like them?
00:38:43You know?
00:38:44Blend in.
00:38:45Well, I can get them to stop looking at me like I'm a foreigner.
00:38:47Maybe I'd warm up to the company.
00:38:48We can forget this whole crazy leprechaun business.
00:38:51You think you could do that?
00:38:52I said it's going to take a few more days.
00:38:55You said yourself we need to do all we can to keep the goodwill of the locals.
00:38:59All right, Michael.
00:39:00A few more days.
00:39:02All right.
00:39:02Hey!
00:39:10Hey, come on.
00:39:11This isn't funny.
00:39:12This isn't funny.
00:39:12This isn't funny.
00:39:22what are you doing here it's a public house am i not a member of the public
00:39:51you've got breath i'll give you that you get a pint when you get a chance thanks mommy
00:39:57hello mr sheamus how are you good how are you i've got a pint in my hand
00:40:13i've got change in my pockets i'm among friends so i couldn't be bothered
00:40:18i'd like to be irish you're right
00:40:38i say i'd like to be irish you'd like to be irish
00:40:45well i can well understand why those people the whole world over would like to be irish
00:40:54but unless you or your ancestors were born on this outside i'm afraid you're out of luck
00:41:00can you at least help me out getting along better with the villagers
00:41:14you're serious that's a heart attack you've got one thing going for you anyway
00:41:20that's it you're not english
00:41:24thanks for your help sheamus seems like i'm not that popular around here these days
00:41:35don't worry lad there's no one trying to chase you out of town i can think of one person
00:41:39oh well no that's a whole different matter huh but uh the rest of the community
00:41:45they'd want things to work out but it's going to take the judgment of solomon
00:41:51to find a solution that's it
00:41:53did you ever hear the story of king solomon and the baby
00:41:59sounds vaguely familiar
00:42:00well two mothers came before solomon each claiming the same baby
00:42:06solomon decided to cut the child in two and give them half each
00:42:11but one of the women said no give it to the other woman
00:42:16don't hurt it
00:42:17that's how solomon knew which was the real mother
00:42:22how does that apply to me exactly
00:42:26i don't know but i like the story
00:42:30what do you think that's more like it
00:42:38it's not too much
00:42:39maybe i'll get one of those for the shillelagh
00:42:43only if you want to get smacked over the head with it
00:42:46or not
00:42:48all right where do we start
00:42:50how long have you two known each other
00:42:54ah we grew up together
00:42:57wasn't the fishing business together
00:42:59and we retired together
00:43:01what exactly are we doing here
00:43:04you don't know much about fishing do you
00:43:06take a look around you
00:43:10when was the last time you went someplace for a couple of hours
00:43:14just to be there
00:43:16nothing done
00:43:18nothing done
00:43:22nothing done
00:43:23nothing done
00:43:39Nothing to it.
00:44:01Sarah?
00:44:02Sir Garris?
00:44:03That's all for me.
00:44:04Please.
00:44:06I'm just getting some chips.
00:44:08Fish and chips are good here.
00:44:09Best in town.
00:44:11The only place in town.
00:44:14Yeah.
00:44:16So what's all this?
00:44:17Trying to pull the wool over people's eyes?
00:44:20This suit was getting a little tight.
00:44:22Well, don't loosen up too much, Mr. Garris.
00:44:25You might forget why you're here.
00:44:27Well, if I do, I'm sure you'll remind me.
00:44:29This is what we call Gaelic football.
00:44:45Tommy!
00:44:48Come here.
00:44:49Can we just go fishing?
00:44:53Now, Mr. Garris would like to give it a try.
00:44:56Hey, Tommy.
00:44:58How's it going?
00:44:58Good.
00:44:59Do you ever play soccer?
00:45:00Every day.
00:45:01Bit of rugby?
00:45:02That's all I do.
00:45:03Oh, you're halfway there.
00:45:04Take off the floor.
00:45:04Come on.
00:45:08Off you go.
00:45:14Right, so you got a kick.
00:45:15Bounce or pass the ball.
00:45:16You're in four steps.
00:45:17You got it?
00:45:17Jameis.
00:45:19Sarah.
00:45:22What are you doing out here?
00:45:23I'm watching a good game.
00:45:27Hang on.
00:45:28Is that...
00:45:29The Yank.
00:45:29What's he doing out here?
00:45:38He's mostly been knocked down onto his bum.
00:45:43Is he gone in the head?
00:45:45I think he's having a great time.
00:45:47Oh, those lads that are real number on my back.
00:46:03Listen, lad.
00:46:04It's not how many times you get knocked down that counts.
00:46:07It's how many times you get up again.
00:46:09Oh, jeez.
00:46:10Look at you two dragging all that mud in here.
00:46:12All in a good cause, Molly.
00:46:14All in a good cause.
00:46:17Uh, Molly.
00:46:21What?
00:46:22Are you going to the carry tonight?
00:46:24Yeah, I'm going.
00:46:25Why?
00:46:26I was just wondering.
00:46:31Uh...
00:46:32What's a carry?
00:46:36I'm going to the carry.
00:46:37I'm going to the carry.
00:46:38I'm going to the carry.
00:46:38I'm going to the carry.
00:46:39I'm going to the carry.
00:46:39I'm going to the carry.
00:46:40I'm going to the carry.
00:46:40I'm going to the carry.
00:46:41I'm going to the carry.
00:46:41I'm going to the carry.
00:46:42I'm going to the carry.
00:46:42I'm going to the carry.
00:46:43I'm going to the carry.
00:46:43I'm going to the carry.
00:46:44I'm going to the carry.
00:46:45I'm going to the carry.
00:46:46I'm going to the carry.
00:46:46I'm going to the carry.
00:46:47I'm going to the carry.
00:46:48I'm going to the carry.
00:46:49I'm going to the carry.
00:46:50I'm going to the carry.
00:46:51I'm going to the carry.
00:46:52I'm going to the carry.
00:46:53Can I get you a drink, Mr. Garrett?
00:47:17No, I'm fine.
00:47:18Have you found a way we can all get what we want?
00:47:22Not yet.
00:47:24Now, if I were you, I'd forget about seeking the approval of the community.
00:47:27Just bring in outside workers.
00:47:29You would.
00:47:30Oh, the locals will complain and grumble about it,
00:47:32but they'll come round when they see the jobs they're missing.
00:47:35Uh-huh.
00:47:35Then you can, in turn, rent them all your apartments, all the outsiders.
00:47:40I'd be happy to play my part, Mr. Garrett.
00:47:43Of course.
00:47:44I'll take it under consideration.
00:47:45Now, don't let this leprechaun sitting us stop the flow of progress.
00:47:48No.
00:47:48See you.
00:47:53Oh!
00:47:54Oh!
00:47:55I'm sorry.
00:47:57Look, I'm...
00:47:58Sorry.
00:47:59There you go.
00:47:59Okay.
00:48:00I was going to say, no, I possibly shouldn't have run off so quickly.
00:48:06I'm sorry.
00:48:07I...
00:48:07Maybe I was looking for an angle with you.
00:48:12At first.
00:48:14But Sarah, by the time you got to fire,
00:48:17business was the last thing on my mind.
00:48:20Okay.
00:48:24Well, what exactly is on your mind now?
00:48:56Molly.
00:49:26Do you care to dance?
00:49:53Thank you very much.
00:49:55Certainly.
00:49:56I could dance better than that.
00:50:18Then why didn't you ask her up so?
00:50:20Do you know anything about women?
00:50:23You have to play a hand to get.
00:50:25Sarah?
00:50:29Hey, Seamus.
00:50:32Sarah, don't get me wrong,
00:50:34but I'd say you're a virtuous woman, wouldn't you?
00:50:38Well, I hope so.
00:50:40Of course you are.
00:50:43So always remember
00:50:44that the greatest of all the virtues
00:50:47is forgiveness.
00:50:49There she is.
00:51:17She looks to me like a young lady
00:51:19in need of an escort.
00:51:21All right, coach.
00:51:29Miss Kavanaugh.
00:51:33Going my way?
00:51:35Well, depends which way you're going.
00:51:37You keep popping up everywhere lately,
00:51:38a bit like Irish boss.
00:51:39Well, seeing as how I'm not going to get my midnight run in,
00:51:45I thought maybe a midnight walk would do.
00:51:48I'm not going to get to sleep anyway.
00:51:50Still suffering from that guilty conscience?
00:51:53No.
00:51:58How'd you enjoy the Kaylee?
00:51:59I always liked the Kaylee.
00:52:01You know, I was going to ask you to dance.
00:52:06Then why didn't you?
00:52:08I was afraid you were going to slug me.
00:52:09Well, then you don't know me very well.
00:52:12Well, that's just it, Miss Kavanaugh.
00:52:13I would like the chance to get to know you.
00:52:23I'd be afraid your work would always get in the way.
00:52:26Well, I mean, it would.
00:52:29If I let it.
00:52:34I won't let it.
00:52:35I promise.
00:52:36Not bad for a city boy.
00:52:45You're not bad yourself.
00:52:48Maybe you're not so out of touch with the natural world as you think, eh?
00:52:51What do you mean?
00:52:52Seen any leprechauns lately?
00:52:57No.
00:52:59Some weird things have been happening.
00:53:01Oh, yeah?
00:53:02Yeah.
00:53:03Well, I did warn you.
00:53:04Look, I'm not saying I believe in leprechauns.
00:53:08At all.
00:53:09But if I did,
00:53:11and I wanted them to get them to back off,
00:53:14how would I go about that?
00:53:16Well, you might want to start by not threatening their homes.
00:53:20Yeah, I ought to talk to my boss.
00:53:22Not me.
00:53:24Have you spoken to him lately?
00:53:27I thought we weren't going to talk about business.
00:53:29Michael, is there not something that you can do?
00:53:31I'm in my control, Sarah.
00:53:33If I could, I would.
00:53:34I'd move the plant someplace else.
00:53:36Really?
00:53:36Yeah.
00:53:38I love it here.
00:53:40I love the people.
00:53:41I love the town.
00:53:43There's something about Bally Glen.
00:53:46The fact remains, the company owns this land.
00:53:49They've drawn up plans.
00:53:51And they intend to build.
00:53:53How long have we got before they start?
00:53:54How much?
00:54:15Right, huh?
00:54:21For what?
00:54:23For caring about Bally Glen.
00:54:24Oh, I had fun.
00:54:27Ooh.
00:54:30Hey.
00:54:31Yeah.
00:54:33Oh!
00:54:34Yeah.
00:54:39Bye.
00:54:40Bye.
00:54:40Bye.
00:54:40Now, to be truly Irish, you have to blame all your misfortune on the government.
00:54:51Ah, Seamus, that sounds very American.
00:54:53Well, you learned it from us.
00:54:54All right.
00:54:56What else can you tell me?
00:54:57The Irish are a compassionate people.
00:54:59We've been down ourselves.
00:55:01And if someone is in trouble, well, we'll help them if we can.
00:55:04And if we can't, well, we'll share a good cry and a prayer with them.
00:55:10I like the sound of that.
00:55:11Yeah.
00:55:19And how are you feeling these times?
00:55:22Grand.
00:55:23Like I'm playing hooky from my job.
00:55:26And I love it.
00:55:27How are you getting on with the villagers?
00:55:29Good, I think.
00:55:29That was part of the plan, wasn't it?
00:55:34Tell you the truth, I can't remember what the plan was.
00:55:38Then my work is done.
00:55:41What did you used to do, Seamus, before you?
00:55:43Before I was a seat warmer in a pub.
00:55:46Sorry.
00:55:48A seat warmer.
00:55:50I knew it.
00:55:52Literature and history.
00:55:54Something we have plenty of over here.
00:55:58What about you and Sarah?
00:56:01We're good.
00:56:02I love her like she was my own daughter.
00:56:07God knows that I know that she's strong and independent.
00:56:13The burdens of life are easier to carry when you have somebody walking beside you.
00:56:20Wouldn't you say so, Mr. Garridge?
00:56:21I think it's time maybe you started calling me Michael, huh?
00:56:27Indeed it is.
00:56:31Michael.
00:56:38Good night.
00:56:38Good night.
00:56:39Good night.
00:56:40Good night.
00:56:41Good night.
00:56:42Good night.
00:56:43Good night.
00:56:44Good night.
00:56:45Good night.
00:56:46Good night.
00:56:47Good night.
00:56:48Good night.
00:56:49Good night.
00:56:50Good night.
00:56:51Good night.
00:56:52Good night.
00:56:53Good night.
00:56:54Good night.
00:56:55Good night.
00:56:56Good night.
00:56:57Good night.
00:56:58Good night.
00:56:59Good night.
00:57:00Good night.
00:57:01Good night.
00:57:02Good night.
00:57:03Good night.
00:57:04Good night.
00:57:05Good night.
00:57:06Good night.
00:57:07Mr. Mayor?
00:57:19Mr. Garrett.
00:57:20Mr. Doyle.
00:57:22I got a message the Mayor wanted to see me.
00:57:24The Mayor has stepped out for a moment.
00:57:26Actually, it was me that wanted to see you.
00:57:31Okay.
00:57:32I'm very happy to inform you that I have found a solution to your...
00:57:37your leprechaun problem.
00:57:39What's that?
00:57:40By finding an expert witness who is willing to travel across from Galway
00:57:44and certify your worksite free and clear of any and all supernatural creatures.
00:57:50All the way from Galway?
00:57:52Without even looking at the land? Just sign off?
00:57:55Is there any need?
00:57:57There are no such things.
00:58:00They are the product of the overactive imagination of children and drunks.
00:58:05You don't believe in leprechauns.
00:58:07Put it this way.
00:58:08Any leprechaun that loses his home, he can come to me and I'll give him a great deal on a...
00:58:12How do the Americans call it? On a condo.
00:58:16See, I just can't see how the locals would accept your expert's word over Sarah's.
00:58:20Because all they want is a piece of paper to allay their foolish superstitions.
00:58:24What does the mayor think?
00:58:28He'll go whichever way the wind blows.
00:58:33Mr. Doyle, it's very important that nobody get hurt here.
00:58:36Who's going to get hurt?
00:58:37Well, are you referring to that Sarah Cavanagh one?
00:58:44She shouldn't have made such an outrageous claim to begin with.
00:58:48It's her own fault that she stirred the locals up over nothing.
00:58:53Miss Cavanagh believes what Miss Cavanagh believes.
00:58:55Well, that's tough on Miss Cavanagh.
00:58:58But we are men of business, Mr. Gareth, and it is time to get down to it.
00:59:02Now, what I'm offering you is a way to get out of this and get out of here.
00:59:07I'll take it into consideration.
00:59:10I'll be sure to mention to your boss how I was of assistance in this matter.
00:59:14He's got a man he can count on here in Bally Glen.
00:59:18I'll bet he's not.
00:59:19Thank you very much.
00:59:37How you doing?
00:59:38Gotcha.
00:59:40Good, how's it going, guys?
00:59:44Where's Seamus?
00:59:46I haven't seen him all day.
00:59:48You weren't there?
00:59:49She's just out the back.
00:59:50No, I'm looking for Seamus.
00:59:52I want to talk to him about something.
00:59:54Do me a favor if you see him.
00:59:56Have him find me, will you?
00:59:57Yeah.
00:59:58Thank you, Miss Molly.
01:00:02Do you want to join us?
01:00:05No.
01:00:06I got too much on my mind today, guys.
01:00:09As you were, lads.
01:00:10Who was it that?
01:00:22I'll have you arrested.
01:00:23I'll have you arrested.
01:00:23I've been up to you.
01:00:27Bye-bye.
01:00:30Bye-bye.
01:00:32Goodbye.
01:00:40Bye-bye.
01:00:41Oh, my God.
01:01:11Oh, my God.
01:01:41Oh, my God.
01:01:48Mr. Gareth.
01:01:50The mayor.
01:01:52I've been looking all over for you.
01:01:55I've got a very important call here.
01:01:56I'm New York.
01:01:57I'm not here.
01:01:58Oh, no, no, no.
01:01:59It's Mr. Doyle.
01:02:00Doyle?
01:02:01Yes, he's in hospital.
01:02:05Mr. Doyle.
01:02:07Hello?
01:02:08Mr. Gareth, is that you?
01:02:10Yes, it is.
01:02:11I take back my offer.
01:02:13I take it back.
01:02:13Do you hear me?
01:02:14Yeah, I hear you.
01:02:15I am not bringing in my expert.
01:02:18Forget what I said.
01:02:19You said that...
01:02:20No, no, buts.
01:02:21I want nothing more to do with any of it.
01:02:24I am not involved.
01:02:26Do you understand me?
01:02:27I do.
01:02:28I do.
01:02:29Are you all right?
01:02:29What happened?
01:02:33That was strange.
01:02:34Yes.
01:02:35I think something put the fear of leprechauns into them.
01:02:38Hello?
01:02:58Sarah?
01:03:00Sorry, we're closed.
01:03:02What do you mean, you're closed?
01:03:04On account.
01:03:05On account of what?
01:03:05Did you not hear?
01:03:08No.
01:03:08Hear what?
01:03:10It's Seamus.
01:03:13He passed away last night.
01:03:18I think it was his heart.
01:03:21Sarah took it really bad.
01:03:31Um.
01:03:35You're here today to remember a good man and a good friend, Seamus O'Connell.
01:04:02And if anyone here feel like saying a few words in celebration of his life, now's the time to do it.
01:04:14You're right.
01:04:16He was a good man.
01:04:19And a good friend to everybody he met.
01:04:22He was a decent skin.
01:04:25He was a dinger at Domino's.
01:04:27And if you met him in a public house, you wouldn't have to put your hand in your pocket.
01:04:32We'll miss him.
01:04:34He was a lovely man and he brightened up my day.
01:04:37And I'm going to miss him.
01:04:41Sarah?
01:04:43Seamus was my father's best friend.
01:04:45And when my dad passed away, I didn't think I was going to be able to run the pub on my own.
01:04:53But Seamus convinced me that I could do it.
01:04:55And he said he was going to be there for me every day.
01:05:01And he was.
01:05:06And I don't know what I'm going to do without him.
01:05:08He extended a helping hand to me.
01:05:17And he didn't judge.
01:05:19Seamus, you were a kind and wonderful gentleman.
01:05:26We've lost someone very special today.
01:05:31Because there are not enough men in the world like Seamus O'Connell.
01:05:35Hear, hear.
01:05:36Something on your mind this morning?
01:05:58Hmm?
01:05:59No.
01:06:00Oh.
01:06:02Something like Sarah?
01:06:06Are there no secrets in this town?
01:06:10It's hardly a secret, Mr. Garris.
01:06:12So.
01:06:15What's the problem?
01:06:20The problem is, any relationship with Sarah is going to have a built-in expiration date, isn't it?
01:06:27Nothing's impossible, Mr. Garris.
01:06:31What would you have said before this trip if someone told you that you'd end up believing in leprechauns?
01:06:36I'm still wavering on that one.
01:06:38Let the future take care of itself.
01:06:41And whether it's with Sarah or with someone else, take my advice and fall in love while you're young.
01:06:46Don't put off the most important thing you'll ever do in your life.
01:06:49I'll eat your pudding.
01:06:54Yes, ma'am.
01:06:54What do you do for excitement?
01:07:14Well, I mean, there's not a lot.
01:07:17But I wish there was more for the families.
01:07:20I mean, we have a Kayleigh, but that's just once a month.
01:07:24What about, uh, a golf?
01:07:26Isn't everybody in Ireland?
01:07:29Swing the pudding niblick.
01:07:31Yeah, well, there's a chorus nearby.
01:07:34You might need to chase the sheep off the grains, though.
01:07:39You ever been to New York?
01:07:41No.
01:07:43You should come.
01:07:43We have a pretty good St. Patrick's Day parade.
01:07:48Loads of pubs.
01:07:50Could always use another one.
01:07:53Well, now, I don't know anyone in New York.
01:07:56Ah, but you know me.
01:07:59Yes, but you are never there.
01:08:03Yep.
01:08:05I'll be heading back soon.
01:08:07That's for sure.
01:08:08Now, Sarah, I wish...
01:08:14What?
01:08:19I wish I didn't have to go back.
01:08:22Well, then we should make the most of the time that we have.
01:08:24You want to go get fish and chips?
01:08:48Yeah, I thought you'd never ask.
01:08:49We gotta get the bike back to Tommy.
01:09:01He's got a date with Molly.
01:09:03Really?
01:09:03Really.
01:09:04I didn't see that coming.
01:09:05No?
01:09:06No.
01:09:06Sarah, Tommy owns an X5000.
01:09:10What more could a woman want?
01:09:17I know the iron out.
01:09:18You took your sweet time.
01:09:25Sorry, we stopped for chips.
01:09:26Oh, yeah, leaving us out in the car like that.
01:09:33Thanks again.
01:09:37Behave yourselves.
01:09:38I won't do anything you wouldn't do.
01:09:41See you later, Saul.
01:09:42All right.
01:09:45Take care of yourselves, right?
01:09:47I would be fine.
01:09:48Well, thanks to the Tommy situation, looks like I might have to hire some more help.
01:10:05Well, that's the problem with romance, isn't it?
01:10:08It complicates everything.
01:10:12Turn the radio home, man.
01:10:13Come here.
01:10:16Come here.
01:10:17Come here.
01:10:19What are you doing?
01:10:20Something I should have done a long time ago.
01:10:21You're alright?
01:10:28I have to do everything out.
01:10:30Come here.
01:10:30Who are you doing?
01:10:30All right.
01:10:32What is it?
01:10:41Never mind.
01:10:44You're right.
01:10:45Spotify is filling in your chair.
01:10:46I hope you're doing it for sure.
01:10:48You're right.
01:10:48You're right.
01:10:49Basically, it's going on a song.
01:10:49so how do you feel about him how do you think i think he loves you too
01:11:15even if that were true i mean what am i supposed to do he's leaving soon convince him to stay
01:11:23i can't ask him to throw away his career move to ireland and help me run a little pub
01:11:28why not that's not enough of a challenge for a man like him
01:11:32maybe it'll work out what does your second sight tell you well when it comes to matters of the heart
01:11:40i'm as clueless as anybody else
01:11:42molly will you tell sarah if she needs some time off at the yank i'd be happy to lend a hand around
01:11:52the pub i practically ran one a few years back i could help out too i've drunken enough pubs to
01:11:58know my way around the tap for once he's telling the truth that's very sweet yeah i let her know
01:12:04i never knew you were a romantic angus ah sometimes young people need little help
01:12:15a good shove would be more like it
01:12:17come in
01:12:24excuse me mr garratt you have a visitor
01:12:30mr garratt i'm emily i've come here from dublin
01:12:35you're here about the car
01:12:36no i'm here about the little people on your property
01:12:39would you give us a second
01:12:42oh thank you
01:12:44i'm sorry i don't understand
01:12:49i'm something of an investigator
01:12:51like a paranormal investigator
01:12:54i investigate a lot of things
01:12:56what you should do is go see the leprechaun museum in valley glen
01:13:01ask for miss nolan take the tour
01:13:04but is it true
01:13:06is what true
01:13:08that there are leprechauns on your property
01:13:10that's really a matter of opinion
01:13:17but it's creating problems for your company
01:13:20no
01:13:21well yes but but no i mean we're handling it yeah
01:13:24some big deal
01:13:25thank you mr garratt
01:13:28i'm sorry
01:13:29what did you say your last name was
01:13:32have a nice night mr garratt
01:13:34mr garratt
01:13:54mr garratt is everything all right
01:13:57yeah
01:14:02it's nine o'clock
01:14:04i slept through the night
01:14:07i slept through the night
01:14:15guess who slept in his own bed all night long
01:14:18i slept in my bed all night
01:14:19okay well before all the sleeping
01:14:22you didn't happen to speak to a reporter did you
01:14:25no why
01:14:26hey
01:14:26um you should see this
01:14:30no no no no no no no no no no if thorpe sees this we're
01:14:40look it's already been picked up by the international news services and it's all over the internet
01:14:44can i use your phone
01:14:47yeah go ahead
01:14:49yeah is mr thorpe there please
01:14:53what do you mean he's out of the country
01:14:58mr mayor we have a bit of a situation
01:15:04indeed we do
01:15:09mr thorpe read any good newspaper headlines lately
01:15:13how did you get here so fast i was already on my way
01:15:15i can i can explain that you got a lot of explaining to do like uh how a few days turned into two weeks you were supposed to keep me posted
01:15:23i've had some communication glitches
01:15:26i don't want any more excuses
01:15:28i sent you here to fix a problem
01:15:31have you fixed it
01:15:32um
01:15:33uh
01:15:34not exactly
01:15:37are you close to fixing it
01:15:39no
01:15:40i don't understand michael this isn't like you uh what happened to my fixer
01:15:45mr thorpe
01:15:49we have a unique situation here
01:15:54yeah a situation that's costing me a fortune in delays
01:15:57um look on the plus side i've made some really good allegiances
01:16:04that's true mr thorpe everyone likes michael
01:16:09and that helps me how exactly
01:16:13i think you've lost sight of why you're here
01:16:15i've been very patient but i'm tired of losing money
01:16:18i'm getting a construction crew in here that isn't worried about stepping on a few leprechauns
01:16:34we're time's nearly up
01:16:42thorpe's here and he's gonna bulldoze through this plan no matter what
01:16:47well
01:16:49people aren't gonna like it but i'll do my best i can one day
01:16:53i'm sorry i'm so sorry
01:16:57it's not your fault
01:17:04i guess you'll be moving back to new york soon
01:17:11well yeah i'm supposed to fly out tomorrow
01:17:14yeah i was supposed to fly out a long time ago
01:17:20well mr garras yes make sure you swing by before you leave okay
01:17:38well
01:17:48well
01:17:52well
01:17:56well
01:17:58well
01:18:00let's go
01:18:04well
01:18:14yeah
01:18:15well
01:18:21if there are any leprechauns around don't do anything rash okay
01:18:23talking to leprechauns.
01:18:31I'm here to try and help
01:18:32because we've got a bit of a situation here
01:18:36and it's about to get a lot worse.
01:18:46Seamus said I'd need the wisdom of Solomon to figure this out.
01:18:49You, you want the land.
01:18:58The company claims the land.
01:19:07Which one of these?
01:19:15We divide the baby.
01:19:19Divide the baby.
01:19:22Divide the baby.
01:19:23Divide the baby.
01:19:25Seamus.
01:19:28Seamus.
01:19:31You wise old Irishman.
01:19:35It's simple.
01:19:37We divide the land.
01:19:40Sarah says the greater part here is clear,
01:19:42but we keep the forest for the leprechauns.
01:19:44We turn it into a recreational area.
01:19:48We put in some picnic tables, maybe some hiking trails.
01:19:51Yeah, Ballyglen could really use that.
01:19:54I mean, the little people have never been selfish about sharing the land,
01:19:57so long as it's respected and cared for.
01:19:59The little people?
01:20:00Oh, I'd listen to her.
01:20:05I don't know.
01:20:06This will call for a redesign.
01:20:08I've looked into it.
01:20:09It's not going to be that expensive.
01:20:10Plus, I think throwing a few extra dollars at the town
01:20:12to keep the peace would probably be a good idea.
01:20:18And I'll stay on as a construction supervisor,
01:20:21maybe even a plant manager.
01:20:23What?
01:20:23Yeah, I'm done.
01:20:29I'm done living on airplanes and living in airports.
01:20:32I think it's time to settle down.
01:20:36Ballyglen's as good a place as any to do that for me.
01:20:41Are you sure?
01:20:43Yeah.
01:20:44I've never been more sure of anything in my life.
01:20:49Well, all right, Michael.
01:20:50If that's what it takes, we'll make it happen.
01:20:52Well, just make sure the press release
01:20:54doesn't say anything about leprechauns.
01:20:56Yes, sir.
01:20:58It's a deal.
01:20:59It's a deal.
01:20:59Put it there.
01:21:00Come on, I'll buy you a drink.
01:21:02It's the middle of the afternoon.
01:21:03I know.
01:21:04We're getting a late start.
01:21:11So, you're going to be sticking around for a while longer.
01:21:18Looks that way.
01:21:22I think I'm going to need some more Irish lessons.
01:21:29Oh, I can help you with that one.
01:21:30Yeah?
01:21:31Yeah, lesson number one.
01:21:32Irish women are always right.
01:21:34Really?
01:21:34Yeah.
01:21:35Even when we're not.
01:21:36Okay.
01:21:39Let this be a good place and time to tell you I loved you.
01:21:44Right here in the mayor's office, Mr. Carrot.
01:21:46Yeah.
01:21:46Hmm.
01:21:48Well, that makes it official, doesn't it?
01:22:03Evelyn.
01:22:06Looks like you're stuck with me.
01:22:08Until I can make more permanent arrangements, I'm going to be here.
01:22:12I know.
01:22:13I heard the news.
01:22:15Of course you did.
01:22:17I'd put you in the same room.
01:22:19That'd be great.
01:22:22Oh.
01:22:23Uh, one more thing.
01:22:25Have you got a passport?
01:22:27What would I need with one of those?
01:22:29To go to New York, you need a passport.
01:22:32I don't understand.
01:22:33I cashed in some frequent flyer miles.
01:22:37I'm not going to be needing them, and I didn't want them to go to waste, so.
01:22:41You're going to New York City.
01:22:44As part of a tour.
01:22:46You're going to see Broadway plays, all the sights, and I think the first thing you're going to do is go to the top of the Empire State Building.
01:22:53You might even run into Tom Hanks.
01:22:57I don't know what to say.
01:23:00Just have a slice of pizza for me, okay?
01:23:18There you go, Mr. Gars.
01:23:21Give me a favor, Molly.
01:23:23You place this in front of Seamus' stool.
01:23:25I don't understand.
01:23:30Just put it on by his picture, please.
01:23:32All right.
01:23:44Seamus, this one's for you.
01:23:50Mr. Gareth.
01:23:52Mr. Bicycle Dude.
01:23:53How are you?
01:23:56Yeah, sounds like you'll be staying.
01:23:58Well, the way news travels around here, you probably heard about it before I knew.
01:24:02I guess you finally found your way, huh?
01:24:06You could say that.
01:24:12Well, congratulations, Mr. Gareth.
01:24:15Hey.
01:24:16Lads?
01:24:16I wonder, does anyone think you're telling Murphy?
01:24:21Who's Murphy?
01:24:22You might call him a facilitator of wagering.
01:24:28A bookie?
01:24:29Uh-huh.
01:24:30Facilitator of wagering.
01:24:33Why would a bookie be interested in me?
01:24:35Oh, a lot of money changed hands about you, you know.
01:24:37Not all hands, no.
01:24:38No.
01:24:39No.
01:24:40We prefer to back the ponies.
01:24:42And then only when they're a sure thing.
01:24:44What were you betting on?
01:24:44If you'd leave.
01:24:48If you'd get off with Sarah.
01:24:50Or if you'd kill yourself on the scooter.
01:24:5350-50 odds on that one.
01:24:55Well, I'm glad it could be of some entertainment value around here to you boys.
01:24:59Oh, you're the most exciting thing that's ever happened in Bally Glen, you know.
01:25:03Are you going to drink that or not?
01:25:05Oh, I'm trying.
01:25:05Michael.
01:25:12Yes.
01:25:13Hi.
01:25:13Hi.
01:25:14Come here.
01:25:15Good to see you.
01:25:18Look, the rental car company have been trying to get a hold of you.
01:25:20They have your new car.
01:25:21How do they come now, huh?
01:25:22Yeah, they said they'd bring it here to you?
01:25:24All right, yeah.
01:25:24Tell them I'll be out in a minute.
01:25:25Okay.
01:25:38All right, who's the wise guy?
01:25:40What?
01:25:43This isn't funny.
01:25:44Tommy.
01:25:46Molly, come on.
01:25:46Come on.
01:25:46Come on.
01:25:47Come on.
01:25:48Come on.
01:25:50Come on.
01:25:51Come on.
01:25:52Come on.
01:25:53Come on.
01:25:54Come on.
01:25:57Come on.
01:25:59Come on.
01:26:00Come on.
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