The MASK - S01 E07 - Bride of Pretorius - video Dailymotion

NoMii Aegis

💀💍 Love gets terrifying in The Mask: Animated Series S01E07 – "Bride of Pretorius"! Dr. Pretorius is back—and this time, he's looking for a bride! 😱🧠 But with The Mask around, his evil plans are in for a wild ride! Expect insane gadgets, chaotic comedy, and non-stop cartoon madness! A perfect mix of sci-fi and slapstick that only the ‘90s could deliver! 🎭🟢

Transcript

00:00With my winning smile, I'm a living lesson in flair and style

00:10You just can't help but stare at my sub-affair

00:13I'm nouveau deco, roman greco, rococo, morocco, bebop, hip-hop, flip-flop

00:19Somebody stop me!

00:21Pretty veridian faces like mine

00:25Don't come a dime a dozen, I stand out in the crowd

00:28Babe, when they made me, yeah, they broke the mold

00:32Honesome and kind, estate and refined, totally out of my mind

00:36Spillings and their dwells, had better learn to decorate prison cells

00:40Gringos, but anything if they ask, see

00:42Well, there's one last thing I gotta sing about

00:45Open up wide and really shout

00:47Oh, look out!

00:49This is the mask

00:54Smoking!

00:58You can do it, Stanley Ipkiss

01:15You can get your own dates

01:18Care to dance?

01:24Oh, delighted

01:25Pretorious!

01:31Health and genetic makeup, excellent

01:35Are you some kind of doctor?

01:39Brain stem, larger than average

01:42You'll do

01:43Oh, no

01:47Must use the mask for good after all

01:49Do you come here often?

02:00I have never been here

02:02But then I have never sought a bribe before

02:05His head!

02:10It's gone!

02:11It's gone!

02:15Much better

02:17We'll be safe at my place

02:30I calculated the probability that you might be here tonight

02:34To interfere with my plan

02:36So I came prepared

02:38To remove your mask

02:40Defense!

02:49Mental note

02:52I am not a crook

02:53Oh, my gosh

02:58Oh, somebody stop me

03:03Smoke it!

03:22Meta note

03:25Construct new robot body

03:27Mask

03:34Your powers are bizarre

03:36Unpredictable

03:37And beyond the realm of science

03:39And if you were a woman

03:41I would marry you

03:43Another night at the Coco Bongo without meeting anyone

03:53Haven't been on a date in three years

03:55Your only companion, a dog

03:58Call the desperate loner's video dating service

04:01No, no, I'm not that desperate

04:03The comet Sibo will pass within 50,000 miles of the earth

04:09Becoming visible to stargazers everywhere

04:11Let's take a look, Milo

04:13This is a once-in-a-lifetime experience

04:18I wish I had someone special to watch it with

04:23It approaches

04:28And with it

04:29The realization of my scheme

04:32But first

04:34There is a detail yet

04:36To be worked out

04:37I'm still in search of

04:39The perfect bride

04:42General theory and feedback

04:44The arrestation is applied

04:45Haven't been on a date in three years

04:47Call the desperate loner's video dating service

04:51Well, I'm picky, Charlie

04:56You see, I won't go out with just anyone like you

04:58Excuse me, I'm very picky

05:00I only go out with good-looking blondes

05:02Well, my perfect woman is someone soft-spoken

05:06You know, someone who doesn't need to dress fancy

05:09Who likes to stay home and read

05:11If she's socially inept or awkward

05:13Hey, that's okay

05:15He gave me a little jolt there

05:20Um, is this new accounts?

05:24I'm sorry, I didn't quite hear you

05:26Is this new accounts?

05:30Because I would like to open an account for my dog

05:32For your dog?

05:35Uh-huh, Esmeralda

05:37Oh, she's cute

05:40She's very, very shy

05:42I see

05:45Oh, you like comets?

05:48Oh, because I like comets, too

05:50Oh!

05:51Oh, she's wild about you, my man

05:55Really, Luke?

05:57Oh, how can you tell, Charlie?

05:58I can't make out a word she's saying

05:59Oh, come on!

06:01I've got a sixth sense about these things

06:03She's a caged animal waiting to escape

06:06She'll eat you alive

06:09Go on

06:09I can't

06:10No, no, go on

06:11I can't

06:11I don't even know the wrong

06:12Okay, all right

06:14Hi

06:17Listen, um

06:18Would you be interested in watching the comet, you know, of me?

06:23See, because I've got this great telescope

06:24And I

06:25Well, that's really very nice

06:27But I don't really know

06:28Uh, I'm sorry

06:30Was that a yes?

06:33On when you're destroyed

06:34We now return to Friday Night Co-Ed, Mud Rosalay

06:38Milo

06:39Milo, Milo, Milo, my little buddy

06:40Could you make yourself a little scarce tonight

06:42Because I have got a date

06:43Evelyn

06:45Oh, oh, shh, shh

06:46Get down, get down, get down

06:47Oh, no

06:47I almost got it

07:02Gotta be her

07:05Hi

07:09Hi

07:10Thanks

07:11Come on in

07:11This is nice

07:13Oh, you brought your dog

07:16Have a seat

07:18I'll be right back

07:19Oh, come on, Milo

07:21Would you do it for me?

07:21Just for a while

07:22I promise

07:22Ah, look

07:23I'll buy you a steak, please

07:24Here we go

07:26Look, Milo

07:28It's Esmeralda

07:29Dogs

07:51Nature's little clowns

07:54Pork rinds

07:55Right, entertainer

08:08You know what really cracks me up?

08:12This

08:13I don't get it, Milo

08:23The face always gets a laugh

08:25I just can't tell if she likes me

08:27Hey, maybe I should talk about her dog more

08:30Sorry, sorry

08:34I didn't mean to rub it in

08:35Enough dilly-dallying

08:37I asked her here for one reason

08:38A moment like this comes once in a lifetime

08:41It would be foolish to just let it pass by

08:44Oh, no

08:46I meant the comet

08:48Please

08:50Yep

08:51Comets

08:52You know, Evelyn

08:53They're so far away

08:55And yet

08:55So

08:56Close

08:57Well

08:59Yeah

09:00I have to go

09:05No, wait

09:06Evelyn, that's the closet

09:08I can't see

09:19I have my glasses

09:21I

09:21Oh, here

09:22Evelyn, no

09:27Hiya, sugar

09:40It's more how you say

10:09Je ne sais quoi

10:11Oh, Stanley

10:13When I look at you

10:14I see vital organs

10:15And my head aches

10:16In a good way

10:17We were meant for each other

10:20You love pork rinds?

10:22I love pork rinds

10:24Oh, those faces you make

10:29There's my name on Screwball Rabbit

10:35Screwball Rabbit?

10:37You're hurting my head

10:41And you make him this way

10:43Kiss me

10:45I guess she hurts

10:52After all

10:53Daddy dumped me

10:56And that's why I became

10:59A cowgirl

11:00The comet Siva

11:02Nears its closest proximity

11:04To the Earth

11:05I am running out of time

11:07But I've been talking

11:09About myself all night

11:10I want to know more

11:11About you

11:12Well, Jethreen

11:14I have developed

11:15A new tissue

11:17Rejuvenation serum

11:18What do you think?

11:34He's...

11:36Kind of cute

11:38Then you'll do

11:40What's with this crying in your pretzel's egg

11:52You break your cowboy clamor

11:54Let's wing

11:56A female mask

11:57She's perfect

11:59Where do you go?

12:14Well, I was just going to go to the men's

12:16Oh, they're really good

12:26Aren't they, darling?

12:27Darling?

12:33Oh, you're shivering, slender thing

12:36I'm frozen in fear

12:40Oh, he too

12:41Should I remove the mask?

12:44Eve really loves me

12:45But what if Evelyn doesn't?

12:46But the mask must be used for good

12:48But it's good that she loves me

12:50But she's got a big green head

12:51What would our children look like?

12:54Mask has got to go

12:55How about that?

12:58The stars are far away

13:00Yet so very, very, very close

13:02Yeah

13:03And so close

13:05Say it in French

13:07Get off my spleen

13:11Civil brain

13:12Eve, behind you

13:22Oh, feisty rabbit

13:26At last

13:33My perfect bride

13:35And the future belongs to me

13:39Stanley!

13:40The comet SIVO quickly approaches its closest proximity to Earth

13:54Yes siree, Space Nuts

13:55It's going to be one cosmic spectacle

13:58The moment I saw you doing that newfangled jitterbug dance

14:04I knew we were destined to spend eternity together

14:08Forgive me for encasing you in this titanium-based cyber cylinder

14:14But it was necessary to contain your mask super powers

14:19He thinks I'm Eve

14:21She'll be like surprises

14:24This laser cannon will divert the comet SIVO from its course to a direct collision with Edge City

14:37When the comet strikes Earth, it will destroy all human life

14:43Just like the dinosaurs

14:45That is, except for you and me

14:49When we retreat to my underground stronghold

14:53Ironic name, Eve

14:56Considering we shall be the Adam and Eve of a new superhuman race

15:03Born of my brilliant intellect

15:06And your mask powers

15:08Sure

15:10Except I don't have any mask powers at the moment

15:13And you are psychotic

15:15But first, I must remove your head

15:19So we're more physically compatible

15:22Let me out of here

15:24Let me out of here

15:25Get away from my screwball rabbit

15:34You are not Eve

15:39Eve, be mine and we shall rule the Earth together

15:44Dream on, Zippy

15:45I love Stanley Ipkiss

15:48Eve?

15:49Ah, Eve, those things never work

15:51Bullseye

15:55Will you watch it with that thing?

16:20It's not just a laser

16:29It's a mortar cannon

16:31I see I shall be forced to use

16:50More drastic methods of persuasion

16:53Eve

16:54Will you marry me?

17:00You!

17:04You miss me?

17:08We will continue this spat momentarily

17:13It's time to put the next Big Bang into motion

17:17Alone

17:20At last

17:21No!

17:23Stop him!

17:23Up

17:24I'll be right back to you

17:37I'll be right back to you

17:38To interrupt this broadcast for a special news bulletin

17:41The Comet Siva has just gone off course

17:43And is due to destroy the Earth in five minutes

17:46We now return to you part one of War and Peace

17:49Yeah, listen, Eve. Eve, you've got to use your superpowers to stop that comet.

17:53Get in bed.

18:12Goodbye, Eve. It's up to you now.

18:19Good thing I'm imperious to pain.

18:30Hmm, how to stop a speeding comet from destroying the Earth?

18:34I'm stumped.

18:35Let us go home and prepare for the inevitable.

18:36I always wanted to read these.

18:53That was good. That was good.

18:55That was good.

18:57My last meal.

18:58Charlie?

19:04You can keep your lousy promotion!

19:07I always wanted to say that.

19:09One minute left. I've got to go out looking.

19:11Oh, you know, I've been meaning to get that fixed.

19:29That's it!

19:30Yep, that ought to do it.

19:54Oops.

19:54I constructed a new, improved robot body equipped with a large bucket.

20:20And now I shall destroy you, Mr. Ipkiss, for foiling my brilliant plan.

20:39Freeze, Lola Knight.

20:43I'm sorry. What was that?

20:46I said, freeze, Lola Knight!

20:51You just get away from the man that I love!

20:54Aren't we the bold one?

20:57Evelyn, you said you loved me.

21:00That's right! I guess I did.

21:04Now you can say farewell.

21:07Mental note.

21:26Don't make threats with a mortar launcher trained on you.

21:29Oh, Stanley, how did we get here?

21:36Gee, I don't know.

21:42You know, we have everything in common.

21:47I mean, comets and pork rinds.

21:50Making funny faces.

21:53Too bad I want to kill your dog.

21:56Hey, likewise.

21:57What? Well, excuse the heck out of me, but at least Milo knows not to do his duty on my comic book collection.

22:04Well, maybe Esmeralda wouldn't have had to do-dee if your dog didn't make her so nervous.

22:15There's only one thing to do.

22:17We don't have much choice.

22:19I'm glad I have someone special to watch the common with.

22:28Yeah.

22:29I'm glad we can do this one.

22:30It's nice to meet you.

22:30We don't have to worry about it.

22:32It's nice to see you.

22:32Amen.

22:33Thank you very much.

22:34Yes.

22:34And we don't have time to remember to start with this movie.

The MASK - S01 E07 - Bride of Pretorius

Category

Transcript

Be the first to comment

Recommended