- 6 months ago
Straight A Pregnancy
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00:00:00No big deal, Kelsey. You just might be carrying Ben Lawson's baby.
00:00:15Yeah, I'm out of here.
00:00:17Kelsey, come on! We haven't been to a real party room.
00:00:20I think these guys are gross.
00:00:22So?
00:00:23You're not here to meet the love of your life.
00:00:25Just the love of your night.
00:00:27Yeah, no.
00:00:30Oh my god. Ben Lawson.
00:00:41Claremore College's resident party boy. Fuck boy. Whatever you want to call him.
00:00:45Good for a good time, not a long time.
00:00:47Makes up for it by being extremely hot.
00:00:54Way to go, loser.
00:00:56Oh my god, I'm so sorry.
00:01:00Good thing I wasn't wearing a shirt, right?
00:01:05Ben! You're soaked.
00:01:07And that's Skye. Ben's on again, mostly off again X.
00:01:11Let me help.
00:01:18I'm gonna go dry off. It's fine.
00:01:21I didn't know we were having a wet t-shirt contest.
00:01:24Not that you'd win anyway.
00:01:26Actually, it's not a contest.
00:01:31Come with me and let's get your shirt and dry clothes.
00:01:35Who was that girl?
00:01:37She's in my classes.
00:01:39Major weirdo.
00:01:41Well, Ben seems pretty into her.
00:01:45She's definitely gonna be a bit big on you.
00:01:47Who?
00:01:48Kelsey.
00:01:56Have we met before, Kelsey?
00:01:58Probably not.
00:01:59I mean, I've never actually been to a frat party before.
00:02:08Okay.
00:02:09You can turn around.
00:02:10Well, um, I'm so glad we met.
00:02:17Because I happen to be an expert at frat party.
00:02:25Oh!
00:02:27Whippy!
00:02:28That's...
00:02:36Oh!
00:02:37Oh!
00:03:08Sorry, it's kind of like...
00:03:10It's kind of like a mess.
00:03:12Um...
00:03:14It's cool.
00:03:15You're into fashion.
00:03:16I like it.
00:03:20But...
00:03:21What is that?
00:03:24Those are my grandma's rules.
00:03:28She's actually like the one who got me into Claremore.
00:03:31And she's kind of, um...
00:03:35Strict.
00:03:37Mm-hmm.
00:03:38Mm-hmm.
00:03:39But, um...
00:03:40I've decided to stop caring what she thinks of me, so...
00:03:43How's that going for you so far?
00:03:45I don't know. I kind of, uh, like breaking the rules.
00:03:48Me too.
00:03:49No.
00:04:02Wait.
00:04:04I've never done a one night stand before.
00:04:06Is this a one night stand?
00:04:08I mean, you are like, the king of hookups.
00:04:11I have been told I happen to be very, very good at hookups.
00:04:19I don't know.
00:04:29That really happened.
00:04:31Oh, man, it's over.
00:04:32He's gone.
00:04:33And I'll probably never see him again.
00:04:34Oh, man, it's over.
00:04:36He's gone.
00:04:38And I'll probably never see him again.
00:04:44Oh, man, it's over.
00:04:46He's gone.
00:04:48And I'll probably never see him again.
00:04:49Well, so much for that.
00:05:00Well, so much for that.
00:05:18Now the hard part.
00:05:19How do I tell Ben Lawson that he is having a baby?
00:05:23Can't you just text him?
00:05:26Yeah, I don't really think he wants me to text him.
00:05:28Or talk to him, for that matter.
00:05:32Ever again.
00:05:50Oh, Sir Ben!
00:05:52Back from another noble conquest, I presume.
00:05:55Bro, don't call it that.
00:05:57And why not, good sir?
00:05:58Did thou not ravish thine lady?
00:06:01No, I mean, yeah, but I don't know, man.
00:06:04I kind of felt like more than that this time.
00:06:07Dude, you can't be serious.
00:06:09Um, all right, rule one, never leave a fellow sigma behind.
00:06:18Rule two, say yes to trouble.
00:06:22And rule three, don't catch feelings.
00:06:26Yeah.
00:06:27Uh-huh.
00:06:27Mm-hmm.
00:06:32Dude.
00:06:32Okay.
00:06:34Dude.
00:06:34It's for your own good.
00:06:35Dude, what are you doing?
00:06:42Hunter.
00:06:43Bro.
00:06:45Match after match.
00:06:46Bro, what are you doing?
00:06:47Knock it off.
00:06:48Give it back.
00:06:49I told you, bro.
00:06:50Plenty of fish in the sea.
00:06:54I'm sure there's an explanation for it.
00:06:56Ben was totally spin with you.
00:06:58Okay, don't freak out.
00:07:06But I just matched with Ben.
00:07:11But I just matched with Ben.
00:07:16Wow.
00:07:17You know what?
00:07:18I knew he was a player, but this is, like, next level.
00:07:21It hasn't even been an hour since he left.
00:07:22Mary.
00:07:28Right.
00:07:29Sorry.
00:07:30I'm matching with him right now.
00:07:40Oh my god, wait, that asshole just texted me.
00:07:43Sorry about earlier.
00:07:45I had fun last night.
00:07:46Would love to hang out again sometime with a smiley face emoji.
00:07:50What a player.
00:07:53Maybe he means it.
00:07:55Yeah, right.
00:07:56Do you really think he means it if he's messing around on the apps?
00:07:59Maybe he matched me by mistake.
00:08:02Or maybe you're not exclusive.
00:08:07So, you don't think it's gross to sleep with someone, leave, match with their best friend
00:08:14on some app, and then pretend that he wants to hang out with her again?
00:08:18Yes.
00:08:23No?
00:08:25Wait, can you repeat the question?
00:08:28This is super confusing.
00:08:35No, you're right.
00:08:36You should stick to what you're good at.
00:08:37Hooking up.
00:08:39That's all it ever was, and that's all it ever will be.
00:08:42Have a nice life.
00:08:43What does that mean?
00:09:09Why won't it send?
00:09:12I think it means your baby daddy blocked you.
00:09:17I think it means your baby daddy blocked you.
00:09:21What the hell?
00:09:23What do I do now?
00:09:25Gotta do it the old-fashioned way.
00:09:28Stalk him until you can confront him, IRL.
00:09:31Let's go.
00:09:47Woo!
00:09:56It's gonna be famous.
00:09:57Hit.
00:09:57Ben, I, uh...
00:10:10I'm going to catch you all easy.
00:10:20Why can't I stop puking?
00:10:23Because you're super pregnant, girl.
00:10:27I can't take this anymore.
00:10:37Ben Lawson, why do you keep avoiding me?
00:10:48No, it's not avoiding someone if they text you to have a nice life.
00:10:51Okay, well, I'm sorry about that, but...
00:10:53I thought it was just a one-night stand.
00:10:54You were?
00:10:55Yeah, that's what people do after a nice day.
00:10:57They don't talk to each other anymore.
00:10:59Ben!
00:11:01Shh!
00:11:02Oh!
00:11:04Oh!
00:11:06Oh!
00:11:08Oh!
00:11:10Oh!
00:11:12Oh!
00:11:14Oh!
00:11:16Oh!
00:11:18Oh!
00:11:20Oh!
00:11:21Oh!
00:11:22Oh!
00:11:24Oh!
00:11:26Oh!
00:11:27Oh!
00:11:28Oh!
00:11:31Oh, oh!
00:11:32Oh!
00:11:33Oh!
00:11:35Oh!
00:11:36Oh!
00:11:37I can't...
00:11:38Oh!
00:11:39We've actually been hanging out more, and I think...
00:11:42Okay, look, you're missing the point, okay?
00:11:44I mean, this is finally my chance to confront Ben.
00:11:47So you're gonna go?
00:11:49I mean, if I can find something to wear.
00:11:52I mean, my clothes haven't really been fitting recently.
00:11:54Like, you don't.
00:11:58Sorry to interrupt, ladies, but I just wanted to let you know
00:12:01that tonight's party is actually a toga party.
00:12:05That doesn't say it on there.
00:12:07Hunter didn't know how to spell toga,
00:12:09so he just left it off.
00:12:12Maybe I should stop hooking up with him.
00:12:14He really is dumb.
00:12:16So you're not going?
00:12:22Thanks, Scott.
00:12:22That was actually nice of you for once.
00:12:26Don't mention it.
00:12:27This isn't a toga party, is it?
00:12:41What's a toga?
00:12:46I think I'm gonna be sick.
00:12:47Benny, where have you been?
00:12:59Everyone at the party wants you.
00:13:01Especially me.
00:13:03Scott, I already told you.
00:13:05I don't think we should be together.
00:13:07What about just for tonight?
00:13:10I'm tired of your mind games.
00:13:11You're always planning something.
00:13:13Right now, I'm just planning on kissing you.
00:13:15I think you're going to be sick.
00:13:33We're going to be sick.
00:13:35Kelsey!
00:13:36Kelsey.
00:13:48Kelsey, wait!
00:13:51Wow, ditching me for that loser.
00:13:54It's like you have feelings for.
00:13:56You know what, Skye?
00:13:57Maybe I do.
00:14:02So, did you tell him?
00:14:06You know, in hindsight, telling someone you're pregnant at a fraternity party?
00:14:09Not such a great idea.
00:14:12You can't keep putting this off, Kelsey.
00:14:15You know, maybe I shouldn't even tell him at all.
00:14:17I mean, it's not like Ben Lawson is gonna want to settle down and play house.
00:14:23Hm, no.
00:14:24You know, if it's up to me, Ben is never gonna know about this.
00:14:30Maybe?
00:14:31Oh, this is too good.
00:14:36I can't believe you've talked me into this.
00:14:39You know, can you get a drink?
00:14:41Okay, it's only a matter of time until you start, you know, showing.
00:14:45This could be our last hurrah.
00:14:47Yeah, more like your last hurrah, but whatever.
00:14:51Ooh, I'm gonna go check out this now.
00:14:54Kelsey!
00:14:55Where's your drink?
00:14:56You can't be caught empty-handed on senior night.
00:14:59No.
00:15:00I'm okay, Skye.
00:15:01No!
00:15:02Here!
00:15:03I insist.
00:15:04Yeah, I'm really not in the mood.
00:15:05Come on.
00:15:06It's just one beer.
00:15:07Can't hurt, right?
00:15:08No, Skye.
00:15:09No!
00:15:10Here!
00:15:11I insist.
00:15:12Yeah, I'm really not in the mood.
00:15:13Come on.
00:15:14It's just one beer.
00:15:15Can't hurt, right?
00:15:16Hey!
00:15:17No, Skye.
00:15:18No!
00:15:19No!
00:15:20No!
00:15:21No!
00:15:22No!
00:15:23No!
00:15:24Yo!
00:15:25What's going on?
00:15:26Yeah, Kelsey!
00:15:27Why don't you tell Ben what's going on?
00:15:28Knock it off, Skye.
00:15:29She doesn't have to drink if she doesn't want to.
00:15:30Yeah, you're right.
00:15:31That would probably be bad for the baby.
00:15:33Baby?
00:15:34What baby?
00:15:38What baby?
00:15:39Oh.
00:15:40Kelsey, what baby?
00:15:41Um...
00:15:42Come on.
00:15:43No.
00:15:44Awkward.
00:15:45Yeah, for you.
00:15:46Why would you do that to her?
00:15:47You really are a heartless bitch.
00:15:48But...
00:15:49I don't want to see you around Kelsey.
00:15:50Or me.
00:15:51Ever.
00:15:52Looks like your day's parting at Sigma House are over.
00:15:54Come here, E, I just don't want to be alone right now, okay?
00:15:55Please?
00:15:56Why would you do that to her?
00:15:58You really are a heartless bitch.
00:16:00But...
00:16:01I don't want to see you around Kelsey.
00:16:03I mean...
00:16:04Ever.
00:16:07Looks like your day's parting at Sigma House are over.
00:16:15Mary, I just don't want to be alone right now, okay?
00:16:21Please!
00:16:26It's the baby mine.
00:16:31Kelsey, it's the baby mine.
00:16:33Kelsey!
00:16:34Would it matter if it was?
00:16:38Would it matter if it was?
00:16:40Of course it would matter if it was mine!
00:16:42Because you're...
00:16:45What?
00:16:46You!
00:16:47You're Ben Lawson!
00:16:48You're like the king of hookups!
00:16:50The prince of partying!
00:16:51The sultan of sex!
00:16:52The sultan of sex!
00:16:53I'm just...
00:16:55I'm me.
00:16:57And I don't do one night stands.
00:16:59You do.
00:17:00With you!
00:17:01And only you!
00:17:02So...
00:17:03Get hot!
00:17:04The baby's yours, Ben!
00:17:06Look, I don't sleep around, okay?
00:17:09And when I do, the one time that I do, I don't pretend that it doesn't mean anything.
00:17:15Hold on.
00:17:16I never said that.
00:17:17You said that.
00:17:18You literally matched with my best friend on some dating app as soon as you left here.
00:17:22And you were still messing around with Skye!
00:17:24Not on any apps.
00:17:25And about Skye...
00:17:26Look, Ben, it doesn't even matter.
00:17:27You can do whatever it is that you want to do.
00:17:29Okay?
00:17:30But I'm keeping this baby whether you like it or not.
00:17:33I mean, my mom was a single mom and I turned out fine.
00:17:37I mean, I'm 21 and pregnant, like super broke, but I'm fine!
00:17:42Coach, I want to be a part of this baby's life.
00:17:44Look, I know you...
00:17:46But you do?
00:17:48Yes.
00:17:49More than anything.
00:17:51My mom was alone.
00:17:52My dad was never around.
00:17:54I promised myself that if I ever had kids, I'd do anything to them.
00:17:59Cool.
00:18:00What about Sigma and all of your friends and...
00:18:04Skye?
00:18:05I don't care about that anymore.
00:18:07You know, someone wise recently inspired me to stop thinking about what everyone thinks
00:18:13and just live my life for myself.
00:18:15I know what it's like to go through life alone.
00:18:18All in goes.
00:18:23You'll let me.
00:18:25Grandma?
00:18:26I know your little secret.
00:18:40I know your little secret.
00:18:45You broke one of my rules, Kelsey Barrington.
00:18:50I don't know what you're talking about.
00:18:52I think you do.
00:18:54I want you in my office first thing tomorrow morning.
00:19:01Wow, she just hung up on me.
00:19:03What was that?
00:19:04That was my grandma.
00:19:07The one who made the rules.
00:19:10The whole reason the rules exist is because my mom got pregnant with me in college.
00:19:17And she had to drop out and raise me all by herself.
00:19:22Alone.
00:19:23And my grandma didn't want that to happen to me, so...
00:19:27Now it has.
00:19:30But you're not alone.
00:19:32Now we're here.
00:19:34You're not here for me.
00:19:35We're not together.
00:19:36Remember how you said how hard it is to go through life alone?
00:19:41Yeah.
00:19:42Ben Lawson?
00:19:43I want you to be my boyfriend.
00:19:44Well, like my fake boyfriend.
00:19:56What?
00:19:57What?
00:19:58Okay, look.
00:19:59My grandma might know about the baby, but she doesn't know about you or us.
00:20:03And if she thinks that we are in a responsible and committed relationship, she just might let me stay in school.
00:20:09Graduate or, you know.
00:20:12Like, live.
00:20:14Okay, but a fake relationship?
00:20:17Okay, well, I wouldn't expect you to actually date me.
00:20:20You could still go off and sleep around or do whatever you want to do, okay?
00:20:27But, I mean, if Skye thought we were dating, then she might leave you alone.
00:20:32I mean, if that's what you want.
00:20:34Okay.
00:20:36Hear me out.
00:20:39Or we could, I don't know, actually date.
00:20:44You know, like, make this work for the baby.
00:20:49I don't want to be your pity girlfriend, Ben.
00:20:53Look, I don't want to be Skye or another one of your fangirls.
00:20:59I just want to survive some new year.
00:21:04So, what do you say?
00:21:07Okay, let's do this.
00:21:14But, shouldn't we get to know each other a little bit better?
00:21:19Just so people don't get suspicious.
00:21:21I like your thinking, Wilson.
00:21:28Welcome to Ben and Kelsey 101.
00:21:37Alright.
00:21:39Time to hit the books.
00:21:40Okay, what is my dog's name?
00:21:52Sir Fluffington, no wait.
00:21:55Wrong.
00:21:56Sir Douglas McFluffington.
00:21:58Okay.
00:22:00Okay.
00:22:01What's the name of my cat?
00:22:02Easy.
00:22:03Hannah.
00:22:04And what kind of crazy person has a human name on a pet name?
00:22:09Okay, because Sir Douglas Fluffington the third is so much better.
00:22:14Hmm.
00:22:15Okay.
00:22:17What do I want to be when I grow up?
00:22:19Another easy one.
00:22:20You want to be a fashion designer.
00:22:23I hate to break it to you, but you are a grown up.
00:22:26I'm having a kid soon.
00:22:27It's kind of funny how that works.
00:22:28No, like...
00:22:30What do you want to be when you grow up?
00:22:31I am also having a kid soon.
00:22:32It's kind of funny how that works.
00:22:33No, like...
00:22:35What do you want to be when you grow up?
00:22:37I don't know, actually.
00:22:39Wait, so you're a senior in college and you haven't thought about the future?
00:22:45Honestly, I didn't think I was gonna make it this far.
00:22:50I was never really good at school, but I didn't think I was gonna make it this far.
00:22:54I was never really good at school, and...
00:22:59Wait.
00:23:01A dad.
00:23:03I've always wanted to be a dad.
00:23:05Looks like my dreams are coming true.
00:23:10Okay.
00:23:12The most important question.
00:23:15Where did we meet?
00:23:17Uh, frat party?
00:23:19No, not IRL.
00:23:20Like, our backstory.
00:23:21Our fake backstory.
00:23:22Um, I was walking for Douglas McFluffington the 6th at the park.
00:23:27There's a 6th one?!
00:23:28Fake backstory, remember?
00:23:30Keep up, Kelsey.
00:23:31Sorry.
00:23:32I mean...
00:23:42Crap!
00:23:44What's wrong?
00:23:49What's wrong? Is it the baby?
00:23:51No, I'm late for my meeting with my grandma.
00:23:52You know, Ben, that's really cute. You know, the modesty thing and everything. But I mean, we've slept together and we're kind of having a baby. So, I mean, there's kind of no need.
00:24:01Yeah.
00:24:02Yeah.
00:24:14What?
00:24:16Oh, shit. I didn't bring a change of clothes. I didn't think I was gonna spend the night.
00:24:21Yeah.
00:24:22Alright, well, I'm gonna go home and change. I'll catch up with you later.
00:24:27You are?
00:24:28Yeah, what kind of fake boyfriend do you think I am?
00:24:30Or, you could come with me to my meeting with my grandma. I mean, that's what a real fake boyfriend would do.
00:24:37Okay. Yeah.
00:24:39But you should, um, put a shirt on.
00:24:45Right.
00:24:51Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:24:54You're meeting your grandma here?
00:24:57Yeah, yeah, she works here.
00:24:59Your grandmother is Dean Barrington?
00:25:02The head of the entire school?
00:25:04Uh, duh.
00:25:05You didn't think to tell me that? After we studied each other's entire lives last night?
00:25:09Ben, you know my last name. And I told you that my grandma works for Claremore.
00:25:14Yeah, that could literally mean anything.
00:25:16I can't believe you didn't put two and two together.
00:25:22Okay, I'm really late. Are you coming?
00:25:29I'm sure you know why I called you in today.
00:25:36Well, Grandma, I...
00:25:38Sorry, I'm late.
00:25:40Sorry, I'm late.
00:25:45And who in God's green earth is this?
00:25:48Well, Grandma, this is...
00:25:50I am Kelsey's boyfriend, Ben.
00:25:52Ben.
00:25:58I've heard so many nice things about you. So good to meet you.
00:26:01Have you?
00:26:03Of course.
00:26:05I know who you are, Mr. Lawson. Academic probation, suspension.
00:26:10Ugh, yeah. That incident at the Sigma house with the hamster. Total misunderstanding.
00:26:17You might know, Dean Barrington, that my grades this last semester actually earned me the title of most improved on the academic honor roll.
00:26:25That may be. But the question still remains. Why is he here?
00:26:31Well, Grandma, whatever you have to tell me, you can say in front of Ben.
00:26:37Yeah.
00:26:39Very well.
00:26:41Kelsey, as you know, I must hold you to the highest academic and professional standards because you represent me.
00:26:50And thus, Claremore College. Lest you forget, I helped you get into Claremore.
00:26:58I know I'm strict with you, but according to this video, you've broken one of my cardinal rules.
00:27:11Uh, I can actually explain what's going on in that video for you.
00:27:14Ooh, that's cold.
00:27:19Hashtag justice for beer, girl.
00:27:23Now, who would waste a perfectly good beer like that?
00:27:26That's a house of Liang talk. If it were me, I'd be suing the girl who paid a beer on my designer dress.
00:27:32Even if it was last season.
00:27:35Rule number two. Stay out of trouble.
00:27:38Does this look like you're staying out of trouble?
00:27:42So she doesn't know that I'm pregnant?
00:27:48Well, young lady.
00:27:51That's actually my ex-girlfriend in that video.
00:27:54And I told her to stay away from Kelsey, but she never listens.
00:27:58Everything you saw in that video is all my fault.
00:28:00All my fault.
00:28:01That may be.
00:28:02But Kelsey knows better than to get involved with drama like this.
00:28:07If you don't clean up your act, I will not be able to let you take part in this senior fashion show.
00:28:15Grandma, the whole reason that I wanted to go to Claremore was for the fashion show.
00:28:20I mean, it could completely make or break my career.
00:28:22Marissa Leung from House of Leung is going to be there.
00:28:25And you know it's my dream to work for her.
00:28:27I cannot allow anything that would tarnish the reputation of this university.
00:28:34And mine.
00:28:36Rules are rules.
00:28:38Don't break them and this won't be an issue.
00:28:47Thank you, Dean Barrington. It's so good to meet you.
00:28:50Actually, Mr. Lawson, why don't you stay behind and we'll have a little chat.
00:28:55Kelsey, please close the door behind you.
00:29:07Oh, crap. What if he slips up and tells her about the baby?
00:29:10So let's cut to the chase, shall we, Mr. Lawson?
00:29:16What are your intentions with my granddaughter?
00:29:19I'm not really sure what you mean.
00:29:20Well, I hope you're not jading her for her money. She doesn't have any.
00:29:24Her mother was disowned from the Barrington family fortune years ago.
00:29:31Kelsey is here on a financial aid provided by my office.
00:29:37Hence, the need for her to apply the rules.
00:29:39I can assure you I was completely unaware of any family fortune.
00:29:45My sources tell me that you can date and have nearly every girl in this school.
00:29:52So why my granddaughter?
00:29:53With all due respect, Dean Barrington, are you being serious?
00:29:58I haven't known Kelsey for a very long time.
00:30:02This is all really new to me.
00:30:04I know my reputation still precedes me for being a guy, you know, who doesn't, like, settle down.
00:30:10But, um, I'm starting to believe I'm not the right guy for Kelsey.
00:30:15I'm sure you're not.
00:30:18But, I would sure be damned if I didn't try to be.
00:30:22Kelsey, man, she's, she's brilliant, like, I love the way her mind works, her, her designs, her style.
00:30:31She just knows exactly what she wants for herself.
00:30:34There's not only one reason, Dean Barrington. It's everything.
00:30:38Very well.
00:30:40You're dismissed.
00:30:41I'll be watching you.
00:30:47I have eyes everywhere.
00:30:58Oh.
00:31:00That was incredible. I totally believed all of it.
00:31:02Believed what?
00:31:03The act, what you said, all those things you love about me.
00:31:06Yeah, right.
00:31:08As a reward for an award winning performance, I have a surprise for you.
00:31:11Surprise?
00:31:12Mm-hmm.
00:31:17So, this is the surprise?
00:31:20Is everything okay with the baby?
00:31:22I'm sorry to keep you two waiting.
00:31:24My last appointment ran over.
00:31:27Mr. and Mrs.
00:31:29No, we're not married. I'm Kelsey and this is, uh, my boyfriend Ben.
00:31:34Yum, love.
00:31:35Well, you two, are you ready to see your baby?
00:31:39Right now?
00:31:40I'm sorry.
00:31:41I'm sorry.
00:31:42I'll talk about this.
00:31:44Uh-huh.
00:31:46Beep.
00:31:51Beep.
00:31:57Ben, are you crying?
00:31:59It's not unusual for fathers to become emotional.
00:32:01to become emotional no I know it's just really sweet and that is your baby's
00:32:14heartbeat wow no way would you like to know if you have a little baby boy or
00:32:20a little baby girl I think we want it to be a surprise then we all said
00:32:30we keep you posted on the results of your blood work I'm sure you two gonna be
00:32:36great parents it's rare to see two parents as in love with the two of you
00:32:50this is me
00:32:54I'll call you for the next appointment should be in about a month but there's
00:32:59no reason for us to hang out or anything unless something goes wrong
00:33:04wait we can't just not hang out if we're dating fake dating then yeah but it's
00:33:12gotta look real my grandma told me she has like eyes all over this place I mean I
00:33:19guess that's true after all you are my fake girlfriend so I should at least be a
00:33:24good fake boyfriend I'm gonna take you on a few fake dates what do you think
00:33:30what kind of fake dates I don't know just like do the stuff in the movies that
00:33:38people don't really do in real life sure I mean what kind of fake girlfriend would I
00:33:43be if I said no
00:33:45Oh, my God.
00:34:15You are cordially invited to a bespoke dinner with a brother of the Sigma fraternity at 7 p.m. Formal and tired and encouraged.
00:34:35Ugh, I only have an hour to get ready? I don't even know if my dresses fit me anymore.
00:34:45Ah, our special guest for the evening. Welcome in, madame.
00:34:59Right this way.
00:34:59You did this all for me?
00:35:20You did this all for me?
00:35:21You were my girlfriend. I mean, my fake girlfriend. And I know we've been saving for the baby, and I couldn't really afford to take you to a nice restaurant, so I thought I'd make one.
00:35:33That's like, the nicest thing anyone has ever done for me.
00:35:37Don't thank me yet.
00:35:38Good evening, gentle man and gentle woman. May I interest you in tonight's special? It's also our only thing on our very limited head.
00:35:50We'll have two specials, please.
00:35:52Got you.
00:35:53Two of our finest instant ramens on the house. Bon appetit, lovebirds. Thank you, sir.
00:36:02Thanks.
00:36:05Sorry, we're kind of on a budget right now.
00:36:08No, this is perfect. I love it.
00:36:21Ooh, let's dance.
00:36:24Ooh, I don't know.
00:36:27Why not?
00:36:28I wasn't exactly the most graceful before the pregnancy, and, you know, like, my feet are swollen, and I just feel off balance, and, you know, like, normal.
00:36:38It counts.
00:36:39You're perfect. Really.
00:36:46Now have this dance with me.
00:36:57What is it?
00:37:00Nothing. I just...
00:37:03Ow!
00:37:05You okay?
00:37:09What's wrong?
00:37:11Yeah, the baby just, like, kicked.
00:37:15You want to feel it?
00:37:16Yeah.
00:37:17Yeah.
00:37:22I don't feel anything.
00:37:23Oh, my God. Wow.
00:37:30That's amazing.
00:37:32Kelsey.
00:37:33You're amazing.
00:37:35You're pretty by yourself.
00:37:37Wait, I, um...
00:37:40I thought this was supposed to be fake.
00:37:43It doesn't feel fake, does it?
00:37:44No, it doesn't.
00:37:46I love you.
00:38:04I love you.
00:38:07Wait.
00:38:07Wait.
00:38:08What?
00:38:08wait wait what should we be doing this can't just hurt the baby
00:38:19aw ben that's so sweet but no it won't hurt the baby
00:38:25are you sure
00:38:26positive
00:38:27breakfast is served
00:38:43something wrong
00:38:51no i just
00:38:53i thought you left again
00:38:58what
00:38:59no first of all i wouldn't do that second of all this is my room i don't have many other places to go
00:39:08yeah i know i just
00:39:11i panicked
00:39:15i'm not going anywhere
00:39:18but i am gonna steal some of these eggs from you
00:39:22um
00:39:27so um
00:39:29should we like
00:39:31talk about what is that
00:39:35what about it
00:39:39Kelsey this is dr gordon
00:39:41hi is everything okay
00:39:45it's more than okay
00:39:47i just wanted to let you know that your blood work came back
00:39:52you're having twins
00:39:57twins
00:39:58two babies
00:40:00kelsey
00:40:01kelsey
00:40:03are you there
00:40:05hello
00:40:06yeah sorry
00:40:08kelsey's a bit shook up right now
00:40:10are you sure
00:40:11positive
00:40:13it's very common actually
00:40:15one heartbeat
00:40:16mask the other but there's two of them in there no doubt about it
00:40:20thanks
00:40:21thanks
00:40:25okay
00:40:26okay
00:40:26don't panic
00:40:28nothing's changed just
00:40:30double
00:40:31double
00:40:32double of everything
00:40:35i'm gonna be huge
00:40:37oh my god how am i gonna hide this from my grandma
00:40:39she was gonna find out eventually
00:40:41so let's just wait until the babies are here and then we can figure out a way to break it to her
00:40:47i can't believe this
00:40:48i mean i'm 21 i mean i'm 21 i can't i can't have two babies
00:40:54and alone
00:40:56you're not alone
00:40:58i'm here
00:41:00i mean single ben unmarried
00:41:02we're not married yet
00:41:04but
00:41:06but what
00:41:08i can't really put it into words
00:41:17okay remember how you told me you were so afraid of breaking your grandma's rules
00:41:23well i used to be afraid of breaking the rules too
00:41:27i was so afraid of what people would think of me if i wasn't this crazy fun party guy that
00:41:30everyone expected me to be but then i met you
00:41:39you just had this energy about you that i was so drawn to from the moment you crashed into me
00:41:44then i heard you thought i was just a one-night stand
00:41:48that's because you left
00:41:49i left because i thought that's what you wanted
00:41:53i was sending you messages but you never reached back out you were just so mad at me
00:41:57ben you matched with my best friend on some app what girl wouldn't be mad
00:42:02no i didn't
00:42:07oh my god
00:42:09that was hunter messing around on my phone
00:42:12i swear i deleted everything as soon as he did that
00:42:14i figured if i couldn't have you i would just cruise through senior year doing the same
00:42:18i've been doing
00:42:21i don't really want that anymore
00:42:22i want you okay what do we do now then i would like to ask you to be my girlfriend
00:42:36my real girlfriend
00:42:41yeah it's called a toga it's super breathable for like you know down there
00:42:46i love this song you want to dance
00:42:50uh no i'm okay come on
00:42:54no i'm seriously i'm like waiting for someone
00:42:56well i'm here and he's not finders keepers am i right that rule only applies to objects not people
00:43:04come on
00:43:06ew come on
00:43:07hey my court why should i because you said so
00:43:12and this
00:43:18and this
00:43:25the fuck whatever man
00:43:31you okay yeah i just i didn't know you could do that
00:43:35a lot of things you didn't know i could do kelly barrington
00:43:37all right listen up you bunch of degenerates
00:43:49y'all come to my house every week and party
00:43:51drink my booze throw up in my toilets
00:43:54just indulge me for one moment please
00:43:55thanks dude
00:44:01what are you wearing it's called a light
00:44:10all right i'd like to dedicate this song to my girlfriend kelsey barrington
00:44:25butterfly's rolling in the middle
00:44:28it's all regrettable
00:44:29you are
00:44:30all right
00:44:31all right
00:44:31all right
00:44:31all right
00:44:32all right
00:44:33all right
00:44:34all right
00:44:35all right
00:44:36all right
00:44:49can we get some real music back in here
00:44:51Boo!
00:44:53Boo!
00:44:55Wait, you're not even supposed to be here.
00:44:58Ben banned you.
00:44:59He didn't mean it, right, Ben?
00:45:01Yeah, I meant it.
00:45:16Twin?
00:45:17Oh my god, I'm so sorry, Dean Barrington.
00:45:21It's alright, Mary.
00:45:23Just try not to walk and text at the same time, alright?
00:45:26Copy that.
00:45:27I was actually talking to Kelsey.
00:45:29Congratulations.
00:45:31For what exactly?
00:45:33You're gonna be a great-grandma, duh!
00:45:35To twins.
00:45:37Not that you look like a great-grandma or anything.
00:45:41Definitely a Gigi Milf.
00:45:43A great-grandma I'd like to, you know.
00:45:45Right.
00:45:46And, uh, Kelsey told you there's good news?
00:45:49Well, yeah.
00:45:51She's not gonna tell her family without telling me.
00:45:53Indeed.
00:45:55Will you please excuse me?
00:45:57Bye, Gigi Ma.
00:45:59Twins?
00:46:01That's definitely against the rules.
00:46:05Okay, you ready?
00:46:06Almost.
00:46:07I'm trying to zip up my pants.
00:46:08I think I'm starting to get a dad bod.
00:46:09Okay, well, hurry up.
00:46:10My grandma doesn't like it when I'm late.
00:46:11Well, she wouldn't really like it that I'm pregnant, but tonight is not the night that
00:46:12she's finding out about that.
00:46:13Hopefully.
00:46:14Okay, stud.
00:46:15Go off.
00:46:16Why, thank you.
00:46:17Tonight I'm wearing a Barrington original jacket.
00:46:18House of Long pants.
00:46:19With Fruit of the Loom underwear.
00:46:21Okay, this is like a really big deal, okay?
00:46:23My grandmother never lets anyone come home.
00:46:24I'm gonna get a dad bod.
00:46:25I'm gonna get a dad bod.
00:46:26Okay, well, hurry up.
00:46:27My grandma doesn't like it when I'm late.
00:46:28Well, she wouldn't really like it that I'm pregnant, but tonight is not the night that
00:46:29she's finding out about that.
00:46:30Hopefully.
00:46:31Oh, thank you.
00:46:32Tonight I'm wearing a Barrington original jacket.
00:46:35House of Long pants.
00:46:36With Fruit of the Loom underwear.
00:46:41Okay, this is like a really big deal, okay?
00:46:44My grandmother never lets anyone come over for Christmas dinner except my mom and I.
00:46:48And that wasn't even until I was like 15.
00:46:55Well, I'm so honored.
00:46:58Um, I have to run back to the house.
00:47:01I'm gonna have to meet you there.
00:47:02Okay?
00:47:03Don't go staying under any mistletoe without me.
00:47:08That was weird.
00:47:18Okay.
00:47:21You got this, Ben.
00:47:23All you gotta do is ask.
00:47:25The rest is up to her.
00:47:28What she could say is no, right?
00:47:34There you are.
00:47:35I've been looking all over for you.
00:47:37Skye, I don't have time for this.
00:47:39I'm on my way to see Kelsey right now.
00:47:41I won't keep you, but...
00:47:43I just thought you should know.
00:47:50You've got more than one baby mama.
00:47:52That's not even possible.
00:47:53Do the math, dummy.
00:47:55We last rubbed elbows right before you met Kelsey.
00:47:58I'm about as far along as she is.
00:48:00You're not even showing.
00:48:02Because I'm genetically gifted.
00:48:03Our baby is going to be so hot.
00:48:06Much hotter than Kelsey's.
00:48:08No.
00:48:09It's just not one of your stupid tricks.
00:48:14Believe what you want, Popa.
00:48:15But this baby is yours.
00:48:17So what are you going to do about it?
00:48:19I'm so glad that you were able to join us, Sandra Darling.
00:48:29Mom, I wouldn't miss Christmas for anything in the world.
00:48:32You know that.
00:48:33But also, where's this new beau of yours, Kels?
00:48:36Yes, Kelsey.
00:48:37Is he even going to show?
00:48:44Hi.
00:48:45I'm so sorry I'm late.
00:48:47So kind of you to join us, Benjamin.
00:48:51I'm sorry.
00:48:52I didn't marry you.
00:48:54Oh my goodness.
00:48:55I'm so sorry.
00:48:56You must be Kelsey's mother.
00:48:57It's so nice to meet you.
00:48:59Wow.
00:49:00You guys look a lot alike.
00:49:01Thank you, but flattery will get you nowhere with me.
00:49:04I'm just kidding.
00:49:07I'm just kidding.
00:49:08Actually, flattery will get you very far with me.
00:49:12Especially from such a good-looking young man as yourself.
00:49:15Oh, oh.
00:49:17Mom.
00:49:18Right.
00:49:19Best behavior.
00:49:24So, what happened?
00:49:27I like you.
00:49:28And don't lie to me.
00:49:30See you later.
00:49:31Hey, Mom.
00:49:33Sorry.
00:49:34I came from a, uh, quick study session.
00:49:35Um, is it okay if I use restroom?
00:49:36Of course.
00:49:37A ring?
00:49:38So, Kelsey.
00:49:39I happened to run into, uh, your little friend.
00:49:41Uh, rather she ran into me, um, merely.
00:49:43Oh.
00:49:44Yeah.
00:49:45Oh.
00:49:46Yeah.
00:49:47I haven't really seen her in a long time, you know.
00:49:49Exams.
00:49:50Well, that explains why she was so eager to chat with me.
00:49:51Such a talkative girl.
00:49:53Sorry, guys.
00:49:55What I'm asking.
00:49:56Uh, what I'm asking.
00:49:57What I'm asking.
00:49:58Uh, what I'm asking.
00:49:59I'm asking.
00:50:00I was just telling Kelsey how I had run into her friend, Mary, um, the other day.
00:50:04And, um, she is such a talkative girl.
00:50:05And, um, she is such a talkative girl.
00:50:07But, uh, she had some very strange stories of her, and, um, I guess, uh, you know, oh,
00:50:11I mean, you're like, I'm gonna say no, you're fine.
00:50:12Well, I'm threatening, sorry.
00:50:13I have to talk a little bit.
00:50:14You know what I'm asking.
00:50:15Oh, I'm sorry.
00:50:18I had to look into my family and be like, oh, I'm sorry.
00:50:22I'm sorry.
00:50:23Uh, I'm sorry.
00:50:23Oh, yeah.
00:50:24But, uh, I'm sorry.
00:50:25Oh.
00:50:26What did you do?
00:50:27What did you do?
00:50:28What did you do?
00:50:30What did you do?
00:50:31Why did you do?
00:50:33But she had some very strange news.
00:50:38Yeah, did she get her MCAT results back?
00:50:41I could never be a doctor.
00:50:43What is Marley?
00:50:45Well, you should get over your squeamishness
00:50:48before you become a father, Mr. Lawson.
00:50:55Mom, come on.
00:50:56Don't pressure them into starting a family yet.
00:50:58They're not even married, much less engaged.
00:51:01Take it from me, kids.
00:51:02Do not get pregnant until you're truly ready.
00:51:05Sage advice.
00:51:07A shame that they didn't follow it or my rules.
00:51:12What are you talking about, Mom?
00:51:15Kelsey, what is she talking about?
00:51:18Mom, I'm...
00:51:20I'm really sorry.
00:51:21I, um...
00:51:22We didn't plan it, obviously.
00:51:24It was an accident.
00:51:26Um...
00:51:30A happy accident.
00:51:31Couldn't have been any happier.
00:51:35Not only is she pregnant...
00:51:37But, Kelsey, why don't you tell your mother how many babies you are expecting?
00:51:43Two.
00:51:44What?
00:51:45Two babies.
00:51:46Twins.
00:51:47Two blessings.
00:51:48You're not even taking this seriously at all, are you, young man?
00:51:51Mom.
00:51:52No, I'm serious, Kels.
00:51:53You know how hard it was on me, being pregnant so young.
00:51:57To raise me?
00:51:58Geez.
00:51:59Wow.
00:52:00I'm sorry.
00:52:01I didn't realize I was such a burden.
00:52:02I am taking this seriously, Ms. Barrington.
00:52:04Then prove it.
00:52:05Prove it to my daughter, because God knows her father sure as hell didn't take it seriously.
00:52:10I'm sorry.
00:52:11How do you want me to prove that to you?
00:52:12I will offer you $100,000 if you get up right now.
00:52:25Excuse me?
00:52:26I will offer you $100,000 to get up, leave, and never talk to my granddaughter again.
00:52:35How does that solve anything?
00:52:37I grew up without a dad, and now you want my kids to grow up without one?
00:52:41No father is better than one that's going to leave later.
00:52:44Your mother and I did just fine with no husbands.
00:52:48Yeah, right, fine.
00:52:50Wait, you have a problem with how I raised you?
00:52:53Maybe I do, okay?
00:52:57Maybe it would have been nice to have a father, or just any family at all.
00:53:02Grandma couldn't even look at me until she realized that I was smart enough to get into Claremore.
00:53:07Enough!
00:53:10Let Ben answer.
00:53:12Are you going to get up and leave for the money?
00:53:15No.
00:53:18That's it.
00:53:20I said no.
00:53:21What else do you want?
00:53:23I don't know.
00:53:26Defend me.
00:53:30Defend yourself.
00:53:32I don't have anything else to say.
00:53:39Are you sure you're going to keep them?
00:53:42Yeah, of course, Mom.
00:53:44Sorry to disappoint you.
00:53:45I'm not mad or disappointed, Kels.
00:53:47I just want it better for you.
00:53:49You know, a fairytale ending.
00:53:51Not some guy.
00:53:52Ben is not some guy.
00:53:54He's just...
00:53:55He's got a lot on his mind right now, okay?
00:53:58So...
00:54:01Well, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go find him, and we're going to leave.
00:54:04She'll give me the money?
00:54:11She'll give me the money?
00:54:16She'll give me the money?
00:54:18I'll take the $100,000, but...
00:54:21you have to agree to my terms, okay?
00:54:23Tells her she's going to stay in school.
00:54:30She gets to participate in the fashion show,
00:54:34and she's going to graduate.
00:54:36You are going to stay out of her way.
00:54:40She's going to live her life by her own rules exactly the way she wants it.
00:54:45Who do I make the check out to?
00:54:48I'm so sorry for everything that happened.
00:54:58It's my fault.
00:55:00No, don't say that.
00:55:01I mean...
00:55:03It was going to come out eventually.
00:55:05What an absolute piece of shit.
00:55:07I wish I could kick his ass.
00:55:09Yeah, me too.
00:55:11But...
00:55:12I think my mom was right.
00:55:14I'd rather have my kids not have a father
00:55:16than one that would just take the money and run.
00:55:21Save it, Hunter.
00:55:22I'm just here to get the rest of my stuff.
00:55:24Um...
00:55:25Okay.
00:55:26But...
00:55:27Ben left this for you.
00:55:28What is it?
00:55:32Uh...
00:55:33I'm not sure, to be honest.
00:55:39What's it say?
00:55:41Um...
00:55:42Nothing.
00:55:43I...
00:55:44I just want some terminal, so I'll, uh...
00:55:47I'll catch you later.
00:55:49Ugh.
00:55:50We knew your best friend was such an asshole.
00:55:53Word.
00:55:54Well, since she asked for some space.
00:55:56You want to go make out?
00:56:04I was never faking it.
00:56:06I'm sorry.
00:56:14...
00:56:18Kelsie!
00:56:20....
00:56:21I guess Ben played both of us, huh?
00:56:25Ben never played you.
00:56:30He was being honest.
00:56:31He just didn't want to be with you, Sky.
00:56:33So you're defending him?
00:56:34Even after he left?
00:56:35Even after he left?
00:56:38I heard he took all of his shit overnight.
00:56:40Didn't even say goodbye to Hunter.
00:56:43Look, he has his reasons.
00:56:46I think.
00:56:48Yeah.
00:56:50I'll show you the reason.
00:56:55Ben is just another deadbeat daddy.
00:56:58Knocking girls up and leaving them with the mess he made.
00:57:05This isn't real.
00:57:07It's very real, Kelsey.
00:57:10Face it, you're not special.
00:57:13You know what? Just stop.
00:57:15You're just another notch on his bedpost.
00:57:18Just. Like. Me.
00:57:35Hey. Okay.
00:57:37I cannot wait to show you everything I got for you.
00:57:40Look at this. Look how cute this is.
00:57:42This little changing table.
00:57:44That's the crib.
00:57:45And that's where you're going to put all the little dirty diapers.
00:57:48And then look at all the little stuffed toys.
00:57:50We've got the little clothes here.
00:57:52I cannot wait for you and the babies to move in after graduation, baby girl.
00:57:56I know I've been hard on you, Kels, but I want you to know I am so proud of all your hard work.
00:58:26Wow, Skye, you look so good for being, you know.
00:58:35For what?
00:58:36For being like six months pregnant.
00:58:39Oh, I'm not pregnant.
00:58:44That was just a lie I told Ben to stop whatever was going on with that loser, Kelsey.
00:58:50Isn't that kinda fucked up?
00:58:55Whatever.
00:59:00Ugh.
00:59:01I can't believe that absolute bitch.
00:59:03What are we going to do?
00:59:05What do you mean?
00:59:06We have to get Ben and Kelsey back together.
00:59:09Duh.
00:59:11Oh, Ben.
00:59:12I miss that guy.
00:59:13Talked to him since he left?
00:59:15Uh, no.
00:59:19Ugh.
00:59:20Boys are so dumb.
00:59:22Okay.
00:59:23Here's the plan.
00:59:24Have you ever seen the pear trap?
00:59:25Yeah!
00:59:26Uh, with Lindsay Lohan and her twin.
00:59:28Yeah.
00:59:30Yeah, but she's not actually a twin.
00:59:34Never mind.
00:59:35The point is, we have to get them in the same room without them knowing.
00:59:39Oh, okay.
00:59:42I still don't understand.
00:59:43Call Ben.
00:59:44Now.
00:59:45Okay.
00:59:46Where are you going?
00:59:47I have a party to plan.
00:59:48I'm so excited that we're grabbing brunch.
00:59:49It's like old times.
00:59:50Minus the mimosas.
00:59:51I mean, I'm gonna have a mimosa, but you should not.
00:59:52I know I'm really excited that we're hanging out too.
00:59:54Although I was thinking I should really get back to work.
00:59:56Girl, you need to relax and let loose a little bit.
00:59:57You're gonna be a mommy soon.
00:59:58Speaking of which.
00:59:59Surprise!
01:00:00Surprise!
01:00:29You had a baby shower?
01:00:30You did this all for me?
01:00:31Well, I've had some help.
01:00:32My baby's having babies.
01:00:33Mom, you didn't have to do that.
01:00:34Oh, sweetie.
01:00:35Of course I did.
01:00:36I'm so sorry about how I reacted when you first told me you were pregnant.
01:00:53I am so, so happy for you.
01:00:55Okay, come on.
01:00:56Let's get this fun started.
01:00:58Ow!
01:01:03Stupid thing.
01:01:05Don't mind if I do.
01:01:28Dude, this place has got the tastiest waffles.
01:01:32Trust me, bro.
01:01:33It's really good to see you, man, but I'm probably just gonna get back to work.
01:01:38You gotta loosen up, man.
01:01:40Let's get some mimosas in you.
01:01:41I'm not really drinking anymore.
01:01:43Who are you?
01:01:44Who are you?
01:01:45And what have you done with my bed?
01:01:46So, this one is from your grandmother.
01:01:50She got me something.
01:01:51The woman who paid my boyfriend to leave my pregnant ass.
01:02:00Don't complain.
01:02:01She didn't get me a damn thing.
01:02:03All of that wealth and she got me a weird old blanket.
01:02:11And just one.
01:02:12She doesn't know I'm having twins, right?
01:02:14I told you, she's not really good at gift giving.
01:02:18Take it back.
01:02:19Okay.
01:02:20So there's just one more present.
01:02:35Ben?
01:02:36What are you doing here?
01:02:38I don't know.
01:02:40Hunter?
01:02:41Well, I brought you here because the sky's lying.
01:02:45She was never pregnant.
01:02:46She just made that up to break you guys up.
01:02:49It doesn't matter.
01:02:51You still left.
01:02:53I left because I was ashamed.
01:02:55I failed you.
01:02:56I failed us.
01:02:57I failed our kids.
01:02:59I figured the $100,000 would do more for you than I ever could.
01:03:02You thought I wanted the money more than you?
01:03:05No, I didn't think you wanted the money.
01:03:07I just thought you wanted the security.
01:03:09I'd leverage the check from your grandma
01:03:11in exchange for you to finish school
01:03:13and participate in the fashion show.
01:03:15That was the deal.
01:03:17So you're saying you left for me?
01:03:19Yeah.
01:03:20I had to leave for you.
01:03:22Or else Skye would have just been waving her baby around in your face.
01:03:25Her fake baby.
01:03:27But if it was real, I would have sent money.
01:03:30I would have loved it too.
01:03:32I loved it enough to stay away.
01:03:34Not ruin his life like I ruined yours.
01:03:36You didn't ruin my life.
01:03:38You leaving without a trace, no phone call or anything, that ruined my life.
01:03:45Sorry.
01:03:46I didn't mean to hurt you.
01:03:47Well, you did.
01:03:48I love you, Kelsey.
01:03:57I did then and I do right now.
01:04:00I never stopped loving you.
01:04:05I just stopped loving myself.
01:04:07I promise you, I will never leave your side ever again.
01:04:12Just please take me back.
01:04:16Please, Kelsey.
01:04:18I'm sorry, Ben.
01:04:28I understand everything that you're going through and why you did what you did.
01:04:37Skye was terrible for lying to you like that.
01:04:44But I can't...
01:04:46I can't do this again.
01:04:49And I have to do what's best for me and the babies.
01:04:54And that means not being with you.
01:04:57I mean, we can be co-parents and friends, but we can't be together.
01:05:09I hope you understand.
01:05:11I do.
01:05:16Time for plan B.
01:05:19So, where are we going?
01:05:24It's spring break.
01:05:25And you're about to pop.
01:05:27You need to unwind.
01:05:29Okay, well the last time you told me to let loose resulted in this show.
01:05:33Well, you can't get any more pregnant than you already are.
01:05:38I think.
01:05:39Aren't you going to med school?
01:05:40Shouldn't you like know this?
01:05:42I miss that day.
01:05:54Nothing like being in the woods with your best bros?
01:05:57Yeah, man.
01:05:58It's nice to get away from a hole.
01:06:03Who's that?
01:06:08Dude.
01:06:09You said it was going to be bros weekend.
01:06:14Bros.
01:06:15And hoes.
01:06:17Kelsey, this is not my ho.
01:06:19I mean, girlfriend, man.
01:06:20She's a lovely woman, dude.
01:06:22She's carrying my kids.
01:06:23Why is she here?
01:06:25Ah!
01:06:33No.
01:06:34Uh-uh.
01:06:35I'm not spending a week in the woods with Ben.
01:06:38I'm pregnant, hormonal, and still a little mad at Ben.
01:06:45There's no way I can spend an entire week with him.
01:06:48Okay, well then, what are you going to do about it, Mama?
01:06:52You're already here in the woods, a thousand miles from campus.
01:06:56We're like 20 miles away tops.
01:06:58Okay, well, I'm not driving you back.
01:07:01So, you're stuck here, Barrington.
01:07:03With me and Ben.
01:07:05I think the plan's going great.
01:07:15Plan?
01:07:16What plan?
01:07:17Guys, are you trying to get us back together?
01:07:26No!
01:07:27Not at all.
01:07:29Mm-hmm.
01:07:49My whole body hurts.
01:07:52Here's a tip.
01:07:54Never get pregnant.
01:07:55Okay.
01:07:56Where are, um...
01:07:59Hunter and Mary went on a hike.
01:08:01You didn't want to go?
01:08:03I wanted to be here with you.
01:08:05Ben.
01:08:06Look, I know your idea of relaxing vacation isn't hanging out with me here for a week,
01:08:11and I don't blame you after what I did to you, you know?
01:08:16I don't hate you, Ben.
01:08:18I mean, especially when you make me deep.
01:08:21Well, if you want me to fuck off and leave you alone, just...
01:08:25let me know.
01:08:27But if you want company, while Hunter and Mary do whatever it is they do, I can show you around.
01:08:34I grew up in these woods, practically.
01:08:38I plan on taking our kids here one day.
01:08:41How do you do that?
01:08:43Do it.
01:08:44You make it impossible for me to be mad at you forever.
01:08:50Let's keep coming.
01:08:51Let's keep coming.
01:08:52I'm surprised the tub didn't overflow.
01:08:53Excuse me?
01:08:54I said...
01:08:55I didn't know cows could swim.
01:08:56Moo!
01:08:57Moo!
01:08:58Moo!
01:08:59Moo!
01:09:00Moo!
01:09:01Moo!
01:09:08Moonn!
01:09:09Moo!
01:09:10Wow.
01:09:11Let's keep coming.
01:09:12I'm surprised the tub didn't overflow.
01:09:13Excuse me?
01:09:14I said, I didn't know cows could swim.
01:09:17Moo!
01:09:18Moo!
01:09:30She's pregnant, asshole!
01:09:32Do you want to say that again to the mother of my children?
01:09:34Jesus, Ben! Chill!
01:09:36You used to be cool, man.
01:09:38You're a legend. What's wrong with you?
01:09:44You okay?
01:09:46You know, I should tell you that violence is never the answer.
01:09:49But it's kind of cute. You're going macho over our family.
01:09:55Family, huh?
01:09:56Mm-hmm.
01:10:06There you go.
01:10:07I'm sorry.
01:10:09I can't see it.
01:10:10I've got a sign.
01:10:11I can't see it.
01:10:12I can't see it.
01:10:13Oh, let's go, let's go.
01:10:15I know, let's go…
01:10:17Kels, I know I fucked up, everything I've done was for you, I just didn't go about
01:10:42the right way. If you give me another chance, I promise I'll spend the rest of my life making
01:10:49it up to you. Oh, really? I swear I'll have Hunter and Mary as my witness. You know, they
01:11:05make a really cute couple. So do we. So, how are you planning on making this up to me? Well,
01:11:16let's start by doing this. Oh, my God, you're going to drop me. I like your
01:11:35work ethic, Miss Miller. Working late during spring break? Thanks, Prof. Inspiration just
01:11:42suddenly hit me. Well, keep it up, and I'm sure you'll receive a lot of offers at the
01:11:50showcase next week. Maybe even more than our star, Miss Barrington. Oh, I'm counting on
01:11:56it. I'll show that bitch. There is no way she can design a new collection in time for the
01:12:05showcase.
01:12:11I'll just stay with my mom until I can find an apartment, and, you know, suppose I can
01:12:15have my old spot back in the house. That asshole with Chad took the second you left, bro. I'm
01:12:19sorry, man. I mean, you could, like, stay with me if you wanted to. Fair warning, I roll over,
01:12:26like, seven hundred times in the middle of the night. And I wake up with, like, really
01:12:29weird food cravings. Do you?
01:12:32And the baby kicks. Like, hard. Sounds perfect, can you?
01:12:42Come to our end-of-the-year fashion showcase.
01:12:45What's wrong?
01:12:46Skye. She stole my designs.
01:12:50What's wrong?
01:12:51All of my work, all of my designs, they're gone. Oh my god, we gotta tell someone.
01:13:00Oh my god. That's Marissa Elion. This is just some of the work you'll see at the showcase.
01:13:15This collection is from one of our most improved students, Skye Miller. And here's one of our most
01:13:26accomplished students, Kelsey Barrington. Despite her condition, Kelsey has managed to perform really
01:13:35well. Kelsey, do you have anything you want to show our guest before the big show?
01:13:42Actually, it's going to be a surprise. Kelsey really wanted to shock the audience. It'll be worth it,
01:13:49trust me. I really hope so, Ms. Barrington. I'm looking forward to seeing your work.
01:14:01What was that?
01:14:02Me saving your ass until we find a way to get your designs back.
01:14:05Skye can't get away with this, Kelsey.
01:14:09She already has. They all think that those are her designs.
01:14:16I mean, she's altered my designs and my dresses and...
01:14:21Look, even if I could get them back, I...
01:14:23I...
01:14:25Look, we can always go to the Dean.
01:14:28No, absolutely not.
01:14:32It's over.
01:14:34Hey.
01:14:36That is not the Kelsey I know.
01:14:38The Kelsey I do know.
01:14:40She fights for herself.
01:14:42She pushes for what she wants.
01:14:43I mean, there's, like, this one idea I have.
01:15:01But I would need, like, a lot of help to make it happen, and there's only 48 hours until the showcase.
01:15:06She's...
01:15:09I just couldn't ask that of you guys.
01:15:13No offense, but you don't know how to sew.
01:15:16Kelsey.
01:15:18Yes, you can.
01:15:20I'm here to do whatever you want.
01:15:22Same.
01:15:24If I want to be a doctor, I have to learn how to sew anyway.
01:15:26Ditto.
01:15:28Whatever she said.
01:15:30You guys would, like, actually help me?
01:15:34Duh.
01:15:36Guys.
01:15:38Let's get to work.
01:15:48Put the fabric down.
01:15:50Put this down.
01:15:52And then you'll thread this, so go ahead and do that.
01:15:55Oh, see, there you go.
01:16:02Yeah, if we could have them at seven, that would be great.
01:16:05Perfect. Thank you so much.
01:16:11We did it, guys.
01:16:13I have my very own maternity collection.
01:16:16It's amazing, Kelsey.
01:16:18You crushed it.
01:16:20Seriously, I couldn't have done it without you guys.
01:16:23Anyone knew Hunter was so good at sewing?
01:16:26Yeah, no biggie.
01:16:27I used to help my mom all the time.
01:16:29Maybe I should have gone into fashion design instead of pre-law.
01:16:32I'm sorry, you're going into law?
01:16:34Yeah, Harvard.
01:16:36Why? What did you guys think I was studying?
01:16:39Honestly, I really had no idea.
01:16:41No idea.
01:16:42Well, what are we waiting for?
01:16:44Let's get you ready for your big night.
01:16:52gee at us.
01:16:59Thealidomhero.com
01:17:05This was Skye Miller with Skye High Designs.
01:17:12More like Skye High Designs.
01:17:14I'm here to defend my client, Kelsey Elizabeth Barrington, from copyright infringement for
01:17:30one Miss Sky Miller.
01:17:37This picture, conclusively dated from August of last year, shows my client wearing a dress
01:17:43of her design months before Sky even started working on her collection.
01:17:48Miss Noah, is this true?
01:17:50No!
01:17:51Yes?
01:17:52I don't know.
01:17:53Please, don't fail me.
01:17:58This is so gonna go viral.
01:18:00Hey, let go!
01:18:05Now that that's done, I'd like to invite my client to showcase her collection that she
01:18:11designed in the aftermath of the plagiarism by Miss Sky.
01:18:16Also, I love my girlfriend.
01:18:18Bye.
01:18:20All right, um, sorry about that mix-up.
01:18:27Next we have Kelsey Barrington with, actually, I don't know what Kelsey is going to show us
01:18:34tonight.
01:18:35Kelsey?
01:18:36Okay, Kelsey.
01:18:37You got this.
01:18:38You may be almost nine months pregnant, but...
01:18:42I got this.
01:18:44Ohhhhh.
01:18:49Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, what's wrong?
01:18:52What's wrong?
01:18:53What's wrong?
01:18:54I think I just had a contraction.
01:19:00Action?
01:19:01We need to go to the hospital.
01:19:04I know, I'm...
01:19:06Oh wait, it's just false alarm.
01:19:08You're fine?
01:19:09Mm-hmm.
01:19:10Are you sure you can do this right now?
01:19:13Yeah, I can.
01:19:14Well, first off, I wanted to thank all of my friends for being so supportive for when
01:19:33my designs were stolen.
01:19:34I really couldn't have done this without them.
01:19:36But losing my collection made me realize something.
01:19:41Shouldn't maternity wear look good too?
01:19:44Because I mean, I wouldn't have been able to fit into a single one of those dresses that
01:19:48Skye showed you because, well, I'm kind of pregnant.
01:19:54So my collection is dedicated to making sure that pregnant women feel their absolute best
01:20:02because, well, nobody should feel frumpy when they're going through the absolute most beautiful
01:20:09and wonderful phase of their life.
01:20:14Motherhood is not something to be ashamed of or hide from.
01:20:18It's something to celebrate.
01:20:21So, please give it up for my models.
01:20:25Alright, I take it back.
01:20:31Pregnant chicks are hot.
01:20:32And that is my presentation.
01:20:34I'll take it back.
01:20:35Pregnant chicks are hot.
01:20:36And that is my presentation.
01:20:50Hey, what's going on?
01:20:52I think my water just broke.
01:21:00Excuse me, I'm so sorry.
01:21:01I'm looking for my daughter, Kelsey Barrington.
01:21:03Is she okay?
01:21:06Fastest delivery ever.
01:21:08A perfectly healthy pair of twins.
01:21:11One boy, one girl.
01:21:13What about Kelsey?
01:21:18Couldn't be better.
01:21:20I've never seen such a supportive partner either.
01:21:24Ben was with her every step of the way.
01:21:33Grandma?
01:21:34You're precious.
01:21:35I'll go get these two changed.
01:21:38Come on.
01:21:39Grandma?
01:21:40You're precious.
01:21:41I'll go get these two changed.
01:21:42Come on.
01:21:43Come on.
01:21:44Come on.
01:21:45Come on.
01:21:46I saw your show last night.
01:21:47They're impressive.
01:21:48And I can assure you that Skye will be dealt with.
01:21:53You actually came?
01:21:54Well, how could I miss my granddaughter's big moment?
01:21:58I just thought because I broke the rules that...
01:22:00Oh, fuck the rules.
01:22:01Pardon my language.
01:22:02How all those rules did.
01:22:03All those rules did.
01:22:04And I can assure you that Skye will be dealt with.
01:22:09You actually came?
01:22:12Well, how could I miss my granddaughter's big moment?
01:22:18I just thought because I broke the rules that...
01:22:23Oh, fuck the rules.
01:22:26Pardon my language.
01:22:27How all those rules did was stop me from having a real relationship with my family.
01:22:39And that's what I want the most, you know?
01:22:45So you're not ashamed of me because I was pregnant?
01:22:50Ashamed? No.
01:22:51Oh, a wife's woman once told me to stop caring about what people think.
01:23:00I used to love knitting.
01:23:03I wasn't very good.
01:23:05And when your mother got pregnant, I made a little something for the baby.
01:23:13But I never gave it to her.
01:23:17My vanity got in the way.
01:23:19The blanket.
01:23:25That's why you gave it to me.
01:23:28After all these years, I wanted you to have it.
01:23:31It's not very fantasy or very good, but it's a symbol of how much you mean to me.
01:23:40And how much your babies mean to me.
01:23:43And I made another one for the boy.
01:23:54I love them, Grandma.
01:23:56Oh, thank you.
01:23:57Kels?
01:24:00Kels?
01:24:02You have another visitor.
01:24:08her. Hello, Kelsey. I mean, Mr. Leung, you, you're my hero. And you're mine after last
01:24:29night. The way you and your friends stood up to that girl and your collection. It really
01:24:36spoke to me. I'm a working mom too, and I never had thought to design something pregnant women
01:24:43could wear and feel proud of. So, when your grandma told me that you delivered right after
01:24:50the show, I had to come and pay the young mama a visit and give you this. I want you to take
01:25:01the next few months some much-deserved rest at home with your babies, and then I want
01:25:07you to call and work for me. Wait, you really mean it? Absolutely. I want you to design a
01:25:15maternity line for the House of Leung, if you're interested. She's interested. Great. I look
01:25:25forward to hearing her and Kelsey. Thank you. Oh, my God. Hey, dude and gal. Looks like
01:25:38mommy's going to be a big fashion designer, just like I always knew. But there's one thing
01:25:43she needs to do first. Congratulations, Isabella. The next name that I'm going to read makes
01:25:58me very proud. Kelsey Elizabeth Barrington. Congratulations.
01:26:13There you go. Dude, I found it. It was in your old bedroom. Oh, my God. Dude, I owe you.
01:26:25I love you, baby. I'm so proud of you.
01:26:39Benjamin Lawrence Lawson. Come to the stage. But I didn't finish my degree. Grandma works
01:26:48in mysterious ways. I heard she even breaks the rules sometimes.
01:26:52All right, Benjamin. You may have to finish a few classes during the summer, but I wanted
01:27:08you to have this moment. Thank you. Grandma. Just call me Grandma. And hurry up and marry
01:27:18my granddaughter, will you?
01:27:20you.
01:27:21You are not graduating. You can't do this.
01:27:29Oh, yes. I think I can.
01:27:31Brisson to chapter 32, section B, row 2. Plagiarism can not only result in the failure of a class,
01:27:43but also expulsion or suspension to the dean's discretion. Basically, if you fuck around, you
01:27:49find out. Thank you, Hunter. So this dean has decided that you are not going to get a degree
01:28:05from this college. And that brings us to the 2024-2025 closing of the academic year. Congratulations.
01:28:20You are all graduates of Claremore College. Except for Skye. Except Skye. Congratulations.
01:28:31You are all graduates of Claremore College.
01:28:41Hey, Mom. Where are the...
01:28:47Kelsey, I know getting pregnant and marrying me was not a part of the plan.
01:28:52And it has not been easy. And there's been a lot of ups and downs.
01:29:01Yes, yes, don't make me.
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