00:00Take a Q from the Q. Hey, it's Q-Bert. Take a Q, me and you. And Q-Bert, me and you. And Q-Bert, me and you. And Q-Bert.
00:19Oh, oh, Q-Bert, favorite down in Q-Bert. Oh, oh, Q-Bert, Q-Bert, you're my favorite. Oh, oh, Q-Bert, Q-Bert, you're my favorite.
00:42Gee, Q-Ball, your car's really out of sight. That's what all the chicks keep telling me.
00:47Well, I hope you finally got your brakes fixed. Brakes? You want brakes? How's this?
00:56Well, I gotta admit, you got brakes. Coming soon, Q-Bert's annual Miss Teen contest.
01:03Hey, Q-Bert, you should talk Q-T into entering the contest. Yeah, she'd make a great Miss Teen.
01:10Let's go to the sweet shop, and I'll sweet talk her into entering.
01:12Boy, this is rough on the feet, but it sure saves gas.
01:22Hey, Q-Bert, how are you? What's happening?
01:26Hiya, Nosers. Hi, Q-Bert.
01:28Hello, future Miss Teen.
01:32Aw, come on. I could never win that contest.
01:37Oh, but like I'm using you or I could, like make way for the future Miss Mondo cool feet.
01:44Aw, come on. Just fill out this entry form. You're a sure winner.
01:49Well, okay, Q-Bert. You talked me into it.
01:53Great. Now, let's start your training program.
01:57Training program, eh? Well, I'll derail that.
02:01Bye for my girl. You'll soon be the new Miss Teen.
02:06But how?
02:07By every foul and crooked method imaginable.
02:10Ooh, I like it.
02:16There's Q-Bert's house, and it's time to start a dirty work.
02:20Skipping rope will sharpen up your poison balance.
02:23Hand me the oil.
02:24It's time to make things slippery for Q-Bert and Q-T.
02:30Yeah, yeah. It's time to make things real, real, real, real, real, I, I, no, slippery.
02:35I just can't do it.
02:37Hey, don't worry. Old Q-Bert will show you how it's done.
02:40It's a simple matter of close hand and feet coordination.
02:43Look.
02:46Hey, what the...
02:47Oh, whoa.
02:50Whoa.
02:51Oh, I love it. I love it. I love it.
02:56Meow.
03:05I bet that sneaky snake, Coily, had something to do with this.
03:11Like, I just bought this totally awesome makeup kit at the mall.
03:15I've got, like, 50 shades of lip gloss to choose from.
03:19Oh, I'm going to use them all and, like, really freak out the judges.
03:27Hey, you know, Q-Bal's right.
03:29We're going to need an expert to fix up Q-T.
03:31Hey, no problem. I can handle that.
03:34My uncle's a clown.
03:36He taught me all about applying makeup.
03:38A touch of eyeshadow, a dash of powder, a little lip gloss here,
03:42a lot of rouge there, and...
03:44Whoa!
03:46What have you done to me?
03:49Great, isn't it?
03:51I'll do it myself.
03:54Now, how do I look?
03:57You're a knockout.
04:00This'll knock out her good looks.
04:03Ooh! There goes one of my lashes!
04:07I better make sure Ugg's not messing up my planes.
04:11I'd say Ugg messed up.
04:19Uh-oh!
04:20Here, you take it.
04:23Oh, no. Uh-uh. You, you, you take it.
04:25You take it.
04:26You take it.
04:27No, you take it.
04:28No, you take it.
04:29You take it.
04:30You take it.
04:31Yeah!
04:31Oh, you, uh...
04:33So you want to play games, huh?
04:36We don't have much time left to follow up Q-T's chances of winning the contest tonight.
04:41All we need now is an expert hairdresser. Someone artistic, creative, brilliant.
04:52You're wrong?
04:54Oh, you guys are expert hairdressers?
04:57Yeah. Thanks for agreeing with us.
05:00I don't think I'd trust you guys working on my hair.
05:03It's either us or nobody.
05:05Oh, all right.
05:08I call this my hurricane whirl.
05:11All it needs now is a little blow-drying.
05:16Fun.
05:18You know what they say about hairstyle?
05:20Hair today, gone tomorrow.
05:24Oh, this is a powerful dryer.
05:28It's a strong vacuum cleaner.
05:32Oh, no wonder.
05:33It is a vacuum cleaner.
05:38Q-T, are you okay?
05:40Yeah.
05:41But I think I'll stick with my old hairstyles.
05:51Come on, we'll show them.
05:52Let's go to a beauty shop and get your hair fixed.
05:58Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to Q-Berg's annual Miss Teen Contest.
06:03We'll start off the talent segment of our passion.
06:06Our first contestant is Miss Cutie.
06:09Yes, like you guys.
06:11Wish me luck.
06:12Oh, Q-T is dancing up a storm.
06:23Don't worry.
06:25Old Sneaky Snake has a plan.
06:27Hey, wrong way.
06:29It's time to sticky up things.
06:31Yeah, yeah, yeah.
06:32Ha, ha, ha.
06:33I'll sticky up things with this super-hole sticky glue.
06:38And now for the baking competition.
07:01Whoa, like revoke my baking license.
07:07I've created a monster.
07:09Gag me with a mixing spoon.
07:12I'm so happy.
07:13Everything's going my way.
07:15But not for long.
07:17Because I'm here to bubble gum up the works.
07:20This will give the judges something to chew over.
07:23I hope the judges like their brownies and well done.
07:27Don't worry, Viper.
07:28I sabotaged Cutie's cake.
07:31You're sure to win.
07:32Miss Cutie and her chocolate spice cake.
07:41I guess this means I get a bad score.
07:48Oh, Puber.
07:50I'm so embarrassed.
07:52Now dry those tears.
07:54You're still going to win this contest.
07:56Do you really think so?
07:58Well, sure.
07:59You got what it takes.
08:01You're right.
08:02I'm not quitting.
08:03Thanks for restoring my courage, Q-Bert.
08:06That's my Q-Girl.
08:07Now let's win this contest.
08:09And now for the final event,
08:12the swimsuit competition.
08:14Don't worry, Viper.
08:15This is the big one.
08:16And you'll win it for sure
08:18with this and the old inflatable bathing suit trick.
08:21I just press this button
08:23and Cutie's swimsuit will inflate,
08:25making it look like a real blimp.
08:27Oh, she's coming onto the stage now, Coily.
08:31Uh-oh.
08:32That rotten-to-the-core Coily
08:33is playing dirty again.
08:35Looks like some kind of remote-control gimmick.
08:37What's going on?
08:48How?
08:49Like showing off won't help you win, Q-T.
08:52Help the refs.
08:53I'm sure this blimp-biddy's gonna beat me.
08:57Stay cool, Q-T.
08:58I'm gonna rescue you.
09:00I'll make sure that Q-Bert doesn't rescue
09:03that long-nosed balloon and bring her back here.
09:06Come on.
09:08We gotta help Coily.
09:14Watch out, Q-Bert.
09:16Coily and his game are after you.
09:18Oh, great.
09:19More complications.
09:20Just what I need.
09:21Give me your hand.
09:22I can almost reach you.
09:27I've been meaning to flatten this pesky noser
09:30for a long time.
09:32Uh-oh.
09:33Gotta do something fast.
09:35Those purple prune heads are almost on me.
09:37Slow them down with a few slippy-doos.
09:44Whoa!
09:49Whoa!
09:50Now I'll get him.
10:02Oh, no.
10:03I'm out of slippy-doos.
10:05Ow!
10:11Hey, wait!
10:14Oh!
10:16One of these days,
10:17I'm gonna win this game.
10:19Come on.
10:20There's still time to get back
10:21and win the contest.
10:24And now,
10:25everyone on stage
10:27for the judges' decision.
10:29Wish me luck.
10:32I'd better win
10:34because I'm a rotten loser.
10:37Hurry.
10:38All the other contestants
10:39are already out there.
10:40And the new Miss Queen Teen
10:49is Miss Q-P!
11:00I'm sure I care about losing
11:02a grody contest.
11:04This stuff's all for bubble heads anyway.
11:06Hey, Viper,
11:08you'll never guess what happened.
11:10And I don't care.
11:12Because as far as I'm concerned,
11:14you and your implantable swimsuit
11:16are both full of hot air.
11:19I think you're overreacting, Viper.
11:21Just wait till next year.
11:23I've got some neat plans to make you win.
11:25You see what I'm happy?
11:26We're all the way to go out for it.
11:27Then I'll come in
11:28and I'm gonna get this push
11:29and then the next thing you know...
11:30We're all the way to go towards it.
11:34Hey.
11:36Bye.
11:36Bye.
11:36Bye.
11:37Bye.
11:39Bye.
11:48Bye.
11:49Bye.
11:49Bye.
11:50Bye.
11:50Bye.
11:51Bye.
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