YTP Mad Max Candy Road (TADC EP 2 Redux)

Starmis

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00:00This... is the story of how I died.

00:05Don't worry, this is actually a very fun story, and the truth is, it isn't even mine.

00:09This is the story of a girl... named...

00:11POMMY!

00:12And it starts... with the sun.

00:17How many times have you heard that to begin?

00:18YOU TO POOP!

00:20Let's do something else.

00:22Welcome to the amazing Digital Circus!

00:26Tommy...

00:27Tommy...

00:28Tommy...

00:29Tommy...

00:30Tommy...

00:31Tommy...

00:32And we go!

00:36Oh wow!

00:37That is relatable!

00:50Hello there.

00:51Look at me, what'd I say?

01:01No.

01:02Come here.

01:03Look at me.

01:04Hey!

01:06You are there!

01:07Hey!

01:08Hey!

01:10I'll let you get back to it if you are!

01:12There she is!

01:13Your honey!

01:15What?

01:17Why you're even alive?

01:18Today's adventure is...

01:19Candy Hen!

01:20How about new?

01:21How about...

01:22Yes!

01:23The Candy Canyon Kingdom's been robbed of their most valuable resource!

01:27Maple...

01:28That sounds...

01:35You're cancelled!

01:36Wait!

01:37I'm testing out a new way in this one!

01:40So... our entire existence here is... just... means... well...

01:45Why are you all just standing there though?

01:46Touch grass now!

01:47Touch grass now!

01:53Yeah, this place is great!

01:55Why does this keep happening to me?!

01:58We're already friends with the princess!

02:00I'm not a child!

02:01I'm 38 years old!

02:02It explains a lot!

02:03It explains a lot!

02:08I still want me!

02:09What the hell?

02:10Do you think your mom's gonna pull him?

02:11I'm sure she will!

02:13Watch your dick!

02:14Watch your dick!

02:15Watch your dick!

02:16Watch your dick!

02:17Alright Gangle!

02:18When we catch up to him, I'll...

02:19What?!

02:20We gotta be assertive!

02:21Like dick!

02:22Hey!

02:23Hey!

02:24Hey!

02:25Hey!

02:26Hey!

02:27Hey!

02:28Hey!

02:29Hey!

02:30Hey!

02:31Hey!

02:32Hey!

02:33Ho-ho-ho-ho!

02:34Put this truck too, boo-AAAAAAH!

02:37I gotta get outta here!

02:38Why wait?!

02:43Uh, everyone alright?

02:44No.

02:45Do it!

02:46Or I'll tell Ragatha about the thing!

02:49Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!

02:50What?

02:51What?

02:52You're dead to me!

02:55SAMMOU THE MADSTANDES

02:56Spend me right round, baby!

03:07Well, he's dead.

03:08Why aren't you, or any of your crew up here?

03:11I don't know, we're NPCs?

03:14Yeah, that makes sense!

03:18Okay, wait, wait, don't, don't think about that.

03:21Poor Pa-pa!

03:22Poor Pa-pa!

03:23How about poor us?

03:24We're one tanker away from being Augustus Gloop!

03:27I understood that reference.

03:28Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, buddy!

03:30You're not food, we're candy, you don't want to eat us!

03:33Don't mind if I do.

03:37Ate too many of the delicious town folk.

03:40Sometimes I can hear them calling to me.

03:43After this experience, I don't think I'll ever be whole again.

03:56A piece of me is forever solid, and I don't think I'll ever be able to experience again.

03:59Why don't you leave this to me before I start thinking you're licorice?

04:02I saw the raper wing in the-

04:08You still care about your buddies up there, don't you?

04:11Yes, but actually-

04:12No.

04:13The people there are-

04:14Actually, not once before.

04:18Interesting, at the very least.

04:21I just realized this might be a little vile.

04:24I gotta say, this is a lot more climactic than I was hoping it'd be.

04:30What were you hoping for?

04:38I'm surprised you remember that.

04:41What?

04:42What?

04:43What?

04:44What?

04:44Not that you said what first.

04:45I didn't say what first, I asked you what?

04:47No, you said and then what, and I said what?

04:49No, I said what, what?

04:50Like, what, what?

04:51You said what first.

04:54This conversation is over.

05:02Have fun executing that bandit fella.

05:06Welcome back, my little hard-shelled hamburgers.

05:09Looks like one of these guys made it through.

05:10Wait, what?

05:14Wait, what?

05:16I know you guys love your NPCs, but if I start losing track of who's a human and

05:21who's an NPC, who knows what could happen.

05:24And I'll tell you guys, what do I do to tell you?

05:26I don't know if I do that.

05:28Well, when that they're done and I'll tell you and I'll tell you guys what can happen.

05:31Oh yeah.

05:32No, no, no, no.

05:33And I'll tell you guys.

05:33I can't tell you what I do to tell everybody about this this is to me.

05:35That was so weird.

05:36That was so weird.

05:36Yeah, looking at me on a day, that was perfect.

05:38Oh yeah.

05:38Look at me in a few days.

05:39By the way!

05:40Oh yeah.

05:41You said you said that this was good, man.

05:42No no.

05:43What is that?

05:43You've got no idea.

05:44I can't do this.

05:45I can't do that.

05:46It's like a hymne.

05:46Now that's got it.

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