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00:00:00That's me, Audrey Rose Wintersby, heiress to the Wintersby fortune and media darling.
00:00:23Are you quite sure about this?
00:00:25Yes, and I want to walk in alone.
00:00:28Regular teens don't have butlers or town cars.
00:00:32My dear, you're not any regular teen.
00:00:34You are indeed the heiress to one of the largest fortunes from one of the most powerful families in the whole of the country.
00:00:42Maybe I'll even meet a boy and have a first kiss.
00:00:48Love you, Norman. Wish me luck.
00:00:50This can't possibly end well.
00:00:58Get out of our way, loser.
00:01:02Get out of our way, loser.
00:01:16Get out of our way, loser.
00:01:19What'd you do that for?
00:01:20This is where we walk new meat.
00:01:23You got a lot to learn about this school.
00:01:25Look at those clothes.
00:01:27Disgusto barfo.
00:01:29You have abhorrent manners.
00:01:32Aw, are you going to cry like a little baby?
00:01:35Maybe?
00:01:36Oops!
00:01:39Oh!
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00:02:01wait is that the heart of the ocean necklace please everybody knows that belongs to the
00:02:11heiress of the wintersby family audrey rose who by the way is my bestie
00:02:16that's worth 10 million dollars that cheap piece of crap is probably worth less than 10
00:02:21oh my god what have you done
00:02:31there you go there you go girl don't worry just buy a new piece of crap with that money
00:02:37she's a bitch yeah you look like you need a hand you look like you need a hand thanks
00:02:50you're the new girl i'm rose pleased to meet you gabby i'm your welcome guide i'm supposed
00:02:59to show you the ropes how wonderful okay quick rundown of the ecosystem should i be taking notes
00:03:08only if you want to survive okay here we have our the skaters
00:03:13the jocks
00:03:17and the nerds i'm the nerd and we are pretty cool by the way
00:03:24and the queen bees i would steer clear of them especially sloan she stings
00:03:32oh i wouldn't dare
00:03:42i wouldn't dare sloan has dug her claws into him beep
00:03:52i wasn't oh that's jason gray the most popular guy in school they've been you know dating and
00:04:01breaking up and getting back together it's like a sexual ping pong match
00:04:05oh you should join the academic decathlon the winner gets scholarships which is
00:04:34the only way i could go to college needless to say i'm not a part of the rich kids clique
00:04:39oh and that's eric
00:04:44he's a skater and i'm so crushing on him
00:04:49hey gabby
00:04:53yo
00:04:53that's eric
00:04:56i was just telling her about the academic decathlon
00:05:00oh yeah you in yeah sure sweet man i'm in awesome got a boat later babes
00:05:09oh my god oh my god he's just calling me
00:05:12i think he likes you okay now for the important stuff stay away from the stroganoff at lunch and
00:05:18stay away from the underside of the desk if you want to avoid old gum and stay away from
00:05:23mr spadaro he gets handsy hey watch out
00:05:30oh my god i'm so sorry it's fine it's just a little blood
00:05:38i know
00:05:44thanks
00:05:45your jacket smells good
00:05:49are you the new girl
00:05:55yeah
00:05:59i'm chasing
00:06:00jason
00:06:01jason
00:06:02rose
00:06:03nice to meet you
00:06:07come on jason homeroom's starting
00:06:11stay away from this trash might catch something
00:06:16ugh look at the second hand clothes
00:06:18let's go
00:06:20jason come on
00:06:21later
00:06:22i'll wash your jacket
00:06:24oh my god
00:06:27your jacket smells good
00:06:29i'll wash your jacket
00:06:30yep
00:06:31kinda lame
00:06:32ugh
00:06:33clearly i don't have a lot of experience with boys
00:06:36ugh
00:06:37come on
00:06:38let's go
00:06:49Audrey Rose Wintersby
00:06:51ladies and gentlemen
00:06:54i'd like you to meet our new student
00:06:56rose smith
00:06:57now she's been homeschooled
00:06:59and this is her first foray into public school
00:07:02pleased to make your acquaintances
00:07:04i trust that you'll all welcome rose
00:07:07and that you'll answer any questions that she has
00:07:10how would you like to be addressed
00:07:12is it just rose
00:07:13yes
00:07:14rose will suffice
00:07:15how about second hand rose
00:07:17that's enough
00:07:19that's enough
00:07:21grab brackets
00:07:27ow ow
00:07:28oh my god
00:07:29ow ow there's something in my eye
00:07:30what is it
00:07:31something's in my eye
00:07:32i need my contact solution or something
00:07:33rose can you go get it for me
00:07:34yes
00:07:35where is it
00:07:36it's in my locker
00:07:37go get it
00:07:38go go
00:07:39oh my god
00:07:48oh my god
00:07:50hey
00:07:51oh
00:07:52what are you doing in the boys locker room
00:07:56what are you doing in the boys locker room
00:07:57i
00:07:58i thought that um
00:08:10that'll show the bitch
00:08:19rose
00:08:21don't lie to me i saw her come in here
00:08:35what do i do
00:08:36how is she not here
00:08:49i gotta get out here before i get caught
00:08:53How is she not here?
00:09:01I gotta get out of here before I get caught.
00:09:23I'm so sorry.
00:09:36Ouch!
00:09:37Excuse you, much?
00:09:43Why are you wet?
00:09:50How's your eye?
00:09:52Miraculously better.
00:10:08What exactly is going on here?
00:10:15Nothing.
00:10:16Absolutely nothing, but...
00:10:19I think someone switched the locker room signs.
00:10:24Listen up second-hand, Rose.
00:10:26Chasin' off-limits.
00:10:29Understand?
00:10:31Unless you want high school to be a living nightmare.
00:10:34I'm not even ready for boys yet, so...
00:10:37You know what?
00:10:39With a little makeup, better clothes, and maybe a brush through your hair.
00:10:45You could almost pass as one of us.
00:10:48That's it.
00:10:49You are my new project.
00:10:51Tomorrow, my house makeover.
00:10:53Okay.
00:10:54You know what they say, right?
00:11:03Keep your friends close, and your competition closer.
00:11:07Ugh.
00:11:08Can't we re-sign up for the academic decathlon?
00:11:14It's gonna be so fun.
00:11:16Well, it's more than fun.
00:11:18I have to win that scholarship to go to college.
00:11:21You don't have money.
00:11:22We'll win.
00:11:23I promise we'll win.
00:11:26Plus, I'll get to hang out with Eric.
00:11:28You're crazy.
00:11:31Rose, what are you doing?
00:11:34We're signing up for the academic decathlon.
00:11:37Oh.
00:11:39Okay, well first of all, you can't hang out with Gabby.
00:11:42Gabby's a nerd, and Queen Bees don't associate with nerds.
00:11:45Secondly, the academic decathlon is for geeks and losers.
00:11:49Cheerleading tryouts are next week.
00:11:52Be there.
00:11:59I...
00:12:01It's okay.
00:12:02Being a Queen Bee is important, and it's your chance to be popular.
00:12:08It's not important to me.
00:12:10I mean, you're not that smart anyways, so...
00:12:14What are you talking about?
00:12:16I have a 4.0 and a 1500 SAT score.
00:12:20Just go.
00:12:21You're not gonna fit in anyway.
00:12:24Fine.
00:12:26Whatever.
00:12:28Okay.
00:12:33Wow.
00:12:35You're fitting in fast.
00:12:37That uniform looks a lot better on you than I expected.
00:12:42She means that as a compliment.
00:12:44Probably.
00:12:45Yeah.
00:12:46Definitely.
00:12:48You know, it's not every day someone can go from background to center stage overnight.
00:12:52Guess I'm a fast learner.
00:12:55Wow.
00:12:56So modest.
00:12:57Loops it.
00:12:59Hey.
00:13:00Good form out there.
00:13:01Thanks.
00:13:02Not too bad for someone who almost knocked out a freshman with my pom-pom, huh?
00:13:07I would've paid to see that.
00:13:09Ah!
00:13:11Oh my God.
00:13:12Ow.
00:13:13I think I pulled something.
00:13:14You okay?
00:13:15No.
00:13:17Oh God.
00:13:19Jason.
00:13:20I think I need a heroic accent.
00:13:23You're not serious.
00:13:24I am.
00:13:25If I fall and shatter my kneecap, it's your fault.
00:13:35Don't worry.
00:13:36I'll bring him back.
00:13:39Later.
00:13:40Yeah.
00:13:41I'll see ya.
00:13:43She's being nice.
00:13:44That's never a good sign.
00:13:48Oh my God.
00:13:49Ew.
00:13:50Look at these losers.
00:13:51My bestie, Audrey Rose Wintersby, doesn't have to go to school.
00:13:54Private tutors.
00:13:55Well, maybe she wants to go to regular high school and be a regular teen.
00:14:00Um, no.
00:14:01She can't stand these plebeians.
00:14:02She told me so herself.
00:14:04Wow.
00:14:06You know, for fun, sometimes the girls and I, we start gossip chains to keep the plebes in their place.
00:14:12Gossip chains?
00:14:13Watch this.
00:14:26Now watch what happens.
00:14:29Ew.
00:14:36Hey, Eric.
00:14:40Just leave me alone, Gabby.
00:14:42Why don't you go hang out with your rich little friend?
00:14:44What?
00:14:45Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:14:47You really thought I wouldn't find out?
00:14:55You okay?
00:14:56Do you care?
00:14:57Of course I do.
00:14:59You lied to me.
00:15:00What?
00:15:01You're Audrey frickin' Wintersby.
00:15:03Wait, what?
00:15:05You let me sit there and open up to you like we were equals.
00:15:06Like you're not some big legacy with a tennis court and a driver and a coal estate.
00:15:10Who told you?
00:15:11Doesn't matter.
00:15:12Coach is looking for you.
00:15:13Yeah, I'm coming.
00:15:14Gabby, I'm so sorry, I just wanna end the gossip.
00:15:17Everyone thinks I hooked up with Eric.
00:15:18They're calling me gay Bernard.
00:15:19The old friend Gabby Burt, you know what I'm right now?
00:15:21I don't think it is.
00:15:22It is absolutely NEW.
00:15:23But I don't think holy.
00:15:24You ain't lying.
00:15:25I was so scared.
00:15:26I were so scared.
00:15:28It's so...
00:15:29The culprit is good.
00:15:30I can't get out there later.
00:15:31You can get out there alive!
00:15:33You didn't see me as he'sTrajit.
00:15:35It's my guy and it's, I eclipse.
00:15:36What?
00:15:37You're Audrey frickin' Wintersby.
00:15:38AhÃ're you said he'll truly see him.
00:15:39He'll be sad.
00:15:40Okay, I didn't start that. But I also didn't stop it and I hate myself for that.
00:15:48Let me make it up to you.
00:15:53How? Give me one chance. This Saturday. I'm studying for the decathlon.
00:16:03Skip it. I want to show you something no one gets to see. No tricks.
00:16:09Just the truth. If you're lying, I swear to God, I am so not dressed for whatever tax bracket
00:16:33this is. Relax. It's just where I live. It's not who I am.
00:16:38You say that, but I just passed a tennis quote with your name on it. And you have a butler?
00:16:44Okay, technically my parents do, but yeah, Norman likes me better, so bye.
00:16:50Why would you ever go to Hayton High? I was lonely and I wanted to make friends.
00:16:56Why would you ever go to Hayton High?
00:17:02Why would you ever go to Hayton High?
00:17:15I was lonely and I wanted to make friends. And I wanted a boyfriend.
00:17:24I would trade places with you every day.
00:17:27It's not all that. Plus no amount of money can protect you from people like Sloane.
00:17:33So what are you going to do? I'm going to take her down.
00:17:41How?
00:17:42Do you want to know another secret? I'm actually really good at tennis.
00:17:47No way. No way. I could teach you. Girls Day and a vendetta. And that's rich.
00:18:03She did that on purpose. She looked me dead in the eye and bam.
00:18:27I barely know how to hold a racket. You can ask Abby. I missed like five in a row.
00:18:33She looked me dead in the eyes. It's called eye contact, Sloane. It's a basic social skill.
00:18:40She smiles when she hit me. I smile a lot. It's polite.
00:18:45Enough. This isn't court TV. Miss Smith, do you really expect me to believe that you're just an
00:18:54uncoordinated student who accidentally hit another girl in the face with a tennis ball?
00:19:02You should definitely believe that. I'm tragically unathletic.
00:19:07Liar. You're wearing like three different brands of lipstick and I'm the criminal?
00:19:16Listen here, Rose Smith. Consider this your strike one. Three strikes and you're out.
00:19:24Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:19:36Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:19:39What did you say?
00:19:41Found this on the ground.
00:19:43Oh, I've been looking for this.
00:19:47Eric, please. I'm just trying to live a normal life. Please don't.
00:19:51Yeah, no. Your secret's safe with me.
00:19:55Just like best friends.
00:19:59Um, okay.
00:20:01I think you swear.
00:20:05Uh, okay. I think you swear.
00:20:07So, you want to sit together at lunch?
00:20:12I already made plans to sit with Gab.
00:20:17Eric, she didn't say those things about you.
00:20:20That was just Sloan doing a gossip chain.
00:20:22Right.
00:20:23Now, figures.
00:20:27Pinky swear.
00:20:29Awesome.
00:20:30Awesome.
00:20:31But the point being, Eric knows you didn't say anything and that it was all Sloan's gossip chain.
00:20:43Oh my god.
00:20:45I'm so relieved.
00:20:46So, you and Eric are hanging out now?
00:20:53Just friends.
00:20:57Promise.
00:20:58What the fuck is your problem?
00:21:00What are you talking about?
00:21:02Why are you being such a bitch?
00:21:05Look who's talking.
00:21:07You tormented Gabby.
00:21:08You torment everyone.
00:21:10Actually, you are the massive bitch.
00:21:13Okay, since when do you care about geeks and losers?
00:21:15Since forever.
00:21:17I have no idea what I was thinking, hanging out with you.
00:21:21Oh please, you loved it. You loved every second of it.
00:21:25I tolerated it.
00:21:27Because I thought there might be something decent under all that designer knockoff and ego.
00:21:31Oh honey, your halo? It's slipping.
00:21:34And yours was always fake.
00:21:40You have a complete lack of compassion for everyone around you.
00:21:54And by the way, your taste is abhorrent.
00:21:58Okay, I don't know what that means, but it better mean awesome.
00:22:02It means it sucks, says the homeless white trash girl who dresses like a bum.
00:22:07This says the low-class loser with the manners of a goat.
00:22:11Okay, well you think you're better than me because you have some pity followers and Jason said hi to you?
00:22:15I've always been better than you. I was just too polite to say it.
00:22:29This is war, Rose Smith.
00:22:32Bring it on.
00:22:37You bitch!
00:22:49Hey, I need to ask you something.
00:23:16It's kind of important, no, it's really, it's actually kind of lame.
00:23:23What's up?
00:23:24I was hoping maybe you could coach me in tennis.
00:23:30After hitting Sloan in the face, I could really use the help.
00:23:33I can, yeah, definitely coach you.
00:23:37Cool.
00:23:38After school?
00:23:40After school.
00:23:43It's a date.
00:23:44Yeah.
00:23:49I can't do it.
00:23:51You're like this.
00:23:53Like that.
00:23:56Okay?
00:23:57Like that.
00:23:58Okay?
00:23:59Mm-hmm.
00:24:00Ready?
00:24:01Okay.
00:24:02Mm-hmm.
00:24:03Mm-hmm.
00:24:04You should join the tennis team.
00:24:07You know, I think that's an excellent idea.
00:24:14Yeah.
00:24:15Hey.
00:24:16Hey.
00:24:17Shh.
00:24:18Shh.
00:24:19Shh.
00:24:20Shh.
00:24:21Shh.
00:24:22Oh!
00:24:23Yeah.
00:24:24You should join the tennis team.
00:24:26Shh.
00:24:27You know, I think that's an excellent idea.
00:24:32Yeah.
00:24:33I think that's an excellent idea.
00:24:38Hey!
00:24:52You bitch.
00:24:54You won't get away with this.
00:25:03Whoops. Looks like laundry day came early.
00:25:10What the hell?
00:25:20What the hell?
00:25:33No, no, no, no, no, no. You gotta be kidding me.
00:25:56Oh my god.
00:25:57Oh my god.
00:25:59Oh my god.
00:26:01Oh my god.
00:26:02Oh my god.
00:26:21What are you doing?
00:26:22Rose Smith.
00:26:24Why are you half dressed during a fire drill?
00:26:26Someone took my clothes.
00:26:28Strike two.
00:26:29Now.
00:26:30Go.
00:26:31Get.
00:26:32Dressed.
00:26:39Checkmate.
00:26:46Here.
00:26:47Take this.
00:26:48It'll be a bit big on you, but at least you don't have to wear a towel.
00:26:51I owe you one.
00:26:54I owe you one.
00:26:55Not again.
00:26:56Yeah, what can I say? I'm reliable.
00:27:07Eric.
00:27:09Huh.
00:27:10I don't even know what that means.
00:27:12He likes you.
00:27:13He doesn't even know me.
00:27:14Some people notice more than they let on.
00:27:20Maybe.
00:27:25My lord, what happened to you?
00:27:26I'll explain in the car.
00:27:29Long day.
00:27:30Are they okay?
00:27:31Yeah.
00:27:32Oh my god.
00:27:33There's no way that's her dad.
00:27:35Gross older guy?
00:27:36Even better.
00:27:37This is gonna ruin her.
00:27:39Ew.
00:27:52Settle down.
00:27:53Settle down, everybody.
00:27:54People.
00:27:55This is the first away game of the season.
00:27:58Remember, you're representing the school.
00:28:00Mind if I sit here?
00:28:13Uh, I'm actually saving it for someone.
00:28:16Hey, Rose.
00:28:17Mm-hmm.
00:28:18Saved you a seat.
00:28:19Okay.
00:28:20No, you don't.
00:28:21Oh.
00:28:22Jason.
00:28:23What did you say about you?
00:28:24Sorry, Eric.
00:28:25On the way back?
00:28:26Yeah.
00:28:27Okay.
00:28:28Sure.
00:28:29Okay.
00:28:30Okay.
00:28:31Oh, no, you don't.
00:28:32Oh.
00:28:33Jason.
00:28:34What did you say about you?
00:28:35Sorry, Eric.
00:28:36On the way back?
00:28:37Yeah.
00:28:38Okay.
00:28:39Sure.
00:28:40Boopy.
00:28:41I'm gonna sit right here, on my man's lap.
00:29:08Sloan.
00:29:09Seriously?
00:29:10There's no room.
00:29:15Everyone!
00:29:18I have an announcement to make.
00:29:20I'm having a party Saturday.
00:29:22And Audrey Rose Wintersby's gonna be there.
00:29:25Better show up.
00:29:36So you're gonna go?
00:29:37I don't think I'd be welcome.
00:29:39Why not?
00:29:40I'll be going.
00:29:41Well, okay then.
00:29:42I'll go.
00:29:43Listen.
00:29:44You want Chase?
00:29:45And I want Rose.
00:29:46So...
00:29:47Well, looks like we have something in common.
00:29:48Exactly.
00:29:49I got a plan.
00:29:50Oh.
00:29:51Oh.
00:29:52All right.
00:29:53Here we go.
00:29:54This was a mistake.
00:29:55I don't belong here.
00:29:56Yes.
00:29:57Yes.
00:29:58Yes, you do.
00:29:59You're with me.
00:30:00That's my point.
00:30:01See, Eric is here.
00:30:02I don't think I can take more rejection.
00:30:03Oh.
00:30:04This could be a turning point.
00:30:05Just stick with me.
00:30:06Just stick with me.
00:30:07I don't think I can take more rejection.
00:30:08I don't think I can take more rejection.
00:30:09Oh.
00:30:10This could be a turning point.
00:30:11Just stick with me.
00:30:12Okay?
00:30:13I don't think I can take more rejection.
00:30:14Oh.
00:30:15Okay.
00:30:16This could be a turning point.
00:30:17Just stick with me.
00:30:18Okay?
00:30:19Okay?
00:30:20Okay?
00:30:21Okay.
00:30:22Ready?
00:30:23Oh, yes.
00:30:24Oh, yes.
00:30:25Oh, yes.
00:30:26Okay.
00:30:27I don't think I can take more rejection.
00:30:28Oh.
00:30:29Oh, no.
00:30:30Okay.
00:30:31Oh.
00:30:32Okay.
00:30:33What?
00:30:34Oh, yes.
00:30:35What?
00:30:36Oh, yes.
00:30:37How are you doing?
00:30:38Oh, yes.
00:30:40Oh, no.
00:30:42Oh, yes.
00:30:43Oh, no.
00:30:44Oh, yes.
00:30:47Rose decided to bring her emotional support charity case.
00:30:50I found it.
00:30:51Okay.
00:30:53Hi.
00:30:54Hi.
00:30:56No, thank you.
00:30:57I don't drink.
00:30:59Of course you don't.
00:31:01So, you virgins ever been to a real party before?
00:31:07Oh, my God.
00:31:09You are virgins.
00:31:10Shut up, son.
00:31:11Stop being a jerk.
00:31:13Okay.
00:31:14How about a little game of truth or dare?
00:31:16Yeah.
00:31:17Truth or dare.
00:31:25Oh.
00:31:26Gabby to Eric.
00:31:28Truth or dare.
00:31:30Eric, truth or dare.
00:31:32Truth.
00:31:40Oh, my God.
00:31:41Come on, Gabby.
00:31:42We don't have all night.
00:31:43What's your favorite color?
00:31:45Okay.
00:31:46What kind of question is that?
00:31:48Blue?
00:31:49Virgin.
00:31:50Sloan.
00:31:51What?
00:31:53Okay.
00:31:53Eric to Rose.
00:31:58Okay.
00:32:00Rose.
00:32:00Truth or dare?
00:32:02Dare.
00:32:03You gotta give me a kiss.
00:32:06Wait.
00:32:06What?
00:32:07Come on, Rose.
00:32:10Rose.
00:32:10Rose.
00:32:11Rose.
00:32:12Rose.
00:32:13Rose.
00:32:14Rose.
00:32:14Rose.
00:32:15Rose.
00:32:16Rose.
00:32:16Rose.
00:32:25What the hell?
00:32:27Hey.
00:32:27Watch your little ass.
00:32:29Oh, yeah.
00:32:30What are you going to do about it?
00:32:35No, Gabby.
00:32:36Wait.
00:32:36Let her go.
00:32:37If you chase her, she's just going to be more embarrassed.
00:32:41Okay.
00:32:42Chase him.
00:32:43You're up.
00:32:44Truth or dare.
00:32:46Dare.
00:32:46I dare you to ask the prettiest girl in the circle on a date for Saturday night.
00:32:54Rose.
00:32:54Rose.
00:32:56Will you go to dinner with me on Saturday?
00:32:58What?
00:32:59I'd love to.
00:33:22Oh, I'm so sorry.
00:33:27Did I ruin your dime store blouse?
00:33:29Oh, my God.
00:33:31Why don't you go to the bathroom?
00:33:39Shit.
00:33:41Oh.
00:33:41Oh, I'm so...
00:33:42I...
00:33:43I forgot.
00:33:43I...
00:33:43The door wasn't...
00:33:45I...
00:33:45I...
00:33:46Hi.
00:33:50Hi.
00:33:57You're so beautiful.
00:34:21What the...
00:34:22What the...
00:34:28Oh, God.
00:34:31Wait, what?
00:35:01Rose has an old sugar daddy? Gross.
00:35:06What?
00:35:07It's true. I've seen you together.
00:35:09He's old and gross and sleeps over at his house.
00:35:12I have photos.
00:35:15He's not her sugar daddy.
00:35:18But there is an even bigger secret.
00:35:25I know exactly who that man is.
00:35:28I know who that man is.
00:35:37He's her dad.
00:35:40Come on, you guys. Stop being so dramatic.
00:35:43Remember, Rose? You invited me over to your place for the barbecue.
00:35:47Yeah, that was a really fun day.
00:35:49Yeah.
00:35:50Oh my God, shut up! They're lying!
00:35:54Eric?
00:35:57Hey, I just want to say thank you for saving my butt back there.
00:36:02Oh, you got a nice butt.
00:36:04Eric, we're just friends.
00:36:06Let's be more than friends.
00:36:08Please, don't make this harder.
00:36:10I wonder if I want to make it harder.
00:36:11Hey, stop!
00:36:12Hey, I told you to watch your move, asshole!
00:36:14Oh, shit!
00:36:17What are you laughing at, loser?
00:36:23Where's Audrey Rose Wintersby, huh?
00:36:25Wasn't she supposed to come?
00:36:26Shut up!
00:36:27She just called me and had an emergency.
00:36:29You're a liar. You don't even know her.
00:36:31Yeah, I do, asshole!
00:36:33No.
00:36:34She doesn't know Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:36:37Because she is Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:36:49She doesn't know Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:36:51Because she is Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:36:54Oh, my God.
00:36:57Okay, I've heard everything at this point.
00:36:59Huh?
00:37:11I can't do this anymore.
00:37:13Everyone is so evil.
00:37:14They're horrible.
00:37:16Unlike you.
00:37:20Are you still up for Saturday night?
00:37:24No, forget it.
00:37:25Forget everything.
00:37:26You don't want to be seen with me.
00:37:28I know Eric was just joking.
00:37:31He's an asshole.
00:37:33But you don't have to feel bad for what that asshole did.
00:37:36Yeah.
00:37:37Yeah.
00:37:38He was just kidding.
00:37:40Obviously, I'm not Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:37:44Audrey Rose Wintersby wishes.
00:37:49Come on, just say yes.
00:37:50Okay.
00:37:51Okay.
00:37:52Okay.
00:37:53Okay.
00:37:54Where I was.
00:37:55Early for my first real date.
00:37:56Hello?
00:37:57This is Rachel from Shape LV.
00:37:58Unfortunately, we're overbooked tonight.
00:38:00But Mr. Gray has called me to tell you that your new reservation has been moved to our sister restaurant, Shea Maurice.
00:38:18Mm.
00:38:197 p.m.
00:38:20Oh.
00:38:21Okay.
00:38:22Thanks.
00:38:24Okay.
00:38:25Thanks.
00:38:39Understand the assignment?
00:38:40Good.
00:38:41Good.
00:38:42Good.
00:38:43Good.
00:38:44Good.
00:38:45Good.
00:38:46Good.
00:38:47Good.
00:38:48Good.
00:38:49Good.
00:38:50Good.
00:38:51Good.
00:38:52Good.
00:38:53Good.
00:38:56quisition.
00:38:57I was just walking by outside and saw you sitting all by yourself.
00:39:16I've been stood out.
00:39:22Hey, Rose.
00:39:23Small world.
00:39:24What are you doing here?
00:39:27I was supposed to have a date with Jason.
00:39:32No, that's weird, because I heard he was out with Sloan today.
00:39:41What?
00:39:42Do you mind if I sit?
00:39:44Sure.
00:39:45Go ahead.
00:39:45Um.
00:39:55I'm waiting for Rose to join me for dinner.
00:39:58She's a half hour late.
00:40:00Really?
00:40:02I was at Chez Maurice and I saw her having dinner with Eric.
00:40:12What?
00:40:13I'm really sorry for what I did at Sloan's party.
00:40:19I was drunk, and I know that's not an excuse.
00:40:21I know.
00:40:23But, um, look, there's something I gotta tell you.
00:40:28What?
00:40:28I'm so sorry, Jason, but why don't I have dinner with you?
00:40:36Yeah, it's fine.
00:40:37Be my guest.
00:40:38It's Jason.
00:40:40He's been talking shit about you all over school.
00:40:44What's he saying?
00:40:45That you're a clueless virgin, and he'll be your first if it's the last thing he does.
00:40:49I'm gonna run into the bathroom.
00:40:55I'm gonna run into the bathroom.
00:40:55It's fine.
00:40:57I'm gonna run into the bathroom.
00:40:58No, I'm gonna run into the bathroom.
00:41:01It's fine.
00:41:02Oh, look.
00:41:03I'm gonna run into the bathroom.
00:41:05Oh, I do.
00:41:05Oh, I do.
00:41:07No.
00:41:08You okay?
00:41:08Yeah.
00:41:09No, I do.
00:41:10No, I do.
00:41:10No, I do.
00:41:12No, I do.
00:41:13No, I do.
00:41:16No, I do.
00:41:17You okay?
00:41:18You okay?
00:41:22Yeah.
00:41:26What?
00:41:30I'm really sorry, Rose.
00:41:34I've been so stupid.
00:41:38I'll never speak to him again. It's probably for the best.
00:41:42That guy's a pig. Yeah.
00:41:48It's time to bring my baby home.
00:41:56Can you give me a ride home?
00:42:00Yeah. Yeah, sure. Let's go.
00:42:18What is the last digit of the 7 to the 2,000 of the 25th power?
00:42:26Hello?
00:42:28Hello?
00:42:30I don't care.
00:42:32Well, you will.
00:42:36And you're going to beat Sloan.
00:42:38And you're going to ace this.
00:42:40And...
00:42:42Oh, no.
00:42:44What now?
00:42:46Sloan posted this.
00:42:48Jason and Sloan?
00:42:50They were together last night.
00:42:52And they're going to prom together.
00:42:58But he said he liked me.
00:43:00Hey, Virgin.
00:43:14Did you hear the news?
00:43:16Jason and I are fucking.
00:43:18And we're going to prom together.
00:43:20Hmm.
00:43:22That's a lie.
00:43:23Just more of your petty, cretinous gossip.
00:43:26Ooh.
00:43:27Big word for the little virgin.
00:43:29Enough, Sloan.
00:43:31I'm done.
00:43:32Playing by your classless, moronic games.
00:43:37You're just a low-rent slut.
00:43:40Everyone knows it.
00:43:42And no one seems to care.
00:43:44And you're just jealous that Jason and I hooked up.
00:43:48Actually, I'm not jealous.
00:43:51Because I don't believe it.
00:43:53And even if it were true, I wouldn't want him.
00:43:57Because I wouldn't want anyone who's touched your dirty, skanky mouth.
00:44:03You take that back.
00:44:05Or what?
00:44:11You take that back.
00:44:13Or what?
00:44:15Bitch, fight.
00:44:16Bitch, fight.
00:44:17Bitch, fight.
00:44:18Bitch, fight.
00:44:19Bitch, fight.
00:44:20Bitch, fight.
00:44:21Bitch, fight.
00:44:22Bitch, fight.
00:44:23No!
00:44:25Girls!
00:44:26Girls, what's going on here?
00:44:28Ow, ow!
00:44:29Ow, my foot!
00:44:30Oh, my God!
00:44:31I think she broke my foot!
00:44:33Bros!
00:44:35This school has a zero-tolerance policy when it comes to violence.
00:44:40Third strike.
00:44:41You're out.
00:44:42Expelled.
00:44:45Now go get your things.
00:44:46But...
00:44:48I didn't touch her.
00:44:49I didn't touch you!
00:44:51I said go!
00:44:54You heard the man go!
00:44:55No!
00:45:07And?
00:45:09Expelled.
00:45:13But the Academy Decathlon...
00:45:16We're gonna be disqualified.
00:45:18I'm so, so sorry.
00:45:19I'm so, so sorry.
00:45:29You stupid, idiotic, stupid bitch!
00:45:33What?
00:45:34You heard me?
00:45:35You were jealous of no's, and because of that, I'm not gonna go to college.
00:45:40Oh, honey.
00:45:41You were never going to college.
00:45:42You're too stupid.
00:45:44This has a girl whose body count is higher than her IQ.
00:45:47Shut up, you pathetic prude!
00:45:49Shut up, you pathetic prude!
00:45:57Shut up, you pathetic prude!
00:46:00Shut up!
00:46:02You Gabby could be such a hot little chili pepper.
00:46:10Gabby, wait.
00:46:12I'm so, so sorry.
00:46:15A lot of good that does us now.
00:46:18We're disqualified, Rose.
00:46:21You got yourself kicked off the team, and now we've lost.
00:46:24But I tried.
00:46:25No!
00:46:26I don't get a scholarship.
00:46:28I don't get to go to college.
00:46:30And it's all because of you.
00:46:33But...
00:46:34You...
00:46:35and your drama.
00:46:37Like, why couldn't you just be a normal person?
00:46:44That was so hot.
00:46:48That was so hot.
00:47:14And it was so hot.
00:47:15That was so hot.
00:47:16Let's go.
00:47:18Let's go.
00:47:19Let's go.
00:47:22And...
00:47:24Let's go.
00:47:27And...
00:47:29We'll be in trouble.
00:47:34Let's go.
00:47:35Hello, Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:47:57Hello, Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:48:00How did you find out?
00:48:02Eric told me.
00:48:03Tell me.
00:48:05Tell me.
00:48:07She finally decided to be a decent person.
00:48:13Why didn't you tell me?
00:48:15I was going to, but then the whole date thing happened and you and Sloane happened and then
00:48:24you weren't speaking to me.
00:48:25Actually, no one is speaking to me.
00:48:31I didn't sleep with Sloane.
00:48:32She drugged me and the date thing was a setup.
00:48:37Eric told me it was some scheme that Sloane had.
00:48:41They set me up too.
00:48:43I'm sorry.
00:48:44Why didn't you tell me?
00:48:56Why don't you want anyone to know who you are?
00:48:58I just wanted the chance to feel like a normal teen and I wanted you to like me for me and not because of what I am.
00:49:14Rose, I'm crazy about you.
00:49:16Rose, I'm crazy about you.
00:49:17I'm crazy about you, too.
00:49:19I'm crazy about you, too.
00:49:24You're so beautiful.
00:49:25They're so beautiful.
00:49:55Why are you wet?
00:50:01It doesn't matter.
00:50:05I have an idea.
00:50:08What?
00:50:09Let's do something that normal teens do.
00:50:11I don't know.
00:50:27You weren't gonna kill me at all.
00:50:29Okay, I give up.
00:50:31You should give up.
00:50:33I haven't played video games since I was a kid.
00:50:36You did pretty well for someone who threw a grenade at yourself.
00:50:41Is this what normal teens do?
00:50:45Yeah.
00:50:46Pretty much.
00:50:49And hang out with their butlers.
00:50:53Okay.
00:51:11You're different when you're like this.
00:51:22Like what?
00:51:24Yourself.
00:51:29I never knew dates could feel this special.
00:51:33Neither did I.
00:51:34I don't want it to end.
00:51:43It doesn't have to.
00:51:44I'm a virgin.
00:51:45I'm a virgin.
00:51:46I'm a virgin.
00:51:47I'm a virgin.
00:51:48I'm a virgin.
00:51:49I'm a virgin.
00:51:58I'm a virgin.
00:52:00I'm a virgin.
00:52:10I'm a virgin.
00:52:19I love you, Rose.
00:52:20I love you, too.
00:52:21I love you, too.
00:52:22I love you, too.
00:52:26I love you, too.
00:52:27Okay.
00:52:57I worked up an app to drive.
00:53:19So how was it?
00:53:20It was amazing.
00:53:25Hey, do I look different?
00:53:27No, you look beautiful.
00:53:38Can I have something important to ask you?
00:53:41Uh-oh.
00:53:43What?
00:53:49Will you go to the prom with me?
00:53:50Will you go to the prom with me?
00:53:59Jason, I can't.
00:54:05I was expelled.
00:54:07What?
00:54:08Fuck.
00:54:08Fuck.
00:54:10Yeah.
00:54:11And I agreed to attend the opera that night.
00:54:16So much for being a regular teen.
00:54:17Hey, Jason.
00:54:33Hey.
00:54:34How's Rose?
00:54:37Bummed.
00:54:38I feel awful.
00:54:40I was so mean to her yesterday.
00:54:42Yeah.
00:54:44Thinking of doing something about it?
00:54:48Well, maybe.
00:54:53Might not be a bad idea.
00:54:54I should be going to prom tonight, Norman.
00:55:11Yes, indeed.
00:55:12I am aware.
00:55:13But I'm sure we're going to have much more fun.
00:55:16Are we ready to leave?
00:55:22Hey, Gabby.
00:55:23Rose.
00:55:23Get over here right away.
00:55:25Something's happened to Jason.
00:55:26Wait, what?
00:55:27What happened?
00:55:32Norman, we have to get to the school fast.
00:55:34Something happened to Jason.
00:55:34Jason.
00:55:35What happened?
00:55:45Jason.
00:55:46Where's Jason?
00:55:47Isn't that Audrey?
00:55:48Where's Jason?
00:55:49Audrey Rose.
00:55:50She's so beautiful.
00:55:57People, everyone, I'd like to introduce you to the real Rose Smith.
00:56:02Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:56:06Oh, my God.
00:56:07Oh, my God.
00:56:07Is she doing here?
00:56:08That's really old people.
00:56:12Give it me that.
00:56:13Jason.
00:56:14Jason.
00:56:15Jason.
00:56:17Hang on.
00:56:18Hang on.
00:56:19She can't be here.
00:56:20She's expelled.
00:56:22Security.
00:56:24Security.
00:56:27No.
00:56:28Give it.
00:56:29Hang on, everyone.
00:56:31Gabby.
00:56:32What the?
00:56:55No, everyone.
00:56:56Turn it off.
00:56:57Turn off the videos.
00:56:58You see, it was Sloane that was being violent that day, not Rose.
00:57:01And Sloane drug Chasen to make it look like they slept together.
00:57:06And she also stole Rose's clothes from the locker room.
00:57:09You bitch.
00:57:10Security.
00:57:12Please escort Sloane to my office.
00:57:14No.
00:57:14Please.
00:57:14No, get off me.
00:57:15Do not touch me.
00:57:16Do you know how much I am warped?
00:57:18Chasen.
00:57:18No, it's time to crown this year's prom king and prom queen.
00:57:33First, the prom king is Jason Gray.
00:57:37and now the moments you've all been waiting for this year's prom queen is
00:57:51audrey rose winterspearl
00:58:07congratulations thank you hi i know how difficult your teenage years can be
00:58:28no matter who you are between school family social media
00:58:34or gossip bullies and mean girls this time can be exceptionally painful but
00:58:44for all the lows there are some amazing highs friends laughter basketball games and hot fudge
00:58:52sundaes i mean let's face it high school can be the best time of our lives but remember to stay
00:59:02true to yourself and be proud of who you are because every single one of you is special
00:59:10and now i'd like to invite gabby mcduff to the stage wait what
00:59:16i'd like to introduce you all to a true prom queen she's smart and funny and charitable and loyal
00:59:30nobody would make a better prom queen than gabby mcduff
00:59:39hey wanna dance
01:00:02get lost
01:00:10everyone
01:00:13all right all right i know you want to get back to dancing
01:00:18but let's take a moment to recognize academic excellence we are proud to announce that
01:00:24that gabby has been awarded an academic scholarship
01:00:34gabby all that hard work has paid off congratulations
01:00:46and that's the story of how one simple little heiress got a regular happily ever after
01:01:16you
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