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00:00You know, Molly, it seems lately that you've had some kind of personal vendetta against the WWE Women's Champion, Trish Stratus.
00:07Of course I have, Terry. I mean, she hit me in the head with the title last week.
00:11But I'm over that now.
00:13Now my problem is with you.
00:15I'm supposed to take you as a credible journalist when all that I can think about is this.
00:22I mean, look at this. You can practically see your nipples.
00:26And to think that you have a monthly column called Raw Sex, it's disgusting.
00:33You and Trish, you're just alike.
00:35You set a horrible example for women to defend by exploiting their bodies.
00:39Wow.
00:40What else have you got in there?
00:42Excuse me?
00:44Sorry to interrupt you.
00:45You know, it's just that I finally figured out why you dislike Terry and I so much.
00:49I mean, you know, you talk about this and that, but really it's because you've got a big ass.
00:54What? Did you have a seat on?
00:56Yeah, you know, you talk about morals and about us not doing our diva thing.
01:00And I think the problem is you just, you've got a big ass.
01:02And your ass is like an amphitheater.
01:05It's so big you could show like a whole drive-in movie on that thing.
01:09No!
01:10What I'm trying to say, Molly, is that you got a whole lot of junk in your trunk.
01:15Molly got back!
01:16So, you're sleazy and crass.
01:19Trish, you don't deserve to be a champion.
01:21In fact, you bring that title down.
01:24A WWE women's champion should be pure, wholesome, and virtuous.
01:29Like me.
01:30So, what do you say you and I get this over with and get in the ring?
01:37Okay, Molly.
01:38Well, I'll give you your match tonight.
01:41And if you beat me, get your title shot.
01:45But if you lose,
01:48well, then you're going to have to wrestle in one of these.
01:52Yay!
01:53Ring!
01:54Get out of here!
01:54Fine.
01:56I'll see you in the ring.
01:59Hello.
02:00Look at that!
02:01Same.
02:03William Regal!
02:04Uh-oh.
02:05Oh, wow.
02:05What's the deal with this, De'Arc?
02:07Woo!
02:07Here she comes!
02:10They're next!
02:16Cheers to me!
02:17Hey, baby, what's your sign?
02:20So, do you come here often?
02:21Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
02:23Have you ever seen an F?
02:24This big?
02:25World Wrestling Entertainment.
02:27Get the F out.
02:29Thanks, I needed that.
02:31They're named same attitude.
02:33Here's the WWE.
02:35And, King, are you ready for this?
02:37I hope I am.
02:40Woo-hoo!
02:40The following non-title match is scheduled for one fall.
02:44Introducing first,
02:45she is the WWE Women's Champion,
02:48Tripp Stratus!
02:50Well, Molly Holly can earn a WWE Women's Title match
02:53by winning this, and earlier tonight,
02:56Tripp Stratus had some, well, somewhat candid remarks to make about, well, the Virtuous Molly's backside.
03:03A big backside!
03:04I mean, you know, you talk about this and that, but really, it's because you, you got a big ass.
03:12Yeah, you know, you talk about morals and about us not doing our diva thing,
03:16and I think the problem is you just, you got a big ass,
03:18and your ass is like an amphitheater.
03:20I mean, it's so big, you could show, like, a whole driving movie on that thing.
03:26What I'm trying to say, Molly, is that you got a whole lot of junk in your trunk.
03:32I'm sugar-coated, Tripp!
03:33What were you really trying to say?
03:36I can't wait for Molly comes out here.
03:37This is actually a thong match, you know, JR.
03:42Tripp wins!
03:43And making her win the ring!
03:45Molly Holly!
03:46Well, Molly certainly had her best side to describe.
03:49Dean of this wondered, all these years we've been together, are you an ass man?
03:55Well, I must be!
03:57Everywhere I go, people say, you're an ass, man!
04:00Hey, look at this!
04:00And Molly trying to gain this early advantage here on Trish.
04:03There's no time to stake in this match.
04:05I want the cameraman to get a couple shots of Molly's backside.
04:09I want to see.
04:10Wow, she does have a caboose like a moose!
04:13Look at that, JR!
04:14Come on!
04:15The last person in the world you want to describe as somebody else's big ass is OJR.
04:20That's a pot called the kettle black, let me tell you.
04:22Somebody told Molly to haul ass you, had to make two trips.
04:25I've never noticed that before!
04:27If Molly wins this match, she earns a WWE title match against Trish.
04:31Yeah, but if she loses, she's got to wrestle next week on Raw with a thong on!
04:36Well, that'll have to be in the 10 o'clock hour.
04:38Yeah!
04:38We might see a little cellulite, a few dimples.
04:40Get off her hair!
04:41Let's face it, she's obviously been training and flippies.
04:44Whoa!
04:44Look at that!
04:45There's a cover.
04:47Oh-ee!
04:48Till the come, that no-holes-barred matchup.
04:50Vince McMahon, Ric Flair, one-on-one, no-holes-barred for complete ownership of the WWE.
04:55That match is here live tonight.
04:57All right, now, I'm not going to say that Molly's ass is big, but I think she does get fan mail
05:03from Rikishi.
05:04Look at that thing!
05:05Ooh!
05:07Whoa!
05:07Hey!
05:08Oh, look at Molly.
05:09She can still flip it!
05:10Nice handspring elbow.
05:13And the cover by Molly is just good old!
05:15Trish kicking out.
05:16Hey, Molly, I got two words for you.
05:18Dive master.
05:20Look at those cheeks, JR!
05:24Oh, you know, I...
05:25She's very well developed in her glutamous area.
05:29Yeah, she's a nutritional overachiever back there.
05:33Oh, look out here.
05:34There you go!
05:36Nice kickbacker by Trish.
05:37Both ladies down now.
05:39Still to come, we hope to hear from Shawn Michaels.
05:42Shawn Michaels joining the NWO here last week.
05:45Shawn has been very tight-lipped since then, and we hope to hear from Shawn Michaels tonight
05:50and ask at least why he joined the NWO.
05:53I do want to see Molly in the thong next week, though.
05:56Do you really?
05:56Yes!
05:57I don't want to see anybody in the thong.
05:59Woo!
06:01Next thing you know, you'll be proposing to one of these women.
06:04Oh, man, do you think Trish would marry me?
06:06Oh, look out here.
06:07King, how many wives have you had?
06:10Oh, I've had several wives, JR.
06:12Three of them, my own.
06:14Holly Holly now with Trish down here.
06:17You actually like...
06:18You ain't the marrying kind, I can tell you from experience.
06:21I actually like one of them.
06:22Oh, look at...
06:23Look out, cameraman.
06:24Holly Holly going up top here.
06:26Let's show a double picture on that.
06:27Oh, use that backside.
06:29Oh!
06:29Oh!
06:30Oh!
06:30Oh!
06:31Oh!
06:31Oh!
06:32Oh!
06:32Oh!
06:33Oh!
06:33Oh!
06:34Oh!
06:34Here is your winner, Molly Holly!
06:38Man, she hit poor Trish with those thunder thighs of hers and...
06:42Now what?
06:44Well, Molly Holly has earned a WWE.
06:47Hey, wait a minute.
06:49Oh, wait, Pete.
06:50There's those...
06:50There's those...
06:51There's those things that Trish threw on Molly last week.
06:54She's still got them.
06:55Let me have them.
06:56I've looked everywhere for those.
06:57What are you doing?
06:58What do you want with it?
06:59Look at her!
07:00Oh, they might.
07:00Oh, they might.
07:00Oh, they took them.
07:02Trish with the thong.
07:03Oh, there you go!
07:04Oh, the thong can be an evil weapon.
07:09Look out!
07:09Give me that!
07:12And referee Charles Robinson had an armful.
07:14Both arms full there.
07:15Pulling Molly off Trish.
07:17The bottom line here is that Molly Holly won this match.
07:20Get out of here, Buffy the Puppet Slayer.
07:23Look at her.
07:24Oh, they use that loaded caboose on that one.
07:27Watch out, Buffy the Puppet Slayer come down here.
07:32This should be illegal.
07:33Oh!
07:38I'll tell you what.
07:38Locker or not, Molly's got that WWE win this title match coming here right now.
07:43That was the deal here.
07:45Oh, look at she's choking Trish with her own thong.
07:50What in God's name else is going to happen here tonight?
07:53That's what I want to know.
07:54Watch Trish.
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