Maria Vs Lita RAW March 6, 2006

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00:00We didn't see the kick from Johnny. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Oh, the rated R superstar in Lita.

00:07Well, Lita is going to be in action. She goes one-on-one against Maria. That's live.

00:12What kind of action? What kind of action?

00:15And now, the WWE Rewind is brought to you by new and improved just for men hair color.

00:21Targets only the gray. Ain't nothing like it.

00:25Oh, my God. She's flashing. Look out.

00:28And John Cena with another sidestep. Lita gets speared.

00:32And Maria's just blind-tagged herself in.

00:35Oh, wait. She's kidding me. Look at this.

00:38Who the fuck?

00:40Are you kidding me?

00:41No, no. It really happened.

00:47We're back live on Raw.

00:48Before the break, we saw it was four weeks ago that Maria scored a surprising pinball victory on Lita in a mixed tag team matchup.

00:55And tonight, Lita gets a chance at redemption.

00:58The following contest is game before one fall.

01:03In addition to first, from Chicago, Illinois, Maria.

01:07You know, what we just saw, you know, Saturday Night's Main Event is an institution.

01:12I mean, it's going to be such a big night.

01:13And I, for one, am ecstatic that it's coming back.

01:16We're sold out in Detroit, and I can't wait to get there.

01:19I hope you'll be a little more objective when we get to Detroit for Saturday Night's Main Event.

01:26When you call Shawn Michaels' team and fans' match.

01:30Sure that I'll call right down the middle like I always do.

01:32And making your way to the ring for Stanford, North Carolina, Lita.

01:37And you've got to believe that Edge is loving the fact that he has the night off and gets the locks for a change.

01:43He's better have Lita in action.

01:49A rated-R superstar accompanying Lita to the ring.

01:52And on paper, this will look to be a mismatch.

01:54I mean, Maria joined us as part of the 2004 War Diva Search.

01:58But Lita is a two-time WWE Women's Champion.

02:01Styles, it is a mismatch.

02:03Not a match, but it is.

02:04Lita's got quite a pass, all right.

02:07You mean her wrestling track record, right?

02:09Yeah, right.

02:12I like to refer to her as a previously enjoyed companion.

02:18Boy, Lita, she doesn't look worried at all.

02:21You're right.

02:22I mean, let's face it.

02:24This is pretty much a bunch of mismatch, at least on paper.

02:27Well, Maria was so cocky when she got that win with John Cena.

02:32She probably feels like she can compete one-on-one.

02:37You hear the chant from the crowd.

02:40And the immortal words of Hacksaw, Kentucky, and Holmes from the crowd.

02:55That's a different chant.

02:57Wait, you tell us what that chant is.

03:00Go, Joey.

03:01Go, Joey.

03:02I'd rather not.

03:03It's not the Edge fan club.

03:06Just mocking Maria, who has been training very hard to become a better wrestler,

03:14but of course, Lita, a two-time WWE Women's Champion.

03:16Yeah, Maria's also been running her mouth about how accomplished she's become.

03:22Come on.

03:25She's learning very quickly.

03:27There's a big difference in going one-on-one against Lita and not having John Cena, the WWE Champion, in your court.

03:33That goes without saying, Coach.

03:36You are absolutely correct.

03:37Oh, Lita picking her spots with Maria.

03:43Yeah, Lita, you're just, you're really...

03:45She is.

03:45She has a great outfit, too, kid.

03:47Yeah, she's really proud of her.

03:48Oh, it's time for some love.

03:54Wait a second.

03:54Oh, man.

03:57Would that have been great enough?

03:59It was another surprise victory by Maria.

04:02We almost had our wardrobe mouth on that as well.

04:07Now, look at Lina.

04:12Edge does seem to be concerned.

04:14But still, Lita, still not attempting to pin Maria.

04:23She's just having a good time punishing.

04:25She's going to drag this out as long as possible.

04:27And why shouldn't she?

04:29Why shouldn't she?

04:30Like you said, it's a mismatch.

04:33And Lita is not in Lita's class yet.

04:38Lita felt humiliated by being pinned by Maria.

04:40Now she wants to humiliate Maria.

04:42Listen to this grab, folks.

04:45I can hear them.

04:46I think Lita's going to make the cover of a magazine.

04:48Who magazine?

04:48Who?

04:49This is it.

04:50I can't wait to see Mr. McMahon on Muscle Fitness.

04:55Well, I have a second to recap we saw earlier tonight.

05:00And King, have you ever seen somebody look that good on the cover of Muscle Fitness?

05:03I never have.

05:04Anybody.

05:05I'm not talking anybody at any age that's never looked better than Mr. McMahon does on the cover of Muscle Fitness.

05:11Well, I just want to be there and approach it.

05:12He moves from Mr. McMahon's area.

05:15Hey, what about Candice?

05:16I can't hear you guys.

05:17I'm going to call my own show.

05:18What about Candice on the cover of Playboy?

05:19Yeah, hot, hot.

05:20That's the best cover I've ever seen of that, too.

05:22Well, let's try to concentrate on this match.

05:24Maria trying to land a clothesline.

05:26Lita saw it coming in.

05:27Oh, my God.

05:28Maria just gets smacked.

05:31Hey, King, what match were you talking about?

05:32Cover.

05:33Boom.

05:34Mercifully, this is over.

05:35I was talking about this.

05:36Yes, yes.

05:36The match is over.

05:39Here is your winner, Lita.

05:42You know, I want to ask, what did that prove?

05:44What did that prove?

05:45Well, it's great to see Lita back on the winning track.

05:47Oh, okay.

05:48It proved to me that Maria better stick with the kids' cake.

05:57Why is Edge taking his jacket off?

05:59I don't know, but...

06:00Oh, no, wait a minute.

06:01Come on, wait a minute.

06:03Hey, rip, rip.

06:04Oh, no, no.

06:04He's going to scare Maria.

06:06Don't do that.

06:08Edge, turn around.

06:09Hey, it's Mick Foley.

06:10Come on.

06:14What the hell is Mick Foley doing here tonight?

06:16What do you mean Mick Foley has arrived just in the nick of time?

06:19Look at him, watch your back.

06:20Watch your back, Mick.

06:22Lita all over Mick Foley.

06:25Oh, spear!

06:27Spear!

06:28Once again, it's Spears Mick Foley.

06:34Mick Foley never knows when to keep his nose out of it.

06:40And Mick Foley's got about three weeks left in his career as well.

06:43Well, Edge was about to spear Maria.

06:46Thank God Mick Foley showed up and down.

06:48Look at him!

06:48Boom!

06:54I'm going to tell you a second.

06:55Edge and Lita.

07:02Hey, Mick Foley!

07:03Go, go, go.

07:04Come on up.

07:07Come on, you speared the man.

07:09That's enough.

07:09Come on up.

07:10Come on up.

07:11Come on up.

07:12Come on up.

07:13It's never enough, King.

07:14It's never enough.

07:16No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

07:17No, no, no, no!

07:17No, no, no, no, no, no.

07:17No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

07:19God, what a concerto.

07:21Oh, and Mick, about that challenge that you threw at me last week for hardcore match and WrestleMania,

07:37I accept!

08:07On Mick Foley.

08:08We need some help out here from Mick.

08:10Mick Foley wanted an answer.

08:11We need some help out here from Mick.

08:13Edge accepted the challenge of Mick Foley.

08:15Mick Foley unconscious.

08:16Mick Foley hasn't moved yet.

08:21We need some help.

08:26Edge is so proud of himself.

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