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00:00That tells you all you need to know.
00:01And, yes, the Giants, they won yesterday.
00:03They got the series win against the Pirates.
00:05They desperately needed it.
00:06It's two in a row.
00:07Do it against the Nationals.
00:08They're not dead yet.
00:10But for me, for today, I am all in on the San Francisco 49ers,
00:14and I'm all in on the listeners, all the Niner fans.
00:16We want to hear from you today.
00:17Come on.
00:18Come stop by.
00:196 to 10.
00:20It's going to be Spadoni and Shask at the Morning Roast,
00:22Laughing Monk Brewing here in Sunnyvale.
00:24And then after we're done, stick around,
00:26because you've got Stiney and E-Dog Evan Giddings right after that.
00:2910 to 2.
00:30And Stiney, hey, he might be here all night.
00:32Who knows?
00:33Until they close.
00:34It may be after hours.
00:35No one not Steinmetz, right?
00:36You know why today is important.
00:39It was funny.
00:39The boss turns and he's like, well, it's just a practice,
00:41and they play on Saturday.
00:43Kyle Shanahan's made it very clear, and he's not the only one.
00:45I think Belichick's talked about this.
00:48The preseason, the games that they're charging us full dollar for
00:53if you're a season ticket holder,
00:54they aren't as meaningful as they were 15 years ago.
00:57Once Sean McVay decided that they're not going to play anybody in these games,
01:02these exhibition games, these preseason games,
01:05joint practices, because they feel like they can get more out of them,
01:10are more important to people like Kyle Shanahan.
01:12He's said it.
01:13Other people from his coaching tree have said it,
01:16and it feels like consensus around the league,
01:18days like today, which are unfortunately not open to every single fan.
01:24The only people that are going to be able to see are the media,
01:26some of the fans that have bought tickets or have tickets to go today.
01:30That's why today is so important,
01:32and you're able to work on specific drills and go up against another opponent
01:36that isn't a 49er.
01:38You know, the Ricky Pearsall's probably sick of seeing Upton Stout,
01:42sick of seeing De'Aman O'Leonore, whoever it might be.
01:45Michael Williams is probably sick of going at Pooney and Bartsch
01:48and some of the offensive linemen.
01:50But, well, now you have an opportunity to go up against another opponent,
01:53and I bet it's going to get nasty.
01:54No, I hope it does.
01:55It's going to get nasty, and you're going to be having people separate.
01:57Did you see Mike Vrabel yesterday?
01:59He had to get into it during that.
02:00The Patriots practice, Mike Vrabel, according to reports,
02:02had a bloodied face because he tried to break up a fight happening on the field.
02:06Mike Vrabel's one of those guys.
02:07I don't foresee Kyle Shanahan or Sean Payton doing that,
02:10but there's certain coaches like Dan Campbell.
02:12He'd be down for that, right?
02:13Well, Dan Campbell and Mike Vrabel I think would be the two last men standing
02:17if we were doing a Royal Rumble of NFL coaches.
02:21Yeah.
02:21Don't sleep on Pete Carroll.
02:22The guy's 73 years old.
02:23You're sticking around for a long time.
02:25I'm sleeping on him.
02:25The Air Monarchs.
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02:37And, yeah, we're not coming to you live from Laughing Monk Studios.
02:40We're coming to you live from Laughing Monk itself here in Sunnyvale.
02:43Righteously Brewed, though, in San Francisco.
02:45This place is incredible.
02:46It's my first time here, Joe.
02:48It's so nice.
02:49And we've got a pond in the back.
02:50We've got pine trees.
02:52There's like 50 or 60, hundreds of thousands of seats in here, it feels like.
02:56All the TVs everywhere, it's going to be popping.
02:58Come down, say hi again.
03:00We're going to be here all day long.
03:01Morning roast and the midday show.
03:03And all football season.
03:04I think that's pretty cool.
03:05That's right.
03:06So, like, you know, we were always looking for a place to party before the games,
03:09and Sam and the crew here at Laughing Monk are going to have it set up for every single game day.
03:14This is the place to come to before.
03:17Maybe you don't have tickets.
03:18You want to hang out during and get the vibe and get the feel of actually going into the stadium without actually going.
03:24Or you can come here afterwards and kind of soak up the excellence of a win or the sadness of a loss.
03:31Exactly.
03:32And what better place to do it than right here at Laughing Monk Brewing in Sunnyvale.
03:35By the way.
03:36God, it's so nice out here.
03:37It's going to be beautiful today.
03:38It's going to be toasty.
03:38I put on my SPF, by the way.
03:40Don't worry.
03:40I know you were very concerned about me when you said yesterday.
03:42You should wear a hat.
03:43I don't wear hats, Joe.
03:44I don't look good in them.
03:45I don't like them.
03:46Well, I want you to know that the—
03:47I put SPF all over my face, all over my neck.
03:50I'm okay.
03:50All right?
03:51Okay.
03:51Thanks, Dad.
03:52You made me feel bad yesterday.
03:54Look, I mean, look, I'm just going to tell you right now that I have a full ensemble change that I will be jumping into.
03:59Oh, my God.
03:59Because by the time we get out of here, the sun will be really starting to go up, up, up.
04:05And Joe is going to be draped, draped, draped in one of his big, giant pink golf hats.
04:09Are you going to be like one of those lifeguards at the beach with the zinc oxide just on the schnoz?
04:13No.
04:14And you're going to be—
04:14No, that's not you.
04:15I don't like when I put, like, sunscreen on.
04:17And, like, if you have a slight beard, it kind of, like, the white gets everywhere, and then you look pasty and pale, and, yeah, it's not a good look.
04:26But I will be wearing shorts, a Hawaiian shirt, and my golf hat.
04:29Okay, thanks.
04:30So, like, you're golfing in Hawaii, basically, but you're going to be out of my stadium.
04:33I can't golf in a Hawaiian shirt.
04:36The sleeves are too restrictive.
04:37That's a Sam Lubman look.
04:38And, by the way, shout-out Carter and Sam Lubman for back at the studio.
04:41We appreciate you guys.
04:41Nah, we don't have to shout them out.
04:42Oh, no, we do.
04:43And shout-out to great Tim Jordan here, our producer-slash-engineer today extraordinaire.
04:47I am surprised Lubman's not here.
04:49He loves free food.
04:50Well, he does.
04:51Maybe—well, he brought me back free food last time, and I can bring it to him maybe this next time.
04:55Well, he is working with the landman back there.
04:57So, you know, Carter has so much money.
04:59I'm sure that the butler will bring them some breakfast this morning.
05:03No one likes—
05:03It's already on the way, actually.
05:04Other people's money.
05:05Already a new—wow, look at that.
05:07And Matt Ahegan, I'd shout him out, but he already left.
05:10Start of the show, look at that.
05:10Well, he's got to fire off some heaters.
05:12There you go.
05:13There's a pack of Marlboros he's got to burn.
05:16What are you most looking forward to at the start of joint practices today, Joe?
05:20There's a lot of question marks, and probably the biggest one—hell, we talked about it most of the show yesterday—
05:24was Christian McCaffrey.
05:26The medical for that guy is—what are you laughing at?
05:29Well, no, you're asking, like, what am I most—okay.
05:32I'm not pretending like I'm some high-level player or coach.
05:35That's not—practice is not just practice.
05:38I think there's this sentiment, just in general, about practice.
05:42These—whether at any level we're talking about, to me, these are preparations for the game.
05:48That's how I view it through a coach's eye, through a player's eye.
05:52And I think as I've gotten older, my perspective on practice has changed dramatically.
05:57NFL, more than any other sport, you practice six, seven times to the one game that you play.
06:03Five times to the one game that you play once the regular season starts.
06:06And so, practice is the most important in this sport because you cannot go and just shoot hoops like you can
06:14and work with your trainer individually.
06:16In the NFL, the only way to simulate actual football is putting pads on and going 11-on-11.
06:23It's really difficult to just have, you know, individual cone drills or whatever, or you work with your quarterback.
06:29And, yeah, you can work on the timing, and you can work on all that.
06:31But the whole choreography of 11-on-11 requires unbelievable focus for the hour and a half
06:38or however long they're out on that field today because it'll vary depending on how many periods they end up doing.
06:44You can only simulate real NFL football being on that field.
06:49And I love the intensity of all the assistant coaches that are going to be on the field,
06:54all of the ball boys and guys that are kind of like, not necessarily that they're interning,
06:58but they're on the low level, right?
07:00And I'm thinking, who's that guy?
07:02He might be someone someday.
07:04That might be the next Mike or Kyle Shanahan.
07:06Well, the Mike McDaniels of the world, right?
07:07Exactly.
07:08Like, that was the guy who was literally a ball boy for the Denver Broncos,
07:11had a relationship with Kyle Shanahan back when they were both young in Denver,
07:14when his dad, Mike, obviously, was coaching there.
07:16Should be in the Hall of Fame, by the way, won Mike Shanahan, but he's not.
07:18But that, exactly, it starts there.
07:20You think of guys in the NBA and Eric Spolstra of the world.
07:23Yes, cutting film.
07:24Cutting film, right?
07:25And then now he's one of the best coaches in the history of the league.
07:27And so, like, for me, there's this whole, like, pomp and circumstance of you get onto the field,
07:32you look around, and just seeing people that are at the top of their craft doing it.
07:37And I'm not just talking about the coaches.
07:38Now I get to the players.
07:40Walking out and just seeing Bosa and standing 20 feet away from him,
07:44you realize, oh, my God, this guy's been lifting weights since he was four years old.
07:49LJ, you've got a long way to go.
07:50You've already got him there?
07:51Don't be Todd Marnovich's dad, please.
07:53We're working on planks.
07:54Okay.
07:55We're working on planks right now.
07:56I love plyometrics.
07:57Can he walk without falling?
07:58Yeah.
07:58Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
07:59No, he's sprinting.
08:00Full sprinting.
08:00Yeah, yeah.
08:01We're working on hitting off the tee and then running.
08:03I always love it.
08:03So you hit and then you run.
08:05I always love when you have the checkups, right,
08:07and, like, the doctors are looking at the legs,
08:08and they're just, like, full of bruises when they're, like, two or three.
08:10It's just, like, this is normal bruising.
08:12I was just, like, anything else is, like, concern, right?
08:14But, like, the kids are falling all over the place.
08:16I love that.
08:17There's a family that is basically like family to me,
08:20and my dad's best friend, John Bologna.
08:23I swear to God, his boys have been lifting weights since they were in kindergarten,
08:26Richie and Johnny.
08:27And so when you see Bosa, you're like, oh, my God, G.I. Joe figures don't have the abs that this guy has.
08:33It's the defensive and offensive linemen.
08:36When you get up close with these guys, you truly marvel at them.
08:40It's, like, it's, no, it's incredible.
08:42It is.
08:42And then you see certain quarterbacks in the league,
08:45and the shapes and sizes of them can vary left to right.
08:48Hell, you're going to look at Brock Purdy,
08:51and he might be an inch or two taller than you or I, Joe.
08:54He might be the same height.
08:55Who knows on the field of cleats without cleats.
08:57And then you've got a guy like a Josh Allen,
08:59who's just as big as some of these defensive linemen you're seeing.
09:03But that's the great part about the NFL, man.
09:05Like, you have Drew Brees is of the world.
09:07You have Tom Brady's of the world.
09:09Or you can have a Cam Newton, Josh Allen, a Patrick Malms, Lamar Jackson, all these guys.
09:13And I can't wait to see some of these guys.
09:15Hey, we're going to see a DPOY on the field today.
09:18Pat Sertan, I think, is so slept on because he's a secondary player,
09:22but I'm very curious to see how he's going to look,
09:24how Brock is going to look against him.
09:26Is he going to try to bait Brock Purdy at times, right?
09:28So I'm very curious to see how that is going to shake out today.
09:31And 888-957-9570 is the number to call or text the Boxer and Gerson Work Injury Attorney's text line.
09:38The phone lines are open, people.
09:40888-957-9570.
09:42You know, you're going to have all of this with the backdrop of music being played,
09:45and so there's going to be all this new music that I'm going to be able to consume,
09:48and then I'm going to try to find it on my phone if I like the song.
09:51Well, a lot of Lil Wayne, right, still, that's Shanahan's boy, right, Lil Wayne?
09:55Yeah, I don't know who's in control.
09:56I'm going to have to go over and see who's DJing.
09:58I'm not sure.
10:00And then you're also going to have all of what I call the luminaries,
10:03meaning the pillars of the organization from yesteryear.
10:06Is Willis going to be there?
10:08Is Gore going to be there?
10:09Keenan Turner's usually walking around, and Guy McIntyre's walking around.
10:12I live for being able to, like, just see the OG 49ers walking around.
10:18I think that's cool.
10:19Well, a couple weeks ago, who did we see?
10:21We saw Frank Gore.
10:22We saw Patrick Willis.
10:23T.O., obviously, his son being a part of the team.
10:25Like, I would love to see that.
10:26And then, obviously, conversely, this is a storied franchise we're going up against.
10:29Is John Elway going to be down there?
10:31I know.
10:31That's actually a good point.
10:32What's up with John Elway?
10:33These are Stanford, obviously.
10:34Well, and Mike Shanahan has old-school ties with the Broncos,
10:37so I'm sure that he'll be somewhere in the Jerusalem Cruisers.
10:41You know, he'll be wearing the Guru shoes.
10:43I'm talking about sandals.
10:44And, you know, like, it's going to be really fun.
10:47And, you know, Kyle grew up in Denver, so he's got some type of ties.
10:54And it's going to be awesome.
10:55And then all the fans being there.
10:56And this is going to be a great day.
10:59I'm fired up for this one.
11:00I actually have five Niners at some point that I will give you the list of who I want to see up close and personal.
11:07And there's a couple of Broncos I'm looking to see.
11:09Like, Bo Nix is a great example.
11:11How big is Bo Nix?
11:12Right.
11:12And this is a guy that Sean Payton, and we alluded to the comments yesterday,
11:16that he thinks in the next two or three years could be a top four quarterback in the league.
11:20That's strong.
11:21Can you be one in your own conference in the AFC?
11:24Because within your own division, you're still the third best, probably.
11:27Obviously, Patrick Holmes.
11:28You got Justin Herbert.
11:30You got Geno Smith.
11:30The Bo Nix obviously would be the third to round out that bunch.
11:33So, 888-957-9570.
11:35Spadoni at Shasky.
11:36We're live down here at Laughing Monk Brewing in Sunnyvale.
11:39Well, we'll be here from 6 to 10.
11:42Stiney and E-Dog from 10 to 2.
11:44Come down.
11:44Say what's up.
11:45Yeah, and then, like, you know, CMC, Bosa, Purdy, Kittle.
11:51I mean, they got some top dogs.
11:53Trent Williams.
11:54Fred Warner.
11:54Fred Warner.
11:55Oh, Kittle, by the way, he's back.
11:57Smelling salts are okay, by the way, people.
11:58We're back.
11:59It was fake news.
12:00Explain that whole story.
12:02All right.
12:02So, the memo came out from the league yesterday.
12:04We talked about it.
12:05George Kittle was upset.
12:06Baker Mayfield was upset.
12:07I didn't realize how big of a deal smelling salts were in the NFL until I heard how sad
12:12the players were talking about them potentially getting taken away.
12:15But there was a memo sent out from the league saying the league will no, like, leagues and
12:20teams will no longer provide smelling salts.
12:24But that doesn't mean the players themselves cannot provide them on game day.
12:29So, they still can take them.
12:30But the teams, the doctors, whoever, the powers that be will not provide them.
12:35It'll have to be out of pocket, Joe.
12:37But they're not banned.
12:37It's okay.
12:38Smelling salts are back, baby.
12:39I need somebody.
12:40That's what Tim Jordan took this morning when he got here at 3 a.m.
12:42There's so many, like, key bump jokes that can be had on the sidelines.
12:47I'm imagining, like, somebody, like, hey, man, you got a little something for me?
12:50Like, just the star face means you got something for me.
12:53Exactly.
12:53They're just going to be glorious.
12:55And Carter is somewhere smiling behind the glass thinking about what I just referenced.
12:59No, Carter has his zins.
13:00That's his choice these days, the little dip pouches.
13:04Yeah.
13:04Apparently, you can't have those flavored anymore.
13:06I used to dip back, like, in college.
13:08Okay.
13:09So, the zin things.
13:09My brother's in on them.
13:10But apparently, there are places out there where you can still find flavored ones.
13:16Flavored ones.
13:17You got to know a guy.
13:18You got to know the people.
13:19You got to know a guy.
13:19It used to be where you can get, and again, this is 620 a.m., so the kids that are waking
13:23up for school, hello, how you doing?
13:25Don't drink.
13:26Don't do tobacco products.
13:27That's being said.
13:29Goodbye.
13:30It used to be where you were 18, and you could go out there and get some scratchers and get
13:34some pack of cigarettes and stuff.
13:35And now it's 21.
13:36I always keep forgetting that.
13:37So, there you go.
13:38Joe, I had the fake ID with the braces.
13:40I could get whatever I wanted whenever I needed it.
13:42Oh, really?
13:43Yes.
13:43You were Jay Paul?
13:44TJ's laughing, but he knows it's true.
13:46He knows it's true.
13:47Yes, sir.
13:48I'm 22.
13:48Oh, my God.
13:49By the way.
13:50With my braces.
13:50By the way.
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