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Beyond The Villa Season 12 Episode 55
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00:00You're watching On Demand.
00:02Please check the closing time before trying to vote
00:04or enter any competition or other interactivity in this programme
00:07as it may not count and you may still be charged.
00:11Are you excited?
00:12Tonight!
00:13It might be our final Unseen Bitch show,
00:15but we're still spicing things up.
00:17Really spicy food.
00:18It hurts your butt.
00:19What?
00:21Our islanders will be walking the walk,
00:23talking the talk,
00:24and showing off their questionable talent.
00:27What?
00:28When it comes to Unseen Exclusives,
00:30we've got your back.
00:33So let's do it before the wheels start to come off.
00:37Nah, this is no good.
00:39And they all get too big for their boots.
00:41I'm the scene bitch will do me justice.
00:43It's the final show, but don't feel blue.
00:46Rub your hands together with Glee
00:47because the mother of all spin-offs has got your back.
00:51You might think I'm kidding,
00:54but it's gonna be magic.
00:55I'm Ricky Dabra!
00:56Strap in for the series finale of Love Violet Unseen Best!
01:06Let's go!
01:07Woo-hoo!
01:08That sounded quite good.
01:11Me and Megan had a kiss under a terrace.
01:29The final is almost here.
01:31We could go in a hide-around.
01:32I hate you.
01:37I love you too.
01:38No, you don't.
01:39This series has been epic.
01:42Go on shaggy good time, girl.
01:44It's so done.
01:47Twice.
01:48No, it was three times, actually.
01:49Oh, my God!
01:52The Love Island bosses are over the moons.
01:54Would you have a threesome with me and Tony?
02:00How do you think that makes me feel?
02:02Yeah, but did I squeeze in?
02:03Yeah, laugh, you little smug prick.
02:05A little smug.
02:06Lanky lampo.
02:07The connections made in the villa are a sign of the shape of things to come
02:12and that shape turns out to be a triangle.
02:15So many triangles.
02:17Harry's of Shakira but liked Helena.
02:20There was Tony, Harris and Lauren.
02:22Helena, Harris and Tony.
02:24There was Harry, Emma, Helena.
02:27Tony, Harris and Cash.
02:28Tommy, Megan, Connor.
02:31Megan, Connor, Emily.
02:33Dijon, Meg, Milisha.
02:35Dijon, Meg, Andrada.
02:37Dijon, Yasmin and Tony.
02:39That was more of a threesome but who's counting.
02:42And even Blue tried the triangle.
02:45Angel, Ty, Blue.
02:47Blue, Yasmin, Jamie.
02:49But he got a double pie.
02:51And using the Love Island calculator I just borrowed from the finance department,
02:59we can deduce that 11 times triangles equates to an equilateral parallelogram
03:04multiplied by the hypotenuse of the obtuse love's rhombus
03:07divided by the power internet unhaired clips plus one love heart
03:11equals an A-grade final episode of Love Island Unseen Bits.
03:17And yes, I have no idea what I just said.
03:20So if you want to watch your Islanders bomb...
03:25Wind each other up...
03:29I can't really take off.
03:31You've got to speed up.
03:32What you think of it?
03:33Getting everything out in the open...
03:36He's welching, he's welching, he's welching.
03:38It's all coming out. It's all coming out.
03:40Aw.
03:41There it is.
03:42And a little too handsy...
03:45Did you used to play that?
03:48What a weird getting there.
03:50Then you can count on us.
03:5331, I'll go.
03:5432, 33, 34, 35, 36, 37, 38.
04:01Oh, blue, Jesus Christ!
04:03No, no, Mike!
04:04You've got Mike!
04:06It's Love Island Unseen Bits!
04:09Here's an unseen bit of Thai trying to spice things up with Angel, but it's all coming off a little eggy.
04:19Ooh, what have you put on the eggs?
04:21A little bit of chilli...
04:23Oh, you don't mind?
04:23No, you don't.
04:24No, it's not hot.
04:25It's not hot.
04:26No, no, no, I'll be fine.
04:27I'll do it.
04:28Have you put cheese on this?
04:30I actually am.
04:31It genuinely does taste like cheese, doesn't it?
04:33That looks like cheese.
04:34Wait, what?
04:35No, no, it's butter.
04:36It is butter.
04:37Oh, I like cheese.
04:38Yeah, it's cheese.
04:39LAUGHTER
04:40I don't get why people like spicy food.
04:43When you have really spicy food, it hurts your bum.
04:46It hurts your bum?
04:47I've heard that, like, if it's really spicy, it's, like, come spicy out of your bum.
04:52Oh, what meat in!
04:53Oh, my God!
04:54Oh!
04:55It's a bit spicy, that bit.
04:57Yeah.
04:58Is that spicy for you?
04:59That wasn't that bad.
05:00This is not much of a kick to me.
05:02Not that bad.
05:03You think it was right after?
05:04You don't have to eat it if it's spicy.
05:09Shall I get you a pint of milk?
05:13You're going to be having a spicy poo after this.
05:17That's it, Angel.
05:18Wash away the sting and look forward to finding out if it's true about the hurtie bum.
05:29Since returning to the villa, Blue has made a racket about finding love
05:33and this week he finally worked out a way to meet his match.
05:36Does anyone want to play tennis?
05:38Where's the racket?
05:40In your hand.
05:41Where's the ball?
05:42Where's the net?
05:43What, invisible tennis?
05:45That sounded quite good, to be fair.
05:51That's good.
05:53Someone hit him one back, then.
05:55Go on, Angel, I reckon you can hit one back.
05:57Angel does more table tennis.
06:02Hey!
06:03Hey!
06:04I can't even do that.
06:05This is quite insane.
06:06I can't even do that.
06:07This is quite insane.
06:08I can't even do that.
06:09This is quite insane.
06:11I can't even do that.
06:12This is quite insane.
06:13I can't even do that.
06:14I can't even do that.
06:15This is quite insane.
06:20Why am I watching?
06:21Why am I watching?
06:22Why am I, my head going back and forth?
06:23How does he do it so loud though?
06:24I can't even do that.
06:25I can't even do that.
06:26I can't even do that.
06:27I can't even do that.
06:28I can't even do that.
06:29I can't even do that.
06:30I can't even do that.
06:31This is quite insane.
06:32Why am I watching?
06:33Why am I, my head going back and forth?
06:34Why am I watching?
06:35Why am I watching?
06:36Why am I, my head going back and forth?
06:38How does he do it so loud?
06:41Do it double.
06:56She's good.
06:57Why is that, what she did?
07:02What, is that what she did?
07:07Oh, that's how he's doing it. It's that.
07:14Good match. That was entertaining, that.
07:16It's like getting invested.
07:18That's definitely going on Unseen Bits.
07:21That is on Unseen Bits.
07:23Oh. Actually, I don't even think they were recording.
07:26We're always recording, Meg,
07:27and the fact that Blue has literally invented Unseen Tennis,
07:30it would be rude not to include it.
07:37Earlier this week, Dijon uttered the words
07:39every girl wants to hear at least once in her life.
07:41Yo, Terrence.
07:42Oh.
07:44Then followed it up with a better set of words.
07:47I do.
07:49Love you.
07:51I love you too.
07:52Pass the tissues.
07:54I think I've got something in my eye.
07:57I actually keep the tissues.
07:59Meg's going to need them to dry her bum.
08:01Is my bum really wet?
08:03It looks like you wet yourself.
08:05Oh. Really?
08:06Are you that excited at us?
08:08I love you, Meg.
08:09Oh, no.
08:10Oh, no.
08:12That is so embarrassing.
08:15I'm going to have to get the hairdryer on that.
08:17And the romantic words just kept on coming.
08:20Someone's depot took a shit down there.
08:22Can you smell that?
08:25Nah, nah, nah.
08:25This is no good.
08:26What?
08:27Shut it away.
08:28Enjoy, shut it away.
08:30No, he's there.
08:31I think they've got their pads on, though,
08:32so it's fucking burning.
08:34Oh, they're clearly head over heels.
08:36I mean, if you can't blow dry your soggy arse
08:39in front of the man you love,
08:40then what can you do?
08:42That's what I have to do.
08:44By the final week on Love Island,
08:53you expect everyone to be coupled up and settled down,
08:55but this rampant lot are going back on the pool.
08:58Can you do three pull-ups?
09:00Yeah.
09:02Actually, I haven't tried, I don't know.
09:03Tony, is that how much Tony could do?
09:05She could do three, yeah.
09:06I'm going to try and do four.
09:08OK, let's go see it.
09:10Did you jump?
09:11You could jump the first time.
09:12Did you jump?
09:12How else are you going to get up there?
09:14Fucking no, just reach.
09:16I went this way.
09:17Like this?
09:18Yeah. That's easier, to be fair.
09:19Is it? Yeah.
09:22One. Oh, my God.
09:23Oh, wow.
09:24Two. What the fuck?
09:25Oh, wow.
09:27Go on, Yaz.
09:28Yes, Yaz.
09:29Go on, Yaz.
09:30What the fuck?
09:31Oh, why did you just...
09:37That was just a crazy 30 seconds.
09:39I looked over, Yaz was doing pull-ups.
09:42I didn't believe you did the roly-poly.
09:43Oh, my God.
09:45How does she still have this fucking posture, bro?
09:49Wow.
09:50All my days.
09:51Come on.
09:52Oh, God, the ankles.
09:53Oh, so good.
09:54No.
09:55Trust Yaz to turn an exercise class into finishing school.
09:58That's a tough act for Tony to follow,
10:01but we know she's up for the challenge.
10:03Just lock in.
10:04One.
10:06Cash down, help.
10:06Ah!
10:08Come on.
10:09I'm not feeling it today.
10:11I'm not feeling it on any day, Tony.
10:14The only pull-up I do is at the drive-through
10:16for a family bucket for one.
10:18In this series, our Islanders have brewed up more fart footage
10:28than in previous years.
10:29It got so bad, something had to be done.
10:32So I took the bold move of removing all the beans from the villa.
10:35No beans, still.
10:37Baked beans?
10:37Yeah.
10:38There's some in there.
10:39No, we scrammed them all.
10:40Have you actually seen them?
10:41I saw one this morning.
10:42No, you didn't.
10:42Yeah, I did.
10:43Where? In the back?
10:46What, not that was sweet corn?
10:47There was a can of baked beans in there.
10:51It's Love Island Unseen Beans.
10:55When did you see this?
10:56This morning.
10:57Are you being serious?
10:58No, I swear down.
10:59Are you being serious?
11:00There's a can of baked beans.
11:01I've just ransacked that.
11:04I swear down, it was on the top shelf.
11:06On the top shelf?
11:07Yeah.
11:07How did you pull that everything out of the bottom?
11:09It said baked beans on it with like...
11:11Yeah.
11:11Yeah, top shelf.
11:14A hundred, like a hundred thousand percent.
11:15There's a, there's a tip.
11:18Look, there's no beans in here.
11:20Ah!
11:21Oh!
11:22Fuck off.
11:23Oh!
11:24Oh!
11:25Oh!
11:26Oh!
11:28Oh!
11:29Oh!
11:30No, I never doubted you.
11:31I never, I never doubted it.
11:34I've never been so happy.
11:36Blue, that's unbelievable from you.
11:39No, this is a delicacy.
11:40Thank you, mate.
11:41I'm so happy!
11:44Come and get a little taste, get a little sample, try a little taste, try a little taste.
11:48Bosch, Bosch, Bosch.
11:50I'm so excited.
11:52Hey, yeah, just a little taste, just a little taste, come and get a little taste.
11:55Great amount of cheese in the, in the beans.
11:57Come and get a little taste, come and get a little taste, get a little taste, yeah, just
12:05a little taste.
12:06That looks like you just threw up on your plate.
12:08It's a no from me, dog.
12:10Really?
12:11You guys don't even know what good food is.
12:12You're fucking British.
12:14Don't knock the great British bean, Tony, or an ill win might just end up blowing your
12:19way.
12:20We're going to get all the girls here.
12:30Girls, can you come over here, please?
12:32This week, one of the world's major conflicts was resolved and the great global powers were
12:36brought together in an atmosphere of peace and unity by a powerful American, Tony.
12:43No more divide.
12:44No more tears.
12:45No more screaming.
12:46Let's hug it out then.
12:47Come on.
12:48So far, so main show.
12:51Boo!
12:52I've been nuke!
12:55Come back to find out.
13:13It's Love Island Unseen Bits, the show that will leave you tickled pink.
13:17Hey, sexy.
13:18Pink to make the girls wink.
13:19You have to wink at him.
13:20That's a British saying.
13:21Hey.
13:22We've been poking around to find all the funny stuff from the week.
13:24No, it's too...
13:25It's too limp.
13:26So do try and keep up.
13:27Oh, yeah.
13:28Yeah.
13:29That's no good, that.
13:33I just crushed my nutsack doing that.
13:35Because this is something you won't want to miss.
13:41So cross your legs, close your eyes and hope for the best.
13:42I said close your eyes, Jamie.
13:43I'm a state bitch.
13:44That's right.
13:45No more divide.
13:46No more divide.
13:47Before the break we showed you a clip of this group hug from the main show.
13:48And as we all know it didn't resolve anything.
13:49Well, here's...
14:20What happened next?
14:21Who are we?
14:22Who are we?
14:23Who are we?
14:24Who are we?
14:25Who are we?
14:26Who are we?
14:27Who are we?
14:28Not on the rubbers!
14:29Not on the rubbers!
14:30I'm so sorry, Megan.
14:31Oh, how's...
14:32Let's go get some...
14:33It's smashed!
14:34I'll go get some blue roll.
14:36That is a metaphor.
14:38That's symbolic.
14:39It's a sign that all the tears and tantrums were just a storm in a sippy cup.
14:46Wake up and spill.
14:48Sorry.
14:49Smell the coffee.
14:55Ty might be coupled up with Angel but they are still both on the pool.
14:59Go on then, sexy.
15:00Show me what you got.
15:01Right.
15:02This is...
15:03You're gonna...
15:04I want you to do one of these.
15:06Okay.
15:11One!
15:12One!
15:13Two!
15:14Two!
15:15You're fucking flying!
15:16You ain't going...
15:17Three!
15:18Three!
15:19Come on!
15:20Whoa!
15:21Come on!
15:22Come on!
15:24Five!
15:25Fucking hell!
15:26All right.
15:29Wow, smashed it.
15:30Wow!
15:31I'm in a good mood.
15:32You feel how you got?
15:33Do I put my legs up?
15:34Yeah, you just go down.
15:35Come on!
15:36Oh!
15:37Oh!
15:38Oh!
15:39Come on!
15:40Come on!
15:41Come on!
15:42Come on!
15:43Come on!
15:44Come on!
15:45Come on!
15:46Come on!
15:47Come on!
15:48Good mood!
15:49Good mood!
15:50Come on!
15:51Come on!
15:52Oh, yeah!
15:53That's easy!
15:54Easy!
15:55Go on, then!
15:56I want 100!
15:57You're flying with them!
15:58That's really easy!
15:59Why is that so easy?
16:00You've got to go lower!
16:01I could do this in my sleep!
16:04You want me to try that?
16:06Seriously?
16:07Nah!
16:08Can you squat me?
16:09Yeah, I can.
16:10Oh, God!
16:11Can I?
16:12Don't doubt yourself!
16:13You've got it!
16:14Oh, really?
16:15What are you doing?
16:16What are you doing?
16:17Are you trying to do one leg?
16:18No!
16:19Oi!
16:20You two!
16:21Get a room!
16:22Ideally, one full of gym equipment.
16:24Yasmin, I've got a great question for you.
16:27Would you rather get chased by a gym?
16:30Or a bear?
16:31I hate would you rather questions.
16:32Like, you know when someone's like, oh, would you rather get chased by a lion or a bear?
16:50I'm like, who gives a fuck? It's not happening to me at this moment in time, so why would I
16:58I give it much thought or like would you write do you get what I mean like I hate stupid questions
17:03like that hmm hate stupid questions I hate it do you know what I mean though I'm like so annoying
17:14I hate it when people do that I hate it
17:28yeah I'm actually great it was a great clip for us but a tough one to swallow for Yasmin
17:38on this show we encourage our Islanders to crack on but sometimes cracking on should be left to the
17:53professionals this is the one I know I know I know that this is what I do come here what breathe in
18:01so weird though he's just wearing this thing
18:26just it's gonna be short for 10 seconds keep breathing oh yeah what the fuck is going on here
18:50oh just keep breathing oh what are we doing it he's giving him a release of the hamstrings
19:00oh man that's too much blue hasn't made noises like that since he accidentally got locked in
19:16his mum's sex shop I'll have the same treatment please Connor back crack and I'll probably get the sack
19:23I'm not sure I can bear to watch this next unseen bit my script describes it as Shakira receives an
19:35unexpected mouthful let me know when it's safe to look Shakira say fresh frozen fish five times fast
19:43fresh frozen fish fresh frozen fish fresh frozen fish fresh frozen fish fresh frozen fish fresh frozen fish
19:52Can you do red lorry yellow lorry?
19:56What?
19:57Red lorry yellow lorry.
19:58Lorry?
19:59Lorry.
20:00Lorry?
20:01Lorry.
20:01Like a truck.
20:02A big wagon.
20:03Lorry.
20:04Lorry.
20:07Is that a new word unlocked?
20:09Yes.
20:10Red lorry yellow lorry.
20:11Red lorry yellow lorry.
20:12Red lorry yellow lorry.
20:13I think your accent helps you there.
20:15Red lorry yellow lorry.
20:16Red lorry yellow lorry.
20:16You have to do it really fast.
20:18And you'll stop saying yolly.
20:20Go on.
20:21The word is lorry.
20:21L or R or R.
20:23Do you not have lorries in America?
20:2418 wheelers.
20:26Oh yeah.
20:2618 wheeler.
20:28Is that what you lot call it?
20:30Yes.
20:30A semi truck.
20:31That's a joke.
20:32Red lorry yellow lorry.
20:36Go on Cash.
20:37Red lorry yellow lorry.
20:38Red lorry yellow lorry.
20:39Red lorry yellow lorry.
20:40Red lorry yellow lorry.
20:41Faster.
20:42Why do you call it a lorry?
20:44It's a lorry.
20:45Lorry.
20:46She says lorry.
20:47But I say it's lorry.
20:48Well it's whatever.
20:50It's the same thing but she's accent.
20:51Lorry.
20:52It's a lorry.
20:53Lorry.
20:54Lorry.
20:54Red lorry yellow lorry.
20:55Red you.
20:55I'm running.
20:56Toodaloo Tony.
20:58Say ta-ta before they try to trip you with another terrifying tricky tongue twister.
21:04Whoa.
21:05Good catch Cash.
21:06Which is also a tongue twister.
21:08Try saying good catch Cash five times in a row if you don't believe me.
21:12Hey yo yo yo yo.
21:20Bobo.
21:21Hey yo yo yo.
21:24Hey yo yo.
21:26ABirc می.
21:27We had a whole lot of visitors to the house this week
21:35when the friends and family dropped by,
21:37so we thought we'd catch up on all the unaired catch-ups.
21:43I can't believe I'm here. It's actually mental.
21:47It's nuts. I've honestly thought, I've only packed for fucking casa.
21:50I didn't even bring enough stuff. I've been borrowing stuff.
21:52I wore commando three nights in a row.
21:55He's got jeans on me, no boxes, he kills.
22:00Oh, wait. Yeah, see, look. No, go again, sorry.
22:04Sorry. Sorry. Sorry.
22:07And these next ones are totally unseen.
22:10There was such a funny moment in Unseen Bits.
22:13You were, like, in the kitchen getting something from the fridge,
22:16and I forget whose burger was missing, but there was a missing burger.
22:20And Ian, he's like, it must be Tony. Americans love the burger.
22:25I was dying.
22:26You know that backflip and you bust up your knee?
22:28Oh, did they show it?
22:30We saw it on the unseen bit.
22:32Did you see my knee? Did it buckle?
22:34Yeah, it did.
22:35Backflip, you were, like, rolling to the side and then...
22:38Then the next shot is just you on the bed with the peas on the...
22:42I don't know if you guys saw, but when me and Harrison were up on the terrace
22:47on my birthday at the end of the night,
22:49whole entire dress split down the back, broken ass.
22:52Oh, that was in Unseen Bits.
22:54They showed it.
22:55That's why you wore a robe when you went to the library to talk to Shakira.
22:58No, we was a bit worried.
22:59Like, when we did see that, we thought,
23:00oh, we look good together in the mirror.
23:02Like, my baby girl...
23:03Oh, I don't really...
23:04What's that?
23:06You're going to be on Unseen Bits.
23:09We wouldn't do that to you.
23:12Or would we?
23:13It's...
23:14Family gets scared by something.
23:18Oh, it's a family.
23:21Here's one more unseen clip of when the friends and family visited.
23:25As the Islanders hang out in the kitchen,
23:27Helena seems to have lost her waffle.
23:29But...
23:30Ooh, what happened next?
23:34Come back to find out.
23:49Welcome back to Love Island Unseen Bits.
23:52There is still time for grafting, so don't get too comfortable.
23:56There's that one.
23:56I'm back.
23:56Because we're on a roll and don't know when to stop.
24:03Ow, that wasn't supposed to happen.
24:05So don't tap out.
24:08Ow, fuck.
24:10I had wanted to tap.
24:11You're German.
24:12Even from you, that's for every word.
24:14The end might be in sight,
24:16but hey, guys, that's nothing to dance about.
24:18We've saved the best jokes for last.
24:22I've got a text.
24:25Islanders, please gather round the fire pit immediately.
24:28Is she joking?
24:29Is she serious?
24:32LAUGHTER
24:32Were they joking?
24:36Did you fool for that?
24:37Yeah.
24:40Now watch me go pity.
24:44Before the break, we saw Helena in the kitchen nosing around the toaster.
24:49Well, here's...
24:50What are you doing, Alice?
24:55Checking out my lip liner.
24:59Can you not see it?
25:01It's a mirror, isn't it?
25:02It's not a mirror, but...
25:03I guess you've been, that's better.
25:04What?
25:05The bin's better.
25:06And then we had to, like...
25:08Talk about...
25:09Did it off it?
25:13She just got knocked out by the bin.
25:15OK, next series, I'm getting rid of the make-up room
25:18and the girls can all share a lippy-flippy top bin instead.
25:27Unseen Bits is always at the forefront of new technology
25:30and it has been using a brand-new AI model known as CatGPT
25:34to make the show this series.
25:38Go on, you ass.
25:39I'm just going to do a light job.
25:41Just a light one.
25:41Nothing too strenuous.
25:46If I sit down, I'm actually...
25:47My eyes are just closing.
25:49I'm shutting down.
25:51AI shut down.
25:52The robot is shutting down.
25:53Yeah, actually.
25:55She means, like, oil or something.
25:56I don't get dizzy.
25:58System update, guys.
26:01The YazGPT has got a system update.
26:06Oh, apologies.
26:07The YazGPT is updating.
26:09The whole show is stuck in a loop.
26:12Got a system update.
26:13You've got to turn around now.
26:25If I'm just still going...
26:26I need a wee.
26:28Why do you keep doing it until I get bored?
26:40Oh, no.
26:41This is stuck now.
26:42Hang on.
26:43Let me press this button and move on to another clip.
26:45With the final approach in, the Islanders are supposed to be focused on each other.
26:50So why do they all seem so distracted?
26:52What the fuck?
26:57What is going on?
27:02What the fuck was that?
27:04Was he up to?
27:10Sometimes I just sit down and watch Blue, you know?
27:12Fascinating creature.
27:13Very creature.
27:14Does he know this is a love act?
27:16Like Ninja Warrior?
27:18No.
27:19No.
27:20Oh, no.
27:21Fucking hell.
27:23What did your toddler learn to walk?
27:27What does he do?
27:28Wait.
27:29Do it again, Blue.
27:30Do it again, Blue.
27:31Do it again, Blue.
27:44What on earth is happening?
27:47You can't try and do that if you can't do it.
27:49You can't do it.
27:49Why is he still trying it though?
27:53Why does he go away?
27:54Why is he still going?
27:56Again, again, again.
27:57Again.
27:58Again.
28:01This is such an ick.
28:05One more time.
28:06I've got it.
28:07No, you didn't.
28:08Last one.
28:09Ah!
28:10Ah!
28:11Ah!
28:12Ah!
28:13Ah!
28:14Ah!
28:15Ah!
28:16Ah!
28:17Ah!
28:18Ah!
28:19Ah!
28:20Ah!
28:21Ah!
28:22Ah!
28:23Ah!
28:24Ah!
28:25Ah!
28:26Ah!
28:27Ah!
28:28Ah!
28:29Ah!
28:30Ah!
28:31Ah!
28:32Ah!
28:33If somebody told me last week I would be coupled up with Blue today, I would not fucking believe
28:37you.
28:38After missing most of the series, Blue was determined to make his mark, and that mark was
28:42his face squashed on our lawn.
28:44Ah!
28:45Ah!
28:46Ah!
28:47Ah!
28:48Ah!
28:49Ah!
28:50Ah!
28:51Ah!
28:52Ah!
28:53Ah!
28:53Ah!
28:54Ah!
28:55Ah!
28:56Ah!
28:57Ah!
28:58Ah!
28:59Ah!
29:00Ah!
29:01Ah!
29:02Ah!
29:03Ah!
29:04Ah!
29:05Ah!
29:06Ah!
29:07Ah!
29:08Ah!
29:09Ah!
29:10Ah!
29:11Ah!
29:12Ah!
29:13Ah!
29:14Ah!
29:15Ah!
29:16Ah!
29:19I'm scared by something!
29:21Get it off me!
29:29What's he pissed off about?
29:31I don't think he's pissed off.
29:33I thought that was you hitting my head!
29:37Oh my god, the noise that I wouldn't let go!
29:39Oh, what's that?
29:41Nah, what the fuck is that?
29:43Oh! Fuckin' hell!
29:45Do you think he's hitting that one?
29:47Shakira, pretend to be the little one, I'll be the big one.
29:49Yeah, what are you saying, you good?
29:51Oh my god, you've got such a nice BDL!
29:53Yeah, I know, man's got...
29:55I'm trying to see your thing, what are you saying?
29:57Stop taking pictures of the bugs.
29:59Come hang out with us.
30:01The bug kind of looks better right now.
30:03I'm trying to see your thing, what are you saying?
30:05Stop taking pictures of the bugs.
30:07Come hang out with us.
30:09The bug kind of looks better right now.
30:11The bug kind of looks better right now.
30:13No, I'm just playing.
30:15We play as...
30:17Careful, Cash, it looks like you're bugging Tony.
30:27Once again, we ask the question,
30:29do our Islanders have any hidden talents?
30:31And judging by what we saw, the talent show the answer was no.
30:35No, not at all.
30:41Hang on.
30:45Wait, we need to...
30:53I'll put the love in glove.
30:55Oh my god.
30:57Go on, Yaz.
30:59Honestly, this could be the best I've looked since I've been in it.
31:15Good evening, ladies and gentlemen.
31:17Normally, when you perform into toddlers, they're usually a better crowd.
31:21Who's ready to party?
31:23I just wanted to bring a little bit of Vegas to the villa.
31:27No, actually...
31:29Get ready for the Love Island 2025 magic show.
31:33We're gonna make ourselves disappear.
31:35Abracadabra!
31:37Ty and Angel weren't the only disappearing act of the night when a shock text...
31:39... saw Helena and Blue dump from the villa.
31:41I'm fucking leaving.
31:43Back to the day job for Blue.
31:45And air stewardess, Helena, quite literally.
31:47How's that?
31:48How's that?
31:49How's that?
31:50How's that?
31:51How's that?
31:52How's that?
31:53You're gonna be fucking flying on the outside, I promise you.
31:54You're gonna be flying.
31:55And as the dust of the night settled, there were still a few regrets.
32:17Luckily, we didn't get the unicycle out.
32:19That is go-ting.
32:23Unseen bits will do me justice.
32:26A unicycle? What's that about?
32:28Let's see what we can find.
32:33It's not with the duck boys right now.
32:40Am I just not... What am I doing?
32:43Am I not committing or not?
32:45So, my weight needs to be a bit further forward.
32:51Essentially, not that soft forward.
32:54If you want to become one with a unit, I could just...
33:00Bounce. Bounce around on it.
33:03And then it gives you all the confidence you need to...
33:09OK, that explains a lot. Riding solo isn't your thing, is it, Harry?
33:13Juggling a lot of things at once is much more your style.
33:16Bad news, YazGPT is glitching so much it's going to get a stitch.
33:22Can someone call IT?
33:31Has anyone tried switching her off and on again?
33:34Here goes nothing.
33:36That's got it.
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34:43Welcome back to the final part of Love Island Unseen Bits.
34:47The end is nigh and we are racing to bring you all the best unseen bits in the last week in the villa.
34:53Although we should probably slow down as those drones are expensive.
34:58So let's squeeze out one last fart.
35:00Did you just fart?
35:01Yup.
35:02Oh my god.
35:05One last boogie.
35:07One last burt.
35:10Oh my god.
35:12And take a deep breath as we wait for the next drama to blow up.
35:17In your own time Tony, no rush.
35:22We know you're gonna like it.
35:25Connor's like, no like, I'm telling you like, like.
35:28I just think like me and you like have good crack like.
35:30What's the crack like?
35:31Do you know what I mean like?
35:32I'm gonna hand it to the girls, we've cut them off from social media but they still find their way to get their fix.
35:42I'm your meemaw and I think you're gonna be a baby boy.
35:48I'm your weak cousin and I think you're a boy.
35:53I'm your glamaw and I'm team girl.
35:57I'm your auntie and I think you're a baby girl.
36:01Mama where are you?
36:03Mama where are you?
36:05And I'm your mom and I think you're a boy.
36:10But be careful what you wish for girls as dreams have a way of coming true in this villa.
36:16Oh my god.
36:28We've got babies!
36:31Don't get too excited as any parent will tell you the novelty soon wears off.
36:35You gave your baby eyebrows?
36:54No they've just grown out in the last half hour.
36:57She just looks permanently surprised.
36:59Look we ossified her.
37:01Can you see?
37:02She's glowing.
37:04Protect your face.
37:06You can be getting wrinkles.
37:08Why have you got no eyelashes?
37:11Yeah I'm gonna get them against the boy's hip.
37:16Come on give the babies a speech.
37:18You guys were conceived in the Love Island villa.
37:21We love you guys.
37:22I feel like both of our kids have shrimp ass posture.
37:27Are we gonna correct it?
37:29She takes after her mum.
37:30He takes after his fucking auntie.
37:32Can you sit your baby up?
37:34Try and get the shoulders back and down.
37:36My baby has better posture than yours.
37:38Yeah I know.
37:39That actually really bothers me.
37:40I'm not gonna lie.
37:41You gotta put the shoulders back and down honeys.
37:46Motherhood's not going well.
37:48It's the screaming.
37:49It's the crying.
37:50It's everything.
37:52It honestly it's just yeah.
37:54This is my moment of peace.
37:55I'll just.
38:01That's the spirit Yaz.
38:02And your mindfulness is inspiring everyone.
38:05Alright.
38:06Baby yoga.
38:08And hold.
38:10Okay.
38:14Nice.
38:15Back to neutral.
38:16Back to neutral.
38:17Yeah so it's.
38:23There we go.
38:24Oh.
38:25Oh.
38:26Oh god.
38:28Ty can't touch his toes.
38:30Look.
38:31Look how high off his legs are.
38:32Back to neutral.
38:33Ah.
38:34Nice.
38:35Back to neutral.
38:36Good from us.
38:37Look what the fuck.
38:38Pulse at calves.
38:40Oh.
38:43Oh this is adorable though.
38:44Did it make you broody?
38:46No.
38:47Oh right.
38:48Buddha famously said peace comes from within which makes me think Buddha never had to change a dirty nappy.
38:54The baby's left our islanders with a gift that money can't buy.
39:03Tinnitus.
39:04So we sent the boys out to find a better gift for date night.
39:07Something that would win the girls hearts and finally get the boys off the market.
39:11Yeah.
39:12I don't know how to get this off.
39:13Should be well pleased with it.
39:14Yeah.
39:15Hold on.
39:16How much was that?
39:17Is this short change?
39:18Unfortunately not all the boys understood the concept of buying gifts.
39:19See anything for Ainge here today?
39:20Nothing's catching my eye.
39:21I see a pair of shades for me though.
39:22Tell about you.
39:23These are a bit of me.
39:2420 minutes of panic buying later.
39:25and it was time to leave before they lost their cash.
39:26Well Tony would have been furious if he wasn't back before date night.
39:30And they were ready to give the girls an evening they'd never forget.
39:47Come on boys, let's go.
39:50What are you doing?
39:51They'd give the girls an evening they'd never forget.
39:54Come on boys, this is what we're here for.
39:56I'm gonna say to her,
39:58you've been a little bit heated the last few days,
40:00so I just got you a fan just to cool yourself down.
40:02Yeah, that's a joke.
40:04Whose pot's that?
40:05Whose pot is this?
40:06It's yours, bro.
40:07It's on number nine.
40:08Whose pot is this?
40:09You got it on nine.
40:16Ooh.
40:17Ooh.
40:17You like that?
40:18Ooh.
40:19Ah!
40:20It's on your back!
40:21It's on your back still, it's on your back!
40:27Hold on.
40:28Hold on a minute.
40:29Serving up.
40:30Nice work.
40:31Well done, boys.
40:33Great food.
40:34Although it's probably stone cold by the time the girls came out.
40:38Great gifts.
40:39Oh my god, this is the best day ever.
40:41And great atmosphere.
40:43Bless us.
40:44Bless us.
40:45It's not even a joke to be honest, but let's just sit in silence.
40:48Bless us.
40:49It's the final...
40:50Peter Veneto!
40:51...of the series.
40:52And I asked them to do...
40:56...islander impressions.
40:57Here are a few of my favourite Harry-isms.
40:58You're better than that.
40:59You're like doing a smile and go, that doesn't start.
41:00And like...
41:01This is my impression of Meg.
41:02Day!
41:03Your pizza's ready!
41:04I'm really bad at accents.
41:05I don't...
41:06How do you say it?
41:07I don't care.
41:08How do you do an American accent?
41:09How do you do an American accent?
41:10I don't care.
41:11I can't say...
41:12I can't do Tony without swearing.
41:13Shut up, Blue, you fucking bozo.
41:14I am right.
41:15My name's Kash.
41:16I'm from East London, Ireland.
41:17How do you do an American accent?
41:18I can't say...
41:19I can't say...
41:20I can't do Tony without swearing.
41:21Shut up, Blue, you fucking bozo.
41:22Hi, my name's Kash.
41:23I'm from East London.
41:24My name's Kash.
41:25I'm from East London.
41:26You're from East London, East London.
41:27You're from East London.
41:28I'm from East London, East London.
41:29And you're from South London, East London.
41:30I don't care. How do you do an American accent?
41:34I don't care.
41:37I can't do Tony without swearing.
41:39Shut up, blue, you fucking bozo.
41:42Hi, my name's Cash. I'm from East London.
41:45And this is what I do for a living.
41:50But he kisses his teeth all the time. He's like...
41:53Jasmine just goes, yeah.
41:57Yeah, I'm just... I can't be arsed.
42:00Yeah.
42:01I have the best posture in the entire UK.
42:06It's... Yeah, it's GPT, honestly.
42:08Literally, I'm AI-generated.
42:10D just goes, like, a big...
42:13Ty, have you seen my lip balm?
42:17I'm Ty, I'm from Barnsley.
42:20This is my impression of Connor.
42:22What's the crack like? Like, what's the story like?
42:24What's the crack like? Is it like?
42:26Yeah, like...
42:27It always goes like this.
42:29In the first place...
42:31Oh, I can't do her accent.
42:33Oldie and Laurie.
42:36Like, why does she sound like that?
42:38Favourite thing Meghan's ever said, so Irish.
42:41Whoop-dee-fucking-doo, Tommy.
42:43Whoop-dee-fucking-doo.
42:45LAUGHTER
42:47What a lad, what a woman.
42:49That's me signing out for...
42:52Beat the Next!
42:53For 2025.
42:55Oh, I'm feeling so emoj.
43:01Excuse me.
43:02I can't believe the final's only two days away, and to celebrate here's nostalgic look back at the last eight weeks of Unseen Bits that you've already seen.
43:10It's Love Island Fun Scene Bits.
43:14Calm before the cock.
43:16Oh, we're so bad.
43:21Do you know the saying, blessing in disguise?
43:23Yeah.
43:24It's actually blessing in disguise.
43:26I've never understood a poltergeist, like, what is that?
43:28Oh, fucking man can't break it on one side and then I had hell in that and...
43:31What?
43:33Excuse me.
43:35Cut some shapes in here.
43:37Just like that.
43:38Do it, then look.
43:40Do it, do it, do it.
43:41Oh, he's OK.
43:42David, it's been good, you know?
43:43Woo!
43:45Come on, David.
43:46Just like that.
43:46Woo!
43:48Do it, do it, do it, just like that.
43:50Just like that.
43:52Just like that.
43:53Like that, and then down there, like that.
43:54Nah, nah, that looks clumsy.
43:56Oh, girl.
43:57Could you celebrity?
43:58Yes!
44:01If you really want to do it like a bad man, you just fold your arms one time.
44:05That's no good.
44:05That's no good, that's no good!
44:07Oh, OK, that's not great.
44:08One's booty does not take away from your own.
44:11Booty?
44:12Boo!
44:13Boo!
44:14Chicken and a chanical.
44:15That's not...
44:17I'm going to wet myself, I'm really sorry.
44:19I need to sit my head in the freezer.
44:22Shakira!
44:23It's...
44:24It's...
44:25Oh!
44:30I'm going to escape.
44:32Ah!
44:33Oh!
44:34Is that red wine?
44:35Wow!
44:36Oh, hey, mate, come on, man.
44:40That's a good day in the office.
44:41That's an avicada, innit?
44:42And that's a lime.
44:43That's a mango.
44:44This thing?
44:45No, that's a lemon.
44:46Where am I now?
44:47I trim in the bin.
44:48Right, I'm going to get on.
44:56All right, slip a nipple, let me know, will you?
45:0028.
45:06Do you think they're putting this on the show?
45:08No, no, no, no, no.
45:09Maybe on scene.
45:11Tough.
45:12Yeah, but nobody wants to do that.
45:13Let me know when the time is up.
45:16That's it for this series of Unseen Bits.
45:18Anything to add, girls?
45:20I think when you watch Unseen Bits,
45:22you see all of us for how we actually are.
45:24Yeah, yeah, yeah.
45:25See, it's weird, cos I never watch Unseen Bits at home.
45:29Well, Meg, you'll be home in a couple of days
45:31and you can watch all the Unseen Bits then on ITVX.
45:35See you all next series!
45:37Contracts permitting.
45:38Bye!
45:40Bye!
45:49Bye!
45:54Bye!
45:55Bye!
45:56Bye!
46:02Bye!
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