00:00Hey, Hazel, look who's going out to look for a husband.
00:27Not Prissy.
00:28Oh, yeah, old square britches herself.
00:41If you ask me, the poor old thing couldn't catch a husband with a bear trap.
00:49Carol, here she comes.
00:53Happy husband hunting, dearie.
00:55Did you take something with you to clunk him on the head with?
00:59Oh, yeah.
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01:33Look, let's see.
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01:35Of course, you know, this means war.
01:52Huh? Now, what do we got here?
01:55All right, sister. Out with it. Let's have it.
02:01Now, what? I say, what's the big idea bashing me on the noggin with a rolling?
02:05Pin. Clunk enough, people, and we'll have a nation of Lump Heads.
02:12Now, hold on. That was a joke, girl. Lump. Heads. Lump Heads. Nothing to cry about.
02:19Now, let's hear your side of the story, sister.
02:22I know just what you're going to say. You're looking for a husband.
02:30Well, you're going about it all wrong, girly. You don't bat him on the bean with a rolling pin.
02:36That comes later. Now, you take that rooster yonder. There's a fine bachelor rooster.
02:43But, uh...
02:44You're right. He does look like a dog. But he's a rooster, all right. I say, he just wears that dog suit to keep the lovesick hens away from him.
02:55Ooh.
02:55Now, here's how to get him. I say, everybody knows that the way to a man's heart is through his stomach.
03:03So what you do is take this fine cassava melon over to him, show him what you got, but don't let him have it.
03:11You got to tease him a little. Make him chase you.
03:14Look, sister. Is any of this filtering through that little blue bonnet of yours?
03:19Yours.
03:23Nice girl, but about as sharp as a sack of wet mice.
03:28Psst.
03:28For me?
03:35This clock's off a runyon.
03:39All right, Salome.
03:41Give Papa the pretty melon.
03:42Give me that cassava, you pea-brain.
03:51Ooh. He's chasing me.
03:57I'm wide. I say, I'm wide open.
03:59Shoot me a lateral.
04:01Axie, old passionate kiddo.
04:02Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
04:12You're a rooster, girlie.
04:31I've hooked, I say, I've hooked him.
04:32It's up to you to land him.
04:36Sooner, I say, sooner or later,
04:39she's bound to try to get him out of that dog suit.
04:41Then, whoa-ho-ho, Nelly!
04:46Hey, wait a minute.
04:48What are you trying to do, pull my skin off of me?
04:52Yes.
04:53Well, it won't work, girly.
04:55It's on too tight.
04:57Now, what's this all about?
05:01Well...
05:01A husband.
05:05Look, chick, I got news for you.
05:07What you want's a rooster, not a dog, which I'm.
05:11Yes.
05:13Well, with that, puss, your only chance to get a rooster is to trap one.
05:18Now, here's how you go about building a trap.
05:21You get yourself a couple of two-by-fours, and then you get a sick lad.
05:31What in the... I say, what in the world's that hen up to now?
05:35I say, I don't know what you're doing with that bowling ball, girly.
05:39But I'm not one to stand by and let a lady do a man's job.
05:45There you are, sister.
05:47Have fun.
05:49Nutty as a fruitcake.
05:50Nutty as a fruitcake.
05:51Nutty as a fruitcake.
05:59Nutty as quickly as they live.
06:00Nutty as easily.
06:08Those perceptions.
06:08Nutty as well.
06:09Nutty as fast as some bugs.
06:19Girls, look who's coming.
06:37Chrissy, what do you got in the market basket, dearie?
06:41A husband?
06:44Yeah, I'll say a year old.
06:49Yeah, I'll say a year old.
