Sneak Peek at Netflix’s Long Story Short

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Get an early look at Long Story Short, Netflix’s heartfelt new tale where life, love, and timing collide in unexpected ways. Streaming August 22, 2025.

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00:00Everyone pick a territory.

00:01I want goats.

00:02Never get goats.

00:02Goats are not a territory.

00:03This game makes no sense.

00:04Doesn't make sense because you're not listening.

00:05Mom, Yoshi's putting the pieces up his nose.

00:07I'm listening.

00:08I just don't understand any of this.

00:10And your father doesn't either.

00:11I think I'm understanding.

00:12He's being nice.

00:13He doesn't understand.

00:14He has the same glazed overlook as when we rented Farewell, My Concubine.

00:17I didn't not understand Farewell, My Concubine.

00:19I just said I preferred Mrs. Doubtfire.

00:21I want to be a concubine.

00:22For the record, I understand the game perfectly, and I think it's bad.

00:25This is why you don't play games with your family.

00:27Your family are not your friends.

00:29Bobby doesn't have friends.

00:29Uh, yes, I do.

00:31You like things with a lot of instructions.

00:33I like watching the sweat glisten on Michael Jordan's smooth head during warm-ups,

00:37which I am now missing, by the way.

00:39What kind of game is this, even?

00:41It's sophisticated.

00:42It's European.

00:44What part of Europe?

00:46I think the middle part of it.

00:51Germany.

00:52They haven't done enough!

00:53We have to now play their sick game!

00:59Yeah!

01:11I think they're still stuck in...

01:17We care.

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