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00:13You know, Jim, when I play for the Globetrotters, I learn moves like this.
00:19The Globetrotters return Friday.
00:21Now, remember when I played for the Globetrotters?
00:23That's right.
00:23I had moves just like this.
00:25You okay?
00:26And Channel 3 is offering a discount for youths and seniors.
00:30Look at that. That's pretty good there. First shot.
00:32Curly, in my one game of the Globetrotters, I had to make a shot like this.
00:35Woo!
00:37Curly, when I was over in Italy, I stunned fans with moves just like this.
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01:13Court is in session weekdays at 4.30 on Channel 3.
01:17NBC News at this hour. I'm Robert Feazell.
01:20Romania's interim government announced on television that the army had executed the post...
01:25Them the third degree.
01:26And here they are.
01:30The sultry star of television's Golden Girls, Rue McClanahan.
01:35Night Court's wise-cracking bailiff, Marsha Warfield.
01:40One of Hollywood's busiest actors, Ned Beatty.
01:45And actor-director, multi-talented, Mario Van Peeble.
01:50And now, ladies and gentlemen, welcome the host of our show, Burt Convey.
01:59Oh, sit down.
02:01Thank you. I thank you all. Thank you.
02:03Will you sit down?
02:04Sit down.
02:05Thank you, everybody.
02:07I can do that.
02:08Thank you, everybody. Welcome to third degree.
02:11It is great to have you with us.
02:12And panel, behave yourself.
02:14I'm speaking to Ned, not with you guys.
02:16You look lovely.
02:17Rue, it's nice to have you with us.
02:18Nice to see you.
02:19Marsha, nice to have you. You look lovely.
02:20Well, thank you.
02:21I still wear these discount suits, and I like what you've got.
02:23That's a very nice suit.
02:24Don't apologize for the way you look.
02:26The shirt. You wouldn't know it's my sister's shirt.
02:27It's your sister's shirt?
02:29Yeah, yeah.
02:29We've got trouble already here.
02:30Okay, listen, panel, I would like you to know what we've got today.
02:34We have some wonderful relationships.
02:35We're going to have a really good time.
02:37And speaking of which, let's meet our first guest, shall we?
02:39Please, panel and ladies and gentlemen, say hello to Del and to Eddie.
02:43Hi.
02:43Hi, Del.
02:46Hi, Del.
02:47Hi, Del.
02:47I called you Eddie. Is that okay?
02:50Eddie is fine.
02:50Eddie is fine.
02:52We don't want to tip anything, but would you like to tell us anything about yourselves before we begin?
02:57Thank you so much.
02:58It's nice to have you.
02:59Okay.
03:01Don't applaud.
03:03You found out nothing yet.
03:04But you're going to have a good time.
03:05And the object of this game is for our celebrities here to find out what is the relationship between Del and Eddie.
03:12It's just that simple.
03:13Two rounds.
03:14First round is a minute.
03:15Second round is 30 seconds.
03:16And at the end of each round, I'm going to say, panel, what is the relationship?
03:19If they're wrong, our guests will collect $250.
03:23Now, if you stump the panel, you stump both teams, you will earn a bonus of $1,000, which
03:29means a total of $2,000 for you at the end of the round.
03:33Okay.
03:34Come on, Del.
03:35Hold on.
03:39I'm going to show you folks at home what the relationship is.
03:42But if you don't want to know, if you want to play along with us, turn your head, hide
03:45your eyes.
03:46And now that you've done that, I will show you what it is.
03:49How is the thunder?
03:52Okay.
03:53You got it?
03:54Okay.
03:55They know, right?
03:56The audience knows.
03:57Yeah.
03:58The audience knows.
03:59Everybody here knows.
04:00Everybody at home knows that wanted to know.
04:02Now, panel, I will tell you only this.
04:04It was an event.
04:05They were involved in an event.
04:07And we'll start with the men.
04:09Okay, guys?
04:09We're the only ones that don't know?
04:11You're the only ones that don't know.
04:12Mind out.
04:14What's going to happen?
04:14You have one minute to give them the third degree.
04:16Ask as many questions as you can.
04:18Are you ready?
04:18Ready when?
04:18Right now.
04:19Okay.
04:20Did money change hands?
04:21No.
04:23Wait a second.
04:23I got it.
04:24I got it.
04:24You guys both had your noses done by the same plastic surgeon over at Beverly Hills.
04:28I got it?
04:28Sit down.
04:29I didn't get it.
04:30Money didn't change hands.
04:31Money did not change hands.
04:32Was it a pleasant event?
04:34Yes.
04:35It was a pleasant event.
04:36Did you know each other before the event?
04:38Yes.
04:38You did.
04:39Were the other people at the event?
04:41Yes.
04:42Did they look like you?
04:44No.
04:44Have you guys known each other from in front?
04:46You went to meet?
04:47A long time?
04:49Oh.
04:49Yes.
04:50You've known each other for a long time.
04:51Have you known her as long as you've been alive?
04:54No.
04:54Has she known you as long as you've been alive?
04:56No.
04:57Well, you met with children?
04:58Was this event like a sporting event?
05:00Not really, no.
05:01Not really.
05:02A social event of some sort.
05:04A social event?
05:05Yes.
05:06Sort of.
05:07Sort of.
05:08Did someone else arrange the event?
05:10Yes.
05:11Someone else arranged the event?
05:13Was this longer than 10 years ago?
05:15No.
05:15Was this a blind date?
05:17No.
05:18Someone else arranged the event?
05:20Was that someone?
05:20All right, all right.
05:21Time is up, guys.
05:22That's one minute.
05:23It goes fast, doesn't it?
05:23Okay.
05:24It was pleasant.
05:25They did know each other before that.
05:27Talk it over, guys.
05:28See what you think.
05:29Sounds like me and my girl.
05:30Oh, yeah.
05:31Okay.
05:33Here we go.
05:34Okay.
05:34I need an answer, fellas.
05:36For $250, what is the relationship?
05:38They've been in an encounter recently.
05:41No.
05:42No, I wouldn't say so.
05:43$250 for you guys.
05:45Yeah.
05:49Okay.
05:50Okay, that's cool.
05:51That's the way we do it.
05:52We're rolling along now.
05:53Ladies, you have one minute to give them the third degree.
05:56Ready and go.
05:57First question, are you married?
05:58No.
05:59Are you related?
06:00At all?
06:00No.
06:01Was this a sexual?
06:02Was this a sexual?
06:04No.
06:05Was there a contest involved?
06:08Did somebody win something?
06:10Was there a prize?
06:11Was there a ribbon?
06:12Was there a...
06:13I mean, did you get a plaque?
06:15No.
06:15No.
06:16But there was a ribbon of some sort.
06:17There was nothing.
06:19Was it physical at all?
06:20You're lying.
06:21What was that?
06:21Was it physical?
06:22Was it a physical thing that happened?
06:25Yes.
06:25Were your bodies involved?
06:27Were there jokes involved?
06:28Was it anything funny?
06:30No.
06:30Was it a bad thing?
06:31Were you dressed when you did it?
06:32Were other people involved?
06:33Yes.
06:34Were other people involved?
06:36Did it take place in daytime?
06:37There were other people directly involved?
06:38Wait, wait, let's get the answer to that one.
06:40Was it...
06:40Did it take place in the daytime was the question?
06:42Sometimes.
06:43Did it take place outdoors?
06:45No.
06:45Outdoor?
06:45No.
06:46And there were other people that were directly involved with it?
06:48Yes.
06:49No.
06:50Was there a party?
06:51No.
06:51Was there a gathering?
06:52No.
06:52Was there something you do in front of your father?
06:54Wait, let's a gathering.
06:54Was there a gathering?
06:56Yes.
06:56Were there people...
06:57Were there spectators?
06:58You can answer that.
07:00Oh, yes.
07:01Yeah.
07:02People were spectators.
07:02Yeah.
07:02Okay.
07:03There were spectators.
07:04Okay, there were spectators.
07:04It was physical.
07:06It was in the form of a contest.
07:09It was physical, was it?
07:10Yes.
07:10And they were dressed.
07:11And it could happen...
07:12It was day and night, I suppose, is the answer to that.
07:15Ladies, talk it over.
07:16What do you think?
07:16What do you think?
07:16I'm wondering if there was some kind of hang gliding kind of thing.
07:19Maybe they...
07:20They said it wasn't physical.
07:20No, it is physical.
07:22Is it physical?
07:22Oh, it is.
07:23Oh, it definitely is physical.
07:24Yes.
07:24You've got a yes for that.
07:25Okay.
07:25We need your guest.
07:26What is the relationship?
07:27Okay, you met by you jumping off a cliff into water.
07:31No.
07:32I'd say no.
07:32That's $500.
07:33Nice going.
07:34Oh, yeah.
07:36It was physical.
07:38Your guest was worth it, I guess.
07:41You've learned some stuff now.
07:42You've learned that it was a contest, that there was in public, that it happened in the daytime,
07:47or it could happen in nighttime, it was in front of people.
07:49No, it was physical, fellas.
07:51You've got 30 seconds this time.
07:52Inside?
07:53Okay, now, we can't ask some questions, right?
07:54Was it on the land?
07:56Yes.
07:56It was on the land.
07:58On the land?
07:59Yes.
07:59It wasn't on the water in the air.
08:00It was on land.
08:01It was inside?
08:02It was inside.
08:04Was it part of the event that it needed to be inside?
08:06Was it a home?
08:07No.
08:08Was it a home?
08:08Anything to do with eating?
08:10No.
08:10A public building?
08:12Yes.
08:12A gymnasium?
08:13Is it an unusual event?
08:14Not a gymnasium.
08:16I guess.
08:16Was it a theater?
08:18Anything to do with business?
08:19No.
08:19A studio?
08:20No.
08:21It was like a hobby, a pastime, an activity.
08:24Bigger than a bread box.
08:25Sure it is.
08:25Okay, all right, all right, guys.
08:27That's it.
08:27Time is up.
08:28It was inside.
08:29It was in a public place.
08:30Public building, in a way.
08:31Talk it over.
08:34So what's it going to do with eating?
08:36No.
08:37They have no relationship.
08:38They have no relationship.
08:39You can't say they got it.
08:41They absolutely have one.
08:43All right, guys, I need you to guess.
08:45What is the relationship?
08:46One of them beat the other a billions tournament.
08:51No, $750.
08:52All right, so I am.
08:54And now, all right, you guys are 30 seconds away from $2,000.
08:58Good luck.
08:59Here we go.
08:59Ladies, up to you and go.
09:00Is this like a church?
09:02No.
09:02It was a public building, though.
09:04Yeah.
09:04Semi-public building.
09:06Like a VFW hall.
09:08I don't know.
09:08Was it something like that?
09:10Was it a community center or something?
09:13No.
09:13Did other people help you?
09:17Indirectly.
09:17Could anybody do this?
09:18Did they cheer?
09:19Could anybody do this?
09:20Could anybody do this?
09:21Could I do this?
09:23Yes.
09:23Could we do this?
09:24No.
09:25It takes a man and a woman.
09:26Ah.
09:27It takes a man and a woman to do this?
09:29Generally.
09:30Okay, do most people do this?
09:34Okay, that's it.
09:35Time is up, guys.
09:35Well, all right, talk it over, then I'll ask for your relationship.
09:39Do you think that we met at a kissing booth?
09:42All right.
09:42But close.
09:43I'm asking, what is the relationship?
09:45Correct?
09:45Time is up.
09:46What is the relationship between you?
09:47Go for it.
09:47You're met at a kissing booth.
09:50That's not technically right.
09:51I'm going to give you the news.
09:52You're wrong.
09:53I'm going to give you the $2,000, which is very close.
09:56Very close.
09:58Were we wrong?
09:59Was she wrong?
10:00Yeah, it was wrong.
10:01I wondered what it was.
10:02All right.
10:03Daryl and Ed, why don't you tell our panel exactly what this is about?
10:07No.
10:07Wait a minute.
10:08Did you think you know?
10:08Well, no, let's let them tell you what it is.
10:10We set the world's record for the longest kiss.
10:12Oh, man.
10:13Oh, man.
10:20I'm going to shake your hand.
10:23Okay.
10:23We like that.
10:24Why don't you guys give us a little demonstration and come on and say a little bit.
10:26Oh, we're going to break away and come back.
10:28We've got another relationship coming.
10:29It's a doozy.
10:30See you in a moment.
10:31Come on over and say hi to the gang.
10:32We'll be back in a few minutes.
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12:08There's something spreading in the third world.
12:12No one's immune to it.
12:15It passes from a mother to her children.
12:18From a man to his neighbor.
12:20And before long, it affects an entire village.
12:24It's called knowledge.
12:30Care.
12:31We're helping people learn to live without us.
12:34Okay, we're back.
12:42Okay, welcome back.
12:43Here we go.
12:44Nobody, no cigar on that time around.
12:45By the way, in case it didn't come out, you know, that they did kiss for 17 days.
12:50That's, that was the length of that world record kiss.
12:53That's a long one.
12:54I wasn't married that long.
12:55Yeah, I know he's married.
12:57All right, you ready to go, gang?
12:58Let's see if you'll do better with this, would you?
13:00Please welcome Amy and Danny, our next relationship.
13:03All right, Amy and Danny.
13:05Hi, Danny.
13:06Have a seat, kiddo.
13:08Hi, Amy.
13:09Nice to meet you.
13:10Have a seat, won't you?
13:13Well, welcome to Third Degree.
13:14It's nice to have you with us, kids.
13:16You want to tell us anything before we begin?
13:18Anything at all?
13:18Yeah.
13:19Come on, Danny.
13:20Come on, man.
13:20Not even a hint, huh?
13:22Nothing at all?
13:23No.
13:24Oh, I don't blame you.
13:24Okay, listen, we're going to show the relationship, so look away at home.
13:27Hide your eyes.
13:28If you don't want to know what it is, you want to play along, here it is.
13:32Okay, now, panel, I will tell you, I will tell you there is no information.
13:36I'm not going to give you any hint or any clue.
13:38We're just going to start right off with the women.
13:40So, ladies, you have one minute to give them the Third Degree.
13:42Ready and go.
13:43Is this the cutest story I've ever heard in my life?
13:45No.
13:46Are you related in the family?
13:48No.
13:48Okay, was there some sort of rescue involved?
13:52So, did Amy rescue Danny?
13:55Yes.
13:55Were you stuck in a pipe or something like that?
13:58No.
13:58There was no danger involved?
14:00Yes.
14:01There was.
14:01Were you in a tree or something?
14:03No.
14:03Was it someplace you're not used to going?
14:05No.
14:06In someplace you're used to being, but you were in trouble this time?
14:10I don't know.
14:11Did you call Amy?
14:12I think that's a yes.
14:13Did you call Amy?
14:14Or did she just happen by and help you?
14:17Happen by and help me.
14:18Okay, is she a neighbor?
14:20Yeah.
14:20Did it involve a vehicle of any kind, like an automobile or anything?
14:23No.
14:24Anything mechanical?
14:25Were you screaming?
14:26Did he say no?
14:27Was he?
14:29Did you say no?
14:30No.
14:30You got to try to keep up their past.
14:32Did she force you?
14:33You said no, right?
14:34Well, you did say no.
14:35Well, you were in real trouble.
14:36Were you in pain?
14:38No.
14:38Was there a dog involved or a pet?
14:40Yeah.
14:40Okay, and the pet came and got Amy and got you out of, like, a closet or something?
14:44All right, you're doing fine.
14:45Let me tell you what you got here.
14:46You're doing pretty good.
14:47She's right.
14:48There was a rescue involved.
14:49Amy rescued Danny.
14:51There was some danger.
14:52There was a pet.
14:54Talk it over, ladies.
14:55You're doing fine.
14:56I think the pet is the one that went and got Amy.
14:58Now, we don't f*** anyone.
15:00I think he was with us.
15:01Okay, we need to know.
15:03What is the relationship?
15:05Danny, you were in the root cellar, and the dog went and got Amy, and she got a ladder
15:09and came and got...
15:10Come on.
15:10No.
15:11That's $200 million for you kids.
15:12All right.
15:13All right.
15:13Very nice, darling.
15:17Okay.
15:18No, listen.
15:18It made perfect sense to me.
15:22Wrong, but perfect sense.
15:23All right, guys.
15:23You got one minute to give him a third degree.
15:25You ready?
15:25And go.
15:26Have anything to do with water?
15:27No.
15:28What about fire?
15:29Yeah.
15:29Fire was involved?
15:30Was the pet in danger?
15:32Yeah.
15:32Was the pet a dog?
15:34Yeah.
15:34Did he raise, you know what, when the fire was going?
15:37No.
15:38He didn't bark?
15:39No.
15:40He didn't bark or carry on?
15:41Were you in danger or was the pet in danger?
15:43Both of us.
15:44Both of you were in danger?
15:45And you were in danger from burning?
15:47Yeah.
15:47And she came along and saved you.
15:49Are we looking for how Amy figured it out or found out?
15:53Did she see the smoke?
15:54Well, I think we really got the essence of the relationship.
15:57You saved him as pet from a fire?
15:59The fact is, Amy saved Danny from a fire.
16:01You got it.
16:02You got it.
16:02Hey, what a fuck.
16:03What a fuck.
16:04I don't want to say it.
16:06I don't want to say it.
16:08But you got it.
16:09You got it.
16:09I don't want to say it.
16:10I don't want to say it.
16:10It's a boot color.
16:12How'd you do that?
16:13All right.
16:14Can we get a note?
16:15Yes.
16:15Now we're going to find out about this story.
16:17So, Danny, what was your reaction when Amy pounded on your door and said that the house
16:21was on fire?
16:25You didn't really know, I suppose, right?
16:27You were passing by, Amy?
16:28My friend came over and she told me that their house was on fire.
16:31It would be a hot party.
16:32But I know for a fact that no one was allowed in.
16:35How come you were the only person that was allowed into the house?
16:38They have a dog and it knows me, but not really a lot of people.
16:41So, let me know.
16:42What did I hear backstage?
16:43Did you hear something backstage?
16:44Yes.
16:44Do you like to meet the animals?
16:46Yes.
16:46People that were saved in the fire?
16:48Here they are.
16:49Come on out, gang.
16:51Oh, my God.
16:52Oh, my God.
16:52Oh, my God.
16:54Oh, my God.
16:54Oh, my God.
16:56Oh, my God.
16:56Oh, my God.
16:56Oh, my God.
16:57Hi, baby.
16:58Hi.
16:59Oh, look at this.
17:00Oh, my God.
17:02Oh, yeah.
17:03These are the animals that are saving the fire.
17:05Thank you, Amy.
17:05Say hello to everybody.
17:06Saved all these little fellas.
17:07Saved all these little fellas.
17:08We'll be back in a moment with our next relationship.
17:17Yeah.
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19:37We're back, ladies and gentlemen.
19:39Fellas, you got that one.
19:42Whoa, hello.
19:43It's a good thing we have a speckled rug here.
19:45I think we probably broke a little new ground with that one.
19:47Wasn't that adorable?
19:48I think that little puppy lost half its weight.
19:51I've never seen anything like that.
19:53Whoa.
19:53Okay, if you're ready to go, we've got another relationship.
19:56You're going to love this one.
19:57This is great fun.
19:57Please welcome Henry and Gene.
19:59Come on out, okay?
20:05Hi, Gene.
20:06Have a seat once again.
20:08Hi, Henry.
20:09Have a seat.
20:10There you are.
20:12Okay, now, welcome to third degree.
20:14It's nice to have you both.
20:16Henry, of course, I know Henry.
20:18Would you like to tell us anything at all?
20:20Share something with us, perhaps, about your relationship.
20:23No.
20:23Would you like to tell us where you're from or anything like that?
20:26No.
20:27Okay, I understand.
20:28Lots of luck.
20:30Yes, right.
20:30Lots of luck.
20:31You don't have to give anything away.
20:32We'll tell everybody at home to look away now if you want to play along.
20:35Otherwise, here it is.
20:37All right, now, panel, I'm only going to tell you that they have a working relationship.
20:56That's all I'm going to tell you.
20:58We're going to start with the guys.
20:59This time you've got one minute to give them a third degree ready and go for it.
21:02Did this working relationship start at a particular event in your lives?
21:06No.
21:07Is it medically related?
21:10There's nothing medical about this.
21:11You coordinate the socks and the tires.
21:13Is it got anything to do with fashion?
21:14You're into fashion?
21:15No.
21:15No, that's not it.
21:17Has this been going on for more than 20 years?
21:19No, no, no, no, no.
21:25More than 10 years?
21:27Yes.
21:27More than 10 years.
21:28It's been 10 and 20 years.
21:29This has been going on.
21:31So what happened when you were both mature, fully grown people?
21:34It's got anything to do with sports.
21:36No.
21:37Nothing to do with sports.
21:38Nothing therapeutic.
21:39Were other people involved in your getting together and your working relationship?
21:43Yes.
21:44All right.
21:44When you first started working together, did you start working together in a company?
21:47Yes.
21:48In a company.
21:49Was this a corporate company?
21:51Is it something pretty big that we could...
21:53Yes.
21:54All right.
21:56Let's see if we can find out what area...
21:58Is this company, was it involved in transportation?
22:02No.
22:03That's a no.
22:03Okay.
22:04They were involved in a company for more than 10 years.
22:07Fellas, talk it over.
22:14Okay.
22:15Wow.
22:15That's 15 years ago.
22:16Do you have anything to do with the dating service?
22:18No.
22:19No.
22:19No, that's $250 for Gene and Henry.
22:21Thank you very much.
22:24Okay.
22:28It is.
22:30It is a working relationship.
22:31We did tell you that much.
22:32So ladies, you've got one minute now.
22:34Ready and go.
22:34Are you a pimp, Henry?
22:36Are you a pimp, Henry?
22:37What?
22:40Do you see me in my hat?
22:46Yes.
22:47He had a nice outfit on.
22:48He's in a sexual relationship.
22:50I would only hope so.
22:54Is what you do legal?
22:55No.
22:56Are they decided?
22:56It's not legal?
22:57No.
22:58You steal things?
22:59No.
23:00No, no.
23:01It's legal.
23:02It's legal.
23:02Do you do it in...
23:02But is it kind of iffy?
23:05No.
23:06Is it like mail order something?
23:08No.
23:08Do you do it in the nude?
23:10In the nude.
23:11Are you obsessed?
23:13I would like to, but no.
23:15No.
23:15Is this a physical activity?
23:17No.
23:18No.
23:18Is there money involved?
23:20Yes.
23:21Do you make money together?
23:23Mm-hmm.
23:23Is it something that you sell?
23:26No.
23:27You don't sell anything?
23:28No.
23:28Do you manufacture?
23:29You don't manufacture or sell anything?
23:30So you perform this?
23:31You perform to make this money?
23:33Yes.
23:34You perform together?
23:35Oh.
23:35Mm-hmm.
23:36Okay, good.
23:37They perform together.
23:38There is money involved.
23:39Talk it over, ladies.
23:41Ooh, they perform together and there's money involved.
23:44I think they're aerial.
23:48Okay, ladies, I need to answer what is the relationship.
23:58He taught her how to play the banjo and now they're taking the act on the road.
24:01Tie-by walkers.
24:02Tie-by walkers.
24:03What is it, gang?
24:04That's a no, right?
24:05No.
24:05That's a no.
24:07$500.
24:10Okay, gentlemen, you've learned some good information.
24:13You have 30 seconds.
24:14Go.
24:14Cartoon voice.
24:17Mm-hmm.
24:17Voicetovers.
24:18All right, do you do two particular voices that you've been doing together for a long,
24:21long time?
24:22Yeah.
24:23Are you the, are, are, are, are.
24:25They do voiceovers together.
24:26Come on.
24:26No, no, no, no, no.
24:27They're, uh, they're not the Jetsons.
24:29They are, you're not the Jetsons.
24:30They're the Flintstones.
24:31Yeah, Flintstones.
24:31Yeah, Flintstones.
24:33You know, I know, I hear the voice and he didn't want to talk.
24:54That's right.
24:54He didn't want to talk.
24:55You know, he didn't want to talk too much.
24:56Well, of course, welcome to Fred and Wilma Flintstone.
25:00Can we have a little Fred and Wilma for you?
25:01Wilma, will you get me down my bowling ball?
25:04Fred, get it down yourself.
25:06Yeah, but that would do.
25:09Come say hello to the camera, won't you?
25:12Okay, we'll be back in a moment.
25:14Don't go away.
25:15One third degree in government.
25:16See you.
25:17Yeah, but that would do.
25:19We'll be back in a moment.
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28:01Oh, yes.
28:01Hello.
28:03Okay.
28:04We've got to say goodbye.
28:05Next time, right here in 3rd Degree, we'll look for you.
28:08I hope we're developing a relationship.
28:09Goodbye, everybody.
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