00:00Hello.
00:06Hi.
00:07Do come in.
00:13Take a seat.
00:27And how are you?
00:28That's a good night, no, you know.
00:30That's why they sent me to a quack in that night.
00:34Sorry?
00:35I'm half as fucking sorry as I am in that night.
00:39Oh, here, look at that.
00:40It's that real silver.
00:41Oh, here, what's that with him, that, eh?
00:43Good.
00:45Eh?
00:48Um...
00:49I'm sorry, could you speak a little bit more slowly?
00:52It's just I don't want to miss even the tiniest detail
00:55and I might have to make some notes.
00:57OK?
01:01Are you gonna write me out a prescription
01:06for my fucking medication?
01:09Or what?
01:10What?
01:11No, I'm sorry, I still didn't catch it.
01:13I wonder if maybe you could just talk a little bit more...
01:19Englishy.
01:24Right, listen.
01:25See, I've been through this before and that.
01:28No, right?
01:29So I know the score, right?
01:30You need to hear every fucking gruesome detail
01:33that is a disaster of my fucking life
01:36just so I can get my medication, eh?
01:39See, once I tell you what I've been through,
01:41you're gonna be doubling my dose.
01:43I am gonna make the hair between your earth's hole
01:46and your granny.
01:47Stand to attention, that, you know?
01:49Wonderful.
01:53Describe your earliest memory.
01:55Well, I don't normally get up till midday, so...
01:59midday.
02:03If your, um, anger had a shape,
02:08what shape might it be?
02:10Get a fock.
02:12Get...get a fock.
02:14Get a fock.
02:15Get a fock.
02:16Get a fock.
02:17Get a fock.
02:18Get a fock.
02:19Get a fock.
02:20Get a fock.
02:21Get a fock.
02:22Go.
02:23Go.
02:24Get a fock.
02:25Okay, that's...that's good.
02:36Do you have somewhere to stay at the moment?
02:38Aye, aye, aye.
02:39Just crashing at my...at my cousin's house, you know?
02:43Aye, you might know her by the way.
02:45Queen Elizabeth.
02:46Posh like you, but a bit of a ganger.
02:48Okay, that's interesting.
02:50Oh, really?
02:51That's the first thing worth noting down, is it?
02:53The colour of my cousin's hair.
02:54It's also dry and unmanageable.
02:56Do you want to pop that down his belly?
02:58Good.
02:59I think we're really starting to get somewhere.
03:02She's also hidden over the swords and knives and all.
03:04Did I tell you that, eh?
03:05Why?
03:06Because she's a paranoid nutter
03:08that thinks I'm out to kill her and steal her crown.
03:10Maybe that's why I'm always in pain, doctor.
03:12Yeah.
03:13Maybe that's what it is.
03:14Right.
03:15Maybe that's why I need my medicine.
03:16The session...
03:17The session...
03:18Gona just get...
03:19Gona is over.
03:20Gona just giving the medicine.
03:21Actually, do you know what?
03:22We could do it all together.
03:23Yeah.
03:24And then we could kill the queen before the buzz wears that.
03:25Let's do that.
03:26Okay.
03:27Okay.
03:28See you again.
03:29I'd eat then.
03:30I'd eat then.
03:31I'd eat then.
03:32That's any...
03:33Okay.
03:34Take care now.
03:35Bye-bye.
03:36Bye-bye.
03:37Bye-bye.
03:38Bye-bye.
03:39Bye-bye.
03:40Bye-bye.
03:41Come on.
03:42Come on.
03:43Come on.
03:44Come on.
03:45Yes, absolutely.
03:46Let's do that.
03:47All right.
03:48See you again.
03:49Bye-bye.
03:50Ask me when you.
03:54Oh, all right then.
03:55Bye.
03:56Bye.
04:05Describe yourself in five words.
04:08Go.
04:09Fuck.
04:10Yourself.
04:11Cunt.
04:12Cunt.
04:13Cunt.
04:14Cunt.
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