00:00Hi, Agnatha, darling.
00:07Hi, Bjorn, darling.
00:09I've written another hit for our group ABBA.
00:11Oh, good.
00:12You'll love it. It's about what a terrific singer you are, Agnatha.
00:15Oh, that's nice of you.
00:17But shouldn't it be about some unspecific failed relationship, like usual?
00:21No, Agnatha. It is Agnatha, isn't it?
00:23It's not just Anthea, and I've been saying it wrong.
00:26No, it's Agnatha. We're Swedish.
00:28That'll be it.
00:29Anyway, I think you're such a lovely singer, I just had to write about it.
00:33It's called Thank You for the Music.
00:35OK. I'm just concerned that might come across a bit self-congratulatory.
00:39No, I think we'll be all right. Have a look.
00:43I'm nothing special. In fact, I'm a what?
00:46It says, I'm a bit of a bore.
00:49Yeah, I know what it says.
00:50It's an English expression for someone who...
00:52I know what it means. I'm nothing special.
00:55That's the first line.
00:56That's what you want me to say?
00:57Yeah, it'll be funny because it'll come across as self-deprecating.
01:00You know, insight.
01:01But it's not my insight, is it?
01:03It's your insight into me, your wife.
01:07Everyone knows you write the songs, Bjorn.
01:09You and Benny, who's married to the other one at the moment, we think.
01:13Difficult to keep up. Wikipedia isn't very clear.
01:15People are going to know that this is what you're saying about me and then making me sing.
01:20I'm nothing special.
01:22In fact...
01:23Look.
01:23In fact, apparently, in fact, I'm a bit of a...
01:26I mean, nice of you to go with bit of a...
01:28Why not just get it all out of your system and say extremely boring?
01:31Boring bitch!
01:33I'm nothing special.
01:34In fact, I'm a boring bitch.
01:36Just keep reading. It comes around a bit.
01:38Look, Benny.
01:38Bjorn.
01:39Whatever.
01:39If you want to get divorced now instead of next year when we do, why don't you just say so?
01:44Look, you're not giving it a chance.
01:45It's mostly nice.
01:47Read the chorus.
01:47So I say thank you for the music, the songs I'm singing.
01:54Who am I thanking here, Bjorn?
01:55Am I thanking God for my musical talent?
01:58Or am I just thanking you for the material?
02:00No, I...
02:00Or have both concepts become merged into your Bjorn godhead?
02:05Thank you, Bjorn, for writing the content for the content I'm performing.
02:09Nobody uses the word content like that, Agnother.
02:12This is 1976 or 7.
02:13I've had just about enough women's lib for one day.
02:19I'm off to write a musical with Tim Rice about chess.
02:22Oh, yeah?
02:23What are you going to call it?
02:24Well, think of something clever.
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