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00:00:01What?
00:00:02Yeah, and I can't marry someone who picks up dog crap for a living.
00:00:05Well, at least I don't pose in my tighty-whities for money.
00:00:07Your place, your mind.
00:00:09I'm not staying in a doghouse.
00:00:11Ahem.
00:00:13Can you guys just keep it down? I have work tomorrow morning.
00:00:16Sorry.
00:00:17Hey, Amelia.
00:00:20Looks like someone needs obedience.
00:00:22Are you gonna let him talk to me like that, Amelia?
00:00:25You started.
00:00:26Asshole!
00:00:27Crazy bitch!
00:00:28You told her?
00:00:29He's my sister.
00:00:30I don't care. That violates our agreement.
00:00:32How?
00:00:33What the fuck?
00:00:36What?
00:00:37Michelangelo?
00:00:38Don't worry.
00:00:40You're such a hypocrite.
00:00:41I wish I never agreed to this awful engagement.
00:00:43I fucking hate you.
00:00:45I fucking hate you more.
00:00:53How was it?
00:00:55Well?
00:00:56That was the best sex I've ever had in my life.
00:00:59Oh, wait.
00:01:00What are you doing?
00:01:01That is an original.
00:01:02I'm so sick of your bullshit.
00:01:05Oh, fine.
00:01:06I'll just hop in my time machine, go back to ancient Rome, and get another one.
00:01:09I don't care about your art, your money, your stupid mansion.
00:01:12You're treating me like shit.
00:01:15That's from the Renaissance.
00:01:16You are history's worst nightmare.
00:01:18I tried to make this work with you.
00:01:19We signed a contract.
00:01:20For an arranged marriage.
00:01:21Did you actually think this arrangement would be anything more than a business transaction?
00:01:25You are such a simpleton.
00:01:27Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:01:31Well, at least I'm not a spoiled brat.
00:01:32I tried to get along with you.
00:01:33You brought this on to yourself.
00:01:34I wish I never agreed to this awful engagement.
00:01:35Right back at you.
00:01:36I fucking hate you.
00:01:37I fucking hate you.
00:01:38I fucking hate you more.
00:01:53so you were arrested again to be fair
00:02:12there is a fence around that reservoir it says here that you broke in using
00:02:20bolt cutters if I had known you invited me over here to lecture me I wouldn't have
00:02:27to do that okay
00:02:34good boy
00:02:36oh
00:02:39come on
00:02:42hey
00:02:43real real
00:02:45hey James
00:02:47oh
00:02:50come on Gucci let's go
00:02:53you know every time the paparazzi catch you acting crazy it reflects on me it reflects on
00:03:02the company that your mother and I built with our bare hands the same one that pays for your
00:03:08ridiculous lifestyle I make my own money oh you see see underwear modeling lord I am the
00:03:16spokesperson for man thumb that means free underwear for life for life some parents
00:03:22would be proud
00:03:23yeah other parents would be prouder if you went to your real job now and then you are
00:03:28next up to be CEO at Dino Verlino Cosmetics now how can I give you that job if you keep
00:03:34acting like a kardashian huh
00:03:37mmm
00:03:39don't forget the meeting this afternoon alright and don't be late
00:03:43good
00:03:45bye dad
00:03:46excuse me
00:03:50excuse me
00:03:57eww
00:04:02hello my Gucci
00:04:05why won't Michelangelo just grow up huh
00:04:08he needs to settle down and find himself a nice girl huh
00:04:12like you Emilia
00:04:13good one Romulus
00:04:14good one Romulus
00:04:15these are great
00:04:18hmm
00:04:19I still don't have what I'm looking for
00:04:21do you guys mind staying a little longer no problem cool let's take five and then I want to see you in that leopard print
00:04:28hi
00:04:33hi
00:04:34michaelangelo
00:04:35michaelangelo
00:04:36Chantal
00:04:38nice to meet you
00:04:39mind staying a little longer? No problem. Cool. Let's take five and then I want to
00:04:44see you in that leopard print. Hi. I'm Michelangelo. Chantal. Nice to meet you.
00:04:54I couldn't notice how hot you are. I've got tickets to the premiere...
00:05:01Hold that thought. Hey, Dad. Where the hell were you? Dad, I'm in a photo shoot. You're supposed to be at the office.
00:05:15Geppetto came here all the way from Milano. I can meet him later. Now it's too late he's back on the plane again.
00:05:21Well, you're the one who planned the meeting during my shoot. Michelangelo, you are 31 years old.
00:05:26You got to stop acting like an idiot teenager. You could be running the world's largest cosmetic company right now.
00:05:32You interned. You went to business school. You have potential, okay? But you say you want to be the CEO?
00:05:40Well, you're going to have to prove it because so far, I ain't seen the end tape from you.
00:05:46Hey. You okay?
00:05:52Yeah. Um, but I'd be a lot better if you'd go out with me tonight.
00:05:57Okay.
00:05:58So, it's a really rare form of cancer. Luckily, my doctors did catch it early.
00:06:20Oh, my God. There is an experimental treatment. But it's really expensive. And my insurance doesn't cover it.
00:06:30Don't worry about that. I have money saved. I'll find the rest. We will figure this out, okay?
00:06:37We're going to get through this together.
00:06:40Oh, yeah.
00:06:41Oh, yeah.
00:06:41Oh, yeah.
00:06:43Oh, yeah.
00:06:46Oh, yeah.
00:06:48Oh, yeah.
00:06:49Oh, yeah.
00:06:49Oh, yeah.
00:06:50Ciao, Gucci. Did she have a good walk?
00:07:01What's wrong?
00:07:07I'm sorry. This...
00:07:09No, no. Forget about it. I'm sorry about your sister.
00:07:12The treatments are just really expensive. I have a savings for my doggy daycare, my dream, but...
00:07:19It's only enough for one treatment, and who knows how many she's going to need.
00:07:26Betsy practically raised us. After her parents passed, I would do anything for her.
00:07:32Amelia, I think I might know how to get you. I think I might know how to get you that money.
00:07:39You do?
00:07:40Come back. Come on. Come back tonight.
00:07:44Come back tonight.
00:07:47And make something nice.
00:07:48Come on, Becky.
00:07:51Okay.
00:07:52Oh, Amelia, you look bellissima.
00:08:03Except for the dog hair.
00:08:05Well, come with me.
00:08:08I have someone I want you to meet.
00:08:10Are they from Italy?
00:08:12Yes.
00:08:13Wow.
00:08:13Yes, of course, everything's from Italy here.
00:08:17Well, Amelia, meet Dr. Langello, my son.
00:08:21I believe you both bumped into each other yesterday, huh?
00:08:24Mm-hmm.
00:08:25Yeah.
00:08:26Aren't you the cleaning lady?
00:08:27I'm a dog walker.
00:08:29Don't be so defensive.
00:08:31I wasn't.
00:08:36Well, I suppose I'll let you two get acquainted.
00:08:40I have some unfinished business to do.
00:08:42Why don't you give yourself a glass of vino?
00:08:44Amelia, I'm happy.
00:08:46Hey, arrivederci, huh?
00:08:51Do you want to do me a favor?
00:09:01What exactly?
00:09:10How does it look?
00:09:11Not half bad.
00:09:12I mean, it's fine.
00:09:15Whatever.
00:09:19Let's do some sexy ones, okay?
00:09:22Or not.
00:09:23I don't feel like being your photographer all night.
00:09:25You work for my dad.
00:09:26You have to do what I say.
00:09:28You don't look like Romulus to me.
00:09:30Just a few more pictures.
00:09:32I'm not here to update your Tinder profile.
00:09:34I don't need Tinder.
00:09:36I'm an underwear model.
00:09:37My DMs are flooded like Florida in a hurricane.
00:09:39I don't need to do what I'm doing.
00:09:40I don't need to do what I'm doing.
00:09:40Whatever.
00:09:46Pour me another.
00:09:48I told you, I'm...
00:09:49Now.
00:09:52Fine.
00:09:59See, dog walker?
00:10:01That wasn't so hard.
00:10:04What the fuck?
00:10:07This is fucking product!
00:10:08Oh!
00:10:13Asshole!
00:10:14You crazy bitch!
00:10:18Amelia!
00:10:19Whoa!
00:10:20What's wrong?
00:10:21I asked her to pour me another drink,
00:10:23and she flipped out!
00:10:24I'm sorry, Romulus,
00:10:26but your son is a prick.
00:10:27I'm gonna be leaving.
00:10:28No, no, no, please.
00:10:28I apologize.
00:10:30My son, he's just immature.
00:10:32All right?
00:10:33And that's why I invited you.
00:10:35Pour forwarding.
00:10:36Please.
00:10:37All right?
00:10:38Just have a seat, all right?
00:10:40And I promise,
00:10:41he'll be on his best behavior
00:10:42for the rest of the night.
00:10:43Won't you, son?
00:10:44So, Amelia needs money
00:10:46to pay for her sister's cancer treatment.
00:10:50Cancer?
00:10:52And you need to settle down
00:10:54and prove that you're worthy
00:10:55of running the family business.
00:10:57Make my own money, Dad.
00:11:00Okay.
00:11:01I want the business.
00:11:02I think we can make a deal
00:11:06whereby everyone gets what they want.
00:11:10What kind of deal?
00:11:12Well, it's nothing crazy.
00:11:15No.
00:11:16You two just have to get married,
00:11:17that's all.
00:11:18What?
00:11:21What?
00:11:22Romulus, what are you saying?
00:11:24I can't marry the male Paris Hilton.
00:11:26Yeah, and I can't marry someone
00:11:28who picks up dog crap for a living.
00:11:29Well, at least I don't pose
00:11:31in my tighty-whities for money.
00:11:33Oh, I'm so low.
00:11:34Look, you have to grow up
00:11:36before you can run out business.
00:11:37And the best way to do that
00:11:38is to get married.
00:11:40We're not even a match.
00:11:41We hate each other.
00:11:43At least I do.
00:11:43Yeah, like a nuclear bomb.
00:12:10Romulus, isn't there another way?
00:12:14I don't want to be miserable
00:12:15for the rest of my life.
00:12:17Amelia, you do want to help
00:12:18your sister, don't you?
00:12:20Well, you'll be able
00:12:21to afford the treatment
00:12:22if you just agree to this arrangement.
00:12:29What's it gonna be?
00:12:34What's it gonna be?
00:12:37Fine.
00:12:39I'll do it.
00:12:40Let's do it for Betsy.
00:12:44Well, Angelo,
00:12:46it's not polite
00:12:47to keep a lovely lady waiting.
00:12:49If you're not gonna agree
00:12:50to marry her,
00:12:51then you're back.
00:12:52Then you're gonna lose
00:12:54the business.
00:12:55And you're also gonna
00:12:56lose your inheritance.
00:12:58What the hell, Dad?
00:13:02Fuck it.
00:13:03Fine.
00:13:04I'll do it.
00:13:05Now, let's just
00:13:06go into the office now.
00:13:09The lorries have already drafted the contract.
00:13:11And, son, we are going to need some champagne.
00:13:15You're in my mind.
00:13:16Try and make yourself look decent.
00:13:21You will be engaged for a period of 30 days.
00:13:24Followed by a wedding planned by me.
00:13:27And I'll tell you, it's going to be a big one for the ages, too.
00:13:30I hope the Halloween Bowl's not booked.
00:13:33Anyway, you must move in together immediately to avoid any suspicion.
00:13:38You know, look, there's nothing wrong with an arranged marriage.
00:13:42But, well, it can't do any good if word got out to the public, right?
00:13:46That's why this has to be our own secret.
00:13:49Are we agreed?
00:13:51Sure.
00:13:52All right.
00:13:53Sign in.
00:13:54Salute to the new couple.
00:14:14So, your place or mine?
00:14:27I'm not staying at a doghouse.
00:14:29Fine.
00:14:30Then we'll stay at yours.
00:14:31So, this is Michelangelo's place.
00:14:44It's like a museum in here.
00:14:47A Michelangelo museum.
00:14:49Ugh.
00:14:49Whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:15:12What was this?
00:15:13Put it in the trash.
00:15:15This isn't trash.
00:15:16These are my sisters.
00:15:17She's an artist.
00:15:18So, put them in your room.
00:15:20I said you could live here, not decorate.
00:15:21Oh, I'm sorry.
00:15:23Is it clashing with your banana hammock?
00:15:25That's man-thonged.
00:15:26It's trademarked.
00:15:31Look, I gotta go meet somebody.
00:15:33If this isn't cleaned up by the time I get back, we're throwing it all in the fireplace.
00:15:36It's electric.
00:15:43Oh, by the way, this is gonna work.
00:15:48You might want to start wearing that.
00:15:51Gee, thanks.
00:15:52Welcome.
00:16:00You're getting married?
00:16:02Shh, Betsy.
00:16:03Don't tell the whole world.
00:16:04I'm sorry, Amelia.
00:16:06It's just...
00:16:08It's not like you.
00:16:10You're saying we're...
00:16:11Reserved.
00:16:13Safe.
00:16:14Like I always taught you.
00:16:17Well, things change when you find out your sister has cancer.
00:16:22And besides, Michelangelo offered to help pay for some of your treatments.
00:16:27So, I'm okay with the quick proposal.
00:16:29Michelangelo?
00:16:31The Ninja Turtle?
00:16:32Well, Michelangelo...
00:16:36Dino Valino?
00:16:37Maybe you've heard of him?
00:16:39Michelangelo Dino Valino?
00:16:41Shh!
00:16:45Socialite man?
00:16:47Like, start a hundred canceled Bravo shows?
00:16:49How did you even meet?
00:16:51His dad is one of my clients.
00:16:55It's been a whirlwind of a romance.
00:16:57He's so toxic.
00:17:02Speak of the devil.
00:17:05Oh, yeah.
00:17:07You know, that's probably an old issue.
00:17:10This is a doctor's office.
00:17:13Amelia.
00:17:16Betsy Carlisle?
00:17:18Doctor's ready.
00:17:19We'll talk about this later.
00:17:44Ready to get wet, baby?
00:17:45Where did that come from?
00:18:05Nice place.
00:18:06I love the artwork.
00:18:19Thanks, Marlon.
00:18:21I love the artwork.
00:18:23Thanks, Marlon.
00:18:31Oh, I'm good.
00:18:31You had plenty at dinner.
00:18:32More for me.
00:18:34You know, if you like it down here, you should see the bedroom.
00:18:40No, I'm good.
00:18:41We had plenty at dinner.
00:18:43More for me.
00:18:48You know, if you like it down here,
00:18:51you should see the bedroom.
00:18:53Oh, okay.
00:19:04Who are you?
00:19:06Who are you?
00:19:08Chantel, this is Amelia.
00:19:10My roommate.
00:19:12I don't mean anything.
00:19:14Whatever.
00:19:15Can you guys just keep it down?
00:19:16I have work tomorrow morning.
00:19:18This is my house?
00:19:20We will be as loud as we want to be.
00:19:23Scream at the top of our lungs!
00:19:26You've got to be kidding me.
00:19:28What's wrong, dog walker?
00:19:30He's jealous.
00:19:32Jealous? I'm not jealous.
00:19:36Sweet dreams.
00:19:40I can't believe he said I was jealous.
00:19:44I can't believe he said I was jealous.
00:19:46How could I ever want to be with a party boy like him?
00:19:48Even if he is kinda hot.
00:19:50See you later.
00:20:00And, um, don't worry about last night.
00:20:02Sorry.
00:20:03I had one too many to drink.
00:20:04It won't happen again.
00:20:05You better not.
00:20:06How's the hangover?
00:20:08Roomie.
00:20:09Not now.
00:20:10My head's killing me.
00:20:12We need to talk about last night.
00:20:13No.
00:20:14What we need to do is order a three-egg omelet and home fries.
00:20:18I don't care if you're fooling around with your bimbos.
00:20:19Monogamy wasn't in the contract.
00:20:20But, your dad doesn't want people knowing that we're gonna have to do.
00:20:24I don't care if you're fooling around with your bimbos.
00:20:25Monogamy wasn't in the contract.
00:20:26But, your dad doesn't want people knowing how we want to get it.
00:20:27I think so.
00:20:28It won't happen again.
00:20:29You better not.
00:20:30How's the hangover?
00:20:31How's the hangover?
00:20:32Roomie.
00:20:33Not now.
00:20:34My head's killing me.
00:20:35We need to talk about last night.
00:20:37No.
00:20:38What we need to do is order a three-egg omelet and home fries.
00:20:41I don't care if you're fooling around with your bimbos. Monogamy wasn't in the contract.
00:20:47But your dad doesn't want people knowing that this is an arranged marriage.
00:20:50And you made it pretty clear to that girl last night that you don't care about me.
00:20:53Fine, I'll have her sign an NDA. Just give me my phone.
00:20:56My sister needs this money.
00:21:01My sister needs this money, Michelangelo.
00:21:05And if the paparazzi find out about this, then the contract is violated.
00:21:10Then neither of us get what we want.
00:21:18Yeah, no shit.
00:21:19I'm serious.
00:21:21Yeah, no shit.
00:21:22I'm serious.
00:21:24Don't screw this up.
00:21:27Don't screw this up.
00:21:30I've been dealing with paparazzi since I was a teenager.
00:21:33I've been dealing with paparazzi since I was a teenager.
00:21:36I know what I'm doing, dog walker.
00:21:38I know what I'm doing, dog walker.
00:21:40And just so we're clear, I will fuck whoever I want.
00:21:44And just so we're clear, I will fuck whoever I want.
00:21:47Whatever I want.
00:21:48Whatever I want.
00:21:50Fine.
00:21:51Do whatever you want.
00:21:54I'm sorry.
00:21:55It's a bit harsh.
00:21:58I'm sorry.
00:22:00It's a bit harsh.
00:22:01I'm just really...
00:22:02I'm really...
00:22:03I'm really...
00:22:04I'm really...
00:22:06I'm over.
00:22:10I'm over.
00:22:13That could have gone better.
00:22:15That could have gone better.
00:22:17Hey, baby.
00:22:27Hey, baby.
00:22:30You know, you don't have to keep working, Amelia.
00:22:32You're rich.
00:22:33You don't have to keep working, Amelia.
00:22:35You're rich now.
00:22:37I know.
00:22:38I like it.
00:22:39I know.
00:22:40I like it.
00:22:41Ah, that's good to hear.
00:22:43You know, I just hope that your work ethic rubs off on my son.
00:22:47It rubs off on my son.
00:22:49Tell me, uh...
00:22:51How are things going between the two of you, huh?
00:22:53How are things going between the two of you, huh?
00:22:56Oh, fine.
00:22:57Yeah.
00:22:58We're...
00:22:58We're still getting to know each other.
00:23:05All right.
00:23:06Well, give him time.
00:23:06We're still getting to know each other.
00:23:08All right.
00:23:09Well, give him time, all right?
00:23:10Oh, and listen.
00:23:12He is not as bad as TMZ says, all right?
00:23:15But I...
00:23:15I promise.
00:23:16I wouldn't be so sure.
00:23:18Yeah.
00:23:19You're right.
00:23:20Well, we'll see you later.
00:23:22Yeah.
00:23:22Come on, Gucci.
00:23:23Come on.
00:23:25Bye, Gooch.
00:23:28Hey, Amelia.
00:23:30Hey, Jake.
00:23:32Gucci, no!
00:23:33Royce!
00:23:35I'd say bad dog, but I'm not actually mad about this.
00:23:40It's to see you up close for once.
00:23:42Yeah.
00:23:43Same here.
00:23:50Sorry.
00:23:51Gucci's, um, a bit crazy.
00:23:54His whole family, actually.
00:23:56All these rich people are nuts.
00:23:58I should make a reality show.
00:24:00We're all dog owners of Beverly Hills.
00:24:03Do you want to walk together?
00:24:07Let these two get to know each other?
00:24:09Yeah.
00:24:10I'd like that.
00:24:16So, how long have you been a dog walker?
00:24:19A couple months.
00:24:20I like it.
00:24:21I had a bunch of terrible gigs before.
00:24:24Barista.
00:24:26Uber driver.
00:24:27Delivery guy.
00:24:29Movie extra?
00:24:30You were in a movie.
00:24:32Actually, it was a toothpaste commercial.
00:24:33I was trying to impress you.
00:24:36How about you?
00:24:37How long have you been doing this?
00:24:39I don't know.
00:24:39My whole life, I guess.
00:24:41It started as a summer job, and then I turned it into my own business.
00:24:45I guess I want to open a doggy daycare someday.
00:24:48Wow.
00:24:49I guess you really like dogs.
00:24:51Well, they're easier to hang out with than humans sometimes.
00:24:56If you want to hang out with this human sometime.
00:24:59My band's playing at the Echoplex tonight.
00:25:02Do you want to go?
00:25:04I kind of have to admit, I had a crush on you.
00:25:07You did?
00:25:10Yeah.
00:25:12I still do.
00:25:16He's cute.
00:25:18I wish he'd asked me out before I got legally engaged.
00:25:21Then again, that fuckboy has been out having fun.
00:25:27I'd love to go to the concert.
00:25:30Hell yeah.
00:25:31I mean, uh, regular.
00:25:34Yeah.
00:25:34I know it's risky, but I'm not a socialite like Michelangelo.
00:25:41I won't have to worry about paparazzi spotting me at the show.
00:25:45Hey, what's your ring?
00:25:48Um, it's just a class ring from high school.
00:25:53Looks pretty big.
00:25:55It was a big school.
00:25:57Public schools.
00:25:58Am I right?
00:25:59Come on.
00:26:04I mean, it kind of looks like an engagement ring.
00:26:07Me?
00:26:08Engaged?
00:26:09No.
00:26:10Are you kidding?
00:26:10I'm 24.
00:26:12I'm practically still a baby.
00:26:13I mean, I should be wearing diapers, crawling around, drooling.
00:26:17Nope.
00:26:18Single and ready to mingle.
00:26:20Okay.
00:26:24Royce pooped.
00:26:26I should pick it up.
00:26:27Where?
00:26:28I don't see it.
00:26:28Just over there.
00:26:32Come on.
00:26:37Do I have to wear a suit every day?
00:26:39Of course.
00:26:40It's an office.
00:26:41You want to be CEO, you got to look the part.
00:26:44You mean like you look like Willy Wonka without the chocolate factory?
00:26:48Very funny.
00:26:50You know I'm retiring next year.
00:26:51Yes, I know.
00:26:52Yeah.
00:26:52That means you got to get up to speed rapidamente.
00:26:55So today you're going to be my shadow, you'll be my extra hands, and we got a lot to do.
00:26:59Can I get to Starbucks first?
00:27:00Fuck no.
00:27:02Come on, Dad.
00:27:11Wow!
00:27:15Oh my goodness.
00:27:16Are you okay?
00:27:18Hi, I'm Michelangelo.
00:27:19You're engaged, remember?
00:27:28And this is our new palette.
00:27:31It's Matt's collection.
00:27:33He really liked these colors, so we did them twice.
00:27:37But yeah, that's the presentation by me, Michelangelo.
00:27:42What, Dad?
00:27:52What a day, Dad.
00:27:53It's not even lunchtime yet.
00:27:55Look at you.
00:27:55You got so lazy just sitting around taking pictures of yourself all the time.
00:28:00Just stick with it, will you, kid?
00:28:02Hard work does pay off.
00:28:04Let me just look at Amelia.
00:28:06What about her?
00:28:07She comes from nothing, son.
00:28:09Nobody taught her how to run a business.
00:28:10But she just worked hard, and now, well, now she earns money doing what she loves.
00:28:16I guess that's impressive.
00:28:18Yeah, see.
00:28:18See, it is.
00:28:19I hope she rubs off on you a little, you know?
00:28:23I just hope I don't get that uptight.
00:28:31Break's over.
00:28:31Okay.
00:28:32Okay.
00:28:32Okay.
00:28:32Okay.
00:28:32Okay.
00:28:33Okay.
00:28:33Okay.
00:28:33Okay.
00:28:34Okay.
00:28:34Okay.
00:28:35Okay.
00:28:36Okay.
00:28:36Okay.
00:28:37Okay.
00:28:38Okay.
00:28:38Okay.
00:28:39Okay.
00:28:40Well, not too bad, huh?
00:28:49One day down.
00:28:51Forty more years to go.
00:28:55Now, this is the time when you go home with Amelia, you talk about the day's work, raise
00:29:01you closer together, comfort each other, just like your mom and I used to do.
00:29:06You know, I'm thinking it's time for the world to meet Amelia tonight.
00:29:15Tonight?
00:29:17Shit.
00:29:18When am I going to tell Chantel?
00:29:20I promise we'd Netflix and bang tonight.
00:29:22The L.A. Zoo fundraiser, lights, camera, red carpet, perfect time to announce our lovely
00:29:27new addition to the Dino, Virginia, Amelia.
00:29:31Yeah.
00:29:32Yeah.
00:29:33Don't you think it's a bit soon, Dad?
00:29:34I mean, we just signed the contract.
00:29:36What's the matter?
00:29:37You two are getting along, aren't you?
00:29:39Yeah.
00:29:40Yeah.
00:29:41Just really starting to warm up to each other.
00:29:44All right.
00:29:45So it's all settled.
00:29:46I'll see you at eight o'clock tonight in the limo and don't be late.
00:29:52Why, Dad?
00:29:53Mm-hmm.
00:29:54So, remind me, why are we getting makeovers done again?
00:30:11Because I want to do something nice for my favorite big sister.
00:30:15And?
00:30:16And?
00:30:17You know I never splurge on stuff like this.
00:30:20But, since I'm part of the Dino-Lavino family now, I think I can afford to let my hair down.
00:30:25You better not let that hair down.
00:30:27Sorry.
00:30:28Just an expression.
00:30:36How's it going in there?
00:30:38I'm coming out.
00:30:46That bad?
00:30:50I've never seen a dog walker look this hot.
00:30:56Buy that dress.
00:30:57ASAP.
00:31:02Leave me alone, party boy.
00:31:04I've got my own function tonight.
00:31:16What are you looking at?
00:31:17You're spilling all over yourself.
00:31:34Thanks.
00:31:35Did you forget my name?
00:31:36No.
00:31:37It's just something different.
00:31:38Did you change your hair?
00:31:39Why do you care?
00:31:40The manwhorehouse is yours tonight.
00:31:41I'm going out.
00:31:42I just forgot my charger.
00:31:43Awesome.
00:31:44Thanks.
00:31:45Thanks.
00:31:46I'm taking this.
00:31:47Wait.
00:31:49I've been calling you.
00:31:50We're supposed to go to a fundraiser.
00:31:51I told you.
00:31:52I'm busy.
00:31:54Hold on.
00:31:55Amelia!
00:31:56Amelia!
00:31:58Go ahead.
00:31:59What?
00:32:00No.
00:32:01There's no rule for the woman.
00:32:02No.
00:32:03I've got to go.
00:32:04I've got to go.
00:32:05Here's what?
00:32:06I've got to go.
00:32:07Okay.
00:32:08I'm gonna try it.
00:32:09I'm gonna try it.
00:32:10Hi.
00:32:11Did you?
00:32:12Did you forget my name?
00:32:14Amelia!
00:32:22All right, hey. Look who's right on time. Nice.
00:32:26Where's Amelia?
00:32:28She's sick. She can't make it.
00:32:32Whoa, whoa, whoa. If your fiancé's sick, you know, you can't go out and party.
00:32:36Yeah, you gotta stay home with her. Give her some nice soup.
00:32:41I'll catch both of you for the next one. Tell Amelia that I hope she feels better soon. Poor thing.
00:32:47Okay, Dad.
00:32:49See you in the office.
00:32:56Stupid dog walker? Tricking me with her makeover. I'll teach her to mess with my plans.
00:33:01Hey, it's Michael and I'm with Dean Levino. Do you still track people?
00:33:11Do you still track people?
00:33:27Wow. Amelia.
00:33:29Hi.
00:33:31You look like you just walked off a runway. Without a dog.
00:33:36Sorry. I don't come to concerts often. I kind of panicked.
00:33:40No worries. I should have mentioned this is more of a $5 beer kind of place.
00:33:44Yeah.
00:33:45But you're drinking for free tonight. Talk to the bartender.
00:33:49Wow. VIP treatment.
00:33:51You look like that.
00:33:53Thanks, Jamie.
00:33:54Hey, lover boy. We're on.
00:33:59Gotta go. Find me in the green room after. Hope you like it.
00:34:04Break a leg, lover boy.
00:34:06Get me going. You know what I want, babe.
00:34:20All the little things that I'm not showing. You know what I want, babe.
00:34:26Rock stars are so much better than underwear models.
00:34:29Before I do, you know what I want, babe.
00:34:33Good. Nothing from Michelangelo. Maybe he's learned his lesson.
00:34:43One more, please.
00:34:48But that doesn't mean I'm not hooking up with Jake tonight.
00:34:58Jake, you guys are great.
00:35:00You really think so?
00:35:03I just feel like we're ripping off the strokes.
00:35:06The who?
00:35:08You don't know the strokes.
00:35:12Are they older?
00:35:13I'm more of a top 40 kind of girl.
00:35:17It's alright. Lots of stuff to energy you to.
00:35:21You want some of them to drink?
00:35:22Yeah. Thank you.
00:35:24Yeah.
00:35:25Yeah.
00:35:30So, when did you learn how to play guitar?
00:35:33Since I was 13.
00:35:35Played in bands all through high school and college, but I feel like this one's finally going someplace.
00:35:40That's awesome.
00:35:41And when I get my record deal, I can fully quit my job, focus on music full time.
00:35:47You're gonna quit dog walking? I thought you liked it.
00:35:51I do, but it's just another gig until I hit it big in music.
00:35:55I don't even like dogs that much. I'm more of a cat person.
00:35:58A cat person?
00:36:03Who doesn't like dogs? Even Michelangelo's good with Gucci.
00:36:07I don't want to talk about work tonight.
00:36:10I just want to relax.
00:36:12Have a good time.
00:36:14You're beautiful, you know that?
00:36:18I thought I wanted to hook up with Jake.
00:36:20Now I'm not sure.
00:36:21We have nothing in common.
00:36:23Is it weird that I feel a tiny bit guilty?
00:36:28What the heck? I'm tipsy, and he's cute.
00:36:32Michelangelo had his fun. Now I can have mine.
00:36:48Looks like someone needs obedience.
00:36:51What's going on?
00:36:53That's Michelangelo Dino Livino, the Nepo Baby underwear model.
00:36:56He's not.
00:36:58You coming with me, dog walker?
00:37:00Don't make me get the leash.
00:37:01What the hell, Michelangelo?
00:37:03Back off, dude. Back off.
00:37:06Grubby little hipster. She's my fiancée.
00:37:09So that was an engagement ring?
00:37:11Jake, I can explain.
00:37:13Let's go.
00:37:15I'm really sorry, Jake.
00:37:17I'm not Jake.
00:37:18I'm not Jake.
00:37:24This is for making me Uber all the way to fucking Silver Lake.
00:37:30And this is for making me listen to Andy.
00:37:31I can't believe you did that.
00:37:32After your high and mighty speech?
00:37:33You're such a hypocrite.
00:37:35Yeah, well, I don't have the paparazzi following me around.
00:37:36Just an Italian-American psycho.
00:37:38I'm not following you around.
00:37:40You know what? I get it.
00:37:41You saw me with Chantelle last night, and now you're jealous.
00:37:43Me jealous?
00:37:44Did you see the way that you were acting around Jake?
00:37:45Like, I would ever fuck a dog walker.
00:37:48I am more than a dog walker, you playboy prick.
00:37:49I have a name.
00:37:51Wait, what are you doing? That is an original.
00:37:53I'm so sick of your bullshit.
00:37:55Oh, fine!
00:37:56I'll just hop in my time machine, go back to ancient Rome, and get another one.
00:37:59I don't care.
00:38:00I don't care.
00:38:01I don't care.
00:38:02I don't care.
00:38:03I don't care.
00:38:04I don't care.
00:38:05I don't care.
00:38:06I don't care.
00:38:07I don't care.
00:38:08I don't care.
00:38:09I don't care.
00:38:10I don't care.
00:38:11I don't care.
00:38:12I don't care.
00:38:13I don't care.
00:38:14And get another one.
00:38:15I don't care about your art, your money, your stupid mansion.
00:38:17You're treating me like shit.
00:38:20That's from the Renaissance.
00:38:21You are history's worst nightmare.
00:38:23I tried to make this work with you.
00:38:25We signed a contract.
00:38:26For an arranged marriage.
00:38:27Did you actually think this arrangement would be anything more than a business transaction?
00:38:31You are such a simpleton.
00:38:35Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:38:37Well, at least I'm not a spoiled brat.
00:38:39I tried to get along with you.
00:38:41You brought this on to yourself.
00:38:42I wish I never agreed to this awful engagement.
00:38:44Right back at you.
00:38:45I fucking hate you.
00:38:47I fucking hate you more.
00:38:49I hate you more.
00:39:49Where am I? Who's spooning me? Is that Jake? How drunk was I?
00:40:02Michelangelo?
00:40:07Dog Walker.
00:40:09Oh, I forgot we did that last night. Must have been all those free beers.
00:40:16Uh huh. We don't have to talk about this, right?
00:40:21We had too many drinks. We just forget it ever happened. If that's what you want.
00:40:26Definitely. Um, I have to go to work.
00:40:32I should get up too.
00:40:35Oh, my head.
00:40:37There's Pedialine in the fridge.
00:40:40Thanks for coming today, sis.
00:40:42Of course. My doctor did say I needed lots of exercise.
00:40:48Well, you look great. Thanks.
00:40:51I don't feel great. The treatment's taking a lot out of me.
00:40:57But you, on the other hand, are glowing today. What's going on?
00:41:03So... Michelangelo and I had sex last night.
00:41:08Wait. For the first time?
00:41:12Yeah. We're taking it slow.
00:41:15Michelangelo. The male gigolo is taking it slow.
00:41:20Maybe I did misjudge him.
00:41:25And... How was it?
00:41:28Well...
00:41:30Really bad. Right? I knew it.
00:41:32Actually...
00:41:34It was the best sex I ever had?
00:41:37Well, that explains the glow.
00:41:42I am happy for you, sis.
00:41:44Physical chemistry is important.
00:41:47That's actually what I wanted to talk to you about.
00:41:50I don't get it.
00:41:51He and I are nothing alike.
00:41:52And yet, he knows how to push all of my buttons.
00:41:54I feel like...
00:41:55Like an arcade game.
00:41:56And he just keeps getting the high score again and again and...
00:42:00You get the picture.
00:42:03Hey.
00:42:05Opposites attract.
00:42:07I mean...
00:42:08That's why you guys love each other so much.
00:42:11Because you're so different.
00:42:13Something like that.
00:42:17Huh?
00:42:22Here it comes.
00:42:24Right on the schedule.
00:42:25The dog walker's in love with me.
00:42:28I'll have to let her down easy.
00:42:30Weird.
00:42:31I haven't heard from the dog walker all morning.
00:42:33What was that about?
00:42:44Must be the hangover.
00:42:54Hey, I'd like to hang out tonight.
00:42:56Maybe we can finish what we started last time.
00:42:58Hey, unfortunately something came up.
00:43:13I...
00:43:14I can't make it tonight.
00:43:18Why can't I stop thinking about the dog walker?
00:43:20And why hasn't she...
00:43:22Texted me yet?
00:43:23Texted me yet.
00:43:44Hey.
00:43:47Hi.
00:43:48We should talk about...
00:43:49We should talk.
00:43:50About Leslie.
00:43:54I'm not very good with words.
00:43:56Me neither.
00:43:57But...
00:43:58Last night I...
00:43:59You don't have to say anything.
00:44:00We both know it was a mistake.
00:44:02And we can just go back to hating each other.
00:44:05Like nothing ever happened.
00:44:06I don't think you understand it.
00:44:07You just listen to me for a second.
00:44:09Look.
00:44:10You don't have to worry about me catching feelings.
00:44:11I'm a big girl.
00:44:12I've had a one night stand before.
00:44:14I've never been with someone like you before.
00:44:17Okay.
00:44:18I get it.
00:44:19I'm not one of your...
00:44:20Your models.
00:44:21Or your...
00:44:22Your D-list actresses.
00:44:24You don't have to give me some...
00:44:25Big speech about letting me down easily.
00:44:27I know that if you would take back last night.
00:44:29That you would.
00:44:30And frankly so would I.
00:44:31I mean...
00:44:32You're driving me nuts.
00:44:33You don't understand.
00:44:34Let's...
00:44:35Let's get some take out.
00:44:36And figure this thing out.
00:44:38I don't need you to mansplain my own feelings to me.
00:44:41Wait.
00:44:42Did you just call me Amelia?
00:44:47What happened to Dog Walker?
00:44:50I have a confession to make.
00:44:55Last night...
00:44:56I don't know how.
00:44:57I don't know why.
00:45:00That was the best sex I've ever had in my life.
00:45:04Really?
00:45:05Do I look like I'm lying?
00:45:07I'm not a good actor.
00:45:09I could even do reality TV.
00:45:12But...
00:45:13There is...
00:45:14A fire between us Amelia.
00:45:16Some kind of crazy...
00:45:17Cosmic chemistry.
00:45:21You sound like you're...
00:45:22Reading a horoscope.
00:45:23Amelia.
00:45:25Please.
00:45:28I know you felt it too.
00:45:34Amelia.
00:45:35Please.
00:45:36Don't act like you didn't feel it too.
00:45:37I felt it too.
00:45:39I felt it too.
00:45:45So why are we fighting it?
00:45:47I've been thinking about you all day.
00:45:49Me too.
00:45:50I feel a bit of a different��.
00:45:51I feel embarrassed because of her.
00:45:52You weren't doing this to her.
00:45:54I can't do this to her.
00:45:55I need a patient.
00:45:56I think I'm not going to be doing this.
00:45:57I thought I did too.
00:45:58I think I was going to be doing it.
00:45:59But what was she saying?
00:46:00You were going to be doing it?
00:46:01I'm just going to be doing it.
00:46:03I remember it.
00:46:05You were not going to be doing it.
00:46:06I thought I was going to be doing it.
00:46:07It was not going to be doing it.
00:46:08so i set the kitchen on fire how am i supposed to know you're not supposed to light fireball
00:46:31shots on fire it's not my fault they should change the name no wonder they canceled vanderpump's
00:46:39super yacht if you think that's funny just wait till the next episode the captain gets super drunk
00:46:44off espresso martinis and he almost sinks the boat you know when you're not acting like a complete
00:46:54douchebag you're not so bad thanks you know we could actually try this hey if the sex stays this
00:47:05good i'm open for anything i'm serious the wedding's coming up we could give it a shot
00:47:13you mean like you and me together together why not were you planning on marrying someone else
00:47:24oh gucci what's the rush
00:47:36oh hey royce jake how's it going good yeah look the other night was kind of crazy i know
00:47:52i should have told you about michelangelo we were kind of in a fight i'm sorry for bringing
00:48:00you into this is he always like that so aggressive and controlling i couldn't believe the way he just
00:48:06dragged you off like that he was like a caveman lugging home his woman well i am his woman
00:48:12he saw us together and he got jealous and i don't blame him oh my god my actually sticking up for
00:48:20michelangelo dina volino i didn't mean a pride i just wanted to make sure everything's okay
00:48:26i'm here if you need to talk thanks jake but i'm engaged remember and the only person i want to talk to
00:48:36is my fiancee we had a connection you're a cat person it never would have worked come on gucci let's go
00:48:49cats are awesome
00:48:53that was a great presentation the marketing director loved your ideas for the new line
00:48:59you think so oh maybe i'm finally starting to hang in the ceo thing oh yeah yeah now listen i gotta
00:49:07fly to paris for a few days you mind watching uh your little brother for me gucci sure but i mean
00:49:13you know dogs are more amelia specialty yeah but that's how you impress her you invite her for a
00:49:19romantic date at the dog park at the dog park mm-hmm i just texted her it's all set now go get a lover boy
00:49:40so you just throw it and he brings it back you've never played fetch before
00:49:44it's it's my dad's dog not mine let me try that's okay i know you don't want to touch a slobbery ball with
00:49:54your dainty hands do you ever get tired of the dog stuff no i like my work what's the point in working
00:50:06if you never get a chance to have fun you're right i should work less if nothing else
00:50:15you're letting me get closer to my little brother
00:50:21fetch gucci
00:50:26i've got a big surprise a surprise just wait and see
00:50:31what's that special delivery from masterione's italian deli
00:50:52but gucci it's your favorite prosciutto you know that's awful for dogs right
00:51:03i thought you were off the clock today besides a special occasion
00:51:10i also thought we could use his water bowl to pour a little chianti into it
00:51:13okay this is for us why don't you get us a core script what else is in the back
00:51:21just some imported italian ingredients so i can make you a real italian dinner
00:51:25that was so good i feel like i just
00:51:44went to italy even though i've never been how did you do this i can't cook at all
00:51:50making italian food is one of my favorite things to do did you learn in culinary school
00:51:55no my mom taught me tell me about her
00:51:58i've never told a girl about my mom
00:52:03sorry i don't mean to pray she passed away when i was 11. breast cancer
00:52:09but i have a lot of good memories of her she grew up in a little village in tuscany and
00:52:17she taught me everything i know about cooking we'd spend hours in the kitchen just cooking and eating
00:52:23and laughing i still have all of her recipes here handwritten in italian that's really special
00:52:32i miss her this might sound corny but i feel a little closer to her when i make her recipes
00:52:43it's not corny but i didn't know you're such a softy just don't tell tmz what about your parents
00:52:53my parents died in a car accident when i was 13. it's been me and betsy ever since i'm sorry
00:53:01i just really hope these treatments work
00:53:06i don't want to lose her too
00:53:10i'm sorry your story made me emotional i'm gonna go do the dishes i'll help you no no it's fine
00:53:16i like doing the dishes it relaxes me good because i hate them well then i guess we make a good team
00:53:23is it just the wine or am i really falling for him
00:53:32hey hey do you want an espresso i just figured out how to make the machine work
00:53:52no thank you me and dad have a morning meeting i'm kind of in a rush okay well don't forget gucci
00:53:58how could i ready bro well let me fix your tie
00:54:06what do you know about ties you wear t-shirts to work and you wore man thongs two weeks ago
00:54:11so touché there you go okay bye bye love you love you too
00:54:25sorry it's reflex i didn't mean to say that me neither too soon talk about it later yeah okay
00:54:43uh could that have been any more awkward and is michelangelo really in love with me
00:54:48look who's here hey my little guy hey little gucci look at this right here huh let's try oh yeah now
00:55:06here's uh here's mine right just like that huh yeah even got one for big brother right there
00:55:13there you go come to papa yes my boy all right all right so we got to talk about this uh this
00:55:22wedding right this is two weeks off hollywood bowl they're waiting for an answer and i bumped into
00:55:28chris martin on the plane he says the band is free you like cold play right dad we can't have the
00:55:36wedding at the hollywood bowl well all right then we'll book uh the magic castle how about that not too
00:55:43big plenty of room for cold play huh let's just pump the brakes we cannot plan a wedding like this
00:55:50what something wrong with amelia no everything is great it's better than great honestly but we cannot
00:55:59have a big flashy wedding that's our thing it's not amelia's thing i think it'd make it uncomfortable
00:56:06wow wow i never thought of that you know you have a very good point yeah
00:56:15i'm very impressed you've never acted like this with any other woman i can't say i've ever felt like
00:56:22this with another girl sounds like you might be falling in love love love yeah i don't know
00:56:35all right all right change the deal then i cancel the hollywood bowl all right and then we'll have a
00:56:40nice small intimate affair a wedding with cold play no cold play dad no cold play
00:56:56so it's about my cancer treatment it's not working i know it i talked to my doctors yesterday
00:57:04and i'm cured what you're cured oh congratulations thank you i wasn't expecting it i didn't think i
00:57:17would be cured in only two sessions it only took two sessions i almost had enough in my savings to cover
00:57:24that maybe i didn't need the dina volino's money what's wrong sis we should be celebrating
00:57:32i brought prosecco no yeah no i'm good yeah amelia i'm your sister you can tell me anything
00:57:44is it michelangelo is everything okay if that punk pretty boy hurts you i will take that man thong
00:57:51and give him a wedgie so far up his butt that it will cut him in two it's not michelangelo let's see
00:57:58it's me i have to tell you something
00:58:08i cannot believe that they convinced you to do an arranged marriage what is this game of thrones it's
00:58:16the only way that i could pay for your treatments and you know that i would do anything for you
00:58:20actually he's not that bad i kind of like him yeah babe that's called stockholm syndrome we need to get
00:58:32you out of there betsy i have real feelings for him but what about the tabloid stories you heard what
00:58:43he did to that floozy in disney world they banned him for life you'll never go to epcot he's not actually
00:58:51like the stories or at least not to me he's only acting like that to get into your pants amelia
00:59:00if you marry michelangelo he will make your life a living hell what if you meet him
00:59:07yeah meet him maybe he'll change your mind maybe maybe you'll actually like him don't count on it please
00:59:16me just give him a chance fine yes only one yes
00:59:26you won't regret it i'm gonna go get the prosecco
00:59:28you better bring the whole bottle
00:59:36thank you for making dinner of course i'm glad she's cancer free we need to celebrate
00:59:44michelangelo you know that betsy is the most important person in the world to me right you mean
00:59:50besides me i'm serious it's really important to me that you two get along have a glass of wine
00:59:58tonight's gonna be great
01:00:09it's enormous why would anybody need so much room it's nice to see you too sis
01:00:22nice to finally meet you betsy
01:00:24so this is the infamous uh michelangelo
01:00:35how about we start off with a glass of champagne 96 domperion amelia said that's the year that you
01:00:40were born yeah sorry i can't drink that fancy stuff it's worth more than my car why would anybody spend
01:00:47that much on that much on a drink
01:00:51$8.99 at ralph's it's delicious this was made in france sorry can't touch that stuff so who wants a drink
01:01:17you hardly touch your food it's a little too rich for me mine tastes great
01:01:31so michelangelo i have some big sister questions to ask about the pernuptials coming up you don't mind do you
01:01:42fire away so i know you two have been having your fun um but what's this relationship gonna look like once that honeymoon phase wears off
01:01:56i don't think it's going to
01:01:59that's cute and all but what about her career are you gonna support her
01:02:05or kids what's your stance on that or are you just gonna
01:02:08jump to the next person once you get bored and this gets too serious
01:02:10betsy look i know i have a past but i'm committed to it we haven't talked about kids but i'm open to anything
01:02:21see michelangelo that's my point you two are getting married and you barely know each other
01:02:27we know enough easy betsy i just think it's a bad idea getting married this soon
01:02:34and if you really cared about amelia you would give her the time and what makes you such an expert
01:02:41i don't see a ring on your finger michelangelo you probably picked them apart the way you're doing
01:02:46me right now it's no wonder amelia was so uptight when i met her she gets it from you
01:02:51are you gonna let him talk to me like that amelia you started it
01:02:54why don't we all just calm down betsy's just looking out for my best interest no she's alone
01:03:06and miserable and trying to drag you down with her that's not fair michelangelo she's not been
01:03:11fair to me since she walked through the door you're the horniest bastard in beverly hills and
01:03:15you're a frigid lonely woman who cannot stand to see her sister happy you know what you can't talk
01:03:20to betsy like that that's my sister she just survived cancer that doesn't give her a right
01:03:27to insult me inside my own house this is my house too and she can say whatever she wants not to me
01:03:33you know maybe she should be concerned i don't like this side of you see i told you you should have
01:03:37spent more time getting to know each other but i guess the contract doesn't allow for that you told
01:03:42her she's my sister i don't care that violates our agreement oh is that all i am to you a contractual
01:03:48agreement some kind of obligation it's not what i meant it came out wrong amelia i love you
01:03:56you love me don't listen to him he doesn't even know what that means shut the up
01:04:02you know what maybe she was right i shouldn't have signed that contract it's over
01:04:12we need to get out of here i've seen too many true crime documentaries on netflix to know what happens
01:04:18when you tell rich people secrets amelia i know this is hard to hear but you did the right thing
01:04:30you do so much better than him yeah but he isn't a monster i shouldn't have said that we can talk about
01:04:38it on the road get packing and if we leave now we can get to mexico by dawn lay low for a bit mexico
01:04:46or canada whatever it's that or stay here and get sued by the dino lovinos or worse
01:04:54i don't think romulus and michelangelo would sue us i mean i only told you about the contract it's not
01:05:00like i told you you don't know that we're liabilities lose ends you should listen to more true kind podcast
01:05:13get rid of that thing they could be tracking us right now yeah you know michelangelo did manage to
01:05:20follow me to the echoplex the other night see you could have a sniper on us
01:05:30it's romulus hey romulus what what do you mean gucci's missing
01:05:36you came against my better judgment i'm not happy you've been blowing me off i've just been busy but
01:05:58it's over with now you should punish me for straying you make me sick i make me sick
01:06:18nice underwear it's a great craftsmanship
01:06:28okay let's get this over with
01:06:34is that all you have to say do you even realize how hot i am i'm sorry chantel
01:06:43i thought i wanted this but i don't i'm not the stud that i used to be
01:06:50amelia broke up with me
01:06:59it feels like she's stomping on my heart with one of your shoes
01:07:05never in a million years did i think i'd fall for dog walk with my hair i am
01:07:08fucking devastated
01:07:26amelia
01:07:26oh hi dad
01:07:31gucci's gone
01:07:33i'll be right there
01:07:42romulus
01:07:46well i i only had him off the leash for a second you know we're practically in the house and there all
01:07:51of a sudden he just shot off like a rocket i've been calling him all night but he won't come back
01:07:58well we can help you find him
01:08:01yeah right
01:08:04good thanks good
01:08:06gucci this better not be a trap just come on
01:08:09gucci gucci gucci hey hey hey where's becalangelo huh i thought you were both together why isn't he here with you
01:08:19oh um he's sorry i'm late dad
01:08:24where were you i had to stop for late night delivery of mastriani's
01:08:28it's gucci's favorite prosciutto this doesn't ring out of hiding nothing will
01:08:33smart move dude here ladies take a piece of this prosciutto
01:08:37oh yeah that's it
01:08:42give me the urk
01:08:53gucci
01:09:00he's hopeless we've been looking for him all night long
01:09:04we're never gonna find him
01:09:07don't give up dad he's just off having a little adventure keep looking he'll turn up in a few minutes
01:09:14see they're not gonna kill us i do have to admit though i didn't expect to see this side of him
01:09:21he's really there for his dad his dad's dog so you approve now they didn't say that
01:09:29gucci
01:09:35gucci my boy's back
01:09:38okay okay okay i'm a little closer to approving
01:09:50i might have possibly misjudged you a little
01:10:06it's okay most of what the tabloids publish is true they just leave out part of the story amelia
01:10:13can we talk
01:10:18please
01:10:22amelia can we talk
01:10:27please okay
01:10:28amelia
01:10:37amelia i'm sorry about earlier tonight
01:10:42i shouldn't have attacked your sister and i shouldn't have blown up at you for mentioning the contract
01:10:47i hope that you know you mean so much more to me than just a business agreement
01:10:57thanks for saying that i needed to hear that
01:11:02and i'm sorry for calling you a monster
01:11:04you're not one
01:11:08i'm still learning new things about you
01:11:11most of them are good
01:11:14i'm happy we signed the contract
01:11:17i'm not
01:11:20you're not what do you mean
01:11:25amelia this might sound crazy but i meant it when i said that i love you
01:11:31and i don't want some silly piece of paper to be the reason that we stay together
01:11:38i want to know that our love is real
01:11:42dad what is it son i want to cancel the contract between me and amelia
01:11:49why son because i want to ask her to marry me
01:11:54and not because of some legal obligation
01:11:57but because she wants to
01:12:06consider our contracts null and void
01:12:15amelia
01:12:17what will it be
01:12:21will you marry me
01:12:25will you marry me
01:12:28yes
01:12:29i'll marry you
01:12:45you've made me the happiest underwear model in the world
01:12:49and i'm the happiest dog walker
01:12:50look at me i'm dripping like a roman aqueduct
01:12:57all right all right you two that's enough all right we spent this whole night together
01:13:03come over to my place all right we'll have a nice breakfast italian style
01:13:08hopefully it's not too rich for you
01:13:10i think i can get used to it and then we can all discuss the wedding all right i want to hear from
01:13:16everybody involved especially uh coldplay we're not getting coldplay dad it was worth a try
01:13:33and now the bride and groom would like to give their vows michelangelo
01:13:51i'm
01:13:55amelia
01:13:58even though we're far from a perfect couple we're perfect together i've learned so much from you in
01:14:06such a short amount of time and not just about dogs i don't know how i ever managed anything without you
01:14:14i'm looking forward to your support and counsel as i take over the family business from my father this year and
01:14:25in return i promise to be patient and a loving husband as you turn our backyard into the doggy daycare you've always dreamed of
01:14:43amelia you are the only thing better than free underwear i love you so much
01:14:55i never thought i would end up with a former man thong model but here we are michelangelo you've
01:15:04helped me come out of my shell and you've taught me how to live life to the fullest something i hope
01:15:09to do more of on our honeymoon in italy and although we haven't spent much time together it feels like a
01:15:19lifetime in a good way i know your mom would be proud of you ti amo michelangelo i love you
01:15:27with the power vested in me by almighty god and the city of beverly hills i now pronounce you husband
01:15:33and wife you may kiss your bride thanks i'm betsy amelia's sister i'm jake another dog walker
01:15:52it's crazy you know given my sister but i've always been more of a cat person me too
01:16:03oh
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