Straight A Pregnancy

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00:00:00No big deal, Kelsey. You just might be carrying Ben Lawson's baby.

00:00:16Yeah, I'm out of here. Kelsey, come on! We haven't been to a real party room.

00:00:20But these guys are gross.

00:00:22So? You're not here to meet the love of your life.

00:00:25Just the love of your night.

00:00:27Yeah. No.

00:00:30Oh my god. Ben Lawson.

00:00:41Claremore College's resident party boy. Fuck boy. Whatever you want to call him.

00:00:45Good for a good time, not a long time. Makes up for it by being extremely hot.

00:00:54Way to go, loser.

00:00:56Oh my god, I'm so sorry.

00:01:00Good thing I wasn't wearing a shirt, right?

00:01:03Aww. Ben! You're soaked.

00:01:07And that's Skye. Ben's on again, mostly off again X.

00:01:11Let me help.

00:01:18I'm gonna go dry off. It's fine.

00:01:21I didn't know we were having a wet t-shirt contest. Not that you'd win anyway.

00:01:26Actually, it's not a contest.

00:01:31Come with me, let's get your shirt and dry clothes.

00:01:35Who was that girl?

00:01:36She's in my classes. Major weirdo.

00:01:40Well, Ben seems pretty into her.

00:01:44Weird.

00:01:45She's definitely gonna be a bit big on you.

00:01:47Kelsey.

00:01:48Have we met before, Kelsey?

00:01:58Probably not. I mean, I've never actually been to a frat party before.

00:02:03Okay. You can turn around.

00:02:14Well, um, I'm so glad we met.

00:02:17Because I happen to be an expert at frat party.

00:02:25Oh!

00:02:26Whippy!

00:02:28That's...

00:02:33Oh!

00:02:36Oh!

00:02:38Oh!

00:02:40Oh!

00:02:57Oh!

00:02:58Sh...

00:03:00Sorry, it's kind of like, it's kind of like a mess.

00:03:10Oh, it's cool.

00:03:15You're in a fashion.

00:03:15I like it.

00:03:19But what is that?

00:03:23Those are my grandma's rules.

00:03:27And she's actually like the one who got me into Claremore, and she's kind of, um, strict.

00:03:38But I've decided to stop caring what she thinks of me, so.

00:03:43How's that going for you so far?

00:03:45I don't know.

00:03:45I kind of like breaking the rules.

00:03:48Me too.

00:03:57Wait, I've never done a one-night stand before.

00:04:05Is this a one-night stand?

00:04:07I mean, you are like the king of hookups.

00:04:11I have been told I happen to be very, very good at hookups.

00:04:27And I'll probably never see you again.

00:04:52Well, so much for that.

00:05:14Now the hard part.

00:05:19How do I tell Ben Lawson that he is having a baby?

00:05:23Can't you just text him?

00:05:26Yeah, I don't really think he wants me to text him.

00:05:29Or talk to him, for that matter.

00:05:32Ever again.

00:05:33Ever again.

00:05:33Oh, sir Ben.

00:05:53Back from another noble conquest, I presume.

00:05:55Bro, don't call it that.

00:05:57And why not, good sir?

00:05:58Did thou not ravish thine lady?

00:06:00No, I mean, yeah, but I don't know, man.

00:06:04I kind of felt like more than that this time.

00:06:07Dude, you can't be serious.

00:06:13All right, rule one.

00:06:16Never leave a fellow sigma behind.

00:06:18Rule two.

00:06:20Say yes to trouble.

00:06:22And rule three.

00:06:25Don't catch feelings.

00:06:26Yeah.

00:06:27Mm-hmm.

00:06:30Dude.

00:06:34Dude.

00:06:34It's for your own good.

00:06:35Dude, what are you doing?

00:06:42Hunter.

00:06:43Bro.

00:06:45Match after match.

00:06:46Bro, what are you doing?

00:06:47Knock it off.

00:06:48Give it back.

00:06:49I told you, bro.

00:06:50Plenty of fish in the sea.

00:06:54I'm sure there's an explanation for it.

00:06:56Ben was totally spin with you.

00:06:58Okay, don't freak out.

00:07:06But I just matched with Ben.

00:07:11But I just matched with Ben.

00:07:16Wow.

00:07:17You know what?

00:07:18I knew he was a player, but this is like next level.

00:07:21It hasn't even been an hour since he left.

00:07:26Mary.

00:07:26Right.

00:07:29Sorry.

00:07:30I'm matching with him right now.

00:07:40Oh my god.

00:07:41Wait, that asshole just texted me.

00:07:43Sorry about earlier.

00:07:45I had fun last night.

00:07:46Would love to hang out again sometime with a smiley face emoji.

00:07:51What a player.

00:07:53Maybe he means it.

00:07:54Yeah, right.

00:07:56Do you really think he means it if he's messing around on the apps?

00:07:59Maybe he matched me by mistake.

00:08:02Or maybe you're not exclusive.

00:08:07So you don't think it's gross to sleep with someone, leave, match with their best friend on some app,

00:08:15and then pretend that he wants to hang out with her again?

00:08:20Yes.

00:08:23No?

00:08:25Wait, can you repeat the question?

00:08:27This is super confusing.

00:08:35No, you're right.

00:08:36You should stick to what you're good at.

00:08:37Hooking up.

00:08:39That's all it ever was, and that's all it ever will be.

00:08:42Have a nice life.

00:08:43What does that mean?

00:09:09Why won't it send?

00:09:12I think it means your baby daddy blocked you.

00:09:17I think it means your baby daddy blocked you.

00:09:21What the hell?

00:09:23What do I do now?

00:09:25Gotta do it the old-fashioned way.

00:09:28Stalk him until you can confront him, IRL.

00:09:31Stalk him until you go.

00:10:01Ben, I, uh...

00:10:10I'm gonna catch you all easy.

00:10:20Why can't I stop puking?

00:10:23Because you're super pregnant, girl.

00:10:27I can't take those anymore.

00:10:31Ben, Lawson, why do you keep avoiding me?

00:10:46Don't you know who you are?

00:10:47No, it's not avoiding someone if they text you to have a nice life.

00:10:51Okay, well, I'm sorry about that, but...

00:10:53I thought it was just a one-night stand.

00:10:54You were?

00:10:55Yeah, that's what people do after a one-night stand.

00:10:58They don't talk to each other anymore.

00:11:01Ben!

00:11:01Shh!

00:11:02No.

00:11:03No.

00:11:19Political and economic shifts.

00:11:21MC Ben, Benny, Boy, Lawson.

00:11:32Hunter definitely made this.

00:11:34Who?

00:11:35The guy that I met the night you and Ben, you know, we've actually been hanging out more,

00:11:41and I think...

00:11:42Okay, look, you're missing the point, okay?

00:11:44I mean, this is finally my chance to confront Ben.

00:11:47So you're gonna go?

00:11:49I mean, if I can find something to wear.

00:11:52I mean, my clothes haven't really been fitting recently, like, you don't.

00:11:57Sorry to interrupt, ladies, but I just wanted to let you know that tonight's party is actually

00:12:03a toga party.

00:12:05That doesn't say it on there.

00:12:07Hunter didn't know how to spell toga, so he just left it off.

00:12:11Maybe I should stop hooking up with him.

00:12:14He really is dumb.

00:12:16So you're not going?

00:12:22Thanks, Skye.

00:12:22That was actually nice of you for once.

00:12:26Don't mention it.

00:12:27This isn't a toga party, is it?

00:12:41What's a toga?

00:12:46I think I'm gonna be sick.

00:12:51Benny, where have you been?

00:12:53Everyone at the party wants you.

00:13:01Especially me.

00:13:03Skye, I already told you.

00:13:05I don't think we should be together.

00:13:07What about just for tonight?

00:13:10I'm tired of your mind games.

00:13:11You're always planning something.

00:13:13Right now, I'm just planning on kissing you.

00:13:15No, you're gonna be sick.

00:13:35Kelly!

00:13:36Kelsey.

00:13:48Kelsey, wait.

00:13:51Wow, ditching me for that loser

00:13:54is like you have feelings for her.

00:13:56You know what, Skye?

00:13:57Maybe I do.

00:14:02So, did you tell him?

00:14:05Hmm, you know, in hindsight,

00:14:07telling someone you're pregnant at a fraternity party,

00:14:09not such a great idea.

00:14:12You can't keep putting this off, Kelsey.

00:14:15You know, maybe I shouldn't even tell him at all.

00:14:18I mean, it's not like Ben Lawson

00:14:19is gonna wanna settle down and play house.

00:14:23Hmm, no.

00:14:25You know, if it's up to me,

00:14:27Ben is never gonna know about this.

00:14:30Maybe?

00:14:32Oh, this is too good.

00:14:35I can't believe you talked me into this.

00:14:38I mean, if I need a drink.

00:14:40Okay, it's only a matter of time until you start,

00:14:42you know, showing.

00:14:44This could be our last hurrah.

00:14:46Yeah, more like your last hurrah.

00:14:48But, whatever.

00:14:49Ooh, I'm gonna go check out this night.

00:14:53Ooh, I'm gonna go check out this night.

00:14:59Kelsey!

00:15:00Where's your drink?

00:15:01You can't be caught empty-handed on senior night.

00:15:04Hmm.

00:15:05No, I'm okay, Skye.

00:15:07No!

00:15:07Here!

00:15:08I insist.

00:15:11Yeah, I'm really not in the mood.

00:15:12Oh, come on.

00:15:14It's just one beer.

00:15:15Can't hurt, right?

00:15:17No, Skye.

00:15:23No!

00:15:24Yo!

00:15:25Oh!

00:15:26What's going on?

00:15:27Yeah.

00:15:28Kelsey, why don't you tell Ben what's going on?

00:15:31Knock it off, Skye.

00:15:32She doesn't have to drink if she doesn't want to.

00:15:33Yeah, you're right.

00:15:35That would probably be bad for the baby.

00:15:40Baby?

00:15:42What baby?

00:15:47Kelsey, what baby?

00:15:48Come on.

00:15:49Come on.

00:15:52Well, awkward.

00:15:54Yeah, for you.

00:15:55Why would you do that to her?

00:15:56You really are a heartless bitch.

00:15:58But...

00:15:59I don't want to see you around Kelsey.

00:16:01I mean, ever.

00:16:05Looks like your day's parting at Sigma House are over.

00:16:14Come here, E. I just don't want to be alone right now, okay?

00:16:17Okay.

00:16:20Please.

00:16:29It's the baby mine.

00:16:31Kelsey, it's the baby mine.

00:16:32Kelsey!

00:16:34Would it matter if it was?

00:16:37Would it matter if it was?

00:16:39Of course it would matter if it was mine.

00:16:41Because you're...

00:16:44I'm what?

00:16:45You.

00:16:47You're Ben Lawson.

00:16:48You're like the king of hookups.

00:16:49The prince of partying.

00:16:50The sultan of sex.

00:16:52The sultan of sex.

00:16:53I'm just...

00:16:55I mean...

00:16:57I don't do one night stand.

00:16:59You do?

00:17:00With you.

00:17:01And only you, so...

00:17:03Yeah, the baby's yours, Ben.

00:17:06I don't sleep around, okay?

00:17:08And when I do, the one time that I do, I don't pretend that it doesn't mean anything.

00:17:14Hold on.

00:17:15I never said that.

00:17:17You said that.

00:17:18You literally matched with my best friend on some dating app as soon as you left here.

00:17:22And you were still messing around with Skye.

00:17:24Not on any apps.

00:17:25And about Skye.

00:17:26Look, Ben, it doesn't even matter.

00:17:27You can do whatever it is that you want to do, okay?

00:17:30But I'm keeping this baby whether you like it or not.

00:17:34I mean, my mom was a single mom and I turned out fine.

00:17:38I mean, I'm 21 and pregnant, like super broke, but I'm fine.

00:17:41I want to be a part of this baby's life.

00:17:43Look, I know you do.

00:17:45But you do?

00:17:48Yes.

00:17:49More than anything.

00:17:51My mom was alone.

00:17:52My dad was never around.

00:17:55I promised myself that if I ever had kids, I'd do anything for them.

00:17:59Well, what about Sigma and all of your friends and Skye?

00:18:04I don't care about that anymore.

00:18:07You know, someone wise recently inspired me.

00:18:10Stop thinking about what everyone thinks.

00:18:13Just live my life for myself.

00:18:16I know what it's like to go through life alone.

00:18:21All in goes.

00:18:23You let me.

00:18:29Just...

00:18:36Grandma?

00:18:37I know your little secret.

00:18:40Uh...

00:18:41You broke one of my rules, Kelsey Barrington.

00:18:43I don't know what you're talking about.

00:18:44I think you do.

00:18:45I want you in my office first thing tomorrow morning.

00:18:47Wow, she just hung up on me.

00:18:48Who was that?

00:18:49That was my grandma.

00:18:50The one who made the rules.

00:18:51The whole reason the rules exist is because my mom got pregnant with me in college.

00:18:55And she had to drop out and raise me all by herself.

00:18:56Alone.

00:18:57And my grandma didn't want that to happen to me.

00:18:58So...

00:18:59My grandma didn't want that to happen to me.

00:19:00So...

00:19:01So...

00:19:02Now it has.

00:19:03But...

00:19:04But...

00:19:05You're not alone.

00:19:06I'm right here.

00:19:07You're not here for me.

00:19:08We're not here for me.

00:19:09We're not together.

00:19:11You're not here for me.

00:19:12We're not here for me.

00:19:13We're not together.

00:19:15pregnant with me in college, and she had to drop out and raise me all by herself, alone.

00:19:24My grandma didn't want that to happen to me, so now it has.

00:19:29But you're not alone.

00:19:32I'm right here.

00:19:33You're not here for me.

00:19:34We're not together.

00:19:35Remember how you said how hard it is to go through life alone?

00:19:44Ben Lawson, I want you to be my boyfriend.

00:19:54Well like, my fake boyfriend.

00:19:57What?

00:19:59Okay, look, my grandma might know about the baby, but she doesn't know about you or us,

00:20:04and if she thinks that we are in a responsible and committed relationship, she just might

00:20:08let me stay in school, graduate, or you know, like live.

00:20:14Okay, but a fake relationship?

00:20:18Okay, well I wouldn't expect you to actually date me.

00:20:20You can still go off and sleep around, do whatever you want to do, okay?

00:20:27But, I mean, if Sky thought we were dating, then she might leave you alone.

00:20:31I mean, if that's what you want.

00:20:34Okay, hear me out.

00:20:39Or we could, I don't know, actually date.

00:20:43You know, like, make this work for the baby.

00:20:49I don't want to be your pity girlfriend, Ben.

00:20:53Look, I don't want to be Sky or another one of your fangirls.

00:20:59I just want to survive some new year.

00:21:04So, what do you say?

00:21:12Okay, let's do this.

00:21:17But, shouldn't we get to know each other a little bit better?

00:21:19Just so people don't get suspicious.

00:21:22I like your thinking, Lawson.

00:21:28Welcome to Ben and Kelsey 101.

00:21:36Alright, time to hit the books.

00:21:47Okay, what is my dog's name?

00:21:52Sir Fluffington, no wait.

00:21:55Wrong.

00:21:56Sir Douglas McFluffington.

00:21:58Okay.

00:22:00Okay, what's the name of my cat?

00:22:02Easy.

00:22:03Hannah.

00:22:04And, what kind of crazy person has a human name on a pet name?

00:22:09Okay, because Sir Douglas Fluffington the third is so much better.

00:22:14Hmm.

00:22:15Okay.

00:22:16What do I want to be when I grow up?

00:22:19Another easy one.

00:22:20You want to be a fashion designer.

00:22:22I hate to break it to you, but you are a grown up.

00:22:26I'm having a kid soon.

00:22:27Shhh.

00:22:28What do you want to be when you grow up?

00:22:32I'm also having a kid soon.

00:22:34It's kind of funny how that works.

00:22:36No, like, what do you want to be when you grow up?

00:22:40I don't know, actually.

00:22:42Wait, so you're a senior in college?

00:22:46And you haven't thought about the future?

00:22:49Honestly, I didn't think I was going to make it this far.

00:22:55I was never really good at school.

00:22:59Wait.

00:23:00Wait.

00:23:01A dad.

00:23:03I've always wanted to be a dad.

00:23:05Looks like my dreams are coming true.

00:23:09Okay, the most important question.

00:23:14Where did we meet?

00:23:16Where did we meet?

00:23:18Uh, frat party?

00:23:19No, not IRL.

00:23:20Like, our backstory.

00:23:22Our fake backstory.

00:23:23Um, I was walking Sir Douglas McFluffington the 6th at the park.

00:23:27There's a 6th one?

00:23:28Fake backstory, remember?

00:23:29Keep up, Kels.

00:23:31Sorry.

00:23:41Crap!

00:23:42What's wrong?

00:23:48What's wrong?

00:23:49Is it the baby?

00:23:50No, I'm late for my meeting with my grandma.

00:23:52You know, Ben, that's really cute.

00:23:54You know, the modesty thing and everything.

00:23:56But, I mean, we've slept together and we're kind of having a baby.

00:23:59So, I mean, there's kind of no need.

00:24:02Yeah.

00:24:03Oh, shit, I didn't bring a change of clothes.

00:24:20I didn't think I was going to spend the night.

00:24:22Yeah.

00:24:23Alright, well, I'm going to go home and change.

00:24:24I'll catch up with you later.

00:24:26You will?

00:24:28Yeah, what kind of fake boyfriend do you think I am?

00:24:30Or, you could come with me to my meeting with my grandma.

00:24:33I mean, that's what a real fake boyfriend would do.

00:24:37Okay, yeah.

00:24:39But, you should, um, put a shirt on.

00:24:45Right.

00:24:51Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

00:24:53Huh?

00:24:54You're meeting your grandma here?

00:24:57Yeah, yeah, she works here.

00:24:59Your grandmother is Dean Barrington?

00:25:02The head of the entire school?

00:25:04Uh, duh.

00:25:05You didn't think to tell me that?

00:25:07After we studied each other's entire lives last night?

00:25:09Ben, you know my last name.

00:25:12And I told you that my grandma works for Claremore.

00:25:14Yeah, that could literally mean anything.

00:25:16I can't believe you didn't put two and two together.

00:25:22Okay, I'm really late.

00:25:23Are you coming?

00:25:24I'm sure you know why I called you in today.

00:25:35Well, Grandma, I...

00:25:37Sorry, I'm late.

00:25:40Sorry, I'm late.

00:25:45And who in God's green earth is this?

00:25:47Well, Grandma, there's...

00:25:49I am Kelsey's boyfriend, Ben.

00:25:53I've heard so many nice things about you.

00:26:00It's so good to meet you.

00:26:01Have you?

00:26:02Of course.

00:26:03I know who you are, Mr. Lawson.

00:26:07Academic probation, suspension.

00:26:10Yeah, that incident at the Sigma house with the hamster.

00:26:15Total misunderstanding.

00:26:17You might know, Dean Barrington, that my grades this last semester

00:26:20actually earned me the title of most improved

00:26:23on the academic honor roll.

00:26:25That may be, but the question still remains.

00:26:29Why is he here?

00:26:31Well, Grandma, whatever you have to tell me,

00:26:35you can say in front of Ben.

00:26:37Yeah.

00:26:38Very well.

00:26:41Kelsey, as you know, I must hold you to the highest academic

00:26:45and professional standards because you represent me.

00:26:50And thus, Claremore College.

00:26:54Lest you forget, I helped you get into Claremore.

00:26:59I know I'm stripped with you, but according to this video,

00:27:05you've broken one of my cardinal rules.

00:27:08I can actually explain what's going on in that video for you.

00:27:15Oh, that's cold.

00:27:18Hashtag justice for beer, girl.

00:27:21Now, who would waste a perfectly good beer like that?

00:27:27That's a house of Liang talk.

00:27:29If it were me, I'd be suing the girl who put a beer on my designer dress.

00:27:33Even if it was last season.

00:27:35Rule number two.

00:27:37Stay out of trouble.

00:27:39Does this look like you're staying out of trouble?

00:27:43So she doesn't know that I'm pregnant?

00:27:47Well, young lady.

00:27:50That's actually my ex-girlfriend in that video.

00:27:54And I told her to stay away from Kelsey, but she never listens.

00:27:58Everything you saw in that video is all my fault.

00:28:00All my fault.

00:28:01That may be.

00:28:02But Kelsey knows better than to get involved with drama like this.

00:28:07If you don't clean up your act, I will not be able to let you take part in the senior fashion show.

00:28:15Grandma, the whole reason that I wanted to go to Claremore was for the fashion show.

00:28:20I mean, it could completely make or break my career.

00:28:22Marissa Leung from House of Leung is going to be there.

00:28:25And you know it's my dream to work for her.

00:28:27I cannot allow anything that would tarnish the reputation of this university.

00:28:33And mine.

00:28:35Rules are rules.

00:28:37Don't break them and this won't be an issue.

00:28:40Thank you, Dean Barrington. It's so good to meet you.

00:28:50Actually, Mr. Lawson, why don't you stay behind and we'll have a little chat.

00:28:55Oh, John.

00:28:57Kelsey, please close the door behind you.

00:29:07Oh, crap.

00:29:08What if he slips up and tells her about the baby?

00:29:13So let's cut to the chase, shall we, Mr. Lawson?

00:29:17What are your intentions with my granddaughter?

00:29:20I'm not really sure what you mean.

00:29:21Well, I hope you're not dating her for her money.

00:29:24She doesn't have any.

00:29:25Her mother was disowned from the Barrington family fortune years ago.

00:29:30Kelsey is here on a financial aid provided by my office.

00:29:36Hence, the need for her to apply the rules.

00:29:40I can assure you I was completely unaware of any family fortune.

00:29:45My sources tell me that you can date and have nearly every girl in this school.

00:29:53So why my granddaughter?

00:29:54With all due respect, Dean Barrington, are you being serious?

00:30:01I haven't known Kelsey for a very long time.

00:30:03This is all really new to me.

00:30:05I know my reputation still precedes me for being a guy, you know, who doesn't, like, settle down.

00:30:10But, um, I'm starting to believe I'm not the right guy for Kelsey.

00:30:16I'm sure you're not.

00:30:18But, I would sure be damned if I didn't try to be.

00:30:23Kelsey, man, she's brilliant.

00:30:27I love the way her mind works, her designs, her style.

00:30:31She just knows exactly what she wants for herself.

00:30:34There's not only one reason, Dean Barrington.

00:30:36It's everything.

00:30:38Very well.

00:30:40You're dismissed.

00:30:42I'll be watching you.

00:30:46I have eyes everywhere.

00:30:49Cool.

00:30:51That was incredible.

00:31:00I totally believed all of it.

00:31:01Believed what?

00:31:02The act.

00:31:03What you said.

00:31:04All those things you love about me.

00:31:06Yeah, right.

00:31:07As a reward for an award-winning performance, I have a surprise for you.

00:31:11Surprise?

00:31:12Mm-hmm.

00:31:17So, this is the surprise?

00:31:19Is everything okay with the baby?

00:31:22I'm sorry to keep you two waiting.

00:31:24My last appointment ran over.

00:31:26Mr. and Mrs.

00:31:28No, we're not married.

00:31:29I'm Kelsey, and this is, uh, my boyfriend, Ben.

00:31:33Yum, love.

00:31:34Well, you two, are you ready to see your baby?

00:31:38Right now?

00:31:49Ben, are you crying?

00:31:52It's not unusable for fathers to become emotional.

00:31:56No, I know.

00:31:57It's just, that's, like, really sweet.

00:32:01And that is your baby's heartbeat.

00:32:04That's really sweet.

00:32:10And that is your baby's heartbeat.

00:32:16Wow, no way.

00:32:18Would you like to know if you have a little baby boy or a little baby girl?

00:32:26I think we want it to be a surprise.

00:32:29Then we're all set.

00:32:31We keep you posted on the results of your blood work.

00:32:34I'm sure you two are going to be great parents.

00:32:37It's rare to see two parents as in love as the two of you.

00:32:48Well, this is me.

00:32:54I'll call you for the next appointment.

00:32:56Should be in about a month.

00:32:58But there's no reason for us to hang out or anything unless something goes wrong.

00:33:04Wait.

00:33:06We can't just not hang out if we're dating.

00:33:09Fake dating, Ben.

00:33:11Yeah, but it's got to look real.

00:33:13Grandma told me she has like eyes all over this place.

00:33:17I mean, I guess that's true.

00:33:19That's true.

00:33:21After all, you are my fake girlfriend, so I should at least be a good fake boyfriend.

00:33:26Maybe take you on a few fake dates.

00:33:29What do you think?

00:33:31What kind of fake dates?

00:33:34I don't know.

00:33:36Just like do the stuff in the movies that people don't really do in real life.

00:33:40Sure.

00:33:42What kind of fake girlfriend would I be if I said no?

00:33:43What would I be if I said no?

00:33:44Ha.

00:33:45Ha.

00:33:46Ha.

00:33:47Ha.

00:33:48Ha.

00:33:49Ha.

00:33:50Ha.

00:33:51Ha.

00:33:52Ha.

00:33:53Ha.

00:33:54Ha.

00:33:55Ha.

00:33:56Ha.

00:33:57Ha.

00:33:58Ha.

00:33:59Ha.

00:34:00Ha.

00:34:01Ha.

00:34:02Ha.

00:34:03Ha.

00:34:05Ha.

00:34:06Ha.

00:34:08Ha.

00:34:10Ha.

00:34:12Ha.

00:34:13Ha.

00:34:14Ha.

00:34:15Ha.

00:34:16Ha.

00:34:17You are cordially invited to a bespoke dinner with a brother of the Sigma fraternity at 7pm, formal and tired and encouraged.

00:34:35Ugh, I only have an hour to get ready? I don't even know if my dresses fit me anymore.

00:34:47Ah, our special guest for the evening. Welcome in, madame.

00:34:58Right this way.

00:35:14You did this all for me?

00:35:17You're my girlfriend. I mean, my fake girlfriend. I know we've been saving for the baby, and I couldn't really afford to take you to a nice restaurant, so I thought I'd make one.

00:35:32That's like, the nicest thing anyone has ever done for me.

00:35:37Don't thank me yet, okay?

00:35:38Okay.

00:35:41Good evening, gentleman and gentlewoman. May I interest you in tonight's special? It's also our only thing on our very limited end.

00:35:50All two specials, please.

00:35:52Got you.

00:35:55Two of our finest instant ramens on the house. Bon appetit, lovebirds. Thank you, sir.

00:36:02Thanks.

00:36:04Sorry, we're kind of on a budget right now.

00:36:07No, this is perfect. I love it.

00:36:16Oh, let's dance.

00:36:17I don't know.

00:36:18Why not?

00:36:19Well, I wasn't exactly the most graceful before the pregnancy and, you know, like, my feet are swollen and I just fell off balance and, you know, like, normal.

00:36:37It counts.

00:36:40You're perfect.

00:36:42Really.

00:36:46Now have this dance with me.

00:36:57What is it?

00:37:00Nothing, I just...

00:37:04Ow!

00:37:05You okay?

00:37:07What's wrong?

00:37:10Yeah, the baby just, like, kicked.

00:37:14You wanna feel it?

00:37:16Yeah.

00:37:17Yeah.

00:37:22I don't feel anything.

00:37:26Oh my god, wow!

00:37:29That's amazing!

00:37:31Kelsey, you're amazing.

00:37:34You're pretty for yourself.

00:37:35You're pretty for yourself.

00:37:37Wait, I, um...

00:37:39I thought this was supposed to be fake.

00:37:42It doesn't feel fake, does it?

00:37:44No, it doesn't.

00:37:45It doesn't...

00:37:46No, it doesn't.

00:37:47I don't feel very happy.

00:37:48I don't know.

00:37:50I think I'm so happy.

00:37:51Oh, it doesn't feel like I'm so happy.

00:37:52I'm so happy.

00:37:53You know what?

00:37:54I do just a lot.

00:37:55I think I'm so happy.

00:37:57You want to do this?

00:37:58wait wait what should we be doing this can't hurt the baby oh ben that's so sweet but no

00:38:23it won't hurt the baby are you sure

00:38:26positive

00:38:27breakfast is served

00:38:43something wrong

00:38:51no i just

00:38:53i thought you left again

00:38:58what

00:38:59no first of all i wouldn't do that second of all this is my room i don't have many other places to go

00:39:08yeah i know i just

00:39:11i panicked

00:39:15i'm not going anywhere

00:39:18but i am gonna steal some of these eggs from you

00:39:22so um should we like talk about last night what about it

00:39:35kelsey this is dr gordon

00:39:41hi is is everything okay

00:39:44it's more than okay i just wanted to let you know that your blood work came back well kelsey you're

00:39:51having twins

00:39:56you're having twins

00:39:59two babies

00:40:01kelsey are you there

00:40:05hello

00:40:06yeah sorry kelsey's a bit shook up right now

00:40:10are you sure

00:40:11positive

00:40:13it's very common actually one heartbeat mass the other but there's two of them in there

00:40:18no doubt about it

00:40:19no doubt about it

00:40:21thanks

00:40:26okay

00:40:27don't panic

00:40:28nothing's changed just

00:40:30double

00:40:32double of everything

00:40:34i'm gonna be huge

00:40:36oh my god how am i gonna hide this from my grandma

00:40:39she was gonna find out eventually

00:40:41so let's just wait until the babies are here and then we can figure out a way to break it to her

00:40:47i can't believe this i mean i'm 21 i can't i can't have two babies

00:40:54and alone

00:40:55you're not alone

00:40:57i'm here

00:41:00i mean single ben unmarried

00:41:02we're not married yet but

00:41:06that way i can't really put it into words

00:41:08just

00:41:09let's just show you

00:41:18okay remember how you told me you were so afraid of breaking your grandma's rules

00:41:23well i used to be afraid of breaking the rules too

00:41:26i was so afraid of what people would think of me if i wasn't this crazy fun party guy that

00:41:30everyone expected me to be but then i met you

00:41:38you just had this energy about you that i was so drawn to from the moment you crashed into me

00:41:46then i heard you thought it was just a one-night stand

00:41:48that's because you left

00:41:49i left because i thought that's what you wanted

00:41:53i was sending you messages but you never reached back out you were just so mad at me

00:41:58ben you matched with my best friend on some app what girl wouldn't be mad

00:42:02no i didn't

00:42:07oh my god that was hunter messing around on my phone

00:42:12i swear i deleted everything as soon as he did that

00:42:14i figured if i couldn't have you i would just cruise through senior year doing the same

00:42:18i've been doing

00:42:21i don't really want that anymore

00:42:22i want you okay what do we do now then i would like to ask you to be my girlfriend

00:42:36my real girlfriend

00:42:41yeah it's called a toga uh it's super breathable for like you know down there

00:42:46i love this song you want to dance uh no i'm okay come on no i'm seriously i'm like waiting for

00:42:55someone well i'm here but he's not finders keepers am i right that rule only applies to objects not people

00:43:04come on you come on hey my core why should i you guys just said so and this

00:43:16and this

00:43:24what the fuck whatever man

00:43:30you okay yeah i just i didn't know you could do that a lot of things you didn't know i could do

00:43:36kelly barrington

00:43:47all right listen up you bunch of degenerates you all come to my house every week and party

00:43:51drink my booze throw up in my toilets just indulge me for one moment please

00:43:55thanks dude what are you wearing it's called a light nevermind

00:44:10all right i'd like to dedicate this song to my girlfriend kelsey barrington

00:44:25can we get some real music back in here

00:44:37Can we get some real music back in here?

00:44:51Wait, you're not even supposed to be here.

00:44:58Ben banned you.

00:44:59He didn't mean it, right Ben?

00:45:01Yeah, I meant it.

00:45:04Oh my god, I'm so sorry, Dean Barrington.

00:45:20It's all right, Mary.

00:45:22Just try not to walk and text at the same time, all right?

00:45:26Copy that.

00:45:27I was actually talking to Kelsey.

00:45:29Congratulations.

00:45:31What exactly?

00:45:33You're gonna be a great-grandma, duh!

00:45:35To twins.

00:45:37Not that you look like a great-grandma or anything.

00:45:40Definitely a Gigi Milf.

00:45:42A great-grandma I'd like to, you know.

00:45:45Right.

00:45:46And, uh, Kelsey told you there's good news?

00:45:49Well, yeah.

00:45:50She's not gonna tell her family without telling me.

00:45:53Indeed.

00:45:54Will you please excuse me?

00:45:55Bye, Gigi Ma.

00:45:57Twins?

00:45:58That's definitely against the rules.

00:46:01Okay, you ready?

00:46:02Almost.

00:46:03I'm trying to zip up my pants.

00:46:04I think I'm starting to get a dad bod.

00:46:05Okay, well, hurry up.

00:46:06My grandma doesn't like it when I'm late.

00:46:07Well, she wouldn't really like it that I'm pregnant, but tonight is not the night that

00:46:22she's finding out about that.

00:46:24Hopefully.

00:46:25Okay, stud, go off.

00:46:30Why, thank you.

00:46:31Tonight I'm wearing a Barrington original jacket.

00:46:34House of long pants with fruit of the loom underwear.

00:46:41Okay, this is, like, a really big deal, okay?

00:46:43My grandmother never lets anyone come over for Christmas dinner except my mom and I.

00:46:48And that wasn't even until I was, like, 15.

00:46:51Well, I'm so honored.

00:46:57Um, I have to run back to the house.

00:47:00I'm gonna have to meet you there, okay?

00:47:02Don't go staying under any mistletoe without me.

00:47:04That was weird.

00:47:08Okay.

00:47:13You got this, Ben.

00:47:23All you gotta do is ask.

00:47:25The rest is up to her.

00:47:27The worst she could say is no, right?

00:47:34There you are.

00:47:35I've been looking all over for you.

00:47:37Skye, I don't have time for this.

00:47:38I'm on my way to see Kelsey right now.

00:47:40I won't keep you, but I just thought you should know.

00:47:49You've got more than one baby mama.

00:47:51That's not even possible.

00:47:53Do the math, dummy.

00:47:54We last rubbed elbows right before you met Kelsey.

00:47:58I'm about as far along as she is.

00:48:00You're not even showing.

00:48:01Because I'm genetically gifted.

00:48:03Our baby is going to be so hot.

00:48:06Much hotter than Kelsey's.

00:48:08No.

00:48:09It's just not one of your stupid tricks.

00:48:13Believe what you want, Popa.

00:48:15But this baby is yours.

00:48:17So what are you gonna do about it?

00:48:19I'm so glad that you were able to join us, Sandra Darling.

00:48:28Mom, I wouldn't miss Christmas for anything in the world.

00:48:31You know that.

00:48:32But also, where's this new beau of yours, Kels?

00:48:36Yes, Kelsey.

00:48:37Is he even gonna show?

00:48:38Hi.

00:48:39I'm so sorry I'm late.

00:48:40So kind of you to join us, Benjamin.

00:48:41I'm sorry, Dean.

00:48:42Oh, my goodness.

00:48:43I'm so sorry.

00:48:44You must be Kelsey's mother.

00:48:45It's so nice to meet you.

00:48:46Wow.

00:48:47Feels like a lot of luck.

00:48:49But flattery will get you nowhere with me.

00:48:51Just kidding.

00:48:52Just kidding.

00:48:53Actually, flattery will get you very far with me.

00:48:55Especially from such a good-looking young man as yourself.

00:48:57Oh, no.

00:48:58Mom?

00:48:59Right.

00:49:00Best behavior.

00:49:01Okay.

00:49:02I'm so sorry.

00:49:03I'm so sorry.

00:49:04You must be Kelsey's mother.

00:49:05It's so nice to meet you.

00:49:06Wow.

00:49:07You guys make a lot of luck.

00:49:09But flattery will get you nowhere with me.

00:49:11Just kidding.

00:49:12Just kidding.

00:49:13Actually, flattery will get you very far with me.

00:49:15Especially from such a good-looking young man as yourself.

00:49:17Mom?

00:49:18Right.

00:49:19Best behavior.

00:49:20So, uh, what happened?

00:49:26Nothing.

00:49:27And don't lie to me.

00:49:29I'll tell you later.

00:49:30Okay.

00:49:31Promise.

00:49:38Sorry, I came from a, uh, quick study session.

00:49:41Um, is it okay if I use restroom?

00:49:43Of course.

00:49:50Oh.

00:49:55A ring?

00:49:58So, Kelsey.

00:50:00I happened to run into, uh, your little friend.

00:50:03Uh, rather, she ran into me, um, merely?

00:50:06Oh.

00:50:07Yeah.

00:50:08Yeah.

00:50:09I haven't really seen her in a long time, you know.

00:50:11Exams.

00:50:13Oh.

00:50:14That explains why she was so eager to chat with me.

00:50:17Such a talkative girl.

00:50:20Sorry, guys.

00:50:23What did I miss?

00:50:24I was just telling Kelsey how I had run into her friend, Miri, um, the other day.

00:50:29And, um, she is such a talkative girl, but, uh, she had some very strange news.

00:50:37Yeah, did she get her MCAT results back?

00:50:40I could never be a doctor.

00:50:42Well, there's Marley.

00:50:44Well, you should get over your squeamishness before you become a father, Mr. Lawson.

00:50:55Mom, come on.

00:50:56Don't pressure them into starting a family yet.

00:50:58They're not even married, much less engaged.

00:51:00Take it from me, kids.

00:51:02Do not get pregnant until you're truly ready.

00:51:05Sage advice.

00:51:08A shame that, uh, they didn't follow it.

00:51:11Or my rules.

00:51:13What are you talking about, Mom?

00:51:16Kelsey, what is she talking about?

00:51:18Mom, I'm...

00:51:20I'm really sorry.

00:51:21I, um...

00:51:23We didn't plan it, obviously.

00:51:24It was, it was an accident.

00:51:26Um...

00:51:30A happy accident.

00:51:32Couldn't have been any happier.

00:51:35Not only is she pregnant...

00:51:37But, Kelsey, why don't you tell your mother how many babies you are expecting?

00:51:43Two.

00:51:44A what?

00:51:45Two babies.

00:51:46Twins.

00:51:47Two blessings.

00:51:48You're not even taking this seriously at all, are you, young man?

00:51:51Mom.

00:51:52No, I'm serious, Kels.

00:51:53You know how hard it was on me, being pregnant so young.

00:51:56To raise me?

00:51:57Geez.

00:51:58Wow.

00:51:59I'm sorry, I didn't realize that was such a burden.

00:52:01I am taking this seriously, Ms. Barrington.

00:52:04Then prove it.

00:52:05Prove it to my daughter, because God knows her father sure as hell didn't take it seriously.

00:52:11I'm sorry, how do you want me to prove that to you?

00:52:13Two.

00:52:14I will offer you $100,000 if you get up right now.

00:52:25Excuse me?

00:52:26I will offer you $100,000 to get up, leave, and never talk to my granddaughter again.

00:52:34How does that solve anything?

00:52:37I grew up without a dad, and now you want my kids to grow up without one?

00:52:41No father is better than one that's going to leave later.

00:52:44Your mother and I did just fine with no husbands.

00:52:48Yeah, right.

00:52:49Fine.

00:52:50Wait, you have a problem with how I raised you?

00:52:55Maybe I do, okay?

00:52:57Maybe it would have been nice to have a father, or just any family at all.

00:53:01Grandma couldn't even look at me until she realized that I was smart enough to get into Claremore.

00:53:07Enough!

00:53:10Let Ben answer.

00:53:12Are you going to get up and leave for the money?

00:53:16No.

00:53:18That's it.

00:53:20I said no.

00:53:22What else do you want?

00:53:24I don't know.

00:53:27Defend me.

00:53:28Defend yourself.

00:53:32I don't have anything else to say.

00:53:39Are you sure you're going to keep them?

00:53:41Yeah, of course, Mom.

00:53:44Sorry to disappoint you.

00:53:45I'm not mad or disappointed, Kels.

00:53:47I just want it better for you.

00:53:49You know, a fairytale ending, not some guy.

00:53:52Ben is not some guy.

00:53:54He's just, he's got a lot on his mind right now, okay?

00:53:58So...

00:54:01Well, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go find him and we're going to leave.

00:54:10So you'll give me the money?

00:54:16So you'll give me the money?

00:54:17I'll take the $100,000, but...

00:54:21You have to agree to my terms, okay?

00:54:30Kelsie's going to stay in school.

00:54:32She gets to participate in the fashion show.

00:54:35And she's going to graduate.

00:54:37You are going to stay out of her way.

00:54:41She's going to live her life, by her own rules, exactly the way she wants it.

00:54:46Who do I make the check out to?

00:54:56I'm so sorry for everything that happened.

00:54:58It's my fault.

00:55:00No, don't say that.

00:55:01I mean...

00:55:03It was going to come out eventually.

00:55:05What an absolute piece of shit.

00:55:07I wish I could kick his ass.

00:55:08Yeah, me too.

00:55:10But...

00:55:12My mom was right.

00:55:14I'd rather have my kids not have a father than one that would just take the money and run.

00:55:20Save it, Hunter. Hey, I'm just here to get the rest of my stuff.

00:55:24Um, okay.

00:55:26But Ben left this for you.

00:55:28What is it?

00:55:31Uh, I'm not sure to be honest.

00:55:39What's it say?

00:55:41Um...

00:55:43Nothing.

00:55:44I...

00:55:45I just want some time alone, so I'll, um...

00:55:47I'll catch you later.

00:55:49Ugh.

00:55:51I knew your best friend was such an asshole.

00:55:53Word.

00:55:54Well, since she asked for some space.

00:55:57You want to make out?

00:55:58Please.

00:56:04I was never faking it.

00:56:06I'm sorry.

00:56:07I thought you were my best friend.

00:56:08You're not going to make my life short.

00:56:09You're not going to make a job.

00:56:11I'm sorry.

00:56:13I'm sorry.

00:56:15I'm sorry.

00:56:17Um, it's not going to be my dad's way up here.

00:56:20Okay.

00:56:22You're not going to be my dad's way up here.

00:56:24One day.

00:56:26I'm sorry, you guys.

00:56:28I'm sorry.

00:56:2912 times 17 months.

00:56:30He just didn't want to be with you, Skye.

00:56:32So you're defending him? Even after he left?

00:56:36I heard he took all of his shit overnight.

00:56:39Didn't even say goodbye to Hunter.

00:56:42Look, he has his reasons.

00:56:45I think.

00:56:47Yeah.

00:56:49I'll show you the reason.

00:56:54Ben is just another deadbeat daddy.

00:56:57Knocking girls up and leaving them with the mess he made.

00:57:04This isn't real.

00:57:06It's very real, Kelsey.

00:57:09Face it. You're not special.

00:57:12You know what? Just stop.

00:57:14You're just another notch on his bedpost.

00:57:18Just. Like. Me.

00:57:27Hey.

00:57:28Okay.

00:57:29I cannot wait to show you everything I got for you.

00:57:30Look at this. Look how cute this is.

00:57:31It's a little changing table.

00:57:32That's the crib.

00:57:33And that's where you're going to put all the little dirty diapers.

00:57:34And then look at all the little stuffed toys.

00:57:36We've got the little clothes here.

00:57:37I cannot wait for you and the babies to move in after graduation.

00:57:42Baby girl.

00:57:43I know. I've been hard on you, Kels.

00:57:44But I want you to know I am so proud of all your hard work.

00:57:48I am so proud of all your hard work.

00:57:49I can't wait for you.

00:57:50I can't wait for you and the babies to move in after graduation.

00:57:53Baby girl.

00:57:54I know. I've been hard on you, Kels.

00:57:55But I want you to know I am so proud of all your hard work.

00:57:57Baby girl.

00:57:58I know. I've been hard on you, Kels.

00:57:59But I want you to know I am so proud of all your hard work.

00:58:27Wow, Skye, you look so good for being, you know.

00:58:35For what?

00:58:36For being like six months pregnant.

00:58:39Oh, I'm not pregnant.

00:58:44That was just a lie I told Ben to stop whatever was going on with that loser, Kelsie.

00:58:50Isn't that kind of...

00:58:53Fucked up?

00:58:54Whatever.

00:58:57Ugh.

00:59:00I can't believe that absolute bitch.

00:59:03What are we gonna do?

00:59:04What do you mean?

00:59:06We have to get Ben and Kelsie back together.

00:59:08Duh.

00:59:10Oh, Ben.

00:59:12I miss that guy.

00:59:13Talked to him since he left?

00:59:15Uh...

00:59:16No.

00:59:18Ugh.

00:59:19Boys are so dumb.

00:59:21Okay.

00:59:22Here's the plan.

00:59:23Have you ever seen the pear chop?

00:59:25Yeah.

00:59:26Uh, with Lindsay Lohan and her twin.

00:59:28Yeah.

00:59:29Yeah, but she's not actually a twin.

00:59:33Never mind.

00:59:34The point is, we have to get them in the same room without them knowing.

00:59:38Oh, okay.

00:59:40I, I still don't understand.

00:59:46Call Ben.

00:59:47Now.

00:59:48Okay.

00:59:49Where are you going?

00:59:50I have a party to plan.

00:59:55I'm so excited that we're grabbing brunch.

00:59:57It's like old times.

00:59:58Minus the mimosas.

01:00:00Hmm.

01:00:01I mean, I'm gonna have a mimosa, but you should not.

01:00:05I know I'm really excited that we're hanging out too.

01:00:08Although, I was thinking I should really get back to work.

01:00:11Girl, you need to relax and let loose a little bit.

01:00:15You're gonna be a mommy soon.

01:00:18Speaking of which...

01:00:20Surprise!

01:00:37You had a baby shower?

01:00:38You did this all for me?

01:00:39Well, I've had some help.

01:00:41My baby's having babies!

01:00:44Mom, you didn't have to do that.

01:00:47Sweetie, of course I did.

01:00:49I'm so sorry about how I reacted when you first told me you were pregnant.

01:00:53I am so, so happy for you.

01:00:55Okay, come on.

01:00:56Let's get this fun started.

01:01:03Ow!

01:01:04Stupid thing.

01:01:14Don't mind if I do.

01:01:29Dude, this place has got the tastiest waffles.

01:01:32Trust me, bro.

01:01:34It's really good to see you, man, but I'm probably just gonna get back to work.

01:01:39You gotta loosen up, man.

01:01:40Let's get some mimosas in you.

01:01:41I'm not really drinking anymore.

01:01:44Who are you and what have you done with my Ben?

01:01:48So, this one is from your grandmother.

01:01:54She got me something.

01:01:56The woman who paid my boyfriend to leave my pregnant ass.

01:02:00Don't complain.

01:02:01She didn't get me a damn thing.

01:02:08All of that wealth and she got me a weird old blanket.

01:02:11And just one.

01:02:12She doesn't know I'm having twins, right?

01:02:15I told you, she's not really good at gift giving.

01:02:18Take it back.

01:02:20Okay.

01:02:21So there's just one more present.

01:02:22One more present.

01:02:35Ben?

01:02:37What are you doing here?

01:02:39I don't know.

01:02:40Hunter?

01:02:42Well, I brought you here because Skye's lying.

01:02:45She was never pregnant.

01:02:46She just made that up to break you guys up.

01:02:49Doesn't matter.

01:02:51You still left.

01:02:53I left because I was ashamed.

01:02:55I failed you.

01:02:56I failed us.

01:02:57I failed our kids.

01:02:59I figured the $100,000 would do more for you than I ever could.

01:03:03You thought I wanted the money more than you?

01:03:06No, I didn't think you wanted the money.

01:03:07I just thought you wanted the security.

01:03:09I leveraged the check from your grandma in exchange for you to finish school and participate in the fashion show.

01:03:15That was the deal.

01:03:16So you're saying you left for me?

01:03:19Yeah.

01:03:20I had to leave for you.

01:03:22Or else Skye would have just been waving her baby around in your face.

01:03:25Her fake baby.

01:03:28But if it was real, I would have sent money.

01:03:31I would have loved it too.

01:03:33Loved it enough to stay away.

01:03:35Not ruin his life like I ruined yours.

01:03:37You didn't ruin my life.

01:03:40You leaving without a trace, no phone call or anything, that ruined my life.

01:03:47I'm sorry.

01:03:49I didn't mean to hurt you.

01:03:51Well, you did.

01:03:55I love you, Kelsey.

01:03:58I did then, and I do right now.

01:04:03I never stopped loving you.

01:04:05I just stopped loving myself.

01:04:07I promise you, I will never leave your side ever again.

01:04:12Just please take me back.

01:04:17Please, Kelsey.

01:04:24I'm sorry, Ben.

01:04:25I understand everything that you're going through and why you did what you did.

01:04:38Skye was terrible for lying to you like that.

01:04:41I can't.

01:04:43I can't.

01:04:47I can't do this again.

01:04:50And I have to do what's best for me and the babies.

01:04:54And that means not being with you.

01:04:57I mean, we can be co-parents and friends, but we can't be together.

01:05:08I hope you understand.

01:05:10I do.

01:05:11Time for plan B.

01:05:14So, where are we going?

01:05:15It's spring break.

01:05:16And you're about to pop.

01:05:17You need to unwind.

01:05:18Okay, well the last time you told me to let loose resulted in this show.

01:05:20Well, you can't get any more pregnant than you already are.

01:05:21I think.

01:05:22Aren't you going to med school?

01:05:23Shouldn't you like know this?

01:05:24I miss that day.

01:05:25You're like...

01:05:26I miss that day.

01:05:28You know the dinner room?

01:05:29I miss that day.

01:05:32I miss you.

01:05:33I miss it.

01:05:34How are you going to move this weekend?

01:05:36I miss you.

01:05:37That's what I guess.

01:05:38You're sick.

01:05:39I'm sick.

01:05:41I'm sick.

01:05:42I miss it.

01:05:44You're sick.

01:05:45I'm sick.

01:05:47You're sick.

01:05:48You're sick.

01:05:49You're a sick day.

01:05:50This time you're sick.

01:05:51You're sick.

01:05:52You're sick.

01:05:53I'm sick.

01:05:54I'm sick.

01:05:55like being in the woods with your best bros yeah man it's nice to get away from it all

01:06:08who's that dude you said it was gonna be bros weekend bros and hoes

01:06:18kelsey this is not my hoe i'm girlfriend man she's a lovely woman dude she's carrying my kids

01:06:23why is she here

01:06:35no uh-uh i'm not spending a week in the woods with ben

01:06:42i'm pregnant hormonal and still a little mad at ben no way i can spend an entire week with him

01:06:48okay well then what are you gonna do about it mama you're already here in the woods a thousand miles

01:06:56from campus we're like 20 miles away tops okay well i'm not driving you back so you're stuck

01:07:03here barrington with me and ben i think the plan's going great

01:07:16plan what plan

01:07:24guys you're trying to get us back together no no not at all

01:07:30good morning

01:07:49my whole body hurts

01:07:51here's a tip never get pregnant okay

01:07:58where are um hunter and mary went on a hike

01:08:02you didn't want to go i wanted to be here with you

01:08:06ben look i know your idea of relaxing vacation isn't hanging out with me here for a week and

01:08:12i don't blame you after what i did to you you know i don't hate you ben

01:08:19and especially when you make me deep

01:08:23well if you want me to off and leave you alone just let me know

01:08:28but if you want company well hunter and mary do whatever it is they do

01:08:33i can show you around

01:08:34i grew up in these woods practically i plan on taking our kids here one day

01:08:43how do you do that

01:08:46make it impossible for me to be mad at you forever

01:09:04wow let's keep coming i'm surprised the tub didn't overflow

01:09:14excuse me i said i didn't know cows could swim

01:09:30she's pregnant asshole you want to say that again to the mother of my children

01:09:35jesus ben chill used to be cool man you're a legend

01:09:40what's wrong with you

01:09:45you okay you know i should tell you that violence is never the answer but it's kind of cute you're

01:09:51going macho over our family family huh

01:10:04what's wrong with you

01:10:15i don't know

01:10:17I'm alone.

01:10:20I'm alone.

01:10:21I'm alone.

01:10:23I'm alone.

01:10:25I'm alone.

01:10:27I'm alone.

01:10:33Kels.

01:10:35I know I fucked up.

01:10:39Everything I've done was for you.

01:10:41I just didn't go about it the right way.

01:10:43If you give me another chance,

01:10:45I promise I'll spend the rest of my life making it up to you.

01:10:53Oh, really?

01:11:01I swear I'll have Hunter and Mary as my witness.

01:11:05You know they make a really cute couple.

01:11:07So do we.

01:11:11So, how are you planning on making this up to me?

01:11:14Well, let's start by doing this.

01:11:20Oh my god, you're gonna drop me.

01:11:22You're gonna drop me.

01:11:34I like your work ethic, Miss Miller.

01:11:36Working late during spring break?

01:11:38Thanks, Prof.

01:11:40Inspiration just suddenly hit me.

01:11:44Well, keep it up.

01:11:46And I'm sure you'll receive a lot of offers at the showcase next week.

01:11:50Maybe even more than our star, Miss Barrington.

01:11:52Oh, I'm counting on it.

01:11:54I'll show that bitch.

01:11:56There is no way she can design a new collection in time for the showcase.

01:12:00God, will you stay with my mom until I can find an apartment?

01:12:02And, you know, suppose I can have my old spot back in the house?

01:12:04That ass with Chad took the second you left, bro.

01:12:06I'm sorry, man.

01:12:08I mean, you could, like, stay with me if you wanted to.

01:12:10Fair warning, I roll over, like, 700 times in the middle of the night.

01:12:12And I wake up with, like, really weird food cravings.

01:12:14Do you?

01:12:15And the baby kicks.

01:12:16Like, hard.

01:12:17Sounds perfect.

01:12:18Yeah.

01:12:19Come to our end of the year fashion showcase.

01:12:20What's wrong?

01:12:21Skye.

01:12:22I'm good.

01:12:23I'm good.

01:12:24You're welcome.

01:12:25You're welcome.

01:12:26I'm sorry I'm not.

01:12:27I mean, you could, like, stay with me if you wanted to.

01:12:29Fair warning, I roll over, like, 700 times in the middle of the night.

01:12:32And I wake up with, like, really weird food cravings.

01:12:34Do you?

01:12:35And the baby kicks.

01:12:36Like, hard.

01:12:37Sounds perfect, Kim.

01:12:42Come to our end of the year fashion showcase.

01:12:45What's wrong?

01:12:46Skye.

01:12:47Skye.

01:12:51She stole my designs.

01:12:59What's wrong?

01:13:00All of my work, all of my designs, they're gone.

01:13:03Oh, my God.

01:13:04We gotta tell someone.

01:13:08Oh.

01:13:09My.

01:13:10God.

01:13:11That's Marissa Leon.

01:13:13This is just some of the work you'll see at the showcase.

01:13:18This collection is from one of our most improved students, Skye Miller.

01:13:24And here's one of our most accomplished students, Kelsey Barrington.

01:13:30Despite her condition, Kelsey has managed to perform really well.

01:13:35Kelsey, do you have anything you want to show our guest before the big show?

01:13:41Uh.

01:13:42Actually, it's gonna be a surprise.

01:13:44Kelsey really wanted to shock the audience.

01:13:47It'll be worth it.

01:13:48Trust me.

01:13:49I really hope so, Miss Barrington.

01:13:51I'm looking forward to seeing your work.

01:14:01What was that?

01:14:02Me saving your ass until we find a way to get your designs back.

01:14:06Skye can't get away with this, Kelsey.

01:14:07She already has.

01:14:10They all think that those are her designs.

01:14:16I mean, she's altered my designs and my dresses and...

01:14:21Look, even if I could get them back, I...

01:14:25Look, we can always go to the Dean.

01:14:27No, absolutely not.

01:14:33It's over.

01:14:34Hey.

01:14:36That is not the Kelsey I know.

01:14:39The Kelsey I do know.

01:14:41She fights for herself.

01:14:42She pushes for what she wants.

01:14:50I mean, there's like...

01:14:53This one idea I have.

01:14:55But I would need, like, a lot of help to make it happen.

01:15:04And there's only 48 hours until the showcase.

01:15:09I just couldn't ask that of you guys.

01:15:13No offense, but you don't know how to sew.

01:15:16Kelsey.

01:15:17Yes.

01:15:18You can.

01:15:20I'm here to do whatever you want.

01:15:22Same.

01:15:23If I want to be a doctor, I have to learn how to sew anyway.

01:15:26Ditto.

01:15:27Whatever she said.

01:15:32You guys would, like, actually help me?

01:15:34Duh.

01:15:37Guys.

01:15:38Let's get to work.

01:15:39Put the fabric down.

01:15:40Put this down.

01:15:41And then you'll thread this.

01:15:42So go ahead and do that.

01:15:44See, there you go.

01:15:45Yeah, if we could have them at seven, that would be great.

01:15:46Perfect.

01:15:47Thank you so much.

01:15:48We did it, guys.

01:15:49I have my very own maternity collection.

01:15:50It's amazing, Gildy.

01:15:51You crushed it.

01:15:52Seriously, I couldn't have done it without you.

01:15:53You crushed it.

01:15:54Seriously, I couldn't have done it without you.

01:15:55I have my very own maternity collection.

01:15:56It's amazing, Gildy.

01:15:57You crushed it.

01:15:58Seriously, I couldn't have done it without you guys.

01:15:59Anyone knew Hunter was so good at sewing.

01:16:00Yeah, no biggie.

01:16:01I used to help my mom like this.

01:16:02That's what she said.

01:16:03I can't even see if we could have 3,000 feet.

01:16:04I can't even see.

01:16:05Yeah, it's $50,000.

01:16:07I can't even see that, we could.

01:16:08You didn't see that.

01:16:09Yeah, there you go.

01:16:10Yeah, if we could have them at 7, that would be great.

01:16:11Perfect.

01:16:12Thank you so much.

01:16:14We did it, guys.

01:16:15I have my very own maternity collection.

01:16:17It's amazing, Gildy.

01:16:18You crushed it.

01:16:19Seriously, I couldn't have done it without you guys.

01:16:21I knew Hunter was so good at sewing.

01:16:22Yeah, no biggie.

01:16:23I used to help my mom like this.

01:16:28all the time. Maybe I should have gone into fashion design instead of pre-law.

01:16:32I'm sorry, you're going into law? Yeah, Harvard.

01:16:37Why? What did you guys think I was studying? Honestly, I really had no idea. No idea.

01:16:41Well, what are we waiting for? Let's get you ready for your big night.

01:16:58This was Skye Miller with Skye High Designs.

01:17:12More like Skye High Designs.

01:17:16I'm here to defend my client, Kelsey Elizabeth Barrington, from copyright infringement for one Miss Skye Miller.

01:17:36This picture, conclusively dated from August of last year, shows my client wearing a dress of

01:17:43her design months before Skye even started working on her collection.

01:17:48This noise is true?

01:17:50No. Yes, I don't know. Please, don't fail me.

01:17:57This is so going to go viral.

01:18:02Hey, let go.

01:18:05Now that that's done, I'd like to invite my client to showcase her collection that she designed in the

01:18:11aftermath of the plagiarism by Miss Skye. Also, I love my girlfriend. Bye.

01:18:22Alright, um, sorry about that mix-up. Next we have Kelsey Barrington with...

01:18:31Actually, I don't know what Kelsey is going to show us tonight. Kelsey?

01:18:35Okay, Kelsey. You got this. You may be almost nine months pregnant, but...

01:18:49Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, what's wrong? What's wrong? What's wrong?

01:18:54I think I just had a contraction.

01:18:56A contraction? We need to go to the hospital.

01:19:04Hey, no, I'm... Oh, wait, it's just false alarm.

01:19:07You're fine?

01:19:08Mm-hmm.

01:19:10Are you sure you can do this right now?

01:19:13Yeah, I can.

01:19:13Um, first off, I wanted to thank all of my friends for being so supportive for when

01:19:32my designs were stolen. I really couldn't have done this without them. But losing my collection

01:19:38made me realize something... Shouldn't maternity wear look good too? Because, I mean, I wouldn't

01:19:45have been able to fit into a single one of those dresses that Skye showed you because, well,

01:19:51I'm kind of pregnant. So, my collection is dedicated to making sure that pregnant women feel their

01:20:00absolute best. Because, well, nobody should feel frumpy when they're going through the absolute

01:20:08most beautiful and wonderful phase of their life.

01:20:14Motherhood is not something to be ashamed of or hide from. It's something to celebrate.

01:20:21So, please give it up for my models.

01:20:34I take it back. Pregnant chicks are hot.

01:20:36And that is my presentation. Thank you.

01:20:38I know.

01:20:51What's going on?

01:20:51I think I... I think my water just broke.

01:21:01Excuse me. I'm so sorry. I'm looking for my daughter, Kelsey Barrington. Is she okay?

01:21:05Fastest delivery ever. A perfectly healthy pair of twins. One boy, one girl.

01:21:13Um, what about Kelsey?

01:21:19Couldn't be better. I've never seen such a supportive partner either. Ben was with her every step of the way.

01:21:35I saw your show last night.

01:22:01Very impressive. And I can assure you that Skye will be dealt with.

01:22:09You actually came?

01:22:12Well, how could I miss my granddaughter's big moment?

01:22:18I just thought because I broke the rules that...

01:22:23Oh, fuck the rules. Pardon my language.

01:22:27How all those rules did was stop me from having a real relationship with my family.

01:22:39And, uh, that's what I want the most, you know?

01:22:45So you're not ashamed of me because I was pregnant?

01:22:49Ashamed? No.

01:22:51Oh.

01:22:52A wife's woman once told me to stop caring about what people think.

01:23:01I used to love knitting. I wasn't very good.

01:23:06And when your mother got pregnant, I made a little something for the baby.

01:23:11But I never gave it to her. My vanity got in the way.

01:23:20The blanket.

01:23:25That's why you gave it to me.

01:23:28After all these years, I wanted you to have it.

01:23:30It's not very fantasy or very good, but it's a symbol of how much you mean to me.

01:23:41And how much your babies mean to me.

01:23:45And, uh, I made another one for the boy.

01:23:49I love them, Grandma.

01:23:56Oh, thank you.

01:24:05Kels? You have another visitor.

01:24:15Hello, Kels.

01:24:19I mean, Mr. Leung, you, you're my hero.

01:24:26And you're mine after last night.

01:24:30The way you and your friends stood up to that girl and your collection.

01:24:36It really spoke to me.

01:24:38I'm a working mom too, and I never even thought to design something pregnant women could wear

01:24:44and feel proud of.

01:24:45So, when your grandma told me that you delivered right after the show,

01:24:52I had to come and pay the young mama a visit and give you this.

01:25:00I want you to take the next few months some much-deserved rest at home with your babies,

01:25:06and then I want you to call and work for me.

01:25:09Wait, you really mean it?

01:25:13Absolutely.

01:25:14I want you to design our maternity line for the house of Leung.

01:25:18If you're interested.

01:25:22She's interested.

01:25:24Great.

01:25:25I look forward to hearing her from you, Kelsey.

01:25:30Hey, dude and gal.

01:25:37Looks like mommy's going to be a big fashion designer, just like I always knew.

01:25:42But there's one thing she needs to do first.

01:25:50Congratulations, Isabella.

01:25:51The next name that I'm going to read makes me very proud.

01:26:01Kelsey Elizabeth Barrington.

01:26:10Congratulations.

01:26:15There you go.

01:26:16I found it.

01:26:20It was in your old bedroom.

01:26:21Oh my god.

01:26:23Dude, I owe you. Thank you.

01:26:33I'm so proud of you.

01:26:39Benjamin Lawrence Lawson.

01:26:42Come to the stage.

01:26:43But I didn't finish my degree.

01:26:47Grandma works in mysterious ways.

01:26:50I heard she even breaks the rules sometimes.

01:26:59All right, Benjamin.

01:27:01You may have to finish a few classes during the summer.

01:27:07But I wanted you to have this moment.

01:27:14Grandma.

01:27:15Just call me Grandma.

01:27:17And hurry up and marry my granddaughter, will you?

01:27:29Skye Miller.

01:27:30You are not graduating.

01:27:39You can't do this.

01:27:42Oh, yes.

01:27:43I think I can.

01:27:43Passant to chapter 32, section B, row two.

01:27:48Plagiarism can not only result in the failure of a class, but also expulsion or suspension to the dean's discretion.

01:27:56Basically, if you fuck around, you find out.

01:27:59Thank you, Hunter.

01:28:01So this dean has decided that you are not going to get a degree from this college.

01:28:07And that brings us to the 2024-2025 closing of the academic year.

01:28:18Congratulations.

01:28:20You are all graduates of Claremore College.

01:28:26Except for Skye.

01:28:28Except Skye.

01:28:29Congratulations.

01:28:41Hey, Mom.

01:28:42Where are the...

01:28:47Kelsey, I know getting pregnant and marrying me was not a part of the plan.

01:28:51And it has not been easy.

01:28:55And there's been a lot of ups and downs.

01:29:01Yes, yes, I'm going to go!

01:29:04Woo!

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