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A naive and wealthy young man seeks to impress a girl and then unwittingly signs up for army service.

Director: Edward Sedgwick

Writer: Al Boasberg, Sidney Lazarus, Richard Schayer

Stars: Buster Keaton, Sally Eilers, Cliff Edwards
Transcript
00:00The End
00:01The End
00:02The End
00:03The End
00:04The End
00:05The End
00:06The End
00:09I wonder where you'll be.
00:12What's around?
00:15Hey!
00:16Coming in!
00:20Four!
00:21Lieutenant.
00:22Fill us your companies.
00:26Four, six, six, six, six, six, four, six, six.
00:29How do you think?
00:32Sergeant!
00:33Get these lugs and shove them in a rat kennel.
00:37I wonder where Elmer is.
00:39Never mind about Elmer. I'll worry about him.
00:41All right, you eight men. Right over in that barn there.
00:43Get him in there.
00:44Downstairs. Come on.
00:45Snap in there. Get that rifle.
00:46I wonder where that lug Stuyvesant is.
00:59All right.
01:00Where I go.
01:01Well, we'll go.
01:02I wonder where I thought.
01:03Jib contact now.
01:04Nice.
01:05Justine.
01:06It's about gathering.
01:11Look at this—
01:12I wonder what if so I knew the Maybe he was dealing with it.
01:16Oh, I love that.
01:17Tell me.
01:18Bye.
01:20We've been so 15.
01:21This friend, of course, George, will see the bell we were...
01:22Let me wait over here.
01:23Bye!
01:24I wonder how was I amazing.
01:25Where you been, you worm?
01:33Don't you know I'm responsible for every man in the company?
01:36I've been looking for you for hours.
01:39Every man's in there, nice comfortable quarters, getting all cleaned up.
01:43I'm in the dining room now, and you, you lug.
01:49Clean up your gun!
01:51Is that all, sir?
01:53No, that's not all.
01:55Get yourself cleaned up, you're on guard duty tonight.
02:00Go to your billet!
02:09Oh, you stupid mug, get up!
02:12Get up, you lug!
02:17Get up!
02:20Why, you eel!
02:21You worm!
02:26Let me get my hands on you!
02:28I'll tear your limbs from limbs!
02:31I'll strangle you!
02:32Why, you slimy serpent?
02:35Let me get up there!
02:36Get up!
02:38Get up before I'm weight of you!
02:40That's what I get for being tenderhearted with these lugs!
02:44Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!
02:52Let that off, Gugelheimer, you lousy, dirty poisoner!
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