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00:00:00That's me, Audrey Rose Wintersby, heiress to the Wintersby fortune and media darling.
00:00:23Are you quite sure about this?
00:00:25Yes, and I want to walk in alone.
00:00:28Regular teens don't have butlers or town cars.
00:00:32My dear, you're not any regular teen.
00:00:34You are indeed the heiress to one of the largest fortunes from one of the most powerful families in the whole of the country.
00:00:42Maybe I'll even meet a boy and have a first kiss.
00:00:48Love you, Norman. Wish me luck.
00:00:50This can't possibly end well.
00:00:58Get out of our way, loser.
00:01:02Get out of our way, loser.
00:01:16Get out of our way, loser.
00:01:19What'd you do that for?
00:01:20This is where we walk new meat.
00:01:23You got a lot to learn about this school.
00:01:25Look at those clothes.
00:01:27Disgusto barfo.
00:01:29You have abhorrent manners.
00:01:32Aw, are you going to cry like a little baby?
00:01:35Oops!
00:01:35Oops.
00:01:36Excuse me?
00:01:36Oops.
00:01:46Oops.
00:01:46Oh!
00:01:50Oops!
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00:01:53Oops!
00:02:03Oops!
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00:02:04wait is that the heart of the ocean necklace please everybody knows that belongs to the
00:02:11heiress of the wintersby family audrey rose who by the way is my bestie that's worth 10
00:02:18million dollars that cheap piece of crap is probably worth less than 10. oh my god what have
00:02:28you done there you go there you go girl don't worry just buy a new piece of crap with that money
00:02:37she's a bitch yeah you look like you need a hand you look like you need a hand thanks
00:02:50you're the new girl i'm rose pleased to meet you gabby i'm your welcome guy
00:02:58i'm supposed to show you the ropes how wonderful
00:03:01okay quick rundown of the echo system should i be taking notes only if you want to survive
00:03:09okay here we have our the skaters
00:03:13the jocks
00:03:17and the nerds i'm the nerd and we are pretty cool by the way
00:03:24and the queen bees i would steer clear of them especially sloan she stings
00:03:32oh i wouldn't dare
00:03:42i wouldn't dare sloan has dug her claws into him beep
00:03:52i wasn't oh that's chasing greg the most popular guy in school
00:03:59they've been you know dating and breaking up and getting back together it's like a sexual ping pong match
00:04:06oh you should join the academic decathlon the winner gets scholarships which is
00:04:34the only way i could go to college needless to say i'm not a part of the rich kids clique
00:04:39oh and that's eric
00:04:44he's a skater and i'm so crushing on him
00:04:49hey gabby
00:04:53yo
00:04:53that's eric
00:04:56i was just telling her about the academic decathlon
00:05:00oh yeah you in yeah sure sweet man i'm in awesome got a boat later babes
00:05:09oh my god oh my god he's just calling me
00:05:12i think he likes you
00:05:14okay now for the important stuff stay away from the stroganoff at lunch and stay away from the underside of the desk if you want to avoid old gum and stay away from mr spadaro
00:05:23he gets handsy hey watch out
00:05:30oh my god i'm so sorry
00:05:34it's fine it's just a little blood
00:05:37hang on
00:05:38thanks
00:05:42your jacket smells good
00:05:49are you the new girl
00:05:55yeah
00:05:56i'm chasen
00:05:59rose
00:06:01nice to meet you
00:06:04nice to meet you
00:06:11come on chasen homeroom's starting
00:06:13stay away from this trash
00:06:14might catch something
00:06:16ugh look at the second hand clothes
00:06:19let's go
00:06:20chasen come on
00:06:21later
00:06:22i'll wash your jacket
00:06:25oh my god
00:06:27your jacket smells good
00:06:29i'll wash your jacket
00:06:30yep
00:06:31kinda lame
00:06:32ugh
00:06:33clearly i don't have a lot of experience with boys
00:06:36ugh
00:06:37come on
00:06:38let's go
00:06:49Audrey Rose Wintersby
00:06:52ladies and gentlemen
00:06:53i'd like you to meet our new student
00:06:55rose smith
00:06:57now she's been homeschooled
00:06:59and this is her first foray into public school
00:07:01pleased to make your acquaintances
00:07:04i trust that you'll all welcome rose
00:07:06and that you'll answer any questions that she has
00:07:08how would you like to be addressed is it just rose
00:07:12yes
00:07:13rose will suffice
00:07:14how about second hand rose
00:07:16that's enough
00:07:18grab brackets
00:07:21grab brackets
00:07:22ow ow
00:07:27oh my god
00:07:28ow ow
00:07:29there's something in my eye
00:07:30what is it
00:07:31something's in my eye
00:07:32i need my contact solution or something
00:07:33rose can you go get it for me
00:07:34yes
00:07:35where is it
00:07:36it's in my locker
00:07:37go get it
00:07:38i need my contact solution
00:07:39no
00:07:40no
00:07:41no
00:07:42no
00:07:43no
00:07:44no
00:07:45no
00:07:46no
00:07:47no
00:07:48no
00:07:49oh my god
00:07:50hey
00:07:51whew
00:07:52what are you doing in the boys locker room
00:07:56I thought that, um...
00:08:09That'll show the bitch.
00:08:18Rose?
00:08:22Where are you?
00:08:26Are you showering with a boy?
00:08:30Rose?
00:08:35Slum, what are you doing in the boys' locker room?
00:08:37Chasen? Is that you? Are you in there with Rose?
00:08:41Don't lie to me, I saw her come in here.
00:08:43What do I do?
00:08:56How is she not here?
00:09:00I gotta get out of here before I get caught.
00:09:02What?
00:09:03I'm so sorry.
00:09:04I'm so sorry.
00:09:14I'm so sorry.
00:09:15I'm so sorry.
00:09:20I'm so sorry.
00:09:27I'm so sorry.
00:09:36Ouch!
00:09:37Excuse you much.
00:09:42Why are you wet?
00:09:44I...
00:09:50How's your eye?
00:09:51Miraculously better.
00:09:53What exactly is going on here?
00:10:09Nothing.
00:10:10Absolutely nothing.
00:10:11But...
00:10:12I think someone switched the locker room signs.
00:10:16Hmm.
00:10:17Listen up second hand, Rose.
00:10:18Chasen?
00:10:19Off limits.
00:10:20Understand?
00:10:21Unless you want high school to be a living nightmare.
00:10:23I'm not even ready for boys yet, so...
00:10:24You know what?
00:10:25With a little makeup, better clothes, and maybe a brush through your hair, you could almost
00:10:45pass as one of us.
00:10:47That's it.
00:10:48You are my new project.
00:10:50Tomorrow, my house makeover.
00:10:53Okay.
00:11:00You know what they say, right?
00:11:02Keep your friends close, and your competition closer.
00:11:05Ugh.
00:11:10Can't we re-sign up for the academic decathlon?
00:11:13It's gonna be so fun.
00:11:15Well, it's more than fun.
00:11:17I have to win that scholarship to go to college.
00:11:19You don't have money.
00:11:21We'll win.
00:11:22I promise.
00:11:23We'll win.
00:11:24Plus, I'll get to hang out with Eric.
00:11:27It's crazy.
00:11:29Rose, what are you doing?
00:11:32We're signing up for the academic decathlon.
00:11:36Oh.
00:11:37Okay.
00:11:38Well, first of all, you can't hang out with Gabby.
00:11:40Gabby's a nerd, and Queen Bees don't associate with nerds.
00:11:43Secondly, the academic decathlon is for geeks and losers.
00:11:48Cheerleading tryouts are next week.
00:11:50Be there.
00:12:00It's okay.
00:12:01Being a Queen Bee is important, and it's your chance to be popular.
00:12:06It's not important to me.
00:12:08I mean, you're not that smart anyways, so...
00:12:12What are you talking about?
00:12:14I have a 4.0 and a 1500 SAT score.
00:12:18Just go.
00:12:19You're not gonna fit in anyway.
00:12:21Fine.
00:12:23Whatever.
00:12:25Whatever.
00:12:33Wow.
00:12:34You're fitting in fast.
00:12:36That uniform looks a lot better on you than I expected.
00:12:41She means that as a compliment.
00:12:43Probably.
00:12:44Yeah.
00:12:45Definitely.
00:12:46You know, it's not every day someone can go from background to center stage overnight.
00:12:51Guess I'm a fast learner.
00:12:53Wow.
00:12:55So modest.
00:12:56Loopset.
00:12:59Hey.
00:13:00Good form out there.
00:13:01Thanks.
00:13:02Not too bad for someone who almost knocked out a freshman with my pom-pom, huh?
00:13:06I would've paid to see that.
00:13:10Oh, my God.
00:13:11Ow.
00:13:12I think I pulled something.
00:13:13You okay?
00:13:14No.
00:13:15Oh, God.
00:13:18Jason, I think I need a heroic accent.
00:13:21Jason.
00:13:22You're not serious.
00:13:23I am.
00:13:24If I fall and shatter my kneecap, it's your fault.
00:13:35Don't worry.
00:13:36I'll bring him back.
00:13:38Later.
00:13:40Yeah.
00:13:41I'll see ya.
00:13:42She's being nice.
00:13:43That's never a good sign.
00:13:48Oh, my God.
00:13:49Ew.
00:13:50Look at these losers.
00:13:51My bestie, Audrey Rose Wintersby, doesn't have to go to school.
00:13:53Private tutors.
00:13:55Well, maybe she wants to go to regular high school and be a regular teen.
00:13:59Um, no.
00:14:00She can't stand these plebeians.
00:14:01She told me so herself.
00:14:03Wow.
00:14:06You know, for fun, sometimes the girls and I, we start gossip chains to keep the plebes in their place.
00:14:11Gossip chains?
00:14:12Watch this.
00:14:25Now watch what happens.
00:14:26She's...
00:14:29Ew.
00:14:35Hey, Eric.
00:14:40Just leave me alone, Gabby.
00:14:41Why don't you go hang out with your rich little friend?
00:14:44What?
00:14:45Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:14:47You really thought I wouldn't find out?
00:14:56No.
00:15:00Gabby.
00:15:03You okay?
00:15:04Do you care?
00:15:05Of course I do.
00:15:08You lied to me.
00:15:10Why?
00:15:11You're Audrey frickin' Wintersby.
00:15:14Wait, what?
00:15:16You let me sit there and open up to you like we were equals.
00:15:18Like you're not some big legacy with a tennis court and a driver and a coal estate.
00:15:24Who told you?
00:15:26Doesn't matter.
00:15:27Coach is looking for you.
00:15:28Yeah, I'm coming.
00:15:31Gabby.
00:15:32I'm so sorry.
00:15:33I just wanted to...
00:15:34And the gossip?
00:15:36Everyone thinks I hooked up with Eric.
00:15:38They're calling me...
00:15:39Take a thought.
00:15:42Okay, I...
00:15:44Didn't start that.
00:15:45But I also didn't stop it and I hate myself for that.
00:15:48Let me make it up to you.
00:15:55How?
00:15:57Give me one chance.
00:15:59This Saturday.
00:16:01I'm studying for the decathlon.
00:16:03Skip it!
00:16:04I want to show you something no one gets to see.
00:16:08No tricks.
00:16:09Just the truth.
00:16:10If you're lying, I swear to God.
00:16:17I am so not dressed for whatever tax bracket this is.
00:16:34Relax.
00:16:35It's just where I live.
00:16:36It's not who I am.
00:16:37You say that, but I just passed a tennis court with your name on it.
00:16:41And...
00:16:42You have a butler?
00:16:44Okay, technically my parents do.
00:16:46But...
00:16:47Yeah, Norman likes me better, so I...
00:16:49Come on.
00:16:50Come on.
00:17:13Why would you ever go to Hayton High?
00:17:15I was lonely.
00:17:17And...
00:17:18I wanted to make friends.
00:17:21And...
00:17:22I wanted a boyfriend.
00:17:24I would trade places with you every day.
00:17:27It's not all that.
00:17:30Plus, no amount of money can protect you from people like Sloane.
00:17:35So what are you gonna do?
00:17:38I'm gonna take her down.
00:17:40How?
00:17:42You wanna know another secret?
00:17:43I'm actually really good at tennis.
00:17:46No way.
00:17:48No way.
00:17:49I could teach you.
00:17:50Girls Day and a vendetta.
00:17:53And that's rich.
00:17:55Yeah.
00:18:13She did that on purpose!
00:18:14She looked me dead in the eye and bam!
00:18:15I barely know how to hold a racket.
00:18:16You can ask Abby.
00:18:17I missed, like, five in a row.
00:18:18She looked me dead in the eyes.
00:18:19It's called eye contact, Sloane.
00:18:20It's a basic social skill.
00:18:21She smiles when she hit me!
00:18:22I smile a lot.
00:18:23It's polite.
00:18:24Enough!
00:18:25Enough!
00:18:26This isn't court TV.
00:18:27Miss Smith.
00:18:28Do you really expect me to believe that you're just an uncoordinated student who accidentally
00:18:31hit another girl in the face with a man who hit another girl in the face with a girl,
00:18:34who hit another girl in the face with a man?
00:18:35It's like five in a row.
00:18:36She looked me dead in the eyes!
00:18:37It's called eye contact, Sloane.
00:18:38It's a basic social skill.
00:18:39She smiles when she hit me!
00:18:41I smile a lot.
00:18:43It's polite.
00:18:45Enough!
00:18:46This isn't court TV.
00:18:49Miss Smith, do you really expect me to believe
00:18:53that you're just an uncoordinated student
00:18:56who accidentally hit another girl in the face
00:19:01with a tennis ball?
00:19:03You should definitely believe that.
00:19:05I'm tragically unathletic.
00:19:08Liar.
00:19:09You're wearing, like, three different brands of lipstick
00:19:11and I'm the criminal?
00:19:12Fine.
00:19:13Listen here, Rose Smith.
00:19:18Consider this your strike one.
00:19:21Three strikes and you're out.
00:19:31Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:19:35Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:19:39What did you say?
00:19:41On this on the ground.
00:19:43Oh, I've been looking for this.
00:19:47Eric, please.
00:19:48I'm just trying to live a normal life.
00:19:51Please don't.
00:19:52Yeah, no.
00:19:52Your secret's safe with me.
00:19:55Just like best friends.
00:19:59Um, okay.
00:20:01I think you swear.
00:20:05Uh, okay.
00:20:06I think you swear.
00:20:07So, you want to sit together at lunch?
00:20:12I already made plans to sit with Gabby.
00:20:17Eric, she didn't say those things about you.
00:20:20That was just Sloane doing a gossip chain.
00:20:22Right.
00:20:23That figures.
00:20:24I think you swear.
00:20:29Awesome.
00:20:31Awesome.
00:20:37But the point being, Eric knows you didn't say anything and that it was all Sloane's gossip chain.
00:20:43Oh, my God.
00:20:45I'm so relieved.
00:20:50So you and Eric are hanging out now?
00:20:53Just friends.
00:20:54Promise.
00:20:58What the fuck is your problem?
00:21:00What are you talking about?
00:21:02Why are you being such a bitch?
00:21:05Look who's talking.
00:21:07You tormented Gabby.
00:21:09You torment everyone.
00:21:10Actually, you are the massive bitch.
00:21:13Okay, since when do you care about geeks and losers?
00:21:15Since forever.
00:21:17I have no idea what I was thinking hanging out with you.
00:21:21Oh, please.
00:21:22You loved it.
00:21:23You loved every second of it.
00:21:25I tolerated it.
00:21:27Because I thought there might be something decent under all that designer knockoff and ego.
00:21:32Oh, honey.
00:21:32Your halo?
00:21:33It's slipping.
00:21:34And yours was always fake.
00:21:37Oh, honey.
00:21:45Your halo?
00:21:45It's slipping.
00:21:47And yours was always fake.
00:21:50You have a complete lack of compassion for everyone around you.
00:21:54And by the way, your taste is abhorrent.
00:21:58Okay, I don't know what that means, but it better mean awesome.
00:22:02It means it sucks, says the homeless white trash girl
00:22:06who dresses like a bum, says the low-class loser with the manners of a goat.
00:22:11Okay, well, you think you're better than me because you have some pity followers
00:22:14and Chasen said hi to you?
00:22:16I've always been better than you.
00:22:17I was just too polite to say it.
00:22:29This is war, Rose Smith.
00:22:32Bring it on.
00:22:36You bitch!
00:22:43Hey.
00:23:13Hey.
00:23:13Hey.
00:23:14I need to ask you something.
00:23:17It's kind of important.
00:23:19No, it's really, it's actually kind of lame.
00:23:22What's up?
00:23:24I was hoping maybe you could coach me in tennis.
00:23:30After hitting Sloan in the face, I could really use the help.
00:23:33I can, yeah, definitely coach you.
00:23:36Cool.
00:23:37After school?
00:23:38After school.
00:23:42It's a date.
00:23:50Yeah.
00:23:50I can't do it.
00:24:03I can't do it.
00:24:03Like this.
00:24:07Okay.
00:24:11Like that.
00:24:12Okay.
00:24:14Ready?
00:24:15You should join the tennis team.
00:24:29You know, I think that's an excellent idea.
00:24:36Yeah.
00:24:36Yeah.
00:24:37Hey.
00:24:38You bitch.
00:24:54You won't get away with this.
00:24:56Whoops.
00:25:08Looks like laundry day came early.
00:25:10What the hell?
00:25:26Hmm.
00:25:32No, no, no, no, no, no.
00:25:34You've got to be kidding me.
00:25:35Oh, my God.
00:25:56Oh, my God.
00:25:59Oh, my God.
00:26:00Oh, no, no, no.
00:26:02Oh, no, no, no.
00:26:03What are you doing?
00:26:22Rose Smith.
00:26:24Why are you half dressed during a fire drill?
00:26:27Someone took my clothes.
00:26:28Strike two.
00:26:30Now, go get dressed.
00:26:33Checkmate.
00:26:40Here, I'll take this.
00:26:48It'll be a bit big on you, but at least you don't have to wear a towel.
00:26:53I owe you one.
00:26:55Again.
00:26:56Yeah, what can I say?
00:26:57I'm reliable.
00:27:03Eric.
00:27:09Huh?
00:27:10I don't even know what that means.
00:27:12He likes you.
00:27:13He doesn't even know me.
00:27:14Some people notice more than they let on.
00:27:19Maybe.
00:27:20Hi, Lord.
00:27:25What happened to you?
00:27:26I'll explain in the car.
00:27:28Long day.
00:27:30Okay.
00:27:32Oh, my God.
00:27:33There's no way that's her dad.
00:27:35Gross older guy?
00:27:36Even better.
00:27:37This is going to ruin her.
00:27:39Ew.
00:27:51Settle down.
00:27:52Settle down, everybody.
00:27:54People.
00:27:55This is the first away game of the season.
00:27:58Remember.
00:27:59You're representing the school.
00:28:00Mind if I sit here?
00:28:14Uh, I'm actually saving it for someone.
00:28:28Hey, Rose.
00:28:29Saved you a seat.
00:28:32Okay.
00:28:33No, you don't.
00:28:36Jason.
00:28:38You're saying about you?
00:28:41Sorry, Eric.
00:28:43On the way back?
00:28:43Yeah.
00:28:44Okay.
00:28:44Sure.
00:28:44Sure.
00:28:59Boopie.
00:29:05I'm going to sit right here, on my man's lap.
00:29:09Sloan, seriously?
00:29:10There's no room.
00:29:17Everyone!
00:29:18I have an announcement to make.
00:29:20I'm having a party Saturday.
00:29:22And Audrey Rose Wintersby's going to be there.
00:29:25Better show up.
00:29:36So you're going to go?
00:29:37I don't think I'd be welcome.
00:29:39Why not?
00:29:41I'll be going.
00:29:43Well, okay then.
00:29:45I'll go.
00:29:52Listen.
00:29:54You want Chase,
00:29:55and I want Rose.
00:29:56So...
00:29:57Well,
00:29:58looks like we have something in common.
00:30:00Exactly.
00:30:01I got a plan.
00:30:15All right.
00:30:17Here we go.
00:30:18This was a mistake.
00:30:19I don't belong here.
00:30:21Yes, yes, you do.
00:30:22You're with me.
00:30:23That's my point.
00:30:24See, Eric is here.
00:30:26I don't think I can take more rejection.
00:30:28Oh.
00:30:28Come here.
00:30:30This
00:30:31could be a turning point.
00:30:33Just
00:30:34stick with me.
00:30:35Okay?
00:30:40Okay.
00:30:41Ready?
00:30:42Oh, yes.
00:30:46Oh, look.
00:30:47Rose decided to bring her
00:30:48emotional support charity case.
00:30:50I found it.
00:30:51Okay.
00:30:53Hi.
00:30:54Hi.
00:30:56No, thank you.
00:30:57I don't drink.
00:30:59Of course you don't.
00:31:01So,
00:31:02you virgins
00:31:03ever been to a real party before?
00:31:07Oh, my God.
00:31:09You are virgins.
00:31:10Shut up, son.
00:31:11Stop being a jerk.
00:31:13Okay.
00:31:14How about a little game
00:31:15of truth or dare?
00:31:16Yeah.
00:31:17Truth or dare.
00:31:18Oh, Gabby to Eric.
00:31:28Truth or dare?
00:31:29Um, Eric, truth or dare?
00:31:32Truth.
00:31:40Oh, my God.
00:31:41Come on, Gabby.
00:31:42We don't have all night.
00:31:44What's your favorite color?
00:31:45Uh, okay,
00:31:46what kind of question is that?
00:31:48Blue?
00:31:49Virgin.
00:31:50Sloan.
00:31:51What?
00:31:53Okay.
00:31:53Ooh, Eric to Rose.
00:31:58Okay.
00:32:00Rose, truth or dare?
00:32:02Dare.
00:32:03You gotta give me a kiss.
00:32:06Wait, what?
00:32:07Come on, Rose.
00:32:10Rose.
00:32:10Rose.
00:32:11Rose.
00:32:12Rose.
00:32:13Rose.
00:32:14Rose.
00:32:14Rose.
00:32:15Rose.
00:32:16Rose.
00:32:17Rose.
00:32:17Rose.
00:32:17Rose.
00:32:23What the hell?
00:32:27Hey.
00:32:28Watch your little ass.
00:32:29Oh, yeah.
00:32:30What are you gonna do about it?
00:32:35No, Gabby.
00:32:36Wait.
00:32:36Let her go.
00:32:38If she chases me,
00:32:39she's just gonna be more embarrassed.
00:32:41Okay.
00:32:42Chasen,
00:32:43you're up.
00:32:44Truth or dare?
00:32:46Dare.
00:32:46I dare you to ask
00:32:47the prettiest girl in the circle
00:32:49on a date for Saturday night.
00:32:53Rose.
00:32:56Will you go to dinner
00:32:57with me on Saturday?
00:32:58What?
00:33:01I'd love to.
00:33:02I'm so sorry.
00:33:27Did I ruin your dime store blouse?
00:33:29Oh, my God.
00:33:31Why don't you go to the bathroom?
00:33:39Shit.
00:33:41Oh.
00:33:41Oh, I'm sorry.
00:33:42I didn't.
00:33:43I thought that's...
00:33:43I forgot.
00:33:44The door wasn't...
00:33:45I...
00:33:45I...
00:33:46Hi.
00:33:50Hi.
00:34:01You're so beautiful.
00:34:10You're so beautiful.
00:34:10What the?
00:34:26What the?
00:34:40Wait, what?
00:35:00Rose has an old sugar, Dottie?
00:35:03Gross.
00:35:04What?
00:35:05It's true.
00:35:06I've seen you together.
00:35:08He's old and gross and sleeps over at his house.
00:35:12I have photos.
00:35:15He's not her sugar daddy.
00:35:18But there is an even bigger secret.
00:35:25I know exactly who that man is.
00:35:27Hey?
00:35:35I know who that man is.
00:35:38It's her dad.
00:35:41Come on, you guys.
00:35:42Stop being so dramatic.
00:35:44Remember, Rose?
00:35:45You invited me over to your place for the barbecue.
00:35:47Yeah.
00:35:48That was a really fun day.
00:35:50Yeah.
00:35:51Oh, my God, shut up.
00:35:52They're lying.
00:35:55Eric?
00:35:56Yeah?
00:35:58Hey, I just want to say thank you for saving my butt back there.
00:36:02Oh, you got a nice butt.
00:36:04Eric, we're just friends.
00:36:07Let's be more than friends.
00:36:09Please, don't make this harder.
00:36:11I wonder if I want to make it harder.
00:36:12Hey, stop.
00:36:13Stop.
00:36:14Hey, I told you to watch your move, asshole.
00:36:15Oh, shit.
00:36:18What are you laughing at, loser?
00:36:23Where's Audrey Rose Wintersby, huh?
00:36:25Wasn't she supposed to come?
00:36:26Shut up.
00:36:27She just called me and had an emergency.
00:36:29You're a liar.
00:36:30You don't even know her.
00:36:31Yeah, I do, asshole.
00:36:33No.
00:36:34She doesn't know Audrey Rose Wintersby because she is Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:36:49She doesn't know Audrey Rose Wintersby because she is Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:36:54Oh, my God.
00:36:57Okay, I've heard everything at this point, huh?
00:37:12I can't do this anymore.
00:37:13Everyone is so evil.
00:37:15They're horrible, unlike you.
00:37:20Are you still up for Saturday night?
00:37:24Oh, forget it. Forget everything.
00:37:27You don't want to be seen with me.
00:37:29I know Eric was just joking.
00:37:31He's an asshole.
00:37:33But you don't have to feel bad for what that asshole did.
00:37:36Yeah.
00:37:37Yeah.
00:37:38He was just kidding.
00:37:40Obviously, I'm not Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:37:44Audrey Rose Wintersby wishes.
00:37:49Come on, just say yes.
00:37:54Okay.
00:37:56Okay.
00:38:03Where I was early for my first real date.
00:38:09Hello?
00:38:10This is Rachel from Shape LV.
00:38:12Unfortunately, we're overbooked tonight,
00:38:14but Mr. Gray has called me to tell you that your new reservation
00:38:17has been moved to our sister restaurant, Shea Maurice.
00:38:217 p.m.
00:38:22Oh, okay.
00:38:25Thanks.
00:38:39Understand the assignment?
00:38:41Good.
00:38:43I can't see you.
00:39:04Jason, I was just walking by outside
00:39:12and saw you sitting all by yourself.
00:39:20I've been stood up.
00:39:22Hey, Rose.
00:39:23Small world.
00:39:24What are you doing here?
00:39:25Uh, I was supposed to have a date with Jason.
00:39:31No, that's weird, because I heard he was out with Sloan today.
00:39:41What?
00:39:42You mind if I sit?
00:39:44Sure, go ahead.
00:39:55I'm waiting for Rose to join me for dinner.
00:39:58She's a half hour late.
00:40:00Really?
00:40:01I was at Chez Maurice, and I saw her having dinner with Eric.
00:40:12What?
00:40:15I'm really sorry for what I did at Sloan's party.
00:40:19I was drunk, and I know that's not an excuse.
00:40:21I know.
00:40:23But, um, look, there's something I gotta tell you.
00:40:28What?
00:40:29I'm so sorry, Jason.
00:40:30But, but, um, I have dinner with you.
00:40:36Yeah, it's fine.
00:40:37Be my guest.
00:40:38It's Jason.
00:40:40He's been talking shit about you all over school.
00:40:44What's he saying?
00:40:45That you're a clueless virgin,
00:40:47and he'll be your first if it's the last thing he does.
00:40:50No.
00:40:50I'm gonna run to the bathroom.
00:40:59I'm gonna run to the bathroom.
00:41:01Mm-hmm.
00:41:21You okay?
00:41:22Yeah.
00:41:26What?
00:41:30Look, I'm really sorry, Rose.
00:41:31Yeah.
00:41:33I've been so stupid.
00:41:38I'll never speak to him again.
00:41:40It's probably for the best.
00:41:41That guy's a pig.
00:41:43Yeah.
00:41:56It's time to bring my baby home.
00:41:58Can you give me a ride home?
00:42:00Yeah.
00:42:01Yeah, sure. Let's go.
00:42:02What is the last digit of the seven to the 2,000 of the 25th power?
00:42:03Hello?
00:42:04Hello?
00:42:05Hello?
00:42:06Hello?
00:42:07Hello?
00:42:08Hello?
00:42:09Hello?
00:42:10Hello?
00:42:11Hello?
00:42:12Hello?
00:42:13I don't care.
00:42:14Well, you will.
00:42:15And you're going to beat Salon.
00:42:16And you're going to ace this.
00:42:17And you're going to ace this.
00:42:18And...
00:42:19Oh no.
00:42:20What now?
00:42:21Sloan posted this.
00:42:22Jason and Sloan?
00:42:23They were together last night.
00:42:24And they're going to prom.
00:42:2525 power? Hello? Hello? I don't care. Well, you will. And you're going to beat Sloan,
00:42:38and you're going to ace this, and oh no. What now? Sloan posted this. Jason and Sloan?
00:42:50They were together last night, and they're going to prom together.
00:42:57But he said he liked me.
00:43:13Hey, Virgin. Did you hear the news? Jason and I are fucking, and we're going to prom together.
00:43:21That's a lie. Just more of your petty, cretinous gossip.
00:43:26Oh, big word for the little virgin.
00:43:28Enough, Sloan. I'm done playing by your classless, moronic games.
00:43:37You're just a low-rent slut. Everyone knows it, and no one seems to care.
00:43:44And you're just jealous that Jason and I hooked up.
00:43:47Actually, I'm not jealous. Because I don't believe it. And even if it were true, I wouldn't want him.
00:43:57Because I wouldn't want anyone who's touched your dirty, skanky mouth.
00:44:02You take that back, or what?
00:44:10You take that back, or what?
00:44:13Bitch fight, bitch fight, bitch fight, bitch fight, bitch fight, bitch fight, bitch fight, bitch fight.
00:44:23Girls, girls what's going on here?
00:44:26What's going on here?
00:44:28Ow, ow! Ow, my foot! Oh my god, I think she broke my foot!
00:44:33Rose!
00:44:35This school has a zero tolerance policy when it comes to violence.
00:44:40Third strike, you're out, expelled.
00:44:45Now go get your things.
00:44:46But...
00:44:48I didn't touch her, I didn't touch you!
00:44:50I said go!
00:44:53You heard the man, go!
00:44:56No!
00:45:06And?
00:45:08Expelled.
00:45:12But the Academy Decathlon...
00:45:15We're gonna be disqualified.
00:45:17I'm so, so sorry.
00:45:27You stupid, idiotic, stupid bitch!
00:45:32What?
00:45:33You heard me?
00:45:34You were jealous of no's and because of that, I'm not gonna go to college.
00:45:39Oh honey, you were never going to college.
00:45:41You're too stupid.
00:45:43Says a girl whose body count is higher than her IQ.
00:45:46Shut up, you pathetic prude!
00:45:49No!
00:45:50No!
00:45:51No!
00:45:52No!
00:45:57Shut up, you pathetic prude!
00:45:58No!
00:45:59No!
00:46:00No!
00:46:02You Gabby could be such a hot little chili pepper.
00:46:10Gabby, wait.
00:46:12I'm so, so sorry.
00:46:14A lot of good that does us now.
00:46:17We're disqualified, Rose.
00:46:20You got yourself kicked off the team and now we've lost!
00:46:23But I tried to...
00:46:24No!
00:46:25I don't get a scholarship.
00:46:27I don't get to go to college.
00:46:30And it's all because of you.
00:46:32But...
00:46:33You...
00:46:35And your drama...
00:46:37Like, why couldn't you just be a normal person?
00:46:48That was so hot!
00:47:03We got a big block here.
00:47:05You've got to go.
00:47:06You have to go!
00:47:08That was so hot.
00:47:09You've got to go.
00:47:17I don't want to go.
00:47:18We got to go.
00:47:19Just love you.
00:47:21I'm so happy.
00:47:23I have to go.
00:47:25I love you.
00:47:28I love you.
00:47:29I love you.
00:47:31I love you.
00:47:32Hello, Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:47:57Hello, Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:48:00How did you find out?
00:48:02Eric told me.
00:48:03Tell me.
00:48:05Tell me!
00:48:08She finally decided to be a decent person.
00:48:13Why didn't you tell me?
00:48:16I was going to, but then the whole date thing happened, and you and Sloane happened,
00:48:23and then you weren't speaking to me. Actually, no one is speaking to me.
00:48:28I had to sleep with Sloane. She drugged me, and the date thing was a setup.
00:48:37Eric told me it was some scheme that Sloane had.
00:48:42They set me up, too.
00:48:44I'm sorry.
00:48:44Why didn't you tell me?
00:48:56Why don't you want anyone to know who you are?
00:49:00I just wanted the chance to feel like a normal teen, and I wanted you to like me for me and not because
00:49:13of what I am.
00:49:14Rose, I'm crazy about you.
00:49:18I'm crazy about you, too.
00:49:20You're so beautiful.
00:49:26You're so beautiful.
00:49:30You're so beautiful.
00:49:44You're so beautiful.
00:49:46You're so beautiful.
00:49:50Why are you wet?
00:50:01It doesn't matter.
00:50:05I have an idea.
00:50:08What?
00:50:09Let's do something that normal teens do.
00:50:19You're so beautiful.
00:50:26You weren't going to kill me at all.
00:50:29Okay, I give up.
00:50:31You should give up.
00:50:33I haven't played video games since I was a kid.
00:50:36You did pretty well for someone who threw a grenade at yourself.
00:50:42Is this what normal teens do?
00:50:45Yeah, pretty much.
00:50:49And hang out with their butlers.
00:50:53Okay.
00:50:55Oh!
00:50:57Oh!
00:50:59Oh!
00:50:59Come on!
00:51:01Come on!
00:51:03Come on!
00:51:05That way I didn't even go.
00:51:07Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:51:09You're different when you're like this.
00:51:22Like what?
00:51:23Yourself.
00:51:24I never knew dates could feel this special.
00:51:33Neither did I.
00:51:37I don't want it to end.
00:51:38It doesn't have to.
00:52:00I'm a virgin.
00:52:05I love you, Rose.
00:52:23I love you too.
00:52:31No works.
00:52:37I love you too.
00:52:38This one is my Share manifest DH in my story,
00:52:40and you're well-advised afternoon.
00:52:42No!
00:52:43I love you, Rose.
00:52:43I love you.
00:52:45I love you.
00:52:45I love you.
00:52:46I love you.
00:52:47And don't forget.
00:52:48I love you.
00:52:48I love you.
00:52:48I love it.
00:52:49You.
00:52:50I love you.
00:52:50I love you.
00:52:50I love you.
00:52:51I love you.
00:52:52I love you.
00:52:52I love you.
00:52:55I love you.
00:52:56I worked up an app to drive.
00:53:18So how was it?
00:53:20It was amazing.
00:53:22Hey, do I look different?
00:53:29No, you look beautiful.
00:53:38I have something important to ask you.
00:53:41Uh-oh.
00:53:43What?
00:53:49Will you go to the prom with me?
00:53:52Will you go to the prom with me?
00:54:00Jason, I can't.
00:54:05I was expelled.
00:54:07What?
00:54:09Fuck.
00:54:10Yeah.
00:54:11And I agreed to attend the opera that night.
00:54:16So much for being a regular teen.
00:54:17Hey, Jason.
00:54:33Hey.
00:54:34How's Rose?
00:54:37Bummed.
00:54:38I feel awful.
00:54:40I was so mean to her yesterday.
00:54:42Yeah.
00:54:44Thinking of doing something about it?
00:54:48Well, maybe.
00:54:53Might not be a bad idea.
00:54:54I should be going to prom tonight, Norman.
00:55:11Yes, indeed.
00:55:12I am aware.
00:55:13But I'm sure we're going to have much more fun.
00:55:18Are we ready to leave?
00:55:19Hey, Gabby.
00:55:23Rose.
00:55:23Get over here right away.
00:55:25Something's happened to Jason.
00:55:26Wait, what?
00:55:27What happened?
00:55:32Norman, we have to get to the school fast.
00:55:34Something happened to Jason.
00:55:35Jason, where's Jason?
00:55:47Isn't that Audrey?
00:55:48Where's Jason?
00:55:49Audrey Rose.
00:55:50She's so beautiful.
00:55:57People, everyone, I'd like to introduce you to the real Rose Smith.
00:56:02Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:56:06Oh, my God.
00:56:07Is she doing here?
00:56:08That's really old people.
00:56:11Give it me that.
00:56:13Jason.
00:56:14Jason.
00:56:15Jason.
00:56:17Hang on.
00:56:18Hang on.
00:56:19She can't be here.
00:56:20She's expelled.
00:56:22Security.
00:56:24Security.
00:56:27No.
00:56:28Give it.
00:56:29Hang on, everyone.
00:56:31Gabby.
00:56:32What the?
00:56:55No, everyone.
00:56:56Turn it off.
00:56:57Turn off the videos.
00:56:58You see, it was Sloane that was being violent that day, not Rose.
00:57:01And Sloane drug Chasen to make it look like they slept together.
00:57:06And she also stole Rose's clothes from the locker room.
00:57:09You bitch.
00:57:10Security.
00:57:12Please escort Sloane to my office.
00:57:14No.
00:57:14Please.
00:57:14No, get off me.
00:57:15Do not touch me.
00:57:16Do you know how much I am warped?
00:57:18Chasen.
00:57:18No, it's time to crown this year's prom king and prom queen.
00:57:32First, the prom king is Chasen Grey.
00:57:37And now the moment you've all been waiting for.
00:57:48This year's prom queen is...
00:57:51Audrey Rose Winterspeed.
00:57:57It's the winter spirit.
00:57:59I gotta get out there, love.
00:58:00Congratulations.
00:58:22Hi.
00:58:24I know how difficult your teenage years can be.
00:58:28No matter who you are.
00:58:30Between school, family, social media, or gossip, bullies, and mean girls.
00:58:38This time can be exceptionally painful.
00:58:42But for all the lows, there are some amazing highs.
00:58:49Friends, laughter, basketball games, and hot fudge sundaes.
00:58:54I mean, let's face it. High school can be the best time of our lives.
00:58:57But remember to stay true to yourself and be proud of who you are.
00:59:06Because every single one of you is special.
00:59:09And now, I'd like to invite Gabby McDuff to the stage.
00:59:15Wait, what?
00:59:22I'd like to introduce you all to a true prom queen.
00:59:26She's smart and funny and charitable and loyal.
00:59:30Nobody would make a better prom queen than Gabby McDuff.
00:59:38Hey.
00:59:39Wanna dance?
00:59:49Get lost, asshole.
00:59:53Get lost, asshole.
01:00:12Everyone?
01:00:13All right, all right, I know you want to get back to dancing.
01:00:18But let's take a moment to recognize academic excellence.
01:00:22We are proud to announce that Gabby has been awarded an academic scholarship.
01:00:34Gabby, all that hard work has paid off.
01:00:37Congratulations.
01:00:38Congratulations.
01:01:00And that's the story of how one simple little heiress got a regular happily ever after.
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