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00:00The End
00:30The End
01:00The French tailors were a few fanatic
01:07The English were very plutocratic
01:13In Spain, they were dramatic
01:18The Arabs were erratic
01:22The Chinese, Asiatic
01:28The Venetians are quite aquatic
01:34The Africans, pragmatic
01:38It was very democratic
01:43The competition, quite emphatic
01:47For one million Grinklins, there's a lot of money for a new suit, don't you think?
01:52Who wins?
01:56Come along with me
01:58It's the enchanted world of Danny Kaye
02:03There's a world of enchantment to see
02:08Come along with me
02:12Through my ears you will hear different sounds
02:16Through my eyes you'll see
02:20We'll enchant your every single sense
02:24Your imagination will become immense
02:28Your capacity to dream
02:32We'll stretch to the extremes
02:37There's a world of enchantment to see
02:44Come along with me
02:47There's a world of enchantment to see
03:07Come along with me
03:12Oh, now, this is the, uh, windy village of Orhus
03:23A lovely town in Denmark
03:25Much like the one where Hans Christian Andersen lived
03:28When he wrote all those wonderful fairy tales
03:31Now, what I would like to do
03:33Is to have a look around
03:35Why don't you come with me?
03:37All of you, come on, let's go
03:38And we'll have a look
03:39Let's see what's going on
03:40It's late!
03:42Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa
03:44Come with me
03:46Come with me
03:47Look, look
03:49That's a toy store, isn't it, huh?
03:52I bet young Hans pressed his nose up against the window of a toy store
03:57Just like this
03:57And may have gotten an idea for one of his fairy tales
04:00Well
04:04Can you guess which one?
04:17Oh, come here, come here, sit down here
04:18Come on, come on, come here
04:20Now
04:21Do you know what that is?
04:23It's a tin soldier
04:25Yeah, but it's a little different than just an ordinary tin soldier
04:27But why?
04:29He has one leg
04:30He has one leg
04:31Do you see that little building over there?
04:34Uh-huh
04:35Well, let's go over there
04:36I think we'll see something
04:37Mr. Jensen?
04:41Maybe
04:42Uh, yeah, I've, I've, I've come for the, for the cloth
04:45Come here
04:46Yes
04:46Thank you very much
04:49Look at that
04:50Look at that
04:52Look at the texture of that cloth
04:54Look at the sheen
04:56See the way it drapes and folds, huh?
05:00Have you ever seen such cloth?
05:03It's magical
05:04Why, it's fit for an emperor
05:07This cloth is the most important part of our story
05:11The emperor's new clothes?
05:13Yes, the emperor's new clothes
05:15That's Hans Christian Andersen's famous tale about an emperor and a robe
05:20You see
05:21There once
05:23Was an emperor
05:24And
05:26This weighs a ton
05:30You know something?
05:34Actually
05:35I'd like to play the part of the other fellow
05:39Yes
05:48See
05:49I shall be
05:53Marmaduke
05:55Once upon a time
06:04There was a wonderful role
06:07Called
06:08Marmaduke
06:11The cleverest conniver
06:13The most supreme swindler
06:16Who ever drew a bamboozled rep
06:18I was touring the world
06:20I was touring the world with my gallant partner in knavery
06:23The noble mufti
06:25We were forced to make a hasty departure from the kingdom of Conga
06:36And stay out
06:38Well, Marmaduke, where to now?
06:41Well, that's a good question
06:46We've been tossed out of every nation and creation
06:49All except this one
06:51All except this one
06:52The empire of Bibbentucker
06:55Hey, gad
06:56Oh, it's not much
06:59But it's all that's left
07:01Oh, to think that I should sink as low as Bibbentucker
07:06I who once swindled all of London town
07:09I simply cannot face Bibbentucker
07:13I'd sooner become honest
07:17Oh, don't say such a thing, my friend
07:20Oh, here, here
07:23Dry your tears
07:25What coarse linen, mufti
07:30Oh, it's not mine
07:31It was hanging there
07:32What is it?
07:35One million Grinklins
07:36For the tailor of the emperor's new clothes
07:38One million Grinklins
07:44Oh, yeah
07:45Oh, it's too bad we're not tailors
07:48Not tailors
07:49You mean
07:51Well, why not?
07:53Any well-dressed man can be a tailor
07:55What do you know about being well-dressed?
07:58My dear, mufti
07:59Clothes make the man
08:01Everyone knows that
08:03Why, if I could only afford it
08:05Why, with my taste
08:07I could be the finest of gentlemen
08:09Clothes make the man
08:12With the proper dressing
08:14You'll be most impressing
08:16You could be a gentleman
08:17Clothes make the man
08:19Clothes make the man
08:22If his shoes are patent leather
08:27No matter what the weather
08:29If a bumper chute he carries in the sun
08:32If he's buttoned to his chin
08:35If his collar has a pin
08:37Well, that's the way a gentleman is done
08:41Clothes make the man
08:43With the proper styling
08:45You could be beguiling
08:47I could be a gentleman
08:49Clothes make the man
08:51Clothes make the man
08:55Suddenly I'm feeling very tailor-y
08:59Shall we?
09:01We shall
09:02To Bibin Tucker
09:04Clothes make the man
09:06With the proper dressing
09:07We'll be most impressing
09:09You could be a gentleman
09:11Clothes make the man
09:14Clothes make the man
09:16So this is Bibin Tucker
09:25Thank you, thank you
09:33And welcome to the 174th monthly presentation
09:38Of the award for the best dressed man
09:41In Bibin Tucker
09:42The contenders are
09:47Emperor Clock and Locker
09:49For his magnificent mob morning coat
09:53Emperor Clock and Locker
09:55For his spectacularly silken summer suit
09:58Emperor Clock and Locker
10:01For his witty and wonderful winter tobs of wool
10:05May I have the sealed scroll please
10:09I can't believe it
10:12What a surprise
10:13The winner is Emperor Clock and Locker
10:16The moment I saw Emperor Clock and Locker
10:26I knew I had found my mark
10:30He was a ridiculous, vain fellow
10:33And wherever vanity rules
10:35The fruit is sure to be ripe for scoundrels
10:39He was followed by his royal pets
10:41Archibald the Pussycat
10:43And Percival the Ape
10:46And they in turn were followed by the Imperial Council
10:50Which consisted of
10:52The Prime Minister
10:54The Primer Minister
10:57And the Primest Minister
11:00And in the rear
11:02Was a quite enchanting young lady
11:05Whom I later found out
11:07Was the Princess
11:08Jane, Jane
11:10Do stop dawgling
11:11Come march with me
11:13Oh daddy, for crying out loud
11:15For 56, Jane, smile
11:17Thank you
11:18Thank you
11:19Oh thank you
11:26What can I say at a moment like this
11:30I'd like to thank my designer
11:32And my tailors
11:34And all the little seamstresses
11:36Without whom this wonderful moment
11:38Could never have happened
11:39Thank you
11:40Thank you
11:41And I'd also like to thank
11:43All the little silkworms
11:45Who worked so hard
11:46To make the thread
11:47Oh dear
11:49This is going to go on all day
11:51Your Highness
11:55Oh
11:55A handsome stranger
11:58And me with my shoes off
12:01Allow me
12:04Are you flirting with me?
12:06He is
12:08He is flirting with me
12:10Well, we hit it off splendidly
12:17Poor thing
12:18She began to tell me
12:20The most incredible story
12:22Till just two years ago
12:24The Emperor had been
12:26A kind and good leader
12:27But then his wife passed away
12:30And he became despondent
12:32And lonely
12:33And his faithful court jester
12:35Jasper
12:35Was the only one
12:37Who could amuse him
12:38But Jasper had ambitions
12:40He wanted to rule the Empire
12:43And he took advantage
12:44Of the Emperor's grief
12:45He flattered him
12:47Cajoled him
12:48Got him interested in clothes
12:50And soon all the Emperor
12:52Could think of
12:53Was his ridiculous
12:54And all too expensive wardrobe
12:56He neglected matters of state
12:59Out for a fitting
13:03Which Jasper
13:05With his permission
13:06Was only too happy
13:07To take over
13:08No, no, no
13:10He assigned this
13:11This
13:11He encouraged the Emperor
13:14To spend vast sums
13:15On clothes
13:16Money to pay the tailors
13:19He said
13:20But the tailors
13:21All worked for Jasper
13:23And he paid them
13:24Slaves wages
13:25Gold, gold, there he is
13:28And the rest
13:29He kept for himself
13:31And now
13:32All that is left
13:34Is the million Grinklers
13:35Which will be used
13:37As a prize
13:38For the tailor
13:38Who makes the best suit
13:40He'll work out
13:42Some way to get that
13:43And then he'll have
13:44All the money
13:45He'll rule the empire
13:47Not with me here
13:51Jasper has yet
13:53To meet the likes
13:54Of Marmaduke
13:55The tailor
13:55What's going on down there
13:58Oh daddy
14:00I finally got a bow
14:01Isn't he cute
14:03Eh
14:04Cute
14:05Great galloping gunny cloth
14:09How dare you dress
14:11In such a fashion
14:13Before an emperor
14:14Who
14:14Who
14:15Who simply reeks
14:16With chic
14:17You're right
14:21Jasper
14:22Arrest them
14:23And toss them
14:24Into the boulevard
14:25Of rogues
14:26Daddy
14:27No
14:28Not by both
14:29No
14:31No
14:31Just
14:31Have you no sensibilities
14:34My good man
14:35I am a magnificent
14:36Tailor
14:37Well
14:38You won't get a chance
14:40To do much tailoring
14:41In the
14:42Boulevard
14:43Of rogues
14:44A million Grinklins
14:54For the emperor's new clothes
14:57A million Grinklins
14:59Mine for the taking
15:00And there I was
15:03Within the confines
15:04Of the boulevard
15:06Of rogues
15:07What a pity
15:08And stay here
15:22Till you learn to dress
15:23Fitting and proper
15:25It wasn't a bad place
15:28Actually
15:29In fact
15:30It was quite fantastic
15:31An incredible ghetto
15:33Of beggars
15:33Scoundrels
15:34And the poor
15:35Where those
15:36Who could not afford
15:37To dress
15:37As the emperor wanted
15:38Were thrown in
15:40Willy-nilly
15:40With as magical
15:41A collection
15:42Of knaves
15:43Wenches
15:43And barlets
15:44As ever
15:45My eyes
15:46At scene
15:47So Mufti
15:48So
15:49While I find
15:51More material
15:52What
15:56Have we here
15:58It's a little
16:00A little
16:02It's a little
16:05Boy
16:06Well
16:07Who are you
16:09Busky
16:11Child
16:13We won't harm you
16:15Where are your parents
16:17You don't have any
16:19An orphan
16:21A tiny orphan
16:25Condemned to the boulevard
16:27Of rose
16:28Outrageous
16:30Oh
16:31There
16:32There
16:32Busky
16:33Child
16:34You will no longer
16:35Be an orphan
16:36We hereby
16:38De-orphan you
16:39You now have a family
16:40Uncle
16:41Mama Duke
16:42And
16:43And Grandpa Mufti
16:45Now
16:45Does that make you feel better
16:47Pleasant as the boulevard of rose was
16:52The thought of a million Grinklins
16:54Was even pleasanter
16:55And by the very next day
16:57We had finished the suit
16:59For the emperor
17:00And the following midnight
17:02We planned
17:04Our escape
17:05Come now
17:07Be careful
17:07Just
17:08Yeah
17:08No
17:10No
17:10No
17:10No
17:11No
17:11Just
17:12Make him
17:13Who
17:15Shh
17:18This
17:23Better work
17:25We'll end up
17:27As their
17:27Halloween dinner
17:29Oh Mufti
17:32Pray come look at all these lovely creatures in the moat
17:36I adore them all
17:38Why Mufti
17:40Nothing is greater
17:42Than the proud alligator
17:44Why to me he is more like a brother
17:47And that's why I smile
17:50At each crocodile
17:52Who in truth
17:54Might be somebody's mother
17:56And remember Mufti
17:58A puss
18:00That is
18:00Octa
18:01Could perhaps be a doctor
18:03If the world only gave him the chance
18:07And the toothy old shark
18:10Might desire as a lock
18:12To learn
18:14How to sing
18:15And to die
18:17Yes nothing is prettier
18:19Or wiser
18:21Or wittier
18:21Or brings lovelier dreams
18:24When I'm sleepy
18:25Than my comrades afloat
18:28In the splendid old moat
18:31Lovely creatures
18:33All crawly
18:35And creepy
18:36Ah yes
18:40A little sentiment in the right places
18:43Can sometimes make blood brothers
18:46Out of mortal enemies
18:48Onward to the palace
18:52There to deliver
18:54The emperor's new clothes
18:59You too
19:03Passing yourselves off as tailor's egg
19:06Tailors
19:07But sir
19:09Well we're
19:11We're not just tailor's
19:13Oh no we're not
19:15We are tailor's tailors
19:18Tailor's tailors
19:20What do you mean?
19:22When a tailor needs some button holing
19:24Basting hemming
19:27Collar rolling
19:28Never does he do the job himself
19:31Never does he do the job himself
19:32Or a tailor like a surgeon
19:34Wouldn't ever do the work he couldn't
19:37Never would he do the job himself
19:39When a tailor needs a tailor
19:42It can't be just any tailor
19:44It must be a tailor's tailor
19:45If the tailor's to be tailored
19:47It must be a tailor's tailor
19:49If the tailor's to be tailored
19:50When a minister is ministrating
19:56Much involved with head of stating
20:00He needs an advisor to advise
20:04Even clowns
20:05Even clowns with all their dilly daffing
20:07Need someone to keep them laughing
20:08Even bakers bake each other's pies
20:11When a tailor needs a tailor
20:14It can't be just any tailor
20:15It must be a tailor's tailor
20:17If the tailor's to be tailored
20:19So it goes for doctors, lawyers, sellers
20:28Builders, bankers, ne'er-do-wellers
20:32Everybody needs an other's hand
20:35For a necessary part of being
20:38Has to do with you and me
20:40Am I seeing that you understand?
20:43When a tailor needs a tailor
20:45It can't be just any tailor
20:47It must be a tailor's tailor
20:49If the tailor's to be tailored
20:51It must be a tailor's tailor
20:52If the tailor's to be tailored
20:54Tailored?
20:58Uh, tailors, uh, uh, tailoring
21:01What they say makes sense
21:05Huh?
21:07Oh, yes, of course
21:09But, uh, what have you brought me?
21:12Your Majesty
21:12Observe, the suit is ghastly
21:16Absolutely ghastly
21:18Away with you
21:19Uh, uh, wait
21:21Uh, your Majesty
21:22Perhaps they have something else to show you
21:26Uh, let me speak to them
21:28I like your style
21:32But if the Emperor paid a million for those rags
21:35The people might revolt
21:37No, this can't be just any suit
21:41Have you something else in your bag?
21:44Something very special?
21:47Uh, very special
21:48Uh, uh, oh, why, uh, yes
21:50Uh, uh, uh, of course
21:53We, we, we do?
21:55We do!
21:57Shh!
21:58Then show it
21:59And by doing so, prove yourself to me
22:02Come, come
22:03Show me my new suit of clothes
22:05clothes. Oh, the suit. Yes, at once. Emperor, may I call you Emp? Emp, I can see you're
22:16not the type for a ready-made right off the rack, Emp. For you, what you need is a made-to-order.
22:22Eh? Ah, obviously a tailor of taste and breeding. Oh, really? Oh, of course. But show me the
22:31material. I insist on seeing that. Um, a sample. Mufty, he wants a sample. Oh, a sample. He wants a sample. Very well, Emp. But first I've got to let you in on a trade secret. Oh, I love secrets. Yes. This cloth. Yes. This cloth. Yes.
23:01It's enchanted cloth. Enchanted. Enchanted. Superb. Enchanted. Enchanted. Enchanted. Enchanted. It's enchanted, of course. Then I must have it. I must. One moment,
23:25your majesty. How is it enchanted? How is it enchanted? What are you looking at me for? It is
23:37enchanted because... It's invisible. Invisible to anyone who is very stupid or unfit to hold office.
23:50What? Invisible to anyone who is very stupid? Or unfit to hold office. I must see it at once. At once? Show it to him, oh, worthy tailor. Go on, show it to him. Very well.
24:06You understand, of course, this is just a sample. I will have to weave the rest once I get the commission. Oh, yes, yes. Oh, do get on with it.
24:15Behold enchanted cloth.
24:23Magnificent. Beautiful. What? What? Oh, mighty emperor, most fit to hold office in all the world. Is it not exquisite?
24:32Yes, it's quite, um, quite, yes. Well, make me a suit of that enchanted, um, whatever it is.
24:41I'm sure I shall be able to see, uh, that is, I'm sure that I shall just love the finished garment.
24:46Well, I'm not worried. Because, quite frankly, imp,
24:50it's
24:51you.
24:54Yes.
24:55When a tailor needs a tailor, it can't be just any tailor.
24:59It must be a tailor's tailor, if the tailor's to be tailored.
25:02It must be a tailor's tailor, if the tailor's to be tailored.
25:05Oh, oh, oh, oh.
25:11Poor Emperor Klockenlacher. The fact that he couldn't see our enchanted cloth meant only one thing as far as the emperor was concerned.
25:29it must be that I am stupid and unfit to rule who says so I can see that cloth
25:39it's as plain as the nose on my face I get oh oh dear what am I worried about I
25:50am the ruler of this land and if I choose to see the cloth I will I can do
25:57anything I please that's the fun thing about being an emperor I can see whatever
26:03I want to see I see the tinsel the sparkle and the glitter
26:12it's never the bitter for me
26:19through rose-colored glasses the pretty world parcels I see what I want to see
26:37I hear the chatter the sound and all the clatter but none of it matters to me
26:53I'm safe in my bubble from all of the trouble I see what I want to see
27:10I'm afraid and quite certain if I raise the curtain I'll see things I don't want to see
27:28the tinsel will tarnish and sparkles cease to glitter and sweet will be bitter for me
27:44so give me my blinders and save your reminders I see what I want to see
28:03Jasper the clown saw to it that we were set up in sumptuous quarters
28:26we took the lad busky on as our apprentice and our every wish was a command
28:30it was all in all a delightful way to make a million
28:35and one of the pleasantest things about living in the palace was getting to know
28:47the fair princess Jane
28:50strike that's 19 games for me and none for you
28:54let's try to even the score
28:58and as we got to know each other she confided in me even more
29:11I'm getting real uneasy about Jasper
29:16lately he's been making eyes at me
29:20it's almost like he's in love with you
29:23I asked myself why would a clown fall in love with a princess
29:31stroke stroke stroke
29:43and I figured out why even if he has all the money in the treasury
29:48he can't really rule the land unless he marries into the royal family
29:52that's me
29:53stroke stroke
29:56have no fear
29:58I won't let Jasper have you my love
30:02oh Marmaduke I feel so safe
30:06with a hero like you around
30:11I don't like you spending so much time with the princess Jane
30:21Jane
30:22yeah but but but
30:23silence
30:24do as I tell you or I will have your head
30:27Jane and the Empire will be mine
30:31but but but what if she doesn't love you
30:35she can be tricked into a wedding
30:38tricked?
30:39how?
30:40you'll find that out when I want you to
30:43well every day we continued to work on the suit that wasn't there
30:50and every night the emperor studied his arithmetic and spelling and history until dawn
30:58trying desperately to become less stupid and fit to rule
31:02and every morning
31:07oh I've got to see it
31:09I've just got to be able to see it
31:12well tailors
31:16how goes the work?
31:18all silky and brocadey I trust
31:20you can see for yourself sir
31:23great simpering cyclops
31:31I beg pardon sir
31:33oh um
31:34oh it's lovely
31:36it's quite uh
31:37quite
31:38quite
31:40quite
31:42quite
31:43quite quintessentially quite
31:47great progress
31:49your uh
31:50progress is
31:51progressing
31:53very um
31:54progressively
31:55how long will you take to finish?
31:58well making such a suit is quite an involved operation
32:01how involved?
32:03well in my business it's always the same every year
32:10first we have the mind defining
32:13what to make
32:14and what designing
32:16then the sketching
32:17thinking
32:18thinking
32:19lots of thinking
32:20heavy thinking
32:21suddenly
32:22from inspiration
32:23we have got a new creation
32:25everything begins to bustle
32:27everyone begins to hustle
32:31creation
32:34lots of scissors
32:35snipping snipping
32:36needles nipping
32:37clicking clicking
32:38if it's wrong there's ripping ripping
32:39if it's right there's color picking
32:40graping pinning
32:41finger splitting
32:42for tomorrow is the fitting
32:43zipper snapping
32:44perhaps toggle
32:45oh the mind begins to boggle
32:46foggled
32:47down
32:48o
32:49new creation
32:55finished
32:57every alteration
32:59there it hangs
33:00our new creation
33:02now begins the finger biting
33:04will they find the look exciting?
33:05will they find the look exciting?
33:07will the papers all be saying beautiful gouturin?
33:10Touréade. Soon the moment all is ready. Even Shannon nervous then.
33:17Creation! Creation! Creation!
33:24All that? Oh, but I wanted the suit by next week. Oh, don't worry. You'll have it. You'll have it.
33:29Creation!
33:33Great muddled muddress. What does Marmaduke want?
33:38The hand of your daughter in marriage. But, but Jane is all I have. We belong together. I couldn't
33:45break up the set. Don't you want that enchanted suit? One would think you couldn't see it. Of
33:51course I can see it. And to see it is to want it. I must have it. Think of it this way. You're not
33:57losing a daughter. You're gaining a tailor.
34:04And then at last, it was time for the final fitting.
34:12Emperor Clock'n'Locker, your new suit.
34:16Well? What do you think? Oh, yes. Oh, yes. Yes, indeed.
34:26Oh, of course. It's still only basted together. Well, we may have to water the sleeves.
34:31Oh, what do you think of the cuffs? Uh, fine. Just fine.
34:35Oh, you're a silly man. That's the collar. How does it feel?
34:40Oh, lovely. Yes, as light as a thin air.
34:43Are the sleeves too long? I don't think so, no.
34:46Why, they hang down to your kneecap. Well, um, perhaps a little too long.
34:50Good gracious. I think I see a cross stitch.
34:54No, that's a mosquito. Got it.
35:02After that session, the midnight oil was really burned.
35:13This is gone far enough. I'm growing impatient. It's time that suit was finished.
35:20But, my dear Jasper, we can't brush the job.
35:24I mean we're getting paid a million and a princess.
35:28I'm glad you brought that up. I've decided that you will give the princess to me.
35:34You? But she loves me.
35:37The princess shall be mine. Disobey me and the results will be disastrous.
35:43See that cannon outside the window?
35:47It is pointed directly at the Boulevard of Rogues.
35:51If you do not do as I tell you, my faithful Ivan will fire it.
35:55And all your friends will be destroyed.
36:02What, what, what, what can I say, old friend? At least we'll have them in.
36:07Oh, that's another thing. You will be paid exactly one Grinklin each for your trouble.
36:13The rest you will turn over to me.
36:16Understand? With the entire treasury in my pocket and the princess as my bride, I'll be sure to rule the empire.
36:25Well, you can bet your bobbins that we weren't gonna let Jasper get away with 999,9998 Grinklins and one princess.
36:44So, we made secret plans.
36:59Got the message.
37:01Of course, we ate the evidence.
37:06Your Majesty, the suit is finished. You may pick it up at noon.
37:10Oh, wow.
37:15I then paid a call on the Princess Jane, who was being fitted for her wedding gown.
37:24Oh, jeepers, Marmaduke. I can't wait until after we're married.
37:29But you really think you'll be able to carry it off?
37:32I mean, being a gentleman in court and all that?
37:35Why, whatever do you mean?
37:38Well, Prince Consort has got to be a gentleman.
37:42My dear Princess Jane, with a million Grinklins and you, I could be anything.
37:50I could be a gentleman. Why not?
37:52All you have to do is look the part.
37:59Look the part.
38:02Watch your P's and Q's and learn to play croquet.
38:05Croquet!
38:08Okay.
38:10All you have to learn is which is which.
38:12All you need is money to be real.
38:22You could be a baron or an earl.
38:26Or an earl.
38:28And be part of all the social world.
38:31A social world.
38:34Learn to dance and do them in your way.
38:37If you went.
38:40You bet.
38:42All you have to learn is which is which.
38:47All you need is money to be rich.
38:50You'll spend your afternoons at tea.
38:55A gentleman will find you'll be.
39:00Never will I use a word like gent.
39:03Why you might end up in Parliament.
39:08Be an admiral of the Admiralty.
39:10Admiralty.
39:11Admiralty.
39:14You'll say quaint instead of yes siree.
39:18Yes siree.
39:20I could be a minister and sniff that stuff.
39:24That stuff is snob.
39:27Enough.
39:28All you have to learn is which is which.
39:32All you need is money to be rich.
39:35All you need is money to be rich.
39:43Jane gave me the Emperor's brass statues and I had Mufti saw them into enough small pieces to fill a sack.
39:52The Emperor's braids.
39:57Finally at noontime the Emperor called to pick up his completed suit.
40:01suit. Your majesty, the emperor's new clothes. Well, heavenly herringbone, I, um, I've never
40:19seen such a wonderful suit. The million is yours. Now, Musty and I had planned to lower
40:28the bag of real gold into the garden and bury it there. But our plans went slightly astray.
40:34Luckily, we had Princess Jane posted as a lookout. Jasper is on his way! Jasper! Oh, my, oh, he's
40:48early! Hide this gold! Oh, my, my, how can you hide a million drinkers? There's a way,
40:58there's a way. In the cannon! One million drinkers. I'll count it when I have the time. The emperor
41:11is about to show his new suit. Take it away!
41:14Well, I'm ready. Fully dressed. Ah, the moment of moments. The emperor's new clothes!
41:33Now, nobody anywhere ever wants to be thought a fool or unfit for his office in life. And
41:50now, nobody anywhere ever wants to be thought a fool or unfit for his office in life. And
41:56so, wherever the emperor went that most curious afternoon, after they got over the initial
42:02shock, that is, they all agreed that the garments were beautiful and that beyond a shadow of a
42:07doubt. Clothes make the man with the proper dressing. You'll be most impressing. You could be a
42:15gentleman. Clothes make the man. Clothes make the man.
42:22Clothes make the man. If his shoes are patterned leather. No matter what the weather. If a bumper
42:29chute he carries in the sun. If he's buttoned to his chin. If his collar has a pin. Well, that's
42:38the way a gentleman is done. Clothes make the man. With the proper styling. You could be his
42:46island. Be a gentleman. Clothes make the man. Clothes make the man.
42:53Clothes make the man.
42:56Clothes make the man. Clothes make the man. With the proper dressing. You would be most
43:03Clothes make the man with the proper dressing
43:18You'll be most impressive, you'll be a gentleman
43:21Clothes make the man, clothes make the man
43:27And now it is time to award the grand prize, your majesty
43:35Eh? Oh, yes
43:37Jane, Princess Jane
43:41Go on with it, go on
43:47As we rehearsed it, or else
43:49Okay, okay
43:51Your imperial imp
43:54I find I cannot accept the hand of the princess
43:58As I have forgotten a rather minor detail waiting for me at home
44:04My wife
44:07Great tropical worsted
44:10And so, I hereby transfer my prize
44:16To
44:17To
44:19I accept
44:20But, uh, but, uh
44:22It was obvious to one and all that Princess Jane was heartbroken
44:29And beneath that veil
44:31She was sobbing her eyes out
44:34I now pronounce you clown and wife
44:39Uh, kiss the bride
44:42What the?
44:48The apprentice
44:49What are you doing here?
44:55Well, I don't see what you've got to laugh about
44:57You've just married a clown
44:59You're, you're laughing at me?
45:03Why?
45:04What's funny about me?
45:05I'm not like full of fun
45:07What?
45:07Eh?
45:08Speak up
45:10You're naked
45:11I don't follow
45:13I'm what?
45:14You're naked
45:15You
45:17Don't, don't, don't have any clothes on
45:21No clothes
45:23Naked
45:24Naked?
45:25Naked
45:26Barely
45:30Noodly
45:32Nakedly
45:34Naked
45:35Great simpering seersucker
45:38I've been duped
45:40Oh, for pity's sake
45:42Who am I?
45:44This is all your fault
45:54Oh, dear
45:56You encouraged that scoundrel
45:58I, I can explain everything
46:00Enough
46:01You are banished from Bibbentucka
46:03Forever
46:04Away with him
46:06And as for you
46:07Back to the Boulevard of Rogues
46:09Take him away
46:11Oh
46:14Oh, is there no one I can trust
46:18Where's me daughter?
46:20Where's the Princess Jane?
46:24Dear Daddy
46:25First of all
46:26Don't get a chill
46:28Oh
46:28Second of all
46:30I am taking refuge in the Boulevard of Rogues
46:33Where I'm to wed Marmaduke later today
46:36Wed Marmaduke?
46:38I forbid it
46:38Yes
46:40Please don't forbid it
46:42Because I love him very much
46:45She does?
46:46Yes, I do
46:47Well, then
46:48I suppose that changes things
46:50Jane deserves happiness
46:52After the way
46:53I've ignored her
46:55Go to them
46:56Tell them
46:57They have my blessing
46:58And that I shall attend
47:00Their wedding
47:01Dressed in this outfit
47:04I now wear
47:05I ordered
47:07These fools' raiments
47:08I approved of them
47:10And put them on
47:11And so
47:12I will wear them
47:14For the rest of the day
47:16Sound the trumpets
47:18Beat the drums
47:20So that the whole land
47:22Shall know
47:23Of my profound folly
47:25Let the parade continue
47:28The emperor was true to his words
47:35And all that day
47:37As the trumpets blared
47:38And the drums rolled
47:39He marched before the entire population
47:42Of Bibbentuckers
47:43And without adding a stitch
47:48He came to our wedding
47:50And gave his blessings
47:52But you know
47:54Somehow
47:55Perhaps because he was finally being honest with himself
47:59He was able to hold his head up proudly
48:02And that silly emperor
48:05Achieved a certain grace and dignity
48:08And everyone said
48:10That the emperor's new clothes
48:14Were the most magnificent
48:15He'd ever owned
48:17He and everyone else
48:21Certain to live happily ever after
48:25That's what you think
48:27Ivan!
48:28Ivan!
48:29Fire!
48:30Yes, sir, master
48:32Go!
48:35Go!
48:36Go!
48:37Go!
48:37Go!
48:37Go!
48:37Go!
48:38Go!
48:40You'll be free!
48:42Oh my, oh my
48:45Our million great clips
48:47Oh well
48:49Easy come
48:51Easy go
48:52Now, I've heard of fairy tales
49:05Ending happily before
49:07but that was absolutely wonderful, especially for me.
49:21Well, it was absolutely wonderful playing Marmaduke,
49:26that cat of a con man, but now, back to reality.
49:32Well, it's me again.
49:34We do hope you've enjoyed it,
49:36and I'd like to thank our guest, Cyril Richard, who played the Emperor,
49:38and Imogene Coker, who played Princess Jane.
49:41And as for you, you better come along with me.
49:52There's a world of enchantment to see
49:55Come along with me
49:59Through my ears you will hear different sounds
50:03Through my eyes you will see
50:07We'll enchant your every single sense
50:11Your imagination will become immense
50:15Your capacity to dream
50:18We'll stretch to the extreme
50:22There's a world of enchantment to see
50:28Come along with me
50:34Oh, my God!
50:38Oh, my God!
50:39Oh, my God!
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