00:00Uh, what?
00:06What?
00:08Open your bloody window.
00:11Right there, mate.
00:12Do you realise you're parking in a disabled bay?
00:14Okay.
00:15Right? Yeah.
00:16I'm disabled.
00:17Okay.
00:18See my car?
00:19Okay.
00:20Right? I'd like to park here.
00:22In my disabled bay, please.
00:23Okay, well, like, you've seen my window.
00:24I've got a badge there, mate.
00:27So what?
00:29What do you mean, so what?
00:30What?
00:31I've got a badge.
00:32I'm a disabled person.
00:34I don't know that you're disabled.
00:35You look alright to me.
00:36Okay, but as you can see, I've got a disabled parking badge.
00:39The fact that you've got one doesn't mean that you are necessarily disabled.
00:45Okay.
00:46Could be your wife's car, right?
00:47Okay, well, it's my car.
00:49Well, how do I know you're disabled?
00:51Okay, well, I...
00:52Well, that's for me to know and for you to not know.
00:54No, no, no, no, no.
00:55Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:56Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:57I have a right to use a space.
00:58So do I.
00:59Right?
01:00You saw me.
01:01I'm a disabled person.
01:02I don't know that you're disabled.
01:04You look alright to me.
01:05Okay, but as you can see, I've got a disabled parking badge.
01:08The fact that you've got one doesn't mean that you are necessarily disabled.
01:13Okay.
01:14Could be your wife's car, right?
01:15Okay, well, it's my car.
01:18Well, how do I know you're disabled?
01:20Okay, well, I...
01:21Well, that's for me to know and for you to not know.
01:23No, no, no, no, no, no.
01:24Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:25I have a right to use a space.
01:27So do I.
01:28Right?
01:29You saw me.
01:30I'm disabled.
01:31Well, you saw me.
01:32Well, let me see your disability.
01:34What do you mean let you see my disability?
01:35Well, I mean, you know.
01:37Well, I don't know.
01:38Come out of the car and let me see you disabled.
01:41No, I'm not gonna...
01:42It's not, it's not, it's not, it's not a show and tell trick, is it, mate?
01:46What?
01:47Look, you know, anybody could have one of those badges.
01:50Okay, well, you've got one.
01:52Well, I've got one, but you can see I'm disabled.
01:54Yeah, and you can see that I am as well.
01:56No, I can't see you're disabled.
01:57You come out of the car and show me your...
01:59Well, like, not all disabilities...
02:00You show me your disabled ability.
02:02Well, no.
02:03I don't show you anything.
02:05You can see the badge and that's all you need to see.
02:06It doesn't mean a thing.
02:07It does.
02:08It does.
02:09Well, you look all right to me.
02:10You look all right to me as well.
02:11Yeah, but you haven't seen me on a bad day.
02:13Yeah, well, you've not seen me on a bad day either.
02:15Well, today's a bad day.
02:16Demonstrate your disability.
02:17I suppose it's your eight day.
02:18Look.
02:19No, no, hold a bit here.
02:20I'm not gonna demonstrate you anything, mate.
02:21Why?
02:22Because why do I have to?
02:24Am I obliged to?
02:25Are you a parking officer?
02:26No, no.
02:27Exactly.
02:28I want to be perfectly fair about this because, you know, you're an unreasonable bloke and
02:35I'm a reasonable bloke.
02:36Are you really?
02:37As you can see, I'm an elderly fella and I have a disability badge.
02:41Okay.
02:42That's not in dispute.
02:43And I'm a youngerly fella.
02:44Ah, but what is in dispute that it may not be your badge at all?
02:48And I have a disability.
02:49Well, you can see it there and it has my name on it and it has a car edge on it as well.
02:53So, listen, let me say it.
02:55What kind of disability do you have?
02:57It's the one which is disabled.
02:59What's your disability?
03:00How are you disabled?
03:02I have a disability.
03:05Maybe, maybe understanding is your disability.
03:08Right?
03:09Yeah.
03:10Maybe it is.
03:11Because you've got two arms, two legs and one head.
03:13Yeah?
03:14Yeah.
03:15You look alright.
03:16Congratulations.
03:17At least we know common sense is not yours.
03:20Look.
03:22I'm looking.
03:23Wait here a bit longer and there'll be a parking warden.
03:27Okay.
03:28And I'll tell you what.
03:29Tell me what.
03:30I'll get this parking warden to move you on.
03:32Okay.
03:33And I would much rather settle this between one disabled person and another disabled person.
03:37All I'm trying to do is suggest that you park in another disabled bay.
03:42Now, this disabled bay has always been my bay.
03:46Yours, yeah?
03:47Right?
03:48It's my bay.
03:49Right?
03:50Now, my bay or the highway.
03:52No.
03:53Yeah.
03:55You obviously have a hearing problem.
03:57I don't.
03:58I don't.
03:59A thinking problem?
04:00A psychological problem?
04:01Maybe.
04:02Oh, there we go.
04:03Maybe.
04:04Maybe I do.
04:08How can we settle this?
04:10I don't know, mate.
04:11I don't know how we're going to settle this, but...
04:13Well, all I'm asking you to do is move your bloody car.
04:16But you can move your car.
04:17But you can move your car.
04:18No.
04:19I can't move my car.
04:20Why can't you?
04:21Because of my disability.
04:22So, you can't move itself?
04:23Well, you know, I can drive a short distance.
04:27But this is, this is, uh, this is an inconvenience.
04:31Do you, do you want me to move?
04:33Yes.
04:34I do.
04:35And I'd be very grateful.
04:36I mean, I'm a civil, civil person with a civil tongue in my mouth.
04:39Right?
04:40And I'm asking you to be equally civil and move your a** car!
04:44Does it look like you're a villain?
04:45I'mistic!
04:46I'mοΏ½istic!
04:47I'm not a villain.
04:48But this is a human, we can't even represent a bothoy, but not always.
04:50If you need help.
04:52I do know how to deceive me.
04:54I'll excuse you, right?
04:55You guys have ceases, but I know how to do it, but my Sex is your size 97rd.
04:57You're very excited!
04:58I'm presented by Jeff Johnson.
04:59Get big, I'm not showing youιε just now.
05:00I'll tell you why.
05:01I will know how to boo your papers.
05:02You can actually show you what thatsel is!
05:03Why will this reward me?
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