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The Con Artists (1976) is a classic Italian crime comedy film filled with wit, charm, and clever schemes. Watch as unforgettable characters navigate a world of deception, friendship, and unexpected twists. A must-watch for fans of vintage European cinema.
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00:00:00Hey, guard.
00:00:19What do you want?
00:00:22Hey, guard.
00:00:29What do you want?
00:00:30It's a cockroach.
00:00:31What?
00:00:32Look.
00:00:33I don't see a cockroach.
00:00:34What do you mean you can't see it?
00:00:35Look at it.
00:00:36I'm surprised.
00:00:37I'm surprised.
00:00:38I'm surprised.
00:00:39I'm surprised.
00:00:40I'm surprised.
00:00:41I'm surprised.
00:00:42I'm surprised.
00:00:43I'm surprised.
00:00:44Are you nuts?
00:00:45Well, how about Devil's Island, huh?
00:00:46Any more and you'll be on tomorrow's train.
00:00:49You should.
00:00:50Well, just try it once more and you can count on it.
00:00:53I'm going, Fred.
00:00:57Stick him in a hole.
00:00:58Okay, I'm going.
00:01:01The bet was I leave tomorrow.
00:01:03Hey, guard.
00:01:04When do I leave?
00:01:05Tomorrow.
00:01:06You see?
00:01:20Come on, now.
00:01:21Keep it moving.
00:01:22Come on, now.
00:01:35Keep it moving.
00:01:37Come on, now.
00:01:38Keep it moving.
00:01:47Come on, now.
00:01:48Keep it moving.
00:02:07Let's go.
00:02:08Let's go.
00:02:09Let's go.
00:02:10Come on, come.
00:02:14All right, what is it?
00:02:28It's a juice.
00:02:30It's the ace.
00:02:32All right, let's go again.
00:02:34Come on, come on, I've got to go to the toilet.
00:02:37All right, once more.
00:02:38If you lose, I go to the toilet, all right?
00:02:39Yeah, all right.
00:02:41Now watch.
00:02:42Three, ace, juice.
00:02:44Now where's the ace?
00:02:45Ah, he's going to beat me this time.
00:02:47Right now, open your mouth.
00:02:49Open your mouth.
00:02:50Here.
00:02:51That's it.
00:02:52There's a three and a deuce, right?
00:02:54Turn over the three and put it there.
00:02:57Now where's the ace?
00:02:57See if you can get it right this time.
00:02:59You see, pal?
00:03:00You're not concentrating.
00:03:02Ah, deuce.
00:03:03Join me.
00:03:15Get done with you.
00:03:18Hey, paisan.
00:03:20Who are you?
00:03:22What the hell are you doing here?
00:03:24I was waiting for you.
00:03:25Can't do it long.
00:03:27Thanks.
00:03:27I knew you'd understand.
00:03:31What the hell?
00:03:31Are you hungry?
00:03:32Die, die, die.
00:03:36Cut it again, G.
00:03:57What the hell?
00:04:02Come on.
00:04:08You're hungry.
00:04:08I knew you were hungry.
00:04:11Feel yank.
00:04:12Bye-bye.
00:04:13I know.
00:04:13Bye-bye.
00:04:14I'll give you so much a minute here.
00:04:17Bye-bye.
00:04:19Bye-bye.
00:04:20Bye-bye.
00:04:20Bye-bye.
00:04:21Bye-bye.
00:04:23Bye-bye.
00:04:23Bye-bye.
00:04:24Bye-bye.
00:04:25Bye-bye.
00:04:25Bye-bye.
00:04:26Bye-bye.
00:04:26Bye-bye.
00:04:27it work okay of course it works come on shake it up I already did come on will
00:04:48you we ain't got all day all right I'm coming jump in take him under the arms
00:04:56Louie but lovely flowers you shouldn't
00:05:01it seems like we're in a grave situation hey here put these clothes on you'll find some change in the
00:05:20pocket come on get out expected on that boat no I get seasick it's not a good idea but I want you to
00:05:44know I appreciate everything you did thanks a lot and don't wait up for me what are you tired of
00:05:48living you want to play it for laughs you go into show business our boss doesn't take no for an answer
00:05:54so you do as you're told or else
00:05:56so
00:06:00I don't know.
00:06:30I don't have any chips, so I put my money on the one that won, and that won, so I won.
00:06:57Now, if you don't mind me, I'd like to get my winnings, the client's never wrong, but that's for you, who would have ever thought, huh, my lucky day, huh, sucker, hi there, oh, what's this, polka, mind if I, oh, if I have a trump card, does that beat a royal flag?
00:07:27Where is he?
00:07:31The guy dealing at the polka table.
00:07:34Number four, last one.
00:07:36Imbassi!
00:07:37Faster, wrong bastard!
00:07:39He's the one up at the train.
00:07:43Train.
00:07:44Over your swimming.
00:07:46Your luck is very good.
00:07:47Yeah, well, you wouldn't have thought so if you'd see me this morning.
00:07:50Yeah, that makes 48,822 francs.
00:08:14I am Count Voladi, cash it at the Hotel de Paris.
00:08:17I'm very well known there.
00:08:20It's been a pleasure.
00:08:21Not for me, I'm afraid.
00:08:25Your luck, it appears, has been merveilleuse.
00:08:28Exceptional.
00:08:30How would this appeal to you, a last hand, winner take all?
00:08:39Be my guest.
00:08:43Shall I deal?
00:08:45He will deal.
00:08:46A little protection to make sure of the odds for the house.
00:09:07Cut.
00:09:08I trust you.
00:09:36I'll open.
00:09:3875,000.
00:09:41I'll see it.
00:09:46Me too.
00:09:47I'm out.
00:09:53Cards?
00:09:55One.
00:09:57Two.
00:10:00Cards?
00:10:01Cuatro cartes.
00:10:06Isn't drawing four all right?
00:10:07Certainly.
00:10:12Gracias.
00:10:13You're welcome.
00:10:16You're welcome.
00:10:26Who's back?
00:10:27All you have in front of you.
00:10:36Everything he calls.
00:10:41Very well.
00:10:42Four aces.
00:10:46All right.
00:10:49Me too.
00:10:59One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight.
00:11:01Fifty-fifty?
00:11:02No.
00:11:03I don't split with anyone.
00:11:04Huh?
00:11:13Let's see you play this for laughs.
00:11:14Not even dancing.
00:11:15Stop him!
00:11:16Stop him!
00:11:17Stop him!
00:11:18Stop him!
00:11:19Stop him.
00:11:27Stop him!
00:11:30Stop him!
00:12:32Thank you for the steak.
00:12:38For someone who's hungry, you're pretty.
00:12:40Do you always make jokes?
00:12:41Yeah.
00:12:42I've never met anyone like you before.
00:12:44Neither have I.
00:12:45Small world.
00:12:54What are we wasting time here for, huh?
00:13:02Where are you from?
00:13:09USA, Brooklyn.
00:13:11How come you speak French and Italian?
00:13:13I speak a little porcay, a little italiano.
00:13:17Whatever the car requires.
00:13:19A linguine.
00:13:21You need a linguine.
00:13:23Whatever.
00:13:29All right, whatever.
00:13:31Pay the man.
00:13:36Take the rest of mine off.
00:13:37Who's going to pay the fare?
00:13:39Count Valadier, Hotel of Maryland.
00:13:44You got identification on the room's 100 francs.
00:13:47You got no identification, it's 300 francs.
00:13:51How's rates for newlyweds, huh?
00:13:53Just check me.
00:13:55And add one of these, too.
00:13:57Another hundred.
00:13:57I always like to celebrate, with a little champagne.
00:14:08I bet you celebrate with minestrone.
00:14:13Ta-da.
00:14:27Let me have the bottle.
00:14:44You're terrific.
00:14:57So the champagne went to your head.
00:15:05Yeah.
00:15:06I made you a proposition.
00:15:10And I turn it down.
00:15:12I don't intend to work for a second-rate outfit.
00:15:16I wouldn't say that, mister, if I was you.
00:15:18I already did.
00:15:20With what I can pin on you,
00:15:22you'd end up spending the next ten years in jail.
00:15:25Attempted rape by an escaped convict on a young girl.
00:15:30The hotel is prepared to press charges.
00:15:33And these two will testify against you.
00:15:36This time, there's no way out.
00:15:40I suggest you decide to cooperate, Amico.
00:15:44Whatever I decide to do,
00:15:45how can I be sure you don't double-cross me?
00:15:47You can't be.
00:15:49That's what I thought.
00:15:50You're going back to the embarkation camp for Devil's Island.
00:15:52Either you're going alone, or I'll have you sent there.
00:15:56Yeah, sounds like fun.
00:15:57You will arrange an escape.
00:15:59But with a difference.
00:16:00Bring our friend.
00:16:01Who's that?
00:16:02His name's Philip Bang.
00:16:04I think that should ring a bell.
00:16:07Bang?
00:16:08Bang the maestro?
00:16:09In person.
00:16:11It does ring a bell.
00:16:12It was right there at the top.
00:16:14Yeah.
00:16:15One moment.
00:16:16I'll go on one condition.
00:16:21Does this pistol fire those soft-nosed bullets that explode on contact?
00:16:25Right on the nose.
00:16:26Cuckoo, cuckoo, cuckoo, cuckoo.
00:16:44Ooh.
00:16:46Made in Switzerland.
00:16:48You like it, Father?
00:16:49Yes.
00:16:49I've been praying for a father.
00:16:59Tell me, Father, how can a lost sheep return to the fold if God's shepherd abandons him?
00:17:04You see, ever since I was very young, I've always wanted to understand the scripture.
00:17:08Beep, beep.
00:17:24Meep.
00:17:42Morning, Father.
00:17:43How are you? I'm Father Alcest.
00:17:45Oh, what happened to the chap?
00:17:47Oh, he's doing his annual penance,
00:17:50horseshit and ashes, no broads.
00:17:52But don't worry, he'll survive.
00:17:54Hmm.
00:17:57What's in those boxes?
00:17:58Oh, for the orphanage.
00:18:01This as well.
00:18:02I wonder if you'd mind looking after it while I'm inside.
00:18:05I wouldn't want to tap the inmates.
00:18:11Cuckoo clock.
00:18:15When the bird comes out, can you hear it?
00:18:16Oh, yes.
00:18:20Go ahead.
00:18:24Whoa.
00:18:27Whoa.
00:18:32Oh, my God.
00:18:38Oh, my God.
00:18:46You.
00:18:47I have to confer with a warden, if you don't mind.
00:18:57He's at his office, Father.
00:19:01Wes, you have to go to the warden, if you don't mind.
00:19:05He's at his office, Father.
00:19:08I have to confer with a warden, if you don't mind.
00:19:12He's at his office, Father.
00:19:16Wes, you...
00:19:21Come in.
00:19:24And who are you?
00:19:26I'm the new warden.
00:19:28Are you sure?
00:19:29Of course.
00:19:30Just like to know who I'm addressing, that's all.
00:19:33I have some information for the warden's ears only.
00:19:40Sorry, but I haven't understood a word.
00:19:42A mass escape being organized at any moment.
00:19:45You understand me now?
00:19:47Two years ago, a very clever Italian managed to escape by finding his way into the sewers.
00:19:52Uh, knock down this wall, I'll prove it.
00:19:54Knock down this wall.
00:19:55Take that way.
00:19:57Hello.
00:19:58All right, knock it down, knock it down.
00:20:00Come along, give him a hand, give him a hand.
00:20:03Hey.
00:20:04We're wasting time.
00:20:05Faster.
00:20:06You see that hole?
00:20:07What'd I tell you?
00:20:08Incredible, incredible.
00:20:09I want some more light on the scene.
00:20:10Keep going.
00:20:11That's a spirit, knock it down.
00:20:12What time would it be?
00:20:13I don't have my watch.
00:20:14Well, what if you did have it?
00:20:15Uh...
00:20:16Don't stop.
00:20:17It's not big enough yet.
00:20:18Come on.
00:20:19Hurry up.
00:20:20Minus nine...
00:20:21Minus eight.
00:20:23Minus seven.
00:20:26Minus six.
00:20:27Minus five.
00:20:28Minus four.
00:20:29Minus three.
00:20:31Minus five.
00:20:32Minus four.
00:20:33Minus three.
00:20:34Minus seven.
00:20:35Minus six, minus five.
00:20:37Minus four.
00:20:39Minus three.
00:20:40That's the roses.
00:20:41Yeah.
00:20:42Minus four.
00:20:43Minus three.
00:20:44Minus two.
00:20:45Minus one.
00:20:49Say boom.
00:20:50Boom.
00:21:00Horton, there's been an explosion at the main gate.
00:21:02Explosion!
00:21:03Mass escape!
00:21:04Hurry before it's too late!
00:21:05Get outside!
00:21:06You're the main gate!
00:21:07You stay here and guard the hole!
00:21:08Sound the alarm!
00:21:09Sound the alarm!
00:21:10Cops!
00:21:11That's who you are!
00:21:12No wonder I recognize you!
00:21:13Oh, senor and me!
00:21:14Always find out who I am!
00:21:15What am I gonna do?
00:21:26Pack your bags.
00:21:27We're leaving.
00:21:28Remember me, huh?
00:21:29The toilet on the train.
00:21:31Oh, diomio.
00:21:32I can't open it.
00:21:33Hey, stupid.
00:21:35You got the wrong keys.
00:21:37I got the wrong key.
00:21:38I got the wrong key.
00:21:39Wrong key.
00:21:40Wrong key.
00:21:41Wrong key.
00:21:42Wrong key.
00:21:43Wrong key.
00:21:44Here we are.
00:21:45This one's right.
00:21:46Yeah.
00:21:47Here, open it.
00:21:48Follow me.
00:21:49Come on, hurry!
00:21:50Hurry!
00:21:52No, I don't trust you.
00:21:54What do you want?
00:21:55References?
00:21:56Hurry up.
00:21:57We haven't got all that.
00:21:58Oh, God.
00:21:59Look, if you don't get into that sewer,
00:22:00I'm gonna kick your ass all the way down it.
00:22:02Capisce?
00:22:04I have a violent Latin temperament.
00:22:06Oh, look.
00:22:07No muscle, huh?
00:22:16You won't get far without me.
00:22:17I'm the brains.
00:22:20Hey, wait.
00:22:21I don't think there are people prepared to lay out 40,000 francs from springing a chicken.
00:22:3140,000?
00:22:32Yeah.
00:22:33Didn't smell this bad last time.
00:22:39Must be a lower class of convict these days.
00:22:42Hey, don't push. We're out.
00:22:44Come on.
00:22:45Out of the sewer into the garbage dump.
00:22:47This way.
00:22:58Come on.
00:23:05You crank.
00:23:06I'll steer.
00:23:07Oh, wrong way.
00:23:09Let's go.
00:23:10Let's go.
00:23:11Hey, are we escaping or not?
00:23:14You can steer later.
00:23:22Do you get a move on?
00:23:24Take it easy.
00:23:25Take it easy.
00:23:34Got a cigarette?
00:23:35Yeah, somewhere.
00:23:36What do you mean cigarette?
00:23:38Here, hurry up and get into these clothes.
00:23:41What did they tell you to do?
00:23:42Exactly.
00:23:43Get in jail?
00:23:44Spring Phillip Bang.
00:23:45Phillip Bang?
00:23:46Have you made a blunder?
00:23:47I'm not Phillip Bang.
00:23:48No.
00:23:49No.
00:23:50No.
00:23:51Look at my face.
00:23:52Do I look like a guy?
00:23:53named Phillip Bang?
00:23:54No.
00:23:55No.
00:23:56No.
00:23:57You're not Phillip Bang.
00:23:58I'm sorry, pal.
00:23:59Son of a bitch.
00:24:00You're not Phillip Bang.
00:24:01You're not Phillip Bang.
00:24:02You're not Phillip Bang.
00:24:03I'm sorry, pal.
00:24:04Son of a bitch.
00:24:05They're gonna blow off my butt.
00:24:06Right jail, right place.
00:24:07Guy's wrong.
00:24:08What do I do now, huh?
00:24:09Go back and apologize?
00:24:10What do I do now, huh?
00:24:11Go back and apologize?
00:24:12No.
00:24:13You're not Phillip Bang.
00:24:14You're not Phillip Bang.
00:24:15ty.
00:24:16I'm sorry, pal.
00:24:24Son of a bitch.
00:24:25They're gonna blow off my butt.
00:24:29Right jail, right place.
00:24:31Guy's wrong.
00:24:32What I do now, huh?
00:24:33Go back and apologize?
00:24:34That's your problem, pal.
00:24:39I'm sorry, really.
00:24:40I don't know what to do with him.
00:24:49What are you going to do?
00:24:50Philip Bang was my cellmate.
00:24:53They sent him to Cahan.
00:24:55He was a really bad guy.
00:25:10Wait a minute, this guy Bang, how tall is he?
00:25:15More or less like me.
00:25:18How old is he?
00:25:21More or less my age.
00:25:25I won't get him, but they'll get someone like him.
00:25:28Come on, let's go. We can do the deal anyway.
00:25:31Al, you're intrigued me.
00:25:33Yeah, I'm gonna sting him.
00:25:35Are you good?
00:25:36Ain't nothing better.
00:25:38What's your name?
00:25:39Felix.
00:25:40You'll never be famous with a name like that.
00:25:42Time will tell.
00:25:43I hate beginners.
00:25:45Listen, you don't watch it.
00:25:49You're gonna get a punch in the mouth.
00:25:51But since you're bigger than me, I'm prepared to forgive you.
00:25:53Come on, let's go.
00:25:54Stick with me, pal. I'll teach you the business.
00:26:09Now watch real close, and you might learn something.
00:26:13Okay?
00:26:14I'll watch.
00:26:15Where is he?
00:26:16Where is he?
00:26:17In the jalopy.
00:26:18You might learn something.
00:26:19Okay?
00:26:20I'll watch.
00:26:22Where is he?
00:26:23In the jalopy.
00:26:25It's a shame you wouldn't recognize him.
00:26:28What, he's sick?
00:26:29He ain't the fella used to be.
00:26:30Practically a head case.
00:26:31A cabbage.
00:26:32Prison really took it out of him.
00:26:33Prison really took it out of him.
00:26:35You'll have me crying.
00:26:37Now I like a Pandora.
00:27:03the cash you brought it with you the agreement was i get the 40 000 on delivery
00:27:22that's funny a wise guy get the money up
00:27:33yes that's him
00:28:03hey what's that get after him wait for me
00:28:23don't let him get away
00:28:33don't come in here stay out
00:28:55what's what i do drive through it
00:29:03where are we don't say anything that's what happens when you don't listen
00:29:11maybe we should have opened that door first oh shut up
00:29:33so
00:29:39You're out of gas.
00:30:03Stupid!
00:30:04You want a ride?
00:30:06There he is!
00:30:08Are you all right?
00:30:15You know, you're too nervous.
00:30:19In case you hadn't noticed, I was being chased and shot at.
00:30:22I always say, when things get really bad, they can only get worse.
00:30:27Here.
00:30:28You know, there's something you really ought to know about me.
00:30:33That's my right.
00:30:35So I see.
00:30:38And, pal, that's my left.
00:30:41Let's talk business.
00:30:43Next time I'll knock you out cold.
00:30:45What do you want from me?
00:30:48It's a double-cross first, and next my life's being saved.
00:30:51I may be able to use you.
00:30:53I may be able to use you.
00:30:55Okay.
00:30:56Oh, yeah.
00:30:57I'll hold the loot.
00:30:59It means you'll screw me.
00:31:00The deal's off.
00:31:05I've decided I can get along without you.
00:31:08Boy, you're missing a great opportunity.
00:31:11Oh, yeah?
00:31:12Well, first, I want my money.
00:31:16Okay.
00:31:20Here.
00:31:23You can wipe your ass with that.
00:31:28Here.
00:31:29I'll show you, pal.
00:31:30This stuff is counterfeit.
00:31:35What are you doing?
00:31:36It's fake.
00:31:37It's funny.
00:31:38Hey, my money.
00:31:39It's fake.
00:31:40What are you doing?
00:31:41It's funny, you dope.
00:31:42Look, Belle Duke is a specialist at this kind of fraud.
00:31:45How do you think she became so rich?
00:31:47She screwed half the world.
00:31:50Only one guy has ever outsmarted her.
00:32:11I suppose it's Philip Bang you're talking about.
00:32:13You sting Belle Duke?
00:32:14You got it.
00:32:15So now she wants him back to even his score.
00:32:20He's an artist.
00:32:22The best in his field.
00:32:27Just my luck to be stuck with you.
00:32:29Yep, it's a shame.
00:32:33I could have helped him out.
00:32:34Help him?
00:32:38You mean, screw him, huh?
00:32:40No, boy.
00:32:43He's too smart for you.
00:32:49Would have been a battle of wits.
00:32:54The first thing we gotta do is get you some new clothes.
00:32:56That's my problem.
00:32:59I'm not gonna be seen out with you dressed like that.
00:33:01That's not your problem.
00:33:03You take care of your aunt.
00:33:08You got a gig?
00:33:09Small change.
00:33:10Just pocket money.
00:33:15Maybe a hundred thousand.
00:33:23How do we get it?
00:33:24In twenty piles of tens?
00:33:25Or ten piles of twenties?
00:33:26What, are you gonna ask for a bank loan?
00:33:29You say you're a con man?
00:33:32A magician?
00:33:34Well, let's see you perform.
00:33:37You hang around me, you get a free education.
00:33:41I'll be around.
00:33:42I can't think small.
00:33:44Big numbers.
00:33:46Big ideas.
00:33:49That's yours, Trumi.
00:33:51I'm the greatest.
00:33:53Don't break it.
00:33:55We'll be one short for breakfast.
00:33:58Quite remarkable.
00:33:59Well, looks good.
00:34:00Very good fit.
00:34:02May I help you, sir?
00:34:03Hi, how do you do?
00:34:04I'm looking for a complete outfit.
00:34:07A spats, a shirt, a tie, and of course, a suit.
00:34:16I don't think there's a model to do you credit.
00:34:18Don't worry.
00:34:19I'll take care of my own cut.
00:34:23Perhaps something off the rack here.
00:34:29Nice, grey, flannel stripe, classic.
00:34:33Is this, pardon me, is this English?
00:34:36Of course, sir.
00:34:37But it is a rather expensive suit, sir.
00:34:40Well, of course.
00:34:42Do you have a dressing room, by any chance?
00:34:46That way, sir.
00:34:47Oh, if you'd be so kind, I'd like a brush.
00:34:51A brush, sir?
00:34:52Yes, a shaving brush.
00:34:54Yes, sir.
00:34:56And, of course, a razor.
00:34:59A razor, sir?
00:35:00Yes.
00:35:02Jean-Claude, a brush and a razor.
00:35:04Come along, come along.
00:35:05The gentleman wants a shave.
00:35:08Good day.
00:35:10The sofa will be around to pick it up tomorrow.
00:35:11Of course, Your Excellency, of course.
00:35:12You have anything in felt?
00:35:13Not in felt, sir.
00:35:14But we do have a wide range of materials.
00:35:15There's something sober.
00:35:16You know, grey and serious.
00:35:17Yes, sir.
00:35:18For a suit with matching top?
00:35:19No, no.
00:35:20I need some panties for my aunt.
00:35:21No, I'm sorry, sir.
00:35:22I think there's been a misunderstanding.
00:35:23We'll tell as a gentleman with very exclusive customers.
00:35:25Well, that's the point.
00:35:26I want my aunt to have the very best.
00:35:27But she's a lady.
00:35:28Only because she was born a girl.
00:35:31After you, sir.
00:35:32Not bad.
00:35:33Wait, quarantine?
00:35:34Oh, dear old boy.
00:35:36Well, would you look who's here?
00:35:38It's only a lady.
00:35:39I've got a girl.
00:35:40You see her.
00:35:41I'm sorry.
00:35:42I've got a girl.
00:35:43I'm sorry.
00:35:44I'm sorry.
00:35:45I'm sorry.
00:35:46I'm sorry, sir.
00:35:47I think there's been a misunderstanding.
00:35:48We're telling us a gentleman with very exclusive customers.
00:35:49Well, that's the point.
00:35:50I want my aunt to have the very best.
00:35:51But she's a lady.
00:35:52Only because she was born a girl.
00:35:53Well, would you look who's here?
00:35:55So you're finally out of the leprosy colony, huh?
00:35:58Yes, of course.
00:36:01And you're cured.
00:36:03It's incurable.
00:36:05But they wouldn't release you then.
00:36:06I escaped.
00:36:07You escaped? The man escaped.
00:36:09If a leprosy case is found here in the Maison, you're out of business.
00:36:12I say this is really a lovely fit.
00:36:15I'd like to pay the bill, please.
00:36:17Oh, no, no, just go away. Compliments of the house.
00:36:19No, I couldn't accept that.
00:36:21Now, now, if you would please...
00:36:23You're standing on my foot. You're standing on my foot.
00:36:25You're standing on my foot.
00:36:27No, thank you.
00:36:29Good morning.
00:36:31By the way, my clothes, you can burn them.
00:36:35And I really don't know how to thank you.
00:36:51I'm looking for something important for a...
00:37:09A wife, a wife.
00:37:11A...
00:37:13A beer day.
00:37:15Happy beer day to you.
00:37:17Ah, ah, many happier chance.
00:37:21I have just a thing for that.
00:37:23I'll just put these away and then I'll show you something really exciting.
00:37:26Ah, good.
00:37:27This brooch is unique.
00:37:29A boat out of diamonds.
00:37:31Mounted on...
00:37:32Ah, I like, I like.
00:37:34Please excuse the fun, but it's a real jewel.
00:37:38Ah, diamonds.
00:37:39Diamonds.
00:37:40Diamonds.
00:37:41Then, of course, the price is not in everyone's reach.
00:37:43Oh, price is not important.
00:37:45Oh, no?
00:37:46Well, in that case...
00:37:47I like, ah, diamonds.
00:37:49Yes, diamonds, diamonds.
00:37:50I'll be with you, Sam, just a minute.
00:37:52Ah, you sorry?
00:37:53Yes, if you'll wait just a minute.
00:37:54I'll offer you the sweetest deal you can have, friend.
00:37:56Here you see me carrying a bolt of fine English cloth, which I have prepared to par with at the lesson.
00:38:02No, I'm not interested.
00:38:03Please, listen.
00:38:04No, please, I have a customer.
00:38:05I, I buy.
00:38:06I, four yards.
00:38:07I buy.
00:38:08Oh, I'm so sorry, but...
00:38:09No.
00:38:10I only sell the stuff by the boat.
00:38:11Besides, it's already promised to the jeweler.
00:38:13To me, no, you didn't promise me anything.
00:38:14What do you mean?
00:38:15Don't you run a business?
00:38:16Why, yes, I run a business.
00:38:17Well, that makes two of us.
00:38:18You buy from me, I buy from you.
00:38:19But this is a very expensive brooch.
00:38:21What's it cost?
00:38:22A hundred thousand frames.
00:38:23A hundred thousand for a brooch?
00:38:24Yes.
00:38:25The wholesale price of this cloth is a hundred and ten.
00:38:27Only because I like you, I'm going to give it to you at a discount.
00:38:29Let's make it an even hundred.
00:38:30Who?
00:38:31Don't worry.
00:38:32There'll be no extra charge for you.
00:38:33Now, here we are.
00:38:34You give me the brooch.
00:38:35The cloth is yours.
00:38:36It's enough there for a suit, a couple of bare pajamas.
00:38:37It's a crime.
00:38:38Oh, oh.
00:38:39Stop him.
00:38:40Stop him.
00:38:41Stop him.
00:38:42Stop him.
00:38:43Stop him.
00:38:44Get away.
00:38:45Stop him.
00:38:46Stop him.
00:38:47Oh.
00:38:48I saved brooch.
00:38:50I saved Pete.
00:38:51Look.
00:38:52I saved Pete.
00:38:53Oh, thank you.
00:38:54Sir, you were really heroic.
00:38:55What can I do to express my gratitude?
00:38:58Please call taxi.
00:38:59I think arm.
00:39:01Ah.
00:39:02Bro.
00:39:03Oh.
00:39:04Bro.
00:39:05Oh.
00:39:06Oh.
00:39:07Oh.
00:39:08It's you.
00:39:09What a pleasure to see you again.
00:39:10Do come in.
00:39:11Oh.
00:39:12Oh, no, no.
00:39:13It's nothing.
00:39:14Bring the gentleman a large cognac, Maurice.
00:39:15There you are.
00:39:16Oh, Mauricio.
00:39:18Oh.
00:39:19Oh.
00:39:20Oh.
00:39:21Oh, no, no.
00:39:22It's nothing.
00:39:23Bring the gentleman a large cognac, Maurice.
00:39:24There you are.
00:39:25Oh, Mauricio.
00:39:27Oh.
00:39:28I've come to buy bean for birte and souvenirs.
00:39:32Ah.
00:39:33The brood.
00:39:34Yes, of course.
00:39:35Here we are.
00:39:36Here we are.
00:39:37Oh.
00:39:38Look at this.
00:39:39The brood.
00:39:40It's good.
00:39:41It's beautiful.
00:39:42Tell me how much?
00:39:43Uh, well, um, with what happened, I, um, I'd hardly charge you the full amount.
00:39:50Um, 80 would be right.
00:39:52Oh, it's nothing.
00:39:54Of course you will take check, huh?
00:39:56Well, if you must know, I, um, I don't usually like to accept, but in your case...
00:40:01Oh, no, no.
00:40:02Make no, make no exceptions.
00:40:05There are too many crooks.
00:40:07Never problema.
00:40:08I will send chauffeur for the money.
00:40:10I must write letter to my wife.
00:40:12Why, yes, of course.
00:40:15Here.
00:40:16Use my pen.
00:40:21Uh.
00:40:22Hmm.
00:40:24Will you please write for me?
00:40:26Oh, yes.
00:40:27It will be a pleasure.
00:40:28And, uh, what shall I write?
00:40:29Oh, the guy.
00:40:30Done.
00:40:31Darling.
00:40:33Please give new chauffeur 80,000 francs.
00:40:3780,000 francs.
00:40:38For big surprise for you.
00:40:41For you.
00:40:44Right.
00:40:45Right nice, huh?
00:40:46Uh, hogs and kisses.
00:40:48No, no, no.
00:40:49Hogs and kisses.
00:40:50How do you sign when you write letters to your wife?
00:40:54Sweet pussycat.
00:40:55Sweet pussycat.
00:40:56No.
00:40:57Sweet pussycat.
00:40:58I like, I like sign.
00:40:59Sweet pussycat.
00:41:00Sweet pussycat.
00:41:01Yeah.
00:41:02Sweet pussycat.
00:41:03Yeah.
00:41:04Yeah.
00:41:05Sweet pussycat.
00:41:06Ah, Pierre.
00:41:07Sign... Pierre.
00:41:08That's also my name, Pierre.
00:41:09No.
00:41:10Ah, tovarech.
00:41:11Oh, fussycat.
00:41:12Oh, fussycat.
00:41:13Oh, fussycat.
00:41:14Oh, fussycat.
00:41:15No.
00:41:16No.
00:41:17Ah, tovarech.
00:41:18Oh, fussycat.
00:41:19Oh, fussycat.
00:41:20Abdullah.
00:41:21Oh, fussycat.
00:41:22Oh, fussycat.
00:41:23Abdullah.
00:41:24Oh, what do you wanna wanna eat?
00:41:35Ah, it was easy.
00:41:36I just said I was the jeweler's new chauffeur.
00:41:38She read, sweet pussycat.
00:41:40Big surprise for you.
00:41:42Signed, Pierre.
00:41:44She didn't only give me the 80,000.
00:41:46She gave me an extra thousand and a shopping list.
00:41:48I should wear black more often.
00:41:50Yeah, yeah.
00:41:51But now it's all over the papers.
00:41:52What now, wise guy?
00:41:56Felix has got it all figured out.
00:41:58In there, we are gonna find ourselves a sucker.
00:42:01Now listen carefully.
00:42:10Fait vos jeux, mesdames et messieurs.
00:42:12Fait vos jeux, s'il vous plaît.
00:42:14Fait vos jeux.
00:42:15He!
00:42:16Oh, tovarech!
00:42:17He's on his way.
00:42:18Be sure to get it home.
00:42:20Well done.
00:42:21Fait vos jeux.
00:42:22C'est le vincent.
00:42:24Fait vos déchets.
00:42:26Fait vos déchets.
00:42:27He's no longer than me.
00:42:28D'où?
00:42:29Oh, my God!
00:42:31You know what we want to offer!
00:42:33It's wonderful!
00:42:35Oh, my God!
00:42:37Oh, my God!
00:42:39Oh, thank you everyone!
00:42:41You're all wrong, please!
00:42:43Faites vos jeux!
00:42:45Oh, my God!
00:42:47You're fantastic!
00:42:49I knew there was a good reason for marrying you!
00:42:51I'm afraid you think who said 13 was unlucky?
00:42:53It's Friday, too!
00:42:55We'll take it all in money!
00:42:57Oh, my little horse!
00:42:59I didn't even walk on the ladder with her!
00:43:01The man who broke the bank at Monte Carlo!
00:43:03Mustn't spend another once!
00:43:05Oh, Freddy! Just a teeny-weeny little present!
00:43:07You'll invest in bonds! Stop it!
00:43:09Ma'am, excuse me!
00:43:11This must be yours!
00:43:15Oh, it's mine!
00:43:17Oh, you mean that? Yeah, a pen!
00:43:19Recognize it?
00:43:21She must have dropped it while you were cashing in your chips.
00:43:27Now, that's class!
00:43:29But you don't really think that this...
00:43:30Oh, Freddy!
00:43:31And it was your present!
00:43:32How could you forget already?
00:43:33Give the man a tip!
00:43:35Give him a tip!
00:43:36Give the man a tip!
00:43:37Freddy reward his honesty!
00:43:38You've been very kind, thank you!
00:43:39I don't want a reward!
00:43:40Take it! Take it!
00:43:41I just said no!
00:43:42Nobody buys my honesty!
00:43:43But you can rent it!
00:43:45Let's go, please!
00:43:46Thank you!
00:43:47Oh, Freddy!
00:43:48It must be worth a fortune!
00:43:49How I knew it was mine!
00:43:50I just don't know!
00:43:51Now, last a second!
00:43:52Inspector Snatch!
00:43:53Of the Beaver Squad!
00:43:54What's going on?
00:43:55We're looking for a small-time crook who's passing out counterfeit money!
00:43:58Will you come quietly?
00:43:59Come along and stay!
00:44:00I don't understand!
00:44:01What have we done?
00:44:02Where are we going?
00:44:03Quiet, lady!
00:44:04I just want to ask a couple questions!
00:44:05I don't want to go to prison!
00:44:06Inspector, I'm innocent, I swear!
00:44:07You shut up!
00:44:08Now, tell me!
00:44:09Did you give him this?
00:44:10Me?
00:44:11I never saw him before in my life!
00:44:12What the hell are you trying to say?
00:44:13Then I don't know you from Adam!
00:44:14You mean you're calling me a liar?
00:44:15Is that what you're trying to say, huh?
00:44:16Yes, I didn't work!
00:44:17You're gonna slap me in the face!
00:44:18Oh, my hero!
00:44:19Here come for you!
00:44:20Well, if she married somebody else, you wouldn't be a liar!
00:44:21Shut up!
00:44:22If nobody hits me or gets away with it, move away!
00:44:23No!
00:44:24Let that be a warning to you!
00:44:25No!
00:44:26No!
00:44:27No!
00:44:28No!
00:44:29No!
00:44:30No!
00:44:31No!
00:44:32No!
00:44:33No!
00:44:34No!
00:44:35No!
00:44:36No!
00:44:37No!
00:44:38No!
00:44:39No!
00:44:40No!
00:44:41No!
00:44:42What?
00:44:43What pin?
00:44:44That one right there!
00:44:45Let me see that pin, lady!
00:44:47Aha!
00:44:48Aha!
00:44:49Aha!
00:44:50Aha!
00:44:51Aha!
00:44:52A stolen pin!
00:44:53All right, all under arrest!
00:44:55For theft and fraud!
00:44:56Get over there!
00:44:57All right!
00:44:58No!
00:44:59Don't get him mad!
00:45:00He's got a mean streak!
00:45:01Inspector!
00:45:02Huh?
00:45:03What is that, huh?
00:45:04Oh, yeah!
00:45:05Okay, baby!
00:45:06Where do you keep the weapons?
00:45:07No!
00:45:08No weapons!
00:45:09And you, pal!
00:45:10What about you?
00:45:11Oh!
00:45:12What have we got here, huh?
00:45:13Oh!
00:45:14Lots of...
00:45:15Lots of false money!
00:45:16Turn around, turn around!
00:45:17Where is it?
00:45:18Oh, ho, ho!
00:45:19Ha, ha, ha, ha!
00:45:20And where did you get all this false money?
00:45:21Where is it?
00:45:22Where is it?
00:45:23Where is it?
00:45:24Where is it?
00:45:25Where is it?
00:45:26Oh, ho, ho!
00:45:27Ha, ha, ha, ha!
00:45:28And where did you get all this false money?
00:45:31Here at the casino!
00:45:32We won it!
00:45:33At roulette!
00:45:34Oh, you won it at roulette!
00:45:35Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!
00:45:36Wanted at roulette, huh?
00:45:37Yeah!
00:45:38What number?
00:45:39Th...
00:45:40Thirteen...
00:45:41Three times!
00:45:42Thirteen?
00:45:43Three times!
00:45:44Shut up!
00:45:45Yeah, and that pin, I suppose, she won that in a...
00:45:47But it's not her...
00:45:48You won that pin, lady.
00:45:49Inspector!
00:45:50Give it after you.
00:45:51Inspector!
00:45:52You're all under arrest!
00:45:53If that money's yours, you'll get it back.
00:45:55All right, don't move.
00:45:56We're not going to jail, are we?
00:45:57Sergeant!
00:45:58Use the phone in the lobby and, uh...
00:46:00Call the paddy wagon.
00:46:02Yeah, and, uh...
00:46:03Stick around.
00:46:04You have to drive me back to headquarters when I'm...
00:46:06Finished here.
00:46:07Nobody moves.
00:46:09What do we do?
00:46:11Shhh!
00:46:12Shhh!
00:46:21Go on, go on, go on!
00:46:22Get out!
00:46:23Get out!
00:46:24Get out!
00:46:25Go on, go on!
00:46:26Get out!
00:46:27Get out!
00:46:36Tio Mio!
00:46:41Don't tell me you've been bottled!
00:46:42The money.
00:46:43Quick.
00:46:44The money!
00:46:45There it goes!
00:46:46Cut the money.
00:46:47Sorry.
00:46:48Please, cut the money.
00:46:49Please, cut the money.
00:47:16Turn the money.
00:47:17Don't tell me.
00:47:18Move!
00:47:19Leave it!
00:47:20Go on!
00:47:22I need to get out!
00:47:23I need to get out!
00:47:25Get out of here!
00:47:26It's four times!
00:47:27You, I need to get out!
00:47:29You're ready!
00:47:30I need to get out!
00:47:31You're ready!
00:47:32Oh, you got to get out!
00:47:33Oh, you're ready?
00:47:34Hey, you're ready!
00:47:35Oh, you're ready!
00:47:36Oh, you're ready!
00:47:37I'm ready!
00:47:38Hey, I need to get out!
00:47:39you little bottle breaker no one puts it over me twice now cough up the cash you or i'll spank
00:47:52your black blue and beat it out don't push me i've already hit one girl today let go of me
00:47:57now look sweetheart better you give it to me easier i'll search every inch of your body
00:48:01you're going right past it
00:48:09a little more to the left
00:48:13hold it feeling shame on you picking on a poor defenseless little girl
00:48:22what poor defenseless little girl she's worse than which statue's doing her talking the statue
00:48:27of truth and justice give her back the money
00:48:31i don't think it's bad do you papa
00:48:38hey hey no wait
00:48:41which piece of stone she calling papa that's right pal
00:48:45papa papa
00:48:48are you saying that that little
00:48:52you're not saying that that little sweetheart's
00:48:56philip bang's daughter
00:48:56and you
00:48:58lay off her
00:48:59yeah i knew you were bang
00:49:01only you could bring a double-crossing little criminal like
00:49:04watch what you say it's not true charlotte's no criminal she's just giving me a hand right
00:49:11now how about a worker for bell duke
00:49:14see she had to in order to help me to escape understand all i understand is that i've been
00:49:23i'm going to give you one more chance
00:49:25look pal you win some and you lose some i'm going to give you one more chance
00:49:30will you wait a second and let me explain
00:49:33look i'm proposing we work together i think you've got talent
00:49:37the only thing you're lacking is style look i'll tell you what i'm willing to take you
00:49:44on as a protege what do you say pal well let me tell you pal i'll find a way to get rich
00:49:50marvelous frankie
00:50:00you make me feel so young
00:50:09even though we're just strangers
00:50:12in the night
00:50:13all the night's work
00:50:18oh frankie you promised me
00:50:24that's when we meet in paris
00:50:26al i'm worried about your future
00:50:41you're going to be a two-bit gigolo for the rest of your life
00:50:44what kind of a gambler are you
00:50:46you play one hand you lose and you quit
00:50:48now's the time to double the stakes
00:50:50any jerk can play a full house
00:50:53a con man a gambler knows the thrill
00:50:55of a bluff
00:50:57to make the other guy think you've got a full house
00:51:00when you're holding a pair of deuces
00:51:02you know right now i'm involved in the game
00:51:06and i'm gonna let them see
00:51:07i've got a pair of deuces and you know what
00:51:10i'm gonna win
00:51:13you wanna stick around and play
00:51:17even steven
00:51:1950 50 in theory
00:51:23in theory
00:51:25doesn't sound so good
00:51:27i'll tell you what
00:51:30if you can outsmite me
00:51:32you're welcome
00:51:34see this
00:51:54all this
00:51:55it's mine
00:51:58where's the pair of deuces it looks like a full house
00:52:10this is it
00:52:11you mean you've sunk my future in this stinking hole
00:52:15from this stinking hole
00:52:17i will make
00:52:18a fortune
00:52:19we're going in the canned frog business
00:52:24my god
00:52:27there's oil here
00:52:28not a drop
00:52:30gold
00:52:32no there's nothing
00:52:33look you're trying to say
00:52:36we're gonna make a fortune
00:52:37out of this dump you got
00:52:39this swamp ain't in order
00:52:40so now what's the gimmick
00:52:41look boy when you're bluffing
00:52:42doesn't matter what you have
00:52:43just make the other guy think you've got it
00:52:45you understand
00:52:46yeah
00:52:48did you ever hear of the nibelungans
00:52:53huh
00:52:55a great tribe of warriors
00:52:57navigators
00:52:59artists
00:52:59rich in treasure
00:53:01which they carried with them
00:53:04wherever they went
00:53:06they crossed the rhone
00:53:08they came through france
00:53:10they came over that hill
00:53:13and they saw
00:53:15this magnificent valley
00:53:17and they decided
00:53:19to settle down here
00:53:20and build
00:53:22a fantastic
00:53:24necropolis right here
00:53:26in that swamp
00:53:28they buried their treasure
00:53:30you mean that under
00:53:34under where we're standing
00:53:36that's full of libanugi treasure
00:53:38boy I'm staking a claim
00:53:41where can I buy a shovel
00:53:43is it true
00:53:45we're rich
00:53:45now it's not true
00:53:48but it could be true
00:53:49see ya
00:53:54look
00:53:58to make a miracle
00:53:59you've got to believe in the miracle
00:54:01wait a minute
00:54:02wait a minute
00:54:03look
00:54:04look
00:54:05here comes
00:54:06here comes the miracle now
00:54:07look at it
00:54:07see here's the miracle now
00:54:14hey
00:54:15just in time boys
00:54:21nice to see you
00:54:23yes Michael
00:54:24hey boss
00:54:25we brought everything you asked
00:54:26but what are we doing
00:54:26come on boss
00:54:27tell us what's doing
00:54:28this time boys
00:54:30we're making history
00:54:31the greatest archaeological discovery
00:54:33of all time
00:54:34Siegfried's tomb
00:54:36no one's gonna fall for this
00:54:43we're all crazy
00:54:44the more impossible
00:54:45the more believable
00:54:47right
00:54:47well why'd you dig the hole
00:54:50so close to the water
00:54:51it's dangerous
00:54:51I have my reasons
00:54:52when Philip Bank does something
00:54:54he has his reasons
00:54:54right
00:54:55right
00:54:55who's that
00:54:57Greco
00:54:58there's no sucker sucker
00:55:00enough to fall for this
00:55:01hey look who's here
00:55:04hiya baby
00:55:09hiya papa
00:55:10did you get it
00:55:11yes and it's all in the trunk
00:55:12great
00:55:13but we've got to get everything
00:55:14back to the museum
00:55:15before they finish restoring
00:55:16hi
00:55:19you want to see how our money's invested
00:55:22beautiful
00:55:24and now we come to the most important item on this morning's program
00:55:28here we have a rare archaeological find
00:55:30the Nibelungen statuette in bronze
00:55:33an authentic relic from the 3rd century AD
00:55:35and one of the few works of art
00:55:38attributable to that particular period
00:55:40according to the great german archaeologist
00:55:42the most interesting
00:55:45we should bid
00:55:47the bidding will start at 26,000 francs
00:55:51who will give me 30
00:55:53thank you madame
00:55:5430
00:55:5535
00:55:5540
00:55:5645
00:55:57who will give me 50
00:55:58thank you sir
00:55:5960,000
00:56:00very good madame
00:56:01who will give me 5
00:56:02100,000
00:56:03100,000
00:56:04a price that reflects the true value of this rare masterpiece
00:56:08do I have any more bids
00:56:10a ridiculous price it can't be worth that money
00:56:13no
00:56:14so
00:56:15100,000 francs
00:56:16and that ladies and gentlemen closes our auction for today
00:56:18tomorrow we are offering a selection of coins and stamps from the
00:56:21my card
00:56:22I'll tell the Marie
00:56:23the check will be waiting for you
00:56:24thank you
00:56:24thank you very much
00:56:25into the straw
00:56:27allow me to introduce myself
00:56:29Count Falladier
00:56:30I'm sorry madame
00:56:31I know that you're a dedicated serious collector
00:56:33but you see
00:56:34I have a passion for pieces of this period
00:56:36as a matter of fact
00:56:37if you should ever run across anything of this sort
00:56:39I would pay you handsomely for it
00:56:41don't worry
00:56:41you shall
00:56:42please feel free to come and join me on my boat
00:56:46my pleasure
00:56:47anytime
00:56:48Mike I thought you were great
00:57:02just great
00:57:03I thought it was my best performance
00:57:05I'll get carried away
00:57:06it was a fur to solder
00:57:07Découverte, oncologique
00:57:09Découverte, oncologique
00:57:11Découverte, oncologique
00:57:11Give me one
00:57:12Découverte, oncologique
00:57:17Incredible
00:57:19and according to this
00:57:22Dr. Heissenschhausen is giving a talk about it on the radio
00:57:26at three o'clock today
00:57:27she's here
00:57:51I'm cutting into the radio program
00:57:53I would like to
00:58:01ladies and gentlemen
00:58:03we interrupt our program
00:58:04to bring you a talk
00:58:05by Professor Heissenschhausen
00:58:07I would like
00:58:09before I begin
00:58:10to discredit certain rumors of news articles
00:58:13concerning the discovery of the tomb of Siegfried
00:58:16mythical hero of the Nibelung
00:58:18which do not correspond to facts published in Australia's famous book
00:58:25However, it is true that we have recently come into the possession of certain pieces
00:58:32on the clandestine market that give rise to suspicion that a similar tomb could exist
00:58:38and we maintain that the publication of the discovery is an unscrupulous hoax
00:58:44perpetrated in order to give legitimate market value to clandestine pieces
00:58:50Many gold and silver objects, as you may know, were buried with Nibelung and heroes
00:58:56Weapons und effects personal are frequent
00:58:58which proves that at least in those days you could take it with you
00:59:02Should such a tomb actually exist
00:59:04the value of the objects in it would easily be
00:59:07would easily be
00:59:09What's that?
00:59:13Thank you, Professor Heissenschhausen
00:59:15and now more music
00:59:16What are you trying to do?
00:59:19Ruin everything?
00:59:19I got confused, too many zeros
00:59:22Would you mind telling me something?
00:59:24Where are we going to get Siegfried's effects personal?
00:59:26Look, kid, I know what I'm doing
00:59:27You just do what I told you, huh?
00:59:29We'll pull her off
00:59:29Got a cigarette?
00:59:30You shouldn't smoke
00:59:31Why not?
00:59:32Spat for you
00:59:32Ah, shh
00:59:33I propose we leave her out
00:59:35Listen, Angel
00:59:37Are you going or not?
00:59:45All right
00:59:45But I warn you, I can bluff
00:59:47Just as well as you
00:59:50In my own way
00:59:52Don't dato
00:59:56Just as well as you
00:59:58Can flux
00:59:59All right
01:00:00In my own way
01:00:01I don't see
01:00:01What time
01:00:02CanHy Is Gry
01:00:16To Wrappy
01:00:17¶¶
01:00:47¶¶
01:00:52¶¶
01:00:54The professor works for me. What message?
01:00:57You may talk openly.
01:01:01I know where Bang is.
01:01:03Soon I will know myself.
01:01:05Yeah, but you don't know what he's preparing.
01:01:08Get to the point.
01:01:10Either he's organizing a coup at a century,
01:01:14or he's flipped his lid.
01:01:17Tells me he's got a city full of tombs.
01:01:19B.C. stuff. Solid gold statues.
01:01:23Where is this place?
01:01:25He's mysterious.
01:01:27I don't think he's mad, but just kind of weird.
01:01:31All I know is he's gone and invested everything.
01:01:34In some land.
01:01:35Everything he ever had is my jewels.
01:01:38Yeah?
01:01:39Well, he's going to make you a fortune.
01:01:41You ought to hear him talk.
01:01:43Invest with me and you'll learn gold-plated penis.
01:01:45But I wouldn't put a nickel into no worthless marsh.
01:01:48Under this marsh is supposed to be, you see,
01:01:50one of them, what do you call them?
01:01:53A necropolis.
01:01:55I think you mean necropolis.
01:01:57That's the word.
01:01:58What have you seen?
01:01:59Oh, there's a couple of tombs.
01:02:00But he just keeps digging away.
01:02:03What else is he going to find?
01:02:04And who's he got helping him?
01:02:05Nobody.
01:02:06Just a few jerks who couldn't get around a molehill.
01:02:08Is this for Felix?
01:02:09No, it is not.
01:02:10I get better goods.
01:02:11Out of cereal boxes.
01:02:12Look at this.
01:02:14But it's Nibelungen.
01:02:15Authentic, without a doubt.
01:02:16And extremely rare.
01:02:17And for real?
01:02:18A coin like this is a value of around 20,000 francs.
01:02:21Where is the bank?
01:02:23Eh?
01:02:24No.
01:02:25No.
01:02:26No.
01:02:27No.
01:02:28No.
01:02:29No.
01:02:30No.
01:02:31No.
01:02:32No.
01:02:33No.
01:02:34No.
01:02:35No.
01:02:37No.
01:02:38No.
01:02:39No.
01:02:40No.
01:02:41No.
01:02:42No.
01:02:43No.
01:02:44Well.
01:02:45No.
01:02:58No.
01:02:59How much is worth it to you?
01:03:00If so, you could share it in the pie.
01:03:03I'll have all what's going.
01:03:05And the fringe benefits.
01:03:06Okay?
01:03:07Out of delivery.
01:03:08You remind me of bank in 20 years ago.
01:03:10Very well.
01:03:11Very well.
01:03:16But I think I ought to warn you.
01:03:18Let me down and I'll kill you both.
01:03:23I'm going out. Bring the rolls down to the quay.
01:03:27Ready, Professor? You'll travel with me.
01:03:30This is for the time we met.
01:03:33This is for the time we parted.
01:03:36And this is for all the time I've lost looking for you.
01:03:39And this is because we've met again.
01:03:42And this is...
01:03:43Come on, that's enough.
01:03:44Leave her alone, you little rat.
01:03:47How much did you sell me for, huh?
01:03:50That's your new boy, huh?
01:03:53Go on, hit me. Kill me.
01:03:56You'll never see your jewels again.
01:04:00I traded them for this... this land.
01:04:05You know why? This land.
01:04:09Is full of hidden treasures.
01:04:12Nibelungen treasures.
01:04:14Listen, if this land is worth anything, I'll decide what to do with it.
01:04:18Come on, Professor. Come and have a look at it.
01:04:20Professor, I'm glad you're here.
01:04:23This is the map of the digs. The extraordinary discovery.
01:04:28It had better be.
01:04:30Because the book is still open.
01:04:31And when I close it, I intend to be the winner.
01:04:33Okay.
01:04:36Just like any other sucker.
01:04:39Don't count your money before it's hatched.
01:04:41Shh.
01:04:44Amazing.
01:04:46This is incredible.
01:04:48Fantastic.
01:04:49I've never seen anything like it.
01:04:50My God.
01:04:51Charlotte.
01:04:52This is the find of the century. Congratulations.
01:04:55Fantastic.
01:04:57Charlotte.
01:04:58It's fantastic.
01:04:59It's fantastic.
01:05:00You can't see it.
01:05:02It's fantastic.
01:05:04It's fantastic.
01:05:05It's fantastic.
01:05:07It's fantastic.
01:05:08I've never seen anything like it.
01:05:10My God.
01:05:12Charlotte!
01:05:13This is the find of the century.
01:05:14Congratulations.
01:05:16Charlotte.
01:05:18Look at the map under.
01:05:19You can't see it.
01:05:20I'm so glad you're here for this.
01:05:22My baby daughter is rich.
01:05:24And you, Balduke.
01:05:26You see, there is justice in the world.
01:05:28Hard work.
01:05:30And perseverance.
01:05:32Pays off.
01:05:34Now, please, let's open it.
01:05:36Yes, open it, open it, quickly.
01:05:38Boys, give me a hand.
01:05:40Oh, dear.
01:05:42You take your side.
01:05:44Oh, dear.
01:05:46You take your side.
01:05:48Oh, dear.
01:05:50You take your side.
01:05:52Gently, gently.
01:05:56Pardon.
01:05:58The state of preservation of these coins is incredible.
01:06:02Everyone is in mint condition.
01:06:04They are priceless.
01:06:06God, Siegfried's helmet.
01:06:14Uh, a bit small.
01:06:16Maybe.
01:06:18But beyond that wall, there must be other tombs with more treasure.
01:06:22All right.
01:06:24Yes.
01:06:25Millions.
01:06:26Professor, are you sure this stuff's authentic?
01:06:30Yes.
01:06:32You are right, Professor.
01:06:34Beyond these walls is the treasure.
01:06:38Of course.
01:06:40Millions.
01:06:41So the neighborhoods did settle in this part of France.
01:06:44I shall soon find out what is happening now.
01:06:46Break down that wall.
01:06:47I want you to break it down.
01:06:48And be quick about it.
01:06:50Oh.
01:06:51The man's sick.
01:06:52He needs help.
01:06:53Water.
01:06:54Water.
01:06:55Water.
01:06:56Water.
01:06:57Get him a glass of water.
01:06:58Yeah, yeah.
01:06:59Bring down water.
01:07:00Bring down water.
01:07:01Ah, water.
01:07:02Water.
01:07:03Get out of there.
01:07:04Quick.
01:07:05This way.
01:07:06Papa.
01:07:07Hurry, Angel.
01:07:08Hurry.
01:07:09Papa.
01:07:10There's no time for that.
01:07:11Get out of here.
01:07:12Come on.
01:07:13No, no, no, no.
01:07:14Papa, Felix.
01:07:15Felix, come down.
01:07:16You'll be very locked.
01:07:17What's the wrong with doing it?
01:07:18It's all came in for real.
01:07:19Felix.
01:07:20Felix.
01:07:21How was that?
01:07:22Ah, it was worthy of an osky.
01:07:23It should have been in movies.
01:07:25Let's get out of here.
01:07:26Deal, Neil.
01:07:27Deal.
01:07:28Deal.
01:07:29Deal.
01:07:30Deal.
01:07:31Listen, Bang.
01:07:32There might be a fortune down there.
01:07:33There might be a fortune down there.
01:07:34It's all came in for real.
01:07:35Felix, Felix.
01:07:36How was that?
01:07:37Ah, it was worthy of an osky.
01:07:38It should have been in movies.
01:07:40Let's get out of here.
01:07:41Deal, Neil.
01:07:42Deal, Neil.
01:07:56Listen, Bang.
01:07:57There might be a fortune down there.
01:07:59But you need capital to get it out.
01:08:02And you need time.
01:08:03And you're in bad shape.
01:08:05Don't rub it in, Belle.
01:08:06You bought the land with my jewels.
01:08:08Therefore, the land is mine.
01:08:11The deed is in my name.
01:08:15Iron-clad.
01:08:18I've got muscle.
01:08:20I could use it on you.
01:08:22Jail is not a nice place.
01:08:25Especially for a beautiful woman I'd kill.
01:08:31How much would you take for that deed?
01:08:33I'm in no condition to argue.
01:08:37Belle, I'll take a million right now.
01:08:43A million?
01:08:44You're insane.
01:08:45Hmm.
01:08:46I'm also the owner of the greatest archaeological discovery of our time.
01:08:51If you own the land, I can see the headlines now.
01:08:55Belle Duke discovers Siegfried's tomb.
01:08:59Museums.
01:09:00Curators.
01:09:01At your doorstep.
01:09:03You'll become as famous as Cleopatra.
01:09:08You know, as a matter of fact,
01:09:11he always reminded me of Cleopatra.
01:09:14You still keep it, huh?
01:09:27Admit it, Belle.
01:09:29The best years of our lives.
01:09:31Yes.
01:09:32But you ruined everything, you bastard.
01:09:35You lied to me.
01:09:37Belle, if I thought there was a chance,
01:09:42I'd get down on my knees to beg you.
01:09:46Come on now.
01:09:47You know I've still got a case on you.
01:09:50What do I have to do to convince you, huh?
01:09:54To prove to me that the land is really yours.
01:10:00Where are the documents?
01:10:02In a safety deposit box.
01:10:04In a bank you've been watching for years.
01:10:07Know where the key is?
01:10:09It's never left your side.
01:10:13Right here.
01:10:16Here's the key.
01:10:24The notary's waiting outside.
01:10:49Well?
01:10:54I promise you, Belle,
01:10:59everything's in order.
01:11:02Let's go sang, huh?
01:11:13Come on, Professor.
01:11:24You're right,
01:11:30come on.
01:11:32Come on, let's take it.
01:11:33It's weird, alright?
01:11:34I'm sorry.
01:11:35I'm sorry.
01:11:37I'm sorry.
01:11:38Maybe, but it's fine.
01:11:39I just didn't know that.
01:11:40There's no other way.
01:11:41You really can't even let you know,
01:11:42it'll be very clear.
01:11:43Good meal.
01:11:44Well, that's fine, though.
01:11:45I guess we're all right.
01:11:46I'm sorry.
01:11:47There's no other way.
01:11:48You know what?
01:11:49You know.
01:11:50I guess?
01:11:51I'm sorry.
01:11:52I might not be good.
01:11:53Where are you going?
01:11:56Come on, get in. We're leaving.
01:11:59Why? What's wrong?
01:12:00Well, this time my father's gone too far for our own good.
01:12:03And he knows it.
01:12:04He's done all this to get back the jewels from Balthough.
01:12:07He kept them hidden from her in the safety deposit box.
01:12:10Now, do you understand?
01:12:12You mean, all this trouble was just for those diamonds,
01:12:16the Negroplas, Nibolungi, poor old Siegfried?
01:12:19It was all a put on?
01:12:23No, I got too much time invested in this project.
01:12:30Listen, a deal is a deal.
01:12:39Once upon a time, we settled our differences in bed.
01:12:43Once upon a time.
01:12:48I can still play roulette.
01:12:50What do you say, Bill?
01:12:56Double or nothing.
01:13:02All right.
01:13:04For old times' sake.
01:13:06That's kind.
01:13:11Not you.
01:13:15And not you.
01:13:16Pick your color.
01:13:19Red.
01:13:20You're on.
01:13:21Black.
01:13:22Not so fast.
01:13:25Game's off, folks.
01:13:26Who are you to bust and get out?
01:13:28This is none of your business.
01:13:29You were going to play with my money.
01:13:31Throw out this, Judas.
01:13:32What do you want?
01:13:33Your 30 pieces of silver?
01:13:34No, I want it all.
01:13:35Because from this moment on,
01:13:37I've decided you and I are a going concern.
01:13:40My deal with you just terminate.
01:13:41What the hell are you talking about?
01:13:43Everything that he wins, I win as well.
01:13:45Ah, he's crazy.
01:13:47Come on, let's play.
01:13:48I feel this is my lucky day.
01:13:50Wait till I've finished.
01:13:52I got a message from your daughter.
01:13:55Charlotte?
01:13:58What?
01:13:59Has Charlotte got to do with this?
01:14:00Get him off.
01:14:01And I'll spell it out.
01:14:03Where were we?
01:14:04Oh, yeah, your daughter.
01:14:06She's been kidnapped by guess who?
01:14:08I got her on ice.
01:14:09And if you want to see her again,
01:14:10you watch your manners.
01:14:11Cross my heart and hope to die.
01:14:15Charlotte.
01:14:17My baby.
01:14:20Baby.
01:14:22Baby.
01:14:24Charlotte.
01:14:26She's not here.
01:14:26Look, she's all I've got left in this,
01:14:31in this world.
01:14:34If you touch
01:14:35one hair on her head,
01:14:38I'll,
01:14:38I'll strangle you with my bare hands.
01:14:42Here.
01:14:43Break the goddamn money.
01:14:46Bell?
01:14:48The property's yours.
01:14:50I'll sign the...
01:14:51I'm surprised at you, maestro.
01:14:53That would be a big mistake.
01:14:54I don't want to go out for you first.
01:14:57You can sign it when you get the call
01:14:59that say the coast is clear.
01:15:01First, I want a speedboat and full tank.
01:15:04If no one hassles me,
01:15:05everything will be hunky-dory.
01:15:19Don't dent it.
01:15:20It's rented.
01:15:24I want a speedboat and full tank.
01:15:25I want a speedboat and full tank.
01:15:26Hello?
01:15:29Hey, Bang.
01:15:31It's for you.
01:15:33Can you hear me, Papa?
01:15:34Yes, it's Charlotte.
01:15:36Hey, what do you want?
01:15:38What do you want, beautiful?
01:15:39The coast is clear.
01:15:41You can sign.
01:15:42He freed me.
01:15:43Sign what?
01:15:44The contract, Bang.
01:15:47Pardon?
01:15:47Police headquarters?
01:16:03Go, Captain.
01:16:04Head him off with a speedboat.
01:16:17Hey, you.
01:16:18Come with me.
01:16:19Hurry.
01:16:23Stop.
01:16:25Stop.
01:16:26Where's the road?
01:16:30Stop.
01:16:30Stop.
01:16:30Stop.
01:16:34Get on the boat.
01:16:43Head him off.
01:16:48Cast off.
01:17:04Now, come and see whom you trusted.
01:17:34Don't worry, that halfway digit will never replace the great bang.
01:17:49Don't worry, that halfway digit will never replace the great bang.
01:17:49Get off.
01:18:11Right from here.
01:18:12Where do I go from here?
01:18:13Where do I go from here?
01:18:15Phoenix! Not that way in the boat ship!
01:18:18The one over there?
01:18:20Yes!
01:18:24What I tell you, Angel?
01:18:26Phoenix is the greatest, baby!
01:18:41Hey, Belle!
01:18:43The police!
01:18:55Chief Inspector Ma, excuse the disturbance.
01:18:57Into the car with him.
01:18:59Listen, one moment, Inspector.
01:19:03Listen, Bang, it wasn't me. I didn't turn you in.
01:19:05I want you back.
01:19:07I'll spring you.
01:19:08That's nice.
01:19:09Just think we could start all over again.
01:19:13You know what?
01:19:14What?
01:19:15I'd rather go over them.
01:19:17You damn fool!
01:19:19The land is mine!
01:19:21And this is the end of the line for you!
01:19:23Come on.
01:19:31Hold it, Inspector.
01:19:32Commission of allergy.
01:19:33There's been a change in orders.
01:19:34I have a search warrant here.
01:19:35I want you to go over that boat with a fine-tooth coat.
01:19:38I'll take charge of the prisoner.
01:19:39You get going.
01:19:40Go on.
01:19:41You, come with me.
01:19:42And no tricks, huh?
01:19:43I'm a black belt.
01:19:44I'm a black belt.
01:19:59Hey, Bang.
01:20:00How do you like this paddy wagon?
01:20:01What an actor had it on.
01:20:03Hey, what went wrong?
01:20:04Who called the police?
01:20:05It must have been that schmuck.
01:20:06Felix, right?
01:20:07Amateurs like him don't realize that when you make a sting, it's calculated down to the last detail.
01:20:13Mike.
01:20:15I think I went wrong someplace.
01:20:17No!
01:20:19Mickey!
01:20:20Hey!
01:20:21We're being followed!
01:20:22Look!
01:20:28Jesus Christ!
01:20:29You really did go wrong!
01:20:30Mike.
01:20:31We've...
01:20:32We've got to fight our way out.
01:20:33We've got to fight our way out.
01:20:46Nope!
01:20:48Come on!
01:20:49Come on!
01:21:14Still playing with dolls.
01:21:16You ought to be ashamed.
01:21:19I'll be a son of a bitch.
01:21:21How the freak did you do it?
01:21:22I took six motorcycles, put the five mannequins in an upright position, got on the bike that was over and said, come on!
01:21:37You little...
01:21:38...dark!
01:21:39Ow!
01:21:41Okay, okay, okay!
01:21:43If you'll stop chasing me, I'll explain it on the boat.
01:21:45You remember the explosion?
01:21:47Well...
01:21:48Go back over it in your mind.
01:21:51When the boat went into the shed, it didn't stop there.
01:21:53It went right out the other side.
01:21:56When yours truly does something, it's all calculated down to the last detail.
01:22:03And the money!
01:22:04What the hell have you done with it?
01:22:07Here!
01:22:08Catch!
01:22:18Wait!
01:22:19Wait!
01:22:20Where'd you leave the money?
01:22:21Wait, I gave it to Charlotte.
01:22:22Yeah, you gave it to Charlotte.
01:22:23Sure, I thought I could trust my future wife.
01:22:24Hey, you two, hurry up!
01:22:25There's no time to wait!
01:22:26Look who's arriving!
01:22:27Hey, you two, hurry up!
01:22:28There's no time to wait!
01:22:29Look who's arriving!
01:22:30Hey, you two, hurry up!
01:22:31There's no time to wait!
01:22:32Look who's arriving!
01:22:33Let's go!
01:22:34Hey, you two, hurry up!
01:22:35There's no time to wait!
01:22:36Look who's arriving!
01:22:38Hey, you two, hurry up!
01:22:39Hey, you two, hurry up!
01:22:48There's no time to wait!
01:22:51Look who's arriving!
01:22:53Let's go!
01:22:54Leo, Leo, let's go.
01:23:24Hey, how's that for getting organized?
01:23:35Yes.
01:23:36It's your father's daughter.
01:23:38Belduke, you've been foiled by the fickle finger of bang.
01:23:43You idiots.
01:23:44Give me that gun.
01:23:46You useless imbecile.
01:23:49I swear I'll find you bang, even if it's the last thing I'll do.
01:23:53It's the last thing I ever do.
01:23:59Oh, stinking wretch.
01:24:03Where's the money?
01:24:04Right there in the back.
01:24:05What?
01:24:06Right there in the back.
01:24:08Oh!
01:24:09Idiot!
01:24:10Grab it!
01:24:11Oh!
01:24:12No!
01:24:13Oh, my heart and cash.
01:24:17Oh, God.
01:24:19Why did you have to send this idiot?
01:24:22Oh, God!
01:24:23Oh!
01:24:24Oh, God!
01:24:25Ah!
01:24:26Oh!
01:24:27Oh!
01:24:28Oh!
01:24:29Oh, God!
01:24:30Oh!
01:24:31Oh!
01:24:32Oh!
01:24:33Ah!
01:24:34Oh!
01:24:35Ah!
01:24:36Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!
01:24:56Felix, I take it back.
01:24:57You're not an idiot.
01:24:59My friend, you're a genius.
01:25:06Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
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