00:00Take a cube from the cube.
00:05Hey, it's Q-Bert.
00:08Take a cube, me and you.
00:11And Q-Bert, me and you.
00:14And Q-Bert, me and you.
00:17And Q-Bert.
00:20One whole Q-Bert, favorite down in Q-Bert.
00:24One whole Q-Bert, Q-Bert, you're my favorite.
00:27One whole Q-Bert, Q-Bert, you're my favorite.
00:30Oh, so this is where you and Q-Bert got trainee jobs as pooch groomers.
00:48It sure is the Q-Bert dog grooming parlor.
00:52Whoever works out best gets a permanent job. Ain't that right, Coily?
00:58Yeah, and that's gonna be me.
01:01In a few days, I'll be running this place.
01:04Not so fast, Coily. I might get the full-time job, you know.
01:08Ooh, I'm worried. Really worried.
01:12He should be.
01:13Because after you impress the Q-Boss by turning old Q-Spot into a show dog,
01:17you'll be working here, not Coily.
01:20Gee, Q-Ball, I can't groom your dog.
01:22This place is for paying customers only.
01:25Okay, okay. I can take a hint.
01:30Good luck, Q-Bert.
01:32Hey, thanks, guys.
01:37Hello, Q-Boss.
01:39Morning. I want you boys to wash Tiny.
01:43Hey, that's a cinch. Tiny probably weighs a couple of pounds.
01:55Uh, uh, you can wash him first, Q-Bert.
01:58Here.
01:59Okay. If you're afraid, I'll do it myself.
02:03I'm not afraid of nothing.
02:05Uh, let me have the munch.
02:07Ah!
02:09Oh!
02:10Ah!
02:11Ah!
02:12Ah!
02:22Whoa! Whoa, whoa!
02:25Here, here, boys!
02:26Yum!
02:28Yikes!
02:30Ah!
02:31Ah!
02:32Ah!
02:33Quit playing around and pick up Mrs. Q-Mont's dog.
02:55By the time Cupid gets here,
02:57I'll have Mrs. Q-Mont's dog washed, dried, and groomed.
03:03Oh, I guess again.
03:07He's here now.
03:09Well, I'll fix him.
03:20You can't go see Mrs. Q-Mont looking like that.
03:24I don't intend to.
03:30See you later.
03:33Oh, no, you don't.
03:35You're not getting to Mrs. Q-Mont before me.
03:44Are you just gonna let Q-Mont ace you out of a job?
03:48Are you kidding?
03:49I'm gonna knock him out of the picture.
03:51What is this? What's going on here?
03:56Oh, no.
04:07Bye-bye, Wuzzle Nose.
04:09If you've got a few minutes, how'd you like to shampoo Q-Spot?
04:13Not now.
04:15I gotta stop Coily.
04:21Drat!
04:21Coils again!
04:24I'm Q-Bert.
04:27And I'm Coily.
04:32I'll take good care of your dog, Mrs. Q-Mont.
04:34Oh, no, you won't.
04:36I'm gonna take care of her dog.
04:38Oh, you scared off my precious little Q-Poodle.
04:43Get him back, or I'll make sure that you're both fired.
04:47Hey, come on.
04:48We gotta catch Mrs. Q-Mont's dog.
04:50There he goes!
05:03He's under one of these cars!
05:08Stop, boys!
05:09We won't hurt ya!
05:10Hey, what are you doing here?
05:12What's going on here?
05:12Hey, what are you doing here?
05:13What are you doing here?
05:19Ready or not, here I come!
05:20We got him now, not we, me!
05:41He's headed upstairs, and so are we.
05:46He's around here someplace, and I'm gonna get him, not...
05:50Some days, that snake really gets on my nerves.
06:00Q-Poodle's in the hat department.
06:04Hey, Q-Bert, if you got a minute,
06:05old Q-Spot sure could use your haircut.
06:08Not now, Q-Ball.
06:11I'll stop that mangy mutt.
06:13Stop running, Q-Poodle, we just want to wash and groom you.
06:23Come here, run!
06:25Oh, no!
06:27Poor Q-Poodle!
06:28Is he all right?
06:29Is he all right?
06:37Let's go!
06:42Hey, why don't we just give up the silly chase?
06:49You can work on Q-Spot instead of a dumb Q-Poodle.
06:52I can't, Q-Ball.
06:54If I don't find Q-Poodle, I'll lose my job.
06:56Follow me!
06:58Get ready for takeoff!
07:10Okay, Q-Bit, speed up.
07:12We gotta pull up alongside Q-Poodle so I can grab him.
07:16I'm not letting that hose nose beat me to Q-Poodle.
07:36These rough flights get to me.
07:42You're not escaping me this time!
07:47Caught ya at last!
07:50Hurry! We'll surround Q-Bert and grab that fleabag!
07:56Look out, Q-Bert!
07:59You've had it now, cucumber-nose!
08:07Boom! Boom!
08:09Watch out!
08:10Nice going, Q-Bert.
08:12Say, I better hold on to Q-Poodle so he doesn't take off again.
08:17Down, boy! Down!
08:20Oh, no! He's getting away again!
08:32Wait for me!
08:34Come on, guys. We're gonna clobber Q-Bert and get that dog!
08:39Give up, because I'm gonna get you!
08:41And we're gonna get you!
08:43Yeah! And when we get you, you'll be sorry we got you!
08:51Don't worry, Q-Poodle. I'll blast him with my slippy-doos!
08:56Give up! I'm taking Q-Poodle from you!
09:00Oh, yeah?
09:01Yeah, yeah, you missed it! You missed it! You missed it! I wanted him to close!
09:09Oh, you got it!
09:14Oh, I'm glad we came to the amusement park today!
09:18Like, I'm sure! I wanna be Miss Rollercoaster Queen!
09:22Tell me that's totally bummer!
09:24This is like Mondo and Q-L!
09:27I'm gonna flatten you, bugle-nose!
09:37I'm gonna flatten you, bugle-nose!
09:39That takes care of him!
09:45Yay! Q-Bert got Q-Poodle!
09:58Hello, my little pal, Q-Bert!
10:06That was fun! Can we do it again?
10:10Huh? Huh?
10:12Yeah!
10:17Come on, come on, come on, come on!
10:19Like, I dig pets and junk, but is this like Freak Out City over a Bow Wow or what?
10:28Gag me with a doggy biscuit!
10:36Gotcha!
10:40Let go! I got him fight!
10:41No, you didn't! I did!
10:43Be careful!
10:49Here's your dog! Good as new!
10:54Thank you, Q-Bert!
10:55I'll personally bring Q-Poodle to your shop tomorrow so you can groom him!
11:03You're the greatest, Q-Bert!
11:05Hey, buddy, now that you got some spare time, how about fixing up old Q's spot?
11:11Oh, all right!
11:19Oh, no! Here we go again!
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