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00:00:00That's me, Audrey Rose Wintersby, heiress to the Wintersby fortune and media darling.
00:00:23Are you quite sure about this?
00:00:25Yes, and I want to walk in alone.
00:00:28Regular teens don't have butlers or town cars.
00:00:32My dear, you're not any regular teen.
00:00:34You are indeed the heiress to one of the largest fortunes from one of the most powerful families in the whole of the country.
00:00:42Maybe I'll even meet a boy and have a first kiss.
00:00:48Love you, Norman. Wish me luck.
00:00:50This can't possibly end well.
00:00:58Get out of our way, loser.
00:01:02Get out of our way, loser.
00:01:16Get out of our way, loser.
00:01:19What'd you do that for?
00:01:20This is where we walk new meat.
00:01:23You got a lot to learn about this school.
00:01:25Look at those clothes.
00:01:27Disgusto barfo.
00:01:29You have abhorrent manners.
00:01:32Aw, are you going to cry like a little baby?
00:01:35Oops.
00:02:01Oops.
00:02:01Oops.
00:02:03Oops.
00:02:03Oops.
00:02:04Wait, is that the heart of the ocean necklace?
00:02:08Please, everybody knows that belongs to the heiress of the Wintersby family, Audrey Rose,
00:02:13who, by the way, is my bestie.
00:02:16That's worth 10 million dollars.
00:02:18That cheap piece of crap is probably worth less than 10.
00:02:26Oh my god, what have you done?
00:02:29There you go. There you go, girl.
00:02:34Don't worry, just buy a new piece of crap with that money.
00:02:41She's a bitch.
00:02:42Yeah.
00:02:43You look like you need a hand.
00:02:46You look like you need a hand.
00:02:49Thanks.
00:02:52You're the new girl.
00:02:53I'm Rose. Pleased to meet you.
00:02:56Gabby, I'm your welcome guide.
00:02:58I'm supposed to show you the ropes.
00:02:59How wonderful.
00:03:04Okay, quick rundown of the echo system.
00:03:06Should I be taking notes?
00:03:07Only if you want to survive.
00:03:10Okay.
00:03:11Here we have are the skaters.
00:03:15The jocks.
00:03:19And the nerds.
00:03:21I'm the nerd.
00:03:22And we are pretty cool, by the way.
00:03:25And the queen bees.
00:03:27I would steer clear of them.
00:03:29Especially Sloane.
00:03:30She stings.
00:03:39Oh.
00:03:41I wouldn't dare.
00:03:42Sloane has dug her claws into him deep.
00:03:53I wasn't.
00:03:54Oh.
00:03:55That's Chase and Greg.
00:03:56The most popular guy in school.
00:03:58They've been, you know, dating and breaking up and getting back together.
00:04:01It's like a sexual ping pong match.
00:04:04Hmm.
00:04:05Oh.
00:04:06You should join the academic decathlon.
00:04:07The winner gets scholarships.
00:04:08Which is the only way I could go to college.
00:04:09Needless to say, I'm not a part of this.
00:04:10I'm not a part of this.
00:04:11You should join the academic decathlon.
00:04:12The winner gets scholarships.
00:04:13Which is the only way I could go to college.
00:04:14Needless to say, I'm not a part of this.
00:04:15the rich gets clique.
00:04:17Oh.
00:04:18And that's Eric.
00:04:19Why is it your community?
00:04:20What?
00:04:21Really?
00:04:22What?
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00:04:36You should join the academic decathlon.
00:04:37The winner gets scholarships?
00:04:38Which is the only way I can go to college.
00:04:39Needless to say, I'm not a part of the rich gets clique.
00:04:41Oh, and that's Eric.
00:04:46He's a skater, and I'm so crushing on him.
00:04:51Hey, Gabby.
00:04:52Yo.
00:04:54That's Eric.
00:04:56I was just telling her about the Academy of Decathlon.
00:05:00Oh, yeah, you in?
00:05:01Yeah, sure.
00:05:02Sweet. Then I'm in.
00:05:03Awesome!
00:05:05Got a boat. Later, babes.
00:05:07Oh, my God, oh, my God, he's just going!
00:05:10I think he likes you.
00:05:13Okay, now for the important stuff.
00:05:15Stay away from the stroganoff at lunch,
00:05:17and stay away from the underside of the desk
00:05:19if you want to avoid old gum,
00:05:21and stay away from Mr. Spadaro.
00:05:23He gets handsy.
00:05:24Hey, watch out!
00:05:31Oh, my God.
00:05:32I'm so sorry.
00:05:34It's fine. It's just a little blood.
00:05:37I know.
00:05:40Oh, thanks.
00:05:46Your jacket smells good.
00:05:53Are you the new girl?
00:05:55Yeah.
00:05:58I'm Chasen.
00:06:02Rose.
00:06:03Nice to meet you.
00:06:08Come on, Chasen.
00:06:09Home room's starting.
00:06:12Stay away from this trash.
00:06:13Might catch something.
00:06:15Ugh, look at the second-hand clothes.
00:06:18Let's go.
00:06:20Chasen, come on.
00:06:21Later.
00:06:22I'll wash your jacket.
00:06:25Oh, my God.
00:06:26Your jacket smells good.
00:06:28I'll wash your jacket.
00:06:29Yep.
00:06:30Kinda lame.
00:06:31Ugh.
00:06:32Clearly, I don't have a lot of experience with boys.
00:06:35Come on.
00:06:36Let's go.
00:06:37Come on.
00:06:38Let's go.
00:06:49Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:06:50Ladies and gentlemen, I'd like you to meet our new student, Rose Smith.
00:06:57Now, she's been homeschooled, and this is her first foray into public school.
00:07:02Pleased to make your acquaintances.
00:07:04I trust that you'll all welcome Rose, and that you'll answer any questions that she has.
00:07:10How would you like to be addressed?
00:07:11Is it just Rose?
00:07:13Yes.
00:07:14Rose will suffice.
00:07:15How about second-hand Rose?
00:07:18That's enough.
00:07:21Grab brackets.
00:07:27Ow!
00:07:28Ow!
00:07:29Oh, my God.
00:07:30Ow!
00:07:31There's something in my eye.
00:07:32What is it?
00:07:33Something's in my eye.
00:07:34I need my contact solution or something.
00:07:35Rose, can you go get it for me?
00:07:36Yeah.
00:07:37Where is it?
00:07:38Oh, my God!
00:07:39Oh!
00:07:40Oh!
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00:07:42Oh!
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00:07:53Oh!
00:07:55What are you doing in the boys' locker room?
00:07:56I...
00:07:57I thought that, um...
00:07:59Oh!
00:08:00Oh!
00:08:01Oh!
00:08:02Oh!
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00:08:11Oh!
00:08:12Oh, shit!
00:08:13Oh!
00:08:14Oh!
00:08:18Rose!
00:08:20Where are you?
00:08:22Are you showering with a boy?
00:08:24Uh!
00:08:25Rose!
00:08:26Are you showering with a boy?
00:08:31Rose!
00:08:35Slum, what are you doing in the boys' locker room?
00:08:38Chasen, is that you?
00:08:40Are you in there with Rose?
00:08:42Don't lie to me, I saw her come in here.
00:08:44What do I do?
00:08:56How is she not here?
00:09:00I gotta get out of here before I get caught.
00:09:26I'm so sorry.
00:09:36Ouch!
00:09:37Excuse you much.
00:09:42Why are you wet?
00:09:50How's your eye?
00:09:51Miraculously better.
00:09:56What exactly is going on here?
00:10:14Nothing.
00:10:15Absolutely nothing.
00:10:17But...
00:10:18I think someone switched the locker room signs.
00:10:21Hmm.
00:10:23Listen up secondhand, Rose.
00:10:25Chasen.
00:10:26Off limits.
00:10:28Understand?
00:10:30Unless you want high school to be a living nightmare.
00:10:33I'm not even ready for boys yet, so...
00:10:36You know what?
00:10:38With a little makeup, better clothes, and maybe a brush through your hair.
00:10:44You could almost pass as one of us.
00:10:47That's it.
00:10:48You are my new project.
00:10:49Tomorrow, my house makeover.
00:10:51Okay.
00:11:01You know what they say, right?
00:11:02Keep your friends close, and your competition closer.
00:11:06Ugh.
00:11:07Can't we re-sign up for the academic decathlon?
00:11:13It's gonna be so fun.
00:11:15Well, it's more than fun.
00:11:17I have to win that scholarship to go to college.
00:11:20You don't have money.
00:11:22We'll win.
00:11:23I promise we'll win.
00:11:25Plus, I'll get to hang out with Eric.
00:11:27You're crazy.
00:11:29Rose, what are you doing?
00:11:32We're signing up for the academic decathlon.
00:11:36Oh.
00:11:38Okay, well first of all, you can't hang out with Gabby.
00:11:41Gabby's a nerd, and Queen Bees don't associate with nerds.
00:11:44Secondly, the academic decathlon is for geeks and losers.
00:11:48Cheerleading tryouts are next week.
00:11:51Be there.
00:11:52I...
00:12:00It's okay.
00:12:02Being a Queen Bee is important, and it's your chance to be popular.
00:12:07It's not important to me.
00:12:09I mean, you're not that smart anyways, so...
00:12:13What are you talking about?
00:12:15I have a 4.0 and a 1500 SAT score.
00:12:19Just go.
00:12:20You're not gonna fit in anyway.
00:12:23Fine.
00:12:25Whatever.
00:12:33Wow.
00:12:34You're fitting in fast.
00:12:36That uniform looks a lot better on you than I expected.
00:12:42She means that as a compliment.
00:12:44Probably.
00:12:45Yeah, definitely.
00:12:46You know, it's not every day someone can go from background to center stage overnight.
00:12:51Yes, I'm a fast learner.
00:12:53Wow.
00:12:55So modest.
00:12:56Loves it.
00:12:58Hey, good form out there.
00:13:00Thanks.
00:13:02Not too bad for someone who almost knocked out a freshman with my pom-pom, huh?
00:13:06I would've paid to see that.
00:13:07Ah!
00:13:09Oh my God.
00:13:10Ow.
00:13:11I think I pulled something.
00:13:13You okay?
00:13:14No.
00:13:16Oh, God.
00:13:18Jason, I think I need a heroic accent.
00:13:22You're not serious.
00:13:23I am.
00:13:24If I fall and shatter my kneecap, it's your fault.
00:13:34Don't worry.
00:13:35I'll bring him back.
00:13:38Later.
00:13:40Yeah, I'll see ya.
00:13:42She's being nice.
00:13:43That's never a good sign.
00:13:44Oh my God, ew.
00:13:48Look at these losers.
00:13:50My bestie, Audrey Rose Wintersby, doesn't have to go to school.
00:13:53Private tutors.
00:13:55Well, maybe she wants to go to regular high school and be a regular teen.
00:13:59Um, no.
00:14:00She can't stand these plebeians.
00:14:01She told me so herself.
00:14:03Wow.
00:14:05You know, for fun, sometimes the girls and I, we start gossip chains to keep the plebes in their place.
00:14:11Gossip chains?
00:14:12Watch this.
00:14:14Now watch what happens.
00:14:15Ew.
00:14:16Hey, Eric.
00:14:21Just leave me alone, Gabby.
00:14:23Why don't you go hang out with your rich little friend?
00:14:24What?
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00:15:00What?
00:15:01you okay do you care of course i do you lied to me but you're audrey freaking whittersby
00:15:14wait what you let me sit there and open up to you like we were equals like you're not some
00:15:20big legacy with a tennis court and a driver and a cool estate who told you
00:15:25doesn't matter coach is looking for you yeah i'm coming gabby i'm so sorry i just want to end the
00:15:35gossip everyone thinks i hooked up with eric they're calling me take a thought
00:15:40okay i didn't start that but i also didn't stop it and i hate myself for that
00:15:49let me make it up to you
00:15:53how give me one chance this saturday i'm studying for the decathlon skip it i want to show you
00:16:05something no one gets to see no tricks just the truth
00:16:10if you're lying i swear to god
00:16:15i am so not dressed for whatever tax bracket this is relax it's just where i live it's not who i am
00:16:38you say that but i just pass a tennis quote with your name on it and you have a butler
00:16:44okay technically my parents do but yeah norman likes me better so
00:16:49why would you ever go to hayton high i was lonely and i wanted to meet you
00:17:09Why would you ever go to Hayton High?
00:17:16I was lonely.
00:17:17And I wanted to make friends.
00:17:21And I wanted a boyfriend.
00:17:24I would trade places with you every day.
00:17:27It's not all that.
00:17:30Plus, no amount of money can protect you from people like Sloane.
00:17:35So what are you going to do?
00:17:37I'm going to take her down.
00:17:41How?
00:17:42Do you want to know another secret?
00:17:43I'm actually really good at tennis.
00:17:47No way.
00:17:48No way.
00:17:49I could teach you.
00:17:51Girls Day and a vendetta.
00:17:54And that's rich.
00:18:07She did that on purpose.
00:18:25She looked me dead in the eye and bam.
00:18:27I barely know how to hold a racket.
00:18:30You can ask Abby.
00:18:31I missed like five in a row.
00:18:33She looked me dead in the eyes.
00:18:35It's called eye contact, Sloane.
00:18:38It's a basic social skill.
00:18:40She smiled when she hit me.
00:18:42I smile a lot.
00:18:44It's polite.
00:18:45Enough.
00:18:47This isn't court TV.
00:18:49Miss Smith, do you really expect me to believe that you're just an uncoordinated student who
00:18:56accidentally hit another girl in the face with a tennis ball?
00:19:02You should definitely believe that.
00:19:05I'm tragically unathletic.
00:19:08Liar.
00:19:09You're wearing like three different brands of lipstick and I'm the criminal?
00:19:13Fine.
00:19:16Listen here, Rose Smith.
00:19:18Consider this your strike one.
00:19:21Three strikes and you're out.
00:19:24Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:19:36Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:19:39What did you say?
00:19:41Tell me this on the ground.
00:19:43Oh, I've been looking for this.
00:19:47Eric, please.
00:19:48I'm just trying to live a normal life.
00:19:51Please don't.
00:19:52Yeah, no.
00:19:52Your secret's safe with me.
00:19:54Just like best friends.
00:19:59Um, okay.
00:20:02I think you swear.
00:20:05Uh, okay.
00:20:06I think you swear.
00:20:08So, you want to sit together at lunch?
00:20:12I already made plans to sit with Gabby.
00:20:17Eric, she didn't say those things about you.
00:20:20That was just Sloane doing a gossip chain.
00:20:22Right.
00:20:23No, figures.
00:20:26Pinky swear.
00:20:29Awesome.
00:20:30Awesome.
00:20:31Awesome.
00:20:31But the point being, Eric knows you didn't say anything and that it was all Sloane's gossip chain.
00:20:43Oh, my God.
00:20:44Oh, my God.
00:20:44I'm so relieved.
00:20:50So, you and Eric are hanging out now?
00:20:52Just friends.
00:20:56Promise.
00:20:57What the fuck is your problem?
00:20:58What the fuck is your problem?
00:21:00What are you talking about?
00:21:02Why are you being such a bitch?
00:21:05Look who's talking.
00:21:07You tormented Gabby.
00:21:09You torment everyone.
00:21:10Actually, you are the massive bitch.
00:21:13Okay, since when do you care about geeks and losers?
00:21:15Since forever.
00:21:16I have no idea what I was thinking hanging out with you.
00:21:21Oh, please.
00:21:22You loved it.
00:21:23You loved every second of it.
00:21:25I tolerated it.
00:21:27Because I thought there might be something decent under all that designer knockoff and ego.
00:21:32Oh, honey.
00:21:32Your halo?
00:21:33It's slipping.
00:21:34And yours was always fake.
00:21:37You have a complete lack of compassion for everyone around you.
00:21:54And, by the way, your taste is abhorrent.
00:21:58Okay, I don't know what that means, but it better mean awesome.
00:22:02It means it sucks, says the homeless white trash girl who dresses like a bum, says the low-class loser with the manners of a goat.
00:22:11Okay, well, you think you're better than me because you have some pity followers and Jason said hi to you?
00:22:16I've always been better than you.
00:22:17I was just too polite to say it.
00:22:19This is war, Rose Smith.
00:22:32Bring it on.
00:22:42You bitch!
00:22:49Hey.
00:23:13Hey.
00:23:14I need to ask you something.
00:23:17It's kind of important.
00:23:18No, it's really, it's actually kind of lame.
00:23:22What's up?
00:23:24I was hoping maybe you could coach me in tennis.
00:23:30After hitting Sloan in the face, I could really use the help.
00:23:33I can, yeah, definitely coach you.
00:23:36Cool.
00:23:37After school?
00:23:40After school.
00:23:42It's a date.
00:23:43I can't do it.
00:24:03I can't do it.
00:24:03Like this.
00:24:07Okay.
00:24:11Like that.
00:24:12Okay.
00:24:14Ready?
00:24:15Mm-hmm.
00:24:16Mm-hmm.
00:24:18Okay.
00:24:21Oh!
00:24:23Yeah.
00:24:24You should join the tennis team.
00:24:27You know, I think that's an excellent idea.
00:24:36Hey!
00:24:52You bitch.
00:24:54You won't get away with this.
00:24:57Whoops. Looks like laundry day came early.
00:25:10What the hell?
00:25:25No, no, no, no, no, no. You've got to be kidding me.
00:25:38Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
00:25:51Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
00:26:04Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
00:26:17Oh, my God.
00:26:30Go get dressed
00:26:39Checkmate
00:26:45Here take this it'll be a bit big on you, but at least you don't have to wear a towel
00:26:53I owe you one again. Yeah, what can I say? I'm reliable
00:27:00I
00:27:07Eric, huh, I don't even know what that means. He likes you. He doesn't even know me
00:27:14Some people notice more than they let on
00:27:19Maybe
00:27:26I'll explain in the car
00:27:30Okay, oh my god, there's no way that's her dad gross older guy even better
00:27:37This is gonna ruin her
00:27:39you
00:27:41Settle down settle down everybody people
00:27:55This is the first away game of the season remember you're representing the school
00:28:00Mind if I sit here, I'm actually saving it for someone
00:28:16Hey Rose saved you a seat
00:28:32Okay, no you don't
00:28:34Oh
00:28:36Jason
00:28:38Say about you
00:28:41Sorry Eric on the way back
00:28:43Yeah, okay sure
00:29:04Booby and I sit right here on my man's lap
00:29:09So seriously, there's no room
00:29:17Everyone I have an announcement to make I'm having a party Saturday
00:29:22And Audrey Rose Wintersby is gonna be there better show up
00:29:26So you're gonna go I don't think I'd be welcome
00:29:39Why not? I'll be going
00:29:41Well, okay then
00:29:44I'll go
00:29:46Listen, you want chase
00:29:55And I want Rose, so
00:29:57Well, looks like we have something in common
00:29:59Exactly
00:30:00I got a plan
00:30:02All right
00:30:16Here we go
00:30:18This was a mistake
00:30:19I don't belong here
00:30:21Yes, yes you do
00:30:22You're with me
00:30:22That's my point
00:30:24See, Eric is here
00:30:25I don't think I can take more rejection
00:30:27Oh
00:30:28This could be a turn
00:30:32Turning point
00:30:33Just stick with me
00:30:35Okay
00:30:36Okay, ready?
00:30:42Oh, yes
00:30:42Oh, look
00:30:46Rose decided to bring her emotional support charity case
00:30:50I found it
00:30:51Okay
00:30:51Hi
00:30:54No, thank you
00:30:57I don't drink
00:30:58Of course you don't
00:31:00So
00:31:02You virgins
00:31:03Ever been to a real party before?
00:31:07Oh my god
00:31:09You are virgins
00:31:10Shut up, son
00:31:11Stop being a jerk
00:31:12Okay
00:31:13How about a little game of truth or dare?
00:31:16Yeah
00:31:16Truth or dare
00:31:18Oh
00:31:26Gabby to Eric
00:31:27Truth or dare
00:31:28Eric, truth or dare
00:31:32Truth
00:31:33Oh my god
00:31:41Come on, Gabby
00:31:42We don't have all night
00:31:43What's your favorite color?
00:31:44What's your favorite color?
00:31:45Okay, what kind of question is that?
00:31:48Blue
00:31:48Virgin
00:31:49Sloan
00:31:50What?
00:31:53Okay
00:31:53Ooh
00:31:56Eric to Rose
00:31:58Okay
00:31:59Rose
00:32:00Truth or dare
00:32:01Dare
00:32:03You gotta give me a kiss
00:32:04Wait
00:32:06What?
00:32:07Come on, Rose
00:32:08Rose
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00:32:16Rose
00:32:17Rose
00:32:17What the hell?
00:32:27Hey
00:32:27Watch your ass
00:32:28Oh yeah
00:32:29What are you gonna do about it?
00:32:35No, Gabby
00:32:36Wait
00:32:36Let her go
00:32:37If you chase her
00:32:39She's just gonna be more embarrassed
00:32:40Okay
00:32:42Jason
00:32:43You're up
00:32:44Truth or dare
00:32:45Dare
00:32:46I dare you to ask
00:32:47The prettiest girl in the circle
00:32:49On a date for Saturday night
00:32:51Rose
00:32:54Will you go to dinner with me on Saturday?
00:32:58What?
00:33:01I'd love to
00:33:02Rose
00:33:06Rose
00:33:07Rose
00:33:08Rose
00:33:09Rose
00:33:10Rose
00:33:11Rose
00:33:12Rose
00:33:13Rose
00:33:14Rose
00:33:15Rose
00:33:16Rose
00:33:16Rose
00:33:17Rose
00:33:17Rose
00:33:19Rose
00:33:20Rose
00:33:20Rose
00:33:21Rose
00:33:25Oh!
00:33:25I'm so sorry
00:33:27Did I ruin your dime store blouse?
00:33:29Oh my god!
00:33:31Why don't you go to the bathroom?
00:33:32shit oh oh i'm sorry i thought the door wasn't i
00:33:45hi
00:33:48so beautiful
00:34:18what the what the
00:34:27what the
00:34:29oh
00:34:31oh
00:34:33oh
00:34:35oh
00:34:37oh
00:34:39oh
00:34:41oh
00:34:43oh
00:34:45wait what rose has an old sugar daddy gross
00:35:06it's true i've seen you together he's old and gross and sleeps over at his house
00:35:12i have photos
00:35:15he's not her sugar daddy
00:35:18but there is an even bigger secret
00:35:25i know exactly who that man is
00:35:27okay
00:35:36i know who that man is
00:35:39it's her dad come on you guys stop being so dramatic
00:35:43remember rose you invited me over to your place for the barbecue
00:35:47yeah that was a really fun day
00:35:49yeah oh my god shut up they're lying
00:35:53eric
00:35:57hey i just want to say thank you for saving my butt back there oh you got a nice butt
00:36:05eric we're just friends let's be more than friends
00:36:08please don't make this harder please
00:36:11okay stop hey i told you to watch your move
00:36:13asshole
00:36:14oh
00:36:21what are you laughing at loser
00:36:24where's audrey rose wintersby huh wasn't she supposed to come
00:36:26shut up she just called me and had an emergency
00:36:30liar you don't even know her
00:36:32yeah i do asshole no she doesn't know audrey rose wintersby because she is audrey rose wintersby
00:36:49she doesn't know audrey rose wintersby because she is audrey rose wintersby
00:36:55oh my god okay i've heard everything at this point her
00:37:02i can't do this anymore everyone is so evil
00:37:15they're horrible unlike you
00:37:20are you still up for saturday night
00:37:24no forget it forget everything you don't want to be seen with me
00:37:28i know eric was just joking he's an asshole but you don't have to feel bad for what that
00:37:35asshole did yeah yeah he was just kidding obviously i'm not audrey rose wintersby
00:37:44audrey rose wintersby wishes
00:37:49come on just say yes
00:37:50okay okay
00:38:03where i was early for my first real date
00:38:09hello this is rachel from shape lv
00:38:11unfortunately we're overbooked tonight but mr gray has called me to tell you that your new
00:38:17reservation has been moved to our sister restaurant shea maurice 7 p.m oh okay thanks
00:38:34um
00:38:39understand the assignment
00:38:42good
00:38:47um
00:38:57um
00:39:01Jason, I was just walking by outside
00:39:12and saw you sitting all by yourself.
00:39:20I've been stood up.
00:39:22Hey, Rose.
00:39:23Small world.
00:39:24What are you doing here?
00:39:28I was supposed to have a date
00:39:29with Jason.
00:39:32No, that's weird,
00:39:34because I heard he was out with Sloan today.
00:39:41What?
00:39:42Do you mind if I sit?
00:39:44Sure, go ahead.
00:39:55I'm waiting for Rose to join me for dinner.
00:39:58She's a half hour late.
00:40:00Really?
00:40:02I was at Chez Maurice
00:40:04and I saw her having dinner with Eric.
00:40:12What?
00:40:13I'm really sorry for what I did at Sloan's party.
00:40:19I was drunk and I know that's not an excuse.
00:40:21I know.
00:40:23But, um,
00:40:24look, there's something I gotta tell you.
00:40:28What?
00:40:29I'm so sorry, Jason.
00:40:31But, but, um,
00:40:33I have dinner with you.
00:40:36Yeah, it's fine.
00:40:37Be my guest.
00:40:38It's Jason.
00:40:39He's been talking shit about you all over school.
00:40:44What's he saying?
00:40:45That you're a clueless virgin
00:40:46and he'll be your first
00:40:48if it's the last thing he does.
00:40:50No.
00:40:53I'm gonna run to the bathroom.
00:40:56Okay.
00:40:57You okay?
00:41:22Yeah.
00:41:26What?
00:41:29Look, I'm really sorry, Rose.
00:41:32Yeah.
00:41:33I've been so stupid.
00:41:38I'll never speak to him again.
00:41:40It's probably for the best.
00:41:42That guy's a pig.
00:41:44Yeah.
00:41:44It's time to bring my baby home.
00:41:59Can you give me a ride home?
00:42:01Yeah.
00:42:02Yeah, sure.
00:42:02Let's go.
00:42:03Let's go.
00:42:05What is the last digit of the 7
00:42:24to the 2,000 of the 25th power?
00:42:30Hello?
00:42:32Hello?
00:42:32I don't care.
00:42:35Well, you will.
00:42:37And you're going to beat Sloan.
00:42:38And you're going to ace this.
00:42:40And...
00:42:41Oh, no.
00:42:43What now?
00:42:45Sloan posted this.
00:42:49Jason and Sloan?
00:42:51They were together last night.
00:42:53And they're going to prom together.
00:42:58But he said he liked me.
00:43:00Hey, virgin.
00:43:15Did you hear the news?
00:43:17Jason and I are fucking.
00:43:19And we're going to prom together.
00:43:22That's a lie.
00:43:23Just more of your petty, cretinous gossip.
00:43:26Oh, big word for the little virgin.
00:43:29Enough, Sloan.
00:43:31I'm done playing by your classless, moronic games.
00:43:38You're just a low-rent slut.
00:43:41Everyone knows it.
00:43:43And no one seems to care.
00:43:45And you're just jealous that Chasen and I hooked up.
00:43:48Actually, I'm not jealous.
00:43:50Because I don't believe it.
00:43:53And even if it were true, I wouldn't want him.
00:43:57Because I wouldn't want anyone who's touched your dirty, skanky mouth.
00:44:04You take that back.
00:44:06Or what?
00:44:10You take that back.
00:44:13Or what?
00:44:13Bitch fight, bitch fight, bitch fight, bitch fight, bitch fight, bitch fight, bitch fight, bitch fight, bitch fight.
00:44:23Girls!
00:44:26Girls, what's going on here?
00:44:28Ow, ow, ow, ow, my foot.
00:44:29Oh, my God, I think she broke my foot.
00:44:33Bros.
00:44:35This school has a zero-tolerance policy when it comes to violence.
00:44:40Third strike.
00:44:41You're out.
00:44:42Expelled.
00:44:43Now go get your things.
00:44:46But I didn't touch her.
00:44:49I didn't touch you.
00:44:51I said go.
00:44:53You heard the man go.
00:45:07And expelled.
00:45:09But the Academy Decathlon.
00:45:15We're going to be disqualified.
00:45:17I'm so, so sorry.
00:45:20You stupid idiotic.
00:45:31You stupid idiotic.
00:45:31You're a bitch.
00:45:33What?
00:45:34You heard me.
00:45:35You were jealous of no's.
00:45:37And because of that, I'm not going to go to college.
00:45:40Oh, honey, you were never going to college.
00:45:42You're too stupid.
00:45:44This has a girl whose body count is higher than her IQ.
00:45:47Shut up, you pathetic prude.
00:45:57Shut up, you pathetic prude.
00:46:03Gabby could be such a hot little chili pepper.
00:46:07Gabby, wait.
00:46:12I'm so, so sorry.
00:46:15A lot of good that does us now.
00:46:18We're disqualified, Rose.
00:46:21You got yourself kicked off the team, and now we've lost.
00:46:24But I tried.
00:46:25No, I don't get a scholarship.
00:46:28I don't get to go to college.
00:46:30And it's all because of you.
00:46:32But...
00:46:34You and your drama.
00:46:37Like, why couldn't you just be a normal person?
00:46:48That was so hot.
00:46:50That was so hot.
00:46:51I don't get caught.
00:46:51Sorry.
00:46:52Let's get caught.
00:46:53I'm so excited.
00:46:54Let's do this today.
00:46:55I'm sorry.
00:46:56I'm sorry.
00:46:59Let's do this.
00:47:00Let's do this.
00:47:00ŃŠµ basket-
00:47:32Hello, Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:47:57Hello, Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:48:00How'd you find out?
00:48:02Eric told me.
00:48:03Tell me.
00:48:05Tell me!
00:48:07She finally decided to be a decent person.
00:48:13Why didn't you tell me?
00:48:15I was going to.
00:48:17But then the whole date thing happened.
00:48:20And you and Sloane happened.
00:48:23And then you weren't speaking to me.
00:48:25Actually, no one is speaking to me.
00:48:30I sleep with Sloane.
00:48:33She drugged me.
00:48:34And the date thing was a setup.
00:48:38Eric told me it was some scheme that Sloane had.
00:48:42They set me up, too.
00:48:44I'm sorry.
00:48:44Why didn't you tell me?
00:48:57Why don't you want anyone to know who you are?
00:48:59I just wanted the chance to feel like a normal teen.
00:49:06And I wanted you to like me for me and not because of what I am.
00:49:14Rose, I'm crazy about you.
00:49:16I'm crazy about you, too.
00:49:24You're so beautiful.
00:49:25You're so beautiful.
00:49:55Why are you wet?
00:50:01It doesn't matter.
00:50:05I have an idea.
00:50:08What?
00:50:09Let's do something that normal teens do.
00:50:25You weren't going to go kill me at all.
00:50:29Okay, I give up.
00:50:31You should give up.
00:50:33I haven't played video games since I was a kid.
00:50:36You did pretty well for someone who threw a grenade at yourself.
00:50:42Is this what normal teens do?
00:50:45Yeah.
00:50:46Pretty much.
00:50:49And hang out with their butlers.
00:50:50Okay.
00:50:53That way I didn't even go.
00:51:07You're different when you're like this.
00:51:22Like what?
00:51:23Yourself.
00:51:29I never knew dates could feel this special.
00:51:33Neither did I.
00:51:37I don't want it to end.
00:51:42It doesn't have to.
00:52:00I'm a virgin.
00:52:07I love you, Rose.
00:52:24I love you, too.
00:52:27I love you, too.
00:52:57I love you, too.
00:53:00I love you, too.
00:53:02I love you, too.
00:53:07I love you, too.
00:53:17So how was it?
00:53:20It was amazing.
00:53:25Hey, do I look different?
00:53:29No, you look beautiful.
00:53:38I have something important to ask you.
00:53:41Uh-oh. What?
00:53:48Will you go to the prom with me?
00:53:56Will you go to the prom with me?
00:54:00Jason, I can't.
00:54:05I was expelled.
00:54:07What?
00:54:09Fuck.
00:54:11And I agreed to attend the opera that night.
00:54:14So much for being a regular teen.
00:54:31Hey, Jason.
00:54:33Hey.
00:54:35How's Rose?
00:54:37Bummed?
00:54:39I feel awful.
00:54:40I was so mean to her yesterday.
00:54:43Yeah.
00:54:45Thinking of doing something about it?
00:54:48Well...
00:54:50Maybe.
00:54:53Might not be a bad idea.
00:54:54I should be going to prom tonight, Norman.
00:54:56Yes, indeed. I am aware.
00:54:58But...
00:55:00I'm sure we're going to have much more fun.
00:55:03Are we ready to leave?
00:55:04Hey, Gabby.
00:55:05Rose.
00:55:06Get over here right away.
00:55:07Something's happened to Jason.
00:55:08Wait, what?
00:55:09What happened?
00:55:10Norman, we have to get to the school fast.
00:55:12No, no.
00:55:13No, no.
00:55:14No, no.
00:55:15No, no.
00:55:16No, no.
00:55:17No, no.
00:55:18No, no.
00:55:19No, no.
00:55:20No, no.
00:55:21No, no.
00:55:22No, no.
00:55:23No, no.
00:55:24No, no.
00:55:25No, no.
00:55:26No, no.
00:55:27No, no.
00:55:28No, no.
00:55:29No, no.
00:55:30No, no.
00:55:32Norman, we have to get to the school fast.
00:55:34Something happened to Jason.
00:55:35Quick, Jason.
00:55:46Jason.
00:55:47Where's Jason?
00:55:48Where's Jason?
00:55:49Where's Jason?
00:55:50She's so beautiful.
00:55:57People.
00:55:58Everyone.
00:55:59I'd like to introduce you to the real Rose Smith.
00:56:03Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:56:06Oh my God.
00:56:07Is she doing here?
00:56:08That's really Ozby Rose.
00:56:12Give me that.
00:56:13Jason.
00:56:14Jason.
00:56:15Jason.
00:56:16Hang on.
00:56:18Hang on.
00:56:19She can't be here.
00:56:20She's expelled.
00:56:22Security.
00:56:24Security.
00:56:25Nope.
00:56:26Keep it.
00:56:27Hang on, everyone.
00:56:28Gabby.
00:56:29Hang on, everyone.
00:56:30Gabby.
00:56:31Gabby.
00:56:32No, everyone.
00:56:33Turn it off.
00:56:34Turn off the videos.
00:56:35You see, it was Sloan that was being violent that day.
00:56:38Not Rose.
00:56:39And Sloan drug chasing to make it look like they slept together.
00:56:41And she also stole Rose's clothes from the locker room.
00:56:42You bitch.
00:56:43Security.
00:56:44Please escort you.
00:56:45what the no everyone turn it off turn off the videos you see it was Sloan that was being
00:57:00violent that day not Rose and Sloan drug chasing to make it look like they slept together and she
00:57:06also stole Rose's clothes from the locker room you bitch security please escort Sloan to my office
00:57:14no please no get off me do not touch me do you know how much I am work okay it's time to crown this
00:57:29year's prom king and prom queen first the prom king is chasing great
00:57:44and now the moment you've all been waiting for this year's prom queen is
00:57:55Audrey Rose Winterspeed
00:57:57come on get up there Ron
00:58:00come on
00:58:01come on
00:58:02come on
00:58:03come on
00:58:04come on
00:58:05come on
00:58:06come on
00:58:07come on
00:58:08come on
00:58:09come on
00:58:10come on
00:58:11come on
00:58:12congratulations
00:58:20thank you
00:58:21hi
00:58:23I know how difficult your teenage years can be
00:58:27no matter who you are
00:58:30between school, family, social media, or gossip, bullies, and mean girls
00:58:38this time can be exceptionally painful
00:58:41but
00:58:42for all the lows
00:58:45there are some
00:58:46amazing highs
00:58:48friends, laughter, basketball games, and hot fudge sundaes
00:58:53I mean let's face it
00:58:55high school can be the best time of our lives
00:58:57but remember to stay true to yourself and be proud of who you are
00:59:06because every single one of you is special
00:59:09and now I'd like to invite Gabby McDuff to the stage
00:59:15wait
00:59:16what?
00:59:16I'd like to introduce you all to a true prom queen
00:59:26she's smart and funny and charitable and loyal
00:59:30nobody would make a better prom queen than Gabby McDuff
00:59:35hey
01:00:00wanna dance?
01:00:03get lost asshole
01:00:07everyone
01:00:13all right, all right
01:00:15I know you want to get back to dancing
01:00:17but let's take a moment to recognize academic excellence
01:00:22we are proud to announce that
01:00:24Gabby has been awarded an academic scholarship
01:00:28Gabby, all that hard work has paid off
01:00:37congratulations
01:00:38yes, girl
01:00:52yes, girl
01:00:56And that's the story of how one simple little heiress got a regular happily ever after.
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