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00:00Meet the gang, cos the boys are here, the boys to entertain you.
00:09With music and laughter to help you on your way, to raising the rafters with a hey, hey, hey.
00:15With songs and sketches and jokes old and new, with us about you and Phil Blue.
00:21So meet the gang, cos the boys are here, the boys to entertain you.
00:26B-O-B-O-Y-S, boys to entertain you.
00:37All right, fellas, once more, let's take it from the top, and...
00:41One, two, three, four.
00:44One, two, three, four.
00:49Come and love me.
00:52Pardon me, boys.
00:52On the show.
00:53Woo-hoo.
00:53That's the Chanteluga choo-choo.
00:55Woo-hoo.
00:56Track 29.
00:57Woo-hoo.
00:58You can give me a shine.
01:01Diddly bum, diddly bum, diddly bum.
01:03That's not me.
01:04Woo-hoo.
01:05No, no, no, no, please, let's concentrate.
01:08There is not a woo-woo there, it is a diddly bum.
01:14Go and look at your words, they're lofty, you're doing very nice.
01:17Bobby Bowman's quite a tartar, isn't he? He's making them do it again.
01:20Well, they keep getting their woo-woos mixed up with their diddly bums.
01:24Easily done, I suppose.
01:26Anyway, helps keep their mind off the Japs lurking in the undergrowth.
01:29You want another card, sir?
01:31No, I'll stick.
01:33Play 19.
01:33Dashed, I've lost a game.
01:35And you does play a bit unusual, sir.
01:37Not many people stick on 14.
01:40All right, kids, take 10, go and get your dhobi.
01:43Hey, go on here.
01:44Hmm?
01:45This isn't your dhobiwala.
01:46Oh, no, sir.
01:47Other dhobiwala go into jungle, to a small village.
01:50That's the problem with these things.
01:52They're not reliable.
01:53He's not reliable, sir.
01:54But he's frightened of slant-eyed Japanese yellow-bellies who rush out of bushes, waving sword and shouting, Banzai!
02:03Yes, Sergeant Major.
02:04They seem to be getting much closer.
02:06Last night, you could hear nothing but jacked voices before the wireless went on a blink.
02:10Oh, will you?
02:11You don't worry about that.
02:12Gunna Parkins, the old wireless plays funny tricks, you know.
02:15That dhobiw wasn't listening to the wireless.
02:17He was listening to his instincts.
02:19He just ran.
02:20Shut up!
02:21Well, he's jolly rotten at his job.
02:23Look what he's done to my tunic.
02:25Your clean laundry, sir.
02:27Thank you, Park.
02:32I see, it's a bit thick.
02:36What are you complaining about now, Ashwood?
02:38Well, look!
02:43Did you ask them to do it like that?
02:44No, of course not.
02:45Well, go for a walk in those and you cut your head off.
02:49Sounds like a jeep approaching, sir.
02:50Well, that's unusual this time in the evening.
02:53Nobody cares about my trousers.
02:55They don't even care about it with air trousers.
02:57Oh, don't go on, Ashwood.
02:58Get off, parade!
02:59Move yourselves!
03:00Come on!
03:01Stop on me, please!
03:02Watch out!
03:03What in the name of hell are you lot doing here?
03:05How do you do, sir?
03:06I'm Reynolds.
03:07This is Ashwood with the Royal Artillery Concert Party.
03:09We give shows to the chaps in rest areas.
03:11Rest areas?
03:12What do you call a rest area?
03:13Well, they're usually 10 or 20 miles behind the forward position.
03:16You're a bit off the mark this time.
03:17You're about 12 miles in front of the forward position.
03:21What do you mean?
03:22All right, chaps.
03:23Gather round.
03:24I'll show you.
03:25This afternoon, the Japs made a pincer movement.
03:28North, then south.
03:30Like this.
03:31And they took our chaps unaware, so in a couple of hours they were able to close the gap.
03:35So, you'll see how the position is.
03:37It looks like a Christmas pudding.
03:38Precisely.
03:39And you lot are the thrappity bit in the middle.
03:42Gee, Beth.
03:43We're surrounded.
03:44The Japs have used their pincers.
03:46And we're all gonna die!
03:48Shut up!
03:49Why didn't you withdraw at the same time as the others?
03:51Didn't you get the message over the radio?
03:52We got no message, sir.
03:53Gunnar Parkinson charged the wireless.
03:54You're a very reliable man.
03:55We got no message, Gunnar Parkinson, did we?
03:57No, Sergeant Major.
03:58They came on here and said something and then they went off.
04:02They, er, said something like rhubarb.
04:05Rhubarb?
04:06That's a code word to put the withdrawal plan into operation.
04:09You blithering idiot.
04:10Why didn't you tell me they said rhubarb?
04:12I didn't think it was important, sir.
04:14I just thought it was about food.
04:17Like custard.
04:18Shut up!
04:20I think it's a mistake anybody could make, sir.
04:22I mean, Ed Quartner's is impartially to blame for thinking up such a daft code word.
04:26I thought of the code word.
04:28He's lucky to pay more attention if you're in a party.
04:31Let's go now.
04:32Let's not bother to pack.
04:33Let's just go.
04:34I'm afraid it's too late.
04:35Every path to the west is thick with them.
04:37Well, what are we going to do?
04:38Do.
04:39Don't you realise, man, you've got a golden opportunity.
04:41The Jap advance is only temporary.
04:43We shall counter-attack in a couple of days and we shall wipe them right out.
04:46In the meantime, you could wreak havoc behind their lines.
04:49By Jove.
04:50Could be really.
04:52Of course.
04:53First, go to ground.
04:54Lie low.
04:55And then, when the moment is right, give the Jap the jitters.
04:58Hit him where it hurts and run away.
05:00A chance to see a bit of action, sir.
05:02Of course.
05:03You've got your guns, I'll leave you plenty of explosives.
05:05But, give them a couple of cases.
05:07Stop!
05:08Now, when it's light, make towards the Mingtong Bridge.
05:13There.
05:14We'll drive the Japs that way and with any luck you'll be in the thick of it.
05:17Ah.
05:18Good share.
05:19There.
05:21Keep a 24-hour watch on the radio if you hear the code word, fish, blow up the bridge.
05:25Then you'll have them like rats in a trap.
05:27Will we?
05:28Good.
05:29But if they break out, then our chaps are going to need the bridge to outflank them.
05:32In that case, I'll send the word, chips.
05:34And in that case, leave the bridge alone.
05:37But I'm afraid if that happens, you won't be seeing any Japs.
05:40Oh.
05:41What a pity.
05:42Well, hours be off.
05:43Good luck.
05:44Oh, thanks, awfully.
05:47And don't forget, fish, blow up the bridge.
05:50Chips, leave the bridge alone.
05:53Goodbye.
05:56Right.
05:57Well, remember that.
05:58Fish, blow up the bridge.
06:00Chips, leave the bridge alone.
06:05Do you hear what you said?
06:06We're going to be in the thick of it.
06:08Us.
06:09Artists.
06:10We're like lambs to the slaughter.
06:11We're not qualified.
06:12We're not trained.
06:13We're just creative, sensible people.
06:15And we're going to be used to so much cannon fodder.
06:17Shut up!
06:19Fall out and get your rifles ready for in space in two minutes.
06:21Move yourself.
06:22Move yourself.
06:23Get a Macintosh.
06:25Issue 100 rounds of ammunition per man.
06:28No smoking.
06:30Put the fire out.
06:31No raised voices.
06:32Can a clerk at the gate?
06:33Sir.
06:34Colonel Evans, patrol the path 200 yards to the north.
06:38Colonel Graham, 200 yards to the west.
06:40On the approach to the enemy, you will not repeat, not open fire.
06:42You will double by cure.
06:43Move yourselves!
06:44Colonel, sir.
06:46Colonel, sir.
06:47Oh, bop re bop.
06:48Japanese are searching all villages for British soldier boys.
06:51Hide everybody out!
06:52It's out of here.
06:53It's out of here.
06:54They see you.
06:55They carry out.
06:56Bombardier!
06:57Come out of there and face up to things like a man!
06:59I'm not a man!
07:00I'm an actor!
07:01Where shall I hide, Sergeant Major?
07:02Shut up!
07:03I'll put yourself together!
07:04Well, we've got to make a plan.
07:05Colonel, sir.
07:06They're not shooting Indians.
07:07If you be Indians, you will be okay, I think.
07:09He may have a point there, I should.
07:10Begging your pawn, sir.
07:11He does not look in the least bit like Indians.
07:12Especially him.
07:13Quite a bit.
07:14Colonel, sir.
07:15Colonel, sir.
07:16I have got all the village clothes from Dhobiwala on card in road.
07:30You put them on instead of your uniform, you'll be Indians pretty damn quick.
07:35Excuse me, sir.
07:36If we're captured and we're not in uniform, we'll all be shot as spies.
07:40That's a good point.
07:41On the other hand, who wants to be taken prisoner?
07:44I don't want to be took a prisoner.
07:46Besides, the globe's awful.
07:49All I want to do is to entertain the world.
07:53Make them laugh.
07:55Make them cry.
07:56Make them forget their cares and worries for just a few short minutes.
08:01And what happens?
08:03I wake up one morning and I'm a Flynn.
08:06Now, sir, I'm you and keep quiet.
08:08Colonel, sir.
08:09Japs here are pretty damn quick.
08:11You can run away or you can turn into Indian.
08:14Or you can fight and turn into dead.
08:16But you must do it now.
08:18What do you think, Ashford?
08:20I think we should have to become Indians, sir.
08:22At least that way we stand a chance.
08:23Yes.
08:24I think you're right.
08:25Sergeant Major, turn the men into Indians, would you please?
08:30Right.
08:31Falling outside by the Dobie trolley.
08:33Move yourselves.
08:34Male hands I loved.
08:38Beside the Shalima.
08:41Come on!
08:42Yes, I know you, sir.
08:43Well, where is they then?
08:45They're still putting on dhotis from Dobie Walla Bundle out there, sir.
08:49Hold on, hurrah, move yourselves!
09:01Keep quiet about it.
09:02You've had enough time.
09:03Move yourselves.
09:04That's just about you a level in it.
09:22Good girl of parking.
09:24Makes a very fine Indian lovey boy.
09:26But stick them fine shoulders forward.
09:28Indians does not have fine shoulders like that.
09:30And as for you, Mr. Lardy-Dar Gunner Graham,
09:37you make a much better gunny than you does a gunner.
09:48Hello, Gunga-Din.
09:57Bombardier, where's the... Bombardier, what?
09:58Where is you? Come... Get on parade! Move yourself!
10:15What the hell do you think you're playing at?
10:18Well, it's this, Sergeant Major.
10:19There weren't enough dotis to go round,
10:21so I thought somebody'd better wear a sari,
10:23and I thought it'd better be me.
10:25I say, you look absolutely first-class.
10:31Now, don't salute you. Spore the whole thing.
10:40You suppose to have all that dandling done?
10:43I don't know where to stick it, sir.
10:47But it looks awful.
10:48A charwalla!
10:48What's he supposed to do with all that down there?
10:54Stick it up over your shoulder, sir.
10:57Of course. Do that, Sergeant Major.
11:07Well, what do you think?
11:10Well, there's something not quite right.
11:12Don't you agree, Sergeant Major?
11:13The hat, sir.
11:15Get rid of the hat.
11:17Try, Waller, you're the expert.
11:18How do we all look?
11:21Absolutely top-hole, Colonel, sub.
11:23As long as nobody sees you.
11:25What are you talking about?
11:27What's he at, sub?
11:28It's a bunny for Johnny.
11:29The Japanese are coming, sub.
11:31Quick!
11:32Turn the place into an acey village.
11:33You two, squat down over there.
11:35You two, over there, have a little chat.
11:37Right.
11:37You, make your parties.
11:39You, fan the fire.
11:42What are you talking about, Gloria?
11:43You, um, go in your bed and hide and cover yourself up and get a sleeper.
11:46Come on.
11:47Look, native, hurry up.
11:48Don't just sit there.
11:49Come on, put the light in for me.
11:50I feel a bit sparse.
11:52Tell me about it like this.
11:52What?
11:53Use your imagination.
11:55Come over here, send your veranda.
11:56Write a nice Indian letter.
11:57Right, I'll pretend to be your wife.
11:59And I'll do a bit of housework.
12:00Right.
12:00Good heavens, I'm not having hysterics.
12:14Oh, it's no wonder if I'm not having hysterics.
12:16Shut up!
12:18Stop.
12:19It is only Dobi Walla coming back.
12:22Close alarm, everybody.
12:23The Dobi Walla.
12:25Never mind, it was a very good practice.
12:27Well done, Mama dear.
12:28You were very good indeed.
12:29Sergeant Major Saab, Sergeant Major Saab, there is much trouble and bother.
12:33Oh, ho, ho, ho, ho.
12:34Oh, ho, ho, ho.
12:35Japanese soldier come, and all the men who work for Dobi Walla have run away into jungle.
12:40Well, that's hard luck on me a minute.
12:43But Saab, he has got this great big bundles of dirty Dobi, which must be made all clean and threadbare.
12:49Well, it serves his wife for having such a jittery staff, don't it?
12:51You don't understand, Sergeant Major Saab.
12:53All this is Japanese soldier's clothes that must be clean, washed by morning.
12:59What's the Japanese troops washing?
13:01You know that, sir?
13:03Them's Japanese uniforms.
13:05Come on, Lars, let's turn up the sweat.
13:06Hey, hey, what are you doing?
13:07What are you doing?
13:07The Japanese will be angry and I will give you my mouth.
13:10Sergeant Major Saab, he says Japanese soldiers will be very angry and kill him.
13:15Why don't you run away into the jungle like his workers, can't he?
13:17Hey, brother, if you have to shut up, I will give you my mouth.
13:21If you know the Japanese people, I will give you my mouth.
13:23I will give you my mouth.
13:24Oh, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho.
13:25Hang on a minute, Sergeant Major.
13:27What happens if the Japs don't get their doby back and do a spot of investigating?
13:32I think Gunner Graham's got a point.
13:34Our brief is to lie low.
13:36And it will hurt them if we chase up their doby and then shoot them.
13:40No, no, no.
13:41We've got a very good cover here.
13:42We must lie low until we're needed.
13:43Leave those things alone.
13:45Colonel, sir, tomorrow morning Japs come for a nice clean doby.
13:49And when it is not there, he gets pretty damn angry and look for doby-walla.
13:54Somehow or other, the laundry will have to be done when they come for it.
13:57Where's the nearest doby-walla?
13:59All gone into the jungle, sir.
14:01Now, it is a problem because this stuff must be ironed and washed before tomorrow morning.
14:07If there's no doby-walla, sir, it's just not possible.
14:09There's no such word as impossible.
14:11You will have to do it, Sergeant Major.
14:12Me, sir.
14:18Do the Jap laundry.
14:19Well, not you personally, but you will have to get it done.
14:23I've been a soldier for 25 years, sir.
14:26They is the enemy.
14:27King's regulations clearly state you will not do the enemy's washing.
14:31I'm sorry, Sergeant Major.
14:32There's nothing else for it.
14:34We must not be discovered.
14:36Oh, Mr. Wu.
14:38I'm wet.
14:39You're doby.
14:40On the command, doby.
14:41You will swing your doby over your shoulder,
14:44bring it hard down on your rock,
14:45giving a hiss through the teeth at the same time.
14:48Like this.
14:49Doby!
14:51Doby!
14:53Doby!
14:55Any questions?
14:57Yes.
14:57You have to do it so hard because you're splashing me all over.
14:59Shut up!
15:00Shut up!
15:02Doby!
15:04The Sergeant Major really is a first-rate chap.
15:06He can turn his hand to absolutely anything.
15:08Oh, yes, sir.
15:09The salt of the earth, these warrant officers, you know.
15:11He seems to have made the men look less white.
15:13Oh, yes, sir.
15:14He's had them put tea on themselves.
15:16Very strong tea.
15:17Oh, did he really?
15:18That would explain why you've got tea leaves in your left ear.
15:24What did you do in the war, Daddy?
15:26Oh, I was in Burma, son.
15:28Did you kill many Japanese?
15:31No.
15:31I did that laundry.
15:33Oh, I did that laundry.
15:35Oh, this is the wound.
15:37And there is you.
15:38Oh, this is the wound.
15:39What shall I do?
15:41I've got those kind of limehouse Chinese laundry blues.
15:44Clark!
15:45This funny thing.
15:46Shut up!
15:48The Japanese might do it you,
15:49and Indian Dobby Wallace do not sing George Forby songs.
15:54Beg your pardon,
15:55it does not seem quite right, Samuel,
15:56for us British soldiers to be doing so much for them Japs
15:59without getting our own back in some way.
16:01Could we not, for instance,
16:02sprinkle a bit of hitching powder on their crutches?
16:03I'm sorry, Sergeant Major.
16:06Not unless we know we're leaving within 24 hours.
16:10Here's a hot wine.
16:13Well, whatever you do,
16:14don't use the iron while it's too hot.
16:16Look what happened to Nosher.
16:19Get properly, Sally.
16:20Move yourself outside the double-added room.
16:21Move yourself.
16:22Come on, come on, come on.
16:23Stop what we need.
16:23Go on, tight.
16:25By Jove, you all look fantastic.
16:29Fantastic.
16:30Except him.
16:32What's the film?
16:33Afternoon, sir.
16:35Yes, Reynolds, my Jove, yes.
16:37Yes, good to see you.
16:38Well, I've got marvellous news for you.
16:39We are going to attack at dawn tomorrow.
16:41Division know about you,
16:42and believe me,
16:42they are very excited to know
16:43that you are behind the chap lines,
16:45ready to do or die.
16:47Now, your plans are
16:48to proceed half a mile upstream to the river, here.
16:52When you get there,
16:52they will build a raft for the explosives.
16:54And when you hear the signal,
16:56you all know what the signal is?
16:57Fish.
16:58Correct.
16:59And when you get the signal fish,
17:00you know what to do?
17:01Blow up the bridge.
17:02Blow up the bridge.
17:06Correct.
17:07Swim the raft under the supports
17:08and activate the time fuse.
17:10Well, nothing could be simpler, could it?
17:12So we does not have to carry out
17:13this operation disguised as Indians,
17:14as we?
17:15Good point.
17:16No.
17:16You may resume your role
17:17as British soldiers forthwith.
17:18Thank heavens for that.
17:21Good luck and good hunting.
17:23And believe me,
17:23you are doing a first-class job.
17:26Thank you, sir.
17:26Thank you, sir.
17:27Just one other thing.
17:28Birch.
17:29Sir.
17:29Give this a rub through, will you?
17:32Not too much starch.
17:33There is glue to the setbackers.
17:39Do not want any mistakes this time.
17:41No, sir.
17:42Keep that bunker going.
17:44He's damned hot.
17:45I think the Sergeant Major's coming back off patrol, sir.
17:47Right.
17:48Give him the OK sign.
17:52OK.
17:52As we thought, sir,
17:59the river's about 100 yards to the east.
18:00There's nobody in sight.
18:02We could get the raft in the river, sir,
18:04and one of us could paddle upstream, unobserved.
18:06Good.
18:07Hurry up with that raft, bombardier.
18:09I'm doing my best.
18:11I mean, nobody trained me for this sort of thing, did they?
18:13I mean, I've plenty of sloped arms
18:14and about turned all that sort of rubbish,
18:15but nobody said nothing.
18:16Shut up!
18:16The explosive is packed right in the middle of the raft.
18:24Now, I suggest we don't attach the fuse
18:26until the last possible moment.
18:28The last possible moment?
18:30Let me tell you, Mr Lardy Dark,
18:31I don't need you to tell me how to set a fuse.
18:34Get out of it!
18:36Excuse me, Sergeant Major.
18:37They're sending a code word.
18:39Fish.
18:40We better proceed to the river, sir.
18:42Yes.
18:42Good.
18:43Give the orders, Efron.
18:45Certainly, sir.
18:46Carry on, Sergeant Major.
18:48Right, pay attention.
18:50Pick up the raft, proceed in single file.
18:52No noise, remember.
18:53He was now in enemy territory.
18:54Behind every tree, there could be a jab.
18:57Maybe they might declare peace in the next few minutes, eh?
19:00That won't help you, Gloria.
19:01We don't have a code word for peace declared.
19:03Right.
19:06See that bend 100 yards away?
19:26Around the corner, just behind it, is the bridge.
19:29All we need is somebody to paddle that raft up there and wedge it in the supports.
19:33I was not going to call for volunteers, because I know it's full well.
19:37You will haul a volunteer.
19:38Why not give it a try, just in case there are one or two of us that wouldn't.
19:43I am not calling for volunteers to perform this brave deed.
19:50Shaggan, you will have the honour.
19:54Why me?
19:54Because she was near as the water, from the raft.
20:00Gently now.
20:02No noise.
20:05He does it.
20:07Right, nice.
20:09Good.
20:11Here you go, Sergeant.
20:17Well done.
20:19Brave boy.
20:23Sergeant.
20:23Why is tears running down your cheeks?
20:27There's a fish biting at my little toe.
20:29I can't, yeah?
20:31Oh, that's better.
20:32It's stopped.
20:33Obviously the fish has taste.
20:35Well, you just wedge the raft in the supports.
20:38Pull the pin out of the fuse.
20:40And swim away.
20:41Not too slowly.
20:43Off you go.
20:45Yes, Sergeant Major.
20:51Good luck.
20:52I shan't forget this.
20:53Gonna, gonna hurt.
20:55So, then, sir.
20:56Cuss.
20:59Right.
21:00All round defensive positions.
21:02When that charge explodes,
21:03them japs,
21:05he's gonna get very cross.
21:06Blimey.
21:19Excuse me, sir.
21:21HQ has seen in the code word,
21:22chips.
21:24Chips?
21:24Leave the bridge alone.
21:27Shall I call Lufty back?
21:28Yes.
21:28Right away.
21:29Not that way.
21:31That way.
21:32What do you mean?
21:34Well, you cannot shout, Bomber dear.
21:35The japs will hear.
21:37Right.
21:38So, when you get,
21:39you've got to switch to him.
21:41Take it to him personal.
21:42You made?
21:43You just volunteered.
21:46I didn't volunteer.
21:47I didn't volunteer for nothing.
21:48All I said was,
21:49shall I go after him?
21:50I didn't say,
21:50shall I whisper in his ear, oh?
21:52Get in the water.
21:53Yes, Sergeant.
22:01What shall I say to him?
22:03Leave the bridge alone.
22:04Leave the bridge alone.
22:05Excuse me, sir.
22:24They're sending another message.
22:26Temporary setback.
22:28We are retreating fish.
22:30Fish?
22:32No, up on the bridge.
22:35McIntosh.
22:39Overtake the bombardier.
22:41Tell him to cancel his instructions.
22:42Then tell Sugden to obey his original orders.
22:46Go on.
22:46Lofty, leave the bridge alone.
23:07Leave the bridge alone.
23:10Gloria.
23:12You've got it wrong.
23:13Blow up the bridge.
23:17You see these baseballers
23:19make up their blasted minds.
23:23What is it this time?
23:26Pickled onions.
23:27Pickled onions.
23:29There's no such code word.
23:30What do you make of it, Ashwin?
23:33Maybe somebody wants some pickled onions.
23:36Joey, Joey, Joey.
23:38Hello, Sunray, Joey, Joey.
23:41Joey, Joey.
23:42That's us, sir.
23:44Ignore previous message.
23:45Ignore previous message.
23:47Where does that leave us?
23:48Do we ignore the fish or the chips?
23:51The last one was chips.
23:53No, Sergeant, pleasure.
23:55Lofty was fish.
23:56Blow up the bridge.
23:57The bombardier was chips.
23:59Leave the bridge alone.
24:00Atlas was fish.
24:01Blow up the bridge.
24:02Well, if we're cancelling fish,
24:04it must mean we're doing chips.
24:05Leave the bridge alone.
24:07Clark.
24:08Sir.
24:09Get in there.
24:10Overtake Atlas.
24:11Tell him to cancel his orders.
24:12Tell the bombardier.
24:13He was right and Lofty's wrong.
24:16Blow up the bridge?
24:17No, leave the bridge alone.
24:18Got it.
24:30I think we should send a message to HQ.
24:33Tell him what we're doing
24:34and ask him for a clarification of the situation
24:36regarding the status quo.
24:37You have to sympathize me.
24:39They gave an order.
24:40Then they countermanded it.
24:42Then they cancelled the alteration to the plan
24:44and reaffirmed the first instruction.
24:46And then they confirmed the countermand
24:48of the original order.
24:50Don't you agree?
24:51Trust about, sir.
24:56There.
24:57I wish somebody would make up their minds.
25:00First of all, it's blow up the bridge
25:01and then leave the bridge alone
25:02and it'll blow up the bridge again.
25:04Yeah, and then it's leave the bridge alone again.
25:06It's like having a night in Dixie
25:07out in that river.
25:07That's because nobby overtook me.
25:10So we had two leave the bridge alone
25:11running followed by a blow-up.
25:13And Lofty, you couldn't have stopped Lofty at all.
25:15They just kept going,
25:16I've got to blow up the bridge.
25:17I've got to blow up the bridge.
25:18Oh, look.
25:21He's lost his sense of direction.
25:23Lofty!
25:24Do not show poverty at the justice, do you?
25:26We've got to track his attention somehow.
25:29Throw stones.
25:30Yeah.
25:32Lofty!
25:33Lofty!
25:34Lofty!
25:35Lofty!
25:36Lofty!
25:37Lofty!
25:38Lofty!
25:39Stop!
25:40Stop!
25:40That's good.
25:41That's smoking!
25:42Oh!
25:43Something must have hit the fuse.
25:45Huh?
25:45He's coming nearer!
25:47Lofty!
25:57Lofty!
26:04Poor little Lofty.
26:08Steady, son.
26:08Steady.
26:09Listen to me, boys.
26:10Listen.
26:12War is a terrible, hard thing.
26:17And he's just took from us, a dear little comrade, a valued friend.
26:24He wasn't a big man, in height.
26:29His art was the art of a giant.
26:33He was in trouble.
26:35You could go to him.
26:38He'd give you a smile.
26:38Maybe a song.
26:44Because he had a beautiful voice.
26:47What could bring tears to the eyes of them, what likes that sort of thing.
26:54Most important, he was a man.
26:59A very big one.
27:00A man.
27:04May his soul rest.
27:16What are you doing here, you little parasite?
27:20Who's that?
27:20You are!
27:21You child!
27:25Reynolds, well done.
27:26Well done indeed.
27:28I thought for one awful moment that you'd blown up the bridge.
27:31The enemy is in full retreat and our chaps are using the bridge to encircle them.
27:35The Japs won't be coming this way, I'm afraid.
27:38Oh, isn't that a shame?
27:39Oh, isn't that a shame?
27:39The Japs won't be coming this way.
27:41Shut up!
27:43Mustache!
27:45Hope to see your show sometime.
27:48So long.
27:49Fine, Sheriff.
27:50Hey, Ashwin.
27:51Colonel Sub.
27:51Sergeant Major Sub.
27:52Where the hell have you been?
27:53Where's your ruddy char and I'm parched?
27:55I've been making up wages for you all subs.
27:58Hey.
27:59Hey, what's all this then?
28:00It's money.
28:01Two rupees.
28:04Hey, we've all got two rupees.
28:07What's all this about, Charwalla?
28:08That is from Japanese subs.
28:11That is the money for the dhobi.
28:12And they say they are most pleased and it is done very well.
28:15And can you do some more next week, please?
28:20This don't seem quite right.
28:21What's the matter, Sergeant Major?
28:24I've only got two rupees, same as the man.
28:32The boys are in.
28:35The boys are in.
28:38There's plenty of fun.
28:40So meet the gang.
28:42There's been a hey, hey, hey.
28:43There's songs, there's sketches, and girls are in need.
28:46With us about, you won't be good.
28:49So meet the gang.
28:50Because the boys are here.
28:52The boys are here.
28:53The boys to entertain you.
28:54B-O-Y-S boys to entertain you.
28:56B-O-Y-S boys to entertain you.
29:03B-O-Y-S boys to entertain you.
29:05B-O-Y-S boys to entertain you.
29:07B-O-Y-S boys to entertain you.
29:12B-O-Y-S boys to entertain you.
29:14B-O-Y-S boys to entertain you.
29:15B-O-Y-S boys to entertain you.
29:19B-O-Y-S boys to entertain you.
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