00:00Emergency, danger, crisis, peril,
00:11Doomsday, calamity, disaster.
00:15Ray, where are you?
00:16Ray!
00:17Henry!
00:18Charlotte, have you seen Ray?
00:20No, where is he?
00:21I don't know.
00:22Ray!
00:23Ray!
00:24Ray!
00:25Ray!
00:26Ray!
00:27Ray!
00:28What?
00:30Who wants a snack?
00:34What?
00:35Who wants a snack?
00:37What?
00:38Who wants a snack?
00:40Sitting here feeling kind of crazy.
00:44Let me.
00:46Hey!
00:47Hey!
00:48It's 10 after midnight.
00:50Yeah.
00:51Dude.
00:52What?
00:53Dude.
00:54Yeah.
00:55Dude.
00:56Hey.
00:57You told us that the doomsday signal was only for a major crisis.
01:01A life or death situation?
01:03Well, you are gonna die.
01:05Wait, wait, wait.
01:06When you try my new recipe for...
01:09Captain Corndogs!
01:11So you called us all here just to try your new Captain Corndogs?
01:15Uh, yeah.
01:16This is not a life or death situation!
01:20Seriously.
01:21It is.
01:23Because I'm gonna kill him!
01:25Get down!
01:27Take it down!
01:28Take it down!
01:33Okay, please let me go.
01:34Right after you try one of my steaming hot...
01:37I don't wanna try that!
01:38Captain Corndog!
01:39Excuse me, dude!
01:40I already did it!
01:41Guys, guys!
01:42Are you at home?
01:43Uh...
01:44Oh my...
01:45Ugh!
01:46Jasper, Charlotte, you guys gotta try these!
01:48Ugh!
01:49If I try one, can I go home?
01:51Sure.
01:52Fine.
01:53I'll take one.
01:54Um...
02:00Wow!
02:01Mm-hmm.
02:02Emergency call.
02:05Now?
02:06Geez.
02:07Pretty rude.
02:08The calls after midnight.
02:09Yeah!
02:10It would be rude enough to call someone after midnight!
02:13Okay, smart pants.
02:14No more Captain Corndogs for you.
02:16Fine.
02:17I don't care if I don't get...
02:18Okay, I do care.
02:19Can I please have more corndogs?
02:20Charlotte?
02:21Jasper?
02:22To protect...
02:23This!
02:24What am I looking at here?
02:25Uh...
02:26It's looking like a rock.
02:27Maybe like a white rock?
02:28Yeah, that's what they call it.
02:29Some sort of...
02:30Icy rock.
02:31Yeah.
02:32Guys!
02:33Guys!
02:34Guys!
02:35Like the gravel?
02:36Or like the solid driveway?
02:37Oh!
02:38Okay.
02:39But what do you want?
02:40To hire you and Kid Danger to come guard this incredible!
02:43Oh!
02:44Oh!
02:45Okay!
02:46What do you want?
02:47To hire you and Kid Danger to come guard this incredible!
02:49This guy's so dramatic!
02:50I know, I know.
02:51Look, sir!
02:52Have you tried locking the museum at night?
02:53Will you come guard it, please?
03:06Just a second.
03:08Alright, I've, uh, spoken with my sidekick.
03:12And we'll come guard the Neil Diamond.
03:13Oh!
03:14Thank you!
03:15If...
03:16If...
03:17If...
03:18If...
03:19If...
03:20Let me bring a bunch of my Captain Corndogs.
03:21But I don't know what you like with the Corndogs, but they're apt to exercise in the
03:23taste.
03:24Way, way better.
03:25Way better.
03:26And you have to say it's okay for me to pass out my Captain Corndogs to anyone's self to
03:27the music.
03:28Oh, shut up!
03:29I can't shut up!
03:30I might be the captain!
03:31We'll give you the captain!
03:32I can't see you all!
03:33I can't see you all!
03:34I can't see you all!
03:35I can't see you all!
03:36I can't see you all!
03:37I can't see you all!
03:38I can't see you all!
03:39Alright, let's snack on some Captain Corndogs.
03:43Hey there!
03:48So, like that antique stool, huh?
03:53Well, I see you two aren't much for conversation, so...
03:58Why don't you try one of my Captain Corndogs, huh?
04:01Go on.
04:02Go on.
04:03Wow!
04:08Gorgeous!
04:09Yeah!
04:10Fantastic necklace!
04:11Oh, uh...
04:14I, uh...
04:15I actually wasn't talking about the necklace.
04:17Oh.
04:18Yeah.
04:20So what were you talking about?
04:22Um...
04:24You know...
04:25You.
04:27Oh!
04:28Okay.
04:31Okay.
04:34Wow, this is not going well.
04:36Why is Henry talking to that girl?
04:38I don't know.
04:39Because she's cute.
04:40So?
04:41He doesn't need her.
04:43I'm a Jules girl.
04:45So obvious.
04:47What is your deal?
04:48Just run her face.
04:49That's what I was doing.
04:55Heather Bogart.
04:56Extreme criminal history!
04:58I knew it!
04:59You know, I, uh, first had the idea for Captain Corndogs drink.
05:02Hey! Hey!
05:03Agh!
05:04Agh!
05:05Agh!
05:06Agh!
05:07So, do you, uh, do you want another Captain Corndog?
05:09How could I not?
05:10Yeah.
05:11Agh!
05:12Agh!
05:13Agh!
05:14Agh!
05:15Agh!
05:16Agh!
05:17Agh!
05:18Agh!
05:19Agh!
05:20Agh!
05:21Agh!
05:22So, you think she's not a jewel thief?
05:23Yes, I am.
05:24Yes, I am.
05:25I mean, dude, man, you don't just shoot a miniature corndog out of a girl's head.
05:27You do!
05:28If she's a nasty jewel thief.
05:29Which she is.
05:30No, she's not!
05:31Yes, I am.
05:32No, you're not!
05:33Wait, I'm sorry, wait, wait, wait!
05:34A say what?
05:35Sorry, you're a, you're a...
05:36I'm Heather Bogart, Master Jewel Thief.
05:38How are you doing?
05:40But you're so pretty.
05:42Forget her, kid. I'm taking you back to jail.
05:45Uh, no, you're not.
05:48And look, here's my ticket for this museum,
05:51which means I have as much right to walk around here as anyone.
05:56Valid ticket, dude.
06:01If you can't have any more of my Captain Corn Dogs,
06:03I can tell you that.
06:04You want to look at some stools and or jewels?
06:07Go for it.
06:08But don't even think about trying to steal the Neil Diamond.
06:12I won't.
06:13Good. Good.
06:15I'm just gonna do it.
06:16Fine. Whatever.
06:18Wait, what?
06:20I'm gonna steal the Neil Diamond before the museum closes tonight.
06:23And there is not one thing either of you can do to stop me.
06:26All right.
06:28Yeah.
06:34Look at her.
06:39Yeah.
06:40Man, she makes me so...
06:42Oh, oh.
06:43Look at this guy.
06:44He's probably gonna flirt with her like I did.
06:46Watch.
06:47Bet she's gonna tell him she's a...
06:48Hey!
06:49Hey, yo, dude!
06:51My man!
06:52Not a gymnast, so...
06:54Hang on a second.
06:55I can't take this.
06:56Hey.
07:04Might enter my Captain Corn Dog recipe in a contest.
07:09So, later, you maybe want to grab some coffee?
07:12Get some avocado toast?
07:14Excuse me, um...
07:16Hey, hey, um, hey, sorry.
07:22I'm, uh, just a dude-de-dude.
07:23I thought I'd just let you know that, uh, this girl's a thief.
07:26Yeah, and an ex-con.
07:28She's been in and out of jail like six times.
07:34So, do you want to get some avocado toast?
07:35Look at that.
07:36There they are!
07:38Hi, Captain Man and Kid Danger!
07:40Well, hello!
07:41Hi, there.
07:43Did we miss it?
07:44Mm.
07:45Uh...
07:46Miss...
07:47We're here to watch Heather Bogart try to steal the Neil Diamond!
07:50Wait.
07:51Wait, wait a minute.
07:52How do you know she's gonna try and steal it?
07:54She posted a video about it.
07:56Here, look.
07:56What?
07:59What's up?
08:02I'm gonna steal the Neil Diamond.
08:08This kicks into high gear, kid.
08:10Hey, hey!
08:11Look at that.
08:12What, the scream?
08:13Yeah, the scream.
08:14Hey, uh, what'd you say?
08:17Heather.
08:19Whispering to those photographers.
08:28Hey, guys.
08:29Can we get a couple of you-fies?
08:31You-fies?
08:32You mean pictures of us?
08:33Yeah.
08:33Oh, yeah, sure.
08:34Yes, please.
08:34Why not?
08:35Let me just, uh, adjust my hair.
08:36Let's get the Captain Cardogs in there.
08:38They're the real heroes here.
08:39All right.
08:39One, two...
08:41My eyes, I can't see.
08:48What happened?
08:50Oh, see?
08:51Those photographers just blessing you and everyone in this room with Hyper Gamma Light, which
08:55means you won't be seeing anything for the next two hours.
09:01Oh, yeah, Heather?
09:02Kid Danger and I might not be able to see, but we can still punch!
09:06Yeah!
09:07Kid Danger and I locate the perpetrators and I go!
09:32Oh, my God, what's happening?
09:38Captain Man and Kid Danger can't see.
09:40And Heather's trying to steal the diamond.
09:44Oh, my God!
09:45Captain Man, you left!
09:48Woo!
09:49Way to go, Piper!
09:58Danger!
09:59He's right in front of you!
10:00Get him!
10:01I got him!
10:02He's right in front of you!
10:04Make a turn on the mic so he ain't Henry Caneros!
10:08Henry!
10:08Behind you!
10:11I don't know!
10:13Guys, we can't all talk at once!
10:16Kid!
10:17Where's Heather?
10:18How would I have that information?
10:22Captain Man, Kid Danger!
10:23I'm right by Heather!
10:24Follow my boy!
10:27Get away from me, kid!
10:29Don't get loud with me!
10:30You're about to get hit!
10:36You got hit.
10:39What the?
10:42My tools!
10:43And jewels!
10:44What's going on?
10:45Heather is about to get the diamond!
11:08She's got the diamond!
11:09Told you I'd steal it.
11:12Hey! Hey!
11:13I found one of the photographer's cameras.
11:17Henry, quick!
11:18Turn right and push the button!
11:19Okay?
11:20Push the button, kid!
11:22Okay!
11:23Okay!
11:28Kid, I think you did it!
11:30What do we do now?
11:32We've got to get the diamond from her!
11:33You have to look fine in me!
11:36All right, Heather, why?
11:37Okay, all right, all right.
11:39Okay, all right.
11:41Hey, hey, hey, I got her!
11:43No, it's me!
11:44Shh!
11:44Yeah!
11:46Heather?
11:48Come on, come on, come on.
11:50Come on, come on, come on.
11:52Yo, yo, yo, Marco!
11:53Ah!
11:54Polo!
11:54What?
11:55No, not you.
11:55You...
11:56All right, whatever.
11:57Hey, hey, hey, hey!
11:59Right there, right there!
12:00Hey, hey!
12:01Hey, hey, hey!
12:02Oh, diamond!
12:03Oh, okay!
12:03Oh, okay!
12:05Diamond!
12:05Did you get it?
12:09I got it!
12:10All right!
12:11All right!
12:11Let's go, you better!
12:14That's Heather Bogosh!
12:15Arrest her!
12:16Take her away, boys!
12:19This is an over!
12:20Yeah, yeah, all right.
12:21Have fun in jail, and you are not a gymnast!
12:27Do you two realize what you've done?
12:31Yes.
12:33We saved the Neil Diamond.
12:35Here you go, man.
12:40Sitting here feeling kind of...
12:43Come on, tip danger!
12:45Let's go.
12:46All right.
12:46All right.
12:47This way.
12:48I'm in the dark.
12:49I'm in the dark.
12:50All right.
12:50I'm grabbing you.
12:51Find your buddy.
12:51I'm grabbing you.
12:52I'm grabbing you.
12:52He's just done.
12:53Yay!
12:53Find your buddy.
12:54Oh!
12:55Oh!
12:55Oh!
12:56Oh!
12:56Oh!
12:57Oh!
12:57Oh!
12:58Oh!
12:58Oh!
12:59Oh!
12:59Oh!
13:00Oh!
13:00Oh!
13:01Oh!
13:01Oh!
13:02Oh!
13:02Oh!
13:03Oh!
13:04Oh, yeah.
13:04Find your buddy.
13:05Find your buddy.
13:06Find your buddy.
13:07Come on, come on.
13:08Is this a baby corndog?
13:12Mmm.
13:13It's really good.
