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🧠🟢 Therapy just got insane! In The Mask: Animated Series S01E09 – "Shrink Rap", Stanley Ipkiss visits a psychiatrist… but once the Mask comes out, so does the madness! 💥🤣 Can a shrink handle the wildest alter ego in cartoon history? Packed with slapstick, mayhem, and wild transformations, this episode is pure ‘90s cartoon chaos at its best! ðŸŽðŸ”¥
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00:00With my winning smile, I'm a living lesson in flair and style
00:10You just can't help but stare at my sub-affair
00:13I'm Nouveau Deco, Roman Greco, Rococo, Morocco, Bebop, Hip-Hop, Foot-Bop
00:19Somebody stop me!
00:21Pretty verini and faces like mine
00:25Don't come a dime a dozen, I stand out in the crowd
00:28Babe, when they made me, yeah, they broke the mold
00:32Hopesome and kind, estate and refined, totally out of my mind
00:36Oh, these villains and their duels had better learn to decorate prison cells
00:40Gringos, but anything if they ask, see
00:42Well, there's one last thing I gotta sing about
00:45Open up wide and really shout
00:47Oh, look out!
00:49This is the mask
00:54Smoking!
00:58Unhand the Uranium, Pretorius!
01:12Not Uranium, Flu-Caunium!
01:15Slap
01:15Alright, may I ask you nice
01:17Dibs!
01:24Don't get ahead of yourself!
01:43Got to maneuver
01:49Get him
01:50Charlie horse
01:51Get him
01:53I love waiting till the last second
02:11Build suspense
02:12He's a miracle of science!
02:18But still fit to be tied
02:23Hmm, now what did I forget?
02:27That's right
02:28Lethal green radioactive blob
02:29Nobody panic!
02:36It's all in the wrists
02:48Don't try this at home, folks
02:51Plutonium is a highly unstable radioactive isotope
02:53Hand over my plutonium
03:00Or else
03:02Could you elaborate on
03:03Or else
03:04Hey, Swiss army guy
03:09Got a can opener?
03:11The train's gonna crash!
03:14This can only mean one thing!
03:16Soda pop will have to wait
03:17Okay, you win
03:19Open body strength
03:30Nobody wants gum stuck in their shoes, right?
03:37Wrong!
03:37Smoking!
03:54Smoking!
03:54Smoking!
03:56Smoking!
03:58Smoking!
04:06Oh gosh, we're alive
04:12Secure the stolen uranium, boys
04:17Whoa, second there
04:19I think it's plutonium
04:20Don't contradict me, Doyle
04:23Is this the stop for the Coco Bongo?
04:26Freeze, clown!
04:28For you
04:29And for you
04:30Careful
04:33It's hard
04:34He sure makes our job easier, don't he, Lieutenant?
04:37Doyle
04:38Incidentally
04:39Wedgie!
04:41Get back here!
04:47I singed my hands with the plutonium
04:50I wrenched my back doing the limbo
04:52And I didn't get any sleep
04:53Because the mask partied till dawn
04:55Again
04:56Okay, so maybe I did save the city
05:00But then I gave the entire police squad wedgies
05:03What's a five-letter word for...
05:07Did you say wedgie?
05:09You know, I really wouldn't mind giving the mask away, Dr. Newman
05:12But there's no one I can trust with it
05:14Mr. Ifkus, I find your fantasies intriguing
05:18I recommend you visit a safe haven for them
05:21Wait, wait, wait
05:22You don't believe the mask is real?
05:24I'll believe you if you promise to go away
05:26You think I'm crazy, don't you?
05:28I don't think you're crazy, Mr. Ifkus
05:30I think you're making it all up because you enjoy annoying me
05:33Now, goodbye, Mr. Ifkus
05:35I'll prove to you the mask is real!
05:43Examine a criminally insane prisoner
05:46After Ifkus, that would be a welcome relief
05:48Seven o'clock this evening would be fined
05:51Not now, Milo! I've got to see a man about a mask!
06:12Milo! Not now!
06:14No! Not now!
06:16Okay, we're gonna prove to Newman you're for real
06:19Now, stretch our stuff
06:35Dr. Newman
06:44Where'd he go? Where'd he go?
06:46Track two and the express train water
06:54There's, uh, something about a train
06:56They, uh, make me nervous
06:58You never know when they'll crash
07:07A gremlin! A gremlin!
07:09It'll destroy the train, I tell you!
07:11It's okay, I'm a psychiatrist
07:15Somebody stop me!
07:19He's in the window!
07:20In the name of all that's holy
07:22Look out the window!
07:24Of course he's in the window
07:26Calm down and we'll have a look
07:28Please, take my card
07:30And now, the inevitable encounter between the real, the bonafide, the who you see before your mask
07:48And El Skeptico Doctoral
07:50I'll fry that degenerate clown for assaulting a police officer if I get my hands on him
07:54But first
07:58Wedgie!
08:00Hey, Woody, come on!
08:02After him, men!
08:04Ah, my safe haven
08:19Help me, Dr. Newman! Stop me before I wedge you again!
08:22Mr. Ipkiss!
08:24I could have you arrested for stalking, you know
08:26Go ahead! Call the police!
08:28You'll see! They're all wearing their underwear over their hands!
08:31I don't care if you believe me
08:32Just take it! You're the only person I can trust!
08:35You're a psychotherapist!
08:38A dog!
08:40I have a pathological fear of dogs
08:43They can sense fear
08:49Go away!
08:50Down, Milo!
08:53Okay! I'll take the mask
08:55Just promise you'll take your dog and go away
09:03Don't got no mask
09:04Don't you dare ask
09:05Cause I ain't got no mask
09:06No, no, no, no, no
09:07No...
09:14What? Dr. Newman?
09:15Wear the mask?
09:18Don't be ridiculous, Milo
09:19He's not even curious
09:21He'd never put it on in a million years
09:26Hmm...
09:27It sparkles
09:28Like a Christmas tree
09:37But what if he did put it on?
09:44Why do you insist on annoying me, Mr. Ipkiss?
09:47Why?
09:48Dr. Newman, you're wearing the mask!
09:50Your fantasies about the mask are inducing hallucinations.
09:55Feelings of persecution.
09:57Friends, friends!
09:58I'm denial!
09:59I'm not the one in denial!
10:01In short, you, Mr. Ipkiss, are suffering from Ipkissia Maskosis.
10:06For your own safety, you must be straight, Jack.
10:09Wedgie!
10:11And now we must get you to that safe haven at once.
10:14There may be others like Ipkiss out there.
10:17I must cure the world before it's too late!
10:25Okay, so you were right.
10:27Keep going, Milo!
10:29Come on, buddy! You almost got it!
10:33Milo, what are you doing?
10:37You're stuck?
10:40Look, there's no time to lose.
10:41We have to find Dr. Newman!
10:48Regressing to infantile childhood fantasies.
10:50A clear case of Ipkissia Maskosis.
10:57You maniac!
10:58Help!
10:59Police!
11:00Police! Somebody help me!
11:01Hmm.
11:02Manifesting antisocial impulses toward authority.
11:04Another sign of Ipkissia Maskosis.
11:08A truly pathetic case of Ipkissia Maskosis.
11:10Ipkissia Maskosis.
11:11A truly pathetic case of Ipkissia Maskosis.
11:12Ipkissia Maskosis.
11:13A truly pathetic case of Ipkissia Maskosis.
11:17Ipkissia Maskosis.
11:18Ipkissia Maskosis.
11:19Ipkissia Maskosis.
11:20Ipkissia Maskosis.
11:21A truly pathetic case of Ipkissia Maskosis.
11:24Ipkissia Maskosis.
11:29You must be isolated from normal society.
11:34now look at these and tell me what you see babe babe babe a classic case of
11:59if kissy amascosis you mean as in Stanley Ipkiss you know him sure he's a pal of mine and you did not
12:09report him to the proper authority this calls for emergency corrective treatment what do you have
12:15in mind I almost forgot I have an appointment at the jailhouse I'm afraid we'll have to schedule
12:27another session sir hi listen can you help me Charlie buddy listen did you see where the green guy went
12:56you you mean the one wearing the mask yeah any particular reason yes he's uh he's got rabies
13:04Milo bit him you see that see that now you gotta get that guy to the doctor he's delirious yeah I'll say
13:13he wanted to remove my brain anyway he said he was going to the jailhouse good you do me a favor and
13:20get me out of this thing will ya I have an appointment to examine a prisoner dr. Newman yes I better
13:31double check your clearance don't mess with me I'm a licensed psychotherapist cell 18 straight down the
13:40hall dr. Newman I presume I see you're wearing the mask your condition is obvious yet another victim of the
13:57dreaded if kissy amascosis utter nonsense I will tell you why they put me here I have discovered the
14:06mysterious elusive planet Vulcan the home planet of our ancient ancestors who visit us every 36 hundred
14:15years when their orbit nears ours they who gave us the technology to build the pyramids and Stonehenge I
14:25need my plutonium back for my proving their existence depends entirely on the nuclear destruction of edge city
14:36they were right you are completely insane we're two peas in a pod the world belongs to us
14:47I demand this man be released into my custody immediately
14:54tell me more about the music of the spheres your genius inspires you have served your purpose now I must be on with my plan need I remind you that you are under my care
15:22gaze upon the heavens the cosmos is but a macrocosm of the human mind
15:30look and you shall see I don't see anything
15:36good riddance don't go I have so much to learn from you there he is Milo after him
15:56what
15:59I single
16:04hope
16:08because
16:08happy
16:10happy
16:18happy
16:19happy
16:22happy
16:23happy
16:25Yoo-hoo! Mr. Pretorius.
16:35Here I am.
16:37Please, tell me your plan.
16:45He's working with Pretorius.
16:47Open my mind. Release me from my darkness.
16:52I will tell you my plan if you promise to go away.
16:57Yes. Yes, Master.
17:01You see this innocuous-looking black box?
17:05It is actually a high-powered camera capable of photographing a license plate on Pluto.
17:11But the nether regions of outer space are dark and murky, and the photos all come out lousy.
17:19So I need the plutonium to drop a nuclear warhead on Edge City.
17:25I have no interest in destroying the city per se.
17:29But the blinding flash will provide enough light to photograph our alien ancestors on Vulcan.
17:36Not to mention, rid the city of that dreaded Atkissia Mascosis.
17:42I love it!
17:44I take advice from that guy? He's mad! They're both mad!
17:49Milo, we gotta stop that missile.
17:51Perhaps you can be of assistance. Destroy that man.
18:03It's my professional duty.
18:05Come back, Mr. Ifkiss. You're overdue for your lobotomy.
18:20Countdown.
18:33What the?
18:43What the?
18:47Ah!
18:57Whoa!
19:11Ah!
19:12Ah!
19:13No!
19:17No!
19:26Seven.
19:30Six.
19:31I'll cure you once and for all with a little humor.
19:34Happy!
19:37You're not yourself.
19:39You're out of control.
19:41You're suffering from...
19:43...Ibkissiamascusis!
19:45Ha, ha, ha.
19:47You think I'd fall for that reverse psychology trick?
19:50You forget that I'm a trained psychotherapist.
19:53Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
19:57Your fly is open!
19:59Huh?
20:00Yeah!
20:01Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
20:03Yeah!
20:13Milo!
20:14Frisbee!
20:17Four.
20:20Three.
20:21What?
20:23Take off!
20:25Motor!
20:31Come on!
20:33Come on, cowboy!
20:35Come on!
20:37Come on! Come on!
20:39Where are you?
20:51Come on!
20:53Come on!
21:05New plan!
21:07Cheese pickles!
21:09Easy on the green peppers!
21:21Oh!
21:31That's right!
21:33I'm gonna eat it!
21:47Should've left off those green peppers.
21:51Boobs at the Nobel Prize board.
21:55Eat your hearts out.
22:09Now then, just one last bit of unfinished business!
22:17Well, Dr. Newman, now do you believe me?
22:19Leave me!
22:21Dr. Newman?
22:25Nice doggie!
22:27Nice doggie!
22:29Nice doggie!
22:35Toadie!
22:39You know...
22:41You have to read, you have to read, you have to read it!
22:43Toadie!
22:45I'm just a dog!
22:47I'm a good one!
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