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00:00:00That's me, Audrey Rose Wintersby, heiress to the Wintersby fortune and media darling.
00:00:23Are you quite sure about this?
00:00:25Yes, and I want to walk in alone.
00:00:28Regular teens don't have butlers or town cars.
00:00:32My dear, you're not any regular teen.
00:00:34You are indeed the heiress to one of the largest fortunes from one of the most powerful families in the whole of the country.
00:00:42Maybe I'll even meet a boy and have a first kiss.
00:00:48Love you, Norman. Wish me luck.
00:00:50This can't possibly end well.
00:00:58Get out of our way, loser.
00:01:02Get out of our way, loser.
00:01:16Get out of our way, loser.
00:01:19What'd you do that for?
00:01:20This is where we walk new meat.
00:01:23You got a lot to learn about this school.
00:01:25Look at those clothes.
00:01:27Disgusto barfo.
00:01:29You have abhorrent manners.
00:01:32Aw, are you going to cry like a little baby?
00:01:35Oops.
00:01:36Whoops.
00:01:38Wait, is that the heart
00:02:07of the ocean necklace?
00:02:09Please, everybody knows that belongs
00:02:11to the heiress of the Wintersby family, Audrey Rose,
00:02:14who, by the way, is my bestie.
00:02:17That's worth $10 million.
00:02:19That cheap piece of crap is probably worth less than 10.
00:02:27Oh my God, what have you done?
00:02:33There you go, there you go, girl.
00:02:35Don't worry, just buy a new piece of crap with that money.
00:02:37She's a bitch.
00:02:43Yeah.
00:02:44You look like you need a hand.
00:02:47You look like you need a hand.
00:02:50Thanks.
00:02:52You're the new girl.
00:02:54I'm Rose, pleased to meet you.
00:02:57Gabby, I'm your welcome guide.
00:02:59I'm supposed to show you the ropes.
00:03:00How wonderful.
00:03:01Okay, quick rundown of the ecosystem.
00:03:07Should I be taking notes?
00:03:08Only if you want to survive.
00:03:09Okay, here we have our the skaters.
00:03:12The jocks.
00:03:16And the nerds.
00:03:18I'm the nerd.
00:03:19And we are pretty cool, by the way.
00:03:22And the queen bees.
00:03:23I would steer clear of them, especially Sloane.
00:03:25She stings.
00:03:26Oh.
00:03:27I wouldn't dare.
00:03:27Sloane has dug her claws into him beep.
00:03:28I wasn't.
00:03:29Oh.
00:03:30That's Jason Gregg.
00:03:31The most popular guy in school.
00:03:49They've been dating.
00:04:01and breaking up and getting back together.
00:04:03It's like a sexual ping-pong match.
00:04:05Oh, you should join the Academic Decathlon.
00:04:32The winner gets scholarships, which is the only way I could go to college.
00:04:37Needless to say, I'm not a part of the Rich Gets Click.
00:04:42Oh, and that's Eric.
00:04:46He's a skater, and I'm so crushing on him.
00:04:52Hey, Gabby.
00:04:53Yo.
00:04:55That's Eric.
00:04:57I was just telling her about the Academic Decathlon.
00:05:00Oh, yeah, you in?
00:05:02Yeah, sure.
00:05:02Sweet.
00:05:03Then I'm in.
00:05:04Awesome.
00:05:06Got a boat.
00:05:06Later, babes.
00:05:08Oh, my God.
00:05:09Oh, my God.
00:05:09He just called me.
00:05:11I think he likes you.
00:05:13Okay, now for the important stuff.
00:05:16Stay away from the Stroganoff at lunch, and stay away from the underside of the desk if you
00:05:21want to avoid old gum, and stay away from Mr. Spadaro.
00:05:24He gets handsy.
00:05:25Hey, watch out.
00:05:32Oh, my God.
00:05:33I don't know if you sound fecal.
00:05:34I'm so sorry.
00:05:36It's fine.
00:05:37It's just a little blood.
00:05:38I know.
00:05:39Oh, thanks.
00:05:47Your jacket smells good.
00:05:53Are you the new girl?
00:05:56Yeah.
00:05:59I'm Jason.
00:06:02Rose.
00:06:03Nice to meet you.
00:06:09Come on, Jason.
00:06:10Home room's starting.
00:06:13Stay away from this trash.
00:06:15Might catch something.
00:06:16Ugh, look at the secondhand clothes.
00:06:19Let's go.
00:06:21Jason, come on.
00:06:21Later.
00:06:21I'll wash your jacket.
00:06:26Oh, my God.
00:06:28Your jacket smells good.
00:06:29I'll wash your jacket.
00:06:30Yep.
00:06:31Kind of lame.
00:06:33Ugh.
00:06:33Clearly, I don't have a lot of experience with boys.
00:06:38Come on.
00:06:38Let's go.
00:06:49Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:06:51Ladies and gentlemen, I'd like you to meet our new student, Rose Smith.
00:06:58Now, she's been homeschooled, and this is her first foray into public school.
00:07:02Pleased to make your acquaintances.
00:07:05I trust that you'll all welcome Rose, and that you'll answer any questions that she has.
00:07:11How would you like to be addressed?
00:07:12Is it just Rose?
00:07:13Yes.
00:07:14Rose will suffice.
00:07:16How about secondhand Rose?
00:07:19That's enough.
00:07:21Grab rackets.
00:07:27Ow, ow, oh, my God.
00:07:29Ow, ow, there's something in my eye.
00:07:30What is it?
00:07:31Something's in my eye.
00:07:32I need my contact solution or something.
00:07:34Rose, can you go get it for me?
00:07:35Yes.
00:07:35Where is it?
00:07:36It's in my locker.
00:07:37Go get it.
00:07:37Over there?
00:07:37Yeah, go.
00:07:38Go.
00:07:38Go.
00:07:40Ah.
00:07:49Oh, my God.
00:07:50Hey.
00:07:52Oh.
00:07:55What are you doing in the boys' locker room?
00:07:57I thought that, um, that'll show the bitch.
00:08:11Oh, my gosh.
00:08:19Rose?
00:08:23Where are you?
00:08:26Are you showering with a boy?
00:08:30Rose?
00:08:35Sklum, what are you doing in the boys' locker room?
00:08:38Chasen? Is that you?
00:08:40Are you in there with Rose?
00:08:42Don't lie to me. I saw her come in here.
00:08:44What do I do?
00:08:59How is she not here?
00:09:01I gotta get out of here before I get caught.
00:09:10I'm so sorry.
00:09:16I'm so sorry.
00:09:28I'm so sorry.
00:09:36Ow!
00:09:37Ow!
00:09:38Excuse you much.
00:09:43Why are you wet?
00:09:45I...
00:09:46I...
00:09:51How's your eye?
00:09:52Miraculously better.
00:09:53What exactly is going on here?
00:10:09Nothing.
00:10:10Absolutely nothing.
00:10:11But...
00:10:12I think someone switched the locker room signs.
00:10:15Hmm.
00:10:16Listen up secondhand, Rose.
00:10:17Chasen?
00:10:18Off limits.
00:10:19Understand?
00:10:20Unless you want high school to be a living nightmare.
00:10:22I'm not even ready for boys yet, so...
00:10:23You know what?
00:10:24With a little makeup, better clothes, and maybe a brush through your hair, you could almost pass as one of us.
00:10:32That's it.
00:10:33You are my new project.
00:10:34Tomorrow, my house, makeover.
00:10:35K.
00:10:36You know what?
00:10:37It's true.
00:10:38How are you doing?
00:10:39I'm so sorry.
00:10:40I can't do that.
00:10:41If I get married before I get married, you could be a living nightmare.
00:10:42I'm not even ready for boys yet, so...
00:10:43You know what?
00:10:44With a little makeup, better clothes, and maybe a brush through your hair...
00:10:45You could almost pass as one of us.
00:10:46That's it.
00:10:47You are my new project.
00:10:48Tomorrow, my house makeover.
00:10:52Okay.
00:10:53Okay.
00:10:54You know what?
00:10:55It's bad.
00:10:56I'm so sorry.
00:10:57I'm so sorry.
00:10:58If I'm sorry.
00:10:59I'm sorry.
00:11:00What's wrong?
00:11:01You know what they say, right?
00:11:03Keep your friends close and your competition closer.
00:11:06Ugh.
00:11:11Can't we re-sign up for the academic decathlon?
00:11:14It's gonna be so fun.
00:11:16Well, it's more than fun.
00:11:18I have to win that scholarship to go to college.
00:11:20You don't have money.
00:11:22We'll win. I promise we'll win.
00:11:25Plus, I'll get to hang out with Eric.
00:11:28You're crazy.
00:11:30Rose, what are you doing?
00:11:33We're signing up for the academic decathlon.
00:11:36Oh.
00:11:38Okay, well, first of all, you can't hang out with Gabby.
00:11:41Gabby's a nerd, and Queen Bees don't associate with nerds.
00:11:44Secondly, the academic decathlon is for geeks and losers.
00:11:48Cheerleading tryouts are next week.
00:11:51Be there.
00:11:53It's okay.
00:11:54Being a queen bee is important, and it's your chance to be popular.
00:12:08It's not important to me.
00:12:10I mean, you're not that smart anyways, so...
00:12:13What are you talking about?
00:12:15I have a 4.0 and a 1500 SAT score.
00:12:19Just go.
00:12:20You're not gonna fit in anyway.
00:12:22Fine.
00:12:24Whatever.
00:12:26Wow.
00:12:27You're fitting in fast.
00:12:28That uniform looks a lot better on you than I expected.
00:12:30She means that as a compliment.
00:12:31Probably.
00:12:32Yeah.
00:12:33Definitely.
00:12:34You know, it's not every day someone can go from background to center stage overnight.
00:12:36Guess I'm a fast learner.
00:12:37Wow.
00:12:38So modest.
00:12:39Loves it.
00:12:40Hey, good form out there.
00:12:41What?
00:12:42What?
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00:13:00What?
00:13:01What?
00:13:02Thanks.
00:13:03Not too bad for someone who almost knocked out a freshman with my pom-pom, huh?
00:13:06I would've paid to see that.
00:13:10Oh my god.
00:13:11Oww!
00:13:12I think I pulled something.
00:13:13You okay?
00:13:14No.
00:13:15Oh, god.
00:13:18Jason, I think I need a heroic accent.
00:13:22You're not serious?
00:13:24I am.
00:13:25If I'm falling and shatter my knee-cap it's your fault.
00:13:28don't worry i'll bring him back later yeah i'll see it she's being nice that's never a good sign
00:13:45oh my god ew look at these losers my bestie audrey rose wintersby doesn't have to go to
00:13:53private tutors well maybe she wants to go to regular high school and be a regular teen
00:13:59um no she can't stand these plebeians she told me so herself wow
00:14:04you know for fun sometimes the girls and i we start gossip chains to keep the plebs in their
00:14:11place gossip chains watch this
00:14:23now watch what happens
00:14:26hey eric
00:14:36just leave me alone gabby why don't you go hang out with your rich little friend
00:14:43what audrey rose wintersby you really thought i wouldn't find out
00:14:53gabby
00:15:01you okay do you care of course i do
00:15:06you lie to me
00:15:09what you're audrey freaking wintersby
00:15:14wait what you let me sit there and open up to you like we were equals
00:15:19like you're not some big legacy with a tennis court and a driver and a coal estate
00:15:24who told you
00:15:25doesn't matter
00:15:27coach is looking for you
00:15:28yeah i'm coming
00:15:29gabby
00:15:32i'm so sorry i just wanted
00:15:34and the gossip
00:15:35everyone thinks i hooked up with eric
00:15:38they're calling me
00:15:39take a thought
00:15:40okay i didn't start that but i also didn't stop it and i hate myself for that
00:15:49let me make it up to you
00:15:56how
00:15:56give me one chance
00:15:59this saturday
00:16:00i'm studying for the decathlon
00:16:03skip it
00:16:03i want to show you something no one gets to see
00:16:07no tricks just the truth
00:16:10if you're lying i swear to god
00:16:15i am so not dressed for whatever tax bracket this is
00:16:34relax it's just where i live it's not who i am
00:16:38you say that but i just pass a tennis quote with your name on it
00:16:41and you have a butler
00:16:44okay technically my parents do but yeah norman likes me better so
00:16:49bye
00:16:50come on
00:16:55why would you ever go to hayton high
00:17:15i was lonely
00:17:17and i wanted to make friends
00:17:20and i wanted a boyfriend
00:17:24i would trade places with you every day
00:17:26it's not all that
00:17:29plus no amount of money can protect you from people like sloan
00:17:33so what are you gonna do
00:17:37i'm gonna take her down
00:17:40how
00:17:41you wanna know another secret
00:17:43i'm actually really good at tennis
00:17:46no way
00:17:48no way
00:17:49i could teach you
00:17:50girls day
00:17:51and a vendetta
00:17:53and that's rich
00:17:55she did that on purpose
00:18:25she looked me dead in the eye and bam
00:18:27i barely know how to hold a racket
00:18:29you can ask abby
00:18:30i missed like five in a row
00:18:33she looked me dead in the eyes
00:18:35it's called eye contact sloan
00:18:37it's a basic social skill
00:18:40she smiles when she hit me
00:18:42i smile a lot
00:18:44it's polite
00:18:45enough
00:18:46this isn't court tv
00:18:49miss smith
00:18:50do you really expect me to believe that you're just an uncoordinated student
00:18:56who accidentally hit another girl in the face with a tennis ball
00:19:02you should definitely believe that i'm tragically unathletic liar
00:19:08you're wearing like three different brands of lipstick and i'm the criminal
00:19:12listen here rose smith
00:19:18consider this your strike one
00:19:20three strikes
00:19:22and you're out
00:19:24audrey rose wintersby
00:19:32audrey rose wintersby
00:19:37what did you say
00:19:40on this on the ground
00:19:42oh i've been looking for this
00:19:45eric please i'm just trying to live a normal life
00:19:50please don't
00:19:51yeah no your secret's safe with me
00:19:53just like best friends
00:19:57um
00:19:59okay
00:20:01i think you swear
00:20:02uh okay
00:20:05i think you swear
00:20:07so
00:20:08want to sit together at lunch
00:20:10i already made plans to sit with gabby
00:20:14eric she didn't say those things about you
00:20:19that was just sloan doing a gossip chain
00:20:22right
00:20:23that figures
00:20:24pinky swear
00:20:27awesome
00:20:30awesome
00:20:31but the point being
00:20:38eric knows you didn't say anything
00:20:41and that it was all sloan's gossip chain
00:20:43oh my god
00:20:44i'm so relieved
00:20:46so you and eric are hanging out now
00:20:52just friends
00:20:54promise
00:20:57what the fuck is your problem
00:21:00what are you talking about
00:21:02why are you being such a bitch
00:21:04look who's talking
00:21:06you tormented gabby
00:21:08you torment everyone
00:21:10actually
00:21:11you are the massive bitch
00:21:13okay since when do you care about geeks and losers
00:21:15since forever
00:21:16i have no idea
00:21:19what i was thinking
00:21:20hanging out with you
00:21:21oh please
00:21:22you loved it
00:21:23you loved every second of it
00:21:25i tolerated it
00:21:27because i thought there might be something decent under all that designer knockoff and ego
00:21:31oh honey your halo it's slipping
00:21:34and yours was always fake
00:21:37oh honey your halo it's slipping
00:21:46and yours was always fake
00:21:49you have a complete lack of compassion for everyone around you
00:21:54and by the way your taste is abhorrent
00:21:58okay i don't know what that means but it better mean awesome
00:22:01it means it sucks
00:22:03says the uh homeless white trash girl who dresses like a bum
00:22:07says the low-class loser with the manners of a goat
00:22:11okay what you think you're better than me because you have some pity followers and chasen said hi to you
00:22:15i've always been better than you
00:22:17i was just too polite to say it
00:22:19this is war rose smith
00:22:31bring it on
00:22:33you bitch
00:22:44you bitch
00:22:44you bitch
00:22:44you bitch
00:22:48hey
00:23:13hey
00:23:13i need to ask you something
00:23:16it's kind of important
00:23:18no it's really it's actually kind of lame
00:23:21what's up
00:23:23i was hoping
00:23:25maybe you could coach me in tennis
00:23:29after hitting sloan in the face i could really use the help
00:23:33i can yeah definitely coach you
00:23:35cool
00:23:37after school
00:23:38after school
00:23:41it's a date
00:23:43i can't do it
00:24:03like this
00:24:07like that
00:24:12okay
00:24:13ready
00:24:15ready
00:24:15oh
00:24:23yeah
00:24:25you should join the tennis team
00:24:27you know
00:24:30i think that's an excellent idea
00:24:35hey
00:24:38you bitch
00:24:53you won't get away with this
00:24:56whoops
00:25:08looks like laundry day came early
00:25:10what the hell
00:25:26no no no no no no no
00:25:34you've got to be kidding me
00:25:36oh my god
00:25:55oh my god
00:25:56oh my god
00:25:58oh no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no
00:26:28Strike two.
00:26:29Now, go get dressed.
00:26:39Checkmate.
00:26:46Here.
00:26:47Take this.
00:26:48It'll be a bit big on you, but at least you don't have to wear a towel.
00:26:53I owe you one.
00:26:55Again.
00:26:56Yeah, what can I say?
00:26:57I'm reliable.
00:26:58Oh, my God.
00:27:07Eric.
00:27:09Huh.
00:27:10I don't even know what that means.
00:27:12He likes you.
00:27:13He doesn't even know me.
00:27:14Some people notice more than they let on.
00:27:19Maybe.
00:27:24My Lord, what happened to you?
00:27:26I'll explain in the car.
00:27:27Long day.
00:27:30Okay.
00:27:32Oh, my God.
00:27:33There's no way that's her dad.
00:27:35Gross older guy?
00:27:36Even better.
00:27:37This is going to ruin her.
00:27:40Ew.
00:27:40Settle down, settle down, settle down, everybody.
00:27:53People, this is the first away game of the season.
00:27:58Remember, you're representing the school.
00:28:00Mind if I sit here?
00:28:14Uh, I'm actually saving it for someone.
00:28:16Hey, Rose.
00:28:17Mm-hmm.
00:28:18I saved you a seat.
00:28:32Okay.
00:28:33No, you don't.
00:28:34Oh.
00:28:34Jason.
00:28:38You're saying about me?
00:28:41Sorry, Eric.
00:28:43On the way back?
00:28:43Yeah.
00:28:44Okay.
00:28:44Sure.
00:28:44Booby, I'm going to sit right here on my man's lap.
00:29:09So, seriously?
00:29:10There's no room.
00:29:17Everyone!
00:29:18I have an announcement to make.
00:29:20I'm having a party Saturday.
00:29:23And Audrey Rose Wintersby's going to be there.
00:29:25Better show up.
00:29:26So, are you going to go?
00:29:37I don't think I'd be welcome.
00:29:39Why not?
00:29:41I'll be going.
00:29:43Well, okay then.
00:29:45I'll go.
00:29:53Listen.
00:29:54You want Chase, and I want Rose.
00:29:56So?
00:29:57Well, looks like we have something in common.
00:30:00Exactly.
00:30:01I got a plan.
00:30:15All right.
00:30:17Here we go.
00:30:18This was a mistake.
00:30:19I don't belong here.
00:30:21Yes, yes, you do.
00:30:22You're with me.
00:30:23That's my point.
00:30:24See, Eric is here.
00:30:25I don't think I can take more rejection.
00:30:28Oh.
00:30:28Come here.
00:30:30This could be a turning point.
00:30:33Just stick with me.
00:30:35Okay?
00:30:40Okay.
00:30:41Ready?
00:30:42Oh, yes.
00:30:46Oh, look.
00:30:47Rose decided to bring her emotional support charity case.
00:30:50Oh, yes.
00:30:50I promise.
00:30:51Okay.
00:30:53Hi.
00:30:54Hi.
00:30:56No, thank you.
00:30:57I don't drink.
00:30:59Of course you don't.
00:31:01So, you virgins ever been to a real party before?
00:31:07Oh, my God.
00:31:09You are virgins.
00:31:10Shut up, son.
00:31:11Stop being a jerk.
00:31:13Okay.
00:31:13How about a little game of truth or dare?
00:31:16Yeah.
00:31:17Truth or dare.
00:31:25Oh.
00:31:26Gabby to Eric.
00:31:28Truth or dare.
00:31:29Um, Eric, truth or dare.
00:31:32Truth.
00:31:33Oh, my God.
00:31:41Come on, Gabby.
00:31:42We don't have all night.
00:31:43What's your favorite color?
00:31:45Uh, okay.
00:31:46What kind of question is that?
00:31:48Blue?
00:31:49Virgin.
00:31:50Sloan.
00:31:51What?
00:31:53Okay.
00:31:55Ooh.
00:31:56Eric to Rose.
00:31:58Okay.
00:32:00Rose.
00:32:00Truth or dare.
00:32:01Dare.
00:32:03You gotta give me a kiss.
00:32:06Wait.
00:32:07What?
00:32:07Come on, Rose.
00:32:10Rose.
00:32:10Rose.
00:32:11Rose.
00:32:12Rose.
00:32:13Rose.
00:32:14Rose.
00:32:14Rose.
00:32:15Rose.
00:32:16Rose.
00:32:17Rose.
00:32:25What the hell?
00:32:27Hey.
00:32:28Watch your ass.
00:32:29Oh, yeah.
00:32:29What are you going to do about it?
00:32:35No, Gabby.
00:32:36Wait.
00:32:36Let her go.
00:32:38If you chase her, she's just going to be more embarrassed.
00:32:41Okay.
00:32:42Chase him.
00:32:43You're up.
00:32:44Truth or dare.
00:32:46Dare.
00:32:46I dare you to ask the prettiest girl in the circle on a date for Saturday night.
00:32:54Rose.
00:32:56Will you go to dinner with me on Saturday?
00:32:58What?
00:33:01I'd love to.
00:33:02Oh, I'm so sorry.
00:33:27Did I ruin your dime store blouse?
00:33:29Oh, my God.
00:33:31Why don't you go to the bathroom?
00:33:39Shit.
00:33:41Oh.
00:33:41Oh, I'm sorry.
00:33:42I forgot.
00:33:43The door wasn't.
00:33:44I...
00:33:45I...
00:33:45Hi.
00:33:47Hi.
00:33:49So beautiful.
00:34:10What the...
00:34:22What the...
00:34:27What the...
00:34:29Oh, God.
00:34:31Wait, what?
00:35:00Rose has an old sugar daddy?
00:35:04Gross.
00:35:06What?
00:35:06It's true.
00:35:07I've seen you together.
00:35:09He's old and gross and sleeps over at his house.
00:35:12I have photos.
00:35:15He's not her sugar daddy.
00:35:18But there is an even bigger secret.
00:35:20I know exactly who that man is.
00:35:27Okay.
00:35:36I know who that man is.
00:35:39It's her dad.
00:35:41Come on, you guys.
00:35:42Stop being so dramatic.
00:35:43Remember, Rose?
00:35:44You invited me over to your place for the barbecue.
00:35:47Yeah.
00:35:48That was a really fun day.
00:35:49Yeah.
00:35:50Oh, my God.
00:35:51Shut up.
00:35:51They're lying.
00:35:54Eric.
00:35:57Hey.
00:35:58I just want to say thank you for saving my butt back there.
00:36:02Oh, you got a nice butt.
00:36:05Eric, we're just friends.
00:36:06Let's be more than friends.
00:36:08Please don't make this harder.
00:36:10Please.
00:36:11I wonder if I want to make it harder.
00:36:11No, hey.
00:36:12Stop.
00:36:12Hey, I told you to watch your move, asshole.
00:36:15Oh, shit.
00:36:21What are you laughing at, loser?
00:36:24Where's Audrey Rose Wintersby, huh?
00:36:25Wasn't she supposed to come?
00:36:26Shut up.
00:36:27She just called me and had an emergency.
00:36:30Liar.
00:36:30You don't even know her.
00:36:32Yeah, I do, asshole.
00:36:34No.
00:36:35She doesn't know Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:36:37Because she is Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:36:42She doesn't know Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:36:51Because she is Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:36:54Oh, my God.
00:36:57Okay.
00:36:58I've heard everything at this point.
00:37:00Her?
00:37:11You can't do this anymore.
00:37:13Everyone is so evil.
00:37:14They're horrible.
00:37:16Unlike you.
00:37:17Are you still up for Saturday night?
00:37:24No.
00:37:24Forget it.
00:37:25Forget everything.
00:37:26You don't want to be seen with me.
00:37:29I know Eric was just joking.
00:37:31He's an asshole.
00:37:33But you don't have to feel bad for what that asshole did.
00:37:36Yeah.
00:37:37Yeah.
00:37:38He was just kidding.
00:37:39Obviously, I'm not Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:37:44Audrey Rose Wintersby wishes.
00:37:49Come on.
00:37:50Just say yes.
00:37:54Okay.
00:37:56Okay.
00:37:57Where I was, early for my first real date.
00:38:09Hello?
00:38:10This is Rachel from Shape LV.
00:38:12Unfortunately, we're overbooked tonight.
00:38:14But Mr. Gray has called me to tell you that your new reservation has been moved to our sister restaurant, Shea Maurice.
00:38:217 p.m.
00:38:22Oh.
00:38:23Okay.
00:38:25Thanks.
00:38:25Thanks.
00:38:27I understand the assignment.
00:38:42Good.
00:38:45How?
00:38:45How?
00:38:45How?
00:38:57Jason, I was just walking by outside
00:39:12and saw you sitting all by yourself.
00:39:20I've been still.
00:39:21Hey, Rose.
00:39:23Small world.
00:39:24What are you doing here?
00:39:25Uh, I was supposed to have a date with Jason.
00:39:32No, that's weird, because, um, I heard he was out with Sloan today.
00:39:41What?
00:39:42You mind if I sit?
00:39:44Sure, go ahead.
00:39:45Um.
00:39:55I'm waiting for Rose to join me for dinner.
00:39:58She's a half hour late.
00:40:00Really?
00:40:02I was at Chez Maurice and I saw her having dinner with Eric.
00:40:12What?
00:40:13I'm really sorry for what I did at Sloan's party.
00:40:19I was drunk and I know that's not an excuse.
00:40:21I know.
00:40:23But, um, look, there's something I gotta tell you.
00:40:28What?
00:40:29I'm so sorry, Jason.
00:40:31But, but, um, I have dinner with you.
00:40:34Yeah, it's fine.
00:40:37Be my guest.
00:40:38It's Jason.
00:40:40He's been talking shit about you all over school.
00:40:44What's he saying?
00:40:45That you're a clueless virgin.
00:40:47And he'll be your first if it's the last thing he does.
00:40:50No.
00:40:53I'm gonna run to the bathroom.
00:40:55You okay?
00:41:22Yeah.
00:41:25What?
00:41:29Look, I'm really sorry, Rose.
00:41:32Yeah.
00:41:33I've been so stupid.
00:41:38I'll never speak to him again.
00:41:40It's probably for the best.
00:41:42That guy's a pig.
00:41:44Yeah.
00:41:55It's time to bring my baby home.
00:41:59Can you give me a ride home?
00:42:01Yeah.
00:42:02Yeah, sure.
00:42:02Let's go.
00:42:03What is the last digit of the 7 to the 2,000 of the 25th power?
00:42:26Hello?
00:42:31Hello?
00:42:31Hello?
00:42:33I don't care.
00:42:35Well, you will.
00:42:37And you're going to beat Sloan.
00:42:38And you're going to ace this.
00:42:40And...
00:42:41Oh, no.
00:42:43What now?
00:42:45Sloan posted this.
00:42:48Jason and Sloan?
00:42:50They were together last night.
00:42:53And they're going to prom together.
00:42:58But he said he liked me.
00:43:00Hey, virgin.
00:43:15Did you hear the news?
00:43:17Jason and I are fucking.
00:43:19And we're going to prom together.
00:43:22That's a lie.
00:43:23Just more of your petty, cretinous gossip.
00:43:27Oh, big word for the little virgin.
00:43:29Enough, Sloan.
00:43:31I'm done playing by your classless, moronic games.
00:43:38You're just a low-rent slut.
00:43:41Everyone knows it.
00:43:43And no one seems to care.
00:43:45And you're just jealous that Jason and I hooked up.
00:43:48Actually, I'm not jealous.
00:43:51Because I don't believe it.
00:43:53And even if it were true, I wouldn't want him.
00:43:57Because I wouldn't want anyone who's touched your dirty, skanky mouth.
00:44:04You take that back.
00:44:06Or what?
00:44:10You take that back.
00:44:13Or what?
00:44:13Bitch fight, bitch fight, bitch fight, bitch fight, bitch fight, bitch fight, bitch fight, bitch fight.
00:44:23No!
00:44:25Girls!
00:44:26Girls, what's going on here?
00:44:28Ow, ow, ow, ow, my foot.
00:44:29Oh, my God, I think she broke my foot.
00:44:31Rose, this school has a zero-tolerance policy when it comes to violence.
00:44:40Third strike, you're out, expelled.
00:44:44Now go get your things.
00:44:46But I didn't touch her.
00:44:49I didn't touch you.
00:44:50I said go.
00:44:51You heard the man, go!
00:45:07And?
00:45:09Expelled.
00:45:12But the Academy Decathlon...
00:45:15We're gonna be disqualified.
00:45:17I'm so, so sorry.
00:45:29You stupid, idiotic, stupid bitch!
00:45:33What?
00:45:34You heard me?
00:45:35You were jealous of no's, and because of that, I'm not gonna go to college.
00:45:40Oh, honey, you were never going to college.
00:45:42You're too stupid.
00:45:43This has a girl whose body count is higher than her IQ.
00:45:47Shut up, you pathetic prude!
00:45:57Shut up, you pathetic prude!
00:46:03Gabby could be such a hot little chili pepper.
00:46:10Gabby, wait.
00:46:11Gabby, I'm so, so sorry.
00:46:15A lot of good that does us now.
00:46:18We're disqualified, Rose.
00:46:21You got yourself kicked off the team, and now we've lost.
00:46:24But I tried.
00:46:25No, I don't get a scholarship.
00:46:28I don't get to go to college.
00:46:30And it's all because of you.
00:46:32But...
00:46:34You...
00:46:35and your drama.
00:46:37Like, why couldn't you just be a normal person?
00:46:39I don't know.
00:46:41I don't know.
00:46:48That was so hot.
00:48:20And you and Sloan happened, and then you weren't speaking to me.
00:48:25Actually, no one is speaking to me.
00:48:30I didn't sleep with Sloan.
00:48:33She drugged me.
00:48:34And the date thing was a setup.
00:48:38Eric told me it was some scheme that Sloan had.
00:48:41They set me up, too.
00:48:44I'm sorry.
00:48:44Why didn't you tell me?
00:48:57Why don't you want anyone to know who you are?
00:48:59I just wanted the chance to feel like a normal teen.
00:49:06And I wanted you to like me for me, and not because of what I am.
00:49:14Rose, I'm crazy about you.
00:49:16I'm crazy about you, too.
00:49:24You're so beautiful.
00:49:25You're so beautiful.
00:49:26Oh, my God.
00:49:56Why are you wet?
00:50:01It doesn't matter.
00:50:05I have an idea.
00:50:08What?
00:50:09Let's do something that normal teens do.
00:50:26You weren't going to kill me at all.
00:50:29Okay, I give up.
00:50:31You should give up.
00:50:33I haven't played video games since I was a kid.
00:50:36You did pretty well for someone who threw a grenade at yourself.
00:50:42Is this what normal teens do?
00:50:45Yeah.
00:50:46Pretty much.
00:50:47And hang out with their butlers.
00:50:53Okay.
00:50:56Oh!
00:50:56Oh!
00:50:56Oh!
00:50:57Oh!
00:50:57Oh!
00:50:58Oh!
00:50:59Oh!
00:50:59Oh!
00:51:00Oh!
00:51:01Oh!
00:51:02Oh!
00:51:03Oh!
00:51:04Oh!
00:51:05Oh!
00:51:06Oh!
00:51:07Oh!
00:51:08Oh!
00:51:09Oh!
00:51:10You're different when you're like this.
00:51:22Like what?
00:51:23Yourself.
00:51:29I never knew dates could feel this special.
00:51:33Neither did I.
00:51:34I don't want it to end.
00:51:42It doesn't have to.
00:52:00I'm a virgin.
00:52:04I love you, Rose.
00:52:26I love you, too.
00:52:27I love you, too.
00:52:34I love you, too.
00:52:35I love you, too.
00:52:35I love you, too.
00:52:36I love you, too.
00:52:37I love you, too.
00:52:38I love you, too.
00:52:38I love you, too.
00:52:39I love you, too.
00:52:39I love you, too.
00:52:40I love you, too.
00:52:41I love you, too.
00:52:42I love you, too.
00:52:43I love you, too.
00:52:44I love you, too.
00:52:45I love you, too.
00:52:46I love you, too.
00:52:47I love you, too.
00:52:48I love you, too.
00:52:49I love you, too.
00:52:50I love you, too.
00:52:51I love you, too.
00:52:52I love you, too.
00:52:53I love you, too.
00:52:54I love you, too.
00:52:55I love you, too.
00:52:56I love you, too.
00:52:57I love you, too.
00:52:58I worked up an app to drive.
00:53:18So how was it?
00:53:20It was amazing.
00:53:25Hey, do I look different?
00:53:28No, you look beautiful.
00:53:38Can I have something important to ask you?
00:53:41Uh-oh. What?
00:53:48Will you go to the prom with me?
00:53:55Will you go to the prom with me?
00:53:59Jason, I can't.
00:54:05I was expelled.
00:54:07What?
00:54:09Fuck.
00:54:11And I agreed to attend the opera that night.
00:54:15So much for being a regular teen.
00:54:31Hey Jason.
00:54:32Hey.
00:54:34How's Rose?
00:54:36Bummed?
00:54:38I feel awful.
00:54:40I was so mean to her yesterday.
00:54:42Yeah.
00:54:44You thinking of doing something about it?
00:54:47Well...
00:54:49Maybe.
00:54:52Might not be a bad idea.
00:54:53Might not be a bad idea.
00:55:08I should be going to prom tonight, Norman.
00:55:11Yes indeed, I am aware.
00:55:12But...
00:55:14I'm sure we're going to have much more fun.
00:55:18Are we ready to leave?
00:55:21Hey Gabby.
00:55:22Rose.
00:55:23Get over here right away.
00:55:24Something's happened to Jason.
00:55:25Wait, what...
00:55:27What happened?
00:55:31Norman, we have to get to the school fast.
00:55:33Something happened to Jason.
00:55:34Please, Jason.
00:55:45Jason?
00:55:46Where's Jason?
00:55:48Where's Jason?
00:55:50She's so beautiful.
00:55:51It's fun.
00:55:52Ahem.
00:55:57People.
00:55:58Everyone.
00:55:59I'd like to introduce you to the real Rose Smith.
00:56:03Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:56:06Oh my God.
00:56:07Is she doing here?
00:56:08That's really Osby Rose.
00:56:12Give me that.
00:56:13Jason.
00:56:14Jason.
00:56:15Jason.
00:56:17Hang on.
00:56:18Hang on.
00:56:19She can't be here.
00:56:20She's expelled.
00:56:21Security!
00:56:24Security!
00:56:27Nope.
00:56:28Give it!
00:56:29Hang on everyone.
00:56:30Gabby.
00:56:50What the?
00:56:51No, everyone.
00:56:52Turn it off.
00:56:53Turn off the videos.
00:56:54You see, it was Sloan that was being violent that day.
00:56:56Not Rose.
00:56:57And Sloan drug Chasen to make it look like they slept together.
00:57:00And she also stole Rose's clothes from the locker room.
00:57:01You bitch.
00:57:02Security.
00:57:03Please escort Sloan to my office.
00:57:04No.
00:57:05Please.
00:57:06No.
00:57:07Please.
00:57:08No, get off me.
00:57:09Do not touch me.
00:57:10Do you know how much I am worth?
00:57:11Jason.
00:57:12Uh.
00:57:13Okay.
00:57:14It's time to crown this year's prom king and prom queen.
00:57:15First, the prom king is Chasen Grey.
00:57:19And now the moment you've all been waiting for.
00:57:20This year's prom king is Chasen Grey.
00:57:21And now the moment you've all been waiting for.
00:57:22This year's prom king is Chasen Grey.
00:57:24And now the moment you've all been waiting for.
00:57:31This year's prom queen is Chasen Grey.
00:57:37And now the moment you've all been waiting for.
00:57:48This year's prom queen is…
00:57:51Audrey Rose Winterspear.
00:57:57Oh!
00:57:58Oh!
00:57:59Come on, get up there Rose.
00:58:00Ah.
00:58:18Congratulations.
00:58:22Hi.
00:58:24I know how difficult your teenage years can be.
00:58:28No matter who you are, between school, family, social media, or gossip, bullies, and mean girls,
00:58:38this time can be exceptionally painful.
00:58:42But for all the lows, there are some amazing highs.
00:58:48Friends, laughter, basketball games, and hot fudge sundaes.
00:58:54I mean, let's face it, high school can be the best time of our lives.
00:58:58But remember to stay true to yourself and be proud of who you are.
00:59:07Because every single one of you is special.
00:59:10And now, I'd like to invite Gabby McDuff to the stage.
00:59:15Wait, what?
00:59:18I'd like to introduce you all to a true prom queen.
00:59:26She's smart and funny and charitable and loyal.
00:59:31Nobody would make a better prom queen than Gabby McDuff.
00:59:35Hey.
00:59:49Hey.
00:59:49You want to dance?
01:00:03Get lost, asshole
01:00:07Everyone
01:00:13All right, all right
01:00:15I know you want to get back to dancing
01:00:17But let's take a moment
01:00:19To recognize academic excellence
01:00:22We are proud to announce that
01:00:24Gabby
01:00:25Has been awarded an academic scholarship
01:00:33Gabby
01:00:35All that hard work has paid off
01:00:37Congratulations
01:00:38Yes, girl
01:01:03And that's the story
01:01:09Of how one simple little heiress
01:01:11Got a regular happily ever after
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