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Caacas： The Beginning (Cars 1 YTP) 100 SUB SPECIAL
Starmis
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3 months ago
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00:00
I am breakfast.
00:02
Faster than fast, quicker than quick.
00:04
I am queen!
00:05
Nike!
00:06
Hey, you ready?
00:07
You ready?
00:08
Ha, spaghetti!
00:09
Ha, ravioli!
00:19
That was awful!
00:23
I'm gonna do what's called a pro-gamer move.
00:26
Welcome back to Dynatent.
00:28
We're midway through what may turn out to be racing.
00:35
Wait you are now!
00:36
He's pulling his car up!
00:37
That's for all my baby girls.
00:39
Hey! He was talking to me!
00:40
No, he was talking to me!
00:41
No, no, no, no!
00:42
Yes, yes, yes!
00:47
Checkered flag, here I can-
00:49
Oh, no!
00:50
That's how the stretch they cut!
00:52
And it's, and it-
00:55
No, I don't really feel like it.
01:00
Seriously, that was some pretty darn nice racing out there.
01:10
Rewind time!
01:11
Did I just not die when I got killed?
01:12
I'm Mia!
01:13
I'm here!
01:14
Where are you?
01:15
I'm here!
01:16
Don't let your kids watch it!
01:18
What's nine plus ten?
01:19
Twenty-one.
01:20
You're stupid.
01:21
They're not.
01:22
Oh yeah!
01:23
We have a three-way time!
01:25
What?
01:26
You gotta make your personal appearance!
01:27
No.
01:28
No!
01:29
No, no, no, no, no, no, no!
01:31
Billy May's here with another fantastic product!
01:33
Rusty's Medicated Bufferings, a new rear-end formula!
01:36
Wow!
01:37
Look at that shine!
01:39
You, too!
01:40
That look like me!
01:41
God, crap!
01:43
That product changed my life!
01:45
Ladies and gentlemen, Lightning McQueen!
01:48
McQueen!
01:53
Cut!
01:54
Is this Lightning McQueen, the world's fastest racing machine?
01:57
No!
01:58
Look, it'll be easy.
01:59
I'll stay up with you.
02:00
All night?
02:01
All night long.
02:03
Meanwhile, in the parallel universe...
02:04
Welcome to San Andreas, I'm CJ from Grove Street.
02:13
We got ourselves a nod, nod, nod.
02:19
I'm gonna run you over!
02:21
Why would you do that?
02:25
I'm gonna run you over!
02:27
I'm gonna run you over!
02:28
I'm gonna run you over!
02:33
Why would you do that?
02:48
I'm not the only one seeing this!
02:52
Incoming!
02:53
Incoming!
02:54
I'm gonna run you over!
02:56
I'm gonna run you over!
02:57
Incoming!
02:58
Incoming!
02:59
Incoming!
03:00
Incoming!
03:02
Incoming!
03:03
Incoming!
03:04
Incoming!
03:05
Incoming!
03:06
Incoming!
03:07
Incoming!
03:08
Incoming!
03:09
Incoming!
03:10
Incoming!
03:12
Morning, sleeping beauty!
03:14
My name's me.
03:16
Me?
03:17
Yeah, like...
03:18
Tum-80!
03:19
But without the Tum-80!
03:20
Where am I?
03:21
Here, the Mushroom Kingdom!
03:22
The cutest little town in carburetor can.
03:26
That's slow.
03:27
Mater!
03:28
What did I tell you about talking to the boy tonight?
03:32
May Doc have mercy on your soul.
03:35
How dare you!
03:38
Do you have any idea how much they've accomplished in their career?
03:41
Mater.
03:42
Has more talent in a single toenail than you do in your entire pathetic existence,
03:45
and you should be grateful you get to be alive at the same time as them.
03:49
You don't deserve to breathe the air, they breathe you disgusting piece of-
03:53
What's that?
03:56
I think it's the sound of no one caring.
03:58
Order in the court.
03:59
I'm hereby sentencing you to community service.
04:02
Till college.
04:03
We're till college!
04:04
We're till college!
04:05
You're gonna fix the road under my super suit.
04:08
Wow!
04:09
You owe me two dollars in lethal fee.
04:11
You gotta be kidding me.
04:12
It's funny cause it's true.
04:14
Hook him up later.
04:16
Well, I'm out of here.
04:19
Woo!
04:20
Woo!
04:21
Woo!
04:22
No, no, no, no, no!
04:23
Out of gas?
04:24
How can I be out of gas?
04:25
I'm actually-
04:26
Wait, siphoned your gas while you were passed out?
04:28
Ka-chow!
04:29
MY EYE!
04:30
Out of my way.
04:31
I got a road to finish.
04:37
He's done!
04:38
It's only been-
04:39
30 minutes!
04:40
I'm done.
04:41
Fuck, I'm finished.
04:42
I'm outta here.
04:43
Woo!
04:44
Look!
04:45
Doc said when I finish, I could eat breakfast.
04:47
That was the deal!
04:48
Supra-
04:49
We just have a little race.
04:56
Gentlemen!
04:58
George!
04:59
George!
05:00
And George!
05:01
Look at me!
05:02
I can't!
05:03
I'm unable to bust.
05:04
I'm not going to stab!
05:05
Run!
05:06
Look at me!
05:07
Dumb Lابl!
05:08
Hiew!
05:09
Look at me!
05:10
You're not going to-
05:11
To not, please.
05:12
At least.
05:13
You're not going to go-
05:14
Look at me!
05:15
Look at me!
05:16
SNAPN BAD to reality, all that goes gravity!
05:19
Hey!
05:20
I know something we can do tonight.
05:22
We can't fight!
05:23
Oh, come on, you'll love it.
05:27
Now here's what you do, you just sneak up in front of them, and then...
05:31
Oh, your turn, bud.
05:37
Hello, Mario.
05:39
Your life literally is as valuable as a summer ant.
05:42
That's fine.
05:44
Your life is nothing.
05:46
You serve no purpose in life.
05:47
It gives somebody else a piece of that oxygen in it.
05:53
You serve zero purpose.
05:55
You should kill yourself.
05:57
Did you know Doc pissed in cubs?
06:01
Not so very long ago was your town.
06:07
Oh, yes, it was hard to find.
06:10
It's...
06:11
Will you turn that disrespect?
06:17
Well, you know, I can't go just yet.
06:20
Why not?
06:21
Does anybody know what time Luigi's open?
06:23
That's Mama Luigi to you!
06:24
Lightning!
06:25
What follows is a brief construction montage.
06:28
No.
06:29
We hope you enjoyed this brief construction montage.
06:34
Oh, she slammed the door on me!
06:36
I really didn't have a choice.
06:38
Mater didn't get to say goodbye.
06:42
Yeah, that's it, kid.
06:47
This is Falling with Style.
06:56
Well, he's dead.
07:00
Not my problem.
07:03
What kind of a Conway production is this?
07:05
I'm not a Conway production.
07:06
I'm not a Conway production.
07:07
I'm not a Conway production.
07:08
I'm not a Conway production.
07:09
I'm not a Conway production.
07:10
I'm not a Conway production.
07:11
I'm not a Conway production.
07:12
I'm not a Conway production.
07:13
I'm not a Conway production.
07:14
I'm not a Conway production.
07:15
I'm not a Conway production.
07:16
I'm not a Conway production.
07:17
I'm not a Conway production.
07:18
I'm not a Conway production.
07:19
I'm not a Conway production.
07:20
I'm not a Conway production.
07:21
I'm not a Conway production.
07:22
I'm not a Conway production.
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