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🗳️🟢 What happens when The Mask runs for mayor? Total political mayhem! In The Mask: Animated Series S01E10 – "Mayor Mask", Stanley accidentally becomes the city’s top candidate—and the Mask turns the campaign trail into a cartoon circus! 🎪💥 Corruption, chaos, and comedy explode in this hilarious satire-packed episode. It’s showtime at City Hall! 🎭🔥
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00:00With my winning smile, I'm a living lesson in flair and style
00:10You just can't help but stare at my savoir-faire
00:13I'm nouveau deco, roman greco, rococo, morocco, bebop, hip-hop, foot-bop
00:19Somebody stop me!
00:21Pretty veridian faces like mine
00:25Don't come a dime a dozen, I stand out in the crowd
00:28Babe, when they made me, yes, they broke the mold
00:32Homesome and kind, estate and refined, totally out of my mind
00:36Oh, villains and their duels, had better learn to decorate prison cells
00:40Gringos, quit anything if they ask, say
00:42Well, there's one last thing I gotta sing about
00:45Open up wide and really shout
00:47Oh, look out!
00:49This is the mask
00:54Smoking!
00:58The city's going to heck in a hand cart
01:09I mean, check it out, the taxes are up, the garbage is piled everywhere
01:13What, are the garbage trucks on strike or something?
01:15The election's only days away
01:17It's real like the man who put the bomb back in the edge city
01:20Mayor Chilton!
01:22Yeah, what about putting the garbage back in the garbage trucks?
01:25Hand over your money, pal
01:26Okay, okay, just don't panic
01:29Stay calm
01:31Cash, credit cards
01:34What's this?
01:36200 bucks for a dog license?
01:38You believe that?
01:39Highway robbery, they're all crooks, they're politicians
01:42Yeah, the watch
01:44Oh, yeah, sure thing
01:46I mean, how's a couple honest guys like you and me supposed to make a living?
01:51I'll tell you
01:52Well, gotta run
01:53Have a fluffy day
01:54Yeah, you too
01:55Bye now
01:56I've just been robbed
01:58At gunpoint
02:00I could have been killed
02:01Police!
02:03Oh, officer
02:04Thank goodness you're here because
02:06This your car?
02:07Well, yeah, as a matter of fact, it is
02:09But that's not what I...
02:10Here, I'm citing you for an expired parking meter
02:12Expired?
02:14Well, excuse the heck out of me, sir
02:16That meter wasn't even there a minute ago
02:17Well, as you can see, it's here now
02:19Putting them in all over
02:20Mayor Tilton figures it's a good way to raise revenue
02:23Have a fluffy day
02:25Have a fluffy day
02:33Oh, boy, this town is going to the dogs
02:35Oh, I'm sorry, Milo
02:39Nothing personal
02:40Can you believe
02:41They're charging $200 to renew your dog license?
02:45Oh, of course you're worth it, buddy
02:49I'm not mad at you
02:50I'm mad at the city
02:51And boy, am I
02:52I'll tell you one thing
02:53If I were mayor, things would be different
02:55Yeah, right
02:57Like I could ever be mayor
02:59But I can give them a piece of my mind
03:03With a little help
03:05Give them a piece of my mind?
03:11Great idea
03:12Run for mayor?
03:12Even better!
03:13I'll do both
03:16So let us make an effort to stop dwelling on crime and corruption
03:27After all, if the press stops writing about it
03:31The public will stop reading about it
03:33Remember, fluffy begins up here
03:37And now, the unveiling of my new statue
03:41Speaking on behalf of all the pigeons in the city
03:48I just want to say
03:49Great statue
03:51Enough fluff, more rough
03:54Top and ball
03:55Now listen up, friends
03:57Because this city's in trouble
03:58Trouble I say and trouble I see
04:00And why?
04:01Is it the crime?
04:02Yes!
04:03No, is it the pollution?
04:05Yes!
04:06Wrong again
04:06No, ladies and some
04:07I mean, gentlemen
04:09Your trouble comes down to one word
04:10Park in the meters
04:12That's two words
04:14Hey, I'm talking here!
04:16And what are we going to do about these parking meters?
04:19Off with the hats, I say
04:21Thank you for that spontaneous outpour
04:26Glad you feel that way
04:27Because I've decided to throw my hat into the ring and
04:30Da-da-da!
04:31Run for Meyer!
04:34Look!
04:35Up in the sky!
04:41Yes, my friends
04:42Vote for me
04:43The guy who invented the green party
04:45In fact, I am the original party animal
04:47Read my lips
04:53No new taxes
04:56If elected, I promise a chicken in every garage
05:01No, make that a water bottle
05:03Yeah, yeah, but where do you stand on a toxic waste issue?
05:08I love it!
05:09Toxic waste in every garage, too!
05:16Just making sure you're listening
05:18Toxic waste, stinky, no good
05:20And now the news
05:29The newest candidate to enter the mayoral race is
05:32The Mask
05:32He is?
05:33I mean, I am?
05:34The Mask has become an instant folk hero
05:36They're already comparing his parking meter speech
05:39To the Gettysburg Address
05:40It's on TV
05:41It's got to be true
05:43Oh, this is terrible, Milo
05:44This is terrible
05:45The Mask can't run this city
05:47He's got too many weird ideas
05:50Oh, no
05:51Oh, no
05:51I can just see him turning city council meetings
05:53Into limbo parties
05:54And worse
05:55Wait a minute
05:56You can't be mayor
05:58If you're not around to be elected
06:01Milo, when I go to work this morning
06:03Milo, look at me!
06:04I want you to hide the mask somewhere
06:06I'll never find it
06:07Okay?
06:08Now, you've got to promise me
06:09That under no circumstances
06:10No matter how much I beg or plead
06:13You will not give me the mask
06:15Okay?
06:19You coming to the mask for mayor rally tonight?
06:21They say the mask is going to be there
06:23Doubt that
06:24I mean, I doubt that I can make it busy
06:27Okay, you're lost
06:29See you tomorrow
06:34It's about time you guys started picking up the trash
06:38Because Frank, I want
06:38Hey, what are you
06:39Come on
06:39If he'd be good enough to accompany us
06:43The mayor would like to see you
06:46He, the mayor
06:47He would
06:47You want to see me, Mr. Mayor?
07:02That's right
07:03I do want to see you
07:06Wearing concrete boots
07:08At the bottom of the Edge City Harbor
07:10This is about that unfair parking ticket
07:14Oh, this is too weird
07:27What's got into Mayor Tilton?
07:30Funny, you should ask
07:31Good evening, Mr. Ipkiss
07:36Good evening, Mr. Ipkiss
07:36Where are you taking me?
07:47Basement level
07:49I don't believe it
07:58You moved your laboratory into City Hall?
08:03I prefer to call it my campaign headquarters, Mr. Ipkiss
08:08Where does Tilton stand on term limits?
08:11Uh, just a minute
08:12He's all for it
08:16Do we favor the new interstate highway project?
08:22Uh, let me consult our policy book
08:23Okay, outlook is...
08:25Okay, outlook is...
08:26Rosie
08:28You're...
08:30Replacing Mayor Tilton, yes
08:33Once re-elected, I will be the new mayor
08:36Which will give me the legal power to sell out Edge City
08:44To certain international corporations
08:47Who will then turn it into the world's largest depository of toxic waste
08:53Observe
08:54Even as we speak, hundreds of bodies of toxic waste are poised and ready
09:02All they need is a signal
09:04From his honor, the mayor
09:07I can't believe that even you would endanger the lives of everyone in Edge City
09:12For the sake of the all-mighty doubt
09:14Goodness, how crass you must think me
09:18I'm not doing it for money
09:19I'm doing it for science
09:21Have you any idea how many sub-varieties of toxic waste there are?
09:29I kind of thought toxic waste was toxic waste
09:31Let's have a demonstration for our unenlightened guest
09:36Never mind the science lesson
09:41What did you do with Mayor Tilton?
09:49Hmm, goody
09:50Visual aids
09:52Mayor Tilton?
09:54You monster
09:55That's hamburger meat, you fool
09:59Uh, I knew that
10:01The real Tilton is healthy and captive
10:04It suits my purposes to keep him alive
10:09For now
10:10But back to my plan
10:12I want to study all toxic waste sub-varieties
10:16And learn to use them to alter life as we know it
10:20Ultimately creating a mutant slave race
10:28To serve me
10:29To serve me
10:30What a grand experiment we are about to undertake here in Edge City
10:49Unfortunately, you won't be around to see it, Mr. Ipkiss
10:56I won't
10:58Not as you are
11:00You will be my first human guinea pig for toxic waste sub-variety 57B
11:08You see
11:09I must eliminate my competition
11:12I can't very well run the risk of your alter ego, the Mask, winning the election
11:17But I don't want him to win either, really
11:20Just ask me about the limbo parties, and this guy's a nut
11:22Come now
11:23Do expect me to believe that, Mr. Ipkiss
11:27Now, prepare for mutation
11:31Get him, you fools
11:44Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on
11:46Can I get the mask?
11:59Evening, madam
12:02Remember, the only thing better than quilting is a vote for Tilton
12:06Mayor Tilton! Mayor Tilton!
12:10W.H. TV News, Mayor Tilton
12:12How do you feel about the mask running against you?
12:15He can run, but he can't hide
12:17Well, there you have it
12:20An enigmatic reply from a very complex man
12:24Milo, Milo, oh good boy
12:27Milo, you gotta tell me where you hit the mask
12:29I know, I know I told you not to
12:35But this is different
12:36It's victorious
12:39Please, tell me where the mask is
12:42I'm begging you
12:44I'm pleading with you
12:45No matter how much I beg or plead
12:49You will not give me the mask, okay?
12:52Okay, fine, fine
12:55I'll find it myself
12:57Maybe you're not
13:02Here I come
13:04Come on, come on, come on, come on
13:05Come on, come on
13:06Remember this dog
13:07I didn't
13:08Hey
13:09That's an awful lot of food in Milo's bowl
13:12Did you really think you could escape me, Mr. Ipkiss?
13:18After all
13:20You can't fight City Hall
13:23Tilton came this way
13:29Maybe he'll give us a full interview
13:31Interview?
13:35Why, I'd love to, Tawny
13:37What's that?
13:40How about a little tango
13:42It's a coca-bunga in this pile
13:44Mimbers!
13:49Ma'am, if you'll excuse me
13:51I gotta deal with a dirty, low-down mormon
13:54Who was that masked man?
13:57Okay, campaign boy
13:59They say you're the fastest musclinger in town
14:01Well, I say you ain't
14:03Want to play rough, Mr. Gimmy?
14:10How about a Selenese blowgun dart tipped with toxic waste sub-variety 86C?
14:17I gotcha!
14:33Come on, Mayor! Start your flop! You ain't no match for rough, tough, and buff!
14:39Ladies and gentlemen, you're seeing this live. Candidate Mask caught in the act of giving a pasting to an elected official.
14:46And what do you have to say for yourself?
14:48Whoops!
14:52They say that politics is a tough business. Well, nobody knew just how tough until last night,
14:58when our incumbent mayor was jolly stomped by the mask.
15:02It's no surprise that the mask is a vicious criminal.
15:05If history has taught us anything, it's that people don't commit crimes. Masks do!
15:11He's a liar and a fake! He's not the real Tilton! He's a puppet candidate!
15:22And ever since he attacked Mayor Tilton for the second time, the mask has been plummeting in the polls.
15:28Pundits are now predicting a landslide for the incumbent mayor.
15:31And here I thought the mask as mayor would be bad news.
15:34But this is worse!
15:35Pretorius is going to win the election and turn Edge City into a toxic waste.
15:38Oh!
15:41Right, Milo. As much as it makes my skin crawl, we have to get the mask back in this race.
15:45But first, there's a little matter of repairing his reputation.
15:49And that's going to take some teamwork.
15:52Here we go!
15:53Here we go!
15:55You're tough.
15:56You're ready!
15:57We'll change your title game work!
15:58Oh, my God.
16:28Mayor Tilton have been out hitting the campaign trail in a big way.
16:31And while Mayor Tilton has been out all day kissing babies,
16:35the mask was out kissing babes.
16:39Somebody stop me!
16:41And while Mayor Tilton was out pressing flesh,
16:44the mask was pressing trousers.
16:48Smokey!
16:54Later in the day, campaign manager Stanley Ipkiss called a press conference
16:58to offer an explanation of a recent well-publicized scandal.
17:02Precisely. So you see, it only looked like the mask was attacking Tilton.
17:05He was actually administering the Heimlich maneuver.
17:08But isn't the Heimlich given from behind?
17:12Uh, usually, yes.
17:15But this was the reverse Heimlich,
17:18because Tilton was, uh, choking on a piece of, uh,
17:21upside-down cake.
17:24I'm standing here talking to a voter
17:26who has recently changed her opinion of the mask.
17:28Mrs. Peenman,
17:29I understand you and the mask have had your differences.
17:32Was it his stand on parking meters that turned you around?
17:35No.
17:36I want a water buffalo in my garage,
17:38and I love to limbo.
17:41Of course it was his stand on parking meters!
17:45And what looked like a landslide for Mayor Tilton
17:47only a few days ago
17:49is turning into a close race.
17:52Here it is election day,
17:53and as voters citywide flocked to the polls,
17:56Mayor Tilton has decided to make his last campaign appearance
17:58down here at Edge City Harbor.
18:01And I hereby christen this ship
18:02The S.S. Floating Banana.
18:06Thank you! Thank you!
18:08Election return is in yet.
18:13Yes, my fellow citizens,
18:15I firmly believe that Edge Harbor
18:17is the key to our future prosperity.
18:20As a matter of fact,
18:21any time now, that future will come barging in.
18:25And we'll return with our election day coverage in
18:27This Just In.
18:29According to WHTV's new computerized tabulation system,
18:32with 15% of the precincts reporting,
18:34we can now declare a winner.
18:36The mask wins by one vote.
18:39Yes! Yes, Milo, the mask is mayor!
18:41Ooh, Milo, Milo, Milo!
18:43Mayor Milo! Milo is the mayor, too!
18:45You're the first dog, Milo!
18:46Isn't that great? I'm mayor!
18:47I...
18:47Which means the life of Stanley Ipkiss
18:50as he knows it is about to come to a screeching halt.
18:53But I can't think about that now.
18:57But first,
18:58there's still a matter of a little public unveiling.
19:02What do you mean, I lost by one vote?
19:07I demand a recount!
19:09I'd like to take this opportunity
19:11to begin my term in office
19:13with a proverbial...
19:14bang!
19:20I may have lost the election,
19:27but I'm still going through
19:29with making Edge City Harbor
19:31the world's largest toxic waste dump.
19:36You see, I took backup measures,
19:40which my other half will now initiate
19:43by manually releasing toxic ooze
19:46from the first barge.
19:48Unless I beat him to it!
19:49Brain pan!
19:50This is a mystery!
19:52I have to have a business
19:55to leave a work
19:56but you can see him
19:56and he can see him
19:57for the next time.
19:58Even this is an important thing!
19:59But when you get a good new
19:59companion to his team,
20:01and you can see him
20:03for his team,
20:04and get a good job!
20:05What?
20:06This is a good job.
20:07As you can see,
20:07I will make some of the men
20:09and be a good job.
20:10I will always be a good job,
20:12but I will always be a good job.
20:12You know what?
20:13He will always be a good time.
20:13He will always be a good time.
20:15But I will.
20:16You know what I'm doing?
20:17How ironic, destroyed by the very toxic ooze he was fighting so valiantly against.
20:47No! Stand back!
21:00Scared ya, huh?
21:01Okay, it's late in the game. We're down by two. Only one thing to do.
21:05It's in!
21:08And it's gone! That head is headin' nonstop to Hawaii!
21:15You dropped me a postcard, Bruce!
21:20WHTV with another exclusive. The real Mayor Tilton has been found tied up in a lifeboat.
21:25Uh, Mayor Tilton! How does it feel to have lost the election by one vote?
21:28I didn't. I never got to vote. And I've still got five minutes till the polls close.
21:35I voted for me!
21:37Which means the mayoral race is now actually a tie.
21:40Don't be so sure. See, I was so busy being the mask's campaign manager that I didn't get a chance to vote either, so here we go.
21:47Vote for me! Vote for me! I'll give you anything! You name it!
21:50With Pretorius out of the picture, I can rest easy putting in my vote for Tilton and put an end to this mayor mask stuff.
21:57But first...
21:59Your Honor, did you say... anything?
22:02Okay, what do you think is garbage?
22:03Uh-huh.
22:04Uh, garbage off the streets.
22:06Dog license rate.
22:07Dog license? Cut rate.
22:08Parking ticket?
22:09Parking ticket fixed.
22:10Limbo parties.
22:11Limbo parties!
22:12Well, yeah, that or a water buffalo in every...
22:15Limbo parties! Deal!
22:16Tilton gets my vote!
22:18You drive a hard bargain, mister.
22:21It's my app.
22:23Civic duty.
22:24It's my app.
22:25Civic duty.
22:26It's my app.
22:27Civic duty.
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