- 6 months ago
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00:00Oh my gosh, I hope I hope one of them
00:01Wait, wait, am I a bombshell?
00:02Oh my gosh, that'd be crazy, right?
00:04Wait, wait, I am?
00:04Oh!
00:04Hey, what about our deal?
00:07But...
00:08What, you had a deal with that?
00:09What was the deal, huh?
00:10Zane, you going after my girl, huh?
00:11There's a lot going on.
00:12There's some drama.
00:13Zane, I like this one, okay?
00:16I hope you noticed me.
00:17Sorry, dude, your deal's off.
00:18My deal's here now.
00:18I see this one.
00:20All right, I'm just picking up.
00:20We're getting out of here, all right?
00:21Wait, oh my gosh, you picked me!
00:22All right, do we have a room somewhere?
00:23All right, guys, line up.
00:24Let's see what I have to work with.
00:26Oh!
00:28What?
00:29Come on, we had to fight for it,
00:30but I didn't get to pick whatever boy she wants?
00:32Um, yeah, what else is new?
00:35You, muscles, you're with me.
00:38What?
00:38What?
00:39Oh, my God, it's my man!
00:40So what, I'm just alone now?
00:42What?
00:42I figured that's what you're used to.
00:44Oh, oh.
00:47Look at it, my man.
00:49Popshelves, you and your couples are now...
00:51We're safe!
00:52Oh my gosh!
00:53We're up!
00:55We're playing love Iden!
00:56Wait, what?
00:57Is that the fact gonna happen, or...?
00:58What?
00:58What is...
00:58Whoa!
00:59Huh?
01:00What?
01:00Huh?
01:00What the...?
01:01Whoa!
01:02Um...
01:02Interesting.
01:03Why do I have a weird photo of Zane?
01:05Okay.
01:05All right, so...
01:07We have to vote.
01:07Wait, how many people get kicked off, or...?
01:08Um...
01:09Okay, uh, here.
01:11Hmm.
01:12There we go.
01:12Oh, I know who I'm voting for.
01:15Sorry, Ian, if you're anything like Ace,
01:16you're gonna break a lot of hearts here.
01:18I'm also voting here.
01:19What?
01:19What?
01:20Wait, wait!
01:21Oh, Casey, what?
01:22Loyal, maybe I'll give him a chance!
01:24Here we go.
01:24Here we go.
01:25Loyal?
01:25What?
01:26What?
01:26What is happening?
01:27What happened before I got here?
01:29Oh, this is obvious.
01:30Whoa.
01:31Sorry, bro.
01:32Sorry.
01:32Oh, dude, and you tilted him through.
01:34Uh...
01:34Casey's just too into you.
01:35Okay.
01:36What?
01:37I'm sorry, Cam.
01:38I just wanna get the nerd out of here.
01:39Oh!
01:40Oh!
01:40You little...
01:41Wow.
01:42Um, starting some problems already.
01:45Look like me.
01:46Fine!
01:46But I'm taking...
01:47Sorry, dude!
01:48What?
01:49This...
01:50What is he doing?
01:51No, not the latch chairs!
01:52Oh, come on!
01:53You can't take stuff, Ian!
01:54Oh, come on!
01:55You can't take stuff, Ian!
01:57Enjoy your island, losers!
01:59I'm getting back to civilization!
02:01With, um...
02:02This thing!
02:03Okay.
02:04Wait, are we sure we wanna send him back to the hub?
02:06Oh!
02:07Whoa!
02:08Whoa!
02:09Nevermind, he's just dead.
02:10Uh...
02:11Oh, okay.
02:12Don't let that happen to me!
02:13Um...
02:14Wait, do I just have to keep loving people here, or how do I make that stuff?
02:15Don't look at me!
02:16Uh...
02:17It's Kim's fault!
02:18We've got a lot going on here.
02:19I can't believe you!
02:20We better win!
02:21Wait, what?
02:22Hey!
02:23Casey, why do you hate him now?
02:24Oh!
02:25We gotta text!
02:26Oh!
02:27Okay, okay!
02:28Let's see.
02:29Um, it says,
02:30Good morning, lovebirds!
02:31Fellas, go to the kitchen and make some bacon and pancakes.
02:34Aaron, you make pancakes!
02:35I mean, yeah, but wait, I have to make them now?
02:37Oh!
02:38Is that something that we do here?
02:39So what?
02:40Am I just gonna starve?
02:41I mean...
02:42Oh, it's like my hand snack is gonna make me.
02:44Ooh, yay!
02:45I thought we were finding love, not the kitchen!
02:47Pass this way to a girl's harness through her stomach, dude!
02:49Ooh!
02:50Alright, Zane, dude, I need to explain to you the benefits of bacon grease.
02:52Oh, okay, girl's time!
02:54Let's go do makeup and stuff!
02:55Oh, yay!
02:56This is gonna be great!
02:57I love the makeup scenes!
02:58Let's go do makeup!
02:59Yeah, it must be nice, huh?
03:00Okay, over here.
03:01Why are you asking me that?
03:02Because you stole my partner, Ivy!
03:04Ooh!
03:05Yeah!
03:06Excuse me, you're one to talk, girl!
03:07You've been after every guy since we've been here!
03:09What?
03:10That's all...
03:11Girl, Casey, I didn't want to confront you about it, but you did.
03:13Like, I have Erin, like, really close.
03:14I never said I was perfect!
03:16I never said I didn't have any flaws!
03:20Ugh!
03:21I mean, nobody said that, but...
03:22Yeah, I'll say...
03:23Nobody said that, but...
03:24Everyone has flaws!
03:25Also, what do you want, Ivy?
03:26How long do you really think you can keep Erin?
03:28Uh...
03:29From you?
03:30Um...
03:31I mean...
03:32A long time.
03:33I've been with you forever.
03:34You're not funny!
03:35I'm winning this competition, and Erin is gonna be my prize!
03:37Good luck, honey!
03:39Oh, ooh!
03:40Have fun!
03:41Have fun!
03:42Alright, Zane, you're burning it!
03:43You're burning it!
03:44Back off, let me do it!
03:45All right, baby girl!
03:46Here's some pancakes!
03:47Ah!
03:48The big pancakes!
03:49Ah!
03:50And, Kim, I don't want you to starve, so here's some too!
03:51Thank you, Erin!
03:52Just don't get a crush on me!
03:53I swear to God!
03:54Oh!
03:55You're so nice!
03:56He sure is!
03:57Aw!
03:58Bon appétit!
03:59Everybody eat!
04:00Zane, what even is this?
04:01Ivy, good luck!
04:02What?
04:03I don't cook!
04:04That's why I own a microwave!
04:05Oh!
04:06Oh!
04:07Oh!
04:08Oh!
04:09I'm only doing this because I don't want Casey to die, all right?
04:11Hey!
04:12It is not that bad!
04:13Hey, bro!
04:14Oh!
04:15Another man is making you kill pancakes!
04:16Oh!
04:17Oh!
04:18Oh!
04:19Oh!
04:20Oh!
04:21Oh!
04:22He's dead, isn't he?
04:23Whoa!
04:24He just exploded!
04:25Good, right?
04:26It was just pancakes!
04:27There's no need to explode all over the ground like that!
04:29You didn't have to feed my girls!
04:31Wait!
04:32Wait!
04:33We got attacked!
04:34Oh!
04:35Attack!
04:36Wait!
04:37Vote for two players to spend some alone time in...
04:39Kata Ami!
04:40Wait, wait, wait, what does that mean?
04:41Oh!
04:42Oh!
04:43Oh!
04:44Okay!
04:45Alright!
04:46Great!
04:47More photos!
04:48I know who I'm picking!
04:49Alright, I'm voting me because this sounds like something I want!
04:50Aw!
04:51Ivy?
04:52Ooh!
04:53What?!
04:54Oh!
04:55I can't believe you would betray me!
04:56Wait, do I get the pickle I go with?
04:57You made your breakfast!
04:58Yeah, you guys are just stronger together, you know?
05:00What do my muscles have to do with this?
05:02Apparently not strong enough!
05:03Come on, baby!
05:04Wait, I regret this!
05:05Can we do a ring count?
05:06You win!
05:07We have to!
05:08Oh no!
05:09Ivy!
05:10I cannot believe this!
05:11I want to go follow!
05:12Come on!
05:13We're gonna go see what's going on over here!
05:14I'm sitting in the corner!
05:15I'm not doing anything with you!
05:16Oh!
05:17Oh!
05:18You're so brave!
05:19Okay!
05:20Or naive!
05:21I'm not worried about anything!
05:22It's Ivy, okay?
05:23You sure about that?
05:24Ivy!
05:25Hey Zine!
05:26Only couples get access!
05:27Duh!
05:28I'm thirsty!
05:29Carry me!
05:30Ooh!
05:31Okay!
05:32Third wheel again!
05:33This game is really like high school!
05:35Look, don't worry, Aphmau!
05:36I got you!
05:37Come on!
05:38What?
05:39Where are we going?
05:40What the?
05:41Oh!
05:42Gareth!
05:43Oh, thank god, something saved me!
05:44Uh, hi!
05:45Gareth!
05:46Don't you can't just open a door and...
05:47Wait, Aph, what?
05:48Aph, why are you with Aphmau?
05:49Wait, is this going on here?
05:50Oh, more importantly, why are you here?
05:52Just, you know, with Aphmau!
05:54Don't you dare tell me you're trying to be in a couple with Aphmau!
05:56Aphmau!
05:57I can't ever!
05:58Aphmau and I were just getting comfortable!
05:59No, no, we weren't!
06:00We weren't!
06:01That was not happening!
06:02Oh!
06:03Really?
06:04I was just trying to get his car away!
06:05Oh, I'll join you!
06:06Can you stop doing that?
06:07I think we will just join you!
06:08I'm in the kitchen!
06:09I'm cooking!
06:10You can't bother me!
06:11Why are we?
06:12Okay!
06:13Sure!
06:14I think we'll just spend time over here!
06:15Guys, I have to talk with you, okay?
06:16Yeah, just sit there and chill!
06:17Yeah, I know!
06:18But like, look over there!
06:19Oh my god!
06:20Aphmau, what are you doing?
06:21Are you trying to make a gels over there?
06:22What?
06:23Oh!
06:24So you're just over, Aaron?
06:25Just like that!
06:26What?
06:27What?
06:28Dude, Garth!
06:29You got a second!
06:30I want to talk to you for a second!
06:31Come here!
06:32Oh yeah!
06:33Sure, no problem!
06:34Yeah!
06:35Man to man!
06:36Over here!
06:37Okay, wait, wait, wait!
06:38What's happening?
06:39Why am I pulling him?
06:40You know why you're pulling him!
06:41You're pulling him because you want him!
06:42No, I seriously can't control this!
06:43Aaron, I can't control this!
06:44Yeah, you can!
06:45Aaron, don't listen to her!
06:46I'm saying Aaron!
06:47No!
06:48I just keep moving and it's like weird and move!
06:49Okay, alright!
06:50I'm trying to start drama!
06:51Ladies!
06:52I don't know what happened there!
06:53The island made me do it!
06:54Let's not talk about it anymore!
06:55There has been no drama in like an hour!
06:56I am so proud of this community!
06:57Oh!
06:58I don't like this lady that she always brings bad news!
06:59Okay, no birds!
07:00Time for someone to go home!
07:01Think about who you're going to vote!
07:02Ah!
07:03Not birds and the bombshells and the bombshells and the bombshells!
07:04Oh!
07:05Are you still a bombshell or?
07:06Uh oh!
07:07Ahem!
07:08Before voting begins, I would just like to point out that...
07:09Done!
07:10You see?
07:11She won't stop at nothing to...
07:12Wait!
07:13Ivy, you just won't stop at nothing to...
07:14You just won't want what everyone else has!
07:15We know you!
07:16You just won't want everyone else has!
07:17We know you!
07:18You just won't stop at nothing!
07:19I am so proud of my friend!
07:20I am so proud of this community!
07:21Oh!
07:22I don't like this lady that she always brings bad news!
07:23Okay, no birds!
07:24Time for someone to go home!
07:25Uh...
07:26Think about who you're going to vote!
07:27Ah!
07:28No birds and the bombshells and the bombshell plumbers!
07:29Ooh!
07:30We're still a bombshell or?
07:31Uh oh!
07:33Ahem!
07:34Before voting begins, I would just like to point out that...
07:37Done!
07:38You see?
07:39Yep!
07:40She won't stop at nothing to...
07:41Wait!
07:42Ivy, you just won't want what everyone else has!
07:43We know you, girl!
07:44You're a terrible person!
07:46Get out of here!
07:47Sorry, but you did try to kiss me and that was weird!
07:49Wait!
07:50No, no, no!
07:51Kissy!
07:52Kissy!
07:53Look!
07:54You know that I'm telling the truth!
07:55It's only a matter of time before...
07:56What?
07:57Oh, wow!
07:58I don't think so!
07:59Boyfriend stealer!
08:00Oh my goodness!
08:01You know what?
08:02No!
08:03Oh my gosh!
08:04You know what?
08:05You'll see!
08:06You'll all see!
08:07Don't worry Ivy!
08:08Bye!
08:09She'll find someone someday!
08:10Alright, well that makes the boys and girls even now!
08:12Okay, um...
08:13Whoa!
08:14Oh!
08:15Now that the odd man is out, let's also get rid of the least light cup!
08:18Couple?
08:19Couple?
08:20What?
08:21Guys, guys, guys, guys, guys!
08:22Whatever happens from this point forward, we all love each other, okay?
08:25But, Af, you can't love everyone, alright?
08:27You gotta reserve that word for people you care about, okay?
08:29Hey, look, I'm down to cut Pinky and Emo Boy over there!
08:31Yeah, let's cut him out!
08:32What?
08:33How could you guys?
08:34They bring the truth to trouble!
08:35Look, you know what?
08:36I can't really deal with the fact you did dinner out!
08:37What?
08:38Just because I want to be loyal and I only have eyes for her...
08:41Aww...
08:42Dude, what about the deal with Afs?
08:43Uh, hello!
08:44This is the whole point of the game!
08:45Af out even had a thing for Garret!
08:46What?
08:47That was a dream Garret, though!
08:48Wait, wait, what?
08:49It's my fault!
08:50I have one of those!
08:51Wait, girls!
08:52Oh, this is hard!
08:53Who put me up there?
08:54Seriously?
08:55I can't believe this!
08:56I'm sorry!
08:57At least we get to be together!
08:59I can't believe you would!
09:01What?!
09:02I'm so sorry!
09:03I can't believe you would do this!
09:04Alright, hopefully they get sent to the same place and they record what happens!
09:06Oh!
09:07Wait, what?
09:08Uh...
09:09Ah!
09:10Lady, you gotta stop doing that!
09:11Uh, the challenge?
09:12What the?
09:13Hey, baby!
09:14Looks like you're gonna have a baby!
09:16What?
09:17I'm like a mama here!
09:18I'm on my seat!
09:19Uh, oh!
09:20Here's one!
09:21What the?
09:22Af, Af, I know where the cookies are!
09:23Follow me!
09:24Okay...
09:25Hey, you get the photo of me for fun!
09:27Okay, I guess we gotta feed the thing stuff!
09:28Yes, Af!
09:29I mean, clearly!
09:30Come on!
09:31I've never seen a baby on Love Island!
09:32Like, why?
09:33They're always the same!
09:34They're always the same!
09:35Alright, so I know we're still watching the newest season of Love Island, Erin!
09:37Did you make this video just so you could force me to watch more Love Island?
09:39But I don't know how I feel about, like, a...
09:41Don't you dare change to something!
09:42I don't want to talk about it!
09:43I don't want to talk about it!
09:44What?
09:45I don't even know...
09:46I don't remember any of their names!
09:47That was a tip!
09:48Okay, alright, fine!
09:49I'll focus on the actual Love Island here!
09:50Okay, what is this?
09:51Cow?
09:52Cow?
09:53Okay, what the?
09:54What the?
09:55What are the cows...
09:56Okay!
09:57Um...
09:58Af, Af, Af!
09:59I stole the bird!
10:00Are you producing this show?
10:01We got handed it!
10:02We got handed it!
10:03We got handed it!
10:04Okay, alright, am I gonna ask?
10:05Let's go over here...