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00:00Anyway, let's play a game.
00:01Let's have some fun.
00:02You want to have some fun?
00:02I'm done with the funeral.
00:04It's time to untie the tie.
00:06Go over to Aunt Marge's house for some sourdough bread sandwiches
00:10and just, like, think back to the good times.
00:14And let's have some fun.
00:16And before we do it, though, Grandy, put your head out the door
00:20and scream at Lucas to get back in here because I think he's part of this.
00:23Yeah, we're going to need Lucas involved.
00:25You just get to leave.
00:26Like, you don't get to not come be a part of the show
00:29just because the Giants don't score any runs anymore.
00:32You're going to need to be in here.
00:33He might be handling some big-time management stuff.
00:35Probably not.
00:36Well, if not, we can go ahead and rack up the music when ready
00:40and we can just roll through this because try to have some fun with numbers
00:46because numbers are numbers.
00:47And so the one that struck me yesterday is the Giants have stolen 52 bases,
00:51so I thought it would be fun to play a game of higher or lower.
00:54I will roll out 10 different items, you and Grandy and Lucas.
00:58You just decide if that item is higher or lower than 52.
01:02Okay.
01:03Do you guys all get it?
01:04You all locked in?
01:05Yeah, I'm ready.
01:06I'll keep scoring here.
01:07The number is 52, and then you'll throw out 10 other categories.
01:11Correct.
01:11And we have to guess whether that number is higher or lower than 52.
01:15And those of you in your car, play along with us and see how you do.
01:18Do I need a pen?
01:19No.
01:20Do I need a pen?
01:21You don't need a pen.
01:22All you have to do is answer, and I'll keep score.
01:24I feel like I want a pen.
01:25I got a pen.
01:26You got a pen.
01:26All right.
01:27Hi, Lucas.
01:28Hey, gang.
01:28Are we all ready?
01:29I'm ready.
01:30Thanks for joining us.
01:31Let's go.
01:32And Mark Willard as well.
01:33All right.
01:33Item number one, higher or lower than 52, number of counties in California.
01:40Willard.
01:41Ooh, I'll go lower.
01:43Grandy.
01:43I'll go higher.
01:44Lucas.
01:46I'm going, that's a good one.
01:49Good one to start with.
01:50I'll go lower.
01:52Grandy gets the point.
01:53Oh, yeah.
01:54The answer is 58.
01:5658.
01:5658.
01:57Okay.
01:57Grandy's up one to zero to zero.
01:59Item number two.
02:00We'll start with Grandy.
02:01Patrick Mahomes' playoff touchdown passes, higher or lower than 52?
02:06Lower.
02:06Lucas.
02:08I want to go lower.
02:09I'm going to go higher.
02:10Willard.
02:10I'm going lower.
02:12It is lower.
02:13Yeah.
02:14Willard and Grandy, 46.
02:16On the board.
02:17Take that, Lucas.
02:18Now I want to go 0 for it.
02:20Your name starts with an L.
02:21Anyway, go ahead.
02:22You won't.
02:2346 career touchdown passes.
02:25We start with Lucas here.
02:26Item number three.
02:27Why?
02:28Because we're going around the horn.
02:29Oh, good.
02:29And because you're in last.
02:30And just because we're going around the horn.
02:32Item number three, higher or lower, 52.
02:35Total bones in two human hands.
02:39Lucas.
02:41Over.
02:43It's called higher.
02:44Higher.
02:45Willard.
02:46Higher.
02:47Grandy.
02:48Higher.
02:50The answer is higher.
02:52That's a GWL.
02:5454.
02:55You got 27 in each hand.
02:57Okay.
02:5727 in each.
02:58That's exciting.
02:58Aaron Overholtz broke one of them and never played again.
03:01Anyway, go ahead.
03:01Brutal.
03:02We'll start with.
03:03He's a golfer.
03:04Stop it.
03:04We start with Willard.
03:05Item number four.
03:07Higher or lower than 52.
03:10Warriors playoff losses under Steve Kerr.
03:12Oh.
03:13Oh, wow.
03:15Warrior playoff losses under Steve Kerr.
03:18Steve Kerr.
03:19I will say higher.
03:23Grandy?
03:24Lower.
03:24And Lucas?
03:25I don't want to side with Grandy.
03:26Higher.
03:28Point to Grandy.
03:29Wow.
03:29Let's go!
03:30Damn it.
03:3048 playoff losses.
03:33That is lower than 52.
03:34We start with Grandy.
03:36I hate Grandy.
03:36Item number five.
03:38He's pulling away.
03:38Grandy's up three to two to one right now.
03:40I have four.
03:41I have four.
03:42Four to two to one.
03:42I apologize.
03:43I'm trying to do it on the fly.
03:44Four for four.
03:45As I missed you.
03:45Yeah, you are four for four.
03:47Grandy, try to stay hot.
03:49Higher or lower than 52.
03:51Countries on the continent of Africa.
03:53Oh.
03:54Countries on the continent of Africa.
03:57Lower.
03:58Lucas?
03:59I got to catch Grandy somehow.
04:01Higher.
04:02And Willard?
04:04Countries on the continent of Africa.
04:08That has to be lower.
04:11That's got to be lower, doesn't it?
04:12Give me the point.
04:13Come on!
04:13Give him the point.
04:14Yeah!
04:1554 countries.
04:17Really?
04:17In Africa.
04:18That's all right.
04:19At least we're going to get it.
04:19Are all of them on the map?
04:20Or are there countries hiding in Sudan?
04:23You got to Google it.
04:24Like what?
04:25Multiple in Sudan.
04:26I think Madagascar counts.
04:28I thought of Madagascar.
04:29You sure did?
04:30I haven't even seen that movie.
04:31Don't forget your booty.
04:32All right.
04:33What is it?
04:34Four to two to two?
04:35Four to two to two.
04:36All right.
04:37Now we go to item number six.
04:38We start with Lucas, and this is perfect because he's got no clue.
04:41Higher or lower than 52, Tiger Woods top tens in majors all time.
04:49Lucas.
04:51Lower.
04:52Willard?
04:53There's only four a year.
04:56Top tens for Tiger majors.
04:58I know, but there's 20.
04:59Like you're looking at it.
05:00He's probably only played in about 80 of them.
05:07Maybe not even top tens.
05:12Lower.
05:13And, Grandy.
05:15I'll go lower.
05:16You will go where?
05:17Lower.
05:18Lower.
05:18It's a clean sweep.
05:1941 is the answer.
05:21Yeah.
05:22All right, guys.
05:22Yeah.
05:22This is higher or lower.
05:24I'm Dan Dibley.
05:25And we're doing this in, quote-unquote, honor of the Giants only stealing 52 bases.
05:30Yep.
05:30Okay.
05:31So we're going to keep...
05:32Four to go.
05:32Four to go.
05:33And we're down by two.
05:35Yeah.
05:35So we're not in a good spot.
05:36I believe.
05:37I got Grandy five, Willard three, Lucas three.
05:39Correct.
05:39Start with you, Willard.
05:41Higher or lower?
05:4252.
05:43Taylor Swift, Billboard top ten singles.
05:47I'll go higher.
05:48Grandy?
05:49Yeah, higher.
05:50Lucas?
05:51Fading Grandy.
05:52I'm on the under.
05:52We're going lower.
05:53It's higher.
05:54Yeah!
05:55Not a good strategy.
05:5659 for Taylor.
05:58Taylor's got a new album out.
06:00She was just on the New Heights podcast.
06:02They had over a million people watching live.
06:05Right.
06:05And whatever song she puts out next is automatically going to be top ten.
06:09If she tours again, your son's getting me tickets.
06:12Go ahead.
06:13Number eight, we go to Grandy to start.
06:15Higher or lower the Giants' stolen base total of 52?
06:18Steph Curry games with nine or more threes, including the playoffs.
06:24Higher or lower?
06:2552.
06:26Higher.
06:26Lucas?
06:27Lower.
06:28Willard?
06:29What's the question again?
06:30Doesn't matter.
06:31Steph Curry games with nine or more threes, including the playoffs.
06:35In his career?
06:37Why are you so difficult?
06:38Lower.
06:40Point two?
06:41Lucas and Willard.
06:42Yeah!
06:4348.
06:44Don't let us get hot.
06:4548 games.
06:46Don't let me win another championship.
06:49I actually have never won one.
06:50But anyway, go ahead.
06:50Item number nine.
06:51Number nine.
06:52To Lucas.
06:52I'm only down by one.
06:53Higher or lower than 52?
06:55San Jose Sharks' losses last year.
06:57Lucas?
06:59How many games do they play?
07:0082.
07:01Same as the NBA.
07:05Higher.
07:06They had more.
07:06Willard?
07:07I'll go higher.
07:08Grandy?
07:08Higher.
07:10Oh, you all missed it.
07:11Oh!
07:11Oh!
07:1250 losses.
07:13Oh!
07:13That was your chance, Grandy.
07:1450 losses.
07:15It was our chance, too.
07:16Yep.
07:17Anyway.
07:17I got Willard with five.
07:19It's 6-5-4.
07:206-5.
07:20Okay.
07:21Yeah.
07:21The final one, we start with Willard.
07:22There was a tiebreaker, if needed.
07:24Higher or lower, the Giants' stolen base total of 52?
07:28Yeah.
07:28California cities with a population of at least 100,000.
07:32Higher or lower, Willard?
07:33At least 100,000.
07:3552?
07:41Higher.
07:42Grandy?
07:43Wait, this is the last question?
07:45This is it.
07:45And I'm up by one versus Willard?
07:46If you get it, you win.
07:48If I just match you, I win.
07:50I know.
07:50Which is chicken scratch.
07:52Just go with your gun.
07:55I think it's higher.
07:56Ah, that's such a cheap way to do it.
07:59Lucas.
08:00Higher, higher, higher.
08:01And it's a clean sweep.
08:02You're all correct.
08:0276 such cities.
08:05Oh, not close.
08:06And the tiebreaker was how many Bay Area cities, and there are 17 in the Bay Area with 100
08:11grand.
08:11I'm fine with Grandy winning, but I do, like the host over here, it's the first time we've
08:17done this.
08:18From now on, when someone has the lead, they got to go first on the last question.
08:22I like that.
08:23Yeah.
08:23I like that.
08:23It's a trial run.
08:25I was going to guess higher.
08:27But nobody knows that.
08:28You're just a good actor.
08:30Congrats, Grandy.
08:30I'm a terrible actor.
08:31That was fun.
08:33Good job, Dibs.
08:33Yeah, thank you.
08:34I've already written three other ones, just because I kind of like these sorts of things.
08:38Let's do it every day.
08:40Every segment.
08:41For the rest of the year until the Niners play a game.
08:44Every time we bury a team.
08:46But I'm ready whenever you guys want to do it.
08:48That was fun.
08:48I enjoyed it.
08:49You know what?
08:49You guys did great.
08:50You know what tomorrow is?
08:51Tomorrow's a double win.
08:53You know what tomorrow is?
08:54Best day of the week.
08:55That's right.
08:56No Giants.
08:56You know what?
08:57Thank you, Lucas.
08:58There you go.
08:58It's Thursday, and the Giants won't lose.
09:01Yeah.
09:02It's pretty good.
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