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🟢 Double trouble is on the loose! In The Mask: Animated Series S01E04 – "The Terrible Twos", a freak accident splits The Mask into two chaotic versions! 🤯💥 Twice the madness, double the mayhem, and non-stop cartoon insanity! Can Stanley get things back under control—or will the city crumble under the power of two Masks? A wild ‘90s ride you don’t want to miss! 🎭🔥
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00:00With my winning smile, I'm a living lesson in flair and style.
00:10You just can't help but stare at my sub-waffir.
00:14I'm Nouveau Deco, Roman Greco, Rococo, Barocco, Bebop, Hip-Hop, Foot-Blob.
00:19Somebody stop me!
00:21Pretty veridian faces like mine.
00:25Don't come a dime a dozen, I stand out in the crowd.
00:28Babe, when they made me ask, they broke the mold.
00:32Wholesome and kind, estate and refined, totally out of my mind!
00:36Villains and their duels had better learn to decorate prison cells.
00:40Gringos, what's anything if they ask, say?
00:43Well, there's one last thing I gotta sing about.
00:45Open up wide and really shout!
00:47Oh, look out!
00:50This is the mask!
00:55Smoke it!
00:58This youngster hot out of the minors has broken away and is leading the pack!
01:10But, can he keep his lead?
01:11Can he?
01:12Here comes the sadistic clown now.
01:25Wow, how'd you know he was gonna come here?
01:29Because I have a hunch the mask is Stanley Ipkiss.
01:34Lieutenant Calloway Doyle!
01:38Here, look, Milo, our friendly neighborhood detectives.
01:45We followed the mask in here, Ipkiss.
01:48We think you've got something to do with him.
01:50Whatever gave you that idea?
01:54Yeah, it's not like we've ever seen him talking to each other or something.
01:58I mean, I've never, ever even seen Stanley and the Mask in the same place.
02:02So how do you...
02:03You know why you never see him in the same place?
02:04I'll tell you why.
02:05Because Stanley Ipkiss and the Mask are the same person.
02:08Wait a sec!
02:09Wait a sec!
02:09Come on!
02:10From here on in, you go where I go, Ipkiss.
02:13Am I going to?
02:14You can't pick your nose without me knowing.
02:17Ew.
02:17And if you become the Mask, your little secret won't be so secret anymore.
02:22Lieutenant, I'm going to...
02:24Whoa!
02:30That's...
02:31Um, uh, Lieutenant?
02:33Uh, should I take this to mean that I'm not going or...
02:37You know what occurs to me?
02:39Doyle's not like the other cops, is he?
02:41Let's get something straight right here and now, Ipkiss.
02:43No one pulls my underwear over my head and gets away with it.
02:47Ha ha!
02:48Why, that...
02:49That felon!
02:50I hope you nail him, Kellaway, and put him behind bars.
02:54No!
02:57What?
02:58What is it?
02:59Crime in progress?
03:00No.
03:00I'm thirsty and the car needs oil.
03:02Oomty-boodly, oomty-boodly, oomty-boodly tired of one...
03:06Stanley...
03:08Pepe!
03:09One complimentary nobody's paying slushy.
03:15Still thirsty?
03:17Ha ha!
03:18Drink up, my square-chort friend!
03:23Quick!
03:23Those kids!
03:24They're loitering!
03:26We're just reading the pictures.
03:28Yeah, gear down, man.
03:30This isn't a library, beat it!
03:32You kids are ruining the world!
03:35Come on, Ipkiss!
03:36I want as many miles as possible between me and that monkey-haired slushy.
03:40Wow.
03:41What a...
03:42Jerk!
03:43Yeah, Eddie.
03:44We should go plump him or something.
03:47Oh.
03:48Know what?
03:49Be easy if we were Insector the Bugman, though.
03:53Yeah.
03:53Yeah.
03:54Dak, how can we both be Insector the Bugman?
03:58He's only one guy.
03:59Oh, easy.
04:01We both get bitten by radioactive bugs.
04:04And then we beat one guy?
04:07No, we beat two guys.
04:09But we'd both be Insector the Bugman.
04:12Okay.
04:13Then, then, we could whomp that cop.
04:17Or something.
04:18Oh, like revenge?
04:22Yeah.
04:23Revenge.
04:25Ha ha ha.
04:25Ha ha ha.
04:27Kellaway, code 1428, warehouse district.
04:30Roll, roll, roll.
04:32Ha ha ha.
04:32Ha ha ha.
04:34Ha ha ha.
04:35Ha ha ha.
04:37Ha ha ha.
04:37Ha ha ha.
04:38Ha ha ha.
04:39Ha ha ha.
04:40Ow.
04:41Whoa.
04:42What's going on here?
04:44Sir, Art Nouveau and his gang are holed up inside, and they're threatening to, like, blow
04:49off the entire block unless their demands are met.
04:52Nouveau.
04:53He's bluffing.
04:54He's an art forger, not a bummer.
04:56Come on, Ipkiss.
04:57We're going in.
04:59But, sir, it's a dynamite factory.
05:01It, you know, wouldn't take very much at all to blow up this particular city block.
05:06Wait!
05:06He said a...
05:07Ow!
05:07Ow!
05:12Hey, Kellaway!
05:15This is a dynamite factory.
05:16This is bad.
05:18That's what I've been trying to tell you.
05:21I told you to keep everyone back.
05:25But would you listen?
05:27No!
05:29Well, now it's time for the next big explosion in art!
05:34Wait!
05:34Listen, Mr. Nouveau.
05:37Hi.
05:38Sir.
05:40Have you considered that if you're standing right next to the explosives when you sent them
05:43off, it's not only going to blow up the entire block, but, you know, you do, sir.
05:50Oh.
05:51I was this close to doing it, too.
06:13It's going to blow!
06:15We've got to stop that dynamite before someone gets hurt.
06:18It's a melting!
06:19It's a melting!
06:20It's a melting!
06:20It's a melting!
06:21It's a melting!
06:22It's a melting!
06:23It's a melting!
06:24It's a melting!
06:25It's a melting!
06:26It's a melting!
06:27Cool.
06:28Now, where's the bug?
06:29I thought you brought the bug.
06:32No, you were supposed to bring it.
06:35Bummer.
06:36Okay, alright, okay.
06:38Now, we're radioactive, and we've got no bug to bite us.
06:42Yeah, and I don't feel so good.
06:45You know, I don't feel so good, too.
06:50Look out!
06:51Run!
06:52Well, yoo-hoo to you, too!
06:55Ha!
06:56Ha!
06:57This is a good thing, right?
06:58I'm done!
06:59I'm done!
07:00I'm done!
07:01Yee-hoo!
07:02That's my baby!
07:03Oh, my gosh!
07:07Oh, my gosh!
07:12Oh, my gosh!
07:24.
07:30Oh, my gosh!
07:33Are things always this strange out on patrol?
07:45Yo, Eddie. Check it out.
07:48I'm... I'm some kind of putty thing.
07:52And I'm... I'm a fish guy!
07:55Yeah, you are.
07:57Whoa. Pretty strange.
08:03Oh, all right. What do we do now?
08:11I don't know. Do I smell?
08:14Hey, let's wreck stuff. Come on!
08:20Coming! I'm a fish. Wait up.
08:23Oh, my friend.
08:41Whoa. Scoop this out.
08:43Look, I can stretch all over the place.
08:47Oh, look. And I'm hard as a rock.
08:50Oh, is that full-on righteous or what?
08:59I guess.
09:01Aw, come on, fish guy. What's wrong?
09:05Hey, don't call me fish guy.
09:08I don't like being fish guy.
09:11You got all the, like, the great scorcher superpowers,
09:14and I didn't. I'm just a... fish.
09:18Well, dur. But you breathe air, see?
09:21And you talk. You're like, I don't know,
09:23like a super fish.
09:25That's, you know, ace-cool, Bosco.
09:27As if.
09:29Come on! We're the terrible two.
09:32Na-na-na-na!
09:33We're a team,
09:34and we're gonna break a bunch of stuff.
09:37Come on. Okay, do it.
09:38Pick a building.
09:38That one, I guess.
09:42All right, no prob.
09:44Home run for fish guy!
09:53Finish her off, buddy-roo.
10:01Oh, well. Okay, that's cool.
10:03Look, we're a team.
10:06We are Putty Thing and Fish Guy.
10:10Yeah!
10:19Whoa, it's a flying baby?
10:23Doc, he has better powers than me.
10:26Ha-ha-ha.
10:27Ha-ha.
10:29Ha-ha-ha.
10:29Ha-ha-ha.
10:30Ha-ha-ha.
10:30Ha-ha-ha.
10:30Ha-ha-ha.
10:30Ha-ha-ha.
10:30Ha-ha-ha-ha.
10:31Ha-ha-ha-ha.
10:31Ha-ha-ha-ha.
10:32Ha-ha-ha.
10:32Ha-ha-ha.
10:32Ha-ha-ha-ha.
10:33Ha-ha-ha-ha.
10:35Give me my baby!
10:36You know what?
10:37She wants her baby.
10:39Ha-ha-ha, yeah.
10:41Her baby.
10:42Ew!
10:43He's wet!
10:45Here.
10:45Take him.
10:46Ha-ha-ha!
10:47Ho-ha-ha!
10:50Ha-ha-ha!
10:50Hold her right there!
10:51Ha-ha-ha-ha.
10:52Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha.
10:53Ha-ha-ha-ha.
10:54Ha-ha-ha.
10:57Ha-ha-ha!
11:00Ha-ha!
11:00Over there! Hit it!
11:12Monsters! Monsters!
11:25There's some kind of myth?
11:27Save your elitist Ivy League jabber for the bank, Ipkis.
11:30That guy's a fish.
11:38There's no stopping him!
11:42It's up to the mask.
11:57Milo!
12:06Milo!
12:09Milo!
12:12Milo!
12:15Good dog!
12:17Okay, Milo!
12:19Bring down my...
12:21You know, the...
12:23The M word!
12:24The M word!
12:27I ain't...
12:30No!
12:31Not Mom!
12:32The other M word!
12:43If I don't do this, Edge City is doomed!
12:47Oh!
12:54Acha!
12:55Time to mask smash some mutants!
12:58Hahaha!
12:59But first...
13:06Whoopsie!
13:08Okay, a little more overlap!
13:14Huh?
13:15Fact!
13:19Intense!
13:27The mask must annoy the motley mutant miscreants!
13:31I am...
13:33Biclops!
13:37Make him cut it out, putty thing!
13:41You wanna mess with toolbarine, huh, Bob?
13:43Yeah, do you, do you, do you?
13:45It's your funeral!
13:46Some putty tools ought to help your looks, Mr. Beckenugly!
13:48What?
13:52Does everybody have better powers than me?
13:55I cannot believe this!
13:59Wow!
14:00Do you really have all the powers of a fish?
14:03Look out, everybody!
14:04He's gonna swim!
14:07Tack!
14:08Make him stop!
14:12Leave this guy alone!
14:18Ooh!
14:19You mean they, old fish guy!
14:21Let me guess, he can attract giant flies with his uncanny power of stink, am I right?
14:26I do not stink!
14:28Do I, Doc?
14:32No!
14:37You guys are a million laughs, let me tell you!
14:39Hey, if only that blowhard Kellaway could see me now!
14:45Wait!
14:46Shhh!
14:53How?
14:54Colloquial!
14:55Kellaway is waking up!
14:56Get your tuchus back here!
14:57Love, Milo!
14:582.
14:59P.S.
15:00I'm not kidding!
15:01Kellaway is waking up?!
15:03Who cares?
15:04I'm not the one who landed a slammer!
15:05Ipkis is!
15:07If Ipkis goes to jail, I go!
15:09Then I won't have a million laughs ever again!
15:13Sorry, Kella's gonna amscray!
15:14Oh, no, really, I got a previous engagement!
15:16Real ritzy-fitzy glamour and hoo-ha!
15:18RSVP'd months ago for it!
15:19Soften him up for me, putty thing!
15:21Then I'll show him what a fish can do!
15:24Heh, ha, ha, ha!
15:25Ha, ha, ha!
15:26Ha!
15:27Ha!
15:28Ha!
15:29Ha, ha, ha!
15:31Oh, no.
15:32Oh.
15:33Oh.
15:34Oh.
15:35Oh.
15:36Oh.
15:37Oh.
15:38Oh.
15:39Oh.
15:40Oh.
15:41Oh.
15:42Oh.
15:43Oh.
15:44Oh.
15:45Oh.
15:46Listen, one last request.
15:47Can you finish me off on your hard rock mode?
15:50This sticky clay stuff is really gonna stain this suit, you know what I mean?
15:53Oh.
15:54Okay.
15:55Somebody stop me!
16:01What's going on?
16:15How'd we get here?
16:16Would you believe a cowboy fell from the sky and knocked you out?
16:19I mean cold.
16:20And then I had to come home to feed Milo.
16:24Lieutenant!
16:26Come to find out the mask was fighting the mutants?
16:30That means Ipkiss and the mask can't be the same person.
16:34So you can uncuff him and I can be your partner again.
16:36No deal, Doyle.
16:37I want to see the mask and Ipkiss side by side before I'll believe it.
16:41Oh.
16:42Ipkiss!
16:43Ipkiss!
16:44Please!
16:45Mr. Uggly guy with your face.
16:47Do what you want with me but don't you, Pepe?
16:49Please, Mr. Ugly Guy with the face, do what you want with me, but don't you, Pepe?
17:08How? Get him off, get him off!
17:10You with the thills, up against the wall, no!
17:19You hurt, Eddie! Squash you now!
17:26Squash me later!
17:41What do you think you're doing?
17:42Oh, Lieutenant, you were just getting into it. You know what? Potato Sack Man is me and Milo's favorite game.
17:48Come on, let me put her down next. Come on, come on!
17:51You're a sick man, Kiss.
17:56I hate Pinto. Smash that Pinto!
18:00That building's ugly. Wasted!
18:05Yep. If I can get on the big guy's head, I can take him.
18:09Okay, hey, look, no offense, but it doesn't look like a fair fight, no matter how you cut it.
18:15He may mash me, but I'm not going down easy.
18:19But what if he mashes me?
18:26Stop the elevator!
18:28Ipkis, you boo!
18:30Now I'm stuck!
18:32Stop there, mister!
18:34Stop there, mister!
18:46You first this time.
18:51Ipkis!
18:52Ipkis!
19:02Laura! Ipkis!
19:04Sorry, can't stay in a hurry. We'll fight later. Got your job.
19:11Ugh! Lieutenant, don't you realize while you're messing around, super-powered mutants are destroying the city?
19:16Gee, this would be so much easier if I just put concrete boots on Calloway and threw them in the river, but since I can't...
19:33Forget the stinking elevator!
19:36All right, you two freaks are under arrest.
19:39Hey, you're that cop from the Slurpin' Loop.
19:44Hey, yeah!
19:47You kids are ruining the whole world.
19:50Uh, sir, you may want to point out to the nice mutant that I'm innocent.
19:55Baby is innocent. Let the baby go.
20:01It's okay by me.
20:04Baby.
20:05You'll never get away with this. My bigger, tougher brother's on the force.
20:17Oh, boy, it's supper time!
20:20Yeah, man, we're gonna have a fish fry today's show, cause I like my fish smoky!
20:30Tackle me!
20:35You're bluffing.
20:37Bluffing? Watch as I gut and scale him.
20:40I'm sushi.
20:43You know, I hate the sushi places where they serve the fish with the head still on, n'est-a-a?
20:52Okay, all right, okay, you win!
20:55Goal, here, take your grumpy old cop already.
20:58Thanks, Dak. Now get the green head guy!
21:09Sure thing, Eddie.
21:15I'm... I'm melting!
21:19Can't do my putty thing!
21:23Stop!
21:26Everybody knows that common household putty loses its elastic properties when doused in cannola oil!
21:32I didn't know that.
21:34Well, did you know that to keep your preserves from losing their freshness, it's important to seal them up right away!
21:41A little something Grimer Einstein taught me.
21:51Knows other men, officer!
21:52I, uh, I have to thank you for saving my life.
21:59Maybe you're not such a bad guy after all.
22:04Does this mean we can be bowling partners?
22:06I'm moved, I'm touched, I'm glad we're on the same team!
22:12Atomic watching!
22:13Doyle, come in! That masked guy's headed east on pine and we're gonna take him down!
22:22What about Ipkiss?
22:24Forget Ipkiss! I want the mask! Now gotta move on and bring the SWAT car!
22:28Lieutenant, I knew you wouldn't forsake me!
22:31You're so sorry!
22:34John Gomcinelli, I know after all...
22:36How Ruper is big, man!
22:39That is basically a cow!
22:42No!
22:45Thought I don't want them to stay...
22:54I mean the awesome funds are coming out!
22:55If you're interested you see a cow asi is gone!
22:57You should not use a cow rally!
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