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Straight A Pregnancy Hd
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00:00:00No big deal, Kelsey. You just might be carrying Ben Lawson's baby.
00:00:18Yeah, I'm out of here. Kelsey, come on! We haven't been to a real party before.
00:00:23I think these guys are gross.
00:00:25So? Yeah. Here to meet the love of your life.
00:00:28Just the love of your night. Yeah. No.
00:00:40Oh my god. Ben Lawson.
00:00:43Claremore College's resident party boy. Fuck boy. Whatever you want to call him.
00:00:47Good for a good time, not a long time.
00:00:50Makes up for it by being extremely hot.
00:00:53Way to go, loser.
00:00:58Oh my god, I'm so sorry.
00:01:02I think I wasn't wearing a shirt, right?
00:01:05Aww. Ben! You're soaked. Let me help.
00:01:10And that's Skye. Ben's on again, mostly off again X.
00:01:14Let me help.
00:01:16Bye.
00:01:17I'm gonna go dry off. It's fine.
00:01:22I didn't know we were having a wet t-shirt contest.
00:01:26Not that you'd win anyway.
00:01:28Actually, it's not a contest.
00:01:33Come with me and let's get you some dry clothes.
00:01:36Who was that girl?
00:01:38She's in my classes. Major weirdo.
00:01:42Well, Ben seems pretty into her.
00:01:46Weird.
00:01:47She's definitely gonna be a bit big on you.
00:01:49Kelsey.
00:01:57Have we met before, Kelsey?
00:02:00Probably not. I mean...
00:02:03I've never actually been to a frat party before.
00:02:10Okay.
00:02:11You can turn around.
00:02:16Well, um...
00:02:17I'm so glad we met.
00:02:19Because I happen to be an expert at frat party.
00:02:22Oh!
00:02:27Oh!
00:02:28We're pink!
00:02:29That's...
00:02:38Oh!
00:02:39Oh!
00:02:40Oh!
00:02:41Oh!
00:02:42Oh!
00:02:43Oh!
00:02:44Oh!
00:02:45Oh!
00:02:46Oh!
00:02:47Oh!
00:02:48Oh!
00:02:49Oh!
00:02:50Oh!
00:02:53Oh!
00:02:54Oh!
00:02:55Oh!
00:02:57Oh!
00:02:58Oh!
00:02:59Oh, oh!
00:03:02Oh, oh, oh...
00:03:03Oh!
00:03:06Oh!
00:03:07Oh!
00:03:09Oh, oh!
00:03:10Oh!
00:03:11Oh!
00:03:13Oh.
00:03:15Oh!
00:03:16Oh!
00:03:17It's cool.
00:03:18You're in a fashion.
00:03:19but what is that
00:03:23those are my grandma's rules
00:03:28and she's actually like the one who got me into Claremore
00:03:32and she's kind of um
00:03:34strict
00:03:38but um I've decided to stop caring what she thinks of me
00:03:44so how's that going for you so far?
00:03:46I don't know I kind of uh like breaking the rules
00:03:49me too
00:03:50wait I've never done a one night stand before
00:04:06is this a one night stand?
00:04:09I mean you are like the king of hookups
00:04:12I have been told I happen to be very very good at hookups
00:04:17that really happened
00:04:32man it's over
00:04:50he's gone
00:04:51and I'll probably never see him
00:04:53well so much for that
00:05:16now the hard part
00:05:20how do I tell Ben Lawson that he is having a baby?
00:05:25can't you just text him?
00:05:27mmm yeah I don't really think he wants me to text him
00:05:30or talk to him for that matter
00:05:33ever again
00:05:35oh sir Ben back from another noble conquest I presume
00:05:56bro don't call it that
00:05:58and why not good sir
00:06:00did thou not ravish thine lady?
00:06:03no I mean yeah but
00:06:05I don't know man I kind of felt like more than that this time
00:06:07dude you can't be serious
00:06:10um all right rule one
00:06:17never leave a fellow sigma behind
00:06:19rule two
00:06:21say yes to trouble
00:06:23and rule three
00:06:25don't catch feelings
00:06:28yeah
00:06:28dude
00:06:34dude
00:06:36it's for your own good
00:06:37dude what are you doing?
00:06:43hunter
00:06:44bro
00:06:45match after match
00:06:48what are you doing?
00:06:49knock it off
00:06:49give it back
00:06:50I told you bro
00:06:51plenty of fish in the sea
00:06:53I'm sure there's an explanation for it
00:06:58Ben was totally smitten with you
00:07:00okay don't freak out
00:07:07but I just matched with Ben
00:07:09but I just matched with Ben
00:07:14wow
00:07:18you know what I knew he was a player
00:07:20but this is like next level
00:07:22it hasn't even been an hour since he left
00:07:24Mary
00:07:28right
00:07:30sorry
00:07:31I'm matching with him
00:07:33right now
00:07:34oh my god wait that asshole just texted me
00:07:44sorry about earlier
00:07:46sorry about earlier I had fun last night
00:07:47would love to hang out again sometime with a smiley face emoji
00:07:51what a player
00:07:54maybe he means it
00:07:56yeah right do you really think he means it if he's messing around on the apps
00:08:00maybe he matched me by mistake
00:08:02or
00:08:04maybe you're not exclusive
00:08:06so
00:08:09you don't think it's gross
00:08:11to sleep with someone
00:08:13leave
00:08:14match with their best friend on some app
00:08:17and then
00:08:18pretend that he wants to hang out with her again
00:08:20yes
00:08:22no
00:08:25wait can you repeat the question
00:08:29this is super confusing
00:08:32no you're right
00:08:37you should stick to what you're good at
00:08:39hooking up
00:08:40that's all it ever was
00:08:41and that's all it ever will be
00:08:43have a nice life
00:08:44what does that mean
00:09:10why won't it send
00:09:12I think it means your baby daddy blocked you
00:09:16I think it means your baby daddy blocked you
00:09:22what the hell
00:09:23what do I do now
00:09:26gotta do it the old-fashioned way
00:09:28stalk him
00:09:30until you can confront him
00:09:32IRL
00:09:42I think it means your baby baby
00:09:44I think it means your baby baby
00:09:45I think it means your baby baby
00:09:46I think it means your baby baby baby
00:09:47WOOOOOO!
00:10:10Ben, I um...
00:10:12I'm gonna catch you all easy.
00:10:17Why can't I stop puking?
00:10:23Because you're super pregnant, girl.
00:10:27I can't take this anymore.
00:10:38Ben Lawson!
00:10:39Why do you keep avoiding me?
00:10:47Don't you know who you are?
00:10:48You can't hit it.
00:10:49No.
00:10:50It's not avoiding someone if they text you to have a nice light.
00:10:52Okay, well, I'm sorry about that, but...
00:10:54I thought it was just a one-night stand.
00:10:55You were?
00:10:56Yeah.
00:10:57That's what people do after a one-night stand.
00:10:58They don't talk to each other anymore.
00:11:01Ben!
00:11:02Shh!
00:11:03No.
00:11:20Political and economic shifts.
00:11:22Um, from ancient civilization to modern...
00:11:28...Fashion has always been...
00:11:29MC Ben Benny Boy lost it.
00:11:33Hunter definitely made this.
00:11:35Who?
00:11:36The guy that I met the night you and Ben...
00:11:39You know.
00:11:40We've actually been hanging out more, and I think...
00:11:43Look, you're missing the point, okay?
00:11:45I mean, this is finally my chance to confront Ben.
00:11:48So you're gonna go?
00:11:50I mean...
00:11:51If I can find something to wear.
00:11:52I mean, my clothes haven't really been fitting recently.
00:11:54Like, you don't.
00:11:58Sorry to interrupt, ladies, but I just wanted to let you know that tonight's party is actually a toga party.
00:12:05That doesn't say it on there.
00:12:08Hunter didn't know how to spell toga, so he just left it off.
00:12:12Maybe I should stop hooking up with him.
00:12:15He really is dumb.
00:12:16So you're not going?
00:12:22Thanks, Scott.
00:12:23That was actually...
00:12:25Very nice of you for once.
00:12:27Don't mention it.
00:12:40This isn't a toga party, is it?
00:12:42What's a toga?
00:12:43I think I'm gonna be sick.
00:12:52Benny?
00:12:53Where have you been?
00:12:59Everyone at the party wants you.
00:13:01Especially me.
00:13:04Scott.
00:13:05I already told you.
00:13:06I don't think we should be together.
00:13:08What about just for tonight?
00:13:11I'm tired of your mind games.
00:13:12You're always planning something.
00:13:14Right now, I'm just planning on kissing you.
00:13:16I'm not gonna be sick.
00:13:17I'm not going to be sick.
00:13:18Kelly.
00:13:22No, I'm going to be sick.
00:13:36Kelsey!
00:13:37Kelsey!
00:13:49Kelsey!
00:13:50Wait!
00:13:50Wow!
00:13:52Ditching me for that loser is like you have feelings for.
00:13:56You know what, Skye?
00:13:57Maybe I do.
00:14:03So?
00:14:04Did you tell him?
00:14:05Hmm.
00:14:06You know, in hindsight, telling someone you're pregnant at a fraternity party?
00:14:09Not such a great idea.
00:14:12You can't keep putting this off, Kelsey.
00:14:15You know, maybe I shouldn't even tell him at all.
00:14:18I mean, it's not like Ben Lawson is going to want to settle down and play house.
00:14:24Hmm.
00:14:25No.
00:14:26You know, if it's up to me, Ben is never going to know about this.
00:14:30Maybe?
00:14:31Oh, this is too good.
00:14:37I can't believe you talked me into this.
00:14:40I think I need a drink.
00:14:41Okay, it's only a matter of time until you start, you know, showing.
00:14:45This could be our last hurrah.
00:14:47Yeah, more like your last hurrah.
00:14:49But, whatever.
00:14:51Ooh, I'm gonna go check out this night.
00:14:54I'm gonna go check out this night.
00:14:59Kelsey!
00:15:01Where's your drink?
00:15:02You can't be caught empty-handed on senior night.
00:15:05Hmm.
00:15:06No.
00:15:07I'm okay, Skye.
00:15:08No!
00:15:09Here!
00:15:10I insist.
00:15:11Yeah, I'm really not in the mood.
00:15:13Oh, come on.
00:15:14It's just one beer.
00:15:15It can't hurt, right?
00:15:17No, Skye.
00:15:18Yo!
00:15:19What's going on?
00:15:20Yeah.
00:15:21Kelsey!
00:15:22Why don't you tell Ben what's going on?
00:15:23Knock it off, Skye.
00:15:24She doesn't have to drink if she doesn't want to.
00:15:25Yeah, you're right.
00:15:26That would probably be bad for the baby.
00:15:27Baby?
00:15:28What baby?
00:15:29What baby?
00:15:30Uh...
00:15:31Uh...
00:15:32Uh...
00:15:33Uh...
00:15:34Uh...
00:15:35Uh...
00:15:36Uh...
00:15:37Uh...
00:15:38Uh...
00:15:39Uh...
00:15:40Uh...
00:15:41Uh...
00:15:42Uh...
00:15:43Uh...
00:15:44Uh...
00:15:45Uh...
00:15:46Uh...
00:15:47Uh...
00:15:48Kelsey, what baby?
00:15:49Uh...
00:15:50Come on.
00:15:51Uh...
00:15:52Uh...
00:15:53Uh...
00:15:54Awkward.
00:15:55Yeah, for you.
00:15:56Why would you do that to her?
00:15:58You really are a heartless bitch.
00:16:00But...
00:16:01I...
00:16:02I don't want to see you around Kelsey.
00:16:03Or me.
00:16:04Ever.
00:16:07Looks like your day's parting at Sigma House are over.
00:16:16Mary, I just want to be alone right now, okay?
00:16:21Please!
00:16:30It's the baby mine.
00:16:32Kelsey, it's the baby mine.
00:16:33Kelsey!
00:16:34Would it matter if it was?
00:16:38Would it matter if it was?
00:16:40Of course it would matter if it was mine!
00:16:42Because you're...
00:16:45What?
00:16:46You!
00:16:47You're Ben Lawson!
00:16:48You're like the king of hookups!
00:16:50The prince of partying!
00:16:51The sultan of sex!
00:16:52The sultan of sex!
00:16:53Yeah, I'm...
00:16:54I'm just...
00:16:56I mean...
00:16:58I don't do one night stands.
00:16:59You do.
00:17:00With you!
00:17:01And only you!
00:17:02So...
00:17:04Yeah, the baby's yours, Ben!
00:17:07I don't sleep around, okay?
00:17:09And when I do, the one time that I do, I don't pretend that it doesn't mean anything!
00:17:15Hold on.
00:17:17I never said that.
00:17:18You said that.
00:17:19You literally matched with my best friend on some dating app as soon as you left here,
00:17:23and you're still messing around with Skye!
00:17:25Not on any apps.
00:17:26And about Skye...
00:17:27Look, Ben, it doesn't even matter.
00:17:28You can do whatever it is that you want to do, okay?
00:17:31But I'm keeping this baby whether you like it or not.
00:17:34I mean, my mom was a single mom and I turned out fine.
00:17:39I mean, I'm 21 and pregnant.
00:17:41Like, super broke.
00:17:42But I'm fine!
00:17:43I want to be a part of this baby's life.
00:17:45Look, I know you...
00:17:46But you do.
00:17:49Yes.
00:17:50More than anything.
00:17:51My mom was alone.
00:17:53My dad was never around.
00:17:55I promised myself that if I ever had kids, I'd do anything for them.
00:17:59Well...
00:18:00What about Sigma and all of your friends and...
00:18:04Skye?
00:18:05I don't care about that anymore.
00:18:07You know, someone wise recently inspired me.
00:18:11Stop thinking about what everyone thinks.
00:18:14Just live my life for myself.
00:18:17I know what it's like to go through life alone.
00:18:22All in goes.
00:18:24You like me.
00:18:30Just...
00:18:37Grandma?
00:18:38I know your little secret.
00:18:44I know your little secret.
00:18:47You broke one of my rules, Kelsey Barrington.
00:18:51I don't know what you're talking about.
00:18:53I think you do.
00:18:55I want you in my office first thing tomorrow morning.
00:19:02Wow, she just hung up on me.
00:19:03Who was that?
00:19:05That was my grandma.
00:19:08The one who made the rules.
00:19:11The whole reason the rules exist is because...
00:19:13My mom got pregnant with me in college.
00:19:18And she had to drop out and raise me all by herself.
00:19:23Alone.
00:19:25My grandma didn't want that to happen to me, so...
00:19:28Now it has.
00:19:31But...
00:19:32You're not alone.
00:19:34I'm right here.
00:19:35You're not here for me.
00:19:36We're not together.
00:19:40Remember how you said how hard it is to go through life alone?
00:19:44Yeah...
00:19:46Ben Lawson?
00:19:49I want you to be my boyfriend.
00:19:54Well...
00:19:55Like...
00:19:56My fake boyfriend.
00:19:58What?
00:20:00Okay, look.
00:20:01My grandma might know about the baby.
00:20:02But she doesn't know about you or us.
00:20:04And if she thinks that we are in a responsible and committed relationship,
00:20:08she just might let me stay in school.
00:20:10Graduate or...
00:20:12You know.
00:20:13Like, live.
00:20:15Okay, but a fake relationship?
00:20:18Okay, well I wouldn't expect you to actually date me.
00:20:20You can still go off and...
00:20:23Sleep around.
00:20:24Do whatever you want to do, okay?
00:20:26But...
00:20:28I mean...
00:20:29If Skye thought we were dating, then she might leave you alone.
00:20:32I mean, if that's what you want.
00:20:34Okay...
00:20:36Hear me out.
00:20:39Or we could...
00:20:41I don't know...
00:20:42Actually date.
00:20:44You know...
00:20:46Like...
00:20:47Make this work for the baby.
00:20:49I don't want to be your pity girlfriend, Ben.
00:20:53Look, I don't want to be Skye or another one of your friends.
00:20:55Or another one of your fangirls.
00:21:00I just want to survive some new year.
00:21:05So...
00:21:07What do you say?
00:21:12Okay...
00:21:14Let's do this.
00:21:15But...
00:21:16Shouldn't we get to know each other a little bit better?
00:21:20Just so...
00:21:21People don't get suspicious.
00:21:23I like your thinking, Wilson.
00:21:29Welcome...
00:21:31To...
00:21:32Ben...
00:21:34And...
00:21:35Kelsey...
00:21:36101.
00:21:37Alright...
00:21:39Time to hit the books!
00:21:49Okay...
00:21:50What is my dog's name?
00:21:52Sir...
00:21:53Fluffington...
00:21:54No, wait.
00:21:55Wrong!
00:21:56Sir Douglas McFluffington...
00:21:57Okay...
00:21:59Okay...
00:22:00Okay...
00:22:01What's the name of my cat?
00:22:02Easy...
00:22:03Hannah...
00:22:05And...
00:22:06What kind of crazy person...
00:22:07Has a human name of a pet name?
00:22:10Okay...
00:22:11Because Sir Douglas Fluffington the third is so much better!
00:22:15Hmm...
00:22:16Okay...
00:22:17What do I want to be when I grow up?
00:22:19Another easy one...
00:22:20You want to be a fashion designer...
00:22:22Hmm...
00:22:23I hate to break it to you...
00:22:24You are a grown up...
00:22:25I'm having a kid soon...
00:22:26Shhh...
00:22:27Shhh...
00:22:28What do you wanna...
00:22:30What do you wanna be when you grow up?
00:22:32I am also having a kid soon...
00:22:34It's kinda funny how that works...
00:22:36No...
00:22:37Like...
00:22:38What do you wanna be when you grow up?
00:22:41I don't know, actually...
00:22:43Wait...
00:22:44So you're...
00:22:45A senior in college and you haven't thought about the future?
00:22:50Honestly...
00:22:53I didn't think I was gonna make it this far...
00:22:56I was never really good at school...
00:22:58And...
00:23:00Wait...
00:23:02A dad...
00:23:04Always wanted to be a dad...
00:23:06Looks like my dreams are coming true...
00:23:11Okay...
00:23:12The most important question...
00:23:16Where did we meet?
00:23:17Uh...
00:23:18A frat party?
00:23:19No...
00:23:20Not IRL...
00:23:21Like...
00:23:22Our backstory...
00:23:23Our fake backstory...
00:23:24Um...
00:23:25I was walking through Douglas McFluffington...
00:23:26The 6th at the park...
00:23:27There's a 6th one?!
00:23:28Fake backstory...
00:23:29Remember...
00:23:31Keep up Kels...
00:23:32Sorry...
00:23:33What's wrong?
00:23:34What's wrong?
00:23:35Is it the baby?
00:23:36No...
00:23:37I'm late for my meeting with my grandma...
00:23:39No...
00:23:40I'm late for my meeting with my grandma...
00:23:41No Ben...
00:23:42That's really cute...
00:23:43You know...
00:23:44The modesty thing and everything...
00:23:45But I mean...
00:23:46We've slept together...
00:23:47And we're kind of having a baby...
00:23:48So...
00:23:49I mean...
00:23:50There's...
00:23:51Kind of no need...
00:23:52Yeah...
00:23:53What?
00:23:54Shit...
00:23:55I didn't bring a change of clothes...
00:23:56I didn't think I was gonna spend the night...
00:23:57Yeah...
00:23:58Alright...
00:23:59Well...
00:24:00I'm gonna go home and change...
00:24:01I'll catch up with you later...
00:24:02You will?
00:24:03Oh, shit, I didn't bring a change of clothes.
00:24:21I didn't think I was going to spend the night.
00:24:22Yeah.
00:24:23All right, well, I'm going to go home and change.
00:24:25I'll catch up with you later.
00:24:28You will?
00:24:29Yeah, what kind of fake boyfriend do you think I am?
00:24:30Or you could come with me to my meeting with my grandma.
00:24:34I mean, that's what a real fake boyfriend would do.
00:24:38Okay, yeah.
00:24:40But you should, um, put a shirt on.
00:24:46Right.
00:24:52Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:24:55You're meeting your grandma here?
00:24:58Yeah, yeah, she works here.
00:25:00Your grandmother is Dean Varrington?
00:25:03The head of the entire school?
00:25:05Uh, duh.
00:25:06You didn't think to tell me that?
00:25:07After we started each other's entire lives last night?
00:25:10Ben, you know my last name.
00:25:12And I told you that my grandma works for Claremore.
00:25:14Yeah, that could literally mean anything.
00:25:17I can't believe you didn't put two and two together.
00:25:19Uh...
00:25:20Okay, I'm really late.
00:25:23Are you coming?
00:25:24Are you coming?
00:25:24Are you coming?
00:25:24Are you coming?
00:25:26Are you coming?
00:25:26Are you coming?
00:25:26Are you coming?
00:25:26Are you coming?
00:25:26Are you coming?
00:25:27Are you coming?
00:25:28Are you coming?
00:25:28Are you coming?
00:25:28Are you coming?
00:25:30I'm sure you know why I called you in today.
00:25:37Well, Grandma, I...
00:25:40Sorry, I'm late.
00:25:45And who in God's green earth is this?
00:25:48Well, Grandma, this is...
00:25:50I am Kelsey's boyfriend, Ben.
00:25:53I've heard so many nice things about you.
00:26:01So good to meet you.
00:26:02Have you?
00:26:03Of course.
00:26:05I know who you are, Mr. Lawson.
00:26:09Academic probation, suspension.
00:26:11Uh, yeah, that incident at the Sigma house, the hamster, total misunderstanding.
00:26:17You might know, Dean Barrington, that my grades this last semester actually earned me the title of most improved on the academic honor roll.
00:26:25Well, Grandma, whatever you have to tell me, you can say in front of Ben, you can say in front of Ben, you can say in front of Ben.
00:26:38Yeah.
00:26:39Very well.
00:26:41Kelsey, as you know, I must hold you to the highest academic and professional standards because you represent me.
00:26:50And thus, Claremore College.
00:26:55Lest you forget, I helped you get into Claremore.
00:26:59I know I'm strict with you.
00:27:03But according to this video, you've broken one of my cardinal rules.
00:27:12Uh, I can actually explain what's going on in that video for you.
00:27:17Ooh, that's cold.
00:27:20Hashtag justice for beer, girl.
00:27:23Now, who would waste a perfectly good beer like that?
00:27:27That's a house of Liang talk.
00:27:29If it were me, I'd be suing the girl who paid a beer on my designer dress.
00:27:33Even if it was last season.
00:27:36Rule number two.
00:27:38Stay out of trouble.
00:27:39Does this look like you're staying out of trouble?
00:27:44So, she doesn't know that I'm pregnant.
00:27:46Well, young lady.
00:27:52That's actually my ex-girlfriend in that video.
00:27:55And I told her to stay away from Kelsey, but she never listens.
00:27:59Everything you saw in that video is all my fault.
00:28:02That may be.
00:28:03But Kelsey knows better than to get involved with drama like this.
00:28:08If you don't clean up your act, I will not be able to let you take part in the senior fashion show.
00:28:15Grandma, the whole reason that I wanted to go to Claremore was for the fashion show.
00:28:21I mean, it could completely make or break my career.
00:28:23Marissa Leung from House of Leung is going to be there.
00:28:26And you know it's my dream to work for her.
00:28:28I cannot allow anything that would tarnish the reputation of this university and mine.
00:28:36Rules are rules.
00:28:39Don't break them and this won't be an issue.
00:28:41Thank you, Dean Barrington. It's so good to meet you.
00:28:51Actually, Mr. Lawson, why don't you stay behind while we have a little chat?
00:28:58Kelsey, please close the door behind you.
00:29:00Oh, crap. What if he slips up and tells her about the baby?
00:29:14So let's cut to the chase, shall we, Mr. Lawson?
00:29:18What are your intentions with my granddaughter?
00:29:20I'm not really sure what you mean.
00:29:22Well, I hope you're not dating her for her money.
00:29:24She doesn't have any.
00:29:25Her mother was disowned from the Barrington family fortune years ago.
00:29:32Kelsey is here on a financial aid provided by my office.
00:29:38Hence, the need for her to apply the rules.
00:29:41I can assure you I was completely unaware of any family fortune.
00:29:46My sources tell me that you can date and have nearly every girl in this school.
00:29:53So why my granddaughter?
00:29:55With all due respect, Dean Barrington, are you being serious?
00:30:01I haven't known Kelsey for a very long time.
00:30:03This is all really new to me.
00:30:06I know my reputation still precedes me for being a guy, you know, who doesn't, like, settle down.
00:30:10But, um, I'm starting to believe I'm not the right guy for Kelsey.
00:30:16I'm sure you're not.
00:30:19But I would sure be damned if I didn't try to be.
00:30:22Kelsey, man, she's, she's brilliant.
00:30:26Like, I love the way her mind works, her, her designs, her style.
00:30:32She just knows exactly what she wants for herself.
00:30:35There's not only one reason, Dean Barrington.
00:30:37It's everything.
00:30:38Very well.
00:30:41You're dismissed.
00:30:45I'll be watching you.
00:30:48I have eyes everywhere.
00:30:50I have.
00:31:00That was incredible.
00:31:01I totally believed all of it.
00:31:02Believed what?
00:31:03The act, what you said, all those things you love about me.
00:31:06Yeah, right.
00:31:08As a reward for an award-winning performance, I have a surprise for you.
00:31:12Surprise?
00:31:13Mm-hmm.
00:31:17So, this is the surprise?
00:31:20Is everything okay with the baby?
00:31:23I'm sorry to keep you two waiting.
00:31:25My last appointment ran over.
00:31:27Mr. and Mrs.
00:31:29No, we're not married.
00:31:30I'm Kelsey, and this is, uh, my boyfriend, Ben.
00:31:34Yum, love.
00:31:35Well, you two, are you ready to see your baby?
00:31:39Right now?
00:31:56Ben, are you crying?
00:31:59It's not unusual for fathers to become emotional.
00:32:03No, I know.
00:32:04It's just, that's, like, really sweet.
00:32:11And that is your baby's heartbeat.
00:32:17Wow, no way.
00:32:18Would you like to know if you have a little baby boy or a little baby girl?
00:32:27I think we want it to be a surprise.
00:32:29Then we're all set.
00:32:31We keep you posted on the results of your blood work.
00:32:35I'm sure you two are going to be great parents.
00:32:38It's rare to see two parents as a love with the two of you.
00:32:41Well, um, this is me.
00:32:53Um, I'll call you for the next appointment.
00:32:56Should be in about a month.
00:32:58But there's no reason for us to hang out or anything unless something goes wrong.
00:33:01Wait, we can't just not hang out if we're dating.
00:33:10Fake dating, Ben.
00:33:11Yeah, but it's gotta look real.
00:33:15Grandma told me she has, like, eyes all over this place.
00:33:19I mean, I guess that's true.
00:33:21After all, you are my fake girlfriend.
00:33:24So I should at least be a good fake boyfriend.
00:33:27I'm going to take you on a few fake dates.
00:33:30What do you think?
00:33:30What kind of fake dates?
00:33:36I don't know.
00:33:36Just, like, do the stuff in the movies that people don't really do in real life.
00:33:41Sure.
00:33:41I mean, what kind of fake girlfriend would I be if I said no?
00:33:44I don't know.
00:34:14You are cordially invited to a bespoke dinner with a brother of the Sigma fraternity at 7pm.
00:34:29Formal, entire, encouraged.
00:34:35Ugh, I only have an hour to get ready?
00:34:38I don't even know if my dresses fit me anymore.
00:34:44Ah, our special guest for the evening.
00:34:54Welcome in, madame.
00:34:59Right this way.
00:35:00You did this all for me?
00:35:20You did this all for me?
00:35:22You're my girlfriend.
00:35:23I mean, my fake girlfriend.
00:35:25I know we've been saving for the baby.
00:35:27I couldn't really afford to take you to a nice restaurant, so I thought I'd make one.
00:35:33That's, like, the nicest thing anyone has ever done for me.
00:35:37Don't thank me yet.
00:35:39Okay.
00:35:39Good evening, gentleman and gentlewoman.
00:35:44May I interest you in tonight's special?
00:35:46It's also our only thing on our very limited head.
00:35:50Or two specials, please.
00:35:52Got you.
00:35:55Two of our finest instant ramens on the house.
00:36:00Bon appetit, lovebirds.
00:36:01Thank you, sir.
00:36:02Thanks.
00:36:05Sorry, we're kind of on a budget right now.
00:36:08No, this is perfect.
00:36:10I love it.
00:36:21Ooh, let's dance.
00:36:24Ooh.
00:36:26I don't know.
00:36:27Why not?
00:36:27Well, I wasn't exactly the most graceful before the pregnancy, and, you know, like, my feet
00:36:34are swollen, and I just fell off balance, and, you know, like, warm all.
00:36:38It counts.
00:36:40You're pregnant.
00:36:42Really?
00:36:46Now have this dance with me.
00:36:47What is it?
00:37:00Nothing.
00:37:01I just...
00:37:04Ow!
00:37:06You okay?
00:37:09What's wrong?
00:37:11Yeah, the baby just, like, kicked.
00:37:15You want to feel it?
00:37:16Yeah.
00:37:17I don't feel any good.
00:37:27Oh, my God, wow!
00:37:30That's amazing!
00:37:32Kelsey, you're amazing.
00:37:35You're pretty by yourself.
00:37:37Wait, I, um...
00:37:39I thought this was supposed to be fake.
00:37:43It doesn't feel fake, does it?
00:37:45No, it doesn't.
00:37:46Oh, my God, it doesn't fool.
00:37:50Oh, my God.
00:37:51I have no idea.
00:38:08I haven't scored right now.
00:38:10Wait, wait, what? Should we be doing this? Can't this hurt the baby?
00:38:20Aww Ben, that's so sweet. But no, it won't hurt the baby. Are you sure? Positive.
00:38:40Breakfast is served. Something wrong?
00:38:52No, I just... I thought you left again.
00:38:59What? No. First of all, I wouldn't do that. Second of all, this is my room. I don't have many other places to go.
00:39:10Yeah, I know, I just... I panicked.
00:39:17I'm not going anywhere. But I am gonna steal some of these eggs from you.
00:39:27So, um, should we like, talk about last night?
00:39:35What about it?
00:39:37Kelsey? This is Dr. Gordon.
00:39:42Hi. Is everything okay?
00:39:45It's more than okay. I just wanted to let you know that your blood work came back.
00:39:50Well, Kelsey, you're having twins.
00:39:56You're having twins.
00:39:58Two babies.
00:40:01Kelsey?
00:40:03Are you there?
00:40:05Hello?
00:40:07Yeah, sorry. Kelsey's a bit shook up right now.
00:40:10Are you sure?
00:40:11Positive.
00:40:13It's very common, actually.
00:40:15One heartbeat, mask the other.
00:40:16Mask the other.
00:40:17But there's two of them in there.
00:40:19No doubt about it.
00:40:21Thanks.
00:40:22You're welcome.
00:40:26Okay.
00:40:27Don't panic.
00:40:29Nothing's changed. Just...
00:40:31Double?
00:40:32Double of everything?
00:40:34I'm gonna be huge!
00:40:36Oh my god, how am I gonna hide this from my grandma?
00:40:39She was gonna find out eventually.
00:40:41So, let's just wait until the babies are here and then we can figure out a way to break it to her.
00:40:47I can't believe this. I mean, I'm 21. I can't, I can't have two babies.
00:40:51You're not alone.
00:40:54You're not alone.
00:40:57I'm here.
00:40:59I mean, single, but unmarried.
00:41:02We're not married yet.
00:41:04But...
00:41:06That what?
00:41:07I can't really put it into words.
00:41:09Let's need to show you.
00:41:10Okay, remember how you told me you were so afraid of breaking your grandma's rules?
00:41:22Yeah.
00:41:23Well, I used to be afraid of breaking the rules too.
00:41:27I was so afraid of what people would think of me if I wasn't this crazy fun party guy that everyone expected me to be.
00:41:33But then I met you.
00:41:34You just had this energy about you that I was so drawn to from the moment you crashed into me.
00:41:46Then I heard you thought I was just a one-night stand.
00:41:49That's because you left.
00:41:51I left because I thought that's what you wanted.
00:41:54I was sending you messages, but you never reached back out. You were just so mad at me.
00:41:58Ben, you matched with my best friend on some app. What girl wouldn't be mad?
00:42:05No, I didn't.
00:42:07Oh my god.
00:42:09That was Hunter messing around on my phone.
00:42:12I swear I deleted everything as soon as he did that.
00:42:15I figured if I couldn't have you, I would just cruise through senior year doing the same shit I've been doing.
00:42:21But I don't really want that anymore.
00:42:27I want you.
00:42:29Okay.
00:42:31What do we do now then?
00:42:32I would like to ask you to be my girlfriend.
00:42:36My real girlfriend.
00:42:41Yeah, it's called a toga.
00:42:43It's super breathable.
00:42:45For like, you know, down there.
00:42:47I love this song.
00:42:49You wanna dance?
00:42:50Uh, no, I'm okay.
00:42:52Come on.
00:42:54No, I'm seriously, I'm like waiting for someone.
00:42:57Well, I'm here.
00:42:58And he's not.
00:43:00Finders keepers, am I right?
00:43:01That rule only applies to objects, not people.
00:43:04Come on.
00:43:05Come on.
00:43:06Hey.
00:43:07My core.
00:43:09Why should I?
00:43:11Because you said so?
00:43:13And this.
00:43:14Ugh.
00:43:16Ugh.
00:43:18And this.
00:43:20Ugh.
00:43:21Ugh.
00:43:22What the fuck?
00:43:24Whatever, man.
00:43:28You okay?
00:43:30Yeah, I just...
00:43:32I didn't know you could do that.
00:43:34There's a lot of things you didn't know I could do Kelly Barrington.
00:43:36All right, listen up, you bunch of degenerates.
00:43:37Y'all come to my house every week and party, and drink my booze, throw up in my toilets.
00:43:54Just indulge me for one moment, please.
00:43:59Thanks, dude.
00:44:01What are you wearing?
00:44:02It's called a night.
00:44:03Nevermind.
00:44:04Just a second.
00:44:07Ugh.
00:44:10All right.
00:44:11I'd like to dedicate this song to my girlfriend, Kelsey Barrington.
00:44:14I'm sorry.
00:44:15I'll just hang in.
00:44:16I'm sorry.
00:44:17I'm sorry.
00:44:18I'm sorry.
00:44:19I'm sorry.
00:44:20I'm sorry.
00:44:21Yeah, okay.
00:44:23Yeah.
00:44:25I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
00:44:26No, I'm sorry.
00:44:27Yay!
00:44:28No, I'm sorry.
00:44:29I'm sorry.
00:44:30I'm sorry.
00:44:32I was sorry.
00:44:33I'm sorry.
00:44:34I was missing like a solo song.
00:44:36I know.
00:44:37It's like a loads of zombies.
00:44:38Can we get some real music back in here?
00:44:56Wait, you're not even supposed to be here.
00:44:58Ben banned you.
00:44:59He didn't mean it, right Ben?
00:45:01Yeah, I meant it.
00:45:08Oh my god, I'm so sorry, Dean Barrington.
00:45:21It's alright, Mary.
00:45:23Just try not to walk and text at the same time, alright?
00:45:26Copy that.
00:45:27I was actually talking to Kelsey.
00:45:30Congratulations.
00:45:31What exactly?
00:45:33You're going to be a great grandma, duh!
00:45:36To twins.
00:45:38Not that you look like a great grandma or anything.
00:45:41Definitely a Gigi Milf.
00:45:43A great grandma I'd like to, you know.
00:45:45Right.
00:45:46And Kelsey told you there's good news?
00:45:50Yeah, she's not going to tell her family without telling me.
00:45:54Indeed.
00:45:55Will you please excuse me?
00:45:57Bye, Gigi Ma.
00:46:01Twins?
00:46:02That's definitely against the rules.
00:46:08Okay, you ready?
00:46:12Almost.
00:46:13Trying to zip up my pants.
00:46:15I think I'm starting to get a dad bod.
00:46:17Okay, well, hurry up.
00:46:18My grandma doesn't like it when I'm late.
00:46:19Well, she wouldn't really like it that I'm pregnant, but tonight is not the night that
00:46:23she's finding out about that.
00:46:24Hopefully.
00:46:24Okay, stud, go off.
00:46:31Why, thank you.
00:46:32I'm wearing a Barrington Original jacket.
00:46:35House of Long pants with Fruit of the Blue underwear.
00:46:41Okay, this is like a really big deal, okay?
00:46:44My grandmother never lets anyone come over for Christmas dinner except my mom and I.
00:46:48And that wasn't even until I was, like, 15.
00:46:55Well, I'm so honored.
00:46:59Um, I have to run back to the house.
00:47:01I'm going to have to meet you there, okay?
00:47:03Don't go staying under any mistletoe without me.
00:47:08That was weird.
00:47:09You got this, Ben.
00:47:23All you gotta do is ask.
00:47:26The rest is up to her.
00:47:28Or she could say his no, right?
00:47:34There you are.
00:47:36I've been looking all over for you.
00:47:37Skye, I don't have time for this.
00:47:39I'm on my way to see Kelsey right now.
00:47:41I want to keep you, but I just thought you should know.
00:47:50You've got more than one baby mama.
00:47:52That's not even possible.
00:47:53Do the math, dummy.
00:47:55We last rubbed elbows right before you met Kelsey.
00:47:59I'm about as far along as she is.
00:48:01You're not even showing.
00:48:02Because I'm genetically gifted.
00:48:04Our baby is going to be so hot.
00:48:07Much hotter than Kelsey's.
00:48:10No.
00:48:10It's just not one of your stupid tricks.
00:48:14Believe what you want, Popa.
00:48:15But this baby is yours.
00:48:18So what are you going to do about it?
00:48:19I'm so glad that you were able to join us, Sandra, darling.
00:48:29Mom, I wouldn't miss Christmas for anything in the world.
00:48:32You know that.
00:48:33But also, where's this new vogue of yours, Kels?
00:48:37Yes, Kelsey.
00:48:38Is he even going to show?
00:48:39I'm so sorry I'm late.
00:48:47So kind of you to join us, Benjamin.
00:48:50I'm sorry, Dean.
00:48:52Oh my goodness.
00:48:55I'm so sorry.
00:48:56You must be Kelsey's mother.
00:48:57It's so nice to meet you.
00:48:59Wow.
00:49:00You guys look a lot alike.
00:49:01Thank you, but flattery will get you nowhere with me.
00:49:06Just kidding.
00:49:08Just kidding.
00:49:10Actually, flattery will get you very far with me.
00:49:13Especially from such a good-looking young man as yourself.
00:49:16Oh, no.
00:49:17Mom.
00:49:18Right.
00:49:19Best behavior.
00:49:20So, uh, what happened?
00:49:27I'm like, and don't lie to me.
00:49:30Tell you later.
00:49:31Okay.
00:49:39Sorry, I came from a, uh, quick study session.
00:49:43Um, is it okay if I use restroom?
00:49:45Of course.
00:49:50A ring?
00:49:58So, Kelsey.
00:50:00I happened to run into, uh, your little friend.
00:50:03Uh, rather she ran into me, um, Mary.
00:50:07Oh.
00:50:08Yeah.
00:50:09I haven't really seen her in a long time, you know.
00:50:12Exams.
00:50:14That explains why she was so eager to chat with me.
00:50:18Such a talkative girl.
00:50:20Sorry, guys.
00:50:23What did I miss?
00:50:24I was just telling Kelsey how I had run into her friend, Mary, um, the other day.
00:50:30And, um, she is such a talkative girl.
00:50:34But, uh, she had some very strange news.
00:50:38Yeah, did she get her MCAT results back?
00:50:40I was like, I could never be a doctor on this, Marley.
00:50:46Well, you should get over your squeamishness before you become a father, Mr. Lawson.
00:50:51Mom, come on.
00:50:56Don't pressure them into starting a family yet.
00:50:59They're not even married, much less engaged.
00:51:01Take it from me, kids.
00:51:03Do not get pregnant until you're truly ready.
00:51:06Sage advice.
00:51:07It's a shame that, uh, they didn't follow it.
00:51:11Or my rules.
00:51:13What are you talking about, Mom?
00:51:16Kelsey, what is she talking about?
00:51:19Mom, I'm...
00:51:20I'm really sorry.
00:51:22I, um...
00:51:22We didn't plan it, obviously.
00:51:25It was, it was an accident.
00:51:26Um...
00:51:27A happy accident.
00:51:32Couldn't have been any happier.
00:51:35Not only is she pregnant...
00:51:38But, Kelsey, why don't you tell your mother how many babies you are expecting?
00:51:44Two.
00:51:45What?
00:51:46Two babies.
00:51:47Twins.
00:51:48Two blessings.
00:51:49You're not even taking this seriously at all, are you, young man?
00:51:52Mom.
00:51:52No, I'm serious, Kels.
00:51:54You know how hard it was on me, being pregnant so young.
00:51:57To raise me?
00:51:58Jeez.
00:51:59Wow.
00:52:00I'm sorry, I didn't realize I was such a burden.
00:52:02I am taking this seriously, Ms. Barrington.
00:52:05Then prove it.
00:52:06Prove it to my daughter, because God knows her father sure as hell didn't take it seriously.
00:52:11I'm sorry, how do you want me to prove that to you?
00:52:15I will offer you $100,000 if you got up right now.
00:52:21I will offer you $100,000 to get up, leave, and never talk to my granddaughter again.
00:52:35How does that solve anything?
00:52:37I grew up without a dad, and now you want my kids to grow up without one?
00:52:41No father is better than one that's going to leave later.
00:52:45Your mother and I did just fine with no husbands.
00:52:49Yeah, right, fine.
00:52:51Wait, you have a problem with how I raised you?
00:52:52Yeah.
00:52:53Maybe I do, okay?
00:52:58Maybe it would have been nice to have a father, or just any family at all.
00:53:03Grandma couldn't even look at me until she realized that I was smart enough to get into Claremore.
00:53:08Enough!
00:53:10Let Ben answer.
00:53:12Are you going to get up and leave for the money?
00:53:14No.
00:53:18That's it?
00:53:20I've said no.
00:53:22What else do you want?
00:53:24I don't know.
00:53:27Defend me.
00:53:30Defend yourself.
00:53:32I don't have anything else to say.
00:53:35Are you sure you're going to keep them?
00:53:41Yeah, of course, Mom.
00:53:44Sorry to disappoint you.
00:53:45I'm not mad or disappointed, Kels.
00:53:48I just want it better for you.
00:53:50You know, a fairytale ending, not some guy.
00:53:53Ben is not some guy.
00:53:55He's just, he's got a lot on his mind right now, okay?
00:53:58So, well, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go find him, and we're going to leave.
00:54:10So you'll give me the money?
00:54:11I'll take the $100,000, but you have to agree to my terms, okay?
00:54:30Kelsie's going to stay in school.
00:54:32She gets to participate in the fashion show, and she's going to graduate.
00:54:36You are going to stay out of her way.
00:54:41She's going to live her life by her own rules exactly the way she wants it.
00:54:47Who do I make the check out to?
00:54:48I'm so sorry for everything that happened.
00:54:58It's my fault.
00:55:00No, don't say that.
00:55:01I mean, it was going to come out eventually.
00:55:04What an absolute piece of shit.
00:55:07I wish I could kick his ass.
00:55:09Yeah, me too.
00:55:11But my mom was right.
00:55:14I'd rather have my kids not have a father than one that would just take the money and run.
00:55:18Save it, Hunter.
00:55:22Hey, I'm just here to get the rest of my stuff.
00:55:24Um, okay, but Ben left this for you.
00:55:28What is it?
00:55:29Uh, I'm not sure, to be honest.
00:55:39What's it say?
00:55:41Um, nothing.
00:55:43I, I just want some time alone, so I'll, um, I'll catch you later.
00:55:49Ugh.
00:55:51We knew your best friend was such an asshole.
00:55:53Word.
00:55:54Well, since she asked for some space.
00:55:57You want to go make out?
00:55:59I was never faking it.
00:56:06I'm sorry.
00:56:19Kelsey!
00:56:20There you are.
00:56:23Guess Ben played both of us, huh?
00:56:25Ben never played you.
00:56:28He was being honest.
00:56:30He just didn't want to be with you, Skye.
00:56:32So you're defending him?
00:56:35Even after he left?
00:56:37I heard he took all of his shit overnight.
00:56:40Didn't even say goodbye to Hunter.
00:56:42Look, he has his reasons.
00:56:45I think.
00:56:46Ben is just another deadbeat daddy.
00:56:58Knocking girls up and leaving them with the mess he made.
00:57:00This isn't real.
00:57:07It's very real, Kelsey.
00:57:09Face it.
00:57:10You're not special.
00:57:12You know what?
00:57:13Just stop.
00:57:15You're just another notch on his bedpost.
00:57:18Just.
00:57:19Like.
00:57:20Me.
00:57:37Hey!
00:57:37Okay.
00:57:38I cannot wait to show you everything I got for you.
00:57:41Look at this.
00:57:42Look how cute this is.
00:57:43It's a little changing table.
00:57:44That's the crib.
00:57:46And that's where you're going to put all the little dirty diapers.
00:57:48And then look at all the little stuffed toys.
00:57:51We've got the little clothes here.
00:57:53I cannot wait for you and the babies to move in after graduation, baby girl.
00:57:57I know.
00:57:58I've been hard on you, Kels.
00:58:00But I want you to know I am so proud of all your hard work.
00:58:03Wow, Skye, you look so good for me.
00:58:33You know.
00:58:35For what?
00:58:36For being like six months pregnant.
00:58:39Oh, I'm not pregnant.
00:58:44That was just a lie I told Ben to stop whatever was going on with that loser, Kelsey.
00:58:50Isn't that kind of...
00:58:53Fucked up?
00:58:54Whatever.
00:58:59Ugh.
00:59:01I can't believe that absolute bitch!
00:59:03What are we going to do?
00:59:05What do you mean?
00:59:06We'll have to get Ben and Kelsey back together.
00:59:08Duh.
00:59:10Oh, Ben.
00:59:12I miss that guy.
00:59:13Talked to him since he left?
00:59:15Uh...
00:59:16No.
00:59:19Ugh.
00:59:19Boys are so dumb.
00:59:22Okay.
00:59:22Here's the plan.
00:59:24Have you ever seen the pear trap?
00:59:25Yeah, with Lindsay Lohan and her twin.
00:59:28Yeah, but she's not actually a twin.
00:59:33Never mind.
00:59:34The point is, we have to get them in the same room without them knowing.
00:59:39Oh, okay.
00:59:42I still don't understand.
00:59:43Call Ben.
00:59:47Now.
00:59:48Okay.
00:59:49Where are you going?
00:59:50I have a party to plan.
00:59:55I'm so excited that we're grabbing brunch.
00:59:57It's like old times.
00:59:59Minus the mimosas.
01:00:00I mean, I'm going to have a mimosa, but you should not.
01:00:05I know.
01:00:06I'm really excited that we're hanging out, too.
01:00:08Although, I was thinking I should really get back to work.
01:00:11Girl, you need to relax and let loose a little bit.
01:00:16You're going to be a mommy soon.
01:00:19Speaking of which...
01:00:24Surprise!
01:00:25Surprise!
01:00:25We're at a baby shower.
01:00:38You did this all for me.
01:00:40Well, I've had some help.
01:00:42My baby's having babies.
01:00:46Mom, you didn't have to do that.
01:00:48Oh, sweetie, of course I did.
01:00:49I'm so sorry about how I reacted when you first told me you were pregnant.
01:00:53I am so, so happy for you.
01:00:56Okay, come on.
01:00:56Let's get this fun started.
01:01:02Ow!
01:01:03Stupid diamond.
01:01:18Don't mind if I do.
01:01:19Dude, this place has got the tastiest waffles.
01:01:32Trust me, bro.
01:01:34It's really good to see you, man, but I'm probably just going to get back to work.
01:01:38You've got to loosen up, man.
01:01:39Let's get some mimosas in you.
01:01:41I'm not really drinking anymore.
01:01:44Who are you and what have you done with my Ben?
01:01:46So, this one is from your grandmother.
01:01:53She got me something.
01:01:55The woman who paid my boyfriend to leave my pregnant ass.
01:01:59Don't complain.
01:02:00She didn't get me a damn thing.
01:02:07All of that wealth and she got me a weird old blanket.
01:02:11And just one.
01:02:11She doesn't know I'm having twins, right?
01:02:14I told you, she's not really good at gift giving.
01:02:18Take it back.
01:02:19Okay.
01:02:20So there's just one more present.
01:02:35Ben?
01:02:35What are you doing here?
01:02:39I don't know.
01:02:40Hunter.
01:02:41Well, I brought you here because the sky's lying.
01:02:45She was never pregnant.
01:02:46She just made that up to break you guys up.
01:02:49Doesn't matter.
01:02:51You still left.
01:02:52I left because I was ashamed.
01:02:55I failed you.
01:02:56I failed us.
01:02:57I failed our kids.
01:02:59I figured the $100,000 would do more for you than I ever could.
01:03:02You thought I wanted the money more than you?
01:03:05No.
01:03:06I didn't think you wanted the money.
01:03:07I just thought you wanted the security.
01:03:09I leveraged the check from your grandma in exchange for you to finish school and participate in the fashion show.
01:03:15That was the deal.
01:03:16So you're saying you left for me?
01:03:19Yeah.
01:03:20I had to leave for you.
01:03:21Or else Skye would have just been waving her baby around in your face.
01:03:25Her fake baby.
01:03:27But if it was real, I would have sent money.
01:03:29I would have loved it, too.
01:03:32Loved it enough to stay away.
01:03:34Not ruin his life like I ruined yours.
01:03:36You didn't ruin my life.
01:03:39You leaving without a trace, no phone call or anything, that ruined my life.
01:03:47Sorry.
01:03:49I didn't mean to hurt you.
01:03:51Well, you did.
01:03:52I love you, Kelsey.
01:03:57I did then, and I do right now.
01:04:02I never stopped loving you.
01:04:04I just stopped loving myself.
01:04:07I promise you, I will never leave your side ever again.
01:04:11Just please take me back.
01:04:16Please, Kelsey.
01:04:17I'm sorry, Ben.
01:04:31I, um...
01:04:32I understand everything that you're going through and why you did what you did.
01:04:37Skye was terrible for lying to you like that.
01:04:41I can't.
01:04:46I can't do this again.
01:04:49And I have to do what's best for me and the babies.
01:04:54And that means not being with you.
01:04:58I mean...
01:05:00We can be...
01:05:02Co-parents and friends, but...
01:05:06We can't be together.
01:05:08I hope you understand.
01:05:09I do.
01:05:17Time for plan B.
01:05:22So, where are we going?
01:05:23It's spring break.
01:05:25And you're about to pop.
01:05:26You need to unwind.
01:05:29Okay, well, the last time you told me to let loose resulted in this show.
01:05:33Well, you can't get any more pregnant than you already are.
01:05:37I think.
01:05:38Aren't you going to med school?
01:05:40Shouldn't you, like, know this?
01:05:41I miss that day.
01:05:54Nothing like being in the woods with your best bros.
01:05:56Yeah, man.
01:05:57It's nice to get away from the hole.
01:05:59Who's that?
01:06:10Dude.
01:06:12You said it was going to be bros weekend.
01:06:14Bros.
01:06:16And hoes.
01:06:16Kelsey, this is not my hoe.
01:06:19I mean, girlfriend, man.
01:06:20She's a lovely woman, dude.
01:06:21She's carrying my kids.
01:06:23Why is she here?
01:06:24No, uh-uh.
01:06:35I'm not spending a week in the woods with Ben.
01:06:37I'm pregnant, hormonal, and still a little mad at Ben.
01:06:45No way I can spend an entire week with him.
01:06:48Okay, well then, what are you going to do about it, Mama?
01:06:51You're already here in the woods, a thousand miles from campus.
01:06:56We're like 20 miles away tops.
01:06:58Okay, well, I'm not driving you back.
01:07:00So, you're stuck here, Barrington.
01:07:03With me and Ben.
01:07:10I think the plan's going great.
01:07:15Man, what plan?
01:07:22Guys, are you trying to get us back together?
01:07:25No!
01:07:27Not at all.
01:07:30Oh, my God.
01:07:40Morning.
01:07:43Oh.
01:07:48My whole body hurts.
01:07:51Here's a tip.
01:07:53Never get pregnant.
01:07:54Okay.
01:07:57Where are, um...
01:07:58Hunter and Mary when I'm on a hike.
01:08:01You didn't want to go?
01:08:03I wanted to be here with you.
01:08:05Ben.
01:08:06Look, I know your idea of relaxing vacation isn't hanging out with me here for a week,
01:08:10and I don't blame you after what I did to you, you know?
01:08:16I don't hate you, Ben.
01:08:18I mean, especially when you make me deep.
01:08:20Well, if you want me to fuck off and leave you alone, just let me know.
01:08:27But if you want company, well, Hunter and Mary do whatever it is they do, I can show you around.
01:08:33I grew up in these woods, practically.
01:08:37I plan on taking our kids here one day.
01:08:41How do you do that?
01:08:43Do it.
01:08:45Make it impossible for me to be mad at you forever.
01:08:48I'm surprised it's hugged in overflow.
01:08:54I said I didn't know cows could swim.
01:09:03Moo!
01:09:04I said I didn't know cows could swim.
01:09:17Moo!
01:09:28She's pregnant, asshole!
01:09:30Do you want to say that again to the mother of my children?
01:09:33Jesus, Ben, chill!
01:09:35You used to be cool, man.
01:09:37You're a legend.
01:09:38What's wrong with you?
01:09:39You're okay?
01:09:45You know, I should tell you that violence is never the answer, but it's kind of cute.
01:09:50You're going macho over our family.
01:09:54Family, huh?
01:09:55Mm-hmm.
01:10:09Kels, I know I fucked up.
01:10:35Everything I've done was for you.
01:10:39I just didn't go about it the right way.
01:10:42If you give me another chance,
01:10:45I promise I'll spend the rest of my life making it up to you.
01:10:52Oh, really?
01:10:59I swear I'll have Hunter and Mary as my witness.
01:11:03You know, they make a really cute couple.
01:11:05So do we.
01:11:10So, how are you planning on making this up to me?
01:11:14Well, let's start by doing this.
01:11:19Oh, my God, you're going to drop me.
01:11:21Never.
01:11:32I like your work ethic, Miss Miller.
01:11:35Working late during spring break?
01:11:38Thanks, Prof.
01:11:40Inspiration just suddenly hit me.
01:11:43Well, keep it up.
01:11:45And I'm sure you'll receive a lot of offers at the showcase next week.
01:11:50Maybe even more than our star, Miss Barrington.
01:11:52Oh, I'm counting on it.
01:11:54I'll show that bitch.
01:11:59There is no way she can design a new collection in time for the showcase.
01:12:04I'll be staying with my mom until I can find an apartment.
01:12:12And, you know, suppose I can have my old spot back in the house.
01:12:15That asshole with Chad took the second you left, bro.
01:12:18Sorry, man.
01:12:18I mean, you could, like, stay with me if you wanted to.
01:12:23Fair warning.
01:12:24I roll over, like, 700 times in the middle of the night.
01:12:27And I wake up with, like, really weird food cravings.
01:12:29Do you?
01:12:30And the baby kicks.
01:12:32Like, hard.
01:12:33Sounds perfect to me.
01:12:34Come to our end-of-the-year fashion showcase.
01:12:44What's wrong?
01:12:45Skye.
01:12:49She stole my designs.
01:12:57What's wrong?
01:12:58All of my work, all of my designs, they're gone.
01:13:02Oh, my God.
01:13:02We've got to tell someone.
01:13:04Oh, my God.
01:13:09That's Marissa Leal.
01:13:11This is just some of the work you'll see at the showcase.
01:13:17This collection is from one of our most improved students, Skye Miller.
01:13:22And here's one of our most accomplished students, Kelsey Barrington.
01:13:28Despite her condition, Kelsey has managed to perform really well.
01:13:33Kelsey, do you have anything you want to show our guest before the big show?
01:13:39Actually, it's going to be a surprise.
01:13:43Kelsey really wanted to shock the audience.
01:13:46It'll be worth it.
01:13:47Trust me.
01:13:48I really hope so, Ms. Barrington.
01:13:50I'm looking forward to seeing your work.
01:13:55What was that?
01:14:00Me saving your ass until we find a way to get your designs back.
01:14:04Skye can't get away with this, Kels.
01:14:07She already has.
01:14:09They all think that those are her designs.
01:14:11I mean, she's altered my designs and my dresses.
01:14:17And even if I could get them back, I...
01:14:22Look, we can always go to the dean.
01:14:26No, absolutely not.
01:14:31It's over.
01:14:32Hey, that is not the Kelsey I know.
01:14:37The Kelsey I do know.
01:14:39She fights for herself.
01:14:40She pushes for what she wants.
01:14:48I mean, there's like...
01:14:51This one idea I have.
01:14:53But I would need like a lot of help to make it happen.
01:15:02And there's only 48 hours until the showcase.
01:15:07I just couldn't ask that of you guys.
01:15:11No offense, but you don't know how to sew.
01:15:14Kelsey.
01:15:16Yes, you can.
01:15:18I'm here to do whatever you want.
01:15:20Same.
01:15:21If I want to be a doctor, I have to learn how to sew anyway.
01:15:25Ditto.
01:15:26Whatever she said.
01:15:30You guys would like actually help me?
01:15:33Duh.
01:15:35Guys.
01:15:36Let's get to work.
01:15:46Put some fabric down.
01:15:48Put this down.
01:15:49And then you'll thread this.
01:15:51So go ahead and do that.
01:15:56Kelsey, there you go.
01:16:01Yeah, if we could have them at seven, that would be great.
01:16:04Perfect.
01:16:04Thank you so much.
01:16:05We did it, guys.
01:16:12I have my very own maternity collection.
01:16:15It's amazing, Kelsey.
01:16:17You crushed it.
01:16:19Seriously, I couldn't have done it without you guys.
01:16:22Anyone knew Hunter was so good at sewing.
01:16:24Yeah, no biggie.
01:16:25I used to help my mom all the time.
01:16:27Maybe I should have gone into fashion design instead of pre-law.
01:16:29I'm sorry, you're going into law?
01:16:32Yeah, Harvard.
01:16:35Why?
01:16:35What did you guys think I was studying?
01:16:37Honestly, I really had no idea.
01:16:39No idea.
01:16:40Well, what are we waiting for?
01:16:42Let's get you ready for your big night.
01:16:43This was Skye Miller with Skye High Designs.
01:17:09I'm here to defend my client, Kelsey Elizabeth Barrington,
01:17:27from copyright infringement for one misguided note.
01:17:30This picture, conclusively dated from August of last year,
01:17:39shows my client wearing a dress of her design
01:17:42months before Skye even started working on her collection.
01:17:46Is Skye Miller this true?
01:17:48No.
01:17:50Yes, I don't know.
01:17:52Please, don't fail me.
01:17:56This is so going to go viral.
01:18:00Now that that's done,
01:18:05I'd like to invite my client to showcase her collection
01:18:08that she designed in the aftermath of the plagiarism by Miss Skye.
01:18:14Also, I love my girlfriend.
01:18:16Bye.
01:18:17All right.
01:18:21Um, sorry about that mix-up.
01:18:25Next, we have Kelsey Barrington with...
01:18:29Actually, I don't know what Kelsey is going to show us tonight.
01:18:33Kelsey?
01:18:35Okay, Kelsey.
01:18:36You got this.
01:18:37You may be almost nine months pregnant, but...
01:18:40Thanks.
01:18:42Hey.
01:18:47Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
01:18:49What's wrong?
01:18:49What's wrong?
01:18:50What's wrong?
01:18:51I think I just had a contraction.
01:18:54A contraction?
01:18:59We need to go to the hospital.
01:19:02I know.
01:19:03I don't know.
01:19:04Oh, wait, it just falls alarm.
01:19:06You're fine?
01:19:07Mm-hmm.
01:19:08Are you sure you can do this right now?
01:19:09Yeah, I can.
01:19:23Um, first off, I wanted to thank all of my friends for being so supportive for when my designs were stolen.
01:19:32I really couldn't have done this without them.
01:19:35But losing my collection made me realize something.
01:19:38Shouldn't maternity wear look good, too?
01:19:43Because, I mean, I wouldn't have been able to fit into a single one of those dresses that Skye showed you because, well, I'm kind of pregnant.
01:19:52So, my collection is dedicated to making sure that pregnant women feel their absolute best.
01:20:00Because, well, nobody should feel frumpy when they're going through the absolute most beautiful and wonderful phase of their life.
01:20:12Motherhood is not something to be ashamed of or hide from.
01:20:16It's something to celebrate.
01:20:21So, please give it up for my models.
01:20:31I take it back.
01:20:34Pregnant chicks are hot.
01:20:35And that is my presentation.
01:20:37What's going on?
01:20:50I think I...
01:20:52I think my water just broke.
01:20:53Excuse me.
01:20:59I'm so sorry.
01:21:00I'm looking for my daughter, Kelsey Barrington.
01:21:02Is she okay?
01:21:05Fastest delivery ever.
01:21:07A perfectly healthy pair of twins.
01:21:10One boy, one girl.
01:21:12What about Kelsey?
01:21:17Couldn't be better.
01:21:18I've never seen such a supportive partner, either.
01:21:23Ben was with her every step of the way.
01:21:38Grandma?
01:21:43You're precious.
01:21:46I'm going to get these two changed.
01:21:48I saw your show last night.
01:22:00They're impressive.
01:22:02And I can assure you that Sky will be dealt with.
01:22:07You actually came?
01:22:10Well, how could I miss my granddaughter's big moment?
01:22:14I just thought because I broke the rules that...
01:22:21Oh, fuck the rules.
01:22:24Pardon my language.
01:22:28Oh, all those rules did was stop me from having a real relationship with my family.
01:22:35And, uh...
01:22:37That's what I...
01:22:41I want the most, you know.
01:22:43So, you're not ashamed of me?
01:22:46Because I was pregnant?
01:22:47Ashamed?
01:22:48No.
01:22:49A wife's woman once told me to stop caring about what people think.
01:22:57I used to love knitting.
01:23:00I wasn't very good.
01:23:04And when your mother got pregnant...
01:23:06I made a little something for the baby.
01:23:11But I never gave it to her.
01:23:15My vanity got in the way.
01:23:18The blanket.
01:23:19The blanket.
01:23:23That's why you gave it to me.
01:23:26After all these years, I wanted you to have it.
01:23:29It's not very fantasy or very good, but...
01:23:33It's a symbol of how much you mean to me.
01:23:39And how much your babies mean to me.
01:23:41And, uh...
01:23:44I made another one for the boy.
01:23:53I love them, Grandma.
01:23:54Oh, thank you.
01:24:04Kels?
01:24:05You have another visitor.
01:24:06Yeah.
01:24:11Hello, Kelsey.
01:24:20I mean...
01:24:21Mr. Leung...
01:24:22You...
01:24:23You're my hero.
01:24:24And...
01:24:25You're mine.
01:24:26After last night.
01:24:28The way you and your friends stood up to that girl and...
01:24:32Your collection.
01:24:34It really spoke to me.
01:24:36I'm a working mom, too.
01:24:37And I never even thought to design something pregnant women could wear.
01:24:42And feel proud of.
01:24:44So...
01:24:46When your grandma told me that you delivered right after the show...
01:24:50I had to come and pay the young mama a visit.
01:24:54And give you this.
01:24:55I want you to take the next few months...
01:25:00Some much deserved rest at home.
01:25:03With your babies.
01:25:05And then I want you to call...
01:25:06And work for me.
01:25:10Wait, you really mean it?
01:25:11Absolutely.
01:25:12I want you to design our maternity line for the House of Leung.
01:25:16If you're interested.
01:25:18She's interesting.
01:25:21Great.
01:25:23I look forward to hearing her in you, Kelsey.
01:25:29Mommy!
01:25:31Oh my God!
01:25:33Hey dude and gal.
01:25:36Looks like mommy's gonna be a big fashion designer just like I always knew.
01:25:40But there's one thing she needs to do first.
01:25:42Congratulations, Isabella.
01:25:49The next name that I'm gonna read makes me very proud.
01:25:59Kelsey Elizabeth Barrington.
01:26:09Congratulations.
01:26:13There you go.
01:26:16Dude, I found it.
01:26:18It was in your old bedroom.
01:26:20Oh my God.
01:26:22Dude, I owe you. Thank you.
01:26:32I'm so proud of you.
01:26:37Benjamin Lawrence Lawson.
01:26:40Come to the stage.
01:26:43But...
01:26:44I didn't finish my degree.
01:26:46Grandma works in mysterious ways.
01:26:48I heard she even breaks the rules sometimes.
01:26:57Alright, Benjamin.
01:26:59You may have to finish a few classes during the summer.
01:27:05But I wanted you to have this moment.
01:27:12Grandma.
01:27:13Just call me Grandma.
01:27:15And hurry up and marry my granddaughter, will you?
01:27:27Skye Miller.
01:27:34You are not graduating.
01:27:37You can't do this.
01:27:38Oh, yes, I think I can.
01:27:42Passant to Chapter 32, Section B, Row 2.
01:27:47Plagiarism can not only result in the failure of a class,
01:27:49but also expulsion or suspension to the dean's discretion.
01:27:53Basically, if you fuck around, you find out.
01:27:56Thank you, Hunter.
01:27:59So this dean has decided that you are not going to get a degree from this college.
01:28:08And that brings us to the 2024-2025 closing of the academic year.
01:28:16Congratulations, you are all graduates of Claremore College.
01:28:24Except for Skye.
01:28:26Except Skye.
01:28:27Congratulations!
01:28:38Hey, Mom, where are the...
01:28:41Kelsey, I know getting pregnant and marrying me was not a part of the plan.
01:28:50And it has not been easy.
01:28:53And there's been a lot of ups and downs.
01:28:59Yes, yes, I'll marry you!
01:29:00Woo!
01:29:02Ha, ha, ha, ha
01:29:05Ha, ha!
01:29:06Ha, ha, ha!
01:29:06Ha, ha!
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