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Celebs Go Dating (2016) Season 14 Episode 2- Episode 2 -
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00:00Previously on Celebs Go Dating, the agency rolled out the red carpet for five new unhitched
00:07hotties and they were put to work straight away at a mixer with a twist.
00:11You have no idea what's in store for you.
00:17Ex-Atomic kitten Kerry Katona struggled to find anyone to get her purring.
00:21Too young.
00:22I'll end up breastfeeding him.
00:24I'm sure he wouldn't mind.
00:26A nervy Christine McGuinness struggled with her flirty banter.
00:29I feel like everyone else is absolutely fine and I'm off the pan of the pan.
00:33Pint-sized Love Islander Liv Hawkins had people queuing up to be her soulmate.
00:37Do you know what? You really have nice hands and feet.
00:40Oh, you're looking at my feet.
00:41Oh, he loves those trots.
00:44Six-year celibate S Club 7's John Lee raised a few eyebrows.
00:47The amount of words I've seen on my face.
00:49It's a miracle I can even drink for a straw.
00:51Apart from his own, of course.
00:53And Too Hot To Handle's Louis Russell proved too hot for, well, pretty much everyone.
00:57I can take two.
00:59Including one of the celebs.
01:02I think you're trouble.
01:02What?
01:05Then Senor Brunson went full Willy Wonka.
01:09It's what I call a golden ticket.
01:12And told the celebs to pick one date to take to Ibiza.
01:16I don't know your name, but in the white dress.
01:18Which proved more than a challenge for Louis.
01:21My name is Caitlin.
01:22Courtney, there was a moment of affection.
01:25No, I just borrowed some lip gloss.
01:26Ah, that old chestnut.
01:28How do you think this is going for you, Louis, right now?
01:30Not great.
01:31And now we're all caught up.
01:32Time to find out if Caitlin says yes to Lippy Louis.
01:35My money says she's not biting.
01:41Caitlin, Louis has chosen you to go to Ibiza with him.
01:45Now, are you going to say yes?
01:55Yes.
01:57Great.
01:58Off you go.
01:58Now you can give your ticket.
02:00So after all that, Louis's bagged a date for Ibiza.
02:03Or she just fancied a free holiday.
02:05What's her name?
02:06Caitlin.
02:07Yeah?
02:08All right.
02:09Appreciate it.
02:09Remember it.
02:12I got slaughtered for no reason.
02:13Nah, just forgot your date's name and kissed another girl.
02:16No biggie, mate.
02:17Thank you, ladies.
02:18Just allow me, innit?
02:20Like, I had to know the name of like 30 other women.
02:23What are my men to do?
02:24Write your name down in notes.
02:26Fair point.
02:27Why waste precious time writing things down when you could be staring at boobies?
02:32Next up will be Olivia.
02:34Oh, great.
02:35So Olivia, step on up for us.
02:37All right.
02:37So here's what we want to do.
02:39If you have spoken to Olivia tonight, I want you to step forward.
02:43There we go.
02:44Goodness.
02:45You talk to everyone here tonight.
02:48All right.
02:48So now, Olivia, I'm imagining that you do know who you want to select to go to Ibiza with you.
02:55I do.
02:56You do?
02:56Yeah.
02:57Trouble is, I think he might be stood behind her, not in front.
03:00All right.
03:01So it's time to choose.
03:02Okay.
03:03Olivia.
03:04Yes.
03:05Who would you like to come with you to Ibiza?
03:12I would like to take Mark to Ibiza.
03:18Maybe crack a smile, mate.
03:19So now, why Mark?
03:21We had a really good chat the first time, but I felt like the second time I really got to know him.
03:26I feel like we'd really have a good time.
03:29Mark, here's the big question.
03:33Are you up for a date with Olivia in Ibiza?
03:37I'd do that.
03:40I'd do that.
03:42Absolutely.
03:43Oh, okay.
03:45All right.
03:46All right.
03:46This is good.
03:47This is good.
03:48Everything about you just feels so right.
03:52Are you going off?
03:54I think we're going to have a really good time.
03:57All right.
03:58All right.
03:59All right.
04:00Excellent.
04:01Good job.
04:01Good job.
04:02Good job.
04:05That was way more scary than I imagined.
04:07I actually thought he was going to say no at one point.
04:10Relieved is an understatement.
04:13Next up is going to be Kerry Katona.
04:19So the mixer for you was phenomenal?
04:21And yeah, there was some lovely people there.
04:24So if you have spoken to Kerry, please step forward.
04:31Go on, Kezza.
04:31Look at that.
04:32It's like a 90s boy band reunion.
04:34A bit of rough, baby face, brainy one with glasses,
04:39and the manager slash security.
04:41Nice work, Kerry.
04:42To be honest with you, I'm really shocked at how many fellas
04:45stood forward.
04:46There's one that if I've got to, I'll pick.
04:50So do you believe you know the gentleman that you would like
04:53to come to Ibiza with you?
04:55Yes, I do.
04:55You do?
04:56I do, yeah.
04:57Why did you decide to choose this person?
04:58Because I thought, look, Kerry, stop beating a knob.
05:01Brilliant.
05:02I hear that ten times a day at my house.
05:03The kids have a point, to be fair, though.
05:05Got to know this guy.
05:06I thought, you know what, you're sound.
05:08And the look go without the top on.
05:11This fella reckons he's got it in a bag.
05:13All right, so now let's find out if they say yes.
05:16OK.
05:17Kerry, who would you like to take to Ibiza with you?
05:29I would like to take Dale.
05:30Or should we call him Chippendale?
05:32Look at those arms.
05:34I think we had a really good conversation at the bar.
05:36It flowed easily.
05:37You're dead chilled and relaxed and cool.
05:39And I thought you were a nice lad.
05:41Oh, God.
05:44So, Dale, Kerry has selected you?
05:46Yeah.
05:47Would you like to go to Ibiza with Kerry?
05:51Come on, Dale, my bum old's twitching like the dog's nose
05:54when I'm carving a roast chicken, eh?
05:55Yeah, of course we would, yeah.
05:57Oh!
05:58Get in, Kezza!
05:59Dale! Get in!
06:01Look at that one arm lift and not even breaking a sweat.
06:04Hashtag lad.
06:05Hashtag gains.
06:06Hashtag pump.
06:07Oh, where's your ticket?
06:09Good job, Kevra.
06:12From Atomic Kitten to Atomic Wedgie in one arm lift.
06:15Impressive.
06:16We're taking a look and I'm gonna be.
06:20Oh!
06:23I'm so glad you chose him,
06:24because I'm going to see him with his top office lap.
06:26Careful what you wish for.
06:27He might have 40 nipples.
06:29Gentlemen, thank you.
06:31Thank you so much.
06:32We'll see you in Ibiza.
06:33It's OK.
06:34That was, like, worse than army weddings.
06:36But, ironically, lasted longer than the marriages.
06:40John Lee.
06:41Is it my turn?
06:42It's your turn.
06:43Come on down.
06:44If you'd like to step on up.
06:46Come on.
06:47John, did you find somebody potentially
06:50that you might have little eye on to ask?
06:52Yes, I did, yeah.
06:54OK, fine.
06:56If you spoke to John, could you please come out front?
07:01Oh, you were a busy boy.
07:02I was a busy boy, yeah.
07:05Jesus, what was he doing?
07:06Choosing a date or a father's hard football team?
07:09John!
07:10I'm home.
07:15John, this is it.
07:16Your moment of truth.
07:17Yes.
07:17Could you please tell us who you have selected to come to Ibiza?
07:22So, this hasn't been easy, because it's not that long
07:24to actually get to know somebody,
07:26but there's definitely one guy that stands out.
07:30I would like to take...
07:38Jared.
07:39Jared.
07:40OK.
07:43Why have you selected Jared?
07:44Um, I had great chats with everybody,
07:47but I felt like we had a bit more of a connection.
07:50Jared, would you like to accept John's invitation to Ibiza?
07:56Come on, Jared.
07:57Nobody wants to see S Club One in Ibiza.
08:00I think we felt just as uncomfortable as each other in the beginning.
08:03Uh-oh.
08:05But we got on really naturally, so yes.
08:08So, yes?
08:08Yeah, yeah, 100%.
08:09Yes.
08:10It's a yes!
08:10Oh, well done!
08:14Yay!
08:16A little kiss and a cheese.
08:18We'll see you in Ibiza, boys.
08:20Yeah!
08:20Good job, John.
08:21Well done.
08:22He left me hanging for a little bit there,
08:24but I'm just going to take that as a sign he's got a good sense of humour.
08:26He is, isn't he?
08:28He's cute, isn't he?
08:29He's very sweet.
08:32Christine.
08:33Come on up, baby girl.
08:37OK, how are you, Christine?
08:39How was the mixer for you?
08:40I still don't know if I enjoyed it or not.
08:43I'm not really sure.
08:44OK.
08:45It's different, new, brand new for me.
08:47OK, it was.
08:48And we knew you were very nervous.
08:50Yeah.
08:50And did you find some people that you liked,
08:52that you connected with, do you think?
08:54Yes, I did.
08:55I did.
08:56And I've struggled with the fact that I did because I can't decide.
09:01I struggle making decisions at the best of times,
09:04but this is a real big struggle.
09:07Now, if you spoke to Christine in the mixer tonight,
09:09if you would like to please step forward.
09:11Uh, is it anyone this guy hasn't stepped forward for tonight?
09:15Good job, Christine.
09:16Yeah.
09:19OK, so this is it, Christine.
09:21The moment of truth.
09:23Who out of these people, if anyone,
09:25would you like to invite to Ibiza with you?
09:31I really don't know.
09:32Hurry up, Christine.
09:37Amnesia shuts in 12 hours.
09:39I love women.
09:40Never mind, Kieran.
09:42I'll, I'll, I'll, honestly, I'll do it.
09:46I'll do it.
09:51You can step back, really.
09:52Better luck next time, Kieran.
09:54But seriously, mate, do as you're told.
09:55I'll, I'll make the decision.
09:56I'll do it.
09:56Step back.
09:58So, this is great.
09:59Poor Kieran.
10:00Out of these ladies here, is there one lady in particular
10:04that you would like to get to know more and spend some time with in Ibiza?
10:11There's parts of all of them that I really, really like.
10:14I'm very attracted to a masculine woman.
10:17She's not trying to fit in and be like anybody else.
10:20I found that very, very attractive.
10:23But then, like, with Leigh-Anne, although she's presenting more femme,
10:29I know that there's a lot of dominance in her.
10:32No shit.
10:32I'm surprised Kieran's not already in an Uber.
10:35I'm really, really torn.
10:44This is a tough decision for anyone to make,
10:55but clearly this is posing a real challenge for Christine,
10:59especially as it's in such a public place.
11:01This is something we can really work on with her and the agency.
11:04Can you change your mind, sir?
11:06Can you change it, can you change it?
11:07Just go, here you go.
11:08Go, here you go.
11:10They know what they're here, so...
11:14Oh, God, I can't handle this.
11:15I haven't seen this much tension since my auntie's gastric band snapped.
11:19R.I.P, Sheila.
11:30Welcome back to So Let's Go Dating,
11:31where there's not a single unclenched bottom in the room.
11:34Who's Christine going to take to Ibiza?
11:37Will it be Michelle or Leigh-Anne?
11:39Or, actually, what are you still doing here, Kieran? Jog on!
11:42You've got this, Christine.
11:45Who would you like to bring to Ibiza?
11:46Oh, God, I've just turned around and changed my mind again.
11:51Come on, Christine.
11:52Be nice to get to Ibiza while it's still summer.
12:00Leigh-Anne.
12:00I haven't seen the agents this happy since Pete Wicks said no to a full series.
12:15Oh, hang on! Hang on! Hang on! Hang on! Hang on!
12:17Everyone, stop! Everyone, stop! We have a big issue.
12:21Oh, God, Pete Wicks ain't coming back, is he?
12:23She might not want to go.
12:24Exactly, Kerry!
12:26Oh, yeah, I forgot Leigh-Anne actually has a say in all this.
12:30Leigh-Anne!
12:34Would you like to go to Ibiza with Christine?
12:37Yes.
12:40Oh, thank God,
12:41because you've already missed Speedy Balding.
12:46That was horrible.
12:48I'm so relieved and I can't wait to spend more time with her.
12:51Thank you very, very much indeed.
12:53I think it's fair to say that has been one of our most entertaining mixers we've ever had.
12:58I think it's very clear that sparks are already flying all over the place.
13:02This is going to be a very exciting few weeks.
13:04Celebs, well done, but things will become even harder.
13:09Oh, God.
13:09Am I going to get grilled in Ibiza and all?
13:11Depends who you show your lip gloss to.
13:13So we cannot wait to see you in Ibiza.
13:15Woo!
13:18Excited.
13:19Yes.
13:19It's a brand new day and with it comes a brand new celebrity dating agency.
13:28That's right.
13:28We've moved, which I'm told has absolutely nothing to do with the neighbours' complaints
13:33about the weird noises coming from Tom's office.
13:36Speaking of which, here's old squeaky bollocks now.
13:39What you up to, Thomas?
13:40I know the agents better than they know themselves.
13:43So they've bestowed upon me the honour of stuffing their Balearic bags with all the essentials for their sojourn on the Ibiza isle.
13:53In other words, you're packing Brunson Speedos for him.
13:55Unbelievable.
13:56Bigger than I expected, though.
13:58Oh, you're a sausage.
14:00Say what you see, Tom.
14:01But here comes another banger.
14:05It's Dr T, our first agent to enter the brand new agency.
14:09I reckon she's going to absolutely love it.
14:13I don't think she's even noticed.
14:15Next up, striding into HQ like an excited brownie arriving at camp, it's Anna Williamson.
14:24Hello.
14:25Morning, beautiful.
14:27Oh, my God.
14:31You look like an orgasm.
14:32Better than smelling like one, I suppose.
14:34I look like an orgasm.
14:36You do.
14:36Like vaginal orgasm?
14:37Yeah.
14:38You look like anal orgasm.
14:39Oh!
14:41No way you can orgasm out your arse.
14:43Really?
14:43And there's one agent still to join this multiple orgasm.
14:49And here he comes now, Paul C. Brunson.
14:52Drink him in.
14:55Oh, back up, back up.
14:56New office, Paul.
14:57New office.
14:58There you go.
15:00Oh, good morning.
15:01Oh, my God.
15:02I promise you, I kept going up the stairs.
15:05Tom has done a fantastic job creating a professional and fresh new environment to allow us to do what
15:12we do best.
15:12Dressed like orgasms?
15:14Help celebs find love.
15:15Oh, yeah, that too.
15:16Bloody hell, though, guys.
15:18Woo!
15:18A mixer!
15:19I am giving it an A+.
15:21Tara, curious.
15:23As an American, what were your first impressions of Kerry?
15:25You know, she kind of reminds me of, like, a cartoon character.
15:29Oh.
15:29Yeah.
15:30That would have been a very different Frozen.
15:32Let it go before I smash your face in, knobhead.
15:34Yeah, I think she's going to be our trickiest.
15:36But also, Louis, you know, dating is his, like, professional sport.
15:40Yes.
15:40I'll be honest with you, Louis really, really boiled my piss.
15:44Why don't you tell us what you really think, Anna?
15:46The way he handled that mixer, I think, exposed him for being the childish fuckboy that he
15:54clearly is right now.
15:55Saying he's childish is a bit harsh.
15:56We all knew about Louis' reputation, but I was not expecting him to display such a demonstration
16:02of immaturity so early on.
16:05Forgetting your date's name is one thing, but then kissing somebody else on the same
16:09evening, I mean, this is going to be a challenge.
16:12You know who we haven't talked about, and she could be one of the most intriguing, at
16:16least for me, is Christine.
16:18Mm-hmm.
16:18I just, I, oh, Christine.
16:20She was extremely nervous.
16:21There was something about Christine that I found very endearing, and I'm looking forward
16:29to speaking to her on a more one-to-one basis.
16:33Well, you won't have to wait long, because here comes model, mum and queen of keeping
16:38it real, Yummy Mummy Long Legs, Christine McGuinness.
16:43Hello, Celebrity Dating Agency.
16:45Hi, it's Christine.
16:47Oh, hello, Christine.
16:49Come on in.
16:51Can you feel kind of just a little more time?
16:55What would you do, I believe, to be born again, baby?
16:59To be born again?
17:02Oh.
17:02Hello.
17:04Gravishing.
17:05Hi.
17:06I'm well.
17:08How are you?
17:09I'm okay.
17:10I'm all right.
17:11Our lovely Christine was visibly a quiver with nerves at the mixer, and subsequently in quite
17:17a quandary when it came to decision time, but that is, of course, why she's here, so that
17:22we can cradle her and benevolently steer her towards romance.
17:27How are you?
17:29I'm nervous.
17:29I'm a little bit nervous.
17:32You were at the mixer a bit too, weren't you?
17:34Yeah.
17:34But, you know, I noticed that you came down, you told me I'm fretful as a porcupine, and
17:40then you went and dazzled everybody.
17:42Do you think so?
17:42Oh, my goodness, I know so.
17:44I saw you.
17:45I struggle to read people, so I never really know if I've made a good impression or not.
17:51Okay.
17:53Hello, hello.
17:54We are ready for Christine.
17:56All right.
17:57Bye, darlings.
17:58Bye.
17:59You know, Christine McGinnis is someone who, it's interesting, I typically don't know the
18:04celebrities, but her name just bounces around.
18:08Now, isn't this interesting, because typically I do know the celebrities, because...
18:12It's your job?
18:13I'm just always reading celebrity gossip, but with Christine, I've heard the name countless
18:19times.
18:20I have no clue what she's about.
18:23What's behind the name?
18:24No, what's behind the name?
18:24Well, you're about to, because here she is now.
18:27Hi.
18:28Hi.
18:29Christine.
18:30You okay?
18:31We are well.
18:33Are you?
18:34How are you doing?
18:35Still a bit.
18:36Yeah.
18:36I'm barely slept.
18:37Right.
18:38Come on in and come and talk to us.
18:40I've been so anxious since the mixer.
18:42I've found everything so overwhelming.
18:45I've barely slept.
18:46Tell us what's happened.
18:48I didn't realise that I would have to choose people.
18:52I thought you would go and source me someday.
18:55Okay.
18:55So I wasn't prepared for that.
18:58I don't like the saying no to somebody to the face.
19:01I think it's a bit...
19:03I didn't like it at all.
19:05I find saying no to someone's face difficult too, so I sat to their feet.
19:08But you know what I think a great lesson right away for you is, Christine, do you think it's better to rip a Band-Aid off slowly or quickly?
19:16I know that if someone isn't right for me and I need to be vocal about that and not string anybody along, I don't want to give anyone the wrong impression.
19:23It's just, I really struggle with upsetting people.
19:28Right.
19:29When you drag it out, what you do is you prolong the pain.
19:32Yeah.
19:32We saw at The Mixer that Christine struggles to make decisions with regard to her self-confidence, her self-worth, her self-esteem.
19:41Now, while she's here at the agency, this is clearly something we need to help her with.
19:46Christine needs a lot of help.
19:47Can I ask, dating aside, how do you find making decisions in life day to day?
19:52Awful.
19:53Really, really bad.
19:54And I struggle with what colour socks I'm wearing when you can't even see me socks.
19:57I hear orgasm browns, very trendy at the moment.
20:00But I think your first great step was that you were clear you want to date a woman.
20:06Yes.
20:06That was a decision you made.
20:07Yeah, yeah.
20:08That's good.
20:09I'm happy with that decision.
20:11It's a great decision.
20:12Leanne, she's my zone and I can't wait to hear more about her and her life.
20:17So whilst I've got this opportunity to learn and grow, I want to enjoy doing that with women.
20:24So while Christine sets out on her search for the right woman, our next celeb to arrive at the agency will take any woman and has zero chance of remembering their name.
20:34It's Louis Armstrong Russell.
20:36Big bang, ding dong.
20:37Hello, Celebrity Dating Agency.
20:40Yeah, it's Louis Russell here.
20:41Can I come in?
20:52Oh.
20:53Hello.
20:54Oh.
20:54How are you doing?
20:56Hello.
20:56It is with great delight that I welcome Louis into my rather splendid new quarters.
21:02And something tells me he's just going to thrive.
21:06Smells great in here.
21:08Oh, well, it's partially me and partially my diffuser.
21:12Hmm.
21:13Yeah, he's got no idea.
21:15And I think it might be that creeper up my trellis.
21:18Pardon?
21:19Hang on.
21:19Has he got smelly pervert on his fence?
21:21It's what's making all the butterflies, Dottie.
21:24It's wisteria.
21:25Call of security.
21:25He's just on about the flowers.
21:27The red admirals go crazy for it.
21:30They just guzzle the nectar.
21:32I would like to guzzle some nectar.
21:34You were doing quite a lot of nectar guzzling at that mixer.
21:38I was.
21:38You were everywhere.
21:39It's like there were 17 Louis.
21:4117 Louis?
21:42I think the agents are going to struggle with one.
21:47Meanwhile, at Casa Katona, it looks like Keza has already picked out a sexy number for her and Dale's first date in sunny Espana.
21:54Oh, Heidi!
22:00Come and help me, love.
22:01I need your opinion desperately.
22:03On what?
22:05Do I look mutton dressed as lamb?
22:07I think...
22:09I look like a highlighter.
22:12Heidi's absolutely nailed it, to be fair.
22:15Not that one.
22:18What kind of guy do you think I need, Heidi?
22:20Tell me what kind of new daddy do you want.
22:23I think I've had enough.
22:24Thanks.
22:25She's killing it.
22:26I might put my feet up for a bit.
22:27You just need someone who's like, knows how to handle you but not restrict you.
22:32Do you know what I mean?
22:33What do you mean, handle me?
22:34You're a lot.
22:36I get that.
22:37But I'm not what people think, though, am I?
22:38I'm not the Kerry that everyone thinks I am.
22:41I don't go out drinking.
22:42I don't do...
22:42It's only you who makes me drink in afternoon.
22:45Now you're 18.
22:47Is it, though, Kerry?
22:48That's not true.
22:49Yeah, we know.
22:50How do you feel about going to Ibiza?
22:52You know what?
22:53I'm not going to lie.
22:53I feel really intimidated.
22:56I look a bit nervous because it's quite a young bunch, like Liv's young, Lou is young.
23:03I've not done their Ibiza thing before.
23:04You look amazing, you feel amazing, you're glowing, you're single, and you're ready to mingle.
23:11I think the glow's sweat because I'm pre-menopausal, but we won't tell the date he's that.
23:16Sensible, Kezza.
23:17Maybe leave the slippers at home, too, while you're at it.
23:19I am going to miss you.
23:20I am going to miss you so much.
23:21Anna, I wish you could come with me and book me a big cuddle.
23:23I'm going to miss you, too.
23:24I love you so much.
23:25My baby, get that.
23:26Make your sister out of the cage every now and then, won't you?
23:29She's joking, right?
23:30Someone who has been pretty cagey so far is Christine, so Anna and Paul want to dig
23:36a little deeper.
23:38Can we go back and cover your relationship history?
23:43When I met my ex-husband, he wasn't as known as what he is now.
23:47I was 19 when I met him.
23:51I went to an event where I was modelling and my ex-husband was there.
23:56Somebody introduced us and we had a laugh and we kept in touch.
24:01Did you fancy him?
24:03Yeah, I did.
24:04I did.
24:05He had like a cheeky charm.
24:08He made me laugh and I wasn't in the best place.
24:11I was struggling with a lot of things.
24:13I struggled a lot as a teenager.
24:15I didn't really know where I fitted and where I belonged.
24:18And when I met my ex-husband, it was just perfect timing.
24:22He made me laugh so much.
24:25And it was easy.
24:27It was an easy relationship.
24:28What happened around your breakup and who initiated it?
24:33Anyone can make mistakes, but I think the trust was broken.
24:45Welcome back to Celebs Go Dating, where Christine is opening up about her relationship with ex-husband, Paddy McGuinness.
24:58I'll always love him.
24:59It's the father of my children.
25:01I think he'll always be the only man that I will ever love.
25:03A lot of people make mistakes and mess up.
25:08And when you're a couple who is quite well known in the industry, then obviously everyone knows your business.
25:14And he was getting a really, really difficult time in the press.
25:17Because of that?
25:18Yeah.
25:19And I didn't like that.
25:20It was a lot for him and I just wanted it to stop.
25:23So it was me that said enough's enough.
25:26So in some ways, I suppose I still carry that feeling of, well, it's my fault then because I ended it.
25:33We had an amazing 15 years.
25:37We really did.
25:37The last couple of years, things just weren't quite the same.
25:41I think once the respect isn't quite there anymore, it's time to leave.
25:48Would you say that was the hardest decision you've had to make in your life?
25:50Ever in my life.
25:51Yeah, yeah.
25:51And it forever will be.
25:53What is your goal here?
25:56I feel I'm just a couple of steps away from completely being my new self and not Paddy's wife.
26:06And I'm sort of coming out of the transition part and going, okay, I am single.
26:12I absolutely do love women and would love to explore that more.
26:16And I definitely see that that's where I'm more comfortable.
26:18But I've just got a couple of more different corners to navigate before I'm okay.
26:27Look at you.
26:28You're creative.
26:30You are incredibly authentic.
26:32You are stunning, right?
26:34You're loyal.
26:35You're loyal.
26:36There are so many attributes to you that you have to believe.
26:41And this process is going to allow you to do that.
26:45Thank you so much for your time.
26:46I've got to stay here all week, but I've got a flight to catch.
26:49Yes, she's got a flight to catch.
26:51She does.
26:52Well, listen.
26:53See you on that flight, baby.
26:54This is good.
26:55Thank you so much.
26:56Christine, welcome to the AGC.
26:58We'll see you at Ibiza.
26:59Bye-bye.
27:00Bye-bye.
27:02I don't even think we've scratched the surface.
27:05Babes, I think we've scratched 0.1%.
27:08So while Christine makes her way to the airport,
27:12across town, the second cutest member of the wholesome 90s pop machine, S Club 7,
27:17is prepping for his Ibiza trip after locking in Jared at last night's mixer.
27:22Jesus, check out the nips on S Club John.
27:24Bad boy.
27:25So the mixer, I did actually really enjoy,
27:28but that's something that's really out of my comfort zone
27:30because I'm not actually that great in big crowds of people.
27:34But the guys were really nice, and I think I definitely made the right decision.
27:37Right, so other than those abs, what else are you packing, fella?
27:40So we're just going to pack our last few little bits for the case.
27:43This is some salt spray for my hair,
27:45moisturiser, deodorant, absolutely.
27:49Some mouthwash.
27:50And this is my secret weapon.
27:52Baby oil, Imodium, Vaseline for the nips.
27:55Ain't no party like an S Club party.
27:57My little country cap, because I'm a West Country lad.
28:00Huh?
28:00So this would be coming down to Ibiza with me as well.
28:03My little Cornish farmer's cap.
28:05Unless Pasha are running a Calvin Harris tweed night,
28:08I reckon your pulling options might be a bit limited.
28:10Someone who definitely hasn't packed any tweed,
28:14unless Burberry have started making Johnnies,
28:16is none other than, I quote, childish fuckboy, Louis.
28:20Do you think that Louis will be different in here with us
28:23than he was at the mixer with everyone else?
28:25Mmm.
28:27If I have to predict, I don't think so.
28:29You don't think so?
28:30Mm-hmm.
28:30Yeah, I'm with you.
28:31Come on in.
28:35Hello.
28:36What's up, man?
28:37It's up.
28:37How you doing?
28:38I am super excited about Louis.
28:41Now, definitely I have some reservations.
28:43I saw at the mixer his cheeky side,
28:46but I also saw someone who wants to become more.
28:50And for that, I want to make him my pet project.
28:54Careful, P-Dog.
28:55If it's anything like my experiences with pets,
28:57it'll chew your slippers and piss all over the sofa.
28:59So, when you went into the mixer, what was the goal?
29:03I'm normally going clear-headed,
29:05so I didn't really have a goal.
29:07You had sexual chemistry with everyone.
29:10I give off, maybe, quite a sexual aura.
29:14Really?
29:15Yeah.
29:18Tara doesn't look convinced.
29:20I'm just, I'm confused.
29:21I don't know.
29:21What is sexual aura?
29:23So, you got BDE.
29:26Big Dick Energy.
29:28That way.
29:28Which I call Big Clit Energy.
29:30Or that way.
29:32It's not even that, like, they think you have a big dick.
29:35It's more like you carry yourself in a way...
29:38That a person with a big dick would?
29:40That you're confident enough to speak to whoever
29:42because you don't care about the outcome.
29:44Okay.
29:44And, oh, he probably is, knows what he's doing.
29:49Ooh.
29:50With his hands, mouth and Big Ben.
29:52Hands, mouth and Big Ben.
29:54This guy can multitask, too.
29:55What a guy.
29:57He's good at fucking.
29:58What can I say?
29:59Once you found out that Ibiza was the end destination,
30:03you had to take someone,
30:04did that change how you approached anyone?
30:06Well, yeah.
30:08That makes it, like, a lot more, like, serious.
30:12Do you remember her name?
30:18What's her name?
30:20Come on, Big Ben.
30:21Time is ticking.
30:21Mm-hmm.
30:23Begins with...
30:24You're great with your hands, mouth and Big Ben,
30:29but now I need you to be great with your mind.
30:34Caitlin.
30:36Yes.
30:37There's a good boy.
30:38Give him a treat, boy.
30:39He's a good boy.
30:40You know, once you stepped up, we kept asking you.
30:42You were like, I love Caitlin's energy.
30:44I love Caitlin's energy.
30:45So was it really her energy that made you select her?
30:50Yeah, because the way she...
30:52She didn't stand there like, oh, he's going to pick me.
30:56She stood there in confidence of herself, though.
31:01Despite what he says,
31:02I don't think Louis picked Caitlin for the right reason.
31:05I actually saw him eyeing someone else.
31:07Was there anyone else that you were flirting with?
31:13Yeah, probably her.
31:14I live.
31:15I think you're trouble.
31:18Trouble can be good.
31:19Yeah, it can be.
31:20There we go.
31:21There we go.
31:22I felt a little bit of that energy.
31:25She's beautiful, though.
31:26Like, for me, she was the prettiest in the room.
31:30So, are you interested in a committed, monogamous relationship?
31:37I think you lost him at committed, Paul.
31:40One person.
31:41That's hard, bruv.
31:43There's so many beautiful women out there.
31:44Now, Louis is a complex case.
31:47He can attract women.
31:48That's no problem for him.
31:50But I wonder if his true interests align with our process here.
31:54It's hard to gauge you at first,
31:57because you're funny, you know, you're charismatic,
31:59you're a good-looking guy, like, you've got all these things.
32:02Anyone else feel like there's a big butt about to drop?
32:05But what's clear is that you're immature.
32:07There it is.
32:07And so the question is, is, do you want to grow up?
32:16Because you could live in that state,
32:18or what you could do is you could say,
32:19you know what, I want to take all of this,
32:21and I want to funnel into one person.
32:23Why that's hard for me, yeah?
32:28I grew up in a bad, broken household.
32:32I've never seen marriage good.
32:34So that concept of marriage,
32:37of having one person and promising yourself to them,
32:39when they can take your whole life away from you,
32:43from leaving.
32:44When my dad left, I think I was about five or six,
32:47and it took a massive effect on me
32:49not being able to see him for a very long time.
32:51The idea of committing to just one person
32:53and just trusting them,
32:55it's just so hard to believe.
32:57I just can't see it happening.
33:00So hopefully the agency can help me out.
33:03Maybe this is a way for you to explore that path
33:07and how that would feel.
33:09Mm.
33:12I'm here to sort of find out if it's possible, I guess.
33:16There you go.
33:17Louis, you're my special project.
33:18I always have a special project every year.
33:22Tight shit.
33:23Yes.
33:24We're going to have a good time.
33:25Okay.
33:26Heading out to the airport?
33:28Let's go.
33:28All right, man.
33:29We look forward to seeing you there.
33:30Okay, I appreciate you.
33:31Thank you always.
33:32Mwah.
33:33Appreciate you.
33:34My God.
33:35All right, man.
33:36Did you get a connection?
33:37It was good.
33:38Yeah.
33:38That was nice.
33:39See you later, gang.
33:40Oh, my God, man.
33:43I love that dude.
33:46He gave us a little glimmer there with his father.
33:49Mm-hmm.
33:49And you can see that that absence and that trauma
33:52has clearly impacted how he shows up and why he shows up.
33:56Mm-hmm.
33:57He's going to be a pleasure to work with.
33:58Yeah, I'd pack a lead and some poo bags just in case.
34:01Wow.
34:05Thank you, dear sir.
34:06You got it.
34:06How are you guys?
34:07Hi, sis.
34:08Hello, hello.
34:09How was Louis?
34:10Can I just say I'm impressed with him.
34:12He came in.
34:14It was so refreshing.
34:14He came in.
34:15He dropped his guard.
34:16He was actually quite genuine.
34:18You can see that there's lots of layers there.
34:20We were able to touch upon his parents' relationship
34:23ever so slightly.
34:25That was very endearing.
34:26This sounds actually really refreshing.
34:28He's a very likable young man,
34:31but there's a lot of learning he needs to do
34:34to stop him going down the path of becoming a dick,
34:37which I don't want him to do.
34:39Right.
34:39You can have a dick, but don't be a dick.
34:41Oh, there it is.
34:42Poetry.
34:43Classic Shakespeare.
34:46After a full day of agency sessions with our clients,
34:49I'm feeling good.
34:50I can't wait for us to get to Ibiza
34:52so I can push them to their limits.
34:55Bye, everyone.
34:56So while the agents bid farewell...
34:58Bye, Tommy Tom.
34:59Tom's agreed to stay behind to oversee any agency business
35:03while the grown-ups are away.
35:05Let's get this Ibiza show on the road.
35:07Bye, my love.
35:08It's in very safe hands.
35:11Bye.
35:12Clearly.
35:13Discard.
35:15Ibiza, let's be having you.
35:18Coming up.
35:21Hey, what else is my pussy's been petted?
35:23S-Club John reveals he's going solo.
35:25You know, the date I chose, he can't make it.
35:28Whilst Louis wants to form a duet.
35:30I have a lot of romance to give,
35:32just no one to give it to.
35:43Welcome back to Celebs Go Dating.
35:45We're in the space of one commercial break.
35:47We've miraculously transported the entire celeb line-up to Ibiza.
35:51Wallop.
35:54And the agents have set them up in a swanky villa.
35:58I mean, honestly, it's posher than a double-barrelled surname at a polo match.
36:02Oh, my God, guys, look.
36:04This is nice, isn't it?
36:05Wow.
36:07Wow, it looks to me like this place has got everything,
36:10except that bloody elephant I ordered.
36:12Oi, there's an elephant.
36:13It's there, thank God.
36:14Fun fact about an elephant, average penis size, six foot.
36:17Or as Louis calls it, small dick energy.
36:20Oh, this is...
36:20We need to crack a bottle up.
36:21We did have a party.
36:22We do, didn't we?
36:23Let's go have a look at this elephant.
36:24I'm going to check the penis out.
36:25That's Katona sorted for the night, then.
36:28That's a tusk, not his knob, Louis.
36:30Oh, that guy will pet anything.
36:33Pet anything that's crazy?
36:35That's a bit unfair.
36:36He must have some boundaries.
36:38I'll pet a pussy, though.
36:39Eh, perhaps not.
36:40Sorry.
36:41I'm sorry, that is so vulgar.
36:43My bad.
36:44Oh, Louis.
36:45When are we booked in?
36:47It's been a while since my pussy's been petted.
36:50Tell it like it is, Kezza.
36:51Let's shut him up, look.
36:52He's panicking.
36:53Let me ask you, Louis, what is your type?
36:55What are you looking for for love?
36:57I'm looking for, um, 5'2 to 5'5 dark features.
37:03I like brown eyes.
37:04Louis and Liv, there's definitely something there
37:06between the two of them.
37:07It's going to be interesting to see how that develops.
37:10But Liv's my girl, and I'm going to have her back
37:13no matter what.
37:14Has anyone been inside?
37:16Are we going to have to run around in bagsy rooms?
37:18As long as I've got me on bathroom, I don't care.
37:19Yeah.
37:19I think what we should do...
37:22Go, go, go, go, go, go, go.
37:24And the race is on to see who ends up with the best room.
37:27Time to run, push, fight, whatever it takes.
37:31And that's why I'm not allowed on family holidays anymore.
37:34Where did I go?
37:35Oh, my God.
37:36I don't even know where to go.
37:38It's a five-bedroom villa, not the playboy mansion.
37:41Welcome in!
37:44Nicely played, Kezza.
37:45OK, my bed ain't too bad.
37:47It's a bit girly, but it's for the girls.
37:48Show us your technique, then.
37:50OK, the double bounce.
37:51What have we got now?
37:53Oh, starfish classic.
37:56Full plank, no movement, let her do the work.
37:58And the old roll-around Eskimo in the back door.
38:01Interesting.
38:02And he's finished.
38:04Oh, this is beautiful, though, isn't it?
38:05Oh, that's amazing.
38:06I would definitely hang that up on the wall.
38:09What a beautiful painting that is.
38:12It's like a before and after.
38:14Like, like...
38:14Yeah, although which is which is anyone's guess?
38:17Get off!
38:18No trouble telling these next-derivies apart.
38:25Gliding through the Ibethan sun like three sexy lizards on a mission.
38:31Shit's about to get real, people, because here come the agents.
38:35This is your love.
38:38Hola!
38:39Hola!
38:39Hola!
38:40It's our music.
38:41You look gorgeous.
38:44Welcome, celebrities.
38:45Welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome.
38:48Yes, to the beautiful island of Ibiza, right?
38:51It's absolutely incredible.
38:52When we were at the mixer, you'll remember that we talked about coming out here, right?
38:56And now why are we coming out here?
38:57Because we want you to get away from the pressures of being a celebrity.
39:02Sometimes our celebs don't realize how the pressures of day-to-day life can impact how they show up.
39:08And it's for this reason that we're taking them somewhere new, so they can breathe, but most importantly, open up.
39:14In this relaxed and sunny environment, your only focus will be the people you date.
39:21We will be observing you, because learning more about you will help us help you better.
39:28Also, guys, you have no idea what we've got in store for you.
39:33Sunburn and shame, if it's anything like my holidays.
39:36Anything's better than that mixer, guys.
39:38Yeah, seriously.
39:40But you know what, Kerry, what's beautiful, and I know you will love this, is, you know,
39:43it is about what you could learn about yourself, how you can become a better version of yourself,
39:49and use this as not just an opportunity to date, but to get to know each other, and just to get to know yourself.
39:57Everyone, please go and settle in.
39:58John, can we have a quick word?
40:00Yes.
40:00Before we send you off as well, okay?
40:02Oh, God, what have I done?
40:03I hope I'm not in trouble already.
40:05Well, I'm afraid the villa does have a strict poor urination policy, S-Club, John,
40:09and we all know Anna is a stickler for the rules.
40:11John, we have a little bit of slightly inconvenient news, in that Jared, who you had picked to come out here
40:17to Ibiza, he couldn't quite make the dates work in the end, he's genuinely sorry, he's not ghosting you,
40:24he's not dodging this, he can't come to Ibiza, but he is in the UK, and he would love to see you in the UK,
40:31depending on how this week goes for you, if you're up for it.
40:33Okay, perfect, sounds good.
40:34But the great news is that Lucas, who you also spoke to at The Mixer, he couldn't wait to get on a flight,
40:40to come out and date you, if you would like to.
40:42Okay, perfect, yeah, I remember Lucas, yeah.
40:44So, obviously, I would have liked Jawa to be coming here to Ibiza, but I have to stay positive,
40:49tomorrow is a new day, and you never know what can happen.
40:51Hey, go chill, and have fun tomorrow.
40:54Perfect, thank you guys.
40:54And after some time crying into his pillow, SCJ is ready to join the rest of them in the kitchen
41:05for the obligatory first night for sex.
41:08So, that was good news.
41:10Good news.
41:11So, you know, the date I chose, Jared, he can't make it.
41:16So, literally.
41:17No, wait, the first date I've got in six years, and he stood me up.
41:22No, no, no, no, no, no.
41:24Are you joking?
41:24No, no, no, no, he didn't stop me up, he just can't, he can't make the trip.
41:28Do you think you watch those reruns of SQ7 and change his mind?
41:32Probably, yeah.
41:34Oh, we laughed, but sadly, it's probably true.
41:37But he said he wants to go out with me when we go home or whatever, but they've found,
41:40do you remember Lucas?
41:41You were on who I said you up with, did you?
41:42You spoke to Lucas, didn't you?
41:43Is that your, like, second choice?
41:44Yeah, he was sort of my second choice, so he's going to come.
41:47So, how do you feel about that, like, sad?
41:48Mmm, I wish it was Jared that was coming, but...
41:53But then I thought everything happened.
41:54Yeah, exactly.
41:55Do you think they'll have more date-ees for us while we're here?
41:58I think there's going to be a few surprises this season.
41:59Well, they said earlier, I suppose.
42:00What can a surprise be?
42:02Like, you've got a date and then another girl comes in.
42:04It's Celebs go dating, not porn up, whatever that is, by the way.
42:08Expect the unexpected.
42:11Oh, hello.
42:12There's definitely sparks flying between Louis and Liv.
42:15I can feel it, we can all feel it.
42:18There's none flying between me and Dale.
42:21Even though I'm not physically attracted to Dale...
42:23Yeah.
42:24..that doesn't mean I'm not going to give him this time of day,
42:26because he was actually the nicest out of all of them.
42:29He was. I spoke to him for a little while.
42:30He was really nice. Do you know what I mean?
42:31Yeah. And then energies can change, you know?
42:33Yeah. And there's not always this part there straight away,
42:35I don't think. Oh, no.
42:37Has to grow.
42:38Yeah, but that's kind of what I want, though.
42:39I want the instant thing.
42:41I don't like having to travel.
42:42What was your date's name again?
42:44Because I didn't speak to Leanne.
42:45He was really lovely, very confident.
42:47And I love that. I find that very, very attractive.
42:50Yeah.
42:50I honestly, personally, I think you can have a really good time.
42:53I hope so.
42:54I think you can surprise yourself.
42:55Stepping out into the dating world is brand new for me.
42:59I am quite anxious.
43:01I am finding it quite overwhelming and quite scary.
43:04But I'm ready. I'm definitely ready.
43:07I just want to go and have some fun.
43:08We should go and unpack our stuff for you.
43:10Yeah, we should.
43:11So, with a big dating week ahead,
43:13the celebs head upstairs to unpack and settle into their new digs.
43:17Do you want to see my outfit?
43:18Yes.
43:20I'm going on a date tomorrow.
43:22I ain't trying to see that bum.
43:24I'm trying to go find that love.
43:27I'm going to treat her like my mum.
43:28No, probably not.
43:30Yeah, probably for the best to leave your mum out your apps.
43:33All those.
43:34We're moving in.
43:35Can I say, and I was stupid not to.
43:38You know what?
43:38I did notice there was a bit of a swing light.
43:42Really?
43:43Oh, Liv.
43:45Talk to me more.
43:46I'm so feeling a vibe.
43:47Really?
43:48Well, I noticed it at the mixer.
43:50He did this.
43:51Probably just wiping gravy off her chin.
43:54Yeah, but, like, I'm going to say we're attracted to each other.
43:56We can all say it.
43:57Like, instant attraction.
43:58I feel it, yeah.
43:58I do feel it.
44:00Yeah.
44:00I think if a woman feels it, you feel it.
44:03Obviously, I need to, like, focus on my date with Mark.
44:06I can't be getting distracted with him.
44:08Is he your typical time?
44:09Yeah.
44:10My time, literally, to a day.
44:12I'll just keep this between me and you for now.
44:13Obviously, sweet start.
44:14For fuck's sake, can't I want to get a leg over in here?
44:18Speak of the devil.
44:19I want to get a leg over in here.
44:20I want to put on me up.
44:21Can we join us, Liv?
44:23We're chatting.
44:24We're talking about...
44:25About my bikinis.
44:26Okay, Keza.
44:27Now's about the time to make a subtle but smooth exit, I reckon.
44:31God, I am so tired.
44:33Do you know what?
44:33I'm just going to excuse yourself.
44:35I'm just going to go in, too.
44:36Oh, did I crash?
44:38Yeah, I said subtle, Kerry.
44:39I'm just going to get spared.
44:40Okay, bye.
44:41Do you want me to go as well?
44:44Oh, you're good.
44:45My work here is done.
44:48Tell you what, if he ain't getting his leg over tonight,
44:51I'm not either.
44:53Okay, what have we got?
44:53What have we got to unpack?
44:57All my outfits.
44:59Go on, show me.
45:00I've got really great outfits.
45:01Show me.
45:02Are you going to help me pick an outfit for my date?
45:04Yeah, for sure.
45:05It feels a bit weird that Louis is helping me pick my outfit for my date tomorrow,
45:09but I need to show him what he's going to be missing.
45:13Oh, this one's really nice.
45:15Red.
45:15Not just a pretty face, is he?
45:17Be beautiful with your hair and skin.
45:18Lady and red.
45:19Liv is facey.
45:21She's absolutely stunning,
45:23and I know I brought Caitlyn to Ibiza,
45:25but I do kind of wish I was going on a date with Liv.
45:30What your date will be?
45:32Do you think it'll be really romantic?
45:33Probably, yeah.
45:34I'm a romantic guy.
45:36Oh, yeah.
45:37Yeah, I have a lot of romance to give,
45:39just no one to give it to.
45:40Just a hopeless romantic that calls his dick Big Ben.
45:46What are you looking for at the Asian show?
45:48Some people call me Romeo.
45:50Okay.
45:51So, like, a Juliet pipe vibe.
45:54God, he's good.
45:55Beautiful nails, though.
45:57Thanks.
45:58Got them done fresh the other day.
46:00What's that?
46:01The French tips?
46:02Mm.
46:03Mm.
46:03Uh-oh, he's mentioned the word tip,
46:08and we all know what that means.
46:09Deploy earplugs now, celebrities.
46:12This could be a long night.
46:15Tomorrow night!
46:16I never had anyone to look after me.
46:18Things are hotting up in Ibiza.
46:20The tension is palpable, mate.
46:22Can you feel it, too?
46:23Yes.
46:24As our celebs.
46:25It's very wet, so I'm very moist.
46:27Go!
46:27Have you ever been spat on?
46:29Dating!
46:30Normally, what I would do is give you a kiss.
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