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00:00:00Ladies and gentlemen, we are proud to present famous recording star, Miss Liz Wetherly, singing our national anthem.
00:00:20Now will you all please rise.
00:00:30Oh, say can you see, by the dawn's early light, what so proudly we hailed at the twilight's last gleaming,
00:00:45whose broad stripes and bright stars, through the perilous fight, o'er the ramparts we watched, were so gallantly streaming?
00:00:59And the rocket's red glare, the bombs bursting in air, gave proof through the night, that our flag was still there.
00:01:15Look, I have two weeks before my next concert.
00:01:20Now I'm going to get in my car and drive until I find a nice, quiet hole to crawl into.
00:03:26Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
00:03:56Oh, oh, oh, oh.
00:04:26Oh, oh, oh, oh.
00:04:56Oh, oh, oh, oh.
00:05:26Oh, oh, oh.
00:05:28Oh, oh.
00:05:28Oh.
00:05:29Oh.
00:05:30Oh.
00:05:34Oh.
00:05:35Oh.
00:05:36What do you want?
00:05:53I need some help.
00:05:55My car broke down.
00:05:59You alone?
00:06:00I don't see where that concerns you.
00:06:02A good-looking woman like you shouldn't be out here traveling alone.
00:07:02God damn it, Keno, you can keep them dogs quiet one of these mornings.
00:07:05You're going to find their hides nailed to your door, you hear me?
00:07:17How you doing, ma'am?
00:07:19Ladies, I trouble with the car.
00:07:23Well, you, uh, you come to the right place, ma'am.
00:07:26Listen, your hired man here just doesn't understand that my car is stranded on the road.
00:07:32Now, I need someone to please go up there and fix it.
00:07:36Hey, boy.
00:07:40Go tow in the lady's car.
00:07:42Now, you get a move on, you hear?
00:07:45We don't want this lady here to think we don't get good service.
00:08:00Don't worry, ma'am.
00:08:01We'll fix you right on up.
00:08:03Can I get you something to drink while you're waiting?
00:08:22I'll be here, maybe.
00:08:23We've got Bud on tap.
00:08:25No, I'm fine.
00:08:27Your sign says that you rent cabins.
00:08:29Do you have one available?
00:08:30We have one available.
00:08:32One thing we have for sure is cabins.
00:08:34Ain't no one stayed over.
00:08:35It's a hundred feet.
00:08:39Of course, not many folks get by anymore since they, uh, put in that interstate.
00:08:44Yeah, well, I can believe it.
00:08:47Put your John Henry right on there.
00:08:50And the printer, please, for me.
00:08:53Ooh, that's kind of fancy.
00:08:54Elizabeth Weatherly.
00:09:04That's, that's Liz Weatherly, ain't it?
00:09:06I've seen you on TV.
00:09:10I've recognized you the minute you walked through that door.
00:09:13I mean, I did.
00:09:16Look, my name's Collins.
00:09:19Eddie Collins.
00:09:20Well, maybe you heard her name.
00:09:21No, now, can I have my key?
00:09:23Oh, well, yeah, sure.
00:09:26But I'll tell you one thing.
00:09:28Oh, Bertha, I mean, she's not going to believe it.
00:09:29A star's staying right here.
00:09:31I'll tell you what.
00:09:31Now, come on.
00:09:32Will you, you put your name on here for me?
00:09:33I mean.
00:09:34Come on.
00:09:34I'm, I'm very tired.
00:09:35And I've lost my key.
00:09:36All right, I'll sign it.
00:09:37And put the Eddie on it.
00:09:38I'll tell you what.
00:09:38I'll tell you what.
00:09:39I'll tell you what.
00:09:43I'm going to put you in cabin six.
00:09:46Now, that's the one with the air conditioning.
00:09:47Now, normally, that's $2 extra charge.
00:09:49But seeing you are who you are and all, you know, old Eddie,
00:09:55he only knows one way to treat a lady.
00:10:00Now, I'm going to take that for you.
00:10:03I can handle it by myself.
00:10:07Service of the half-smaid.
00:10:08Give me two minutes.
00:10:09No.
00:10:16How is it?
00:10:17Oh.
00:10:17Ah.
00:10:17Oh.
00:10:20Oh.
00:10:21Oh.
00:10:23Oh.
00:10:23Oh.
00:10:24Oh.
00:10:25Oh.
00:10:27Oh.
00:10:28Oh.
00:10:28Oh.
00:10:29Oh.
00:10:30Oh.
00:10:30Oh.
00:12:01We'll be holding hands the way our lovers do.
00:12:06I'm gonna make believe I've got myself a sweetheart.
00:12:11And I'll make believe my sweetheart is you.
00:12:15You are an ugly bitch.
00:12:25Oh, I'm sorry about the mess.
00:12:51I didn't expect any compliments.
00:12:54I, uh, I sometimes sack out here myself when I work on my music.
00:13:11Of course, you know how that is.
00:13:12I think you're gonna find it real comfortable here.
00:13:22Yeah.
00:13:22I didn't come here for any guided tour.
00:13:27Now, all I want is my privacy, okay?
00:13:30Yeah, well, uh, I'll check your car, and I'll see you later.
00:13:33Well, what about the mess here?
00:13:34I mean, I've got a lot of things to clean up.
00:13:35Don't you want me to help with it?
00:13:36Well, I didn't clean up the room for you.
00:13:38Just what the hell you think you're doing?
00:13:59Morning, Bertha.
00:14:00I didn't know you was up.
00:14:02You didn't have to get up, you know.
00:14:03I can handle things just fine.
00:14:05Oh, wait.
00:14:10Then why'd I have to make my own Bloody Mary this morning?
00:14:13And I asked you, you little no-telling bastard,
00:14:19what you thought you was doing.
00:14:23I'm just getting your little eye open up, Bertha, baby.
00:14:26You can be in my quarrelsome without it.
00:14:28Here, you drink the stand.
00:14:35Damn you, Eddie.
00:14:37You know what I'm talking about.
00:14:39What is that there juicy pickaninny doing up in my cabin?
00:14:43Mine!
00:14:44Well, Bertha, there ain't no pickaninny.
00:14:47It's a genuine celebrity.
00:14:48She's a star.
00:14:52Listen, I don't care if she's for channel number five.
00:14:57Now, I want her out of here, you understand?
00:14:58Now, right now.
00:14:59I want her out of here.
00:15:04You sure of something when you get that fire in your eyes?
00:15:07Ain't you, buddy?
00:15:10You know that turns me on, too.
00:15:12Don't you?
00:15:13Wait a minute.
00:15:21Now, come on.
00:15:23Come on, don't you start fun with me, baby.
00:15:26All right, listen.
00:15:27Get your sweet little ass up there and get her out of here first.
00:15:29Come on.
00:15:30Do like I said.
00:15:31Oh, Eddie.
00:15:32Oh, Eddie.
00:15:34Eddie.
00:15:35I mean, come on.
00:15:37You know what that does to me.
00:15:40Listen, quick.
00:15:41Quick, baby.
00:15:42You do what I ask you to, please.
00:15:44Please.
00:15:45Come on, you do it.
00:15:46Go up there and get rid of her.
00:15:48Oh, honey.
00:15:49Come on, honey.
00:15:54Look, birth.
00:15:56She's just here.
00:15:57She should get your car fixed.
00:15:58I mean, she'll probably be gone by nightfall.
00:16:02Come on.
00:16:03All right.
00:16:04Where's my sweet birth?
00:16:05All right, honey.
00:16:09Listen.
00:16:12You mind?
00:16:13You mind who butters your bread?
00:16:15And sugar is it, too.
00:16:16You mind who...
00:16:36You mind?
00:16:38You mind?
00:16:41You mind?
00:16:42You mind?
00:16:46Well, please.
00:16:46Oh, ain't that something, Bertha?
00:16:54That's what we ought to have, something like this.
00:16:58Oh, it looks like all show to me.
00:17:02Well, it's a show, all right.
00:17:05Keno, you got any idea what's wrong with that damn thing?
00:17:08It's a radiator. It's overheated. I'll fix it when it's cool.
00:17:11Oh, you might know something about beat-up trucks, but this is a foreign car.
00:17:15Well, it might need special attention.
00:17:17Car is a car.
00:17:19And you see that it gets cooled off real fast, understand?
00:17:22You understand?
00:17:45Hey.
00:17:51Hey, let that go.
00:18:17Might crack the block.
00:18:19We've got plenty of time.
00:18:20Bertha wants it.
00:18:50Bertha.
00:18:52Bertha.
00:18:53Bertha.
00:18:54Bertha.
00:21:28I swear they're almost as fickle as women sometimes.
00:21:32Listen to the expert.
00:21:38Aren't we piss elegant?
00:21:39I'll take another look at it after supper.
00:21:44And that's why you're all dandied up so you can work on the car after supper, huh?
00:21:49Yep.
00:21:50I'm warning you, Eddie.
00:21:54I will not have you playing up to her.
00:21:56Playing up to who?
00:21:58Now, cut it out.
00:21:59Now, if that's what you've got planned in that pretty little head of yours, you can just shuck off those clothes and send them right back to the store.
00:22:05Well, it looks like to me, you're kind of all gussied up yourself today.
00:22:12Well, evidently not enough.
00:22:15Yeah, come on.
00:22:15Come on.
00:22:16Turn around.
00:22:16Let me get a good look at you.
00:22:17Come on.
00:22:18Come on.
00:22:18Come on now.
00:22:22Woo-ree!
00:22:27Now, you tell me what a woman looks like you has to worry about.
00:22:31Now, come on.
00:22:32Come on there.
00:22:33Cut it out.
00:22:41You know, baby, why don't you just own up?
00:22:46You don't care what color that gal is.
00:22:49You're just plain jealous.
00:22:51I ain't neither.
00:22:52Oh, yeah.
00:22:54I ain't.
00:22:56You're just afraid she's going to want a little bit of heaven.
00:22:59Ain't you?
00:23:01Well, you better see that you don't get none.
00:23:04Or you're going to see all the kind of hell you're going to get.
00:23:09Well, you know I can give it all you've got.
00:23:23Put that blame thing away.
00:23:29Ha, ha.
00:23:30Ha, ha.
00:23:31Ha, ha.
00:23:37Damn it, Oliver.
00:23:38Don't let that boy tear up my new son.
00:23:41Don't, girl.
00:23:42Ha, ha.
00:23:45Put that blame thing away.
00:23:48Don't go shooting up Bertha's nice new son.
00:23:51Boy's as dumb as a box of rocks.
00:23:53What?
00:23:53What?
00:23:54You want me to shoot at, Uncle Oliver?
00:23:55Well, shoot anything.
00:23:56Shoot them bushes over yonder, but don't go tearing up people's signs.
00:23:59I'm sorry, Bertha.
00:24:03That nephew of mine ain't never been just right.
00:24:06Ha, ha.
00:24:07Well, huh?
00:24:08Well, huh?
00:24:09Ha, ha.
00:24:10Damn.
00:24:11Look at you.
00:24:13Boy, you look like you've been sent for and couldn't come.
00:24:16Oh!
00:24:17What are you all done up for?
00:24:19Ha, ha, ha.
00:24:22Nothing.
00:24:23Just supper.
00:24:24Supper?
00:24:25Listen, I'm just about to take the bird out of the oven.
00:24:28Why don't you and the boys stay, huh?
00:24:29Well, I don't know.
00:24:31I should be getting Odell back.
00:24:33Ha, ha.
00:24:33Oh, come on.
00:24:34There's plenty.
00:24:35Just stop.
00:24:36Take a look at the car.
00:24:37Now, you make up your mind.
00:24:39I gotta go finish cooking and, uh, obviously get all dressed up, huh?
00:24:42Ha, ha, ha.
00:24:44Dang, you boy.
00:24:46Ha, ha, ha.
00:24:47She can tell me all about it.
00:24:49Ha, ha.
00:24:50Now, old Bertha went and bought you that car, didn't she?
00:24:53Ha, ha.
00:24:54Dang, I had a clip.
00:24:56You know, you sure don't have to bend your back double.
00:25:01Pleasing old chippy like Bertha, now, do ya?
00:25:03We sure don't get many folks from Baltimore around these parts.
00:25:13I didn't say she's from Baltimore.
00:25:15As a matter of fact, I'm from Utica.
00:25:17Utica?
00:25:18New York.
00:25:19My family's in millinery.
00:25:21Hmm.
00:25:22If they're in the feed and grain, why, chances are they're real down-to-earth folks.
00:25:28Damn you, old Ed.
00:25:30Now, put that doggone stuff away.
00:25:33Hey, go on, eat your salad.
00:25:35I'll tell you what, if you don't straighten up, boy, I'm gonna kick a mud hole in your backside and stomp and drive.
00:25:44Miss, uh, what brings you down to our part of the country?
00:25:48Uh, Eddie was saying you was a singer.
00:25:50You gonna do a show down here?
00:25:51No.
00:25:52I'm on vacation.
00:25:54Vacation?
00:25:55Well, no offense, ma'am, but, uh, I got it.
00:26:00There ain't many of you kind of people coming down here for vacationing.
00:26:04God's sake, so, but what are you gonna go see something like that for?
00:26:07Well, hell, she knows what I'm a-talkin' about.
00:26:09You didn't take any offense now, did ya?
00:26:11Not if there was none intended.
00:26:13All right, see there?
00:26:14Hell, times has changed, Eddie.
00:26:17Should they even call themselves black?
00:26:18Damn it, if you don't hush.
00:26:21Now, you boys, you stop that.
00:26:23That's no conversation for the dinner table.
00:26:26Miss Wesley, you just have to forgive them.
00:26:28Well, I declare.
00:26:32Look at you.
00:26:35I ain't never seen nothing look like that dress.
00:26:38Why, you look just like a bale of hay, just before we cut the wires.
00:26:42Oh, horrible.
00:26:44Come on, sit down, Bertha.
00:26:45Have a piece of this turkey.
00:26:47Oh, I can't.
00:26:48I have to watch my weight.
00:26:50I don't want any other, uh, gals, uh, turnin' my Eddie's head.
00:26:55What you talkin' about?
00:26:57Don't be bashful, boy.
00:26:59I don't know what this kid's got, but I sure wish that I had some of it.
00:27:05Why, most of the time, it'd take a stick of dynamite to blow those two lovebirds apart.
00:27:12Ain't that right, Bertha?
00:27:13All of the time.
00:27:18You have to overlook them, Miss Weddler.
00:27:19They don't know no better.
00:27:26What's your first name, gal?
00:27:28Elizabeth.
00:27:29Liz is my professional name.
00:27:31Oh, Elizabeth, like the Queen of England.
00:27:35Um, has he told you yet that he's going to go into show business?
00:27:42Terrific.
00:27:43You know what?
00:27:47You're the one to listen to him.
00:27:49Why, now, at the VFW, they think he's the slickest thing this side of Nashville.
00:27:53Well, I don't think she wants a hair in the country, saying it.
00:27:58Well, of course she does.
00:28:00Come on, Eddie, you do it.
00:28:02You're great.
00:28:02You know you're great.
00:28:05Hmm, I'm sure.
00:28:10Well?
00:28:12Yeah, pick one, boy.
00:28:13If you wouldn't say it, sir.
00:28:20Excuse me.
00:28:21I have a couple of calls to make.
00:28:23May I use your phone?
00:28:26Disconnected.
00:28:27He ran up to Bill too high.
00:28:29I'd sure like to thank everybody for giving me this opportunity to sing here tonight.
00:28:42And it's nice to see you show up, see all my friends out there.
00:28:46Nothing like friends.
00:28:47You're kind of nothing without them.
00:28:50Anyway, uh, what I'd like to say is, uh, I'd like to give special thanks to our guest of
00:28:55honor, Miss Liz Weddley.
00:28:59His, uh, name is written in the stars.
00:29:07And, uh, well, with God's help, I hope to have my name there, too, one day.
00:29:13And I guess a lot of other people's help.
00:29:16Whatever it takes.
00:29:18Anyway, to make a long story short, I'm going to sing a little song that I wrote for a little
00:29:23friend of mine that I knew a long time ago.
00:29:25Very nice young lady.
00:29:27Hey, they had a smile for everybody, and...
00:29:31He don't fix cars any better than he sings.
00:29:41All righty, well, here we go.
00:29:47Just want to rev it up a little bit, you know.
00:29:49Gotta, takes time to get it on track.
00:29:50Okay.
00:30:00Smoke a field bar, and my guitar in my hand.
00:30:06The kids sure miss you, and they hate the shape they'll see me in.
00:30:15I know I'll never love another in my life.
00:30:21You were my woman, my inspiration, my loving wife.
00:30:25And tonight I'll sing my songs again about you.
00:30:32Oh, here, Rosie.
00:30:33And try to see if you don't get no hassle in a motel.
00:30:37You won't ride in town with me, but I'll show you a good time.
00:30:43But then I'll stop, cause you knock at my memory's door.
00:30:51And tonight I'll sing my songs again about you.
00:30:56And try to face another night without you.
00:31:01I try to find someone to learn to love once more.
00:31:05But then I'll stop, cause you knock at my memory's door.
00:31:26See when the paint
00:31:37Bravo, bravo!
00:31:47Yes, that's all right, boy
00:31:49You can't see me in the car
00:31:52Yeah, see me
00:31:53Well, it's just not my kind of music
00:31:58Yeah, but you like it, didn't you?
00:32:00Oh, yeah
00:32:01It's better than a lot that I've heard before
00:32:04Folks, I hate to eat rum
00:32:09But I've got to get this boy back to town
00:32:11Good evening, Miss Weatherly
00:32:14Worthy, you old dear
00:32:17That was the best dog on me I ever ate
00:32:19Oh, Sheriff, you're welcome any time
00:32:22Why don't you come where you can stay longer, huh?
00:32:25I don't even do it
00:32:26Come on, boy
00:32:30Won't be out of the car
00:32:31Come back, Eddie
00:32:33Listen now
00:32:37Why don't you have a drink?
00:32:39I don't need a drink, lady
00:32:41What the hell is that supposed to mean?
00:32:44I don't need a drink, lady
00:32:46Keno
00:32:52Clean up the table
00:32:54You sure you don't want me to send old Willis out here to help you fix that car?
00:33:11No, I can handle it
00:33:13Yeah, I'll bet you can
00:33:16That little old high yellow
00:33:18She couldn't only take her eyes off of you
00:33:21What you talking about?
00:33:23You know
00:33:24When you was a-singin'
00:33:28Why, that gal's got eyes for you, boy
00:33:31Come on, old boy
00:33:33You know something?
00:33:35It sure would be a shame to let that little thing go to bed all by herself
00:33:39Of course, now, I don't suppose that you're planning on letting a thing like that happen now, are you, kid?
00:33:44Wow, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha
00:33:56Huh
00:33:57Huh
00:34:01Hi, you said you'd have that fixed after dinner.
00:34:26Sorry, I guess you cooked the ignition real good.
00:34:29I'll have you rolling by morning.
00:34:31I'd like to take you for a ride, though.
00:34:37We could take the jeep over there.
00:34:39I mean, it's pretty country.
00:34:41We could really enjoy it.
00:34:46No, thank you.
00:34:47That won't be necessary.
00:34:49But I would appreciate it if you had my car ready by morning.
00:34:52You do understand, don't you?
00:34:55Sure, I understand.
00:34:57I think you're being paged, Mr. Collins.
00:35:09Don't worry about old Bertha.
00:35:12She's okay.
00:35:13I'm sure she's okay.
00:35:22Good night, Mr. Collins.
00:35:24And make you feel hot to sit where her ass has been, huh?
00:35:51You're drunk, Bertha.
00:35:57Yeah, I'm drunk.
00:35:58I'm drunk.
00:36:00But you know, you're playing crazy.
00:36:03Crazy.
00:36:04If you think you're going to get any closer to her than that, you understand?
00:36:07Don't push me.
00:36:12You know, listen now.
00:36:13Listen, honey.
00:36:14Come on.
00:36:15Come to bed with Bertha.
00:36:16Come on, honey.
00:36:19You know, I only have to look at you to know that you need me, huh?
00:36:22You ain't what I need.
00:36:23No, don't say that.
00:36:24Don't say that, honey.
00:36:25No, come on.
00:36:26I'll do all the things you like.
00:36:30No, you know, I'm going to be real good to you, to my Eddie now.
00:36:35I'm going to get you that silver suit, you know, that you was wanting.
00:36:39And I'll have the phone reconnected, honey.
00:36:41I will.
00:36:42And listen, there's a booker that I know down in New Orleans just opened a big cabaret.
00:36:47And I'll call...
00:36:49It's too late.
00:36:50No, don't say that, Eddie.
00:36:53And you hurt me.
00:36:55You hurt me, damn it.
00:36:57You don't have to hurt me, Eddie.
00:36:59Eddie.
00:37:00Eddie, listen.
00:37:01Honey, don't.
00:37:02Don't say it's too late.
00:37:04Eddie.
00:37:06Eddie.
00:37:08Eddie.
00:37:09Go.
00:37:20Well, ain't you something.
00:37:34Now, just what do you think you're doing here?
00:37:38Well, you said to bring them suitcases in.
00:37:40And I got this eight-year-old bottle of whiskey just yearning to touch them pretty lips of yours.
00:37:45Just called to me from behind the bar down there.
00:37:47My old daddy used to say, nothing like good liquor to warm the cold of his heart.
00:37:53Well, your daddy should have told you about entering a lady's room without being invited.
00:37:58If you leave now, there'll be nothing else said.
00:38:01There ain't no need for you to pretend.
00:38:03Birth ain't gonna give us any trouble.
00:38:05Maybe I didn't make myself clear.
00:38:07Out, cowboy!
00:38:08Wait just a damn minute.
00:38:11What was all that carrying on at supper?
00:38:13What are you talking about?
00:38:14Or overseeing the sort of birth of the big come on you was giving me.
00:38:18Now, don't act like you don't know.
00:38:20Oh, I know.
00:38:22I know that you're getting out of this room.
00:38:24Now, maybe that honky brain of yours is too thick to understand me.
00:38:28But I think you'll understand the police.
00:38:30Now, wait a minute.
00:38:41I come up here for a drink.
00:38:43Now, we're gonna have a little drink.
00:38:45Then we can talk.
00:38:46Now, we're gonna have a little drink.
00:39:16Now, we're gonna have a little drink.
00:39:17Let's go.
00:39:47Hey, Tino.
00:40:03Don't let them dogs get together, now.
00:40:05You won't have to say you'll love me in the morning.
00:40:19And by the time you wake up, I'll be gone.
00:40:27So come and touch my hand and turn the lights down low.
00:40:33And make believe you love me all night long.
00:40:41I'm no fairy princess.
00:40:50You can never, never, never.
00:40:53I know how it feels to love a man.
00:40:57I've got no misconceptions of what the morning brings.
00:41:06I know the pipe must be paid for every song he sings.
00:41:13I know the pipe must be paid for every song he sings.
00:41:42I know the pipe must be paid for every song he sings.
00:41:52You won't have to say you'll love me in the morning.
00:41:58You won't have to say you'll love me in the morning.
00:42:12That ain't no rape.
00:42:25On your own cabin.
00:42:27Not in any court.
00:42:28You don't know what you're talking about.
00:42:30You don't know what he did to me.
00:42:32I know, I know.
00:42:33You kick and scream and holler over one little piece of you.
00:42:38You think I'm going to let that ruin what I got going with Eddie?
00:42:41Look, lady.
00:42:42It may come as a shock to you.
00:42:44But I don't care what you got with your Eddie.
00:42:46Just because he gives you a case of the hearts,
00:42:48he don't do nothing for me.
00:42:50You know, you still don't understand, do you?
00:42:55All right?
00:42:58He's all that I got.
00:43:00And after him, there ain't going to be no more.
00:43:03And you would best remember that.
00:43:05Because if push comes to shove,
00:43:09honey, I'll stand up in any courtroom
00:43:11and I'll say how innocent poor little Eddie is.
00:43:15And what a vicious black little bitch you are.
00:43:18You don't care what your man does with other women.
00:43:21No, no, no.
00:43:25And, uh,
00:43:27while you're thinking up all the troubles you're going to make, Freddie,
00:43:29you could best remember
00:43:30how all our four stories are going to look
00:43:33in those, uh, big northern newspapers.
00:43:38Come on, Miss Weatherly.
00:43:39I was an entertainer.
00:43:41I know what bad publicity is.
00:43:44What kind of woman are you?
00:43:48Well, the kind...
00:43:51the spec she's had it.
00:43:54You don't think so now, honey.
00:43:56But the time will come.
00:43:59You will understand exactly what some...
00:44:03somebody like poor little pretty Eddie
00:44:07will mean to you.
00:44:11Like when you don't look so good no more.
00:44:14When you reach over in the night for...
00:44:17someone, anyone,
00:44:20who's young and alive and warm
00:44:23and sweet-smelling.
00:44:25And then you'll fight God
00:44:28107 different kinds of alligators
00:44:30to keep them there.
00:44:32You would stand up in court
00:44:34and perjure yourself
00:44:36for that filthy, rotten, little...
00:44:39No, you still don't understand.
00:44:43That ain't half of what I do.
00:44:46I have to.
00:44:47I have to.
00:44:57Listen.
00:44:58You better do like I said.
00:45:00You, uh, eat your breakfast
00:45:02and you get in your goddamn car
00:45:05and you get out of here.
00:45:09Fast.
00:45:09My God.
00:45:15I don't believe this is happening.
00:45:18You couldn't take anybody with you, could you?
00:45:20No, not you.
00:45:22Well, what are you gonna do now?
00:45:24Sit here and cry?
00:45:26Hmm.
00:45:27That's really gonna help.
00:45:29No, no, Liz.
00:45:31Just get control of yourself.
00:45:33They're all insane.
00:45:35Whatever you do,
00:45:39don't let them know
00:45:39they're getting to you.
00:45:42First chance,
00:45:44get the hell out of here.
00:45:47No matter what you have to do,
00:45:49get the hell out of here.
00:46:01Morning, Miss Weddly.
00:46:02What is it?
00:46:05What is it?
00:46:05What is it?
00:46:32What is it?
00:46:33What is it?
00:46:33What is it?
00:46:34What is it?
00:46:34What is it?
00:46:35What is it?
00:46:35What is it?
00:46:36What is it?
00:46:36What is it?
00:46:37What is it?
00:46:37What is it?
00:46:38What is it?
00:46:38What is it?
00:46:39What is it?
00:46:39What is it?
00:46:40What is it?
00:46:40What is it?
00:46:41What is it?
00:46:41What is it?
00:46:42What is it?
00:46:42What is it?
00:46:43What is it?
00:46:43What is it?
00:46:44What is it?
00:46:44What is it?
00:46:45What is it?
00:46:45What is it?
00:46:46What is it?
00:46:46What is it?
00:46:47What is it?
00:46:47What is it?
00:46:48What is it?
00:46:49What is it?
00:46:49What is it?
00:46:50What is it?
00:46:51What is it?
00:46:52What is it?
00:50:02Oh, she scratched you.
00:50:27You keep this up, you ain't gonna look no better than Kino.
00:50:29Shut up.
00:50:31Oh, Eddie knows a lot about Poontang.
00:50:34Don't know nothing about women.
00:50:37Get out of my way, big brain.
00:50:41Get out of my way.
00:50:42You're not gonna hurt her, Eddie.
00:50:45Now take your damn hands off me!
00:50:53Tell him, Bertha.
00:50:57Tell him!
00:50:58It's all right, Kino.
00:51:06Eddie's a little upset tonight, ain't you, honey?
00:51:11He don't mean me no harm.
00:51:14Do you, Eddie?
00:51:15I don't know.
00:51:16I don't know.
00:51:17You're in a hurry.
00:51:19I don't know.
00:51:21I don't know.
00:51:22Let's see.
00:51:23I'm sorry.
00:51:24I'll be.
00:51:25You're in a hurry.
00:51:26For about two minutes, finally a frog.
00:51:39Get an army, Tim.
00:51:40Oh, you're something else.
00:51:42Come on, drink your beer.
00:51:43I'll get you another one, huh?
00:51:53What are you doing here?
00:51:54Why the hell didn't you leave this morning when I told you to?
00:51:57Because he's crazy.
00:51:59Look, you stop saying that, that Eddie's crazy.
00:52:02I'm not going to listen to that.
00:52:03All right, just get me my keys.
00:52:06Kino told me Eddie fixed the car so only he can start it.
00:52:08Find me a way.
00:52:10Hey, Bertha.
00:52:15Bertha, help me.
00:52:18I promise you, I won't make you any trouble.
00:52:21I promise you.
00:52:24Hey, Bertha, how about that beer?
00:52:31All right, hold your horses, Claude.
00:52:37All right.
00:52:37A little turn here.
00:52:48Wait a minute.
00:52:50Where the hell do you think you're going?
00:52:52Oh, there's a lot of bumps here.
00:52:53But it only gets you in practice what you got to do when you get down to the river.
00:52:57Oh, jeez.
00:52:59I tell you, these old boys here, they done renamed this river.
00:53:03They done renamed it.
00:53:05They call it the old groany instead of the old cony.
00:53:09Because the gals that come down here, they just groans and moans in ecstasy.
00:53:14But let me tell you, Dolly, you ain't the only thing that's come down this road.
00:53:19And most of the time they leave, they done leave any different.
00:53:24I mean their cookie jolly that done been removed and the cookies took care of.
00:53:31Yes, sir.
00:53:32You are one beautiful hunt.
00:53:38You know, I learned a long time ago.
00:53:44I don't get paid in advance.
00:53:47I'll have to lose my drawers.
00:53:52I'd rather you lose your drawers.
00:53:55Now, wait a minute.
00:53:57Lizzie gal, don't worry about getting to Atlanta.
00:54:00I'll get you to Atlanta.
00:54:02Lizzie gal, do I look like a skunky old bastard?
00:54:08You come across?
00:54:10I come across.
00:54:12Now, how that sound?
00:54:15You come over here and you do something for this old red-headed son.
00:54:19Come on over here.
00:54:22Come on over here.
00:54:26Oh, Lord God Almighty.
00:54:29Oh, God.
00:54:32Oh, God.
00:54:40Oh, God.
00:54:41You're going to be my girl.
00:54:55You're going to be decent.
00:54:56Do you hear me?
00:55:01Decent!
00:55:01You know something, Kino?
00:55:08I've been thinking of getting rid of this place.
00:55:11Yeah, why not?
00:55:12And buying a club.
00:55:16What do you think?
00:55:17Huh?
00:55:17That's a good idea, Bertha.
00:55:26And I've still got the costumes.
00:55:29All I've got to do is lose a few pounds.
00:55:33Yeah, that's right.
00:55:36Oh, maybe I could work Eddie into the act, huh?
00:55:40What do you think?
00:55:41Doing what?
00:55:53Listen.
00:55:56Eddie?
00:55:59I might as well tell you.
00:56:01I got rid of the girl.
00:56:05No, you didn't.
00:56:08She's getting ready for supper.
00:56:09What are you talking about, Eddie?
00:56:12She decided to come back.
00:56:16You know what we need, Bertha?
00:56:17A party.
00:56:18A reaffined party.
00:56:19We ain't had a party since I can't remember when.
00:56:22That's what we're going to have.
00:56:23Us a heller.
00:56:23Just you and me.
00:56:24Just like old times.
00:56:28You really mean it?
00:56:30Sure, I mean it.
00:56:32I mean, why wouldn't I mean it?
00:56:33Don't I look like an honest soul?
00:56:36Well, I don't know.
00:56:41Things being what they are, you know, between us.
00:56:46Eddie, honey, you mean everything's okay between us, huh?
00:56:51Sure.
00:56:52Come on, Bertha, get on your costume.
00:56:54Come on.
00:56:54I mean, don't you want to have a party?
00:56:56Oh, God damn you, Eddie.
00:56:58I never know what you're going to do next.
00:57:00We're going to have a party, a party.
00:57:03We're going to have a party.
00:57:33We're going to have a party.
00:58:03We're going to have a party.
00:58:33Well, hello, Miss Wetherly.
00:58:39Will you tell this idiot who I am?
00:58:42Take the cuffs off of her, Smitty.
00:58:47I'll take care of this.
00:58:50Sit down, Carol.
00:58:51Now, tell me what the problem is.
00:58:58I want to press charges against Eddie Collins.
00:59:01What kind of charges?
00:59:04Well, for starters, assault, theft for auto, kidnapping, and rape.
00:59:11Now, just a goddamn minute, gal.
00:59:14You mean you want to charge poor old Eddie with rape?
00:59:17Real rape?
00:59:18You better believe it, Sheriff.
00:59:21Odell hand me that clipboard.
00:59:23Come on, boy, I ain't got all night.
00:59:29God damn kid.
00:59:30I don't know what the heck I'm ever going to do with him.
00:59:35Now, when did all this take place?
00:59:39Last night, after you left.
00:59:40Did you rip your clothes off?
00:59:43Well, what I had on, I was dressed for bed.
00:59:47How dare you?
00:59:48Oh, well, would you like to suck on a tomato?
00:59:51No, I would not like to suck on a tomato, Sheriff.
00:59:54You don't mind if I do.
00:59:56They're awful good.
00:59:57Sure is a good tomato.
01:00:08Sure you don't want to bite.
01:00:10No, I don't want to bite.
01:00:13You know, I've got to ask you all these questions.
01:00:18It's a matter of law.
01:00:20You don't get all the details just down exactly.
01:00:24Heck, a case ain't even a case.
01:00:27Now, uh, did old Eddie, I mean the rapist, did he, uh, did he bite you on titties?
01:00:34What?
01:00:36I mean, uh, did he put any suck marks on you?
01:00:40Goodbye, Sheriff.
01:00:40Now, wait a second.
01:00:41Hold on.
01:00:41Say that.
01:00:43I just got to find out how brutal he was.
01:00:46You know, if he, uh, tried to warm you up a little or not.
01:00:50Judge is going to want to know all this.
01:00:52I feel old Eddie, he'd try to warm you a little.
01:00:55Be the only decent thing to do.
01:00:57Well, he might have thought he did.
01:00:59Mm-hmm.
01:01:00Now, uh, how many times did this, uh, offense in question take place?
01:01:08I don't quite remember.
01:01:10God damn it, gal.
01:01:11You mean tell me that you don't know how many times he done it to you?
01:01:14Well, he did it again this afternoon.
01:01:25Hot doggies, I, I can't say it's a blamey.
01:01:28But I can't say that the court's going to think too kindly of you for sticking around with it and it happen again.
01:01:33Well, if you're going to swear out a warrant, why, I reckon we'll better go over and see the J.P.
01:01:39You know, uh, if you're going to get an honest to God to hang and charge firewire, you've got to go that way.
01:01:48Come on, let's go.
01:01:49You haven't changed your mind, have you?
01:01:54No.
01:01:54No, let's go.
01:01:56Okay.
01:01:56No, let's go.
01:02:26Last time for me, before you go.
01:02:38Say horrible.
01:02:39You'll be dancing with a bear.
01:02:50Can I give her another thing, y'all, baby?
01:02:53Thank y'all.
01:02:56You like goobas?
01:03:04I got something you like.
01:03:06You got a bad mic already, honey.
01:03:09It's a shame we have to play with such shoddy equipment.
01:03:12Unfortunately, it's our own.
01:03:15Yeah, you know, the one about the salesman in the liquor store.
01:03:18What the hell do you think you're doing?
01:03:19What the hell do you think you're doing?
01:03:27What the hell do you think you're doing?
01:03:29What the hell do you think you're doing?
01:03:32I don't know.
01:03:33I'll try to see a charge against you, Eddie, boy.
01:03:35I don't see how that concerns you.
01:03:37I'm just at peace, ain't I?
01:03:39I got just as much right to know as anybody else, ain't I?
01:03:42I'm gonna hear this girl's complaint,
01:03:44then I'm gonna make me a root.
01:03:46You know, Eddie, you can damn sure be in trouble
01:03:49if you really rape this girl.
01:03:54That's a damn lie. I didn't know such a thing.
01:03:57Well, I see we got a little different opinion here.
01:04:02The interest of justice and seeing that all the principles is present.
01:04:07I reckon we could hold a hearing right here now.
01:04:14Oh, sure we can.
01:04:16Hey, Padgett, bring me that table in that chair and get it in here.
01:04:19Bring me that damn table in here, that chair.
01:04:21Come on, snap it up in here.
01:04:23Order this here, court!
01:04:25Stop that goddamn misery, Padgett!
01:04:27Run this court in nine sessions!
01:04:29Now, you wait a minute.
01:04:30How am I gonna submit to this?
01:04:32Don't get excited, gal.
01:04:33We just want to get a look at the evidence.
01:04:37You wouldn't want poor old Eddie Bordy getting in trouble over a charge
01:04:40that he wasn't guilty of now, would you?
01:04:42God charges rape ought to be willing to prove it.
01:04:45Just as plain as an ass on a goat.
01:04:47Eddie Bordy at college said you invited his attention,
01:04:49and you say he raped you.
01:04:51She's a little lying bitch!
01:04:52But I don't want no goddamn bugger talking in here.
01:04:55Sheriff, you got any idea how we can settle this?
01:05:01Well, she did say that he bit her on the titty.
01:05:08I don't see no reason why she couldn't show us a suck mark or two.
01:05:11Not on your ass, Blackfoot!
01:05:13Come on, now!
01:05:15Back up, boy!
01:05:16I think it's time for this girl to shoot her evidence!
01:05:19Oh, come on!
01:05:20Tony out, Arbo!
01:05:21She's too skinny anyway!
01:05:22Come on!
01:05:23Shut up, Bertha!
01:05:24Come on!
01:05:39Here's him, Stretch.
01:05:49You gonna take it off?
01:05:54Sweet Jesus!
01:06:04That's a fine piece of evidence!
01:06:11You've crushed God!
01:06:24You gonna take it off?
01:06:25You gotta take it off!
01:06:29You gonna take it off!
01:06:34You gotta do it!
01:06:37You gonna take it off!
01:06:39No way, it's okay!
01:06:42Where'd you go?
01:06:43Where'd you go?
01:06:44Where'd you go?
01:06:48Where'd you go?
01:06:49Come on, Eddie.
01:07:03Come on, Eddie.
01:07:09You gave her the keys to the jeep, didn't you, pig brain?
01:07:14You're going to pay for it.
01:07:16You hear me?
01:07:16You hear me?
01:07:30Pino, what am I going to do?
01:07:34Just go to bed, brother.
01:07:36Pino.
01:07:39I can't do that.
01:07:41Don't you understand?
01:07:42I can't.
01:07:44Pino, I can't.
01:07:46I can't do that.
01:07:55Pino.
01:07:56Pino.
01:07:56I can't do that.
01:07:57I can't.
01:08:07Oh, Eddie, you're a caution.
01:08:32One minute, well, one minute you're mean as nails, and the next minute you're up at the crack of dawn hustling everybody down to breakfast.
01:08:41Oh, my God, I'm sick.
01:08:43Here's a little hair of the dog.
01:08:45Make you feel a whole lot better.
01:08:47Come on in here, Liz.
01:08:52Come on, eat up, eat up. That's why I fixed it.
01:08:57I want some more vodka.
01:08:59Sure, Bertha, anything you want, go.
01:09:04Oh, thank you, baby.
01:09:08Well, looks like I'm doing the honors this morning here.
01:09:11I guess you wonder why I went to all this trouble.
01:09:15Well, it's just my way of apologizing.
01:09:22Oh, that's because you're so artistic.
01:09:30Well, come on now, that's rabbit stew.
01:09:32I mean, I caught a cotton tail last night just winging right along the woods.
01:09:35And wham!
01:09:37Fresh bunny, just for you.
01:09:40Come on now.
01:09:42Eat it up.
01:09:44Come on, don't be bashful about it, Keynote. Now, come on, eat that up.
01:09:46You'll find a real sweet meat.
01:09:51Well, anyway, after what happened last night,
01:09:54I was giving some thoughts, you know, about where we're all going from here.
01:09:59And, well, I just, I kind of made some decisions.
01:10:03Oh, my God.
01:10:08Oh, my God.
01:10:09Oh, my God.
01:10:10Oh, my God.
01:10:11Oh, my God.
01:10:12Oh, my God.
01:10:13Oh, my God.
01:10:14Oh, my God.
01:10:15Oh, my God.
01:10:16Oh, my God.
01:10:17Oh, my God.
01:10:18Oh, my God.
01:10:19Oh, my God.
01:10:20Oh, my God.
01:10:21Oh, my God.
01:10:22Oh, my God.
01:10:23Oh, my God.
01:10:24Oh, my God.
01:10:25Oh, my God.
01:10:26Oh, my God.
01:10:27Oh, my God.
01:10:28Oh, my God.
01:10:29Oh, my God.
01:10:30Oh, my God.
01:10:31Oh, my God.
01:10:32Oh, my God.
01:10:33Oh, my God.
01:10:34Oh, my God.
01:10:35Oh, my God.
01:10:36Oh, my God.
01:10:37Oh, my God.
01:10:38Oh, my God.
01:10:39I'm going to be back.
01:10:46And she better be here.
01:10:48You hear me?
01:10:50Wait.
01:10:51Fresh Bunny.
01:10:52I'll prove you want to eat all of them.
01:10:54Fresh Bunny.
01:10:56Just for you.
01:10:57Fresh Bunny.
01:11:00Fresh Bunny.
01:11:00Fresh Bunny.
01:11:02Fresh Bunny.
01:11:03Fresh Bunny.
01:11:04Fresh Bunny.
01:11:04Fresh Bunny.
01:11:05Fresh Bunny.
01:11:09Fresh Bunny.
01:11:39Whew.
01:11:43You hear that rain out there?
01:11:45I've got to unload the Jeep.
01:11:46I want you to clean up the dining room up there for all the folks coming out from town.
01:11:50What folks?
01:11:52Oval and Floyd invited most of the rums.
01:11:56What to, Eddie?
01:11:58What did you invite them to?
01:12:00Eddie, if you'd tell me what you're looking for, maybe I could help you find it.
01:12:11Where's that dress?
01:12:12The one, uh, the one your mama made for you.
01:12:15My wedding dress, Eddie?
01:12:25Eddie?
01:12:25My wedding dress, Eddie?
01:12:26Huh?
01:12:28Is it?
01:12:30What's your love?
01:12:32Listen.
01:12:34Are we going to have a wedding?
01:12:37That's right.
01:12:38With all the trillants.
01:12:40That's why you invited all the folks here?
01:12:46You know, you said that you make some decisions fast.
01:12:51Well, you were telling the truth, honey.
01:12:52When you make up your mind, you make it up quick.
01:12:57I, I, I, I'm so happy.
01:13:01I, I, I, I have to fix my hair and, and, and, and my eye.
01:13:08I have to fix my makeup.
01:13:10I, I don't know how I'm going to squeeze into this dress after all these years.
01:13:15But you can bet your sweet little ass I'm going to do it.
01:13:18What are you talking about?
01:13:27This ain't for you.
01:13:31You think I'm going to marry some dumb old bride like you?
01:13:33I, I have to fix my dad, and I will beat you up here.
01:13:45I, I, I, I, I have to fix my job.
01:13:47I, I'm buying some done that.
01:13:50You think I've got to fix my nhân?
01:13:52I, I, I've got to fix my hair and a fight hendry on my face.
01:13:55I, I, I, I don't know how it, I'll stain my ACES.
01:13:57Hold me around.
01:13:59I, I, I, I, so I, I, I, I feel.
01:14:00And I, I, I love you.
01:14:02I, I, I, I swear to fix my wrist and I.
01:14:03I got something for you.
01:14:13It's a wedding dress, and I bought it especially for you.
01:14:21J.P.'s going to be here in a half an hour.
01:14:29We're going to be married.
01:14:33I know things, uh, ain't the way they're supposed to be.
01:14:38But we're tied together now.
01:14:41You and me.
01:14:43You and me, we're tied together now.
01:14:50Once we're man and wife, I mean, you're going to be decent again.
01:14:57You'll feel a whole lot better about things.
01:15:02Even me.
01:15:03You're going to do what I say.
01:15:10You understand?
01:15:12What's yours is going to be mine.
01:15:15And what mine's going to be yours.
01:15:18And that's the only way you're going to leave here.
01:15:21You understand that?
01:15:22I love you.
01:15:35I love you.
01:15:35I love you.
01:15:35I love you.
01:15:36I love you.
01:15:50I love you.
01:15:51I'll say one thing about old Eddie.
01:16:17He sure does know how to soothe her feelings.
01:16:20Look at all this free beer and this free grip.
01:16:24I never figured here any mad colors, though.
01:16:26I'm telling you, it's getting folks that just turn out for anything nowadays.
01:16:29I ain't got nothing against niggers.
01:16:31It's them goddamn Yankees.
01:16:32They're just like hemorrhoids.
01:16:34How's that?
01:16:35Well, if they come down and go back, that's all right.
01:16:38But if they come down and stay down, they're a pain in the ass.
01:16:46You know, the way things is going one of these days,
01:16:49the only kind of people we're going to have around here is eye-yellers.
01:16:52You asshole, you!
01:16:54Well, I declare, ain't you a pretty little thing?
01:16:58Honey, I hope that you understand, and I'm speaking for all of us here.
01:17:04We're truly sorry for what happened last night, and we hope that you don't hold it against us.
01:17:08Oh, of course, if it wasn't for that, we probably wouldn't have this fiesta event.
01:17:13Hey, boy.
01:17:14I can sure understand your eagerness.
01:17:15You want to get going with this young.
01:17:16Porvo, I'm going to go change my clothes.
01:17:18I want you to take care of the future Mrs. Eddie Collins.
01:17:20Sure enough, Eddie.
01:17:22I'm going to go change my clothes.
01:17:23I want you to take care of the future Mrs. Eddie Collins.
01:17:25Sure enough, Eddie.
01:17:27Come on, honey.
01:17:28I'm going to get you some of this good punch.
01:17:29Look here, girl.
01:17:30It was only through my thaw that I was able to waive the blood test.
01:17:34I'm going to get you some of this good punch.
01:17:35Look here, girl.
01:17:36It was only through my thaw that I was able to waive the blood test.
01:17:40Hey!
01:17:41Y'all get busy back there and start hanging up them all the minutes.
01:17:42Hey!
01:17:43I'm going to get you some of this good punch.
01:17:45Hey!
01:17:46Hey!
01:17:47Hey!
01:17:48Hey!
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01:18:00Hey!
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01:18:38Hey!
01:19:39Hey, Eddie, you already got your pajamas on.
01:19:49I'm just as sexy as you are, Eddie boy.
01:19:52Well, let's get this thing going.
01:19:54Come on, let's go.
01:19:55Come on, let's go.
01:19:56Come on.
01:19:57Come on.
01:19:58Come on.
01:19:59Come on.
01:20:00Come on.
01:20:01Come on.
01:20:02Come on.
01:20:03Come on.
01:20:04Come on.
01:20:05Come on.
01:20:06Come on.
01:20:07Come on.
01:20:08Come on.
01:20:09Come on.
01:20:10Come on.
01:20:11Come on.
01:20:12Come on.
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01:20:14Come on.
01:20:15Come on.
01:20:16Come on.
01:20:17Come on.
01:20:18Come on.
01:20:19Come on.
01:20:20Come on.
01:20:21Come on.
01:20:22Come on.
01:20:23Come on.
01:20:24Come on.
01:20:25Come on.
01:20:26Come on.
01:20:27Come on.
01:20:28Come on.
01:20:29Come on.
01:20:30Come on.
01:20:31Come on.
01:20:32Come on.
01:20:33Hey, boy, y'all come on up.
01:20:41Here comes the bride, here stands the groom.
01:20:48Joined they will be until the day of their doom.
01:20:55There's birth and air, soon we'll be wed.
01:21:01Going on their way to their honeymoon bed.
01:21:11Well, I guess you all know why we gathered here.
01:21:15To join this here couple in holy wet lot.
01:21:19So why the hell don't we get on with it?
01:21:21Yeah!
01:21:22First of all, I'm supposed to ask if there's any objection from them that is assembled here.
01:21:28Well, I assumes, with all this free beer and good food, that you men folks is willing to hold your goddamn peace.
01:21:38Stop it!
01:21:39You'll get out of here, you assholes!
01:21:42Out here!
01:21:43This is my house!
01:21:45It's my house!
01:21:46You understand?
01:21:48Hey, everybody's gonna get married around here!
01:21:50It's gonna be me!
01:21:52Hey, I'm gonna get married!
01:21:55I'm gonna get married!
01:21:59No!
01:21:59No!
01:22:23No!
01:22:24Oh, my God.
01:22:54Oh, my God.
01:23:24Oh, my God.
01:23:54Oh, my God.
01:24:24Oh, my God.
01:24:54Oh, my God.
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