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00:00I
00:30Oh, what are you doing now?
00:39I don't care. You've been growing up.
00:43Every child's age will be like this.
00:46I'm growing up as a girl.
01:00
01:02
01:04
01:06坚持住
01:08用力
01:10
01:12用力
01:14慢慢松气
01:16坚持住
01:18松气
01:24
01:25
01:27快了
01:28用力
01:32用力
01:34好了啊
01:46又离电扇那么近 吹坏了
01:50废了半天劲
01:52就为了痛快这一下
01:54你也来吧
01:56清清
01:58我还没发现
02:00你脖子长得挺棒的
02:02像画报里的大美人
02:04你看看长肺子没有
02:06说你胖你倒喘上了
02:12四十八喘晚了七天了
02:14再不做泡腹铲
02:16怕大出血就危险了
02:18他男人不让
02:20说是留疤难看
02:22混蛋
02:24他女人的命都快保不住了
02:26叫他自己来生
02:28疼死他
02:30听说国外正研究男人怀孕的事呢
02:32这事要是弄成了
02:34
02:36叫他们也怀胎十月
02:38然后铲钱
02:40侧切 抛斧
02:42动刀子缝针一胯上
02:44女人受的罪啊
02:46让他们也试上一回
02:48以后
02:50太感谢了
02:52太感谢了
02:53来来来
02:54喝喝喝
02:55对不起
02:56碧钞还说是个女的
02:57可你们给弄出个男的
02:59真是天无绝人之路
03:04同志
03:05谁接的声
03:06脖子好看
03:08来来来
03:10这是第一块
03:12这是第二块
03:14正配正配
03:16像天仙一样
03:18你们讲
03:20多水灵啊
03:45
03:46给我
03:47给我 给我
03:48给我
03:49给我
03:50给我
03:51
03:52流血
03:53好了
03:54还没锻炼呢
04:03五秒
04:09十秒
04:15十五秒
04:16到我们叫时间
04:20没到
04:23没到
04:27好了 吃饭
04:32吃什么饭呀
04:34面包 急汁 牛奶
04:36
04:37我还没刷牙呢
04:41你又忘了
04:42先吃饭后刷牙
04:47路过书的时候
04:48把这个还给李肠尾
04:51你自己还呗
04:52帮姐姐一回忙
04:53等放了暑假
04:54姐姐带你出去玩
04:55真的
04:56说完
04:57真的
05:02说完算术
05:06这又是一分
05:07你可真会考
05:08我哥说
05:09课程要优选
05:10反正我将来是学医的
05:12数理化和外语好就行了
05:14学历史有什么用
05:15及格就行
05:16没历史
05:17哪有用呢
05:18哪有用呢
05:19我是我爸我妈生的
05:20又不是历史生的
05:21又不是历史生的
05:22我哥说
05:23历史最没准
05:24只有科学靠得住
05:25我老觉着
05:26我是我姐姐生的
05:28不科学
05:29太外行了
05:30连一点医学常识都不懂
05:32将来最牛逼的是医生
05:34没意思
05:35跟我姐一样
05:36整天和大肚子女人在一起
05:38还得哄着
05:39让她们别哭
05:40得了吧
05:41那叫护士
05:42学医的得当博士
05:48三毛玩了一辈子
06:02全世界都走遍了
06:04你看过她的书吗
06:05我不看线书
06:07三毛八岁又谈恋爱
06:09后来嫁给了一个大胡子
06:12那个大胡子会潜水
06:14八岁
06:15别逗了
06:17八岁哪来的荷尔蒙
06:19去你的
06:23再见
06:24再见
06:25再见
06:42我都躲你了
06:43干嘛挤我
06:44对不起
06:47我不是故意的
06:48我刚换的新衣服
06:50我去擦擦
06:54别擦了 别擦了
06:57别擦了
06:58别擦椰子
06:59让我怎么回家呀
07:00没关系
07:02这么晚了
07:04没人看见
07:05我要扒你那个声音呢
07:07这样吧
07:08我送你回家
07:11算我倒霉
07:13不收你车费了
07:14算我倒霉
07:15不收你车费了
07:16算我倒霉
07:17不让你赔衣服了
07:18算我倒霉
07:19不让你赔衣服了
07:20一直往前走
07:21一直往前走
07:22算我倒霉
07:23不让你赔衣服了
07:24一直往前走
07:25算我倒霉
07:26不让你赔衣服了
07:27算我怎么给你赔衣服了
07:47一直往前走
07:50泡沫糖
07:57Let's go.
08:27让我下去
08:37让我下去
08:39停下
08:40让我
08:41停下
08:45Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
09:15Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
09:31It's not here.
09:42What kind of sounds he has?
09:54What kind of difference is he's got a touch on his face?
10:00Okay.
10:01What kind of sounds he's got?
10:05He's got a touch on his face.
10:06The people who work with the people who work with the people who work with the people who work with them is the same thing.
10:36Let's see what the hell is going on.
10:50What a hell of a joke.
10:52It's not a joke.
10:54It's not a joke.
10:56It's not a joke.
10:58It's not a joke.
11:02It's a joke.
11:04It's a joke.
11:06It's a joke.
11:08What a joke is wrong.
11:10What a joke is wrong.
11:12What a joke.
11:16What a joke.
11:18What a joke.
11:20Come on.
11:22Come on.
11:24Let's go.
11:26Let me talk about a joke.
11:28Let me play with you.
11:30I'm not sure who's a joke.
11:32I don't know who it is.
11:34Where are you?
11:35Where are you?
11:37You're looking for a little less, right?
11:41If you look at our fate,
11:43I'm going to let you go.
12:02You're going to let me know your life.
12:06Do you see it?
12:07It's a big deal.
12:09He's not a big deal.
12:11You're a big deal.
12:12You're going to let me know your life.
12:14Did you see it like that?
12:19Yes, it was.
12:25In the morning 5am,
12:26the people told the car was there.
12:29I just found a fish in the river.
12:32This car is similar to the name of the name of the car.
12:36Do you have any information about it?
12:38The fish in the river said that the car has a lot of information.
12:42The car has a lot of information.
12:44You can see it.
12:46You can see it.
12:48If you have any problems,
12:50do you have any problems?
12:52Do you have any problems?
12:54Do you have any problems?
12:57I'm going to eat it.
13:03It's okay.
13:04It's a杏仁.
13:10It's this kind of taste?
13:14This one.
13:15Let's go.
13:45Let's go.
13:52Let's go.
14:15Let's go.
14:22Let's go.
14:23Let's go.
14:24Let's go.
14:25Let's go.
14:26Let's go.
14:27Let's go.
14:28Let's go.
14:29Let's go.
14:30Let's go.
14:31Let's go.
14:32Let's go.
14:33Let's go.
14:34Let's go.
14:35Let's go.
14:36Let's go.
14:37Let's go.
14:38Let's go.
14:39Let's go.
14:40Let's go.
14:41Let's go.
14:42Let's go.
14:43Let's go.
14:44Let's go.
14:45Let's go.
14:46Let's go.
14:47Let's go.
14:48Let's go.
14:49Let's go.
14:50Let's go.
14:51Let's go.
14:52Let's go.
14:53Let's go.
14:54Let's go.
14:55Let's go.
14:56Let's go.
14:57Let's go.
14:58Let's go.
14:59Let's go.
15:00Let's go.
15:01Let's go.
15:02Let's go.
15:03Let's go.
15:04Let's go.
15:05Let's go.
15:06Let's go.
15:07Let's go.
15:08Let's go.
15:09Let's go.
15:10Let's go.
15:11Let's go.
15:12Let's go.
15:13Let's go.
15:14Let's go.
15:15Let's go.
15:16Let's go.
15:17Let's go.
15:18Let's go.
15:25Let's go.
15:26This one is from the north side of the city
15:30This one is a ghost
15:34You don't want to take it
15:38You take your money
15:40You take your money
15:56I'm going to buy it.
15:58This is all for the world.
16:00This is for the world.
16:02This is for the world.
16:04This is for the world.
16:06How much?
16:08This is for the world.
16:10How much?
16:12This is for the world.
16:14Here we go.
16:20You can't get this.
16:22You can't get this.
16:28You can't get this.
16:32This is what it is.
16:36Let's go.
16:40Let's go.
16:46You don't want to.
16:48You have to tell me about this.
16:50I'm not at all.
16:52You should be angry.
16:54I'll tell you.
16:56Please.
16:57Sorry.
16:58Please.
16:59I'm sorry.
17:00I'm sorry.
17:01I'm sorry.
17:02I'm sorry.
17:03I'm sorry.
17:04I'm not worried about this.
17:05I'm sorry.
17:06You can't see it.
17:07I'm sorry.
17:09I'm sorry.
17:10I'm sorry.
17:11I'm sorry.
17:12I'm sorry.
17:13I'm sorry.
17:14I'm sorry.
17:15I'm sorry.
17:17You're sorry.
17:19Let's go.
17:49I'll be with you.
17:53It's all about a few hundred pieces.
17:57You can't do it.
18:08For a few years,
18:10四十年后 照样被抓起来上脚架
18:21要是去接蓝那就好了
18:30他们能跟我说
18:35第一 可能到书屋来过
18:43第二 本地口音 是个司机
18:47留下了脚印
18:50还有 兰兰咬过它
18:55可能在左手留下伤痕
18:57还有 对了 爱吃口香糖
19:03麻烦的是 只有兰兰能认出它
19:07而且当时天黑 还不一定认得准
19:10兰兰得上学呀
19:13清静 你父母 他们知道了吗
19:17就算了解了
19:25嗨 嗨 嗨
19:30嗨 嗨 嗨
19:33嗨 嗨 嗨
34:38You.
35:38You.
37:07You.
37:37You.
38:07You.
40:07You.
40:37You.
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41:37You.
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43:37You.
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