- 6 months ago
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00:00This is the one!
00:01Ooh, drop two!
00:02Let's see if this actually works!
00:03Alright, babe, sorry, I'm using it first.
00:04Okay.
00:05You give me a second.
00:06You better be ready, though, because I'm pretty sure it's instant.
00:09Okay.
00:10Let's see.
00:11Oh!
00:12Oh!
00:13It actually works!
00:14Woo!
00:15See, that's not about you what was happening.
00:16It looked like you ate a lot.
00:17Hello!
00:18Do you have-
00:19Show me your way!
00:21Um, okay.
00:22So, there's this pendant that we have.
00:23You have to have two people right-click it, and you can have a baby with them.
00:25Ooh!
00:26Awesome!
00:27Here, we've got a second one.
00:28We don't even need it.
00:29Ooh!
00:30Oh, this is gonna be good!
00:31Wait, wait, we need a follower.
00:32Yeah, let's go see what's going on here.
00:33Come on, I got ya, I got ya!
00:34Cause we were ready, I don't know if they're ready.
00:36Um...
00:37Oh, hey, Zane, can you use this?
00:39Uh, sure, KC, but what is it?
00:41Just use it!
00:42Please, please, please, please, please, please!
00:43Oh, wait, wait, what if he could spread it?
00:44Um, okay, fine, fine, I got this.
00:46Are they gonna react?
00:47Ooh, yay!
00:48Aww, what you got there?
00:50Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!
00:52Get back!
00:53Get back!
00:54Get back!
00:55Don't use it!
00:56Hey, give that back!
00:57Oh, what?
00:58What did they do?
00:59Uh-oh.
01:00Oh!
01:01Oh, no.
01:02Oh, this is awkward.
01:03Oh, I cannot!
01:04Oh, I cannot!
01:05Why am I fat now?
01:06Okay, so, basically, you're having a baby, and you're having Zane and Casey's baby.
01:09It sounds like...
01:10Dude, congrats!
01:11Wait a minute!
01:12This makes Zane's pregnant with...
01:13Wait.
01:14Wait.
01:15What?
01:16Oh, no, that's our baby!
01:17This is awkward.
01:18Wait, how do I make another one?
01:19This is great, what are you talking about?
01:21Ian, you have to basically carry that baby to the bar that you see on your screen is filled up.
01:25Oh, no, you can't make me!
01:26You can't abandon the can!
01:27It's with you!
01:28Hang on, that's our baby, Ian!
01:29I mean, I...
01:30Get back here!
01:31Um, okay.
01:32It's been a day.
01:33I like this.
01:34We should do this more often.
01:35Look, I think everything's gonna turn out fine.
01:37Oh, it is not!
01:38But, uh, that's what's great about it.
01:39Put me down!
01:40Oh, what?
01:41Ian, we're staying in here and having my baby!
01:44Okay.
01:45Excuse me while I go throw up after saying that.
01:47Ian, we'll pay you!
01:49Really?
01:50Uh, what?
01:51Uh, Casey, can we go over here for a quick discussion?
01:53We don't have any gold!
01:54Just go with it!
01:56Yeah, Ian, just have our baby and we will shower you with gold.
02:02Gold, you say?
02:04Um, you guys, uh, he's gonna blow up everything too, you know?
02:08Well, that's a tomorrow problem for tomorrow's day, Aphmau!
02:11Okay.
02:12Oh, this is great!
02:14You'll never take me alive!
02:18Ian!
02:19Hang on!
02:20Get over here!
02:21I don't think we should be involved in this!
02:23No!
02:24Dude, he's pregnant!
02:25You can't do that to him!
02:26Get him off my hook!
02:27Think of the baby!
02:28Think of the baby!
02:31Wait, Casey, what are you doing?
02:32What's happening on here?
02:33Is she sniffing him?
02:34What is happening?
02:35Zane, is this like a cat thing?
02:36Deal?
02:37Oh, yes!
02:38Mama!
02:39I mean, I will be mama!
02:40Just please don't hurt me!
02:41Alright, whatever, man.
02:42Oh, what's happening?
02:43Uh, I think I'm hungry.
02:44What's happening?
02:45Why are you hurting?
02:46What?
02:47No, no, no!
02:48I'm gonna crave blood!
02:49Ian, Ian, you're pregnant, Ian.
02:50You're not a vampire, okay?
02:51Eh, tomato, tomato.
02:53Shut up, Ian!
02:54What do you need?
02:55Alright, Aaron, my hunger's getting really low, and I can barely walk, I think.
02:58I need food.
02:59Alright, you just need food?
03:00Any food, okay?
03:01Cake, cake, cake, cake!
03:02Eat the cake, eat the cake!
03:03I think I need cookies.
03:04Cookies, cookies, cookies!
03:05Eat it all, eat it all!
03:06I'm eating from my baby daddy slash mama!
03:08Aw!
03:09Casey, Ian!
03:10Alright, there we go, uh, let's see.
03:11Are you good, or?
03:12Any more cookies?
03:13I need more cookies, there we go.
03:14I need some cake!
03:15Give me cake!
03:16There's a little baby telling me that I'm gonna eat this.
03:17Oh, it's over here!
03:18Dude, there's cake right there, you idiot!
03:19Alright, here we go, it's right next, oh.
03:20Are you gonna eat all the cookies?
03:21What is happening?
03:22Um, let's see.
03:23Are you good?
03:24You need more cookies?
03:25I need bones.
03:26Like a dog?
03:27Don't ask me why, it just has it there, okay?
03:28Okay, I don't, I don't, I'm gonna go get it, I'm gonna go get it!
03:30Ew, an apple?
03:31Dog, get away from me!
03:32Get away?
03:33Um, I guess I can help you guys.
03:34Redstone and cat food!
03:35Redstone?
03:36What?
03:37Redstone and cat food!
03:38Redstone?
03:39Uh...
03:40I mean, I have redstone, but why do you need...
03:42Spider eye?
03:43Uh, just get whatever you need!
03:44Aw, it's happening again, it's happening again!
03:46We have some somewhere!
03:47Just take, just take the redstone!
03:48I don't want it from you!
03:49Ugh, fine!
03:50Alright, bone, bone, bone, bone, I got bones!
03:52Eat the bones!
03:53Eat the bones!
03:54I don't know how this works!
03:55I need this for me!
03:56There you go!
03:57Oh my god!
03:58Look, that's how it works, okay?
04:00Woman pregnancy sounds horrible!
04:02Thank you!
04:03This is insane!
04:04Now what?
04:05What do you need?
04:06Total or dying, I need an X!
04:07Total or dying?
04:08Those things are so difficult to find!
04:09And you can't even eat them either!
04:10I'm going to get it!
04:11I'm going to get it!
04:12Is it actually good?
04:14I feel so much better!
04:15Thank you, Mama Casey!
04:17And how about from me?
04:18From my baby!
04:19Not from you, go away!
04:21I have it!
04:22I have it!
04:23Here!
04:24I only have two!
04:25Here!
04:26You can have one!
04:27Uh, excuse me!
04:28Still hungry over here!
04:30Don't tell Zane!
04:31Okay!
04:32I can eat that!
04:33What is this baby going to be made out of?
04:35I don't know!
04:36It's weird, okay?
04:37It's a scraper again!
04:38It's a scraper again!
04:39There you go!
04:40What is happening there?
04:41Thank you so much!
04:42Wait!
04:43I can't eat regular food now!
04:44And now my health is going up!
04:45Thank God!
04:46Don't tell Zane about that!
04:47It's so nice!
04:49That's a good start!
04:50But also food!
04:51Here!
04:52Take these!
04:53And these!
04:54Unfortunately!
04:55Oh thank you!
04:56I don't like the fact they're eating bones!
04:57But whatever!
04:58I'm going to go get the rest of the furniture!
04:59But don't you move out of here!
05:00Okay!
05:01I want you to stay safe!
05:02Aw!
05:03He's salty!
05:04Such a good dude!
05:05Oh my gosh!
05:06I learned so much!
05:07But I can't tell him that!
05:08But I can't!
05:09But I can't!
05:10Oh it's whatever!
05:11Oh!
05:12Hello!
05:13Neighbors!
05:14What's going on?
05:15Ew!
05:16F now!
05:17We've got bigger problems!
05:18I'm bored and tired!
05:19Well!
05:20You're supposed to have people help you out!
05:22You know you have Zane and Casey here!
05:24They could help you!
05:25Why are you talking to me?
05:26Oooh!
05:27I think you're onto something!
05:28What?
05:29Zane!
05:30Bring me gold!
05:31I crave it!
05:32Um...
05:33Why don't you give him that idea?
05:34Absolutely not!
05:35No!
05:36I want gold!
05:37Bring me gold!
05:38Stress isn't good for the baby!
05:39Oh no!
05:40Fine!
05:41Oh Ian?
05:42Are you serious?
05:43Ian?
05:44Oh no!
05:45I knew he was going to blow up the server!
05:46Uh...
05:47Nunya!
05:48Where are you going?
05:49Ian!
05:50Stop running!
05:51I already said Nunya!
05:52Nunya business!
05:53Zane just bring him gold!
05:54Fine!
05:55Alright!
05:56I'll be right back!
05:57Keep an eye on him!
05:58Alright we will!
05:59Yeah!
06:00This is fun!
06:01You're taking advantage of him aren't you?
06:02Yeah!
06:03What else can we do?
06:04You know besides that!
06:05Okay!
06:06Well first off!
06:07That is rude!
06:08Second!
06:09Zane!
06:10Where's my gold already?
06:11Almost there!
06:12Just give me a minute!
06:13Um...
06:14Hurry it up!
06:15Okay!
06:16Hope you're happy!
06:17I think it's all working out right?
06:19Um...
06:20Oh?
06:21Hmm?
06:22Wait what?
06:23What the?
06:24Diapers?
06:25What?
06:26Why do we have diapers?
06:27Oh!
06:28We have to...
06:29I guess it's one of the challenges!
06:30Okay!
06:31Let's go ahead with this...
06:32Aww...
06:33Zane!
06:34Carry me!
06:35Um...
06:36Here we go!
06:37Oh you can forget that!
06:38Dresses again for the baby!
06:39Oh my goodness Ian!
06:40Oh!
06:41Hey!
06:42I did it!
06:43By myself!
06:44See?
06:45You're done already!
06:46You can do it Ian!
06:47Oh!
06:48Okay!
06:49Got him!
06:50Ian!
06:51Oh!
06:52Oh!
06:53I don't want to see...
06:54Okay!
06:55Um...
06:56Aphmau I hate this!
06:57Yeah that's a...
06:58Oh!
06:59Um...
07:00What just happened?
07:01Wait what a minute...
07:02Aph...
07:03Don't!
07:04Say a word!
07:05You guys better not be doing anything to Aph!
07:06I swear to God if I ever...
07:07Zane where are your pants?
07:08Don't ask!
07:09Don't!
07:10What is happening?
07:11You know what?
07:12It doesn't matter Aph!
07:13I finished the house!
07:14Come on!
07:15I wanna show you something!
07:16Just Aph!
07:17Not you Zane!
07:18Put your pants on!
07:19Bye guys!
07:20Let's see what's going on!
07:21I don't want to deal with that!
07:22Alright downstairs!
07:23Come on!
07:24Come on!
07:25And then come down here to the left!
07:26You'll see my nice little setup!
07:27Look at all the armor I've got for you!
07:28You know just in case you have to protect yourself against people who don't have pants!
07:30Oh!
07:31Baby sword sword and everything!
07:32Wait!
07:33Are we gonna get the baby sword?
07:34I mean yeah!
07:35The server is filled with crazy people!
07:36They need to protect themselves!
07:37Don't get me started about Ian!
07:38Valid!
07:39Valid!
07:40I get it!
07:41I get it!
07:42And to the right you'll find a nice little cozy area!
07:43Oh look at the little nearest...
07:44Oh my gosh!
07:45So cute!
07:46You're always so hungry so I made a food dispenser down here!
07:48So you just hit this over here and uh...
07:49Oh this is for me?!
07:50Yeah!
07:51It's got everything but it doesn't have bones alright!
07:53Or you're not eating more bones!
07:54Oh my goodness!
07:55This is so cute!
07:56We should help Casey and stay with the nursery!
07:57Oh Alf!
07:58You know Zane always ruins the stuff I try to make for him!
08:01Look!
08:02I'm just saying that they're having a rough time with Ian and you know how that's gonna be!
08:05So we should...