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00:00:01What?
00:00:02Yeah, and I can't marry someone who picks up dog crap for a living.
00:00:05Well, at least I don't pose in my tighty-whities for money.
00:00:07Here, place your mind.
00:00:09I'm not staying in a doghouse.
00:00:12Ahem.
00:00:13Can you guys just keep it down? I have work tomorrow morning.
00:00:16Sorry.
00:00:17Hey, Amelia.
00:00:20Looks like someone needs obedience.
00:00:22Are you gonna let him talk to me like that, Amelia?
00:00:25You started.
00:00:26Asshole!
00:00:27Crazy bitch!
00:00:28You told her?
00:00:29She's my sister.
00:00:30I don't care. That violates our agreement.
00:00:32How?
00:00:33What the fuck?
00:00:36What?
00:00:37Michelangelo?
00:00:38Don't worry.
00:00:40You're such a hypocrite.
00:00:41I wish I never agreed to this awful engagement.
00:00:43I fucking hate you.
00:00:45I fucking hate you more.
00:00:53How was it?
00:00:55Well?
00:00:56That was the best sex I've ever had in my life.
00:01:00Wait.
00:01:01What are you doing?
00:01:02That is an original.
00:01:03I'm so sick of your bullshit.
00:01:06Oh, fine.
00:01:07I'll just hop in my time machine, go back to ancient Rome, and get another one.
00:01:10I don't care about your art, your money, your stupid mansion.
00:01:13You're treating me like shit.
00:01:16That's from the Renaissance.
00:01:17You are history's worst nightmare.
00:01:19I tried to make this work with you.
00:01:20We signed a contract.
00:01:21For an arranged marriage.
00:01:22Did you actually think this arrangement would be anything more than a business transaction?
00:01:27You are such a simpleton.
00:01:31Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:01:32Well, at least I'm not a spoiled brat.
00:01:35I tried to get along with you.
00:01:36You brought this onto yourself.
00:01:37I wish I never agreed to this awful engagement.
00:01:39Right back at you.
00:01:41I fucking hate you.
00:01:43I hate you.
00:01:44I fucking hate you more.
00:01:45I hate you more.
00:02:06So, you were arrested.
00:02:09Again.
00:02:12To be fair, we thought I was late.
00:02:14We'll just swim there.
00:02:16There is a fence around that reservoir.
00:02:19It says here that you broke in using bolt cutters.
00:02:24If I had known you invited me over here to lecture me, I went in a cave.
00:02:31Come on, Gucci. Come on.
00:02:33Good boy.
00:02:35Oh.
00:02:41Come on, Gucci. Let's go.
00:02:42You know, every time the paparazzi catch you acting crazy, it reflects on me.
00:03:00It reflects on the company that your mother and I built with our bare hands.
00:03:04The same one that pays for your ridiculous lifestyle.
00:03:05I make my own money.
00:03:06Oh, you see, you see.
00:03:07Underwear modeling, Lord.
00:03:08I am the spokesperson for man thought.
00:03:09That means free underwear for life.
00:03:10For life.
00:03:11Some parents would be proud.
00:03:12Yeah.
00:03:13Other parents would be prouder if you went to your real job now and then.
00:03:15You are next up to be CEO at Dino Verlino Cosmetics.
00:03:18Now, how can I give you that job if you keep acting like a Kardashian, huh?
00:03:22Mmm.
00:03:23All right.
00:03:24Don't forget the meeting this afternoon, all right?
00:03:25And don't be late.
00:03:26Bye, Dad.
00:03:27Bye, Dad.
00:03:28Excuse me.
00:03:29I don't want to be on the crew.
00:03:30I just want to be that woman and I can't put her on the team.
00:03:32There are five people you supporting me now.
00:03:33And you just want to be on my own.
00:03:34And you're Latinx.
00:03:35I'm not here.
00:03:36You're not here.
00:03:37There.
00:03:38You're not here.
00:03:39No, what?
00:03:40Why?
00:03:41I'm not here?
00:03:42You are not sure.
00:03:43You're not here.
00:03:44I'm not sure.
00:03:46What are you going to do today?
00:03:47You're not ready to go.
00:03:48You're not ready to go.
00:03:49Sure.
00:03:50Are you working?
00:03:51You're working?
00:03:52I'm not here.
00:03:53No, no, no.
00:03:54Yeah.
00:03:55Sure.
00:03:56I'm not here.
00:03:57Eww. Hello, my Gucci. Why won't Michelangelo just grow up, huh? He needs to settle down and find himself a nice girl, huh? Like you, Amelia.
00:04:15Good one, Romulus.
00:04:27These are great. I still don't have what I'm looking for. Do you guys mind staying a little longer?
00:04:41No problem. Cool. Let's take five and then I want to see you in that leopard print.
00:04:46Hi. I'm Michelangelo. Chantal. Nice to meet you. I couldn't notice how hot you are. I've got tickets to the premiere... Hold that thought. Hey, Dad.
00:05:08Where the hell were ya? Dad, I'm on a photo shoot.
00:05:13You're supposed to be at the office. Geppetto came here all the way from Milano.
00:05:18I can meet him later.
00:05:19Nah, it's too late. He's back on the plane again.
00:05:21Well, you're the one who planned the meeting during my shoot.
00:05:24Michelangelo, you are 31 years old. You gotta stop acting like an idiot teenager. You could be running the world's largest cosmetic company right now.
00:05:32You interned. You went to business school. You have potential, okay? But you say you want to be the CEO?
00:05:40Well, you're gonna have to prove it, cause so far... I ain't seen the end tape from you.
00:05:46But, uh...
00:05:50Hey. You okay?
00:05:53Yeah. Um, but... I'd be a lot better if you'd go out with me tonight.
00:05:58So, it's a really rare form of cancer. Luckily, my doctors did catch it early. Like, uh, there is an experimental treatment, but it's really expensive.
00:06:26And the insurance doesn't cover it.
00:06:30Don't worry about that.
00:06:32I have money saved.
00:06:34I'll find the rest. We will figure this out, okay?
00:06:37We're gonna get through this together.
00:06:42Yeah.
00:06:53Oh.
00:06:54Ciao, Gucci. Did she have a good walk?
00:06:57What's wrong?
00:06:59Yeah.
00:07:00I'm sorry. This...
00:07:01No, no. Forget about it. I'm sorry about your sister.
00:07:14It's not expensive. I have a savings for my doggy daycare. My dream, but...
00:07:21It's only enough for one treatment, and who knows how many she's gonna need.
00:07:26Betsy practically raised us. After our parents passed, I would do anything for her.
00:07:33Amelia, I think I might know how to get you that money.
00:07:39You do?
00:07:40Hmm. Come back tonight, and, uh, make something nice.
00:07:48Come on.
00:07:49Okay.
00:07:50Oh, Amelia, you look bellissima.
00:08:02Except for the dog hair.
00:08:05Well, come with me. I have someone I want you to meet.
00:08:10Are they from Italy?
00:08:12Yes.
00:08:13Wow.
00:08:14Yes, of course, everything's from Italy here.
00:08:16Well, Amelia, meet Michelangelo for my son.
00:08:21I believe you both bumped into each other yesterday, huh?
00:08:24Mm-hmm.
00:08:25Yeah.
00:08:26Aren't you the cleaning lady?
00:08:27I'm a dog walker.
00:08:29Don't be so defensive.
00:08:31I wasn't.
00:08:37Well, I suppose I'll let you two get acquainted.
00:08:40I have some unfinished business to do.
00:08:42Why don't you give yourself a glass of vino?
00:08:44No.
00:08:45I don't really hurt.
00:08:46Hey.
00:08:47Arrivederci, huh?
00:08:56Do you want to do me a favor?
00:09:02What exactly?
00:09:03How does it look?
00:09:04Not half bad.
00:09:05I mean...
00:09:06It's fine.
00:09:07Whatever.
00:09:08Let's do some sexy ones, okay?
00:09:09Or not.
00:09:10I don't feel like being your photographer all night.
00:09:12You work for my dad.
00:09:13You have to do what I say.
00:09:14You don't look like Romulus to me.
00:09:15Just a few more pictures.
00:09:16No.
00:09:17No.
00:09:18No.
00:09:19No.
00:09:20No.
00:09:21No.
00:09:22No.
00:09:23No.
00:09:24No.
00:09:25No.
00:09:26No.
00:09:27No.
00:09:28No.
00:09:29No.
00:09:30No.
00:09:31No.
00:09:32No?
00:09:33No pictures?
00:09:34No.
00:09:35I'm not here to update your Tinder profile.
00:09:36I don't need Tinder.
00:09:37I'm an underworld model.
00:09:38My DMs are flooded like Florida in a hurricane.
00:09:39Whatever.
00:09:46Pour me another.
00:09:48I told you, I'm ..."
00:09:49No!
00:09:50See, dog walker, that wasn't so hard.
00:10:03What the fuck?
00:10:06This is fucking Prada!
00:10:13Asshole!
00:10:14You crazy bitch!
00:10:16Amelia, whoa, what's wrong?
00:10:21I asked her to pour me another drink, and she flipped out!
00:10:25I'm sorry, Romulus, but your son is a prick. I'm gonna be leaving.
00:10:28No, no, no, please, I apologize.
00:10:30My son, he's just immature, all right?
00:10:33And that's why I invited you to put forward it.
00:10:37Please, all right? Just have a seat, all right?
00:10:40And I promise, he'll be on his best behavior for the rest of the night, won't you, son?
00:10:44So, Amelia needs money to pay for her sister's cancer treatment.
00:10:49Cancer?
00:10:51And you need to settle down and prove that you're worthy of running the family business.
00:10:57Make my own money, Dad.
00:10:59Okay, I want the business.
00:11:02I think we can, uh, make a deal whereby everyone gets what they want.
00:11:10What kind of deal?
00:11:12Well, it's nothing crazy.
00:11:15No, you two just have to get married, that's all.
00:11:19What?
00:11:21What?
00:11:22Romulus, what are you saying? I can't marry the male Paris Hilton.
00:11:26Yeah, and I can't marry someone who picks up dog crap for a living.
00:11:29Well, at least I don't pose in my tighty-whities for money.
00:11:32Angelo, look, you have to grow up before you can run our business.
00:11:37And the best way to do that is to get married.
00:11:40We're not even a match. We hate each other. At least I do.
00:11:43Obviously.
00:11:44See? There's something uncommon already.
00:11:48Look, you know, my wife and I, we were opposites.
00:11:52We were like pizza and Hawaiian pizza.
00:11:56She sure drove me crazy when we first met her.
00:12:00I know you're probably thinking I'm just some old fool, huh?
00:12:03But I learned a thing or two in 70 years.
00:12:06You two have chemistry.
00:12:09Yeah, like a nuclear bomb.
00:12:11What? As if.
00:12:13Romulus, isn't there another way?
00:12:15I don't want to be miserable for the rest of my life.
00:12:17Amelia, you do want to help your sister, don't you?
00:12:20Well, you'll be able to afford the treatment
00:12:22if you just agree to this arrangement.
00:12:29What's it gonna be?
00:12:34What's it gonna be?
00:12:37Fine. I'll do it.
00:12:40For Betsy.
00:12:42Hmm.
00:12:43Well, Angelo, it's not polite to keep a lovely lady waiting.
00:12:48If you're not gonna agree to marry her, then you're gonna lose the business.
00:12:54And you're also gonna lose your inheritance.
00:12:58What the hell, Dad?
00:12:59Fuck it. Fine. I'll do it.
00:13:02Now, let's just go into the office now. The lorries have already, uh, drafted the contract. And, son, we are gonna need some champagne.
00:13:14You read my mind.
00:13:16Try and make yourself look decent, Alan.
00:13:18You will be engaged for a period of 30 days, followed by a wedding planned by me. And I'll tell you, it's gonna be a big one for the ages, too.
00:13:30Huh. I hope the Halloween Bowl's not booked.
00:13:33Anyway, uh, you must move in together immediately to avoid any suspicion, you know.
00:13:39Look, there's nothing wrong with, uh, an arranged marriage, but, well, it can't do any good if word got out to the public, right?
00:13:46That's why this has to be our own secret.
00:13:49Are we agreed?
00:13:51Sure.
00:13:52Alright. Sign here.
00:14:12Salute to the new couple.
00:14:16So, your place or mine?
00:14:27I'm not staying at a doghouse.
00:14:29Fine. Then we'll stay at yours.
00:14:32Okay.
00:14:42So, this is Michelangelo's place.
00:14:44It's like a museum in here.
00:14:46A Michelangelo museum.
00:14:48Ugh.
00:14:49Ugh.
00:14:50Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. What's, what's this? Put it in the trash.
00:15:03This isn't trash. These are my sisters. She's an artist.
00:15:18So, put them in your room. I said you could live here, not decorate.
00:15:21Oh, I'm sorry. Is it clashing with your banana hammock?
00:15:24That's man thong. It's trademarked.
00:15:27Look, I gotta go meet somebody. If this isn't cleaned up by the time I get back, I'm throwing it all in the fireplace.
00:15:37It's electric.
00:15:38Oh, by the way, this is gonna work. You might want to start wearing that.
00:15:51Gee, thanks.
00:15:52Welcome.
00:16:00You're getting married?
00:16:02Shh, Betsy. Don't tell the whole world.
00:16:05I'm sorry, Amelia. It's just...
00:16:08It's not like you.
00:16:10You're saying we're... reserved.
00:16:13Safe.
00:16:14Like I always taught you.
00:16:17Well, things change when you find out your sister has cancer.
00:16:21And besides, Michelangelo offered to help pay for some of your treatments.
00:16:26So, I'm okay with a quick proposal.
00:16:29Michelangelo?
00:16:31The Ninja Turtle?
00:16:33No.
00:16:34Michelangelo...
00:16:36Dino Villano? Maybe you've heard of him?
00:16:39Michelangelo Dino Villano?!
00:16:41Shhh!
00:16:46Socialite Animal?
00:16:47Did you, like, start a hundred canceled Bravo shows?
00:16:50How did you even meet?
00:16:51His dad is one of my clients.
00:16:55It's been a whirlwind of a romance.
00:16:59He's so... toxic.
00:17:02Speak of the devil.
00:17:05Oh, yeah.
00:17:07You know, that's probably an old issue.
00:17:10This is a doctor's office.
00:17:13Amelia.
00:17:16Betsy Carlyle?
00:17:18Doctor's ready.
00:17:21We'll talk about this later.
00:17:40We're just gonna wet, baby.
00:17:45We're already wet.
00:17:47Where did that come from?
00:18:05Where did that come from?
00:18:22Nice place.
00:18:23I love the artwork.
00:18:24Thanks.
00:18:27Nice place. I love the artwork.
00:18:34Thanks. Finally.
00:18:36Ooh, good taste.
00:18:39Oh, I'm good. We had plenty at dinner.
00:18:43Far for me.
00:18:48You know, if you like it down here, you should see the bedroom.
00:18:57Who are you? Who are you?
00:19:07Chantel, this is Amelia, my roommate.
00:19:12Whatever. Can you guys just keep it down? I have work tomorrow morning.
00:19:18This is my house? We will be as loud as we want to be. Scream at the top of our lungs!
00:19:25You've got to be kidding me.
00:19:28What's wrong, Dog Walker?
00:19:30He's jealous.
00:19:32Jealous? I'm not jealous!
00:19:36Sweet dreams!
00:19:38I can't believe he said I was jealous. How could I ever want to be with a party boy like him? Even if he is kinda hot.
00:19:51See you later. And, um, don't worry about last night.
00:19:58Sorry. I had one so many to drink. It won't happen again.
00:20:01You better not.
00:20:03Oh.
00:20:04Oh!
00:20:05Oh, my God.
00:20:06How's the hangover?
00:20:07Uh, okay.
00:20:08Thanks, Daddy.
00:20:09I'm gonna be laughing.
00:20:10I'll be laughing at you later.
00:20:11Thank you, Daddy.
00:20:12Why am I not?
00:20:13Can I just stop you waiting for a party boy so far?
00:20:14It is sad, you are laughing.
00:20:15You.
00:20:16Are I?
00:20:17I'm not going to be alone.
00:20:18I don't know.
00:20:19I'm not going to be a party boy.
00:20:20how's the hangover roomie not now my head's killing me we need to talk about last night
00:20:37no what we need to do is order a three egg omelet and home fries
00:20:40i don't care if you're fooling around with your bimbos monogamy wasn't in the contract
00:20:46but your dad doesn't want people knowing that this is an arranged marriage and you made it pretty
00:20:50clear to that girl last night that you don't care about me fine i'll have her sign an nda just give me
00:20:54my phone my sister needs this money
00:20:58my sister needs this money michelangelo and if the paparazzi find out about this
00:21:06find out about this then the contract is violated then neither of us
00:21:12get what we want yeah no shit i'm serious get what we want yeah no shit i'm serious
00:21:23don't screw this up don't screw this up
00:21:28i've been dealing with paparazzi since i was a teenager
00:21:32i've been dealing with paparazzi since i was a teenager i know what i'm doing dog walker
00:21:37i know what i'm doing dog walker and just so we're clear i will fuck whoever i want
00:21:44and just so we're clear i will fuck whoever i want whenever i want
00:21:48fine do whatever you want
00:21:52i'm sorry it's a bit harsh
00:21:56sorry it's a bit harsh just really really i'm over i'm over
00:22:11that could have gone better
00:22:14that could have gone better
00:22:22you know you don't have to keep working amelia you're rich you don't have to keep working
00:22:34amelia you're rich now
00:22:36i know i like it
00:22:38i know i like it
00:22:41it's good to hear
00:22:42you know i just hope that your work ethic rubs off on my son
00:22:47tell me uh how are things going between the two of you huh
00:22:52how are things going between the two of you huh
00:22:55oh fine yeah we're oh
00:22:58fine yeah we're still getting to know each other
00:23:04all right well give him time
00:23:06still getting to know each other
00:23:07all right well give him time all right
00:23:10oh and listen he is not as bad as tmz says all right
00:23:14look i i promise i wouldn't be so sure
00:23:18yeah you're right
00:23:19well we'll see you later
00:23:22yeah
00:23:22come on gucci
00:23:23come on
00:23:24bye gucci
00:23:25hey amelia
00:23:30hey jake
00:23:30gucci no
00:23:33royce
00:23:34say bad dog but
00:23:37i'm not actually mad about this
00:23:39it's to see you up close for once
00:23:41yeah same here
00:23:43sorry gucci's um a bit crazy
00:23:53his whole family actually
00:23:56all these rich people are nuts
00:23:58they should make a reality show
00:24:00a little dog owners of beverly hills
00:24:03do you want to walk together
00:24:06let these two get to know each other
00:24:08yeah
00:24:09i'd like that
00:24:11so how long have you been a dog walker
00:24:19a couple months
00:24:20i like it
00:24:21i had a bunch of terrible gigs before
00:24:23barista
00:24:25uber driver
00:24:26delivery guy
00:24:28movie extra
00:24:30you were in a movie
00:24:31actually it was a toothpaste commercial
00:24:33just trying to impress you
00:24:34how about you
00:24:36how long you been doing this
00:24:38i don't know
00:24:39my whole life i guess
00:24:41it started as a summer job
00:24:43and then i turned it into my own business
00:24:45i want to open a doggy daycare someday
00:24:47wow
00:24:48i guess you really like dogs
00:24:50well they're easier to hang out with than humans sometimes
00:24:53if you want to hang out with this human sometime
00:24:58my band's playing at the echoplex tonight
00:25:01do you want to go
00:25:02i kind of have to admit i
00:25:05had a crush on you
00:25:07he did
00:25:09yeah
00:25:11i still do
00:25:13he's cute
00:25:17i wish he'd asked me out before i got legally engaged
00:25:20then again
00:25:22that fuckboy has been out having fun
00:25:24i'd love to go to the concert
00:25:29hell yeah
00:25:30i mean uh
00:25:32regular
00:25:33yeah
00:25:34i know it's risky
00:25:38but
00:25:39i'm not a socialite like michelangelo
00:25:41i won't have to worry about paparazzi spotting me at the show
00:25:43hey what's your ring
00:25:46um
00:25:49it's
00:25:49just a class ring
00:25:51from high school
00:25:52looks pretty big
00:25:55it was a big school
00:25:56public schools
00:25:58am i right
00:25:59i mean it kind of looks like an engagement ring
00:26:07me engaged
00:26:09no
00:26:09are you kidding
00:26:10i'm 24
00:26:11i'm practically still a baby
00:26:13i mean i should be
00:26:14wearing diapers
00:26:15crawling around
00:26:17drooling
00:26:17nope
00:26:18single and ready to mingle
00:26:20okay
00:26:21royce pooped
00:26:26i should pick it up
00:26:27where i don't see it
00:26:28just
00:26:29over there
00:26:30do i have to wear a suit every day
00:26:38of course
00:26:40it's an office
00:26:41you want to be ceo
00:26:42you gotta look the part
00:26:43you mean like
00:26:44you look like willy wonka
00:26:45without the chocolate factory
00:26:46very funny
00:26:49you know i'm retiring next year
00:26:51yes i know
00:26:52that means you gotta get up to speed
00:26:54rapidamente
00:26:55so today you're gonna be my shadow
00:26:56you'll be my extra hands
00:26:57and we got a lot to do
00:26:59can i get starbucks first
00:27:00fuck no
00:27:01come on dad
00:27:02oh my goodness
00:27:16are you okay
00:27:17hi hi i'm michelangelo
00:27:19you're engaged remember
00:27:26and this is our new palette
00:27:30it's matt's collection
00:27:33he really liked these colors
00:27:34so we did them twice
00:27:35but yeah
00:27:37that's presentation
00:27:39for me
00:27:40michelangelo
00:27:42what dad
00:27:50what a day dad
00:27:53it's not even lunchtime yet
00:27:55look at you
00:27:55you got so lazy
00:27:56just sitting around
00:27:57taking pictures of yourself
00:27:58all the time
00:27:59just stick with it
00:28:01will you kid
00:28:01hard work does pay off
00:28:03let me just look at amelia
00:28:05what about her
00:28:06she comes from nothing son
00:28:08nobody taught her
00:28:09how to run a business
00:28:10but she just worked hard
00:28:12and now
00:28:12well now she earns money
00:28:14doing what she loves
00:28:15i guess that's impressive
00:28:17yeah see
00:28:18see it is
00:28:19i hope she rubs off
00:28:20on you a little
00:28:21you know
00:28:21i just hope i don't
00:28:23get that uptight
00:28:24break's over
00:28:31well not too bad
00:28:48one day down
00:28:5040 more years to go
00:28:52now this is the time
00:28:56when you go home
00:28:58with amelia
00:28:58you talk about
00:28:59the day's work
00:29:00raise you closer together
00:29:02comfort each other
00:29:04just like your mom and i
00:29:05used to do
00:29:06you know i'm thinking
00:29:09it's time for the world
00:29:11to meet
00:29:12amelia
00:29:13tonight
00:29:15tonight
00:29:17shit
00:29:18when am i gonna tell chantelle
00:29:19i promised we'd netflix
00:29:21and bang tonight
00:29:22the la zoo fundraiser
00:29:23lights camera red carpet
00:29:25perfect time to announce
00:29:27our lovely new addition
00:29:28to the
00:29:29dino
00:29:29or dino
00:29:30am
00:29:31don't you think it's a bit
00:29:33soon dad i mean
00:29:34we just signed the contract
00:29:36what's the matter
00:29:37you're getting along
00:29:39aren't you
00:29:40yeah
00:29:40yeah
00:29:40just
00:29:41really starting to
00:29:42warm up to each other
00:29:44alright so it's all settled
00:29:45i'll see you at 8 o'clock
00:29:47tonight
00:29:47in the limo
00:29:48and
00:29:48don't be late
00:29:50why dad
00:29:54so remind me
00:30:07why are we getting makeovers
00:30:09done again
00:30:10because i want to do something nice
00:30:12for my favorite big sister
00:30:14and
00:30:16and
00:30:17you know i never splurge on stuff like this
00:30:20but since i'm part of the dina lavino family now
00:30:23i think i can afford to let my hair down
00:30:25you better not let that hair down
00:30:27sorry
00:30:28just an expression
00:30:29how's it going in there
00:30:38i'm coming out
00:30:39is that bad
00:30:50i've
00:30:51i've
00:30:51never seen a dog walker
00:30:53look this hot
00:30:55buy that dress
00:30:57asap
00:30:58leave me alone party boy
00:31:03i've got my own function tonight
00:31:05it
00:31:07oh
00:31:12i
00:31:14they
00:31:15i
00:31:17i
00:31:19i
00:31:20i
00:31:22i
00:31:25i
00:31:26What are you looking at?
00:31:42You're spilling all over yourself.
00:31:44Oh, thanks.
00:31:45Uh, um, I...
00:31:47Did you forget my name?
00:31:50No, it's just, uh, something different.
00:31:53Did you change your hair?
00:31:55Why do you care?
00:31:56The manwhorehouse is yours tonight.
00:31:58I'm going out.
00:31:59I just forgot my charger.
00:32:00Awesome, thanks.
00:32:04I'm taking this.
00:32:06Wait, I've been calling you.
00:32:07We're supposed to go to a fundraiser.
00:32:09I told you, I'm busy.
00:32:11Hold on!
00:32:14Amelia!
00:32:22All right, hey, look who's right on time.
00:32:25Nice.
00:32:27Where's Amelia?
00:32:29She's sick.
00:32:30She can't make it.
00:32:32Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:32:33If your fiancé's sick, you know, you can't go out and party.
00:32:37Yeah, you got to stay home with her.
00:32:38Give her some nice soup.
00:32:41I'll catch both of you for the next one.
00:32:43Tell Amelia that I hope she feels better soon.
00:32:46Poor thing.
00:32:47Okay, Dad.
00:32:49See you in the office.
00:32:56Stupid dog walker?
00:32:57Tricking me with her makeover.
00:32:59I'll teach her to mess with my plans.
00:33:00Hey, it's Michael Angelo, Dean Levino.
00:33:11Do you still track people?
00:33:12Wow.
00:33:28Amelia.
00:33:29Hi.
00:33:30You look like you just walked off a runway without a dog.
00:33:36Sorry, I don't come to concerts often.
00:33:39I kind of panicked.
00:33:40No worries.
00:33:41I should have mentioned this is more of a $5 beer kind of place.
00:33:44Yeah.
00:33:45But you're drinking for free tonight.
00:33:47Talk to the bartender.
00:33:49Wow.
00:33:50The epic treatment.
00:33:51You look like one.
00:33:53Thanks, Jay.
00:33:54Hey, lover boy.
00:33:57We're on.
00:34:00Gotta go.
00:34:01Find me in the green room after.
00:34:03Hope you like it.
00:34:05Break a leg, lover boy.
00:34:24Rock stars are so much better than underwear models.
00:34:37Good.
00:34:38Nothing from Michelangelo.
00:34:40Maybe he's learned his lesson.
00:34:43One more, please.
00:34:48But that doesn't mean I'm not hooking up with Jake tonight.
00:34:51Okay.
00:34:54Jake, you guys were great.
00:35:01You really think so?
00:35:04I just feel like we're ripping off the strokes.
00:35:06The who?
00:35:08You don't know the strokes.
00:35:11Are they older?
00:35:13I'm more of a top 40 kind of girl.
00:35:17It's all right.
00:35:18Lots of stuff for energy to.
00:35:21You want something to drink?
00:35:22Yeah.
00:35:29So, when did you learn how to play guitar?
00:35:33Since I was 13.
00:35:35Played in bands all through high school and college, but I feel like this one's finally going someplace.
00:35:40That's awesome.
00:35:41And when I get my record deal, I can fully quit my job, focus on music full time.
00:35:47You're going to quit dog walking?
00:35:49I thought you liked it.
00:35:51I do, but it's just another gig until I hit it big in music.
00:35:55I don't even like dogs that much.
00:35:57I'm more of a cat person.
00:35:59A cat person?
00:36:00Who doesn't like dogs?
00:36:05Even Michelangelo's good with Gucci.
00:36:06I don't want to talk about work tonight.
00:36:10I just want to relax.
00:36:12Have a good time.
00:36:14You're beautiful, you know that.
00:36:15I thought I wanted to hook up with Jake.
00:36:20Now I'm not sure.
00:36:21We have nothing in common.
00:36:23Is it weird that I feel a tiny bit guilty?
00:36:25What the heck?
00:36:30I'm tipsy, and he's cute.
00:36:32Michelangelo had his fun.
00:36:33Now I can have mine.
00:36:48Looks like someone needs obedience.
00:36:52What's going on?
00:36:53That's Michelangelo Dina Levino, the Nepo baby underwear model.
00:36:57He's not.
00:36:58You're coming with me, dog walker.
00:37:00Don't make me get the leash.
00:37:02What the hell, Michelangelo?
00:37:03Back off, dude.
00:37:05Back off.
00:37:06Grubby little hipster.
00:37:07She's my fiance.
00:37:09So that was an engagement ring?
00:37:11Jake, I can explain.
00:37:14Let's go.
00:37:16I'm really sorry, Jake.
00:37:18I'm not, Jake.
00:37:23This is for making me uber all the way to fucking sober, Mike.
00:37:30And this is for making me listen to Andy.
00:37:31I can't believe you did that.
00:37:38After your high and mighty speech, you're such a hypocrite.
00:37:41Yeah, well, I don't have the paparazzi following me around.
00:37:44Just an Italian-American psycho.
00:37:47I'm not following you around.
00:37:49You know what?
00:37:49I get it.
00:37:50You saw me with Chantel last night, and now you're jealous.
00:37:53Oh, me jealous?
00:37:56Did you see the way that you were acting around Jake?
00:37:58Mike, I would ever fuck a dog walker.
00:38:01I am more than a dog walker, you playboy prick.
00:38:03I have a name.
00:38:05Wait, what are you doing?
00:38:06That is an original.
00:38:07I'm so sick of your bullshit.
00:38:10Oh, fine.
00:38:11I'll just hop in my time machine, go back to ancient Rome, and get another one.
00:38:15I don't care about your art, your money, your stupid mansion.
00:38:17You're treating me like shit.
00:38:20That's from the Renaissance.
00:38:21You're history's worst nightmare.
00:38:23I tried to make this work with you.
00:38:25We signed a contract.
00:38:26For an arranged marriage.
00:38:28Did you actually think this arrangement would be anything more than a business transaction?
00:38:31You are such a simpleton.
00:38:35Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:38:37Well, at least I'm not a spoiled brat.
00:38:40I tried to get along with you.
00:38:41You brought this on to yourself.
00:38:42I wish I never agreed to this awful engagement.
00:38:44Right back at you.
00:38:46I fucking hate you.
00:38:48I fucking hate you more.
00:38:51I wish I didn't care.
00:39:08I wish I didn't get it, but what do you want to say?
00:39:15Do you want to say?
00:39:38Where am I? Who's spooning me? Is that Jake? How drunk was I?
00:40:02Michelangelo? Dog Walker.
00:40:09Oh, I forgot we did that last night. Must have been all those free beers.
00:40:16Uh-huh. We don't have to talk about this, right?
00:40:20I know. We had too many drinks, but just forget it ever happened, if that's what you want.
00:40:26Definitely. Um, I have to go to work.
00:40:31I should get up, too.
00:40:35Oh, my head.
00:40:37There's Pedialine in the fridge.
00:40:40Thanks for coming today, sis.
00:40:42Of course. My doctor did say I needed lots of exercise.
00:40:48Well, you look great.
00:40:50Thanks. I don't feel great. The treatment's taking a lot out of me.
00:40:57You, on the other hand, are glowing today. What's going on?
00:41:04So... Michelangelo and I had sex last night.
00:41:08Wait. For the first time?
00:41:12Yeah. We're taking it slow.
00:41:16Michelangelo. The male gigolo is taking it slow.
00:41:21Hmm. Maybe I did misjudge him.
00:41:25And... how was it?
00:41:28Well...
00:41:29Really bad. Right? I knew it.
00:41:32Actually... it was the best sex I ever had?
00:41:37Well, that explains the glow.
00:41:40I am happy for you, sis.
00:41:44Physical chemistry is important.
00:41:47That's actually what I wanted to talk to you about.
00:41:49I don't get it.
00:41:51He and I are nothing alike, and yet he knows how to push all of my buttons.
00:41:54I feel like... like an arcade game, and he just keeps getting the high score again and again and...
00:42:00You get the picture.
00:42:03Hey.
00:42:05Opposites attract.
00:42:07I mean, that's why you guys love each other so much.
00:42:11Because you're so different.
00:42:13Something like that.
00:42:15Oh.
00:42:23Here it comes.
00:42:24Right on the schedule.
00:42:25Dog walkers in love with me.
00:42:28I'll have to let her down easy.
00:42:30Weird.
00:42:31I haven't heard from the dog walker all morning.
00:42:33What was that about?
00:42:44Must be the hangover.
00:42:54Hey, I'd like to hang out tonight.
00:42:56Maybe we can finish what we started last time.
00:43:03Hey, unfortunately, something came up.
00:43:13I...
00:43:14I can't make it tonight.
00:43:18Why can't I stop thinking about the dog walker?
00:43:20And why hasn't she...
00:43:22texted me yet?
00:43:33Hey.
00:43:47Hi.
00:43:49We should talk about...
00:43:50We should talk.
00:43:51About Leslie.
00:43:54I'm not very good with words.
00:43:56Me neither.
00:43:57But...
00:43:58Last night, I...
00:43:59You don't have to say anything.
00:44:00We both know it was a mistake.
00:44:02And we can just go back to hating each other.
00:44:05Like nothing ever happened.
00:44:06I don't think you understand it.
00:44:07You just...
00:44:08Listen to me for a second.
00:44:09Look.
00:44:10You don't have to worry about me catching feelings.
00:44:11I'm a big girl.
00:44:12I've...
00:44:13Had a one night stand before.
00:44:15I've never been with someone like you before.
00:44:17Okay.
00:44:18I get it.
00:44:19I'm not one of your...
00:44:21Your models or your...
00:44:22Your D-list actresses.
00:44:24You don't have to give me some...
00:44:25Big speech about letting me down easily.
00:44:27I know that if you would take back last night,
00:44:29that you would.
00:44:30I mean...
00:44:31Frankly, so would I.
00:44:32I mean...
00:44:33You're driving me nuts.
00:44:34You don't understand.
00:44:35Let's...
00:44:36Let's get some takeout and figure this thing out.
00:44:38I don't need you to mansplain my own feelings to me.
00:44:42Wait.
00:44:43Did you just call me Amelia?
00:44:47I...
00:44:48What happened to Dog Walker?
00:44:50I have a confession to make.
00:44:55Last night...
00:44:56I don't know how.
00:44:57I don't know why.
00:45:00That was the best sex I've ever had in my life.
00:45:04Really?
00:45:05Do I look like I'm lying?
00:45:07I'm not a good actor.
00:45:09I could even do reality TV.
00:45:12But...
00:45:13There is...
00:45:14A fire between us, Amelia.
00:45:16Some kind of crazy...
00:45:18Cosmic chemistry.
00:45:19You sound like you're reading a horoscope.
00:45:23Amelia.
00:45:25Please.
00:45:28I know you felt it too.
00:45:34Amelia.
00:45:35Please.
00:45:37Don't act like you didn't feel it too.
00:45:40I felt it too.
00:45:42So why are we fighting it?
00:45:47I've been thinking about you all day.
00:45:50Me too.
00:46:11Let's go.
00:46:12Okay.
00:46:19So, I set the kitchen on fire?
00:46:21How am I supposed to know you're not supposed to göra fire balls shots on fire?
00:46:26It's not my fault.
00:46:27They should change the name.
00:46:28How am I supposed to know you're not supposed to light fireball shots on fire?
00:46:33It's not my fault.
00:46:34They should change the name.
00:46:37No wonder they canceled Vanderpump's super yacht.
00:46:40If you think that's funny, just wait until the next episode.
00:46:42The captain gets super drunk off espresso martinis, and he almost sinks the boat.
00:46:52You know, when you're not acting like a complete douchebag, you're not so bad.
00:46:58Thanks?
00:47:00You know, we could actually try this.
00:47:03Hey, if the sex stays this good, I'm open for anything.
00:47:07I'm serious.
00:47:09The wedding's coming up.
00:47:11We could give it a shot.
00:47:13You mean, like, you and me.
00:47:16Together, together.
00:47:17Why not?
00:47:18Were you planning on marrying someone else?
00:47:28Oh, Gucci, what's the rush?
00:47:41Oh, hey, Royce.
00:47:44Jake?
00:47:44How's it going?
00:47:47Good.
00:47:48Yeah.
00:47:49Look, the other night was kind of...
00:47:51Crazy.
00:47:52I know.
00:47:53I should have told you about Michelangelo.
00:47:56We were kind of in a fight.
00:47:59I'm sorry for bringing you into this.
00:48:01Is he always like that?
00:48:03So aggressive and controlling?
00:48:05I couldn't believe the way he just dragged you off like that.
00:48:08He was like a caveman lugging home his woman.
00:48:10Well, I am his woman.
00:48:13He saw us together and he got jealous.
00:48:15And I don't blame him.
00:48:18Oh, my God.
00:48:19Am I actually sticking up for Michelangelo Dinovolino?
00:48:22I didn't mean to pry.
00:48:25Just wanted to make sure everything's okay.
00:48:27I'm here if you need to talk.
00:48:29Thanks, Jake.
00:48:31But I'm engaged.
00:48:33Remember?
00:48:34And the only person I want to talk to is my fiancé.
00:48:37I thought we had a connection.
00:48:38You're a cat person.
00:48:41It never would have worked.
00:48:44Come on, Gucci.
00:48:45Let's go.
00:48:49Cats are awesome.
00:48:53That was a great presentation.
00:48:56The marketing director loved your ideas for the new line.
00:48:59You think so?
00:49:00Ooh.
00:49:01Maybe I'm finally starting to get a hang of this CEO thing.
00:49:04Oh, yeah, yeah.
00:49:05Now, listen.
00:49:06I got to fly to Paris for a few days.
00:49:09You mind watching your little brother for me?
00:49:11Gucci?
00:49:12Sure.
00:49:13But, I mean, you know, dogs are more Amelia's specialty.
00:49:16Yeah, but that's how you impress her.
00:49:18You invite her for a romantic date at the dog park.
00:49:21At the dog park?
00:49:22Mm-hmm.
00:49:23I just texted her.
00:49:24It's all set.
00:49:26Now, go get her, lover boy.
00:49:39So, you just throw it and he brings it back?
00:49:43You've never played fetch before?
00:49:45It's my dad's dog, not mine.
00:49:49Let me try.
00:49:51That's okay.
00:49:52I know you don't want to touch a slobbery ball with your dainty hands.
00:49:59Do you ever get tired of the dog stuff?
00:50:02No.
00:50:03I like my work.
00:50:05What's the point in working if you never get a chance to have fun?
00:50:10You're right.
00:50:11I should work less.
00:50:13If nothing else, you're letting me get closer to my little brother.
00:50:21Fetch, Gucci.
00:50:26I've got a big surprise.
00:50:28A surprise?
00:50:30Just wait and see.
00:50:40Grazie, Enzo.
00:50:41Have a good night, Mr. De Novelino.
00:50:42What's that?
00:50:49Special delivery from Mastrione's Italian Deli.
00:50:55But Gucci, it's your favorite prosciutto.
00:50:58You know, that's awful for dogs, right?
00:51:03I thought you were off the clock today.
00:51:07Besides, a special occasion.
00:51:10I also thought we could use his water bowl to pour a little Chianti into it.
00:51:13I'm kidding.
00:51:14I'm kidding.
00:51:15Okay.
00:51:16This is for us.
00:51:17Why don't you get us a corkscrew?
00:51:19What else is in the bag?
00:51:20Just some imported Italian ingredients so I can make you a real Italian dinner.
00:51:25You can cook?
00:51:26That was so good.
00:51:29I feel like I just went to Italy even though I've never been.
00:51:34How did you do this?
00:51:35I can't cook at all.
00:51:36Making Italian food is one of my favorite things to do.
00:51:39Did you learn in culinary school?
00:51:40No.
00:51:41My mom taught me.
00:51:42Tell me about her.
00:51:43I've never told a girl about my mom.
00:51:44Sorry.
00:51:45I don't mean to pray.
00:51:46She passed away when I was 11.
00:51:47Breast cancer.
00:51:48But I have a lot of good memories of her.
00:51:49I have a lot of good memories of her.
00:51:50I don't know.
00:51:51I feel like I just went to Italy even though I've never been.
00:51:52How did you do this?
00:51:53I can't cook at all.
00:51:54Making Italian food is one of my favorite things to do.
00:51:55Did you learn in culinary school?
00:51:56No.
00:51:57My mom taught me.
00:51:58Tell me about her.
00:51:59I've never told a girl about my mom.
00:52:01Sorry.
00:52:02I don't mean to pray.
00:52:04She passed away when I was 11.
00:52:07Breast cancer.
00:52:08But I have a lot of good memories of her.
00:52:12She grew up in a little village in Tuscany and she taught me everything I know about cooking.
00:52:19We'd spend hours in the kitchen just cooking and eating and laughing.
00:52:25I still have all of her recipes here.
00:52:29Handwritten in Italian.
00:52:31That's really special.
00:52:33I miss her.
00:52:36This might sound corny but I feel a little closer to her when I make her recipes.
00:52:41It's not corny.
00:52:42But I didn't know you were such a softy.
00:52:43Just don't tell TMZ.
00:52:44What about your parents?
00:52:45My parents died in a car accident when I was 13.
00:52:46It's been me and Betsy ever since.
00:52:47I'm sorry.
00:52:48I just really hope these treatments work.
00:52:53I don't want to lose her too.
00:52:55I'm sorry.
00:52:56Your story made me emotional.
00:52:57I'm gonna go do the dishes.
00:52:58I'll help you.
00:52:59No, no, it's fine.
00:53:00I like doing the dishes.
00:53:01It relaxes me.
00:53:02Good.
00:53:03Because I hate them.
00:53:04Well, then I guess we make a good team.
00:53:06Is it just the wine?
00:53:07Or am I really falling for him?
00:53:08Her.
00:53:09You don't want espresso.
00:53:10It's not the one.
00:53:11It's not the one.
00:53:12It's not the one.
00:53:13You don't want espresso.
00:53:14It's not the one.
00:53:15I'm sorry.
00:53:16It's not the one.
00:53:17But I'm sorry.
00:53:18Your story made me emotional.
00:53:19I'm gonna go do the dishes.
00:53:20I'll help you.
00:53:21No, no, it's fine.
00:53:22I like doing the dishes.
00:53:23It relaxes me.
00:53:24Good.
00:53:25Cause I hate them.
00:53:26Well, then I guess we make a good team.
00:53:28Is it just the wine?
00:53:30Or am I really falling for him?
00:53:32Her.
00:53:36You don't want espresso.
00:53:38It's not good.
00:53:46Hey.
00:53:47Hey.
00:53:48Do you want an espresso?
00:53:50I just figured out how to make the machine work.
00:53:53No, thank you.
00:53:54Me and Dad have been warning me. I'm kind of in a rush.
00:53:56Okay, well, don't forget Gucci.
00:53:57How could I?
00:54:00Ready, bro?
00:54:02Well, let me fix your tie.
00:54:05What do you know about ties?
00:54:07You wear t-shirts to work.
00:54:09And you wore man thongs two weeks ago.
00:54:12Touché.
00:54:14There you go.
00:54:15Okay, bye.
00:54:17Bye.
00:54:19Love you.
00:54:20Love you, too.
00:54:27Sorry.
00:54:32Reflex.
00:54:33I didn't mean to say that.
00:54:35Me neither.
00:54:35Too soon.
00:54:38Talk about it later?
00:54:39Yeah.
00:54:41Okay.
00:54:41Okay.
00:54:42Could that have been any more awkward?
00:54:45And is Michelangelo really in love with me?
00:54:53Look who's here.
00:54:55Hey, my little guy.
00:54:58Hey, little Gucci.
00:54:58Look at this right here.
00:55:03Let's try it.
00:55:05Oh, yeah.
00:55:06Now, here's mine.
00:55:08Just like that.
00:55:10Yeah.
00:55:11Even got one for big brother.
00:55:13Right there.
00:55:13Come to Papa.
00:55:16Yes, my boy.
00:55:18All right, all right.
00:55:20So, we got to talk about this wedding, right?
00:55:23This is two weeks off.
00:55:24Hollywood Bowl.
00:55:25They're waiting for an answer.
00:55:27And I bumped into Chris Martin on the plane.
00:55:29He says the band is free.
00:55:32You like Coldplay, right?
00:55:34Dad, we can't have the wedding at the Hollywood Bowl.
00:55:39Well, all right.
00:55:40Then we'll book the Magic Castle.
00:55:42How about that?
00:55:42Not too big.
00:55:43Plenty of room for Coldplay, huh?
00:55:45Let's just pump the brakes.
00:55:47We cannot plan a wedding like this.
00:55:49What?
00:55:50Something wrong with Amelia?
00:55:52No.
00:55:53Everything is great.
00:55:55It's better than great, honestly.
00:55:58But we cannot have a big, flashy wedding.
00:56:01That's our thing.
00:56:03It's not Amelia's thing.
00:56:05I think it'd make her uncomfortable.
00:56:08Wow, I never thought of that.
00:56:11You know, you have a very good point there.
00:56:13I'm very impressed.
00:56:17You've never acted like this with any other woman.
00:56:20I can't say I've ever felt like this with another girl.
00:56:24Sounds like you might be falling in love.
00:56:27Love?
00:56:29Yeah.
00:56:31I don't know.
00:56:33He's cute.
00:56:35All right, all right.
00:56:36Change of deal.
00:56:37Then I cancel the Hollywood Bowl.
00:56:39All right?
00:56:40And then we'll have a nice, small, intimate affair.
00:56:43A wedding with Coldplay.
00:56:45No Coldplay, Dad.
00:56:48No Coldplay.
00:56:56So...
00:56:57It's about my cancer treatment.
00:57:00It's not working.
00:57:01I know it.
00:57:02I talked to my doctors yesterday.
00:57:06And I'm cured.
00:57:07What?
00:57:09You're cured?
00:57:11Oh.
00:57:12Congratulations.
00:57:15I wasn't expecting it.
00:57:17I didn't think I would be cured in only two sessions.
00:57:19It only took two sessions?
00:57:22I almost had enough in my savings to cover that.
00:57:26Maybe I didn't need the Dina Valino's money.
00:57:29What's wrong, sis?
00:57:30We should be celebrating!
00:57:32I brought Prosecco.
00:57:34No.
00:57:34Yeah.
00:57:36No, I'm good.
00:57:37Yeah.
00:57:38Amelia.
00:57:39I'm your sister.
00:57:41You can tell me anything.
00:57:43Is it Michelangelo?
00:57:45Is everything okay?
00:57:46If that punk pretty boy hurts you,
00:57:50I will take that man thong
00:57:51and give him a wedgie so far up his butt
00:57:53that it will cut him in two.
00:57:56It's not Michelangelo, Betsy.
00:58:00It's me.
00:58:02I have to tell you something.
00:58:08I cannot believe that they convinced you to do
00:58:11an arranged marriage!
00:58:13What is this, Game of Thrones?
00:58:15It was the only way that I could pay for your treatments.
00:58:18And you know that I would do anything for you.
00:58:22Actually, he's not that bad.
00:58:26I kind of like him.
00:58:28Yeah, babe, that's called Stockholm Syndrome.
00:58:31We need to get you out of there.
00:58:33Betsy, I have real feelings for him.
00:58:37But what about the tabloid stories?
00:58:42You heard what he did to that floozy in Disney World.
00:58:45They banned him for life.
00:58:48You'll never go to Epcot.
00:58:50He's not actually like the stories.
00:58:52Or at least not to me.
00:58:55He's only acting like that to get into your pants, Amelia.
00:58:58Amelia, if you marry Michelangelo, he will make your life a living hell.
00:59:06What if you meet him?
00:59:08Yeah.
00:59:09Meet him.
00:59:11Maybe he'll change your mind.
00:59:12Maybe you'll actually like him.
00:59:14Don't count on it.
00:59:15Please, me.
00:59:17Just give him a chance.
00:59:19Fine.
00:59:21Yes.
00:59:22Only one.
00:59:23Yes.
00:59:23You won't regret it.
00:59:27I'm going to go get the Prosecco.
00:59:31You better bring the whole bottle.
00:59:36Thank you for making dinner.
00:59:38Of course.
00:59:39I'm glad she's cancer-free.
00:59:41We need to celebrate.
00:59:45Michelangelo, you know that Betsy is the most important person in the world to me, right?
00:59:50You mean besides me?
00:59:51I'm serious.
00:59:52It's really important to me that you two get along.
00:59:55Have a glass of wine.
00:59:58Tonight's going to be great.
01:00:09It's enormous.
01:00:12Why would anybody need so much room?
01:00:17It's nice to see you too, sis.
01:00:19Nice to finally meet you, Betsy.
01:00:26So, this is the infamous, uh, Michelangelo.
01:00:35How about we start off with a glass of champagne?
01:00:3796 Dom Perignon?
01:00:39Amelia said that's the year that you were born.
01:00:41Yeah, sorry, I can't drink that fancy stuff.
01:00:44It's worth more than my car.
01:00:46Why would anybody spend that much on a drink?
01:00:50$8.99 at Ralph's.
01:00:52It's delicious.
01:00:55This was made in France.
01:00:57Sorry, can't touch that stuff.
01:00:59So, who wants a drink?
01:01:02Who wants a drink?
01:01:02You hardly touch your food.
01:01:24It's a little too rich for me.
01:01:30Mine tastes great.
01:01:33So, Michelangelo, I have some big sister questions to ask about the pernuptials coming up.
01:01:40You don't mind, do you?
01:01:42Fire away.
01:01:43Um, so, I know you two have been having your fun, um, but what's this relationship gonna look like once that honeymoon phase wears off?
01:01:56I don't think it's going to.
01:01:59That's cute and all, but what about her career?
01:02:03Are you gonna support her?
01:02:04Or kids, what's your stance on that?
01:02:06Or are you just gonna jump to the next person once you get bored and this gets too serious?
01:02:11Betsy!
01:02:12Look, I know I have a past, but I'm committed to it.
01:02:18We haven't talked about kids, but I'm open to anything.
01:02:21See, Michelangelo, that's my point.
01:02:23You two are getting married, and you barely know each other.
01:02:27We know, though.
01:02:28Easy, Betsy.
01:02:29I just think it's a bad idea getting married this soon.
01:02:34And if you really cared about Amelia, you would give her the time.
01:02:38And what makes you such an expert?
01:02:41I don't see a ring on your finger.
01:02:43Michelangelo.
01:02:44You probably picked them apart the way you're doing me right now.
01:02:47It's no wonder Amelia was so uptight when I met her.
01:02:48She gets it from you.
01:02:50Are you gonna let him talk to me like that, Amelia?
01:02:53You started it.
01:02:59Why don't we all just calm down?
01:03:03Betsy's just looking out for my best interests.
01:03:05No, she's alone and miserable and trying to drag you down with her.
01:03:09That's not fair, Michelangelo.
01:03:11She's not been fair to me since she walked through the door.
01:03:13You're the horniest bastard in Beverly Hills.
01:03:15And you're a frigid, lonely woman who cannot stand to see her sister happy.
01:03:18You know what?
01:03:19You can't talk to Betsy like that.
01:03:21That's my sister.
01:03:22She just survived cancer.
01:03:26That doesn't give her a right to insult me inside my own house.
01:03:29This is my house, too, and she can say whatever she wants.
01:03:32Not to me!
01:03:33You know, maybe she should be concerned.
01:03:34I don't like this side of you.
01:03:36See, I told you you should have spent more time getting to know each other,
01:03:39but I guess the contract doesn't allow for that.
01:03:41You told her?
01:03:42She's my sister.
01:03:44I don't care.
01:03:44That violates our agreement.
01:03:46Oh, is that all I am to you?
01:03:47A contractual agreement?
01:03:49Some kind of obligation?
01:03:50It's not what I meant.
01:03:52It came out wrong, Amelia.
01:03:54I love you.
01:03:55You love me?
01:03:57Don't listen to him.
01:03:58He doesn't even know what that means.
01:04:00Shut the fuck up!
01:04:02You know what?
01:04:03Maybe she was right.
01:04:04I shouldn't have signed that contract.
01:04:05It's over.
01:04:11We need to get out of here.
01:04:15I've seen too many true crime documentaries on Netflix
01:04:17to know what happens when you tell rich people secrets.
01:04:23Amelia, I know this is hard to hear,
01:04:27but you did the right thing.
01:04:30You do so much better than him.
01:04:31Yeah, but he isn't a monster.
01:04:35I shouldn't have said that.
01:04:38We can talk about it on the road.
01:04:40Get packing, and if we leave now,
01:04:42we can get to Mexico by dawn.
01:04:44Lay low for a bit.
01:04:45Mexico?
01:04:46Or Canada.
01:04:47Whatever.
01:04:48It's that, or stay here and get sued
01:04:50by the Dino Livinos.
01:04:52Or worse.
01:04:54I don't think Romulus and Michelangelo would sue us.
01:04:57I mean, I only told you about the contract.
01:04:59It's not like I told the media.
01:05:01You don't know that.
01:05:04We're liabilities.
01:05:06Lose ends.
01:05:07You should listen to more True Kind podcast.
01:05:13Get rid of that thing
01:05:14that could be tracking us right now.
01:05:17Yeah, you know, Michelangelo did manage
01:05:20to follow me to the Echoplex the other day.
01:05:23See?
01:05:24He could have a sniper on us.
01:05:30It's Romulus.
01:05:31Hey, Romulus.
01:05:34What?
01:05:35What do you mean, Gucci's missing?
01:05:36You came.
01:05:52Against my better judgment.
01:05:54I'm not happy you've been blowing me off.
01:05:56I've just been busy,
01:05:58but it's over with now.
01:06:02You should punish me for straying.
01:06:06You make me sick.
01:06:09I make me sick.
01:06:18Nice underwear.
01:06:22Great craftsmanship.
01:06:28Okay.
01:06:29Let's get this over with.
01:06:34Is that all you have to say?
01:06:36Do you even realize how hot I am?
01:06:38I'm sorry, Chantel.
01:06:43I thought I wanted this.
01:06:46But I don't.
01:06:49I'm not the stud that I used to be.
01:06:53Amelia broke up with me.
01:06:59It feels like she's topping all my heart
01:07:01with one of your shoes.
01:07:05Never in a million years
01:07:06did I think I'd fall for a dog walk with my hair.
01:07:08I am fucking devastated.
01:07:11And all her wishes
01:07:11I could take back how I acted.
01:07:14I just wanted to come back to me.
01:07:26Amelia?
01:07:26Hi, Dad.
01:07:31Gucci's gone?
01:07:32I'll be right there.
01:07:42Romulus.
01:07:42What?
01:07:43Hold on.
01:07:44Oh.
01:07:45Well, I only had him off the leash for a second, you know.
01:07:49We're practically in the house
01:07:50and then all of a sudden
01:07:51he just shot off like a rocket.
01:07:54I've been calling him all night
01:07:55but he won't come back.
01:07:58Well, we can help you find him.
01:08:01Yeah.
01:08:01Right?
01:08:03Oh.
01:08:04Good, thanks.
01:08:05Good.
01:08:06Gucci.
01:08:06This better not be a trap.
01:08:08Just come on.
01:08:12Gucci.
01:08:13Gucci.
01:08:13Gucci.
01:08:14Gucci.
01:08:14Hey, hey, hey.
01:08:15Where's Michelangelo?
01:08:16Huh?
01:08:17I thought you were both together.
01:08:18Why isn't he here with you?
01:08:19Oh, um, he's...
01:08:21Sorry, I'm late, Dad.
01:08:23Where were you?
01:08:24I had to stop for late night delivery at Mastriani's.
01:08:28It's Gucci's favorite prosciutto.
01:08:29This doesn't ring out of hiding.
01:08:31Nothing will.
01:08:33Smart move, dude.
01:08:34Here, ladies.
01:08:35Take a piece of this prosciutto here.
01:08:37Yeah, that's it.
01:08:42Amelia.
01:08:42Amelia.
01:08:47Gucci.
01:09:00He's hopeless.
01:09:02We've been looking for him all night long.
01:09:05We're never gonna find him.
01:09:07Don't give up, Dad.
01:09:08He's just off having a little adventure.
01:09:10Keep looking.
01:09:11He'll turn up in a few minutes.
01:09:12See, they're not gonna kill us.
01:09:16I do have to admit, though, I didn't expect to see this side of him.
01:09:21He's really there for his dad.
01:09:24His dad's dog.
01:09:26So you approve now?
01:09:28They didn't say that.
01:09:31Gucci.
01:09:32Gucci.
01:09:35Gucci.
01:09:36My boy's back.
01:09:38Okay, okay.
01:09:47I'm a little closer to approving.
01:09:56I might have possibly misjudged you.
01:10:04A little.
01:10:04It's okay.
01:10:07Most of what the tabloids publish is true.
01:10:10They just leave out part of the story.
01:10:13Amelia.
01:10:14Can we talk?
01:10:18Please?
01:10:22Amelia.
01:10:22Can we talk?
01:10:26Please?
01:10:28Okay.
01:10:28Okay.
01:10:34Amelia, I'm sorry about earlier tonight.
01:10:42I shouldn't have attacked your sister, and I shouldn't have blown up at you for mentioning
01:10:46the contract.
01:10:50I hope that you know you mean so much more to me than just a business agreement.
01:10:56Thanks for saying that.
01:10:58I needed to hear that.
01:11:02And I'm sorry for calling you a monster.
01:11:05You're not one.
01:11:08I'm still learning new things about you.
01:11:11Most of them are good.
01:11:14I'm happy we signed the contract.
01:11:17I'm not.
01:11:20You're not?
01:11:21Amelia, what do you mean?
01:11:25Amelia, this might sound crazy, but I meant it when I said that I love you.
01:11:32And I don't want some silly piece of paper to be the reason that we stay together.
01:11:38I want to know that our love is real.
01:11:42Dad.
01:11:43What is it, son?
01:11:44I want to cancel the contract between me and Amelia.
01:11:49Why, son?
01:11:50Because I want to ask her to marry me.
01:11:54And not because of some legal obligation, but because she wants to.
01:12:06Consider our contract null and void.
01:12:14Amelia, where will it be?
01:12:20Will you marry me?
01:12:25Will you marry me?
01:12:28Yes.
01:12:29I'll marry you.
01:12:30I'll marry you.
01:12:44You've made me the happiest underwear model in the world.
01:12:48And I'm the happiest dog walker.
01:12:51Look at me.
01:12:53I'm dripping like a Roman aqueduct.
01:12:57All right, all right, you two.
01:12:59That's enough, all right?
01:13:00We spent this whole night together.
01:13:02Come over to my place, all right?
01:13:04We'll have a nice breakfast Italian style.
01:13:08Hopefully it's not too rich for you.
01:13:10I think I can get used to it.
01:13:12And then we can all discuss the wedding, all right?
01:13:15I want to hear from everybody involved, especially Coldplay.
01:13:20We're not getting Coldplay, Dad.
01:13:22It was worth a try.
01:13:42And now the bride and groom would like to give their vows.
01:13:51Michelangelo?
01:13:55Amelia, even though we're far from a perfect couple, we're perfect together.
01:14:02I've learned so much from you in such a short amount of time and not just about dogs.
01:14:11I don't know how I ever managed anything without you.
01:14:17I'm looking forward to your support and counsel as I take over the family business from my father this year.
01:14:25And in return, I promise to be patient and a loving husband as you turn our backyard into the doggy daycare you've always dreamed of.
01:14:43Amelia, you are the only thing better than free underwear.
01:14:47I love you so much.
01:14:56I never thought I would end up with a former man thong model, but here we are.
01:15:03Michelangelo, you've helped me come out of my shell and you've taught me how to live life to the fullest.
01:15:08Something I hope to do more of on our honeymoon in Italy.
01:15:10And although we haven't spent much time together, it feels like a lifetime, in a good way.
01:15:22I know your mom would be proud of you.
01:15:24Te amo, Michelangelo.
01:15:26I love you.
01:15:27With the power vested in me by Almighty God and the city of Beverly Hills,
01:15:31I now pronounce you husband and wife.
01:15:35You may kiss your bride.
01:15:40Thanks.
01:15:46I'm Betsy.
01:15:48Amelia's sister.
01:15:49I'm Jake.
01:15:50Another dog walker.
01:15:52It's crazy.
01:15:54You know, giving my sister.
01:15:55But I've always been more of a cat person.
01:15:58Me too.
01:15:59Me too.
01:16:01Love.
01:16:03Clap.
01:16:10Clap.
01:16:33Okay.
01:16:34Gotta buy water.
01:16:35Where's a girl?
01:16:35I'm информison.
01:16:35I'm figurés.
01:16:37I'm in, eww.
01:16:37Elizabeth great.
01:16:38Here's a girl talking in the background.
01:16:38I'm out of a jeep.
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