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Matrimony (2025) - FULL [Eng Sub]
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00:00:01What?
00:00:02Yeah, and I can't marry someone who picks up dog crap for a living.
00:00:05Well, at least I don't pose in my tighty-whities for money.
00:00:07Your place, your mind.
00:00:09I'm not staying in a doghouse.
00:00:12Ahem.
00:00:13Can you guys just keep it down? I have work tomorrow morning.
00:00:16Sorry.
00:00:17Hey, Amelia.
00:00:20Looks like someone needs obedience to school.
00:00:23Are you gonna let him talk to me like that, Amelia?
00:00:25You started.
00:00:26Asshole!
00:00:27Crazy bitch!
00:00:28You told her?
00:00:29She's my sister.
00:00:30I don't care. That violates our agreement.
00:00:32How?
00:00:33What the fuck?
00:00:36What?
00:00:37Michelangelo?
00:00:38Don't worry.
00:00:40You're such a hypocrite.
00:00:41I wish I never agreed to this awful engagement.
00:00:43I fucking hate you.
00:00:45I fucking hate you more.
00:00:53How was it?
00:00:55Well?
00:00:56That was the best sex I've ever had in my life.
00:01:00Wait.
00:01:01What are you doing?
00:01:02That is an original.
00:01:03I'm so sick of your bullshit.
00:01:06Oh, fine.
00:01:07I'll just hop in my time machine, go back to ancient Rome, and get another one.
00:01:10I don't care about your art, your money, your stupid mansion.
00:01:13You're treating me like shit.
00:01:16That's from the Renaissance.
00:01:17You are history's worst nightmare.
00:01:19I tried to make this work with you.
00:01:20We signed a contract.
00:01:21For an arranged marriage.
00:01:22Did you actually think this arrangement would be anything more than a business transaction?
00:01:27You are such a simpleton.
00:01:31Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:01:32Well, at least I'm not a spoiled brat.
00:01:35I tried to get along with you.
00:01:36You brought this onto yourself.
00:01:37I wish I never agreed to this awful engagement.
00:01:39Right back at you.
00:01:41I fucking hate you.
00:01:43I hate you.
00:01:44I fucking hate you more.
00:01:45I hate you more.
00:02:06So, you were arrested.
00:02:09Again.
00:02:10To be fair, we thought I was late and we'll just swim there.
00:02:16There is a fence around that reservoir.
00:02:19It says here that you broke in using bolt cutters.
00:02:24If I had known you invited me over here to lecture me, I wouldn't have came.
00:02:31Come on, Gucci. Come on.
00:02:33Good boy.
00:02:35Oh.
00:02:40Okay.
00:02:41Come on, Gucci. Let's go.
00:02:43Hey, Amelia.
00:02:45Hey, Jane.
00:02:51Come on, Gucci. Let's go.
00:02:56You know, every time the paparazzi catch you acting crazy, it reflects on me.
00:03:02It reflects on the company that your mother and I built with our bare hands.
00:03:06The same one that pays for your ridiculous lifestyle.
00:03:10I make my own money.
00:03:12Oh, you see, you see.
00:03:14Underwear modeling, Lord.
00:03:16I am the spokesperson for man-thome.
00:03:18That means free underwear for life.
00:03:20For life.
00:03:22Some parents would be proud.
00:03:23Yeah.
00:03:24Other parents would be prouder if you went to your real job now and then.
00:03:27You are next up to be CEO at Dino Verlino Cosmetics.
00:03:31Now, how can I give you that job if you keep acting like a Kardashian, huh?
00:03:39Job if you keep acting like a Kardashian.
00:03:44Don't forget the meeting this afternoon, all right?
00:03:46And don't be late.
00:03:48Don't forget the meeting this afternoon, all right?
00:03:52And don't be late.
00:03:53Bye, Dad.
00:04:06Excuse me.
00:04:07Hello, my Gucci.
00:04:09Why won't Michelangelo just grow up, huh?
00:04:12He used to settle down and find himself a nice girl, huh?
00:04:14Like you, Amelia.
00:04:16Good one, Romulus.
00:04:37Good one.
00:04:47These are great.
00:04:49I still don't have what I'm looking for.
00:04:51Do you guys mind staying a little longer?
00:04:53No problem.
00:04:54Cool.
00:04:55Let's take five and then I want to see you in that leopard print.
00:05:02Hi.
00:05:04I'm Michelangelo.
00:05:05Chantal.
00:05:06Nice to meet you.
00:05:08I couldn't notice how hot you are.
00:05:11I've got tickets to the premiere...
00:05:16Hold that thought.
00:05:19Hey, Dad.
00:05:20Where the hell were ya?
00:05:22Dad, I'm on a photo shoot.
00:05:25You're supposed to be at the office.
00:05:27Geppetto came here all the way from Milano.
00:05:30I can meet him later.
00:05:32Well, you're the one who planned the meeting during my shoot.
00:05:35What?
00:05:36Michelangelo, you are 31 years old.
00:05:38You gotta stop acting like an idiot teenager.
00:05:40You could be running the world's largest cosmetic company right now.
00:05:44You interned.
00:05:45You went to business school.
00:05:47You...
00:05:48You have potential.
00:05:49Okay?
00:05:50But you say you want to be the CEO?
00:05:52Well, you're gonna have to prove it.
00:05:53Cause so far...
00:05:55I ain't seen the end date from you.
00:05:58Bye, Dad.
00:05:59Hey.
00:06:02You okay?
00:06:04Yeah.
00:06:06Um...
00:06:07But...
00:06:08I'd be a lot better if you'd go out with me tonight.
00:06:09It's fine.
00:06:22So, it's a...
00:06:24really rare form of cancer.
00:06:28Luckily, my doctors did catch it early.
00:06:32Oh my God.
00:06:33There is an experimental treatment.
00:06:37But it's really expensive.
00:06:39And my insurance doesn't cover it.
00:06:42Don't worry about that.
00:06:44I have money saved.
00:06:46I'll find the rest.
00:06:47We will figure this out.
00:06:48Okay?
00:06:49We're gonna get through this.
00:06:50Together.
00:06:53Oh, yeah.
00:07:06Ciao, Gucci.
00:07:08Did you have a good walk?
00:07:13What's wrong?
00:07:16Yeah.
00:07:19I'm sorry.
00:07:20This...
00:07:21Don't forget about it.
00:07:22I'm sorry about your sister.
00:07:24The treatments are just really expensive.
00:07:27I have a savings.
00:07:29For my doggy daycare.
00:07:31My dream, but...
00:07:34It's only enough for one treatment.
00:07:36And who knows how many she's gonna need.
00:07:39Betsy practically raised us.
00:07:41After our parents passed,
00:07:43I would do anything for her.
00:07:46Amelia.
00:07:48I think I might know how to get you that money.
00:07:51You do?
00:07:53Come back tonight.
00:07:56And...
00:07:58Buy something nice.
00:07:59Oh, Amelia, you look bellissima.
00:08:15Except for the dog hair.
00:08:16Well, come with me.
00:08:17I have someone I want you to meet.
00:08:22Are they from Italy?
00:08:24Yes.
00:08:25Wow.
00:08:26Yes, of course, everything's from Italy here.
00:08:28Well...
00:08:30Amelia, meet...
00:08:31Michelangelo, my son.
00:08:34I believe you both bumped into each other yesterday.
00:08:36Mm-hmm.
00:08:37Yeah.
00:08:38Aren't you the cleaning lady?
00:08:39I'm a dog walker.
00:08:41Don't be so defensive.
00:08:44I wasn't.
00:08:45Well, I suppose I'll let you two get acquainted.
00:08:51I have some unfinished business to do.
00:08:53Why don't you give yourself a glass of vino?
00:08:56I'm really happy.
00:08:57I'll leave it at you, huh?
00:09:07Do you want to do me a favor?
00:09:13What?
00:09:14Exactly.
00:09:22How does it look?
00:09:23Not half bad.
00:09:24I mean, it's fine.
00:09:27Whatever.
00:09:31Let's do some sexy ones, okay?
00:09:33Or not.
00:09:35I don't feel like being your photographer all night.
00:09:37You work for my dad.
00:09:38You have to do what I say.
00:09:40You don't look like Romulus to me.
00:09:42Just a few more pictures.
00:09:44I'm not here to update your Tinder profile.
00:09:46I don't need Tinder.
00:09:48I'm an underwear model.
00:09:49My DMs are flooded like Florida in a hurricane.
00:09:52Whatever.
00:09:54I don't know.
00:09:59For me another.
00:10:00I told you I'm...
00:10:01Now!
00:10:02Fine.
00:10:04Fine.
00:10:05see dog walker that wasn't so hard
00:10:13what the fuck this is fucking product
00:10:19asshole you're crazy bitch
00:10:27Amelia whoa what's wrong
00:10:32I asked her to pour me another drink
00:10:34and she flipped out I'm sorry Romulus but your son is a prick
00:10:39I'm gonna be leaving no no please I apologize my son he's
00:10:43immature all right and that's why I invited you
00:10:46put forward it please all right just have a seat
00:10:51all right and I promise he'll be on his best behavior for the rest of the night
00:10:54won't you son so Amelia needs money to pay for her
00:10:59sister's cancer treatment cancer
00:11:02and you need to settle down and prove that you're worthy of running the family business
00:11:08make my own money dad
00:11:09okay I want the business
00:11:14I think we can make a deal
00:11:18whereby everyone gets what they want
00:11:20what kind of deal
00:11:23well it's nothing crazy
00:11:25no you two just have to get married that's all
00:11:29what
00:11:31what Romulus what are you saying I can't marry the male Paris Hilton
00:11:38yeah and I can't marry someone who picks up dog crap for a living
00:11:41well at least I don't pose in my tighty-whities for money
00:11:44you have to grow up
00:11:47before you can run our business and the best way to do that is to get married
00:11:51we're not even a match
00:11:53we hate each other at least I do
00:11:55obviously
00:11:56I see
00:11:57there's something uncommon already
00:11:59look you know
00:12:00my wife and I we were opposites
00:12:04oh yeah we were like pizza and Hawaiian pizza
00:12:07she sure drove me crazy when we first met
00:12:10I know you're probably thinking I'm just some old fool huh
00:12:15but I learned a thing or two in 70 years
00:12:17you two have chemistry
00:12:20yeah like a nuclear bomb
00:12:22Romulus isn't there another way
00:12:26I don't want to be miserable for the rest of my life
00:12:28Amelia you do want to help your sister don't you
00:12:31well you'll be able to afford the treatment
00:12:33if you just agree to this arrangement
00:12:36what's it gonna be
00:12:42what's it gonna be
00:12:47fine
00:12:49I'll do it
00:12:51for Betsy
00:12:53well Angelo
00:12:57it's not polite to keep a lovely lady waiting
00:13:00if you're not gonna agree to marry her
00:13:02then you're gonna lose the business
00:13:06and you're also gonna lose your inheritance
00:13:09what the hell dad
00:13:11fuck it
00:13:14fine
00:13:15I'll do it
00:13:16now let's just
00:13:17go into the office now
00:13:19the lorries have already
00:13:21drafted the contract
00:13:22and son we're gonna need some champagne
00:13:25right
00:13:27right my mom
00:13:28yeah
00:13:28try and make yourself look decent
00:13:29you will be engaged for a period of 30 days
00:13:35followed by a wedding
00:13:37planned by me
00:13:38and I'll tell you
00:13:39and I'll tell you
00:13:39it's gonna be a big one for the ages too
00:13:41I hope the Halloween Bowl's not booked
00:13:44anyway
00:13:45you must move in together immediately
00:13:48avoid any suspicion
00:13:49you know
00:13:50look there's nothing wrong with an arranged marriage
00:13:53but
00:13:53well it can't do any good if
00:13:55word got out to the public
00:13:57right
00:13:57that's why this has to be our own secret
00:14:00hope we agreed
00:14:01good
00:14:02sure
00:14:03all right
00:14:04sign in
00:14:06salute
00:14:08to the new couple
00:14:26so
00:14:36your place or mine
00:14:38I'm not staying at a doghouse
00:14:40fine
00:14:41then we'll stay at yours
00:14:43so this is michelangelo's place
00:14:55it's like a museum in here
00:14:57a michelangelo museum
00:15:00ugh
00:15:01whoa
00:15:23what
00:15:24what's this
00:15:24put it in the trash
00:15:26this isn't trash
00:15:27these are my sisters
00:15:28she's an artist
00:15:29so put them in your room
00:15:31I said you could live here
00:15:32not decorate
00:15:33oh I'm sorry
00:15:34is it clashing with your banana hammock
00:15:36that's man thong
00:15:38it's trademarked
00:15:39look
00:15:43I gotta go meet somebody
00:15:44if this isn't cleaned up by the time I get back
00:15:47I'm throwing it all in the fireplace
00:15:47it's electric
00:15:50oh
00:15:56by the way
00:15:56this is gonna work
00:15:58you might want to start wearing that
00:16:00gee thanks
00:16:04welcome
00:16:04you're getting married
00:16:13shh
00:16:14Betsy
00:16:15don't tell the whole world
00:16:16sorry
00:16:17Amelia
00:16:18it's just
00:16:18this isn't like you
00:16:21you're saying we're
00:16:22reserved
00:16:24safe
00:16:25like I always taught you
00:16:28well
00:16:30things change when you find out your sister has cancer
00:16:33and besides
00:16:35michelangelo offered to help pay for some of your treatments
00:16:38so
00:16:38I'm okay with a quick proposal
00:16:40michelangelo
00:16:41the ninja turtle
00:16:43no
00:16:45michelangelo
00:16:46dino valino
00:16:48maybe you've heard of him
00:16:50michelangelo
00:16:51dino valino
00:16:52shh
00:16:53shh
00:16:53socialite animals
00:16:58like start a hundred cancelled bravo shows
00:17:01how did you even meet
00:17:02his dad is one of my clients
00:17:04it's been a whirlwind of a romance
00:17:09he's so
00:17:11toxic
00:17:13speak of the devil
00:17:15oh yeah
00:17:18you know
00:17:19that's probably
00:17:20an old issue
00:17:21this is a doctor's office
00:17:23Amelia
00:17:25Betsy Carlisle
00:17:28doctor's ready
00:17:30we'll talk about this later
00:17:33ready's gonna wet baby
00:17:56we're already wet
00:17:59where did that come from
00:18:17nice place
00:18:43I love the artwork
00:18:45thanks
00:18:46finally
00:18:47a little good taste
00:18:49oh I'm good
00:18:52we had plenty at dinner
00:18:54more for me
00:18:55you know
00:19:00if you like it down here
00:19:01you should see the bedroom
00:19:03who are you
00:19:16who are you
00:19:18Chantel this is
00:19:20Amelia
00:19:21my roommate
00:19:23whatever
00:19:26can you guys just keep it down
00:19:27I have work
00:19:28tomorrow morning
00:19:29this is my house
00:19:31we will be as loud as we want to be
00:19:34scream at the top of our lungs
00:19:36you've got to be kidding me
00:19:39what's wrong dog walker
00:19:41he's jealous
00:19:42jealous
00:19:44I'm not jealous
00:19:45sweet dreams
00:19:49I can't believe he said I was jealous
00:19:57how could I ever want to be with a party boy like him
00:20:00even if he is kind of hot
00:20:03see you later
00:20:22and um
00:20:24don't worry about last night
00:20:26sorry
00:20:27I had one so many to drink it
00:20:29it won't happen again
00:20:30you better not
00:20:31how's the hangover
00:20:44roomie
00:20:45not now
00:20:46my head's killing me
00:20:47we need to talk about last night
00:20:49no
00:20:49what we need to do
00:20:50is order a three egg omelet
00:20:52and home fries
00:20:52I don't care if you're fooling around with your bimbos
00:20:56monogamy wasn't in the contract
00:20:58but your dad doesn't want people knowing that this is an arranged marriage
00:21:01and you made it pretty clear to that girl last night that you don't care about me
00:21:04fine I'll have her sign an nda just give me my phone
00:21:07my sister needs this money
00:21:10my sister needs this money
00:21:15michelangelo
00:21:16and if the paparazzi find out about this
00:21:18paparazzi
00:21:18find out about this
00:21:20then the contract is violated
00:21:22then neither of us
00:21:23then the contract is violated
00:21:28then neither of us get what we want
00:21:30yeah no shit
00:21:31I'm serious
00:21:32get what we want
00:21:33yeah no shit
00:21:34I'm serious
00:21:35don't screw this up
00:21:37don't screw this up
00:21:40I've been dealing with paparazzi since I was a teenager
00:21:44I've been dealing with paparazzi since I was a teenager
00:21:46I know what I'm doing
00:21:48dog walker
00:21:49I know what I'm doing
00:21:51dog walker
00:21:52and just so we're clear
00:21:53I will fuck whoever I want
00:21:55and just so we're clear
00:21:56I will fuck whoever I want
00:21:58whenever I want
00:22:00whenever I want
00:22:01fine
00:22:02do whatever you want
00:22:04sorry
00:22:06it's a bit harsh
00:22:07sorry
00:22:11it's a bit harsh
00:22:13just really
00:22:14really
00:22:16hungover
00:22:20hungover
00:22:22hungover
00:22:22that could have gone better
00:22:26that could have gone better
00:22:28hey baby
00:22:37hey baby
00:22:40you know you don't have to keep working
00:22:43you're rich
00:22:44you don't have to keep working
00:22:46you're rich now
00:22:48I know
00:22:49I like it
00:22:50I know
00:22:52I like it
00:22:53it's good to hear
00:22:54you know I just hope that
00:22:56your work ethic
00:22:57rubs off on my son
00:22:58rubs off on my son
00:23:00tell me
00:23:01how are things going between the two of you
00:23:04how are things going between the two of you
00:23:06oh
00:23:07fine
00:23:08yeah
00:23:09we're
00:23:10oh
00:23:10fine
00:23:13yeah
00:23:14we're still getting to know each other
00:23:16alright
00:23:17well give him time
00:23:18still getting to know each other
00:23:19alright
00:23:20well give him time
00:23:21alright
00:23:22oh and listen
00:23:23he is not as bad as
00:23:25TMZ says
00:23:26alright
00:23:26look I
00:23:26I promise
00:23:28I wouldn't be so sure
00:23:29yeah
00:23:30you're right
00:23:31well we'll see you later
00:23:33yeah
00:23:34come on Gucci
00:23:35come on
00:23:36bye Gucci
00:23:37hey Amelia
00:23:41hey Jake
00:23:42Gucci no
00:23:45Royce
00:23:45it's a bad dog
00:23:48but
00:23:49I'm not actually mad about this
00:23:50it's to see you up close for once
00:23:53yeah
00:23:54same here
00:23:55sorry
00:24:03Gucci's um
00:24:04a bit crazy
00:24:05his whole family actually
00:24:07all these rich people are nuts
00:24:10they should make a reality show
00:24:12a little dog owner is in Beverly Hills
00:24:14do you want to walk together
00:24:18let these two get to know each other
00:24:20yeah
00:24:21I'd like that
00:24:22so
00:24:28how long have you been a dog walker
00:24:30a couple months
00:24:31I like it
00:24:33I had a bunch of terrible gigs before
00:24:35barista
00:24:36Uber driver
00:24:38delivery guy
00:24:40movie extra
00:24:41you were in a movie
00:24:42actually it was a toothpaste commercial
00:24:44I was trying to impress you
00:24:46how about you
00:24:48how long you been doing this
00:24:50I don't know
00:24:51my whole life I guess
00:24:52it started as a summer job
00:24:54and then I turned it into my own business
00:24:56I want to open a doggy daycare someday
00:24:59wow
00:25:00I guess you really like dogs
00:25:02well they're easier to hang out with than humans sometimes
00:25:05if you want to hang out with this human sometime
00:25:10my band's playing at the Echoplex tonight
00:25:12do you want to go?
00:25:16I kind of have to admit I
00:25:17had a crush on you
00:25:18you did?
00:25:22yeah
00:25:23I still do
00:25:25he's cute
00:25:29I wish he'd asked me out before I got legally engaged
00:25:32then again
00:25:33that fuckboy has been out having fun
00:25:36I'd love to go to the concert
00:25:40hell yeah
00:25:42I mean uh
00:25:44regular
00:25:45yeah
00:25:46I know it's risky
00:25:49but
00:25:51I'm not a socialite like Michelangelo
00:25:52I won't have to worry about paparazzi spotting me at the show
00:25:55hey what's your ring?
00:26:00um
00:26:00it's
00:26:01just a class ring
00:26:03from high school
00:26:04looks pretty big
00:26:06it was a big school
00:26:08public schools
00:26:09am I right?
00:26:10I mean it kind of looks like an engagement ring
00:26:18me?
00:26:20engaged?
00:26:21no
00:26:21are you kidding?
00:26:22I'm 24
00:26:23I'm practically still a baby
00:26:24I mean I should be
00:26:25wearing diapers
00:26:27crawling around
00:26:28drooling
00:26:29nope
00:26:29single and ready to mingle
00:26:31okay
00:26:33Royce pooped
00:26:37should pick it up
00:26:39where?
00:26:39I don't see it
00:26:40just
00:26:40over there
00:26:42come on
00:26:44do I have to wear a suit every day?
00:26:51of course
00:26:51it's an office
00:26:52you want to be CEO
00:26:54you gotta look the part
00:26:55you mean like
00:26:56you look like Willy Wonka
00:26:57without the chocolate factory?
00:27:00very funny
00:27:01you know I'm retiring next year
00:27:03yes I know
00:27:03that means you gotta get up to speed
00:27:05rapidamente
00:27:06so today you're gonna be my shadow
00:27:08you'll be my extra hands
00:27:09and we got a lot to do
00:27:10can I get to starbucks first?
00:27:11fuck no
00:27:12come on dad
00:27:14oh my goodness are you okay?
00:27:16hi I'm michelangelo
00:27:31you're engaged remember
00:27:37and this is our new palette
00:27:42it's Matt's collection
00:27:44he really liked these colors
00:27:45so we did them twice
00:27:46but yeah
00:27:49that's presentation
00:27:51for me
00:27:52michelangelo
00:27:54what dad?
00:28:03what a day dad
00:28:04it's not even lunchtime yet
00:28:06look at you
00:28:07you got so lazy
00:28:08just sitting around
00:28:09taking pictures of yourself
00:28:10all the time
00:28:10just stick with it
00:28:13will you kid?
00:28:14hard work does pay off
00:28:15let me just look at Amelia
00:28:16what about her?
00:28:19she comes from nothing son
00:28:20nobody taught her
00:28:21how to run a business
00:28:22but she just worked hard
00:28:23and now
00:28:24well now she earns money
00:28:26doing what she loves
00:28:27I guess that's impressive
00:28:29yeah see
00:28:30see it is
00:28:31I hope she rubs off
00:28:32on you a little
00:28:32you know
00:28:33I just hope I don't
00:28:35get that uptight
00:28:36break's over
00:28:43well not too bad
00:29:00huh?
00:29:00one day down
00:29:02forty more years to go
00:29:04now this is the time
00:29:08when you go home
00:29:09with Amelia
00:29:10you talk about
00:29:11the day's work
00:29:12raise you closer together
00:29:14comfort each other
00:29:15just like your mom and I
00:29:17used to do
00:29:18you know
00:29:20I'm thinking
00:29:20it's time for the world
00:29:23to meet
00:29:23Amelia
00:29:24tonight
00:29:27tonight?
00:29:29shit
00:29:29when am I going to tell Chantel?
00:29:31I promise we'd Netflix
00:29:33and bang tonight
00:29:33the LA Zoo fundraiser
00:29:35lights, camera, red carpet
00:29:37perfect time to announce
00:29:38our lovely new addition
00:29:39to the
00:29:40Dino
00:29:41Dino
00:29:41app
00:29:42don't you think it's a bit
00:29:44soon yet?
00:29:46I mean
00:29:46we just signed the contract
00:29:47what's the matter
00:29:49you're getting along
00:29:51aren't you?
00:29:51yeah
00:29:52yeah
00:29:52we're just
00:29:53really starting to
00:29:54warm up to each other
00:29:56alright
00:29:56so it's all settled
00:29:57I'll see you at
00:29:58eight o'clock tonight
00:29:59in the limo
00:30:00and
00:30:00don't be late
00:30:01why dad
00:30:06so remind me
00:30:19why are we getting makeovers done again?
00:30:22because I want to do something nice
00:30:24for my favorite big sister
00:30:25and
00:30:27and
00:30:29you know I never splurge on stuff like this
00:30:31but
00:30:32since I'm part of the Dino Levino family now
00:30:34I think I can afford to let my hair down
00:30:37you better not let that hair down
00:30:39sorry
00:30:40just an expression
00:30:41how's it going in there?
00:30:50I'm coming out
00:30:51that bad
00:31:01I've
00:31:03never seen a dog walker
00:31:05look this hot
00:31:07by that dress
00:31:09ASAP
00:31:10leave me alone
00:31:14party boy
00:31:15I've got my own function tonight
00:31:21I've got my own function tonight
00:31:22I've got my own function tonight
00:31:23I've got my own function tonight
00:31:24I've got my own function tonight
00:31:25I've got my own function tonight
00:31:26I've got my own function tonight
00:31:27I've got my own function tonight
00:31:28I've got my own function tonight
00:31:29I've got my own function tonight
00:31:30I've got my own function tonight
00:31:31I've got my own function tonight
00:31:32I've got my own function tonight
00:31:33I've got my own function tonight
00:31:34I've got my own function tonight
00:31:35I've got my own function tonight
00:31:36I've got my own function tonight
00:31:37I've got my own function tonight
00:31:38I've got my own function tonight
00:31:39I've got my own function tonight
00:31:40I've got my own function tonight
00:31:41I've got my own function tonight
00:31:42I've got my own function tonight
00:31:43I've got my own function tonight
00:31:44I've got my own function tonight
00:31:45What are you looking at?
00:31:54You're spilling all over yourself.
00:31:56Thanks.
00:31:56Um, I...
00:31:59Did you forget my name?
00:32:01No, it's just something different.
00:32:05Did you change your hair?
00:32:07Why do you care?
00:32:08The manwhorehouse is yours tonight.
00:32:10I'm going out.
00:32:11I just forgot my charger.
00:32:12Awesome, thanks.
00:32:16I'm taking this.
00:32:18Wait, I've been calling you.
00:32:19We're supposed to go to a fundraiser.
00:32:21I told you, I'm busy.
00:32:22Hold on!
00:32:26Amelia!
00:32:34All right, hey.
00:32:35Look who's right on time.
00:32:37Nice.
00:32:38Where's Amelia?
00:32:40She's sick.
00:32:42She can't make it.
00:32:44Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:32:45If your fiancé's sick, you know, you can't go out and party.
00:32:48Yeah, you got to stay home with her.
00:32:50Give her some nice soup.
00:32:53I'll catch both of you for the next one.
00:32:55Tell Amelia that I hope she feels better soon.
00:32:57Poor thing.
00:32:59Okay, Dad.
00:33:01See you in the office.
00:33:08Stupid dog walker?
00:33:09Tricking me with her makeover.
00:33:10I'll teach her to mess with my plans.
00:33:12Hey, it's Michael Angelo, Dean Levino.
00:33:23Do you still track people?
00:33:23Wow.
00:33:40Amelia.
00:33:41Hi.
00:33:41You look like you just walked off a runway without a dog.
00:33:48Sorry.
00:33:49I don't come to concerts often.
00:33:51I kind of panicked.
00:33:52No worries.
00:33:53I should have mentioned this is more of a $5 beer kind of place.
00:33:56Yeah.
00:33:57But you're drinking for free tonight.
00:33:59Talk to the bartender.
00:34:01Wow.
00:34:01VIP treatment.
00:34:03You look like it.
00:34:03Thanks, Jay.
00:34:07Hey, lover boy.
00:34:09We're on.
00:34:11Gotta go.
00:34:13Find me in the green room after.
00:34:15Hope you like it.
00:34:16Break a leg.
00:34:17Love you, boy.
00:34:18Rock stars are so much better than underwear models.
00:34:40All I do is you know what I want, babe.
00:34:45You know what I want.
00:34:49Good.
00:34:50Nothing from Michelangelo.
00:34:51Maybe he's learned his lesson.
00:34:55One more, please.
00:35:00But that doesn't mean I'm not hooking up with Jake tonight.
00:35:03Okay.
00:35:03Jake, you guys were great.
00:35:13You really think so?
00:35:15I just feel like we're ripping off the strokes.
00:35:17The who?
00:35:19You don't know the strokes.
00:35:23Are they older?
00:35:25I'm more of a top 40 kind of girl.
00:35:29It's all right.
00:35:30Lots of stuff to introduce you to.
00:35:31You want something to drink?
00:35:34Yeah.
00:35:41So, when did you learn how to play guitar?
00:35:45Since I was 13.
00:35:47Played in bands all through high school and college, but I feel like this one's finally
00:35:51going someplace.
00:35:52That's awesome.
00:35:53And when I get my record deal, I can finally quit my job, focus on music full time.
00:35:59You're going to quit dog walking?
00:36:00I thought you liked it.
00:36:03I do, but it's just another gig until I hit it big in music.
00:36:07I don't even like dogs that much.
00:36:09I'm more of a cat person.
00:36:11A cat person?
00:36:12Who doesn't like dogs?
00:36:16Even Michelangelo's good with Gucci.
00:36:19I don't want to talk about work tonight.
00:36:22I just want to relax.
00:36:23Have a good time.
00:36:25You're beautiful, you know that?
00:36:27I thought I wanted to hook up with Jake.
00:36:32Now I'm not sure.
00:36:33We have nothing in common.
00:36:35Is it weird that I feel a tiny bit guilty?
00:36:37What the heck?
00:36:42I'm tipsy.
00:36:42He's cute.
00:36:44Michelangelo had his fun.
00:36:45Now I can have mine.
00:36:46Looks like someone needs obedience.
00:37:02What's going on?
00:37:04That's Michelangelo Dina Levino, the Nepo baby underwear model.
00:37:09He's not.
00:37:10You're coming with me, dog walker.
00:37:12Don't make me get the leash.
00:37:13What the hell, Michelangelo?
00:37:15Back off, dude.
00:37:17Back off.
00:37:18Grubby little hipster.
00:37:19She's my fiance.
00:37:20So that was an engagement ring.
00:37:23Jake, I can explain.
00:37:26Let's go, let's go.
00:37:29I'm really sorry, Jake.
00:37:30I'm not, Jake.
00:37:36This is for making me Uber all the way to fucking Silver Lake.
00:37:42And this is for making me listen to Andy.
00:37:43I can't believe you did that.
00:37:51After your high and mighty speech, you're such a hypocrite.
00:37:53Yeah, well, I don't have the paparazzi following me around.
00:37:56Just an Italian-American psycho.
00:37:59I'm not following you around.
00:38:01You know what?
00:38:01I get it.
00:38:02You saw me with Chantel last night, and now you're jealous.
00:38:07Me jealous?
00:38:08Did you see the way that you were acting around Jake?
00:38:10Like, I would ever fuck a dog walker.
00:38:13I am more than a dog walker, you playboy prick.
00:38:15I have a name.
00:38:17Wait, what are you doing?
00:38:19That is an original.
00:38:20I'm so sick of your bullshit.
00:38:22Oh, fine.
00:38:23I'll just hop in my time machine, go back to ancient Rome, and get another one.
00:38:27I don't care about your art, your money, your stupid mansion.
00:38:29You're treating me like shit.
00:38:32That's from the Renaissance.
00:38:34You are history's worst nightmare.
00:38:35I tried to make this work with you.
00:38:37We signed a contract.
00:38:38For an arranged marriage.
00:38:40Did you actually think this arrangement would be anything more than a business transaction?
00:38:43You are such a simpleton.
00:38:47Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:38:49Well, at least I'm not a spoiled brat.
00:38:52I tried to get along with you.
00:38:53You brought this on to yourself.
00:38:54I wish I never agreed to this awful engagement.
00:38:56Right back at you.
00:38:58I fucking hate you.
00:39:00I fucking hate you more.
00:39:02I fucking hate you more.
00:39:24Bye.
00:39:24But you, you, you, you, you.
00:39:54where am i who's spooning me
00:40:08is that jake how drunk was i
00:40:13michelangelo dog walker
00:40:20oh i forgot we did that last night
00:40:27must have been all those free beers
00:40:30we don't have to talk about this right now we had too many drinks
00:40:34just forget it ever happened if that's what you want
00:40:38definitely um i
00:40:43have to go to work i should get up too
00:40:48oh my head there's pedialine in the fridge
00:40:53thanks for coming today sis of course my doctor did say i needed lots of
00:40:59exercise well you look great thanks
00:41:04i don't feel great the treatment's taking a lot out of me
00:41:10you on the other hand are glowing today what's going on
00:41:17so michelangelo and i had sex last night wait
00:41:22for the first time yeah we're taking it slow
00:41:28michelangelo the male gigolo is taking it slow
00:41:34maybe i did misjudge him and how was it well really bad
00:41:43right i knew it actually it was the best sex i ever had
00:41:49well that explains the glow
00:41:54i am happy for you sis
00:41:56physical chemistry is important that's actually what i wanted to talk to you
00:42:00about i don't get it he and i are nothing alike and yet he knows how to
00:42:05push all of my buttons i feel like like an arcade game and he just keeps getting
00:42:09the high score again and again and you get the picture hey
00:42:17opposites attract i mean that's why you guys love each other so much
00:42:23because you're so different something like that
00:42:26here comes right on the schedule dog walkers in love with me
00:42:40i'll have to let it down easy weird i haven't heard from the dog walker all morning
00:42:54what was that about must be the hangover
00:43:07hey i'd like to hang out tonight maybe we can finish what we started last time
00:43:20hey unfortunately something came up i i can't make it tonight
00:43:30why can't i stop thinking about the dog walker and why hasn't she texted me yet
00:43:50hey
00:43:59hi we should talk
00:44:02i'm not very good with words me neither but last night you don't have to say anything we both
00:44:13know it was a mistake and we can just go back to hating each other like nothing ever happened i
00:44:18don't think you understand if you just listen to me for a second you don't have to worry about me
00:44:23catching feelings i'm a big girl i've had a one night stand before i've never been with someone like
00:44:28you before okay i get it i'm not one of your your models or your your d-list actresses you don't have
00:44:36to give me some big speech about letting me down easily i know that if you would take back last
00:44:41night that you would frankly so would i i mean you're driving me nuts you don't understand let's
00:44:47let's get some take out and figure this thing out i don't need you to mansplain my own feelings to me
00:44:52wait wait did you just call me amelia
00:44:59what happened to dog walker
00:45:02i have a confession to make
00:45:07last night i don't know how i don't know why
00:45:12that was the best sex i've ever had in my life
00:45:14really do i look like i'm lying i'm not a good actor i could even do reality tv
00:45:24but there is a fire between us amelia some kind of crazy cosmic chemistry
00:45:33you sound like you're reading a horoscope amelia please i know you felt it too
00:45:44so why are we fighting it i've been thinking about you all day me too
00:46:14so
00:46:28so i set the kitchen on fire how am i supposed to know you're not supposed to light fireball
00:46:43shots on fire it's not my fault they should change the name
00:46:49no wonder they canceled vanderpump's super yacht
00:46:52if you think that's funny just wait till the next episode the captain gets super drunk off espresso
00:46:56martinis and he almost sinks the boat
00:47:04you know when you're not acting like a complete douchebag you're not so bad
00:47:10thanks
00:47:12you know we could actually try this
00:47:15hey if the sex stays this good i'm open for anything i'm serious
00:47:20the wedding's coming up we could give it a shot you mean like you and me together together
00:47:29why not were you planning on marrying someone else
00:47:46oh gucci what's the rush
00:47:48oh hey royce
00:47:56jake how's it going
00:47:59good yeah look the other night was kind of crazy i know i should have told you about michelangelo
00:48:08we were kind of in a fight i'm sorry for bringing you into this is he always like that
00:48:15so aggressive and controlling i couldn't believe the way he just dragged you off like that
00:48:20he was like a caveman lugging home his woman well i am his woman he saw us together and he got jealous
00:48:27and i don't blame him oh my god am i actually sticking up for michelangelo dinovolino
00:48:34i didn't mean to pry just wanted to make sure everything's okay i'm here if you need to talk
00:48:41thanks jake but i'm engaged remember and the only person i want to talk to is my fiance
00:48:49i thought we had a connection you're a cat person it never would have worked come on gucci let's go
00:49:01cats are awesome
00:49:05that was a great presentation the marketing director loved your ideas for the new line
00:49:11you think so ooh maybe i'm finally starting to get a hang of this ceo thing oh yeah yeah now listen
00:49:18i gotta fly to paris for a few days you mind watching uh your little brother for me gucci sure
00:49:25but i mean you know dogs are more amelia specialty yeah but that's how you impress her you invite her
00:49:31for a romantic date at the dog park at the dog park mm-hmm i just texted her it's all set now go get a lover boy
00:49:48so you just throw it and he brings it back you've never played fetch before
00:49:58it's my dad's dog not mine let me try that's okay i know you don't want to touch a slobbery ball with your
00:50:07dainty hands
00:50:11do you ever get do you ever get tired of the dog stuff no no i like my work what's i like
00:50:24my work what's the point of working if you never get a chance to
00:50:28have fun it's the point of working if you never get a chance to have fun you're right i should work
00:50:35less if nothing else you're letting me get closer to my little brother
00:50:44fetch gucci
00:50:45i've got a big surprise a surprise just wait and see
00:51:03grazie have a good night mr dino bellino
00:51:05a special delivery from masterione's italian deli
00:51:18look gucci it's your favorite prosciutto
00:51:23you know that's awful for dogs right
00:51:26i thought you were off the clock today besides a special occasion
00:51:31i also thought we could use his water bowl to pour a little chianti into
00:51:38okay this is for us why don't you get us a court script what else is in the bag just some
00:51:45imported italian ingredients so i can make you a real italian dinner you can cook
00:52:01that was so good i feel like i just went to italy even though i've never been
00:52:10how did you do this i can't cook at all making italian food is one of my favorite things to do
00:52:16did you learn in culinary school no my mom taught me tell me about her
00:52:21i've never told a girl about my mom sorry i don't mean to pray she passed away when i was 11. breast cancer
00:52:34but i have a lot of good memories of her she grew up in a little village in tuscany and
00:52:41she taught me everything i know about cooking
00:52:42we'd spend hours in the kitchen just cooking and eating and laughing
00:52:49i still have all of her recipes here handwritten in italian that's really special
00:52:58i miss her this might sound corny but i feel a little closer to her when i make her recipes
00:53:05it's not corny but i didn't know you're such a softy just don't tell tmz
00:53:14what about your parents my parents died in a car accident when i was 13. it's been me and betsy ever
00:53:22since i'm sorry i just really hope these treatments work
00:53:27i don't want to lose her too i'm sorry your story made me emotional i'm gonna go do the dishes
00:53:38i'll help you no no it's fine i like doing the dishes it relaxes me good because i hate them
00:53:45well then i guess we make a good team
00:53:46is it just the wine or am i really falling for him her
00:54:09hey hey do you want an espresso i just figured out how to make the machine work
00:54:16no thank you you need to have a morning medium i'm kind of in a rush
00:54:19okay well don't forget gucci how could i
00:54:24ready bro well let me fix your tie
00:54:29what do you know about ties you wear t-shirts to work
00:54:32and you wore man thongs two weeks ago touché
00:54:37there you go okay bye bye
00:54:40love you love you love you too
00:54:54sorry it's reflex i didn't mean to say that
00:54:57me neither too soon talk about it later yeah okay
00:55:06oh could that have been any more awkward and is michelangelo really in love with me
00:55:11i don't know if you want to talk about it
00:55:16oh yeah look who's here hey my little guy hey little gucci
00:55:23look at this right here
00:55:24oh yeah now here's uh here's mine right just like that huh yeah even got one for big brother right there
00:55:37you go come to papa yes my boy all right all right so we got to talk about this uh this wedding right this is two weeks off
00:55:47hollywood bowl they're waiting for an answer and i bumped into chris martin on the plane he says the band is free
00:55:56you like cold play right dad we can't have the wedding at the hollywood
00:56:02well all right then we'll book uh the magic castle how about that not too big plenty room for cold play
00:56:07huh let's just pump the brakes we cannot plan a wedding like this what something wrong with amelia no
00:56:16everything is great it's better than great honestly but we cannot have a big flashy wedding that's
00:56:25our thing it's not amelia's thing i think it'd make her uncomfortable wow i never thought of that
00:56:32yeah you know you have a very good point yeah i'm very impressed you've never acted like this
00:56:42with any other woman i can't say i've ever felt like this with another girl
00:56:48sounds like you might be falling in love love
00:56:53yeah i don't know
00:56:58all right all right change the deal then i cancel the hollywood bowl
00:57:02all right and then we'll have a nice small intimate affair a wedding with cold play
00:57:09no cold play dad no cold play
00:57:19so it's about my cancer treatment it's not working i know it i talked to my doctors yesterday
00:57:28and i'm cured what you're cured oh congratulations thank you i wasn't expecting it i didn't think i
00:57:40would be cured in only two sessions it only took two sessions i almost had enough in my savings to cover
00:57:48that maybe i didn't need the dina volino's money what's wrong sis we should be celebrating i brought
00:57:56prosecco no yeah no i'm good yeah amelia i'm your sister you can tell me anything
00:58:05is it michelangelo is everything okay if that punk pretty boy hurts you i will take that man thong
00:58:14and give him a wedgie so far up his butt that it will cut him in two it's not michelangelo let's see
00:58:21it's me i have to tell you something
00:58:31i cannot believe that they convinced you to do an arranged marriage what is this game of thrones it's
00:58:39the only way that i could pay for your treatments and you know that i would do anything for you
00:58:43actually he's not that bad i kind of like him yeah babe that's called stockholm syndrome we need to get
00:58:55you out of there betsy i have real feelings for him but what about the tabloid stories you heard what
00:59:06he did to that floozy in disney world they banned him for life you'll never go to epcot he's not
00:59:14actually like the stories or at least not to me he's only acting like that to get into your pants amelia
00:59:23if you marry michelangelo he will make your life a living hell what if you meet him yeah meet him
00:59:34maybe he'll change your mind maybe maybe you'll actually like him don't count on it please me just
00:59:40give him a chance fine yes only one yes you won't regret it i'm gonna go get the prosecco
00:59:54you better bring the whole bottle
00:59:55thank you for making dinner of course i'm glad she's cancer free we need to celebrate
01:00:08michelangelo you know that betsy is the most important person in the world to me
01:00:13right you mean besides me i'm serious it's really important to me that you two get along
01:00:17have a glass of wine tonight's gonna be great
01:00:22it's enormous why would anybody need so much room it's nice to see you too sis
01:00:43nice to finally meet you let's see so this is the infamous uh michelangelo
01:00:58how about we start off with a glass of champagne 96 domperion amelia said that's the year that you
01:01:03were born yeah sorry i can't drink that fancy stuff it's worth more than my car
01:01:09why would anybody spend that much on a drink
01:01:148.99 at ralph's it's delicious this was made in france sorry can't touch that stuff so who wants a drink
01:01:39you hardly touch your food it's a little too rich for me mine tastes great
01:01:57so michelangelo i have some big sister questions to ask about the pernuptials coming up you don't mind do
01:02:04you fire away so i know you two have been having your fun um but what's this relationship gonna look
01:02:16like once that honeymoon phase wears off i don't think it's going to
01:02:23that's cute and all but what about a career are you gonna support her or kids what's your stance on
01:02:29that or are you just gonna jump to the next person once you get bored and this gets too serious betsy
01:02:35look i know i have a past but i'm committed to him we haven't talked about kids but i'm open to
01:02:44anything see michelangelo that's my point you two are getting married and you barely know each other
01:02:50we don't know easy betsy i just think it's a bad idea getting married this soon and if you really
01:02:58cared about amelia you would give her the time and what makes you such an expert i don't see a ring on
01:03:05your finger michelangelo you probably picked them apart the way you're doing me right now it's no
01:03:10wonder amelia was so uptight when i met her she gets it from you are you gonna let him talk to me like
01:03:15that amelia you started it why don't we all just calm down betsy's just looking out for my best
01:03:28interests no she's alone and miserable and trying to drag you down with her that's not fair michelangelo
01:03:34she's not been fair to me since she walked through the door you're the horniest bastard in beverly hills
01:03:38and you're a frigid lonely woman who cannot stand to see her sister happy you know what you can't talk
01:03:43to betsy like that that's my sister she just survived cancer that doesn't give her a right
01:03:50to insult me inside my own house this is my house too and she can say whatever she wants not to me
01:03:56you know maybe she should be concerned i don't like this side of you see i told you you should have spent
01:04:00more time getting to know each other but i guess the contract doesn't allow for that you told her
01:04:06she's my sister i don't care that violates our agreement oh is that all i am to you a contractual
01:04:12agreement some kind of obligation it's not what i meant it came out wrong amelia i love you
01:04:19you love me don't listen to him he doesn't even know what that means shut the up
01:04:25you know what maybe she was right i shouldn't have signed that contract it's over
01:04:29we need to get out of here i've seen too many true crime documentaries on netflix to know what
01:04:41happens when you tell rich people secrets amelia i know this is hard to hear but you did the right
01:04:52thing you do so much better than him yeah but he isn't a monster i shouldn't have said that we can
01:05:01talk about it on the road get packing and if we leave now we can get to mexico by dawn lay low for a
01:05:08bit mexico or canada whatever it's that or stay here and get sued by the dino lovinos or worse i don't think
01:05:18romulus and michelangelo would sue us i mean i only told you about the contract it's not like i told the
01:05:23media you don't know that we're liabilities loose ends you should listen to more true kind podcast
01:05:36get rid of that thing they could be tracking us right now
01:05:40yeah you know michelangelo did manage to follow me to the ecoplex the other day
01:05:46see you could have a sniper on us
01:05:53it's romulus hey romulus what what do you mean gucci's missing
01:06:10oh you came against my better judgment i'm not happy you've been blowing me off
01:06:19i've just been busy but it's over with now you should punish me for straying
01:06:28you make me sick i make me sick
01:06:41nice underwear it's a great craftsmanship
01:06:47okay let's get this over with
01:06:57is that all you have to say do you even realize how hot i am i'm sorry jantel
01:07:05i thought i wanted this but i don't i'm not the stud that i used to be
01:07:14amelia broke up with me
01:07:22it feels like she's stomping on my heart with one of your shoes
01:07:28never in a million years did i think i'd fall for dog walk with my hair i am
01:07:32fucking devastated
01:07:49amelia
01:07:50oh hi dad gucci's gone i'll be right there
01:08:05romulus
01:08:05what oh oh well i i only had him off the leash for a second you know we're practically in the house and
01:08:14there all of a sudden he just shot off like a rocket i've been calling him all night but he won't come
01:08:19back
01:08:21well we can help you find him
01:08:24yeah right
01:08:27good thanks good gucci this better not be a trap just come on
01:08:35gucci gucci
01:08:37hey hey where's michelangelo huh i thought you were both together why isn't he here with you
01:08:43oh um he's sorry i'm late dad
01:08:47where were you i had to stop for late night delivery at mastriani's
01:08:51it's gucci's favorite prosciutto this doesn't ring out of hiding nothing will
01:08:56smart move dude here ladies take a piece of this prosciutto here
01:09:00yeah that's it
01:09:05give me the urk
01:09:17gucci
01:09:23he's hopeless we've been looking for him all night long
01:09:27we're not gonna find him don't give up dad he's just off having a little adventure
01:09:33keep looking he'll turn up in a few minutes
01:09:37see they're not gonna kill us i do have to admit though i didn't expect to see this side of him
01:09:44he's really there for his dad his dad's dog so you approve now they didn't say that
01:09:52gucci
01:09:59gucci my boy's back
01:10:09okay okay i'm a little closer to approving
01:10:14i might have possibly misjudged you a little it's okay most of what the tabloids publish is true
01:10:33they just leave out part of the story amelia can we talk
01:10:42please
01:10:45amelia can we talk
01:10:47amelia i'm sorry about earlier tonight
01:11:05i shouldn't have attacked your sister and i shouldn't have blown up at you for mentioning the contract
01:11:10i hope that you know you mean so much more to me than just a business agreement
01:11:20thanks for saying that i needed to hear that and i'm sorry for calling you a monster
01:11:29you're not one i'm still learning new things about you most of them are good
01:11:35i'm happy we signed the contract i'm not
01:11:44you're not what do you mean
01:11:48amelia this might sound crazy but i meant it when i said that i love you
01:11:55and i don't want some silly piece of paper to be the reason that we stay together
01:11:59i want to know that our love is real
01:12:05dad what is this son i want to cancel the contract between me and amelia
01:12:12why son because i want to ask her to marry me
01:12:17and not because of some legal obligation
01:12:23but because she wants to
01:12:29consider our contracts null and void
01:12:39amelia
01:12:41what will it be
01:12:44will you marry me
01:12:48will you marry me
01:12:51yes i'll marry you
01:12:53you
01:13:04you've made me the happiest underwear model in the world
01:13:12and i'm the happiest dog walker
01:13:13look at me i'm dripping like a roman aqueduct
01:13:20all right all right you two that's enough all right we spent this whole night together
01:13:26come over to my place all right we'll have a nice breakfast italian style
01:13:31hopefully it's not too rich for you
01:13:34i think i can get used to it and then we can all discuss the wedding all right i want to hear from
01:13:39everybody involved especially uh coldplay we're not getting coldplay dad it was worth a try
01:13:56and now the bride and groom would like to give their vows michelangelo
01:14:15uh amelia
01:14:21even though we're far from a perfect couple we're perfect together i've learned so much from you in
01:14:30such a short amount of time and not just about dogs
01:14:33i don't know how i ever managed anything without you
01:14:40i'm looking forward to your support and counsel as i take over the family business from my father this year and
01:14:50in return i promise
01:14:54to be patient and a loving husband as you turn our backyard into the doggy daycare you've always dreamed of
01:15:03i don't know
01:15:06amelia you are the only thing better than free underwear i love you so much
01:15:20i never thought i would end up with a former man thong model but here we are michelangelo you've
01:15:27helped me come out of my shell and you've taught me how to live life to the fullest something i hope to
01:15:32do more of on our honeymoon in italy
01:15:39and although we haven't spent much time together it feels like a lifetime in a good way i know your
01:15:45mom would be proud of you ti amo michelangelo i love you with the power vested in me by almighty god
01:15:53and the city of beverly hills i now pronounce you husband and wife you may kiss your bride
01:15:59thanks i'm betsy amelia's sister i'm jake another dog walker it's crazy you know given my sister but
01:16:18but i've always been more of a cat person me too
01:16:32it's tragic
01:16:47so
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