00:00Take a Q from the Q. Hey, it's Q-Bert. Take a Q, P-N-U. N-Q-Bert, P-N-U. N-Q-Bert, P-N-U. N-Q-Bert, P-N-U. N-Q-Bert.
00:20Whoa-ho, Q-Bert, favorite down in Q-Bert. Whoa-ho, Q-Bert, Q-Bert, you're my favorite.
00:26Whoa-ho, Q-Bert, Q-Bert, you're my favorite.
00:30I can't wait to go to the dance with you, Q-Bert.
00:40Yeah, we'll have a blast at the Teen Center tonight.
00:43Like I'm going with Q-Jock. He's a totally awesome dancer.
00:48Yeah, I am pretty good.
00:51Who are you taking, Q-Ball?
00:52Some lucky chick.
00:54Are you kidding? No girl would go out with you.
01:00Oh, yeah? I can take any chick I want.
01:03I bet you can't because you're a creep.
01:07Hey, meet you at the dance at eight.
01:11I'll teach that musclehead a lesson.
01:15Aha! I'll ask Q-Doll to go with me.
01:18Are you kidding? She's Q-Bruiser's girlfriend.
01:22Hey, relax. That big ox is out of town. Everything is cool.
01:28Hey, babe. I'll take you to the dance tonight.
01:32No, thank you. Q-Bruiser wouldn't like that.
01:36Hey, I ain't afraid of him.
01:38And besides, he went out of town for a week.
01:40I just got fat today.
01:47And some spaghetti.
01:51No thanks. I already ate.
01:54No!
01:59We'll help you get a date, Q-Ball.
02:02Yeah. Let's check out the mulch shop.
02:04Lots of girls hang out there.
02:05Oh, all right. I'll give the chicks a break.
02:10You're in luck, Q-Ball.
02:17The place is packed with girls.
02:20Let me at him!
02:22I better help him.
02:26Hey, Q-Donna. You're in luck.
02:28I can take you to the dance tonight.
02:30Is he for real?
02:33Oh, don't mind, Q-Ball. He just wants to...
02:36Get a date, baby.
02:38Oh, no!
02:39Oh, don't worry. I'll clean it up.
02:44Stop it!
02:46Let's go, Q-Ball.
02:48Hey, just a minute.
02:49I don't usually do this, but I'll give you chicks my phone number
02:53in case one of you decides to go with me.
03:01Get him!
03:02Love talking to you, but I've got to run.
03:12If you ever come down from there, we'll clobber you.
03:18Hurry down. Fast before they come back.
03:20Okay!
03:21I didn't mean that fast.
03:26Now what are we going to try?
03:29Hey, I heard about a new TV game show where teens go to get dates.
03:33Yeah, it's called Pick a Partner.
03:35Far out! I'll get a date there for sure.
03:38And the one he likes best, he'll pick for his date.
03:53Okay.
03:54Noserette number one.
03:56Why should a handsome dude like me ask you out?
04:00Because I'm friendly and a good dancer and...
04:03Aw, you talk too much.
04:05Give us other girls a chance.
04:07Like Q-Bert, that's no fair.
04:09Noserette number two is some kind of geeky airhead.
04:13Yeah, and since he can't see the girls,
04:15we've got to make sure Q-Ball doesn't pick her.
04:20Huh?
04:23Oh, I get it.
04:24Q-Bert's telling me to pick Noserette number two.
04:27She must be the foxiest.
04:29I don't have to ask any more questions.
04:33I choose Noserette number two!
04:35Oh, yay! Wise choice!
04:39We better help Q-Ball!
04:46Give me a kiss, handsome!
04:48No way!
04:49Let me go!
04:50I'll help you!
04:51Stop!
04:52That tickles!
04:54Let's split!
04:56Come back, Dream Noser!
04:59I'll help you!
05:00Stop!
05:01That tickles!
05:04Let's split!
05:05Come back, Dream Noser!
05:08Yay!
05:10Don't let her catch me!
05:13You guys wait outside while I lead her on a wild goose chase!
05:18Oh, forget that other guy!
05:20You're even cuter!
05:21Oh, great!
05:22Now she's after me!
05:24Come on, honey!
05:25We were made for each other!
05:27Oh, no!
05:28A dead end!
05:31Here I come!
05:33I guess this means you won't go out with me!
05:45That was close!
05:46But everything's cool now!
05:48Yeah, it's easy for you to say.
05:50I still don't have a date and Q-Jock's gonna laugh me out of town!
05:54Hey!
05:55I used to know a girl named Q-Becky who was always doing kooky things like riding skateboards
05:59on her head!
06:00I'll ask her out!
06:01She must have outgrown her wild days by now!
06:06I was wrong!
06:07Q-Becky's wilder than ever!
06:09Don't worry!
06:10Skydiving's fun!
06:12There's nothing to be afraid of!
06:14Oh, yeah!
06:15I can think of a million things!
06:17Like landing face first on a cactus for one!
06:20Come on!
06:21You're my date!
06:22And you're going with me!
06:24Yeah!
06:25Q-Ball!
06:26Oh!
06:27I hate to do it!
06:28But...
06:29We're coming, Q-Ball!
06:30Yeah!
06:31Hang in there, Q-Ball!
06:32Yeah!
06:33Hey!
06:34Hey!
06:35Hey!
06:36Hey!
06:37Hey!
06:38Hey!
06:39Hey!
06:40Hey!
06:41Hey!
06:42Hey!
06:43Hey!
06:44Hot!
06:46Everybody!
06:47Pull your RIP cards!
06:51Yeah!
06:52Like, this is almost sort of fun!
06:54We should, like, parachute over the mall
06:57and freak out the Hunk Babes!
06:59Come on, Q-Ball!
07:01Pull the cord!
07:03OK!
07:07See?
07:08That wasn't so hard.
07:09Now for mine!
07:11Yaaay!
07:12It's stuck!
07:13Oh, poor Q-Bert!
07:17See? Wasn't that fun?
07:21Now let's go cliff diving!
07:25No!
07:29Boy, you guys are no fun!
07:33One minute I'm flying through the air like Super Noser,
07:37and now I can't even get a date for the dance!
07:41Hey, I bet my pretty new neighbor Cutina will go out with you!
07:45Come on!
07:49Hey, Cutina!
07:51Sorry, Q-Bert!
07:59That's okay. I was thirsty anyway.
08:01Hey, these are my pals. Q-Val, Q-T, and Q-Ball.
08:05Like, how you doing?
08:07Hi, Cutina!
08:09Hey, there!
08:11Hey, Cutina!
08:13There's a big dance tonight.
08:15How'd you like to go with my pal here?
08:17Sure! That'd be fun!
08:19Fantastic! I'll pick you up at eight.
08:21Now I gotta go get my suit from the cleaners.
08:25Yuck!
08:27Like, maybe when you're at the cleaners, you could have, like, your whole body dry clean?
08:39Very funny.
08:41Hi, kids. Remember, darling, we're going to Grandma's house tonight.
08:45Oh, wow! I forgot about that!
08:49Sorry, guys.
08:51Tell Q-Ball I can't make it!
08:53Bye!
08:55Q-Ball's gonna feel rotten!
08:57Yeah! He'll think Cutina's stood him up because he's a nerd or something!
09:01Not if he thinks he's with her! Come on! I've got this totally rad plan!
09:10This is a dumb idea!
09:13Q-Ball will never believe I'm Cutina!
09:16He might if you disguise your voice and slip into this gown!
09:20Like, yeah! And then you hang out at the dance with him for a while, you know, and then make him look good in front of Q-Jock!
09:27Oh, all right!
09:34Come on! I've got to pick up Cutina!
09:37Uh, here she is!
09:39Hmm, you look, uh, you look different!
09:43Uh, it, uh, it must be the lighting!
09:46Hey, where's Q-Bert?
09:48Oh, he'll, uh, he'll meet us at the dance!
09:51Hey! Like, this is a Mondo Outrageous Dance!
10:00This is fun!
10:02I guess I was wrong, Q-Ball. Sorry about that.
10:05That's okay, but don't let it happen again!
10:08Q-Ball's okay now. I'm gonna sneak out of here and change so I can be with you!
10:12Now's my chance!
10:13Come back here, baby!
10:16Oh, no! No! Oh, no!
10:20Spin, honey! Spin!
10:23Oh, that's so fast! Please!
10:30Look at this!
10:32Q-Ball couldn't get a date so we had to dance with Q-Bert!
10:41How could you do this to me?
10:45Come back!
10:46Q-Ball, watch it!
10:49Oh, you here alone?
10:50Yeah!
10:51I couldn't find anybody good enough to take me!
10:55Yeah, I had the same problem!
10:57Hey, look, you can hang out with me if you want!
10:59Okay, why not?
11:01You all right, Q-Ball?
11:03Sure! Me and Q-Bell are having a great time!
11:06Hey, Q-Ball, you ain't such a creep after all!
11:10Thanks!
11:11Let me get this thread for you.
11:14Whoops!
11:15Oops!
11:21Q-Ball, you're dressed for the dance!
11:26Naturally! I always come prepared!
11:28I always come prepared!
11:29I always come prepared!
11:31I always come prepared!
11:32Am I burning a little kid!
11:33I always come prepared!
11:34I always come prepared!
11:35Can't you do this for me?
11:36I do this for a long time!
11:37Let me get ready!
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