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Cinderella traces the misadventures of our heroine, who, via the help of her fairy godmother, is granted heightened sexual prowess to win over Prince Charming.

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Transcript
00:00:00Latte. Latte fresco di capra.
00:00:29CINDERELLA!
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00:04:25This is the spinning wheel going!
00:04:45Back to Cinderella! Back to Cinderella!
00:04:48Back to Cinderella!
00:04:55And that is, tell him the facts of life. The boy knows absolutely nothing about sex!
00:05:16It's pretty hard!
00:05:37His Majesty the King and Her Highness the Queen proclaim a great ball in honor of the birthday of the Prince who will choose a bride from all the fair maidens of the land!
00:05:51Oh, a ball! I've got to get ready for the ball! I've got to get ready for the ball!
00:05:54Forget it! You're pregnant!
00:05:56Oh, you're so gorgeous! You drive me away!
00:06:10And you, my lovely, I could eat you up! You're so scrunched!
00:06:16I must come closer!
00:06:18Closer, yes!
00:06:20Closer!
00:06:21Closer!
00:06:22Closer!
00:06:23Closer!
00:06:24Closer!
00:06:25Closer!
00:06:26Closer!
00:06:27Closer!
00:06:28Oh!
00:06:29Yes!
00:06:30It's true!
00:06:31It's true!
00:06:32It's true!
00:06:33It's true!
00:06:34It's true!
00:06:35Could I do it to you?
00:06:40Sweet, sexy, and seductive are we!
00:06:43Hot honeys of the highest degree!
00:06:46Live luscious ladies lying in wait!
00:06:49We're so fine that it must have been fate!
00:06:55Do it!
00:06:56Do it!
00:06:57Do it!
00:06:58Do it!
00:06:59Do it!
00:07:00Do it!
00:07:01Now!
00:07:02Do it!
00:07:03Do it!
00:07:04Do it!
00:07:05Do it!
00:07:06Do it!
00:07:07Do it!
00:07:08Now!
00:07:16Where could you find such sensuous sisters?
00:07:19It's evident no man can resist us!
00:07:22Right from the very moment he kissed us!
00:07:24That poor fool is a prisoner of love!
00:07:29Do it!
00:07:30Do it!
00:07:31Do it!
00:07:32Do it!
00:07:33Do it!
00:07:34Do it!
00:07:35Do it!
00:07:36Now!
00:07:37Do it!
00:07:38Do it!
00:07:39Do it!
00:07:40Do it!
00:07:41Do it!
00:07:42Do it!
00:07:43Now!
00:07:44Do it!
00:07:45Do it!
00:07:46Do it!
00:07:47Do it!
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00:07:55Do it!
00:07:56Now!
00:07:57Do it!
00:07:58Do it!
00:07:59Do it!
00:08:00Do it!
00:08:01Do it!
00:08:02Do it!
00:08:03Do it!
00:08:04Do it!
00:08:05Do it!
00:08:06Do it!
00:08:07Do it!
00:08:08Do it!
00:08:09Do it!
00:08:10Do it!
00:08:11Now!
00:08:12Do it, do it, do it to me!
00:08:17Do it, do it, do it now!
00:08:20I want do it, do it, do it to me!
00:08:24Do it, do it, do it to me!
00:08:31Do it now!
00:08:37Some more, my lord?
00:08:39Miss, then fetch me an apple.
00:09:09I love you.
00:09:39Anything wrong, my lord?
00:09:53No.
00:09:55I'm here, boy.
00:10:09Tiffany pays taxes, is that it?
00:10:24Oh, please, please, please don't know what our father has done.
00:10:30Because our mother died, he's always gone.
00:10:34At least tell us what our father has done.
00:10:39Please help me.
00:10:51Little lord, I'll do anything for my father.
00:10:56We'll do anything for our father.
00:11:00Oh, oh, oh.
00:11:04Oh, oh, oh.
00:11:08Oh, oh.
00:11:12Oh, oh, oh.
00:11:15Whoa, Lump!
00:11:29Whoa!
00:11:34Stay, Lump.
00:11:35You're the best trained horse in the kingdom.
00:11:45Oh, no chamber at all.
00:11:51What a pleasant surprise.
00:11:55I think not, madam.
00:12:02Oh, Dieu, Dieu, Dieu, come in.
00:12:08Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
00:12:23My God, three flew over the cuckoo's nest.
00:12:38With your kind permission, madam, may I present these invitations to your daughters?
00:13:08And very girl, what might your name be?
00:13:16My name is Victoria.
00:13:20We cannot wave, my lord, and we cannot thank you enough. This will be the biggest bowl of them all.
00:13:32You have no idea.
00:13:36Oh, dear, dear, dear, tell us.
00:13:55His Majesty the King is going to do his thing.
00:14:01His hand sincerely pledges to invite the social register, only if they'll come one, come all.
00:14:13The Majesty the Queen will really dig this scene. She's anxious for a royal bowl.
00:14:25And very much, you see, it happen only once, you see. She wants it to be large, not small.
00:14:33The kingdom will be festive, with wine flowing everywhere, and feasting all around.
00:14:40There'll be many a buxom maiden, and many a handsome lad, and for all a king will abound.
00:14:46His Majesty the Prince, this part of it makes me wince, will announce in front of one and all,
00:14:58He's looking for someone great to be his future man. You see? It's simple as...
00:15:05The Royal Bowl!
00:15:08The Royal Bowl!
00:15:18I'm gonna wear my gigantic steeple hat with the big wing.
00:15:22And I'm gonna wear my ruby, breast-flattering silky...
00:15:26I'm gonna wear my blue and gold.
00:15:29Mom!
00:15:34What should I wear?
00:15:35What should I wear?
00:15:37Cinderella does need something to wear to the ball.
00:16:00But first, of course, she must be washed.
00:16:05Cinderella, it's gorgeous.
00:16:25Scumming.
00:16:26It's you.
00:16:27It's really you.
00:16:29Cinderella, will you stop wasting your sister's time?
00:16:37They must get ready for the ball.
00:16:39You should be helping them, not distracting them.
00:16:42Ungrateful child.
00:16:51Stop!
00:16:51It's late.
00:16:53I promise you I won't sing anymore.
00:16:57Give me that.
00:16:59It's getting cold in here.
00:17:25We should have been Charlie's angels.
00:17:27Cinderella, we're off to the ball.
00:17:37But please do wait for us.
00:17:39Woo-hoo-hoo-hoo.
00:17:40Woo-hoo-hoo-hoo.
00:17:40Oh, oh, oh, oh.
00:18:10Oh, oh, oh, oh.
00:18:40Oh, oh, oh, oh.
00:19:10Oh, oh, oh, oh.
00:19:12Well, if you're Cinderella, I'm going to be your fairy godmother.
00:19:17Well...
00:19:18You're my fairy godmother?
00:19:21Sure am.
00:19:23But where's your wing?
00:19:25Wing?
00:19:27Oh, my wings were clipped alone time ago.
00:19:32Oh.
00:19:32Oh, but isn't a fairy godmother supposed to be a woman?
00:19:38The child doesn't even know what a fairy means.
00:19:40Well, a fairy can go both ways, Mama.
00:19:45Oh.
00:19:46Well, I'm glad to see you, of course, but you're not at all like they described you to me when I was little, I mean.
00:19:55I was told that my fairy godmother was, well, fair-skinned.
00:20:01Well, you know my sweet, us fairies, we follow the season.
00:20:08I just came from a long vacation in the island, sat in the sun all day long.
00:20:13That's why I'm a little on the dark side.
00:20:15You know what I mean?
00:20:16Well, let's talk about you.
00:20:20How's my little?
00:20:21Got a child doing?
00:20:23Not very well, fairy godmother.
00:20:30You've been crying.
00:20:32What's the matter, huh?
00:20:34Oh, my stepmothers and stepsisters have been very mean to me lately, and tonight's a great ball at the palace, and...
00:20:41I know, I know.
00:20:43Well, Lord Chamberlain invited me himself, but my stepmother threw it in a fire here and burned me.
00:20:48Why, that stepmother of yours, she's a real mother.
00:20:53No, she's my stepmother.
00:20:55I've seen my father remarried before he died.
00:20:57No, no, no, no, no, cool it, Mama.
00:21:00Lay a story on me.
00:21:01Why when they let you go to the ball, huh?
00:21:05You're too dirty and ugly.
00:21:07Well, I meant you do have a little crud on you.
00:21:11Yes, sir.
00:21:13But, uh, you know, that's nothing that Vaz won't cure.
00:21:17Oh, thank you.
00:21:19Besides, I couldn't go in these rags anyway.
00:21:24Never mind the rags, Mama.
00:21:27And about that ugly part.
00:21:29You got something nobody at the ball has got.
00:21:33You got this and that.
00:21:34You can go to the ball naked and make them all look like frogs.
00:21:41Anyway, loosen up now.
00:21:45We're going to do something about that.
00:21:46Yeah, and you're still going to the ball.
00:21:49I'll handle that.
00:21:52Grab not.
00:21:53My nerves is a little shattered.
00:21:55Do you have to have a little something to drink, huh?
00:21:56Do you?
00:21:57We have some goat's milk.
00:21:58Goat's milk?
00:21:59And you are a fool.
00:22:01Maybe your stepmother got a little something in the medicine cabinet, huh?
00:22:03Uh, which hazel?
00:22:05I never heard of that.
00:22:06I don't know.
00:22:07How about some smoked dead?
00:22:08You got any grass?
00:22:09The yard's full and bad.
00:22:10No, honey.
00:22:12I mean, it'll go away.
00:22:15You sure you don't, honey?
00:22:17Well, wait.
00:22:18Are you going up?
00:22:20Take a bath and leave the rest of your...
00:22:23Sarah, God, Mother.
00:22:24Come, come, come.
00:22:25Let's go ahead.
00:22:27Get the blue.
00:22:28Oh, that's nice.
00:22:36I have looted half the kingdom
00:22:38And I've stolen everything from our two zebras
00:22:42They were very little zebras
00:22:44Proving I'm not prejudiced
00:22:46I've ripped off Sagittarians and Libras
00:22:49The Libras only zebras
00:22:52If you can't keep up with the prices
00:22:55I'll tell you what this fairy's advice is
00:22:59You got to grab it
00:23:01And fence it while you can
00:23:03It's a living
00:23:05So stick it to the man
00:23:07Got to grab it
00:23:08To grab it
00:23:09Get rid of what you like
00:23:11It's called a living
00:23:12So stick it in your pack
00:23:16Or my family
00:23:17Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, ha, ha, ha
00:23:20Grab it
00:23:22Oh, my goodness
00:23:25Everyone looks nice, man
00:23:30You've got no face to go with it
00:23:35But now what?
00:23:37No.
00:23:39Now what?
00:23:41Ah!
00:23:43I tell you what!
00:23:45That little sad godmother did
00:23:47if he couldn't help his god child.
00:23:49Let me go over here and see what's in his bag, you know?
00:23:51I'm gonna do something about it.
00:24:05I'll save this for later.
00:24:23I don't know what the hell it is.
00:24:25I'll save it for my next garage sale.
00:24:27Those people will buy anything.
00:24:35Oh, is that your magic wand?
00:24:37My...
00:24:39What?
00:24:41Oh, oh!
00:24:43Of course. That's what it is.
00:24:45Uh, let's see now.
00:24:47Which one is this?
00:24:49I have several of them, you know.
00:24:51Uh, could you, uh...
00:24:53Could you read this?
00:24:55My eyes are a little bad in the dark.
00:24:57This wand can perform miracles for good causes only.
00:25:03Caution. All miracles null and void at midnight.
00:25:08Keep out a reach of children.
00:25:11Does it really work?
00:25:13That's what it says.
00:25:15Should we try it on my hair?
00:25:17It's all wet and stringy.
00:25:23I'll give it a shot.
00:25:29Stand back, mama.
00:25:31This is some heavy shit.
00:25:43Hog moth, children.
00:25:45Sweet potato pie.
00:25:47Ha, ha, ha.
00:25:48Change that girl's image.
00:25:50In my eyes!
00:25:52Oooo.
00:25:55Woo-hoo.
00:25:56Woo-hoo-hoo.
00:25:57Hoo-hoo-hoo!
00:25:58Hoo-hoo-hoo!
00:26:07Damn. It works!
00:26:11This ain't going to no garage sale.
00:26:13How are you doing?
00:26:25Come on, you've done it!
00:26:28Sure, I did.
00:26:31Come here, baby.
00:26:33Come on to your sweet daddy!
00:26:36Wait.
00:26:38Oh, no.
00:26:39I can't get in the palace without my invitation.
00:26:43You ain't gonna give up that easy.
00:26:55Pasta?
00:26:58Lasagna?
00:27:00Italian marrow.
00:27:02Bring the invitation out the fire.
00:27:06Harry Godmother, you've done it again!
00:27:19Hey, Mama.
00:27:21Don't you have any pumpkins?
00:27:23No, we've got some watermelons.
00:27:28Watermelons?
00:27:30Yeah, I sure hate to waste one.
00:27:34Now all we've got to do is find some horses.
00:27:37Any rats around here?
00:27:39No.
00:27:41Lizards?
00:27:42I haven't seen any all year.
00:27:44But we've got lots of snails.
00:27:46Snails?
00:27:48Yeah, but that's sure gonna be a drag.
00:27:52Get it?
00:27:56Okay, little snail.
00:27:58Soon you'll be eating oats and hay.
00:28:04Step back, Mama.
00:28:05Come on.
00:28:06Come on.
00:28:13Ride them high.
00:28:15Ride them low.
00:28:17However you ride them.
00:28:19Ride them with soul!
00:28:20It's beautiful!
00:28:30It's beautiful!
00:28:32It's beautiful!
00:28:33Oh, Fairy Godmother!
00:28:35It's beautiful!
00:28:37White sails, black horses.
00:28:39Right on.
00:28:41All we need now is a coachman.
00:28:43You're looking at him, honey.
00:28:45Oh, Fairy Godmother!
00:28:47You're wonderful!
00:28:48I guess we're all ready!
00:28:51Not quite, child.
00:28:53Step inside this coach here.
00:28:55Oh!
00:28:58Oh!
00:29:02Pull up that dress of yours, child.
00:29:04What for?
00:29:06Do you tell ya?
00:29:08Pull up that dress.
00:29:09Pull up that dress.
00:29:15And straight those legs!
00:29:17The tidal the beaver.
00:29:19The tidal the beaver.
00:29:22The tiger, the beaver, the better the tiger.
00:29:47What was that for?
00:29:48You know, I only have just an ass and a pretty face, but I done gave you a snapping pussy.
00:29:59What's for?
00:30:00You'll find out soon enough.
00:30:02And when you do, you'll thank me for it.
00:30:05I could use a bottle of Dom Perignon champagne.
00:30:19Wine, do your own stuff.
00:30:24You're a fool.
00:30:41Oh, shit.
00:30:44There's wine only worked for hunkies.
00:30:47Go on, my...
00:30:48Get on up there.
00:30:51Oh, yeah.
00:30:51Just a moment, my darling.
00:31:02Yes, my sweetheart.
00:31:04You must promise me one thing, my darling.
00:31:06What is that, my sweetheart?
00:31:09You must control your insatiable appetite tonight.
00:31:12Oh, I promise not to eat any starters whatsoever, my sweetheart.
00:31:15I don't mean food, my darling.
00:31:18I mean a...
00:31:20Sex.
00:31:22Sex, sex.
00:31:23Oh, dear.
00:31:24This is a very important occasion, and we cannot afford to jeopardize it.
00:31:30Well, how could we possibly jeopardize the prince's birthday?
00:31:35I refer to the loan our country's trying to obtain from the king.
00:31:39We must be on our best behavior tonight.
00:31:43Well, then you stick very close to me, darling, and you protect me.
00:31:46You know how the slightest little thing can just set me right off.
00:31:52I will, my darling.
00:31:54Now, get in.
00:31:56Oh, no.
00:31:57Get in.
00:31:59Open the door, you fool.
00:32:06Swine.
00:32:13Get off, coachman.
00:32:15Get off.
00:32:22Oh, my God.
00:32:42Oh, my God.
00:32:43Oh, my God.
00:32:44Oh, my God.
00:32:46Oh, my God.
00:32:47Oh, my God.
00:32:48Oh, my God.
00:32:50Oh, hit those rocks.
00:32:55Darling, control yourself.
00:32:58I can't.
00:33:01Oh, hold my hand.
00:33:06No, hold my breath.
00:33:07Sit still.
00:33:10Take your hands off me.
00:33:14Halt.
00:33:17Don't.
00:33:18Stop.
00:33:21Don't.
00:33:23Stop.
00:33:25Don't.
00:33:27Don't.
00:33:29I
00:33:36yeah
00:33:41yeah
00:33:44yeah
00:33:49yeah
00:34:29How quaint.
00:34:47You shall pay for your clumsiness, both of you!
00:34:59You shall pay for your clumsiness, both of you!
00:35:29You shall pay for your clumsiness, both of you!
00:35:59You shall pay for your clumsiness, both of you!
00:36:06Let the dancing begin!
00:36:08Thank you!
00:36:10Thank you!
00:36:15Thank you!
00:36:17Thank you!
00:36:18Thank you!
00:36:22Thank you!
00:36:23Thank you!
00:36:25Thank you!
00:36:29Thank you!
00:36:30Thank you!
00:36:32Thank you!
00:36:36Thank you!
00:36:37Thank you!
00:36:39Thank you!
00:36:43Thank you!
00:36:44Thank you!
00:36:46The End
00:37:16The End
00:37:46The End
00:38:16The End
00:38:18He's gorgeous
00:38:22What do you think?
00:38:24Ten inches
00:38:26Hmm, cart, truth
00:38:28Eight inches
00:38:30No more
00:38:32Ten
00:38:36Eight
00:38:38Ten
00:38:39Eight
00:38:40Nine and a half at the least
00:38:42At the least
00:38:52Eight
00:38:54Nine and a half at the least
00:38:58Eight
00:39:00Nine and a half at the least
00:39:02Two
00:39:04Two
00:39:06Two
00:39:08The prince will now choose a partner for the next death.
00:39:38Shh, Mark.
00:40:08I've met all the beautiful maidens of the kingdom, but never have I seen you before.
00:40:21I know you're a visitor from another kingdom.
00:40:26No, my prince.
00:40:28What is your name?
00:40:30My name is Cindy.
00:40:31Never mind.
00:40:33The night is young.
00:40:35You will tell me later.
00:40:35I love the mystery much.
00:40:40Tonight, I dance with no one else.
00:40:44I love the mystery much.
00:41:14I love the mystery much.
00:41:44If I can't play the palace, I'm going to rob it.
00:42:08If I can't be king, I'm sure going to smell like one.
00:42:14I hear he likes dogs.
00:42:26Right.
00:42:27That's what we're doing here.
00:42:29This dog show here today.
00:42:31Eh.
00:42:33Creep.
00:42:36And now, fair ladies, the game you've waited for all evening.
00:42:41Buttgammon.
00:42:43Here are the rules.
00:42:44When the pointer spins and points at a maiden, she will come behind the screen to my bed.
00:42:51And there, bow to my wishes.
00:42:53I will now put my blindfold on.
00:42:56Any of you who do not wish to play the game may leave.
00:43:02And forever hold your peace.
00:43:04Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
00:43:34Oh, Suzanne, my little chouchou, je t'adore.
00:43:48Oh, les oreilles, les yeux, les sièvres.
00:44:00Oh, les autres céréales.
00:44:02Oh, les oreilles.
00:44:09Oh, friends, je t'aime.
00:44:12You play it out of my gal.
00:44:14I'll pull you ass all over your head and make you donuts.
00:44:20You schivus, ma get out!
00:44:23Oh, drestle, yes, you can't.
00:44:26I don't know.
00:44:56Oh, my God.
00:45:26Well, I'll be sad if you want something done, try to do it yourself.
00:45:56A snapping pussy, the kingdom has a snapper.
00:46:18A snapper, the kingdom has a snapper.
00:46:23A snapper, a snapper.
00:46:30You know what I smell, I smell a snapper pussy, but you know what I smell a snapper pussy.
00:46:42You know what I smell a snapper pussy.
00:46:49In all my years as king of this land, I've lived an unusual life.
00:46:58I've run into many a beast and witch, not the least of which is my wife.
00:47:02But now a young maiden has come along and she's made my spirit rise with a rare and wondrous
00:47:07talent that lies between her thighs.
00:47:09A snapper, a snapper, a snapper, who won't to trap her.
00:47:16Although I'm rather envious, I also brim with pride for the lucky son of a bitch who's found
00:47:23a snapper for his bride.
00:47:25That's always a rare occasion when the king takes me to bed.
00:47:35Once for there I find he's soft not only in the head, but now he's swelled about what dwells
00:47:40within this maiden slap.
00:47:42The only thing you'll get from her is a common case of.
00:47:46Oh, that snapper.
00:47:49A snapper, a snapper, a snapper.
00:47:50What a slap her.
00:47:52A snapper, a snapper, a snapper.
00:47:53I should catch her with the king, I'll tear a limb from limb.
00:47:57And if the prince is fortunate, I'll save a piece for him.
00:48:12And I'll let you soon.
00:48:18And use it again.
00:48:27The結婚 ags
00:48:36Good news travels fast.
00:49:06I know.
00:49:09Why don't you put it sideways? It'll stay better.
00:49:14Then you know what we seek.
00:49:16If this glass slipper should fit one of your lovely daughters,
00:49:20then they will become the bride of the prince.
00:49:23That is, if they can pass the final test.
00:49:28Final test?
00:49:30My good man.
00:49:31Why don't we leave the prince and your lovely daughters alone?
00:49:35I'm sure they'd be more at ease that way.
00:49:39Of course, my lord.
00:49:41Is it nice there in the palace? Would I like living there?
00:50:06Oh, it fits both of them.
00:50:13Tell the truth, girls.
00:50:14Were one of you one of the ones who'd let me behind that screen during our little game last night?
00:50:24Yes, we were, my prince.
00:50:26When she held me within her, it was like a vice.
00:50:33Her charms did indeed snap at me.
00:50:36Well, mine snaps and crackles.
00:50:40And mine pops.
00:50:43We shall see.
00:50:46We shall see.
00:50:48What exactly is it that you do?
00:50:56No, no more.
00:51:22I've been searching for days now not only can't I find my snapper, I can't find my pee-pee
00:51:29His Majesty, the prince
00:51:44Oh, the prince, dear
00:51:46Come here, dear
00:51:47Here, here, the prince
00:51:52Your highness
00:51:53Prince Lee, not quite kidding, fine
00:52:08Oh, you remember my daughter, that's a boy
00:52:17Could I ever forget them
00:52:20Oh, we're so happy, my prince
00:52:23Yes, we've waited so long
00:52:26Never mind all this
00:52:27Ladies, please, try the slippers, yes
00:52:30Oh, playful, aren't they?
00:52:40Looks right
00:52:45I guess my feet swelled up from dancing last night
00:52:56I'm sure if we tried tomorrow
00:52:58Never mind tomorrow, give me that
00:53:00Oh, they say the glass shrinks at night or the daylight sometimes
00:53:20Let us be off, Chamberlain
00:53:22Not yet, my prince
00:53:24Not yet
00:53:26But there's nothing left of me
00:53:30There's one maiden left
00:53:34Don't worry about her
00:53:39My lord, she's never had on shoes, let alone glass slippers
00:53:42Anyway, she never went to the ball
00:53:46I should say not
00:53:48But I remember giving her an invitation myself
00:53:51Come here, girl
00:53:52Let her sit
00:54:08I should say not
00:54:11Why, why, why, why?
00:54:13Why, why?
00:54:14Why, why, why, why, why, why, why?
00:54:15Don't you love me?
00:54:17I mean, I'm sure it's all right
00:54:18I mean, you are suppose to be over
00:54:20I know the slipper fits, my dear.
00:54:45What did you say your name was?
00:54:48My name is Cynthia.
00:54:51Never mind, girl.
00:54:52It's no use.
00:54:53It's no use.
00:54:55You couldn't possibly be the one.
00:54:58What I mean is, you could hardly be the one who, who possesses, possesses the...
00:55:11Oh, no.
00:55:13Oh, no.
00:55:15Oh, no.
00:55:31Oh, no.
00:55:33You can't be the one.
00:55:36No.
00:55:37No.
00:55:38No.
00:55:39No.
00:55:40No.
00:55:41No!
00:55:42No!
00:55:43You...
00:55:44No.
00:55:45No.
00:55:46No.
00:55:47No.
00:55:48No.
00:55:49No.
00:55:50No! No!
00:55:52Yes!
00:55:54Yes!
00:55:56Yes!
00:55:58Yes!
00:56:00Yes!
00:56:02Yes!
00:56:04Yes!
00:56:06Yes! Yes!
00:56:08She's the one!
00:56:10She's my slapper!
00:56:20Tell me!
00:56:22She was the one with the slapping pussy!
00:56:30She was always my favorite!
00:56:32My favorite!
00:56:34All of my children!
00:56:36All of them!
00:56:38Do it!
00:56:40Do it!
00:56:42Shit!
00:56:50Oh!
00:57:14Oh! Look at all the commotion!
00:57:16Must be the pleasure fair!
00:57:18Oh! Looks like that's the end of my roots!
00:57:48Oh!
00:57:56Up with it!
00:57:58Oh!
00:58:00Oh!
00:58:02Oh!
00:58:04Oh!
00:58:06Oh!
00:58:08Oh!
00:58:10It's my favorite godmother!
00:58:12We've got to save him!
00:58:14Your what?
00:58:16I'll stay later!
00:58:18Halt!
00:58:20Oh!
00:58:36What has this man done?
00:58:38Last night at the great ball in your honor, my prince, he cleaned out the palace.
00:58:42Furs, shoals!
00:58:44All manner of perfumes!
00:58:46And above all, the royal jewels!
00:58:50Oh yes!
00:58:52Two corn cobs!
00:58:54But my dear, this is a serious offense!
00:58:58My prince, I beseech thee!
00:59:00If it wasn't for him, we'd never have met!
00:59:02What are you saying?
00:59:04He's the one who gave me the snapper!
00:59:06He what?
00:59:08I'll release him!
00:59:09Or no more snapper!
00:59:10Release that man!
00:59:12He's in my protection now!
00:59:14Bye-bye, Pearson!
00:59:16Which one of you honkies got my bag?
00:59:18Here it is!
00:59:20Thank you, one, and...
00:59:22Thank you!
00:59:24One, and...
00:59:26One, and...
00:59:28One, and...
00:59:30One, and...
00:59:32One, and...
00:59:34One, and...
00:59:36One, and...
00:59:38One, and...
00:59:40One, and...
00:59:41One, and...
00:59:42One, and...
00:59:56Wait for me, Mama!
00:59:57I'm going with you!
00:59:58This is one time my own mind riding in the back of the coach!
01:00:12And Cinderella lived happily ever after!
01:00:18Thanks to my...
01:00:19Snap!
01:00:20Judgment!
01:00:21.
01:00:27BDidYouC Pro-
01:00:29Grab-o little grab-o like a switch!
01:00:30Get a switch-cut!
01:00:31Pick it up and pocket if you really shouldn't knock it!
01:00:32It's a snapper!
01:00:34I love you.
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