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Long Story Short Series Trailer HD - Plot Synopsis: From the creator of BoJack Horseman, Long Story Short is an animated comedy about one family, over time. Jumping through the years, we follow the Schwooper siblings from childhood to adulthood and back again, chronicling their triumphs, disappointments, joys, and compromises. LONG STORY SHORT, premiering August 22, only on Netflix.

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00:00Everyone pick a territory.
00:01I want goats.
00:02You never get goats.
00:03Goats are not a territory.
00:04This game makes no sense.
00:05Doesn't make sense because you're not listening.
00:06Mom, Yoshi's putting the pieces up his nose.
00:07I'm listening.
00:08This is why you don't play games with your family.
00:10Your family are not your friends.
00:12Bobby doesn't have friends.
00:13Uh, yes I do.
00:16Time is moving too fast.
00:17And my children need to start taking things more seriously.
00:20Mom!
00:21Kids?
00:22Kids?
00:23There's bereavement happening in the front.
00:25Yoshi is pinching me.
00:26I should suffer in silence?
00:27Yes, that is what life is about.
00:30You see they're kind of a lot, huh?
00:32Ah!
00:33Oh!
00:34Ow!
00:35I don't know!
00:36Look out!
00:37No!
00:38But when it's your family, you almost don't notice it.
00:40Yeah, I can see how one would almost not notice it.
00:43Can you keep it kid friendly?
00:45Of course!
00:46Grandpa was tripping hard, running around naked and screaming.
00:50Mom!
00:52I look like Benjamin Franklin.
00:54You mean you look like a hundred bucks?
00:56That's a bad amount of money to look like.
00:58Oh!
00:59Oh!
01:02Mom, it happened again.
01:06Mom, something has to change.
01:12I don't want you to wonder for the rest of your life about what could have happened.
01:16You get what I'm trying to say?
01:18Not really.
01:19Yeah, I'm not entirely sure either.
01:21You need sperm to make a baby.
01:24And we don't have any line around.
01:26I'm sorry, I lost the thread.
01:27We want your sperm, dude.
01:30How does it...
01:35Like, do I have to have sex with Kendra?
01:37Have to?
01:38You mean get to.
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