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00:00:01What?
00:00:02Yeah, and I can't marry someone who picks up dog crap for a living.
00:00:05Well, at least I don't pose in my tighty-whities for money.
00:00:07Your place, your mind.
00:00:09I'm not staying in a doghouse.
00:00:11Ahem.
00:00:13Can you guys just keep it down? I have work tomorrow morning.
00:00:16Sorry.
00:00:17Hey, Amelia.
00:00:20Looks like someone needs obedience.
00:00:22Are you gonna let him talk to me like that, Amelia?
00:00:25You started.
00:00:26Asshole!
00:00:27Crazy bitch!
00:00:28You told her?
00:00:29He's my sister.
00:00:30I don't care. That violates our agreement.
00:00:32How?
00:00:33What the fuck?
00:00:36What?
00:00:37Michelangelo?
00:00:38Don't worry.
00:00:40You're such a hypocrite.
00:00:41I wish I never agreed to this awful engagement.
00:00:43I fucking hate you.
00:00:45I fucking hate you more.
00:00:53How was it?
00:00:55Well?
00:00:56That was the best sex I've ever had in my life.
00:00:59Oh, wait.
00:01:00What are you doing?
00:01:01That is an original.
00:01:02I'm so sick of your bullshit.
00:01:05Oh, fine.
00:01:06I'll just hop in my time machine, go back to ancient Rome, and get another one.
00:01:09I don't care about your art, your money, your stupid mansion.
00:01:12You're treating me like shit.
00:01:15That's from the Renaissance.
00:01:16You are history's worst nightmare.
00:01:18I tried to make this work with you.
00:01:19We signed a contract.
00:01:20For an arranged marriage.
00:01:21Did you actually think this arrangement would be anything more than a business transaction?
00:01:25You are such a simpleton.
00:01:27Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:01:31Well, at least I'm not a spoiled brat.
00:01:32I tried to get along with you.
00:01:33You brought this on to yourself.
00:01:34I wish I never agreed to this awful engagement.
00:01:35Right back at you.
00:01:36I fucking hate you.
00:01:37I fucking hate you.
00:01:38I fucking hate you more.
00:01:39Right back at you!
00:01:41I fucking hate you!
00:01:43I fucking hate you more!
00:02:05So, you were arrested.
00:02:07Again.
00:02:11To be fair,
00:02:13we thought I was late and we'll just swim there.
00:02:15There is a fence around that reservoir.
00:02:17It says here that you broke in using bolt cutters.
00:02:23If I had known you invited me over here to lecture me,
00:02:25I wouldn't have came.
00:02:29Come on, Gucci. Come on.
00:02:31Good boy.
00:02:33Oh!
00:02:35Oh!
00:02:41Come on, Gucci. Let's go.
00:02:43Hey, Amelia.
00:02:45Hey, Jane.
00:02:47Come on, Gucci. Let's go.
00:02:57Every time the paparazzi catch you acting crazy,
00:02:59it reflects on me.
00:03:01It reflects on the company that your mother and I built with our bare hands.
00:03:07The same one that pays for your ridiculous lifestyle.
00:03:09I make my own money.
00:03:11Oh, you see, you see.
00:03:13Underwear modeling, Lord.
00:03:15I am the spokesperson for man thumb.
00:03:17That means free underwear for life.
00:03:19For life.
00:03:21Some parents would be proud.
00:03:23Yeah?
00:03:24Other parents would be prouder if you went to your real job now and then.
00:03:27You are next up to be CEO at Dino Verlino Cosmetics.
00:03:31Now, how can I give you that job if you keep acting like a Kardashian, huh?
00:03:37Hmm.
00:03:38All right.
00:03:39Don't forget the meeting this afternoon, all right?
00:03:41And don't be late.
00:03:43Bye, Dad.
00:03:45Bye, Dad.
00:03:46Bye, Dad.
00:03:47Bye.
00:03:52Excuse me.
00:03:54Hello, my Gucci.
00:03:55Why won't Michelangelo just grow up, huh?
00:04:09He needs to settle down and find himself a nice girl, huh?
00:04:13Good one, Romulus.
00:04:34These are great. I still don't have what I'm looking for.
00:04:38Do you guys mind staying a little longer?
00:04:41No problem.
00:04:43Cool. Let's take five and then I want to see you in that leopard print.
00:04:50Hi. I'm Michelangelo.
00:04:53Chantal.
00:04:54Nice to meet you.
00:04:56I couldn't notice how hot you are.
00:04:59I've got tickets to the premiere...
00:05:04Hold that thought.
00:05:06Hey, Dad.
00:05:08Where the hell were ya?
00:05:10Dad, I'm in a photo shoot.
00:05:13You're supposed to be at the office.
00:05:15Geppetto came here all the way from Milano.
00:05:18I can meet him later.
00:05:19It's too late he's back on the plane again.
00:05:21Well, you're the one who planned the meeting during my shoot.
00:05:23Michelangelo, you are 31 years old.
00:05:26You gotta stop acting like an idiot teenager.
00:05:28You could be running the world's largest cosmetic company right now.
00:05:32You interned.
00:05:33You went to business school.
00:05:35You...
00:05:36You have potential.
00:05:37Okay?
00:05:38But you say you wanna be the CEO?
00:05:40Well, you're gonna have to prove it.
00:05:41Cause so far...
00:05:42I ain't seen the end tape from you.
00:05:45You...
00:05:46Bye, Dad.
00:05:50Hey...
00:05:51You okay?
00:05:53Yeah...
00:05:54Um...
00:05:55But...
00:05:56I'd be a lot better if you'd go out with me tonight.
00:05:58So, it's a really rare form of cancer.
00:06:16Luckily, my doctors did catch it early.
00:06:20Oh my god.
00:06:21There is an experimental treatment, but it's really expensive.
00:06:27And my insurance doesn't cover it.
00:06:30Don't worry about that.
00:06:32I have money saved.
00:06:34I'll find the rest.
00:06:35We will figure this out, okay?
00:06:37We're gonna get through this.
00:06:38Together.
00:06:40Oh, yeah.
00:06:54Ciao, Gucci!
00:06:56Did she have a good mom?
00:07:01What's wrong?
00:07:07I'm sorry.
00:07:08This...
00:07:09No, no.
00:07:10Forget about it.
00:07:11I'm sorry about your sister.
00:07:12The treatments are just really expensive.
00:07:15I have a savings for my doggy daycare.
00:07:18My dream.
00:07:19But...
00:07:22It's only enough for one treatment.
00:07:24And who knows how many she's gonna need.
00:07:26Betsy practically raised us.
00:07:28After our parents passed, I would do anything for her.
00:07:32Amelia, I think I might know how to get you that money.
00:07:39You do?
00:07:40Hmm.
00:07:41Come back tonight.
00:07:43Tonight.
00:07:44And, uh...
00:07:46Play something nice.
00:07:49Come on, Becky.
00:07:50Thanks.
00:07:58Oh, Amelia, you look bellissima.
00:08:01Oh.
00:08:03Except for the dog hair.
00:08:07Come with me.
00:08:08I have someone I want you to meet.
00:08:11Are they from Italy?
00:08:12Yes.
00:08:13Wow.
00:08:14Yes, of course.
00:08:15Everything's from Italy here.
00:08:17Well.
00:08:19Amelia, meet.
00:08:20Michelangelo, my son.
00:08:21I believe you both bumped into each other yesterday, huh?
00:08:24Mm-hmm.
00:08:25Yeah.
00:08:26Aren't you the cleaning lady?
00:08:28I'm a dog walker.
00:08:30Don't be so defensive.
00:08:32I wasn't.
00:08:37Well, I suppose I'll let you two get acquainted.
00:08:40I have some unfinished business to do.
00:08:42Why don't you give yourself a glass of vino?
00:08:45Amelia.
00:08:47Arrivederci, huh?
00:08:51Do you want to do me a favor?
00:09:01What, exactly?
00:09:10How does it look?
00:09:12Not half bad.
00:09:13I mean, it's fine.
00:09:15Whatever.
00:09:19Let's do some sexy ones, okay?
00:09:22Or not.
00:09:23I don't feel like being your photographer all night.
00:09:25You work for my dad.
00:09:26You have to do what I say.
00:09:28You don't look like Romulus to me.
00:09:31Just a few more pictures.
00:09:33I'm not here to update your Tinder profile.
00:09:35I don't need Tinder.
00:09:36I'm an underwear model.
00:09:37My DMs are flooded like Florida in a hurricane.
00:09:41Whatever.
00:09:42If you didn't trust me, you didn't trust me.
00:09:46No.
00:09:47Poor man.
00:09:48I told you.
00:09:50Now.
00:09:51Fine.
00:09:53See!
00:09:56Dog Walker.
00:09:57That wasn't so hard.
00:09:58see dog walker that wasn't so hard
00:10:02what the fuck this is fucking product
00:10:08asshole you crazy bitch
00:10:15Amelia whoa what's wrong
00:10:20I asked her to pour me another drink and she flipped out
00:10:24I'm sorry Romulus but your son is a prick I'm gonna be leaving
00:10:28no no please I apologize my son he's just immature
00:10:32all right and that's why I invited you
00:10:34please all right just have a seat
00:10:39all right and I promise he'll be on his best behavior for the rest of the night
00:10:43won't you son
00:10:43so Amelia needs money to pay for her sister's cancer treatment
00:10:48cancer
00:10:50and you need to settle down and prove that you're worthy of running the family business
00:10:57make my own money dad
00:10:58okay I want the business
00:11:02I think we can make a deal whereby everyone gets what they want
00:11:09what kind of deal
00:11:11well it's nothing crazy
00:11:14no you two just have to get married that's all
00:11:18what what Romulus what are you saying I can't marry the male Paris Hilton
00:11:26yeah and I can't marry someone who picks up dog crap for a living
00:11:29well at least I don't pose in my tighty-whities for money
00:11:32look you have to grow up before you can run our business
00:11:37and the best way to do that is to get married
00:11:40we're not even a match we hate each other
00:11:43at least I do
00:11:44obviously
00:11:44I see there's something uncommon already
00:11:48look you know
00:11:49my wife and I we were opposites
00:11:52oh yeah we were like pizza and Hawaiian pizza
00:11:56she sure drove me crazy when we first met
00:11:59I know you're probably thinking I'm just some old fool huh
00:12:03but I learned a thing or two in 70 years
00:12:06you two have chemistry
00:12:09yeah like a nuclear bomb
00:12:10Romulus isn't there another way
00:12:14I don't want to be miserable for the rest of my life
00:12:17Amelia you do want to help your sister don't you
00:12:19well you'll be able to afford the treatment
00:12:22if you just agree to this arrangement
00:12:24what's it gonna be
00:12:31what's it gonna be
00:12:35fine
00:12:38I'll do it
00:12:39for Betsy
00:12:42well Angelo
00:12:45it's not polite to keep a lovely lady waiting
00:12:48if you're not gonna agree to marry her
00:12:51then you're gonna lose the business
00:12:54and you're also gonna lose your inheritance
00:12:57what the hell dad
00:12:59fuck it
00:13:03fine
00:13:03I'll do it
00:13:04now let's just
00:13:06go into the office now
00:13:08the lorries have already drafted the contract
00:13:11and son we're gonna need some champagne
00:13:14you're in my mind
00:13:16try and make yourself look decent
00:13:18you will be engaged for a period of 30 days
00:13:24followed by a wedding
00:13:26planned by me
00:13:27and I'll tell you
00:13:28it's gonna be a big one for the ages too
00:13:29I hope the Hollywood Bowl's not booked
00:13:32anyway
00:13:34you must move in together immediately
00:13:36to avoid any suspicion
00:13:38you know
00:13:38look there's nothing wrong with an arranged marriage
00:13:41but
00:13:42well it can't do any good
00:13:44if word got out to the public
00:13:45right
00:13:45that's why this has to be our own secret
00:13:48I hope we agreed
00:13:50sure
00:13:52all right
00:13:53sign in
00:13:54salute
00:14:13to the new couple
00:14:14so
00:14:24your place or mine
00:14:26I'm not staying at a dog house
00:14:28fine
00:14:30then we'll stay at yours
00:14:31so this is michelangelo's place
00:14:44it's like a museum in here
00:14:46a michelangelo museum
00:14:49ugh
00:14:49whoa what was this
00:15:13put it in the trash
00:15:14this isn't trash
00:15:16these are my sisters
00:15:17she's an artist
00:15:18so put them in your room
00:15:19I said you could live here
00:15:21not decorate
00:15:21oh I'm sorry
00:15:22is it clashing with your banana hammock
00:15:24that's man thong
00:15:26it's trademarked
00:15:27look
00:15:32I gotta go meet somebody
00:15:33if this isn't cleaned up by the time I get back
00:15:35we're throwing it all in the fireplace
00:15:36it's electric
00:15:38oh by the way
00:15:45this is gonna work
00:15:47you might want to start wearing that
00:15:49gee thanks
00:15:52welcome
00:15:53you're getting married
00:16:02shh Betsy
00:16:03don't tell the whole world
00:16:04sorry
00:16:05Amelia
00:16:06it's just
00:16:07it's not like you
00:16:09you're saying we're
00:16:10reserved
00:16:12safe
00:16:13like I always taught you
00:16:16well
00:16:18things change when you find out
00:16:20your sister has cancer
00:16:21and besides
00:16:23michelangelo offered to help pay
00:16:25for some of your treatments
00:16:26so
00:16:27I'm okay with the quick proposal
00:16:28michelangelo
00:16:30the ninja turtle
00:16:32well
00:16:33michelangelo
00:16:35Dino Valeno
00:16:37maybe you've heard of him
00:16:38michelangelo
00:16:40Dino Valeno
00:16:40shh
00:16:41socialite animal
00:16:46like start a hundred
00:16:48canceled bravo shows
00:16:49how did you even meet
00:16:51his dad is one of my clients
00:16:53it's
00:16:55been a whirlwind of a romance
00:16:57he's so
00:16:59toxic
00:17:01speak
00:17:02speak of the devil
00:17:03oh yeah
00:17:06you know
00:17:08that's probably
00:17:09an old issue
00:17:10this is a doctor's office
00:17:11Amelia
00:17:14Betsy Carlisle
00:17:17doctor's ready
00:17:19we'll talk about this later
00:17:22ready to get wet baby
00:17:45we're already wet
00:17:48where did that come from
00:18:05nice place
00:18:31I love the artwork
00:18:33thanks
00:18:34finally
00:18:35oh good taste
00:18:37oh I'm good
00:18:40we had plenty at dinner
00:18:42more for me
00:18:44you know
00:18:48if you like it down here
00:18:50you should see the bed
00:18:52who are you
00:19:04who are you
00:19:06Chantel this is
00:19:08Amelia
00:19:09my roommate
00:19:11whatever
00:19:12whatever
00:19:14can you guys just keep it down
00:19:16I have work
00:19:16tomorrow morning
00:19:17this is my house
00:19:19we will be
00:19:21as loud as we want to be
00:19:22scream
00:19:23at the top of our lungs
00:19:25you've got to be kidding me
00:19:28what's wrong dog walker
00:19:29he's jealous
00:19:31jealous
00:19:32I'm not jealous
00:19:33sweet dreams
00:19:38I can't believe he said I was jealous
00:19:46how could I ever want to be with a party boy like him
00:19:49even if he is kind of hot
00:19:51see you later
00:20:10and um
00:20:12don't worry about last night
00:20:14sorry
00:20:16I had one too many to drink
00:20:18it won't happen again
00:20:19better not
00:20:20how's the hangover
00:20:32roomie
00:20:33not now
00:20:35my head's killing me
00:20:36we need to talk about last night
00:20:37no
00:20:38what we need to do is order a three egg omelet and home fries
00:20:41I don't care if you're fooling around with your bimbos
00:20:44monogamy wasn't in the contract
00:20:46but your dad doesn't want people knowing that this is an arranged marriage
00:20:49and you made it pretty clear to that girl last night that you don't care about me
00:20:53fine I'll have her sign an nda just give me my phone
00:20:55my sister needs this money
00:20:58my sister needs this money
00:21:03michael angelo
00:21:04and if the paparazzi find out about the paparazzi find out about this
00:21:09then the contract is violated
00:21:10then neither of us
00:21:12then the contract is violated
00:21:16then neither of us get what we want
00:21:18yeah no shit
00:21:19i'm serious
00:21:23don't screw this up
00:21:26don't screw this up
00:21:28i've been dealing with paparazzi since i was a teenager
00:21:32i've been dealing with paparazzi since i was a teenager
00:21:35i know what i'm doing
00:21:36dog walker
00:21:37i know what i'm doing
00:21:39dog walker
00:21:41and just so we're clear
00:21:42i will fuck whoever i want
00:21:44and just so we're clear
00:21:45i will fuck whoever i want
00:21:47whatever i want
00:21:48wherever i want
00:21:49fine
00:21:51do whatever you want
00:21:52sorry
00:21:55it's a bit harsh
00:21:56sorry
00:22:00it's a bit harsh
00:22:01just
00:22:01really
00:22:02really
00:22:05i'm over
00:22:08i'm over
00:22:11that could have gone better
00:22:14that could have gone better
00:22:17hey baby
00:22:26hey baby
00:22:29you think you don't have to keep working
00:22:31you're rich
00:22:33you don't have to keep working
00:22:34amelia
00:22:34you're rich now
00:22:36i know
00:22:37i like it
00:22:38i know
00:22:40i like it
00:22:41ah that's good to hear
00:22:42you know i just hope that
00:22:44your work ethic
00:22:45rubs off on my son
00:22:47rubs off on my son
00:22:49tell me uh
00:22:50how are things going between the two of you
00:22:52huh
00:22:52how are things going between the two of you
00:22:55huh
00:22:55oh
00:22:56fine
00:22:57yeah
00:22:57we're
00:22:58oh
00:22:59fine
00:23:02yeah
00:23:03we're still getting to know each other
00:23:04all right
00:23:06well give him time
00:23:06still getting to know each other
00:23:07all right
00:23:09well give him time
00:23:10all right
00:23:10oh and listen
00:23:11he is not as bad as
00:23:13tmz says
00:23:14all right
00:23:14but i
00:23:15i promise
00:23:16i wouldn't be so sure
00:23:18yeah
00:23:18you're right
00:23:19well
00:23:21we'll see you later
00:23:22yeah
00:23:22come on gucci
00:23:23come on
00:23:24bye gucci
00:23:26hey emilia
00:23:30hey jake
00:23:30gucci no
00:23:33royce
00:23:34say bad dog but
00:23:37i'm not actually mad about this
00:23:39it's to see you up close for once
00:23:41yeah
00:23:42same here
00:23:43sorry
00:23:51gucci's um
00:23:52a bit crazy
00:23:53his whole family actually
00:23:56all these rich people are nuts
00:23:58i should make a reality show
00:24:00real dog owners of beverly hills
00:24:03do you want to walk together
00:24:06let these two get to know each other
00:24:08yeah
00:24:09i'd like that
00:24:11so
00:24:17how long have you been a dog walker
00:24:19a couple months
00:24:20i like it
00:24:21i had a bunch of terrible gigs before
00:24:23barista
00:24:25uber driver
00:24:26delivery guy
00:24:28movie extra
00:24:30you were in a movie
00:24:31actually it was a toothpaste commercial
00:24:33just trying to impress you
00:24:34how about you
00:24:36how long you been doing this
00:24:38i don't know
00:24:39my whole life i guess
00:24:41it started as a summer job
00:24:43and then i turned it into my own business
00:24:45i want to open a doggy daycare someday
00:24:47wow
00:24:48i guess you really like dogs
00:24:50well they're easier to hang out with than humans sometimes
00:24:53if you want to hang out with this human sometime
00:24:58my band's playing at the echoplex tonight
00:25:01do you want to go
00:25:02i kind of have to admit i
00:25:05had a crush on you
00:25:07you did
00:25:09yeah
00:25:11i still do
00:25:13he's cute
00:25:17i wish he'd asked me out before i got legally engaged
00:25:20then again
00:25:22that fuckboy has been out having fun
00:25:24i'd love to go to the concert
00:25:29hell yeah
00:25:30i mean uh
00:25:32regular
00:25:33yeah
00:25:34i know it's risky
00:25:38but i'm not a socialite like michelangelo
00:25:41i won't have to worry about paparazzi spotting me at the show
00:25:44hey what's your ring
00:25:46um it's just a class ring from high school
00:25:52looks pretty big
00:25:55it was a big school
00:25:56public schools
00:25:58am i right
00:25:59i mean it kind of looks like an engagement ring
00:26:07me?
00:26:08engaged?
00:26:09no
00:26:09are you kidding?
00:26:10i'm 24
00:26:11i'm practically still a baby
00:26:13i mean i should be
00:26:14wearing diapers
00:26:15crawling around
00:26:17drooling
00:26:17nope
00:26:18single and ready to mingle
00:26:20okay
00:26:21royce pooped
00:26:26you should pick it up
00:26:27where?
00:26:28i don't see it
00:26:28just over there
00:26:30do i have to wear a suit every day?
00:26:39of course
00:26:40it's an office
00:26:41you want to be ceo
00:26:42you gotta look the part
00:26:43you mean like
00:26:44you look like willy wonka without the chocolate factory?
00:26:48very funny
00:26:49you know i'm retiring next year
00:26:51yes i know
00:26:52yeah
00:26:52that means you gotta get up to speed
00:26:54rapidamente
00:26:55so today you're gonna be my shadow
00:26:56you'll be my extra hands
00:26:57and we got a lot to do
00:26:59can i get starbucks first?
00:27:00fuck no
00:27:01come on dad
00:27:02okay
00:27:04wow
00:27:12oh my goodness
00:27:16are you okay?
00:27:18hi
00:27:18i'm michelangelo
00:27:19you're engaged
00:27:25remember
00:27:26and
00:27:28this is our new palette
00:27:30it's
00:27:31matt's collection
00:27:33he really liked these colors
00:27:34so we did them twice
00:27:35but yeah
00:27:37that's the presentation
00:27:39for me
00:27:40michelangelo
00:27:42what dad?
00:27:52what a day dad
00:27:53it's not even lunchtime yet
00:27:55look at you
00:27:55you got so lazy
00:27:56just sitting around
00:27:57taking pictures of yourself
00:27:58all the time
00:27:59just stick with it
00:28:01will you kid?
00:28:02hard work does pay off
00:28:03let me just look at amelia
00:28:05what about her?
00:28:07she comes from nothing son
00:28:08nobody taught her how to run a business
00:28:10but she just worked hard
00:28:12and now
00:28:12now she earns money
00:28:14doing what she loves
00:28:15i guess that's impressive
00:28:17i see
00:28:18see it is
00:28:19i hope she rubs off on you a little
00:28:21you know
00:28:22i just hope i don't get that uptight
00:28:24break's over
00:28:31well not too bad huh
00:28:49one day down
00:28:5040 more years to go
00:28:52now this is the time
00:28:56when you go home with amelia
00:28:58you talk about the day's work
00:29:00raise you closer together
00:29:02comfort each other
00:29:04just like your mom and i
00:29:05used to do
00:29:06you know i'm thinking
00:29:09it's time for the world
00:29:11to meet amelia
00:29:13tonight
00:29:15tonight?
00:29:17shit
00:29:18when am i gonna tell chantelle?
00:29:20i promised we'd netflix
00:29:21and bang tonight
00:29:22the la zoo fundraiser
00:29:23lights, camera, red carpet
00:29:25perfect time to announce
00:29:27our lovely new addition
00:29:28to the deal
00:29:29for amelia
00:29:31don't you think it's a bit
00:29:33soon dad?
00:29:34i mean
00:29:34we just signed the contract
00:29:36what's the matter?
00:29:38you're getting along
00:29:39aren't you?
00:29:40yeah
00:29:40yeah
00:29:41just
00:29:41really starting to
00:29:42warm up to each other
00:29:44alright
00:29:45so it's all settled
00:29:45i'll see you at 8 o'clock tonight
00:29:47in the limo
00:29:48don't be late
00:29:50don't be late
00:29:50why dad?
00:29:54so remind me
00:30:07why are we getting
00:30:09makeovers done again?
00:30:11because i want to do
00:30:12something nice
00:30:13for my favorite big sister
00:30:14and?
00:30:17and
00:30:17you know i never splurge
00:30:19on stuff like this
00:30:20but since i'm part of the
00:30:21dina lavino family now
00:30:23i think i can afford to
00:30:24let my hair down
00:30:25you better not let that
00:30:27hair down
00:30:27sorry
00:30:28just an expression
00:30:29how's it going in there?
00:30:38i'm coming out
00:30:39is that bad?
00:30:51i've
00:30:51never seen a dog walker
00:30:54look this hot
00:30:55by that dress
00:30:57ASAP
00:30:58leave me alone
00:31:03party boy
00:31:03i've got my own
00:31:05function tonight
00:31:27what are you looking at?
00:31:42you're spilling all over yourself
00:31:44thanks
00:31:44uh
00:31:45um
00:31:45i
00:31:47did you forget my name?
00:31:50no
00:31:50it's just
00:31:51uh
00:31:52something
00:31:52different
00:31:53did you change your hair?
00:31:55why do you care?
00:31:57the manwhorehouse is yours tonight
00:31:58i'm going out
00:31:59i just forgot my charger
00:32:00awesome
00:32:01thanks
00:32:01i'm taking this
00:32:05wait
00:32:07i've been calling you
00:32:07we're supposed to go to a fundraiser
00:32:09i told you
00:32:10i'm busy
00:32:10hold on
00:32:12emilia
00:32:15all right
00:32:23hey
00:32:24look who's right on time
00:32:25nice
00:32:26where's emilia?
00:32:29she's
00:32:29sick
00:32:30she can't make it
00:32:32if your fiance is sick
00:32:35you know
00:32:35you can't go out and party
00:32:36yeah
00:32:37you gotta stay home with her
00:32:38give her some
00:32:39give her some nice soup
00:32:41i'll catch both of you
00:32:42for the next one
00:32:43tell emilia that i hope
00:32:44she feels better soon
00:32:45poor thing
00:32:47okay dad
00:32:49see you in the office
00:32:50stupid dog walker
00:32:57tricking me with her makeover
00:32:58i'll teach her to mess with my plans
00:33:01hey
00:33:08it's michael and i love dino and vino
00:33:11do you still track people?
00:33:20wow
00:33:28amelia
00:33:29hi
00:33:30you look like you just walked off a runway
00:33:34without a dog
00:33:35sorry
00:33:37i don't come to concerts often
00:33:39i kind of panicked
00:33:40no worries
00:33:41i should have mentioned this is more of a five dollar beer kind of place
00:33:44yeah
00:33:45but
00:33:46you're drinking for free tonight
00:33:47talk to the bartender
00:33:48wow
00:33:50the ip treatment
00:33:51you look like
00:33:52thanks jay
00:33:54hey
00:33:56lover boy
00:33:57we're on
00:33:58gotta go
00:34:00find me in the green room after
00:34:02hope you like it
00:34:04break a leg
00:34:05lover boy
00:34:20rock stars are so much better than underwear models
00:34:28good
00:34:38nothing from michelangelo
00:34:39maybe he's learned his lesson
00:34:41one more please
00:34:44but that doesn't mean i'm not hooking up with jake tonight
00:34:51jake you guys are great
00:35:00you really think so
00:35:02you really think so
00:35:03i just feel like we're ripping off the strokes
00:35:05the who
00:35:06you don't know the strokes
00:35:10are they older
00:35:13i'm more of a top 40 kind of girl
00:35:16it's alright
00:35:18lots of stuff to do
00:35:19you want some of them to drink
00:35:22yeah
00:35:23yeah
00:35:23thank you
00:35:24so
00:35:30when did you learn how to play guitar
00:35:32since i was 13
00:35:35played in bands all through high school and college but
00:35:38i feel like this one's finally going someplace
00:35:40that's awesome
00:35:41and when i get my record deal
00:35:43i can fully quit my job
00:35:45focus on music full time
00:35:47you're gonna quit dog walking
00:35:49i thought you liked it
00:35:50i do but
00:35:52it's just another gig until i hit it big in music
00:35:54i don't even like dogs that much
00:35:56i'm more of a cat person
00:35:58a cat person?
00:36:03who doesn't like dogs?
00:36:05even michelangelo's good with gucci
00:36:06i don't want to talk about work tonight
00:36:09i just want to relax
00:36:11have a good time
00:36:13how beautiful you know that
00:36:15i thought i wanted to hook up with jake
00:36:20now i'm not sure
00:36:21we have nothing in common
00:36:23is it weird that i feel a tiny bit guilty?
00:36:29what the heck
00:36:30i'm tipsy
00:36:31and he's cute
00:36:31michelangelo had his fun
00:36:33now i can have mine
00:36:39looks like someone needs obedience
00:36:50what's going on?
00:36:53that's michelangelo dina lavino
00:36:55the nepo baby underwear model
00:36:57he's not
00:36:58you're coming with me dog walker
00:37:00don't make me get the leash
00:37:01what the hell michelangelo?
00:37:03back off dude
00:37:05back off
00:37:06grubby little hipster
00:37:07she's my fiance
00:37:08so that was an engagement ring?
00:37:11jake i can explain
00:37:12let's go
00:37:15i'm really sorry jake
00:37:18i'm not jake
00:37:19this
00:37:24is for making me uber
00:37:26all the way to fucking silver lake
00:37:27and this is for making me listen to you
00:37:31i can't believe you did that
00:37:39after your high and mighty speech
00:37:40you're such a hypocrite
00:37:41yeah well i don't have the paparazzi
00:37:43following me around
00:37:44just an italian american psycho
00:37:46i'm not following you around
00:37:48you know what i get it
00:37:50you saw me with chantelle last night
00:37:52and now you're jealous
00:37:53me jealous?
00:37:56did you see the way that you were acting around jake?
00:37:58like i would ever fuck a dog walker
00:38:01i am more than a dog walker
00:38:02you playboy prick
00:38:03i have a name
00:38:04wait what are you doing?
00:38:07that is an original
00:38:07i'm so sick of your bullshit
00:38:09oh fine
00:38:11i'll just hop in my time machine
00:38:13go back to ancient Rome
00:38:14and get another one
00:38:15i don't care about your art
00:38:16your money
00:38:16your stupid mansion
00:38:17you're treating me
00:38:18like shit
00:38:19that's from the renaissance
00:38:21you're history's worst nightmare
00:38:23i tried to make this work with you
00:38:25we signed a contract
00:38:26for an arranged marriage
00:38:27did you actually think this arrangement
00:38:29would be anything more than
00:38:30a business transaction
00:38:31you are such a simpleton
00:38:33wait wait wait wait
00:38:36well at least i'm not a spoiled brat
00:38:39i tried to get along with you
00:38:41you brought this onto yourself
00:38:42i wish i never agreed to this awful engagement
00:38:44right back at you
00:38:45i fucking hate you
00:38:48i fucking hate you more
00:38:50i wish i didn't get it but what did you want to say
00:39:02you want to say
00:39:04i wish i didn't get it but what did you want to say
00:39:15you want to say
00:39:17i wish i didn't get it but what did you want to say
00:39:18i wish i would like to say
00:39:20i wish i had a good friend of mine
00:39:23i wish i had the best bet
00:39:24i wish i had some good friends
00:39:24i wish i would like to say
00:39:26you were talking about it
00:39:28i wish i was trying to get another one
00:39:30Where am I?
00:39:55Who's spooning me?
00:39:58Is that Jake?
00:40:00How drunk was I?
00:40:06Michelangelo?
00:40:08Dog Walker.
00:40:09Oh, I forgot we did that last night.
00:40:14Must have been all those free beers.
00:40:18We don't have to talk about this, right?
00:40:20We had too many drinks, but just forget it ever happened.
00:40:24If that's what you want.
00:40:26Definitely.
00:40:27Um, I have to go to work.
00:40:32I should get up too.
00:40:36Oh, my head.
00:40:38There's Pedialine in the fridge.
00:40:39Thanks for coming today, sis.
00:40:42Of course.
00:40:44My doctor did say I needed lots of exercise.
00:40:48Well, you look great.
00:40:50Thanks.
00:40:52I don't feel great.
00:40:54The treatment's taking a lot out of me.
00:40:56But you, on the other hand, are glowing today.
00:41:02What's going on?
00:41:06So...
00:41:06Michelangelo and I had sex last night.
00:41:09Wait.
00:41:11For the first time?
00:41:13Yeah.
00:41:14We're taking it slow.
00:41:17Michelangelo.
00:41:17The male gigolo was taking it slow.
00:41:22Maybe I did misjudge him.
00:41:25And...
00:41:26How was it?
00:41:30Well...
00:41:30Really bad.
00:41:31Right?
00:41:32I knew it.
00:41:33Actually...
00:41:34It was the best sex I ever had?
00:41:37Well, that explains the glow.
00:41:39So...
00:41:40I am happy for you, sis.
00:41:45Physical chemistry is important.
00:41:47That's actually what I wanted to talk to you about.
00:41:50I don't get it.
00:41:51He and I are nothing alike, and yet he knows how to push all of my buttons.
00:41:54I feel like...
00:41:55Like an arcade game, and he just keeps getting the high score again and again, and...
00:42:00You get the picture.
00:42:03Hey.
00:42:06Opposites attract.
00:42:06Like, I mean, that's why you guys love each other so much.
00:42:11Because you're so different.
00:42:13Something like that.
00:42:23Here it comes.
00:42:24Right on the schedule.
00:42:26Dog walker's in love with me.
00:42:28I'll have to let her down easy.
00:42:30Weird.
00:42:31I haven't heard from the dog walker all morning.
00:42:36What was that about?
00:42:45Must be the hangover.
00:42:54Hey, I'd like to hang out tonight.
00:42:56Maybe we can finish what we started last time.
00:42:58Why can't I stop thinking about the dog walker?
00:43:21And why hasn't she texted me yet?
00:43:28I'm not very good with words.
00:43:56Me neither.
00:43:57But last night, I...
00:43:59You don't have to say anything.
00:44:00We both know it was a mistake.
00:44:02And we can just go back to hating each other.
00:44:05Like nothing ever happened.
00:44:06I don't think you understand it.
00:44:07You just listen to me for a second.
00:44:09Look, you don't have to worry about me catching feelings.
00:44:12I'm a big girl.
00:44:13I've had a one-night stand before.
00:44:15I've never been with someone like you before.
00:44:18Okay, I get it.
00:44:19I'm not one of your models or your D-list actresses.
00:44:24You don't have to give me some big speech about letting me down easily.
00:44:28I know that if you would take back last night, that you would.
00:44:31And frankly, so would I.
00:44:32I mean, you're driving me nuts.
00:44:33You don't understand.
00:44:34Let's get some takeout and figure this thing out.
00:44:38I don't need you to mansplain my own feelings to me.
00:44:42Wait.
00:44:43Did you just call me Amelia?
00:44:44Amelia?
00:44:47What happened to dog walker?
00:44:49I have a confession to make.
00:44:55Last night, I don't know how, I don't know why,
00:45:00but that was the best sex I've ever had in my life.
00:45:04Really?
00:45:05Do I look like I'm lying?
00:45:07I'm not a good actor.
00:45:09I could even do reality TV.
00:45:12But there is a fire between us, Amelia.
00:45:16Some kind of crazy cosmic chemistry.
00:45:21You sound like you're reading a horoscope.
00:45:24Amelia.
00:45:25Please.
00:45:28I know you felt it too.
00:45:34Amelia, please.
00:45:35Don't act like you didn't feel it too.
00:45:40I felt it too.
00:45:45So why are we fighting it?
00:45:48I've been thinking about you all day.
00:45:50Me too.
00:45:51Why?
00:45:53I don't know who to go.
00:45:57I know you were laughing.
00:46:00Maybe I don't know.
00:46:01It's on my husband.
00:46:01Maybe I can't believe you.
00:46:02I know you're beams.
00:46:04Maybe.
00:46:05It's on my side.
00:46:05You don't know who to see me.
00:46:05It's on the side of my ΠΆΠΈΠ·Π½Ρ.
00:46:07But I love you.
00:46:08Maybe I'm thinking about you.
00:46:10Maybe I'll ever do that.
00:46:10Be me too much.
00:46:11I know you're down there.
00:46:12I didn't know who to be..
00:46:13Maybe.
00:46:14I'll be doing too.
00:46:15Maybe I'm thinking about you.
00:46:15Maybe I'm reading everything.
00:46:17You're not even YouTube.
00:46:17Maybe I'm trying to do my own kitchen.
00:46:19so i set the kitchen on fire how am i supposed to know you're not supposed to
00:46:30light fireball shots on fire it's not my fault they should change the name
00:46:35no wonder they canceled vanderpump's super yacht
00:46:39if you think that's funny just wait till the next episode the captain gets super
00:46:43drunk off espresso martinis and he almost sinks the boat
00:46:46you know when you're not acting like a complete douchebag you're not so bad
00:46:56thanks you know we could actually try this
00:47:02hey if the sex stays this good i'm open for anything i'm serious the wedding's coming up
00:47:10we could give it a shot you mean like you and me together together
00:47:17why not were you planning on marrying someone else
00:47:20oh gucci what's the rush
00:47:36oh hey royce
00:47:43jake how's it going
00:47:46good yeah
00:47:48look the other night was kind of crazy i know i should have told you about michelangelo
00:47:55we were kind of in a fight i'm sorry for bringing you into this
00:48:00is he always like that so aggressive and controlling
00:48:04i couldn't believe the way he just dragged you off like that
00:48:07he was like a caveman lugging home his woman
00:48:10well i am his woman
00:48:12he saw us together and he got jealous
00:48:15and i don't blame him
00:48:17oh my god
00:48:18am i actually sticking up for michelangelo di navolino
00:48:22i didn't mean a pride
00:48:24i just wanted to make sure everything's okay
00:48:26i'm here if you need to talk
00:48:29thanks jake but i'm engaged
00:48:32remember and the only person i want to talk to is my fiance
00:48:36well we had a connection
00:48:38you're a cat person
00:48:40it never would have worked
00:48:42come on gucci let's go
00:48:45cats are awesome
00:48:50cats are awesome
00:48:52that was a great presentation
00:48:57the marketing director loved her ideas for the new line
00:48:59you think so
00:49:02maybe i'm finally starting to hang at the ceo thing
00:49:05now listen
00:49:06i gotta fly to paris for a few days
00:49:09you mind watching your little brother for me
00:49:11gucci sure
00:49:13but i mean you know dogs are more amelia specialty
00:49:16yeah but that's how you impress her
00:49:18you invite her for a romantic date
00:49:20at the dog park
00:49:21mm-hmm i just texted her it's all set
00:49:25now
00:49:26go get her lover boy
00:49:29so you just throw it and he brings it back
00:49:38so you just throw it and he brings it back
00:49:42you've never played fetch before
00:49:46it's my dad's dog
00:49:47it's my dad's dog not mine
00:49:50let me try
00:49:51that's okay that's okay i know you don't want to touch a slobbery ball with your dainty hands
00:49:56do you ever get tired of the dog stuff
00:50:01no i like my work
00:50:04what's the point of working if you never get a chance to have fun
00:50:09you're right i should work less
00:50:12if nothing else you're letting me get closer to my little brother
00:50:17fetch gucci
00:50:22i've got a big surprise
00:50:27a surprise
00:50:29just wait and see
00:50:32have a good night
00:50:41have a good night mr dino bellino
00:50:42what's that
00:50:49special delivery from
00:50:51masterione's italian deli
00:50:53but gucci
00:50:56it's your favorite prosciutto
00:50:58you know that's awful for dogs right
00:51:02i thought you were
00:51:04off the clock today
00:51:06besides a special occasion
00:51:08i also thought we could use his water bowl
00:51:12to pour a little chianti into it
00:51:14i'm kidding
00:51:15this is for us
00:51:17why don't you get us a coarse cream
00:51:19what else is in the back
00:51:20just some imported italian ingredients
00:51:23so i can make you a real italian dinner
00:51:25you can cook
00:51:27that was so good
00:51:42i feel like i just went to italy
00:51:45even though i've never been
00:51:46how did you do this
00:51:48i can't cook at all
00:51:50making italian food is one of my favorite things to do
00:51:52did you learn in culinary school
00:51:54no
00:51:55my mom taught me
00:51:56tell me about her
00:51:58i've never told a girl about my mom
00:52:01sorry
00:52:03i don't mean to pray
00:52:05she passed away when i was 11
00:52:08breast cancer
00:52:09but i have a lot of good memories of her
00:52:13she grew up in a little village in tuscany
00:52:15and she taught me everything i know about cooking
00:52:19we'd spend hours in the kitchen just cooking and eating and laughing
00:52:24i still have all of her recipes here
00:52:29handwritten in italian
00:52:31that's really special
00:52:32i miss her
00:52:37this might sound corny but i feel a little closer to her when i make her recipes
00:52:42it's not corny
00:52:44but i didn't know you were such a softie
00:52:47just don't tell tmz
00:52:49what about your parents
00:52:52my parents died in a car accident
00:52:55when i was 13
00:52:57it's been me and betsy ever since
00:52:59i'm sorry
00:53:01i just really hope these treatments work
00:53:04i don't want to lose her too
00:53:07i'm sorry
00:53:10your story made me emotional
00:53:12i'm gonna go do the dishes
00:53:14i'll help you
00:53:15no no it's fine
00:53:16i like doing the dishes
00:53:18it relaxes me
00:53:19good
00:53:20because i hate them
00:53:21well then i guess we make a good team
00:53:23is it just the wine
00:53:29or am i really falling for him
00:53:32her
00:53:33you don't want espresso
00:53:37hey
00:53:46hey
00:53:48do you want an espresso
00:53:50i just figured out how to make the machine work
00:53:52no thank you
00:53:53me and dad have a morning meeting i'm kind of in a rush
00:53:55okay well don't forget gucci
00:53:58how could i
00:53:59ready bro
00:54:01well let me fix your tie
00:54:03what do you know about ties
00:54:07you wear t-shirts to work
00:54:08and you wore man thongs two weeks ago
00:54:11touche
00:54:13there you go
00:54:15okay bye
00:54:16bye
00:54:17love you
00:54:20love you too
00:54:29sorry
00:54:32reflex
00:54:33i didn't mean to say that
00:54:34me neither
00:54:35too soon
00:54:36talk about it later
00:54:39yeah
00:54:40okay
00:54:41okay
00:54:42could that have been any more awkward
00:54:45and is michelangelo really in love with me
00:54:48look who's here
00:54:54hey my little guy
00:54:57hey little gucci
00:54:59look at this right here
00:55:00look at this right here
00:55:01huh
00:55:02let's try it on
00:55:04oh yeah now here's mine
00:55:08right
00:55:08just like that
00:55:10huh
00:55:10yeah
00:55:11even got one for big brother
00:55:12right there
00:55:13come to papa
00:55:15yes my boy
00:55:17all right
00:55:19all right
00:55:20so
00:55:20we gotta talk about this
00:55:22this wedding right
00:55:23this is two weeks off
00:55:24hollywood bowl
00:55:25they're waiting for an answer
00:55:26and i bumped into
00:55:28chris martin
00:55:29on the plane
00:55:29he says the band
00:55:31is free
00:55:32you like cold play right
00:55:34dad
00:55:34we can't have the wedding at the hollywood
00:55:36oh
00:55:37well all right
00:55:40then we'll book uh
00:55:41the magic castle
00:55:42how about that
00:55:42not too big
00:55:43plenty room for cold play
00:55:44huh
00:55:45dad
00:55:46let's just pump the brakes
00:55:47we cannot plan a wedding like this
00:55:49what
00:55:50something wrong with
00:55:51familiar
00:55:51no
00:55:52everything is great
00:55:54it's better than great
00:55:56honestly
00:55:57but
00:55:58we cannot
00:55:59have a big flashy wedding
00:56:01that's
00:56:01our thing
00:56:02it's not amelia's thing
00:56:04i think it'd make her uncomfortable
00:56:06wow
00:56:08i never thought of that
00:56:09you know you have a very good point there
00:56:13i'm very impressed
00:56:16you've never acted like this
00:56:18with any other woman
00:56:20i can't say i've ever felt like this with another girl
00:56:23sounds like you might be falling in love
00:56:26love
00:56:28yeah
00:56:30i don't know
00:56:31i don't know
00:56:32he's cute
00:56:34all right all right
00:56:36change of deal
00:56:37gonna cancel the hollywood bowl
00:56:39all right
00:56:40and then we'll have a nice small intimate affair
00:56:43a wedding with cold play
00:56:45no cold play dad
00:56:47no cold play
00:56:49so
00:56:56it's about my cancer treatment
00:56:59it's not working
00:57:01i know it
00:57:02i talked to my doctors yesterday
00:57:04and i'm cured
00:57:07what
00:57:08you're cured
00:57:10congratulations
00:57:13thank you
00:57:14i wasn't expecting it
00:57:16i didn't think i would be cured in only two sessions
00:57:19it only took two sessions
00:57:22i almost had enough in my savings to cover that
00:57:25maybe i didn't need the dina volino's money
00:57:28what's wrong sis
00:57:30we should be celebrating
00:57:31i brought prosecco
00:57:33no
00:57:34yeah
00:57:35no i'm good
00:57:37yeah
00:57:37amelia
00:57:39i'm your sister
00:57:40you can tell me anything
00:57:42is it michelangelo
00:57:45is everything okay
00:57:47if that punk pretty boy hurts you
00:57:49i will take that man thong
00:57:51and give him a wedgie so far up his butt
00:57:53that it will cut him in two
00:57:54it's not michelangelo
00:57:57let's see
00:57:58it's me
00:58:01i have to tell you something
00:58:04i cannot believe
00:58:10that they convinced you to do
00:58:11an arranged marriage
00:58:13what is this game of thrones
00:58:15it was the only way that i could pay for your treatments
00:58:18and you know that i would do anything for you
00:58:20actually
00:58:22he's not that bad
00:58:24i kind of like him
00:58:27yeah
00:58:29babe
00:58:29that's called stockholm syndrome
00:58:31we need to get you out of there
00:58:33betsy
00:58:34i have
00:58:35real feelings for him
00:58:38but
00:58:39what about the tabloid stories
00:58:42you heard what he did to that floozy in disney world
00:58:45they banned him
00:58:46for life
00:58:48you'll never go to epcot
00:58:49he's not actually like the stories
00:58:52or at least not to me
00:58:54he's only acting like that to get into your pants amelia
00:58:58if you marry michelangelo
00:59:02he will make your life a living hell
00:59:05what if you meet him
00:59:07yeah
00:59:09meet him
00:59:10maybe he'll change your mind
00:59:12maybe
00:59:12maybe you'll actually like him
00:59:14don't count on it
00:59:15please
00:59:16me
00:59:17just give him a chance
00:59:18fine
00:59:20yes
00:59:21only one
00:59:22yes
00:59:23you won't regret it
00:59:27i'm gonna go get the prosecco
00:59:28you better bring the whole bottle
00:59:32thank you for making dinner
00:59:37of course
00:59:39i'm glad she's cancer free
00:59:40we need to celebrate
00:59:42michelangelo
00:59:45you know that betsy is the most important person in the world to me
00:59:49right
00:59:50you mean besides me
00:59:51i'm serious
00:59:52it's really important to me that you two get along
00:59:54have a glass of wine
00:59:57tonight's gonna be great
00:59:59it's enormous
01:00:11why would anybody need so much room
01:00:16it's nice to see you too sis
01:00:20nice to finally meet you
01:00:23let's see
01:00:24so
01:00:26this is the
01:00:28infamous
01:00:30michelangelo
01:00:32how about we start off with a glass of champagne
01:00:3796 Dom Perignon
01:00:38Amelia said that's the year that you were born
01:00:40yeah
01:00:42sorry i can't drink that fancy stuff
01:00:44it's worth more than my car
01:00:46why would anybody spend that much on a drink
01:00:48$8.99 at ralph's
01:00:52it's delicious
01:00:53it's delicious
01:00:55this was made in france
01:00:56sorry
01:00:57can't touch that stuff
01:00:59so
01:01:00who wants a drink?
01:01:02you hardly touch your food
01:01:09it's a little too rich for me
01:01:16mine tastes great
01:01:19so michelangelo
01:01:34so michelangelo i have some big sister questions to ask about the pernuptials coming up
01:01:39you don't mind
01:01:40you don't mind do you?
01:01:42fire away
01:01:43so i know you two have been having your
01:01:47fun
01:01:48um but
01:01:50what's this relationship gonna look like once that honeymoon phase wears off?
01:01:54i don't think it's going to
01:01:57i don't think it's going to
01:01:59that's cute and all
01:02:00but
01:02:01what about her career?
01:02:02are you gonna support her?
01:02:03or kids?
01:02:04what's your stance on that?
01:02:05or are you just gonna
01:02:07jump to the next person once you get bored and this gets too serious?
01:02:10Betsy
01:02:12look
01:02:13i know i have a past
01:02:15but
01:02:16i'm committed to it
01:02:17we haven't talked about kids but
01:02:20i'm open to anything
01:02:21see michelangelo that's my point
01:02:23you two are getting married and you barely know each other
01:02:27we know
01:02:28easy betsy
01:02:31i just think it's a bad idea getting married this soon
01:02:34and if you really cared about amelia
01:02:37you would give her the time
01:02:38and what makes you such an expert?
01:02:40i don't see a ring on your finger
01:02:42michelangelo
01:02:43you probably picked them apart the way you're doing me right now
01:02:46it's no wonder amelia was so uptight when i met her
01:02:48she gets it from you
01:02:49are you gonna let him talk to me like that amelia?
01:02:52you started it
01:02:59why don't we all just calm down?
01:03:02betsy's just looking out for my best interests
01:03:04no
01:03:05she's alone and miserable
01:03:07and trying to drag you down with her
01:03:09that's not fair michelangelo
01:03:10she's not been fair to me since she walked through the door
01:03:12you're the horniest bastard in beverly hills
01:03:14and you're a frigid lonely woman who cannot stand to see her sister happy
01:03:18you know what? you can't talk to betsy like that
01:03:20that's my sister she just survived cancer
01:03:22that doesn't give her a right to insult me inside my own house
01:03:28this is my house too and she can say whatever she wants
01:03:31not to me
01:03:32you know maybe she should be concerned i don't like this side of you
01:03:35see i told you you should have spent more time getting to know each other
01:03:38but i guess the contract doesn't allow for that
01:03:41you told her?
01:03:42she's my sister
01:03:43i don't care that violates our agreement
01:03:45oh is that all i am to you?
01:03:47a contractual agreement? some kind of obligation?
01:03:50it's not what i meant it came out wrong amelia
01:03:53i love you
01:03:55you love me?
01:03:57don't listen to him he doesn't even know what that means
01:03:59SHUT THE FUCK UP!
01:04:01you know what? maybe she was right
01:04:04i shouldn't have signed that contract it's over
01:04:11we need to get out of here
01:04:14i've seen too many true crime documentaries on netflix
01:04:16to know what happens when you tell rich people secrets
01:04:23amelia
01:04:24i know this is hard to hear
01:04:26but
01:04:27you did the right thing
01:04:29you do so much better than him
01:04:31yeah
01:04:33but he isn't a monster
01:04:35i shouldn't have said that
01:04:37we can talk about it on the road
01:04:39get packing
01:04:41and if we leave now
01:04:42we can get to mexico by dawn
01:04:43lay low for a bit
01:04:44mexico
01:04:46or canada
01:04:47whatever
01:04:48it's that or stay here and get sued
01:04:50by the dino lovinos
01:04:52or worse
01:04:53i don't think romulus and michelangelo would sue us
01:04:56i mean
01:04:57i only told you about the contract
01:04:59it's not like i told the media
01:05:01you don't know that
01:05:03we're liabilities
01:05:05loose ends
01:05:07you should listen to more true kind podcast
01:05:09get rid of that thing
01:05:14they could be tracking us right now
01:05:16yeah you know michelangelo did manage to follow me to the echoplex the other night
01:05:22see
01:05:23he could have a sniper on us
01:05:26it's romulus
01:05:30hey romulus
01:05:32what
01:05:34what
01:05:35what do you mean gucci's missing
01:05:49you came
01:05:50against my better judgment
01:05:53i'm not happy you've been blowing me off
01:05:56i've just been busy
01:05:58but
01:05:59it's over with now
01:06:01you should
01:06:03punish me for straying
01:06:05you make me sick
01:06:08i make me sick
01:06:10nice
01:06:19underwear
01:06:21it's a great craftsmanship
01:06:28okay
01:06:29let's get this over with
01:06:34is that all you have to say?
01:06:36do you even realize how hot i am?
01:06:38i'm
01:06:39i'm
01:06:40sorry
01:06:41chantel
01:06:42i
01:06:43i thought i wanted this
01:06:45but i don't
01:06:47i'm not the stud that i used to be
01:06:50amelia broke up with me
01:06:55it feels like she's stomping on my heart with one of your shoes
01:07:03never in a million years
01:07:05never in a million years
01:07:06did i think i'd fall for dog walk with my hair
01:07:07i am
01:07:08fucking devastated
01:07:10and all her wishes i could take back how i acted
01:07:13i just wanted to come back to me
01:07:26amelia?
01:07:28hi dad
01:07:30gucci's gone?
01:07:31i'll be right there
01:07:33gucci
01:07:35gucci
01:07:36gucci
01:07:37gucci
01:07:38gucci
01:07:39gucci
01:07:40gucci
01:07:41gucci
01:07:42gucci
01:07:43gucci
01:07:44gucci
01:07:45gucci
01:07:46gucci
01:07:47gucci
01:07:48gucci
01:07:49gucci
01:07:50gucci
01:07:51gucci
01:07:52gucci
01:07:53gucci
01:07:54gucci
01:07:55gucci
01:07:56gucci
01:07:57gucci
01:07:58gucci
01:07:59gucci
01:08:00gucci
01:08:01gucci
01:08:02gucci
01:08:03gucci
01:08:04gucci
01:08:05gucci
01:08:06gucci
01:08:07gucci
01:08:08gucci
01:08:09gucci
01:08:12Gucci!
01:08:13Gucci!
01:08:14Gucci!
01:08:15Hey, hey, hey!
01:08:16Where's Michelangelo?
01:08:17Huh?
01:08:18I thought you were both together.
01:08:19Why isn't he here with you?
01:08:20Oh, um, he's...
01:08:21Sorry, I'm late, Dad.
01:08:23Where were you?
01:08:24I had to stop for late-night delivery at Mastriani's.
01:08:27It's Gucci's favorite prosciutto.
01:08:29If this doesn't ring out of hiding, nothing will.
01:08:32Smart move, dude.
01:08:34Here, ladies, take a piece of this prosciutto here.
01:08:37That's it, Dad.
01:08:42Give me the urc.
01:08:53Gucci!
01:09:00He's hopeless.
01:09:02We've been looking for him all night long.
01:09:05We're never gonna find him.
01:09:07Don't give up, Dad.
01:09:08He's just off having a little adventure.
01:09:10Keep looking.
01:09:11He'll turn up in a few minutes.
01:09:13See?
01:09:14They're not gonna kill us.
01:09:16I do have to admit, though,
01:09:18I didn't expect to see this side of him.
01:09:21He's really there for his dad.
01:09:24His dad's dog.
01:09:26So you approve now?
01:09:28They didn't say that.
01:09:30Gucci!
01:09:32Gucci!
01:09:33Gucci!
01:09:34My boy's back!
01:09:37Oh!
01:09:38Oh!
01:09:39Oh!
01:09:40Oh!
01:09:41Oh!
01:09:42Oh!
01:09:43Oh!
01:09:44Oh!
01:09:45Oh!
01:09:46Okay.
01:09:47Okay.
01:09:48I'm a little closer to approving.
01:09:51I might have possibly misjudged you.
01:10:04A little.
01:10:06It's okay.
01:10:07Most of what the tabloids publish is true.
01:10:09They just leave out part of the story.
01:10:12Amelia.
01:10:14Can we talk?
01:10:18Please?
01:10:22Amelia.
01:10:23Can we talk?
01:10:26Please?
01:10:27Okay.
01:10:37Amelia.
01:10:38I'm sorry about earlier tonight.
01:10:42I shouldn't have attacked your sister.
01:10:44And I shouldn't have blown up at you for mentioning the contract.
01:10:50I hope that you know you mean so much more to me than just a business agreement.
01:10:57Thanks for saying that.
01:10:59I needed to hear that.
01:11:02And I'm sorry for calling you a monster.
01:11:06You're not one.
01:11:08I'm still learning new things about you.
01:11:11Most of them are good.
01:11:14I'm happy we signed the contract.
01:11:17I'm not.
01:11:20You're not?
01:11:21What do you mean?
01:11:22Amelia, this might sound crazy, but I meant it when I said that I love you.
01:11:32And I don't want some silly piece of paper to be the reason that we stay together.
01:11:38I want to know that our love is real.
01:11:40Dad.
01:11:43What is it, son?
01:11:45I want to cancel the contract between me and Amelia.
01:11:48Why, son?
01:11:50Because I want to ask her to marry me.
01:11:54And not because of some legal obligation.
01:11:57But because she wants to.
01:12:06Consider our contract null and void.
01:12:16Amelia.
01:12:18What will it be?
01:12:19Will you marry me?
01:12:21Will you marry me?
01:12:25Will you marry me?
01:12:28Yes.
01:12:29I'll marry you.
01:12:30You've made me the happiest underwear model in the world.
01:12:48And I'm the happiest dog walker.
01:12:51Look at me.
01:12:53I'm dripping like a Roman aqueduct.
01:12:56All right, all right, you two.
01:12:59That's enough, all right?
01:13:01We spent this whole night together.
01:13:03Come over to my place, all right?
01:13:04We'll have a nice breakfast Italian style.
01:13:08Hopefully it's not too rich for you.
01:13:11I think I can get used to it.
01:13:13And then we can all discuss the wedding, all right?
01:13:16I want to hear from everybody involved.
01:13:18Especially Coldplay.
01:13:20We're not getting Coldplay, Dad.
01:13:22It was worth a try.
01:13:23It was worth a try.
01:13:48And now the bride and groom would like to give their vows.
01:13:50Michelangelo?
01:13:52Amelia.
01:13:54Even though we're far from a perfect couple, we're perfect together.
01:14:00I've learned so much from you in such a short amount of time, and not just about dogs.
01:14:05I don't know how I ever managed anything without you.
01:14:06I'm looking forward to your support and counsel as I take over the family business from my father this year.
01:14:20And in return, I promise to be patient and loving husband as you turn our backyard into the doggy daycare you've always dreamed of.
01:14:37Amelia, you're the only thing better than free underwear.
01:14:48I love you so much.
01:14:49I never thought I would end up with a former man thong model, but here we are.
01:15:03Michelangelo, you've helped me come out of my shell, and you've taught me how to live life to the fullest.
01:15:07Something I hope to do more of on our honeymoon in Italy.
01:15:16And although we haven't spent much time together, it feels like a lifetime in a good way.
01:15:21I know your mom would be proud of you.
01:15:24Te amo Michelangelo.
01:15:26I love you.
01:15:28With the power vested in me by Almighty God and the city of Beverly Hills, I now pronounce you husband and wife.
01:15:35You may kiss your bride.
01:15:44Thanks.
01:15:46I'm Betsy, Amelia's sister.
01:15:49I'm Jake.
01:15:51Another dog walker.
01:15:53It's crazy.
01:15:54You know, given my sister.
01:15:56I've always been more of a cat person.
01:15:58Me too.
01:16:00Oh!
01:16:02Oh!
01:16:03Ah!
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