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00:01Senior year, the culmination of all my careful planning.
00:05Perfect grades, the model boyfriend.
00:08It's all falling into place.
00:11Hey, Jake.
00:13What'd you want to talk about?
00:15We need to break up.
00:16What?
00:17Come on, Claire.
00:18Things haven't been working out for a while.
00:20But everything was going so well.
00:22I've been seeing someone else.
00:24It's okay, Claire.
00:26I mean, it's not the end of the world.
00:28You'll find someone, you'll find someone.
00:32Claire.
00:34My jacket.
00:44See, it's cool.
00:50Look, I get it's only been a week, but this moping, it's gotta stop.
00:55We were together for two years, Zoe.
00:57Exactly.
00:58Forget him.
00:59This is our senior year.
01:00Literally the perfect time to just start fresh.
01:03I don't want to start fresh.
01:04I just want Jake back.
01:06Wait, wait, wait, wait.
01:07Pause.
01:08You want to get back together with him?
01:10Of course I do.
01:11Even though he cheated on you.
01:13Even though he cheated on you.
01:16Everyone makes mistakes.
01:18Oh, okay.
01:19Look, sooner or later he's gonna realize how much he misses me.
01:22You know you're my best friend, right?
01:24Yeah.
01:25So seeing you like this, it honestly kills me.
01:30So if you really, really want to get back together with Jake, then I'm willing to help you.
01:37Really?
01:38Yeah.
01:39Oh, thank you, thank you, thank you.
01:40Okay, okay, okay, okay.
01:42Okay, there's one thing you can do.
01:44Like, one thing that'll drive him crazy and just straight back into your arms.
01:47What is it?
01:48Operation Jealousy.
01:50Operation Jealousy?
01:52Yep.
01:53You gotta make him crazy jealous and then he'll be crawling on his knees begging to get back
01:57together with you.
01:58Okay, and how do I do that?
02:01Simple.
02:02You bring a hot guy to his birthday party tomorrow.
02:05I don't know.
02:06Seems kind of crazy to me.
02:08Well, you need to trust me because it's gonna work.
02:10Okay, well how am I supposed to find a new boyfriend in the next 24 hours?
02:14Babe, it's 2020.
02:16You know that anything's possible.
02:18Plus, I found this new app called BF Bundle where you can hire a fake boyfriend for the
02:24night.
02:25Wait, how do you know about this?
02:27This is about you.
02:28This is about you.
02:29So...
02:30Okay, well how does it work?
02:32Well, first we need to create your profile.
02:34And...
02:35Done.
02:36Now we just wait.
02:38Actually, hold on.
02:40I'm gonna add a bio to make you seem a little bit more...
02:43fun.
02:45Okay, I am plenty of fun.
02:47Look at you right now.
02:49Okay, fair enough.
02:50Yeah.
02:51And...
02:52Oh, oh, whoa.
02:53You already have a match, dude.
02:54You have a match.
02:55And the reviews are raving that he is a total hottie.
02:58Oh my god, let me see.
03:00Swoonworthy.
03:01Yeah.
03:02Local athlete.
03:03He has a five-star rating.
03:04Yeah, that sounds perfect for you.
03:06Wait, why aren't there any photos?
03:07Um, oh, the app says it's a privacy app.
03:09It's a privacy app.
03:10It's a privacy app.
03:11It's a privacy app.
03:12It's a privacy app.
03:13It's a privacy app.
03:14It's a privacy app.
03:15Um, oh, the app says it's a privacy thing.
03:17You have to commit to at least a meet-up.
03:19Oh.
03:20I'll take this.
03:22Let's see.
03:23Wait, what are you doing?
03:24Uh...
03:25Done.
03:27You're meeting him today.
03:29Today?
03:30Yeah.
03:31Like, this today?
03:32This one.
03:33So...
03:34Let's get dressed.
03:35Zoey!
03:36Yeah!
03:37Zoey!
03:38Too soon!
03:49Damon!
03:50Hey.
03:51I thought you were at a hockey convention all summer.
03:54No, it ended.
03:55I just got back into town.
03:57Plus, Jake wouldn't stop going on about his big birthday bash.
04:00Guess I'll see you there?
04:01Um, no.
04:03Actually, we broke up.
04:04Oh.
04:05Oh, man.
04:06I'm sorry to hear that.
04:07Thanks.
04:08Well, I'm meeting someone, so have a good night.
04:11Yeah, you too.
04:12You know, I'm sure they'll be here any second.
04:36You don't have to wait.
04:37Thank you, though.
04:38I'm not.
04:39Actually, I happen to be meeting someone, too.
04:42Do you have to do it right here?
04:44It's public street, so I'm pretty sure that means we can share the sidewalk.
04:50I'm supposed to meet this girl I've been texting.
04:52Poor thing's going through a rough breakup.
04:59Drama Queen 2020?
05:00Stop Shop 239.
05:01Oh, man.
05:02What?
05:03This is epic.
05:04This is a mistake.
05:05Look, forget about everything.
05:06You can even keep the money.
05:07Oh, no, no, no.
05:08It's not easy.
05:09Please.
05:10Don't tell Jake about this.
05:11Okay.
05:12I won't tell him.
05:13And I'll do you one better.
05:15I'll be your fake boyfriend.
05:18What?
05:21What?
05:22That's why you're in the app, right?
05:23I just wanted to hire someone for a day to make Jake jealous.
05:27Great.
05:28I'm in.
05:29No.
05:30Look, we can't do that.
05:31He's your brother.
05:32Who also happens to be a massive jerk for what he did to you?
05:34I mean, I can't believe he cheated on you.
05:37No one's going to believe that you're actually dating me.
05:40Yeah.
05:41Everyone knows you don't do relationships.
05:43Maybe I'm full of surprises.
05:45No.
05:46Forget it.
05:47Look, I'll find someone else.
05:48Look, you're not going to do better than going out with Jake's older, charming, and much hotter brother.
05:54Come on.
05:55You want to make him jealous, and I want to teach him a lesson.
05:57It's a win-win.
05:58Hmm?
06:02Fine.
06:03But we follow my plan.
06:04No improvising.
06:05Yes, ma'am.
06:08So, when exactly are we going to do this?
06:10Tomorrow night.
06:11That's his birthday party.
06:13Exactly.
06:14That's his birthday party.
06:16Exactly.
06:17Well, you're definitely full of surprises.
06:21Will you please answer the question?
06:25Jeez, take it easy.
06:27I hired you to be my boyfriend.
06:30Remember?
06:31You have to know how we got together in case anyone asks.
06:33Okay, okay, yeah.
06:34What was the question?
06:36Where did we go on our first date?
06:38Um...
06:40We had a magical night at the movies.
06:44Do people even go to the movies anymore?
06:46Yes, they do.
06:47Isn't that kind of lame?
06:48It's not lame, it's believable.
06:51No, what we need is an epic love story to blow everyone's mind.
06:58What epic love story?
07:00We've been dating for like a week.
07:03Well...
07:05Haven't you ever heard of love at first sight?
07:09Haven't you ever heard of love at first sight?
07:12I've known you for two years, Damon.
07:15Fine, love at second sight.
07:18Look, I just don't want this to blow up in my face because of one misstep.
07:22I'm getting Jake back.
07:24He cheated on you.
07:25It was a mistake.
07:26Besides, I put too much in this relationship just to throw it away.
07:29Wow.
07:30How romantic.
07:31You just don't understand the value of being in a committed relationship.
07:34Real relationships never work.
07:37That's why I'm on the app.
07:39With the fake relationships, I can enjoy it all without any disappointment.
07:46How romantic.
07:48Uh, well, I gotta go.
07:51I've got hockey practice before the party tonight.
07:54Wait, we haven't even gone over my favorite hobbies yet.
07:56How about you drop the plan and just see where the night takes you?
08:00Ever heard of the risk worth taking?
08:02Ever heard of don't mess with a good thing?
08:04Look, I'll follow your lead tonight, but you need to loosen up.
08:08I mean, have some fun.
08:10When was the last time you had fun, Claire?
08:12I have plenty of fun.
08:14Yeah?
08:15Yeah, that's fun.
08:16That's almost too fun.
08:19Can't wait to see that later tonight.
08:27Nope.
08:28No more of that.
08:30Didn't realize you're an expert in makeup now.
08:33What I mean is you don't need any makeup.
08:35You already look amazing with that.
08:37You can save the theatrics for now.
08:39We're not at the party yet.
08:40No, I'm serious.
08:41You look beautiful.
08:43You always do.
08:46I guess I'm just nervous.
08:48Don't worry.
08:49I'll be by your side the whole night.
08:51I promise.
08:52You shouldn't have to work so hard for Jake anyway.
08:54I mean, you're already way out of his league.
08:56Okay, now I know you're joking.
08:58When you guys first started dating, I couldn't believe my brother's luck.
09:02I mean, you're ridiculously smart.
09:06You started all the school plays, got every solo and chorus.
09:09You still have time for math leads.
09:11I can't believe you know all that.
09:15I always thought you just ignored me.
09:17You're my little brother's girlfriend.
09:19I had to keep my distance, but I still paid attention.
09:23You know, when you drop the whole too cool for school act,
09:26you're actually a pretty decent guy.
09:28Damon Coral.
09:29Hey, careful.
09:31I have a reputation doable.
09:33No, I'm serious.
09:34I think you might actually make a great boyfriend.
09:37I mean, when you finally decide to try with someone, of course.
09:44Claire?
09:45We're here.
09:47We're here.
10:05People are looking.
10:07Why are they looking?
10:08They're looking because you're with me.
10:09When you're with me, you actually get to have some fun from them.
10:38I'm going to give this drinks.
10:39I'll be right back.
10:40Okay.
10:41Wow, wow, wow.
10:42It looks like things are heating up.
10:43I know, right?
10:44It's almost like Operation Jealousy might actually work.
10:46Oh, okay.
10:47Wow, wow, wow.
10:49It looks like things are heating up.
11:04I know, right?
11:05It's almost like Operation Jealousy might actually work.
11:08Yeah, no, I was talking about you two.
11:10What?
11:10You and the town hottie?
11:12No, I mean, we're just, I don't know, pretending or actually having fun for once.
11:19You know, you two kind of look cute together.
11:21Plus, I haven't seen you smile this much in a long time.
11:25Oh my god, there he is.
11:28Oh my god, there he is.
11:29See, he can't be over me.
11:31Look at his face.
11:32Oh my gosh, is that Chelsea?
11:37So much for girl code, and I thought she was your friend.
11:43He said he'd only give his jacket to his one special girl.
11:55It's time to AF this party up!
11:57Did someone say, never have ever?
11:59Woo!
11:59Let's play.
12:04I don't think that's a good idea.
12:06Come on, it'll be fun.
12:07So wait, why don't you go first?
12:22Okay.
12:23Um, never have I ever fantasized about a teacher.
12:27Ooh, cute.
12:31Now let's see.
12:32Never have I ever been pathetic enough to crash Max's birthday party.
12:37Ooh!
12:38Okay.
12:40Ooh!
12:41Cute.
12:43Now let's see.
12:44Never have I ever been pathetic enough to crash Max's birthday party.
12:49Ooh!
12:50Never have I ever been some loser's side-check.
12:55Never have I ever been desperate enough to swoop in on someone's ex.
12:59Never have I ever cheated on someone completely out of my league.
13:02Never have I ever slept with basically every girl in this room.
13:05Ooh!
13:05Face it, Claire.
13:12You'll never be more than just another number to him.
13:17Claire.
13:18Claire.
13:23Seriously, Claire?
13:24You're gonna show up to my party just to start drama?
13:26No, I didn't do anything.
13:27It was Chelsea.
13:28Don't blame Chelsea.
13:30You're just jealous.
13:34You know what?
13:35Claire, you two deserve each other.
13:38Hey, dude, are you okay?
13:40Because that game was brutal.
13:43And where did Damon run off to?
13:45I don't know.
13:47He said he was gonna be by my side the entire night,
13:49and I thought we were...
13:51It doesn't even matter anymore.
13:53Is Claire Sanders actually breaking protocol?
13:57No matter how hard I plan,
13:59or how carefully I try to put my life
14:01into this perfect little box,
14:02it all comes crashing out around me.
14:05and now the one guy
14:06I might actually have real feelings for
14:08is off God knows where
14:09probably setting up a new date
14:10with a girl in that stupid app.
14:13So, yeah, I'm done planning.
14:17Plans can suck it.
14:31Hey, sorry I ran out like that.
14:33I left my phone in the car
14:34and I had to grab it to get on the app.
14:35Of course.
14:36What?
14:37Just...
14:38Wait, wait, wait.
14:38Where are you going?
14:40Home.
14:41And don't worry,
14:41I'll still write a good review for you.
14:43I wouldn't want you to miss out
14:44on any more epic dates.
14:45Hey, talk to me.
14:47You just left me in there.
14:49I know.
14:51I'm sorry.
14:52I wasn't thinking...
14:52I don't care anymore, Damon.
14:54Look, you were right.
14:55Jake's an ass.
14:56So, the plan,
14:58this,
15:00it's over.
15:02What if I don't want it to be over?
15:04What if I don't want it to be over?
15:06You could have your pick
15:08of any girl out there,
15:09so why don't you just get on the app
15:10and find someone else?
15:11Yeah, I got on the app
15:12because I wanted to delete it.
15:15What?
15:16I deactivated my account.
15:18Why would you do that?
15:20Look, I know I'm just another number.
15:21You're not just another number, okay?
15:24You never were.
15:27I don't want a fake date with you anymore.
15:29All right?
15:31I want...
15:32a real one.
15:36I thought you said
15:38that real relationships never work.
15:42Well, maybe I realize that
15:43you're the risk worth taking.
15:45I don't know.
16:06Come on.
16:08Slap shot 239.
16:11Pick me home.
16:17Are you sure I'm doing this right?
16:18Yeah.
16:19Just make sure these two dots match.
16:22They'll make that side a little bit bigger.
16:24Okay.
16:25I'm trusting the process.
16:27I'm just glad we get to go sag together.
16:29You never got a date, right?
16:30No date.
16:32But Thayman's really not coming?
16:34I bought him a ticket in case he changes mine,
16:36but he won't budge.
16:38Well, that's his loss
16:39because you are about to be
16:41the best homecoming queen
16:42that we have ever seen.
16:44No way.
16:45I don't even know how I got nominated.
16:48And of course, Jake is on the ballot
16:49because he's the only reason
16:50why our soccer team wins.
16:52I feel like the only reason I'm on there
16:53is because people want to see
16:54what Chelsea will do if I win.
16:56Knowing her,
16:56she'll probably dump a bucket
16:57of pig's blood on my head.
16:59At least she's vegan,
17:00so you know it'll be synthetic.
17:03Maybe Jake, like,
17:05campaigned for you guys
17:06to reignite something
17:07because I heard rumblings
17:08that him and Chelsea
17:09aren't doing too hot right now.
17:12Ooh, trouble in cheater's paradise.
17:14Shocker.
17:16Where did you even hear that anyway?
17:19I don't even remember.
17:20You know, gossip travels.
17:23That looks pretty good.
17:24But it could also be
17:26your newfound popularity
17:27from dating Damon.
17:28It hasn't exactly gone unnoticed
17:30that you get picked up
17:31on a motorcycle every single day.
17:34Yes, Damon.
17:36My knight in shining armor
17:38who can't even be bothered
17:39to take his girlfriend
17:40to her school dance.
17:43I mean, at least he's hot.
17:45So hot.
17:49It's so weird that Joey
17:50didn't ask you to be his date.
17:51Um, not that weird.
17:53We haven't talked in a while.
17:54Why?
17:55I thought you were starting
17:55to dig him.
17:56As soon as I figured out
17:57that our names couldn't have
17:58one of those cool
17:58celebrity abbreviations,
18:00it was over before it began.
18:02Jay-Zoe.
18:04Zoe.
18:05Absolutely not.
18:08Well, more Zoe for me.
18:10Nothing's gonna keep us apart.
18:12Oh, it's Damon.
18:15Oh, it's Damon.
18:16Or should I say Claremont?
18:18Can I call you back
18:20to finish this?
18:21Yeah, you can.
18:22Claremont.
18:23But you better
18:23because we need to finish this look.
18:25Okay.
18:25Bye.
18:27Hey, beautiful.
18:29What's up with your eyes?
18:31It's not finished yet.
18:33You look like Amy Winehouse
18:35on a Tuesday morning.
18:36Zoe is giving me a tutorial
18:37for the dance tonight.
18:38Ah, yes.
18:40I almost forgot
18:41who I was speaking with.
18:43My sincerest apologies.
18:45Your royalness.
18:46I know how you can make it up to me.
18:48Nope.
18:49Come on.
18:50You're seriously gonna let me
18:51do this alone?
18:52You're not gonna be alone.
18:53I thought you were wrong with Zoe.
18:55Plus, if you listen very carefully,
18:58I bet you can hear Jake.
18:59Yep, there's Jake
19:00bouncing off the walls.
19:02Dude is pumped.
19:03Yeah, because dances
19:04are super fun
19:06and even more fun
19:07if you have a date
19:07like he does.
19:08Yeah, for now.
19:10What do you mean?
19:11Chelsea's been soft ghosting him.
19:13I don't think she's that excited
19:14about the dance.
19:15Why could that be?
19:17Because yours truly
19:19got nominated
19:19and she didn't?
19:21Oh, yeah.
19:21I'm sure that's it.
19:23I bet that is it.
19:25She's gonna be so pissed
19:26if I win
19:27Queen for the night.
19:29She's gonna be so pissed
19:31if I win
19:31Queen for the night.
19:34And then, you know,
19:35for the rest of the school year
19:36because
19:36I would have to play in prom
19:38and then the homecoming queen
19:39normally becomes
19:40prom queen
19:41and then...
19:41I seriously doubt
19:42she's thinking about this
19:43a quarter as much as you are.
19:45How could she not be?
19:48Because
19:48nobody cares about
19:50this King and Queen stuff
19:51as much as you and Jake.
19:52It's lame.
19:52Easy for you to say.
19:54You got nominated
19:54all four years
19:55and didn't even show up.
19:56I get that this
19:57seems like a big deal
19:58to you now,
19:58but I promise
19:59when you get out of high school
20:00you'll realize
20:01none of this stuff matters.
20:02Wow, and you think
20:07Chelsea has already reached
20:09this higher consciousness?
20:10No, I'm not talking about her.
20:11You know, come to think of it,
20:12if you both are so mature
20:14maybe you should
20:15skip the dance together
20:16and get a cheese board
20:17and, you know,
20:18talk about all the
20:18super important adult stuff
20:22that actually matters.
20:24Oh, look.
20:25Someone my age is calling.
20:27I didn't mean...
20:28Claire...
20:28Bye.
20:29I need to fix this.
20:38Hey, Jake.
20:40Claire!
20:41Hey, um,
20:42thanks for picking up.
20:45Whoa.
20:46Did Zoe do this to you?
20:48It's a work in progress.
20:49What's up?
20:50Cool.
20:51Um,
20:52I just wanted to call you
20:54and touch base
20:56and just, you know,
20:58make sure that things
20:58don't get awkward
21:00tonight.
21:02You mean if we win?
21:04Oh, we're gonna win.
21:07Is Chelsea gonna be upset
21:09if win, we win?
21:12If, um,
21:13if she looks up from her phone
21:14long enough to notice, maybe.
21:16Oh, texting someone else?
21:18It'd be a shame
21:19if she were in, like,
21:20a secret relationship.
21:21That would suck.
21:22Look, Claire,
21:23I know that I can never
21:25apologize enough for what I did,
21:27but I really am sorry.
21:31I didn't mean to hurt you
21:32and if I could take it back,
21:34I would.
21:37It's fine.
21:38It's fine.
21:39Just,
21:40at least she'll be there.
21:42Damon won't even come.
21:45Yeah,
21:45I never really understood
21:47his thing with dances.
21:48I mean, like,
21:49we always had a great time.
21:50I know.
21:51It's a chance to get, like,
21:53dressed up
21:53and have fun
21:54and make grand romantic gestures.
21:57Jinx!
22:00Don't tell anyone
22:01that I just said that.
22:04Whoa.
22:05Is that the dress
22:05that you've been saving
22:06since freshman year?
22:08Yeah.
22:09I can't believe
22:10I'll finally be able to wear it.
22:14And I can't believe
22:16this will be our first
22:16high school dance
22:17where we aren't going together.
22:20Yeah.
22:21You neither.
22:21I
22:24hope we win
22:26so we at least get
22:28one dance together.
22:29Well,
22:30how about
22:30either way
22:31we make it happen.
22:33One dance
22:33before the night's over.
22:35Deal.
22:37As long as you promise
22:38not to step on my dress
22:39like you did junior year.
22:40That was sophomore year.
22:41It was both.
22:45Fine.
22:47As long as you promise
22:48not to bust out
22:49your grandma moves.
22:50What?
22:50You mean
22:51this one?
22:53Oh, God.
22:54My eyes!
22:55Stop it!
22:55My eyes!
23:01What?
23:01Like, you can do better?
23:02Oh, come on.
23:04Anyone can do better
23:05than whatever that was.
23:06Let's see.
23:07By all means.
23:08Let's see.
23:08By all means.
23:08Oh, uh, sorry.
23:26Chelsea's calling me.
23:27I should get it.
23:28I'll see you later.
23:30Um, yeah.
23:31Yeah, yeah.
23:32See ya.
23:35Beep, beep, beep, beep.
23:36Hello?
23:49Hello?
23:50Hello?
23:50Just trying to show you
23:53what you're missing.
23:56Wow.
23:57You look incredible.
23:59Thanks.
24:00Are you...
24:01Are you going somewhere?
24:02Yeah, there's a cheese board
24:04with my name on it
24:04I need to get to.
24:06Look, I'm sorry about before.
24:09I know it's just a stupid dance,
24:11but it's my last homecoming,
24:12and...
24:13I don't know.
24:14I really wanted you to be there.
24:15Yeah, I'm sorry, too.
24:16I...
24:17I should have known
24:18how important it was to you.
24:19It's okay.
24:20God, how do you...
24:22How do you do this?
24:23You're getting pretty dressed up
24:25to eat a cheese board
24:26with your brother's girlfriend.
24:27If you think I'm going to let
24:28my brother have all the fun,
24:30you're crazy.
24:32Is this going to match your dress?
24:34You're coming?
24:36And you got me a corsage?
24:38Is it against the rule
24:39to bring your own crowns?
24:40I just want to make sure
24:41people know who the true king and queen are.
24:44My grandmothers are just cute.
24:46Wait, what?
24:47Nothing.
24:47Nothing.
24:49I'm just talking to myself.
24:50Okay, well, how about
24:51a little less chit-chat
24:52and a little more boogie?
24:53Come on, Claire,
24:54we've got a homecoming to get to,
24:55and I, for one,
24:56am wearing my dancing shirt.
24:57Cheers.
25:00Okay.
25:14This part always gets me.
25:20Yes!
25:21Yes, yes, it is...
25:23I'm so sad.
25:25Are you watching hockey right now?
25:27What?
25:27No.
25:29No, I mean, I'm...
25:29I'm not...
25:31not watching hockey.
25:33Come on, babe.
25:34Tell me some slack.
25:35It's my birthday tomorrow,
25:36and these are two of my favorite teams.
25:37This is a classic, Damon.
25:39Anybody who's anybody
25:40has seen this.
25:41Classics just code for old.
25:43I don't know why I bother
25:44trying to culture you.
25:46Anyway,
25:47what's the plans for tomorrow,
25:49birthday boy?
25:51Well, since I've been away
25:52for two weeks,
25:53I was thinking I could
25:54kiss your face
25:55for the first half of the day,
25:56and then, you know,
25:56we got to party later.
25:57Crap, crap, crap.
26:03Um, Nico, guitar,
26:06who plans is calling?
26:06Who's that?
26:08I completely forgot.
26:10I have a lesson.
26:12Ow!
26:13Is this why you've gotten
26:14some of the guitar lately?
26:18Hey, my favorite student.
26:20And my favorite student's...
26:22friend?
26:23We were just watching
26:25The Long Way,
26:26and we lost track of time.
26:28Oh, yes.
26:29I see you took
26:29my recommendation.
26:31Such a classic.
26:34Boyfriend.
26:36What?
26:37I'm not her friend.
26:38I'm her boyfriend.
26:39Oh, lucky guy.
26:40Who was just leaving.
26:43Bye, Damon.
26:44I mean, I can stay.
26:46I'd love to see
26:46what you two have been
26:47working so hard on lately.
26:48No.
26:49I mean...
26:51No.
26:51No.
26:52She's right.
26:53Music is so personal.
26:55So intimate.
26:56Something to be shared
26:57between two.
26:58Or three.
26:58Oh, no.
26:59Almost never three.
27:04Young love.
27:05Such a beautiful thing.
27:07Love?
27:07Who said...
27:08I...
27:09I don't...
27:09We...
27:11I...
27:11We don't...
27:12Um...
27:13Have you ever been in love?
27:16Of course.
27:17Yeah, I've been in love
27:20a bunch of times.
27:22I mean, not a...
27:23Not a bunch of times.
27:24The normal amount of times.
27:26There's just a lot of
27:27pressure
27:28on when to say it.
27:30You know?
27:30There's just...
27:31There's a lot of stress
27:32and then, yeah,
27:32you don't know who should say it first
27:33or
27:34when you should say it
27:35or if
27:36they'll ever
27:37say it back.
27:38and
27:38Maybe I can help you
27:40find a way to say it.
27:47Should we begin?
27:49Should we begin?
27:51Yeah.
27:58Damon?
27:59Hey, Zoe.
28:00What's up?
28:01How are you doing?
28:02I'm good.
28:06That's awesome.
28:07I'm also good.
28:09You know,
28:09I've been away at training camp
28:10for a couple weeks.
28:11Coming home tomorrow.
28:13So,
28:14here's a funny
28:15little question
28:16for you.
28:18Claire's guitar teacher.
28:21Nico.
28:23Yeah.
28:25He's not even that good looking
28:26like at all.
28:26Oh, no.
28:27He's a solid 9.5
28:29and then him playing guitar
28:30takes him to about a 12.
28:32I just think it's weird.
28:34You know,
28:34we...
28:35She's doubled her lessons
28:36while I've been away
28:37and we're watching movies
28:38they both like.
28:40Wouldn't you feel
28:41a little bit weird
28:41about your girlfriend
28:42hanging out with some
28:43guitar player
28:44multiple times a week?
28:45I thought you said
28:45he wasn't good looking.
28:47Zoe.
28:49Okay.
28:51I wouldn't feel great
28:52about it,
28:52but I'd be
28:54confident in my relationship.
28:56I would know that
28:57she really wants to be
28:57with me
28:58and not him.
29:00I just don't get it.
29:01I mean,
29:01she's being so
29:02secretive about it.
29:03I haven't even heard
29:04her play anything.
29:06Yeah, Damon,
29:07I don't know.
29:08Don't you have any
29:09guy friends to call
29:10about this?
29:10Who am I going to
29:11talk to, Zoe?
29:12Guys don't talk about stuff.
29:13If only you knew
29:14somebody that dated Claire
29:15and knew her
29:16really, really well.
29:18Jake?
29:19Yeah.
29:19Is that weird?
29:20I mean,
29:21it can't be weirder
29:21than you calling me
29:22about this.
29:23Yeah, okay.
29:24You're right.
29:26You're good friends, though.
29:27Claire's lucky
29:28to have you on her side.
29:29Don't stress.
29:30I'm sure there's
29:31absolutely nothing
29:31to worry about.
29:33Plus, isn't it
29:33your birthday tomorrow?
29:34Focus on that.
29:36Yeah.
29:37Thanks, y'all.
29:37I'll see you tomorrow.
29:47Hey, birthday boy.
29:51Not until tomorrow.
29:52Where's Jake?
29:53He's in the shower.
29:54He just got back
29:54from practice
29:55and he's disgusting.
29:56I was totally
29:58going to wish you
29:58a happy birthday,
29:59but I didn't have
30:00your number.
30:01Yeah, let's keep it
30:02that way.
30:03So what's on the agenda?
30:04What time am I
30:05picking you up tonight?
30:06Kidding.
30:07Obviously.
30:08Does Perfect Claire
30:09have a perfect
30:10little date planned?
30:11Other than running
30:12off the guitar teacher?
30:14Probably not.
30:14Oh, that's right.
30:15She starts
30:16signing with Nico.
30:17Wait, you know Nico?
30:19Yeah, I set them up.
30:20He's amazing.
30:22So, so talented.
30:23So, so talented.
30:26What do you mean
30:27you set them up?
30:28Well, she was saying
30:29a few weeks ago
30:30at the house
30:30that she's been
30:30wanting to learn,
30:31so, I don't know.
30:33I suggested Nico.
30:34Oh, great.
30:35So this is your fault.
30:36Thanks a lot.
30:36Where was I?
30:37Sitting right next to her,
30:38not listening per usual.
30:42That's not,
30:42that's not true.
30:43I listen.
30:45Whatever.
30:46Anyway,
30:47out of the kindness
30:48of my generous heart,
30:50I suggested Nico.
30:51Every girl should have
30:51a few lessons with him.
30:53He teaches you
30:54so much.
30:55I wouldn't expect
30:57your smashed hockey brain
30:58to understand.
30:59What exactly
31:00wouldn't I understand?
31:01What exactly
31:02wouldn't I understand?
31:04Music,
31:05art,
31:05culture,
31:06languages.
31:07You're not, like,
31:08afraid she's gonna
31:09ditch you for a guy
31:10she can actually
31:11have a conversation with.
31:12Are you?
31:13But we have
31:14conversations, Chelsea.
31:16Is Jake
31:16out of the shower yet?
31:17Oh yeah,
31:18the what, huh?
31:19Hockey?
31:20And then hockey?
31:21Oh, of course, right.
31:22There's always hockey.
31:24Seriously, though, Damon,
31:25hockey's like your one true love
31:27and it's kind of boring.
31:28I love other things.
31:31Like what?
31:32Like Claire.
31:33And I don't want her
31:33running off with some
31:34guitar playing
31:36art culture
31:38looking
31:38snob,
31:40all right?
31:40Look,
31:43I'm not saying
31:43I'm an expert
31:44on all things Claire,
31:45but
31:45dating brothers
31:47has forced us
31:48to hang out
31:48with each other
31:49more than either
31:49of us would have liked
31:50and
31:51she's actually
31:52kind of
31:52interesting.
31:56So,
31:56maybe you should
31:57at least pretend
31:57to care about
31:58some of the things
31:59she likes.
31:59Yeah.
32:01It's actually
32:01not terrible advice.
32:05Considered
32:05my birthday gift
32:06to you.
32:06Gee,
32:07thanks a lot.
32:09So,
32:09what are you
32:10still doing here?
32:11Go before she
32:12hires Nico
32:12to be her boyfriend
32:13at your party
32:14tomorrow.
32:15Bye.
32:17So,
32:17what are you
32:18still doing here?
32:19Go before she
32:19hires Nico
32:20to be her boyfriend
32:21at your party
32:21tomorrow.
32:23Bye.
32:24Yeah,
32:25yeah,
32:25okay,
32:25whatever.
32:26Thanks,
32:26bye.
32:39Hey,
32:40I was just
32:42going to call you.
32:43You're all
32:43dressed up.
32:45Damon,
32:46I've been wanting
32:47to tell you
32:48how I feel
32:48and I,
32:50this was going
32:51to be your birthday
32:51surprise,
32:52but
32:52I just,
32:55I didn't think
32:56I could wait.
33:00Okay.
33:01You're the cream
33:11in the coffee,
33:13you're the apple
33:14of my eye.
33:15You make me
33:16want to laugh
33:17when I think
33:18I'm gonna cry.
33:19But you're the one
33:21so there's one thing
33:22I must do
33:23I have to say
33:28I
33:31I love you.
33:34I love you too.
33:37Moment stealer.
33:39I'm sorry,
33:39but I needed you
33:40to know it.
33:41I love you so much,
33:42Claire.
33:43And I'm sorry
33:44that I got weird
33:45earlier,
33:45but I talked to Zoe
33:46and
33:46You talked to Zoe?
33:47Yeah,
33:47and she told me
33:49not to worry.
33:50And she told me
33:50that she always
33:51has your back,
33:51which
33:52I love.
33:54Love.
33:55And I talked to Chelsea.
33:57Ew,
33:57why didn't you
33:57talk to Chelsea?
33:58I don't know,
33:58she sucks.
34:00But
34:00she did say
34:01one thing
34:02that wasn't terrible.
34:03I want to make
34:04more of an effort
34:04to share your interests,
34:05Claire.
34:06I want to watch
34:07whatever you want to watch
34:08and talk about musicals.
34:11Even the old ones,
34:11I don't care.
34:12Just
34:12no subtitles.
34:14Deal?
34:15Deal.
34:16Okay.
34:18Babe?
34:19Yeah?
34:21Do you think
34:21I could finish
34:21my song?
34:22I work really hard
34:23on it.
34:24Yes,
34:24please.
34:29Blue-white baby
34:32as bright as the sky
34:34Hit it in the cloud
34:35and then we felt so high
34:37Think you're the one
34:39so there's one thing
34:40I must do
34:41I have to say
34:46I love you
34:49Did you change your pillowcases?
34:59No.
35:00Claire, do not leave them there.
35:01That looks like trash.
35:04Do you have time
35:04to do a load of laundry?
35:05Not really,
35:06but yeah.
35:08Did you get the champagne?
35:10Yes.
35:11Chocolates?
35:12Rose petals?
35:13Massage oils?
35:14Scented candles?
35:15All of that?
35:16Claire,
35:17I'm playing with you.
35:18I literally don't understand
35:20why you're freaking out right now.
35:21One,
35:21Damon's been in your room
35:23and two,
35:23you're not a virgin.
35:24I'm a virgin to
35:25sleeping with brothers.
35:27True.
35:28That's awkward.
35:30Is there a term for that?
35:31Sleeping
35:32with
35:33brothers.
35:37Please
35:37do not ever
35:39Google that.
35:40Ever.
35:41You're not helping.
35:42So,
35:43look,
35:43this is a big night.
35:45After tonight,
35:46that's it.
35:47What do you mean,
35:47this is it?
35:48Like,
35:49me and Damon.
35:50There's no going back.
35:52Going back to what?
35:53To Jake?
35:54Have you guys been
35:55talking or something?
35:57No.
35:57Not
35:58talking.
35:58Just,
36:00I don't know.
36:01We dated for so long.
36:02It feels like a
36:03betrayal,
36:04you know?
36:06And,
36:06plus,
36:07I know Chelsea broke up with him,
36:08so I know he's not in a good place.
36:11About time.
36:12She dragged that on wrong enough.
36:14What's that supposed to be?
36:15Nothing,
36:16Claire.
36:17I don't think you sleeping with your boyfriend
36:18is a betrayal.
36:20You're good.
36:20You think they'll talk about it?
36:23Oh my god,
36:23what if they compare notes?
36:25Oh god,
36:25that's so awkward.
36:26I think the only one
36:27that gets to do the comparing
36:28is you.
36:29Plus,
36:30Damon is going to be
36:31ten times better than Jake.
36:32Think about all that experience.
36:34Why would you say that?
36:36So,
36:37I didn't even think of it like that.
36:40He's been with so many girls.
36:42What if he thinks
36:43I don't know what I'm doing?
36:45God,
36:46thanks a lot.
36:47Just what I needed.
36:48That's literally not
36:49what I meant
36:50at all.
36:51It's Damon.
36:54Wish me luck.
36:55Bye.
37:00Hey.
37:01Hey.
37:01You are definitely
37:05running late,
37:06but since you are
37:07shirtless
37:09and you probably smell good,
37:10I'll let it slide.
37:12You are definitely
37:14running late,
37:15but since you are
37:16shirtless
37:17and you probably smell good,
37:19I'll let it slide.
37:21Hey,
37:21so I got some news.
37:23Bad news?
37:24No,
37:25just,
37:25do you remember
37:26Natasha?
37:29Natasha,
37:30your super hot ex
37:31who ran away
37:32to live off the land
37:33in Japan?
37:34Ride her bicycle
37:35across Thailand,
37:36but yeah,
37:37great.
37:37So you remember.
37:39She's back.
37:40Oh,
37:40so it's horrible news.
37:42I know we're supposed
37:43to hang tonight.
37:43Do you mind if I rain check?
37:44Do I mind
37:45if you bail
37:46to run off
37:47with a literal model
37:49who also happens
37:50to be your ex-girlfriend?
37:52Hmm,
37:52let me think about that.
37:54I know it's a little bit weird,
37:55but I promise,
37:56she just wants to stop by,
37:57show me some pictures,
37:58and she's leaving again
37:59in like a week.
38:00Wait, wait,
38:00she's coming over
38:01to your place?
38:02Why can't you just
38:03insta-stalk her
38:04like any normal ex-boyfriend?
38:08Actually,
38:09uh,
38:10do not.
38:11She is the
38:11literal girl version
38:13of you.
38:13That's exactly
38:14why we didn't work.
38:15Trust me,
38:15it's strictly a friend name.
38:17I don't know,
38:17I know how you guys
38:18were when you were together.
38:19You couldn't keep
38:20your hands off each other.
38:21Yeah,
38:22now I can't keep
38:22my hands off you.
38:24I'm being serious.
38:25We both have exes,
38:26Claire,
38:27come on.
38:28Don't forget
38:28I had to watch you
38:29date my brother
38:29for two years.
38:30Don't forget
38:31I had to watch you
38:31date my brother
38:32for two years.
38:34Okay,
38:34I don't want to fight.
38:35I just,
38:36I really wanted
38:36to spend time
38:37with you tonight.
38:38I was hoping
38:39this could be
38:40our special...
38:42She's here,
38:42I gotta go.
38:43Love you.
38:43I know I said
38:57I wanted updates
38:58but definitely
38:59did not mean
39:00in real time.
39:01Ha ha,
39:02funny.
39:03You know what else
39:03is funny?
39:05Damon running off
39:06with his ex-girlfriend.
39:07Wow,
39:08which one?
39:09Please don't say
39:10Natasha.
39:10Natasha.
39:14Didn't she move
39:14to the Philippines?
39:16Thailand.
39:17And just for the year,
39:19sadly.
39:20Damon finally moving on
39:21must have triggered
39:22her spidey sense
39:23and now she's returned
39:24to ruin
39:24my perfect night.
39:26Claire,
39:26she's an influencer,
39:27not a comic book villain.
39:29Same difference.
39:30Okay,
39:31Natasha's back
39:31but that doesn't
39:32have to mean anything.
39:33Was Damon acting
39:34excited or weird?
39:36He showered.
39:38Okay.
39:39He's pretty.
39:40He does that.
39:42Anything else?
39:44I trust Damon.
39:45I don't trust her.
39:48Shit.
39:49She just posted a story.
39:51I can't look at it.
39:52She'll know.
39:52She has 80,000 followers.
39:54She's not gonna see
39:55your name.
39:56I can't look,
39:57Zoe.
39:57You look.
40:00What is it?
40:02Are they kissing?
40:04Are they back together?
40:05Okay,
40:05maybe you should
40:06look at it
40:06so you can
40:07stop freaking out?
40:14Why would you
40:15have me look at that?
40:20This is it.
40:21You're gonna get married,
40:22have two and a half kids,
40:23and have a yurt
40:24in Iceland.
40:25You know,
40:25I did hear that
40:26Reykjavik is really
40:27beautiful in springtime
40:28actually.
40:31Again,
40:32with the not helping.
40:33This was supposed
40:34to be our biggest
40:35night of our lives.
40:35I'm allowed
40:36to be disappointed.
40:37But you're being insane.
40:39Damon loves you.
40:40He's not getting
40:41back together
40:41with Natasha.
40:42Did you see the photo?
40:44He is supposed
40:45to be drinking
40:45and snuggling
40:46with me,
40:47not her.
40:48They're not
40:49snuggling.
40:50And to be fair,
40:51you didn't tell him
40:51about this perfect night,
40:53so you can't be mad
40:53at him for not being
40:54a mind reader.
40:56You didn't tell him
40:56about this perfect night,
40:58so you can't be mad
40:58at him for not being
40:59a mind reader.
41:01What's going on?
41:02Why are you taking
41:03my side on this?
41:05Nothing's wrong
41:05with me.
41:06I'm just saying
41:07that, like,
41:08whatever.
41:09I gotta go.
41:10Don't trip.
41:11I'm sure it'll be
41:12fine.
41:12Fine.
41:24Hi.
41:27Are you calling
41:27from Reykjavik?
41:28What?
41:30Nothing.
41:31Where are you?
41:32I thought you were
41:33hanging out
41:33with Natasha?
41:34Uh, yeah, I was,
41:35but, you know,
41:36there's only so many
41:36pictures of Thailand
41:37a person can take.
41:38What happened?
41:40Nothing.
41:40What?
41:40Nothing.
41:42Nothing, nothing,
41:43or something, nothing?
41:44You were right.
41:46That was a bad idea.
41:47It was stupid for me
41:48to think we could
41:48just hang as friends.
41:50She hasn't changed
41:51at all.
41:51I mean,
41:51she invited me
41:52to go to Bali
41:52with her,
41:53and she tried
41:54to kiss me.
41:56Wait.
41:57You kissed?
41:58No.
41:59No, she tried.
42:00Look, I'm really
42:00sorry, Claire.
42:01I shouldn't have
42:02put myself
42:02in that position.
42:03Did you want
42:04to kiss her?
42:05No way.
42:06Are you kidding?
42:07You're the only person
42:08I want to kiss,
42:08like, ever.
42:10Why don't you
42:11say that to my face?
42:13Why don't you
42:14let me up?
42:14I'm outside.
42:16You're here?
42:18Wait,
42:18are you sure?
42:19I only have
42:20700 followers.
42:21Please.
42:22You know she bought
42:22all those followers,
42:23right?
42:24What?
42:25100%.
42:26But do I see
42:28some black silk
42:29under there?
42:29I'm much more
42:30interested in that.
42:31Come on.
42:32Let me up.
42:39Keep going.
42:40Now,
42:40target zone for the
42:41tree punches,
42:41right for the
42:42front of the face,
42:43palms are down,
42:44elbows are tight.
42:45There we go.
42:46Damon's texted me
42:48I love you
42:49three times
42:50since this morning.
42:51Who needs
42:52to get some
42:52mushy after sex?
42:54That's awesome.
42:55And he took me
42:56out for breakfast.
42:58Did I say that
42:58already?
42:59Like four times.
43:01Oh, well,
43:01now I guess
43:02I said it five.
43:03Anyway,
43:04did you hear that
43:04Natasha pays
43:05for her followers?
43:06How embarrassing
43:08and sad is that?
43:10Damon was talking
43:11about how...
43:12Can you turn that down?
43:15to the body.
43:16Now.
43:17Wow.
43:18That's actually
43:18the first question
43:19you've asked me
43:20in months.
43:22Whoa,
43:23are you mad at me?
43:24Not mad.
43:25I'm just tired.
43:27Well,
43:27we can pause it.
43:28I mean,
43:29no, Claire,
43:29I'm tired of this
43:31one-sided friendship
43:32dance that we've
43:33been doing since
43:33you started dating Damon.
43:35I don't know
43:35what you're talking about.
43:36You realize that
43:37we were supposed
43:38to go to homecoming
43:38together, right?
43:39And then Damon came
43:40and the only time
43:41you call me
43:42is to ask
43:43or talk about Damon
43:44and now Damon's
43:45calling me to talk
43:46about you
43:46and I am tired of it.
43:48We're supposed
43:49to be best friends,
43:50right?
43:50I am your best friend.
43:51No,
43:52I'm your best friend
43:53and you've been
43:54asleep at the wheel.
43:55I am your best friend.
43:56No,
43:57I'm your best friend
43:58and you've been
43:58asleep at the wheel.
43:59Well,
44:00I'm sorry I'm talking
44:01a little too much
44:02about my boyfriend,
44:03but I don't think
44:03it's fair to say
44:04that I've been
44:04a bad friend.
44:05I mean...
44:06Well,
44:06I think a good friend
44:07would notice
44:07that their best friend
44:08has been going
44:09through something huge
44:11the past few months.
44:12Oh my god.
44:14What?
44:14Zoe,
44:14are you okay?
44:15Yeah,
44:16I'm actually great.
44:19I've been seeing someone
44:20and it's getting
44:21pretty serious,
44:22but it's been exhausting
44:24not being able
44:25to just talk to you
44:26about it.
44:27You can talk to me
44:28about anything.
44:29This is so exciting.
44:30Who is it?
44:31It's not important.
44:32What do you mean
44:33it's not important?
44:35I want to know
44:35who stole my bestie's heart.
44:37Come on.
44:38She didn't steal anything.
44:39It just kind of happened.
44:42I didn't think
44:43we'd get along so well,
44:44but she's just perfect.
44:48Okay,
44:49so we've established
44:50it's a girl.
44:52I mean,
44:52that shrinks the pool
44:53a little,
44:54but you still haven't
44:54given me a good enough hint.
44:56Okay,
44:57maybe she's not perfect
44:58and it's just like
44:59the honeymoon phase talking.
45:01I don't know.
45:02I don't know
45:02what we are.
45:04It's like,
45:05we're dating,
45:05but we haven't
45:07put a label on it yet.
45:08I guess it's just like
45:10a little bit more
45:11complicated for Chelsea.
45:13What does Chelsea
45:14have to do with this?
45:16Because I'm the first
45:17girl she's ever been with.
45:19I guess it's just like
45:20a little bit more
45:21complicated for Chelsea.
45:23What does Chelsea
45:24have to do with this?
45:26Because I'm the first
45:27girl she's ever been with.
45:29Hold on.
45:31You're dating Chelsea?
45:33Like,
45:34like ruined my life,
45:36Chelsea.
45:37Are you kidding me?
45:38We hate Chelsea!
45:40You know she broke up
45:40with Jake
45:41and he's like
45:41devastated, right?
45:43Okay, but
45:43we don't care about Jake.
45:45We care about me,
45:46right?
45:46So you're the other woman now.
45:48That's not fair.
45:50Especially because
45:50she wasn't even
45:51that into him.
45:52I'm sorry,
45:52what?
45:53She weaseled into
45:55our two-year relationship
45:56because she wasn't
45:57that into him?
45:59Claire,
45:59why are you so
46:00wrapped up in that?
46:01Aren't you in heaven
46:02with Damon
46:02because I haven't
46:03heard you shut up
46:04about him
46:04in the last three months?
46:05Well, I'm sorry
46:07I didn't shut up
46:07long enough
46:08to hear of your
46:08disastrous plan
46:09to date the
46:10she-devil herself.
46:12I would have
46:13talked you out of it.
46:14You don't even know her, Claire.
46:15Seems like
46:16I don't know
46:16either of you.
46:17And whose fault
46:18is that?
46:19Listen,
46:20I can tell you
46:21exactly what Damon
46:22had for breakfast,
46:23but as soon as
46:24I share an important
46:25detail of my love life
46:26for once,
46:27you get up on
46:27your high horse
46:28and you rain judgment
46:29on everyone below you.
46:31I'm over it.
46:42Well, that went well.
46:44Uh-oh.
46:45How bad?
46:46If a dumpster fire
46:47filled with fuzzy puppies
46:49was a tin,
46:50then that was a
46:5114.7.
46:53Gross.
46:53I'm sorry, babe.
46:55I know it couldn't
46:56have been easy,
46:57but at least Claire
46:58stopped talking
46:59long enough
46:59for you to tell her?
47:00That feels like
47:01a small win.
47:02I guess.
47:03I don't know.
47:03It's hard
47:05because I don't even
47:06know what I'm supposed
47:06to be telling her.
47:07Like, I didn't say
47:08that you were my girlfriend
47:09because you and Jake
47:10just broke up
47:11and I totally respect that.
47:13I think after last night
47:15it's pretty safe
47:16to say you're my girlfriend,
47:17Zoe.
47:17Zoe.
47:19Cool.
47:21Cool.
47:23Chelsea, I really like you
47:25and I haven't been this happy
47:26with someone in
47:27a long time.
47:29I just wish that Claire
47:31could get her head
47:31out of her butt
47:32for five seconds
47:33to be excited for me.
47:36Whatever.
47:38I don't need her.
47:39I have you.
47:40As much as I'd love
47:42to have Claire
47:43out of my life forever,
47:44you guys have way too much
47:45history to throw it away.
47:46But that dumpster fire
47:47I was talking about,
47:48yeah, it's active.
47:50Babe, I'm serious.
47:52You guys have been
47:52friends forever
47:53and I'm sure you've
47:54taken your turns
47:54over the years
47:55being the needy one.
47:57Babe, I'm serious.
47:58You guys have been
47:59friends forever
48:00and I'm sure you've
48:00taken your turns
48:01over the years
48:02being the needy one.
48:03Yeah, well,
48:04her 90 days have expired.
48:06They're done.
48:08I'm over it.
48:08I've never known you
48:10to be the type
48:10to not say
48:11what's on your mind,
48:12but for some reason
48:13with Claire,
48:14you just bottled it up
48:15and it's like,
48:16it's like you forgot
48:16how to stand up
48:17for yourself.
48:18Well, she dominates
48:20every single conversation
48:21with me and Damon
48:22did this
48:22and me and Damon
48:23did that.
48:24So you're telling me
48:25you haven't had
48:26a single chance
48:27to tell her about us
48:28or about how
48:29you were feeling
48:29or you may be
48:30holding back
48:31because you knew
48:31how she'd respond.
48:35Maybe.
48:36Claire's the one
48:37who needs to apologize,
48:37but she's not
48:39the only one
48:40in the wrong.
48:43Why do you have
48:44to be so perfect?
48:46Bad habit.
48:49Alright,
48:50let me figure this out.
48:52Okay,
48:53call me back.
48:54Bye.
48:57Hey,
48:58what's going on?
48:59Chelsea?
49:00Did I open a curse box?
49:01Was I a serial killer
49:02in a past life?
49:03What horrible karma
49:05am I due
49:06that Chelsea exists
49:07to date everyone
49:07I love?
49:08She hasn't dated me.
49:09I will literally murder.
49:11She hasn't dated me.
49:12I will literally murder.
49:15Sounds like you'll be
49:15a serial killer
49:16in this life, too.
49:17Why aren't you
49:18more bothered by this?
49:19Don't you feel bad
49:19for Jake?
49:20No, do you?
49:23No?
49:24Look,
49:24she has just weaseled
49:25her way through
49:25our entire friend group
49:27and I'm sick of it.
49:27I thought you guys
49:28were becoming buds.
49:29Didn't she set you up
49:30with Miko?
49:31Oh, yeah.
49:32Another way
49:33how she's ruined
49:34our lives.
49:35Why can't she just
49:36stay in her lane?
49:39What?
49:41Nothing.
49:42I just,
49:42I hope you weren't
49:43like this with Zoe.
49:44I think it's cool.
49:46Zoe's never really
49:46had a relationship stick,
49:47has she?
49:48So,
49:49maybe the fact
49:49that she's bringing
49:50this up to you
49:51could be something serious.
49:53Why'd she wait
49:54so long to tell me,
49:55then?
49:56Maybe because
49:57she knew you were
49:57going to act like you did?
49:59Okay,
49:59so you think
50:00I'm the jerk.
50:01No,
50:02no.
50:03I just,
50:03I think it's,
50:04maybe it's your turn
50:05to be the best friend.
50:06Yeah,
50:07the best friend
50:07to someone
50:08who's just screamed
50:08at me.
50:10Zoe's literally
50:10never screamed
50:11at anyone.
50:12She's the chillest
50:12person I know.
50:14I'm sorry to say it,
50:15babe,
50:15you know I'm on your side,
50:16but if she's this upset...
50:19I was wrong.
50:21You're still very cute,
50:22though,
50:23and I bet you're
50:24even cuter
50:24when you apologize.
50:26Not that I've ever
50:26seen it,
50:27but I'm sure
50:28we'll get there one day.
50:29Don't hold your breath.
50:33Okay,
50:34I am going to give her
50:37the best,
50:38best friend apology
50:39she's ever had.
50:40You got this.
50:41I'm proud of you.
50:43And thanks for loving me,
50:45even though I'm
50:45a teeny tiny bit difficult.
50:49Of course.
50:50You got this.
50:51Pick up.
50:56Please pick up.
51:00Never have I ever
51:01been the biggest jerk
51:02in the history
51:03of the world.
51:04I was gonna say
51:05been so selfish
51:06to someone
51:07who's always been
51:08there for me,
51:09but yours works, too.
51:11I messed up.
51:13You messed up big time.
51:14I know.
51:15I freaked.
51:16I'm just,
51:17I'm so tired
51:18of hearing
51:18Chelsea's name.
51:21But that
51:22doesn't matter
51:23because this
51:25isn't about me.
51:27Well, you're gonna
51:27be hearing it
51:28a lot more.
51:30Seriously, Claire,
51:31I've never felt
51:32this way
51:32about anybody before.
51:33I think she might
51:36be my person.
51:39If you're happy,
51:40I'm happy.
51:43Truly.
51:44Look, I love you,
51:45so you're my best friend
51:47and I'm yours
51:49and you are not
51:50allowed to replace me.
51:51You're my best friend
51:52and I'm yours
51:54and you are not
51:55allowed to replace me.
51:57You know there's
51:57an app for that.
51:58Best friend for hire?
52:00Yeah, but unfortunately
52:01they don't seem to have
52:03anybody as good as you.
52:04I checked.
52:09I'm sorry, too.
52:11I should've told you
52:12way sooner.
52:14It's just I was afraid
52:15that you were gonna
52:15freak out,
52:16which you did.
52:17And I know Chelsea's
52:18probably the worst person
52:20for this to happen with,
52:21but if you guys just
52:22gave each other a chance,
52:24I'm sure you would
52:25get along.
52:27Wait.
52:28Chelsea doesn't like me?
52:30But if you like her,
52:34I guess she can't be
52:36all that bad.
52:39Now, spill the deets.
52:41You have dirt
52:42to catch me up on.
52:43Well, let's just say
52:44last night wasn't just
52:46your special night?
52:47Well, let's go.
52:49Well, let's go.
52:49Well, let's go.
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