Sgt. Kabukiman N.Y.P.D. (1990 Movie) - In 5 Minutes - video Dailymotion

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00:00Hey, inside information, that's illegal.

00:03And this, my friend, is a Mercedes convertible.

00:06I'm going to be the hit on Broadway!

00:09The babes are going to be falling all over you.

00:16The Chosen One has not yet arrived.

00:18Oh!

00:23Oh!

00:25Police!

00:30Oh!

00:43I'm wearing a dress.

00:44Are you ready for the major leagues, Reverend?

00:46I was going to take the rap for that shit at the theater.

00:48Do you know what it's like to be violated

00:50by a 300-pound Filipino skinhead named Gunther?

00:53You'll never spend another night in jail.

00:55I just wanted to tell you that while you were playing Geisha Girl,

01:01Reginald Stewart's security men captured the perk.

01:04There were at least five guys shooting.

01:06Harry, you're not fucking listening to me.

01:08That's not the guy.

01:10The changes in you have already begun.

01:12His death was orchestrated by the spirit of the Evil One.

01:15He's using it as a front for a major drug operation.

01:18But if you're after this Reverend Snipes guy,

01:20I almost pity the poor bastard.

01:22Get up!

01:27Here it is!

01:28Police!

01:37That's not normal.

01:38This guy in the bathroom is a real hero.

01:53I'm a cop.

01:54Your money will help pay for the legal defense

01:57of these innocent young victims.

01:59That policewoman does not live through the night,

02:01you understand?

02:02Yes.

02:03Slight mistake with your dosage.

02:05It was an accident.

02:08I'm sorry, sir.

02:09This Reginald Stewart guy just hands us the supposed theater killer.

02:13Then Reverend Snipes, who La Rosa was investigating,

02:16bails out the gang that attacked La Rosa,

02:19and then the hospital just happens to mix up La Rosa's charts and kills her?

02:23There's many more out there.

02:24Let me hear an amen!

02:26But these maggots you're defending

02:28attacked a police officer that was investigating you.

02:30She was dressed pretty hot.

02:32Oh!

02:33Come in with us, assholes.

02:35Oh, shit!

02:36It is brisk off!

02:37Oh, shit!

02:38It is brisk off!

02:39Oh, shit!

02:40It is brisk off!

02:41Oh, shit!

02:42It is brisk off!

02:43Concentration and focus are the key to harnessing you.

02:45your kabuki man powers.

02:46Could you just once say something that doesn't sound like you just flew in from Pluto?

02:51You must be ready for an attack at any time!

02:54Oh!

02:55Oh!

02:56Oh!

02:57Oh!

02:58Oh!

02:59Oh!

03:00Oh!

03:01Oh!

03:02Oh!

03:03Oh!

03:04Oh!

03:05Oh!

03:06Oh!

03:07Oh!

03:08Oh!

03:09Oh!

03:10Oh!

03:11Oh!

03:12Oh!

03:13Oh!

03:14Oh!

03:15Oh!

03:16Oh!

03:17The way, to a man's brain, is through his nether regions.

03:19Everyone associated with Griswold must be eliminated.

03:20You must learn to understand and control your powers.

03:23ρ

03:26Oh!

03:27Ah, oh!

03:28Oh!

03:29Get moving!

03:38Where is Snipes?

03:39Who are you?

03:40I'm Kabuki Man.

03:41It's Jughead, he's in trouble!

03:42Look at that! He's in trouble!

03:43Smile!

03:44You're on Kabuki camera!

03:47It's over, Kabuki man!

03:55Man, I'm getting the hell out of here!

03:58You don't start talking, I'm gonna make yakitori out of you!

04:01Do it! He's the one you want!

04:03I'm taking this to the cops!

04:05He's good and hungry.

04:12Today marks the end of Mercury's journey.

04:15The tiger will feast on the nubile.

04:17Harry!

04:21Hurry up!

04:22Show's over.

04:23Don't think about it.

04:26Alicia, she's even more nubile!

04:31My time has come!

04:38Hey!

04:39Whoa!

04:40Harry!

04:41The evil one is here!

04:43It's happening!

04:48No!

04:56Let's go, partner.

04:57You're off suspension and you're on vacation.

05:01As of right now.

05:03Look!

05:08Up in the sky!

05:10It's a flying reptile!

05:11No!

05:12It's a fixed wing supersonic sleuth bomber!

05:14No, no, no.

05:15You're thinking of a stealth bomber.

05:17No!

05:18It's a man in a striped bathrobe!

05:20A man in a striped bathrobe?

05:22Look at that!

05:24Whoa!

05:26Whoa!

05:27No, good citizens.

05:28It's me, Sergeant Kabuki Man, NYPD.

05:32Hey!

05:33Kabuki Man!

05:35Harry!

05:36Watch out for that pigeon!

05:37Whoa!

05:38Whoa!

05:39Whoa!

05:40Oh, there's something!

05:41Oh, my God!

05:42We're gonna crash!

05:43Look out!

05:44Get out of the way!

05:45Get in!

05:46I'm ready!

05:47Get in!

05:48Get in!

05:49Ready!

05:50To the ship!

05:51All right!

05:55Now look!

05:56Let's go!

Sgt. Kabukiman N.Y.P.D. (1990 Movie) - In 5 Minutes

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