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00:00The End
00:02The End
00:04The End
00:06The End
00:10The End
00:12The End
00:14It's too late!
00:16It's hard to get home!
00:18I can't get home!
00:20It's too late!
00:22It's too late!
00:24It's too late!
00:26Are you okay?
00:30Thank you!
00:32Sorry!
00:34I'm sorry!
00:36I thought I was hit by the road.
00:40Don't be careful!
00:42Take care of the people!
00:56Here we go for Goose.
00:58I'm looking for Graves.
01:00Gideon.
01:02Who the hell is Goose?
01:04You've reached the adult formerly known as Gideon Graves.
01:06It's the Goose now.
01:08Gordon Goose.
01:10That's cool.
01:12You know, my name isn't Lucas actually.
01:14It's Luke.
01:16That's not even remotely the same thing.
01:18Never mind.
01:20What can I do you for?
01:22Well, here's how I see it, Goose.
01:24I've lost everything.
01:26You've lost everything.
01:28I thought maybe you'd have some words of advice.
01:30Now you want something from me.
01:32I know I left you in the lurch after Matthew, but if you could find it in your heart to forgive me, I...
01:38Forgiveness is what you want?
01:40Hmm.
01:42Well, I have something entirely different in mind.
01:56Friendship!
01:58You're casual.
02:00Yea, goadah.
02:01You're what?
02:02You might be okay even though like Mm-hmm.
02:04Okay, yep.
02:13Which is funny every day and have you...
02:18Oh should look.
02:20Absolutely!
02:22Oh, Jesus.
02:26Oh, Jesus.
02:29Oh, Jesus.
02:31Okay, ready?
02:40Okay.
02:41Huh?
02:43Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
02:48Yeah, no.
02:55Hey, hey, hey, hey.
03:02Hey, hey, hey.
03:04Hey, hey, hey.
03:09Wow.
03:17I'm okay! I'm okay! Luke, I'm okay!
03:29That's right. I'm a stupid man.
03:35Why?
03:40Do they even like each other? Because sometimes it feels like they hate each other.
03:45This is season 12.
03:46I can loan you the DVDs if you want the backstory.
03:56I was gone for 90 minutes!
04:01What did you do to my house?
04:03And what's with the robot?
04:05What robot?
04:16What did you do to my house?
04:17What did you do to my house?
04:19What?
04:21What?
04:22What?
04:53It's beautiful, it's beautiful
04:57It's a great story
04:59I'm so happy
05:00You're so happy
05:02I'm so happy
05:04I'm just happy
05:08I'm so happy
05:12I'm so happy
05:14I talked to you
05:16I'm happy
05:19芽吹くような君の髪色が何だろうと 夕暮れになれば日に覚まってく 茜色が消えない心があるならば 錆びのついちまった 予言の筆とさビッグマフで ごまかせるかい!
05:49彼の編集と画面に 彼のついちまった 週のための花が カブラの詰められないな 二人の中に さらに一部の雰囲気を用意させる けどぅほどの使いなかった 君の花が終わった 石油で保持されていました
06:09でも、ウンフルで、わばら延島の杉原の中に 悔しい時期と 彼は 帰るのになっています
06:19Oh, it's you.
06:34Julie, I'll make this brief.
06:35Is that the sound of Skate's eye here?
06:37Tell Ramona to come in here and kick it.
06:39We'll watch TV and eat chips.
06:41Oh, no.
06:42We're out of chips, Jules.
06:43We need chips.
06:46So it's you and Gideon now.
06:49Me and Gideon?
06:51No, that's Gordon.
06:53Gordon Goose.
06:54You're saying the guy eating chips on your couch is not the former all-powerful evil gazillionaire I used to date?
07:02This info dump was inevitable.
07:08Be back in a bit, baby!
07:10Okay, bye, I'll miss you!
07:12I'll miss you f***ing more!
07:19Do-do-do-do!
07:21Bread makes you think!
07:24Does it?
07:25Doesn't everything?
07:27Too vague.
07:28Bread makes you fall!
07:31Too obvious.
07:33Do-do-do-do-do!
07:36Bread ain't all that!
07:38Bread makes you fat!
07:40Bread makes you fat!
07:41Oh!
07:42Hmm?
07:43Holy crap!
07:46Hey, Knives, when did you start playing piano?
07:48More or less than four hours ago?
07:51Slightly more.
07:52And how did you get the CEO of G-Man Media to bankroll your project?
07:56Oh, well, that was my idea.
08:00Mr. Patel had the capital, but he was also an aspiring Broadway theater obsessive.
08:04I read an interview with him in Forbes.
08:06So, when he flew us to New York City for a pitch meeting in his secret lair, I knew exactly what to say.
08:19An off-Broadway musical.
08:22And who better to play the lead than you?
08:26Me?
08:27The main character?
08:29No!
08:30But not a lot of people know this, but I majored in theater in college.
08:33In fact, I briefly starred in my own one-man show.
08:37Gas!
08:38I had no clue!
08:40Did anyone get it on video?
08:41Shhh!
08:42Shhh!
08:45Ah!
08:51Agony!
08:52Misery!
08:54Whoa!
08:54Though it's different for each!
08:57Always ten steps behind, always ten feet below,
09:01And she's just out of reach!
09:05Agony!
09:08Wow!
09:09Impressive!
09:11You, uh, think he's got the job, Steven?
09:13Uh...
09:14Hmm.
09:15Ah!
09:16And then some!
09:17Silence!
09:18I've made my decision.
09:21Scott Pilgrim's precious little musical
09:23is a GO project!
09:27I hope you know how much we value your opinion, pal.
09:31We're adapting your work, after all.
09:34From one creative to another,
09:36just know we're making every effort to treat the material with respect.
09:39I know you're bummed your movie is dead,
09:42but this is fun too, right?
09:44Huh?
09:44Oh, I don't...
09:45I don't care about the movie shutting down.
09:47It didn't mean anything to me.
09:49I mean,
09:49I miss having my own golf cart.
09:52It didn't mean anything to you?
09:54From one creative to another,
09:56I can't believe you're saying this.
09:58All my songs are like children to me.
10:01I guess the thing about that is,
10:04I don't even remember writing it.
10:06Uh...
10:07Do you mind explaining that in any way, shape, or form?
10:10Well, I turned, I saw my sleep paralysis demon at my computer,
10:15then I woke up the next day,
10:16and there it was.
10:18I completed script with my name on it.
10:22And your shirt was a sleep paralysis demon.
10:27What else would it be?
10:29The person who actually wrote your script?
10:34Oh!
10:38Look.
10:40We have to tell Ramona about this.
10:43Oh.
10:43Is she involved?
10:45She's the one who's been searching for Scott this whole time.
10:48Really?
10:49You two moved on with your lives,
10:51but she's been skating all over town,
10:53asking a lot of stupid people some really smart questions.
10:56I didn't know that.
10:59Come on, Knives.
11:00Can't we just let bygones be bygones?
11:03When we saw Ramona on the movie set,
11:04you were as cool as a cucumber.
11:07That was business.
11:08This is emotional business.
11:14Emotional business.
11:16Can I get a witness?
11:19Stop.
11:20Enough with the songwriting.
11:22Can we focus for a second?
11:23Right.
11:24Let's go see Ramona.
11:26Uh, Gideon and Julie, please.
11:39Gordon Goose would never.
11:41Can you please explain this Gordon Goose thing?
11:43Well, when I was in high school in North Bay, Ontario,
11:50Gordon Goose was the weirdest kid in my year.
11:54His glasses were too big for his face.
11:57His clothes fit funny.
11:59Even his hair looked wrong.
12:00Everyone called him fearless
12:02because he wore those No Fear t-shirts every day.
12:04I guess he started taking that name a little too seriously.
12:08One day out of nowhere,
12:09he presents the most popular girl in school
12:11with a 12-point business plan
12:13as to why she should date him.
12:15They call me fearless.
12:16I have no fear of the sting of rejection.
12:18Therefore, there's no downside to me attempting this.
12:20The whole school was watching.
12:39He moved away after that,
12:42but I never forgot about him.
12:45I had no idea Gideon Graves
12:47was the dorky kid from my past
12:49until he turned up on my doorstep.
12:54Matthew Patel took everything he had.
12:57And what was left behind?
12:59Gordon Goose.
13:03Gordon Goose.
13:05And that's working for you?
13:08We understand each other.
13:10When I was with him,
13:11Gideon, uh, Gordon,
13:13was a twitchy, rage-filled,
13:15impulsive, emotionally abusive,
13:17controlling, manipulative egomaniac.
13:20But if he makes you happy,
13:22that's good, I guess.
13:24It's not good.
13:25It f***ing sucks.
13:27I'm sorry, what?
13:28When Gordon showed up,
13:30he was power-hungry.
13:31He wanted revenge.
13:32He would have done anything
13:33to get his empire back.
13:35Ambition is hot.
13:37But after a few days,
13:38it's like the evil drained out.
13:40Now he just sits on the couch
13:42watching anime all day.
13:43What if it's an act?
13:45The Gideon I knew was a plotter.
13:47The whole League of Evil Exes thing
13:49could have been a smokescreen
13:50for an ultra-secret kidnapping plot.
13:53Maybe none of the other Exes
13:54were in on it.
13:55Maybe it was all G-Man.
13:57Or maybe the two of you
14:00were in on it together.
14:03Look,
14:03I wish that was the case.
14:05I wish we were up to
14:06some exciting villain business.
14:08It would spice things up
14:09around the house.
14:10But he's just a loser.
14:12Trust me.
14:13You can take him,
14:14or us,
14:16off your list.
14:16One step forward,
14:23two steps back.
14:25You should come over
14:26and say hey.
14:27I think Gordon wants to apologize
14:29for creating the League
14:30and all that.
14:31Oh,
14:31do I have to?
14:34Hey,
14:35so his real name
14:36is Gordon Goose,
14:37and he's living here
14:38in the neighborhood,
14:39and he's dating some girl
14:39who works in a coffee shop.
14:41Can you believe that crap?
14:42I love that crap.
14:43I'm obsessed with that crap.
14:45Stacy,
14:45were you eavesdropping?
14:46You shouldn't be here
14:48on your day off.
14:49Aw, Scoot.
14:50Scoot on out of here.
14:53Huh?
14:56Is that a hole in my roof?
14:59I was gone for 90 fucking minutes.
15:03What did you do to my house?
15:05And what's with the robot?
15:07What robot?
15:15Where have I seen that robot?
15:17I want some answers.
15:20It wasn't me.
15:21It was the Goose.
15:22What?
15:23Goose don't skate.
15:24Why would I build a skate ramp
15:25in the middle of Julie's lovely home?
15:27She seems pissed.
15:29Does this mean I can't live here?
15:30Live here?
15:31What?
15:33I don't care which one of you did it.
15:35You're both gonna pay.
15:37Goop.
15:38Oh, no.
15:38Julie Bowers versus Lucas Lee
15:41and Gordon Goose.
15:42Fun.
15:47Stop.
15:48Stop.
15:49This is stupid.
15:51Let's all be adults for once, okay?
15:54Julie, what are you doing?
15:56I don't know.
15:57Guess I got caught up in the moment.
15:59Lucas, you can't live here.
16:01That's ridiculous.
16:03Find your own place.
16:04I'm flat broke.
16:05I can't even afford a first-class flight back to LA.
16:08And the only work I can get is voicing an animated series.
16:12Lucas Lee is live action or nothing.
16:13You might need to open your mind to other opportunities.
16:16And you!
16:18Stop being a loser!
16:20And treat Julie better than you treated me.
16:26Hey, that robot with the lampshade on its head?
16:30Where have I seen it before?
16:31During the movie shoot.
16:33He was spying on me in my trailer.
16:35Not there.
16:36Somewhere else.
16:38You know who made him, right?
16:39That's their special little guy right there.
16:41The twins.
16:43I gotta go.
16:59Guess she's got better things to do.
17:01Well, it's been real.
17:03Yeah, come by the coffee shop sometime.
17:05Free coffee?
17:06No fucking way.
17:08But if you ever want a job, we're hiring.
17:11Whatever.
17:12Gordon.
17:15My man.
17:26Jules, do you think I'm a loser?
17:28I don't know, Gordon.
17:31Sometimes, I guess.
17:32Well, what if I said that while it seemed like I wasn't doing anything and was throwing
17:38a pity party, I was actually planning an elaborate plan.
17:43A plan in which I would get revenge on the one who took everything from me.
17:47A plan that would turn Matthew Patel into dust.
17:51What would you say if I was planning a plan like that?
17:54What would I say?
17:56I'd say, I'd say, that's hot.
18:07Now clean my fucking house, Gordon!
18:09Right away!
18:16Huh.
18:18What are you all doing here?
18:20We have information about your case.
18:23Your Scott case.
18:24None of us had your phone number.
18:29What if I told you I'd crack the case wide open?
18:32Would any of you want to hear what I figured out?
18:34Hmm.
18:42This is my favorite part of every who did it.
18:45The part when you find out who did it.
18:47It's whodunit.
18:48If anything, it'd be who's done it.
18:50I would know.
18:51I used to be a writer.
18:55Okay.
18:56As you all know, Scott was taken from the scene of the rocket by someone who faked his death.
19:00I've been trying to figure out who did it, why they did it, and how they did it.
19:07And now, I know all three.
19:10Ooh.
19:12Let's start with the who.
19:15By now, most of you know about my past.
19:18I've dated a lot of people who were suspect.
19:21That's a similar word to suspects.
19:23Wow!
19:23Five X's have been eliminated from the list.
19:30Matthew Patel, Roxy Richter, Lucas Lee, Todd Ingram, and Gideon Graves.
19:35Uh, Gordon Goose.
19:37Not that it matters.
19:38Okay, so, seven X's, five eliminated.
19:42That leaves...
19:44Two.
19:45The twins.
19:47Ken and Kyle Kata Yanagi.
19:49They were my TAs in Robotics 101.
19:51Ken is 30 seconds older.
19:53Kyle's the hothead.
19:55And that leads to...
19:57The Y.
19:58They have the motivation.
20:03It was my second semester of college.
20:05I didn't know what I was doing.
20:07I was a kid.
20:09But to the twins, I was fresh meat.
20:11This year's girl.
20:13They were a couple of players, and they wouldn't leave me alone.
20:16So, maybe I got a little bit of satisfaction when they figured out I was playing them right
20:26back.
20:27See, I was dating both of them at the same time.
20:32Damn, Ramona.
20:33Damn, Ramona.
20:35Sounds familiar.
20:37Familiar?
20:38To...
20:38Someone seeing someone, and also seeing another someone, and neither of the someones are aware
20:45of the other someone.
20:46Oh.
20:47Scott.
20:48Us.
20:49Hey, can we get back to the who did it?
20:51Right.
20:52The How is a vegan portal.
20:56Created by vegan powers.
20:58But this portal far exceeded the power level of my only vegan ex.
21:04And that made me realize...
21:06What's more powerful than a human vegan?
21:09Two human vegans?
21:10No.
21:11A robot vegan.
21:15A robot that's never eaten meat.
21:18A robot that's never had any dairy.
21:24A vegan without the inherent flaws of humanity.
21:28A vegan created by...
21:31The Twins.
21:39I remembered where I saw that robot before.
21:42It was at the rocket, before Sex Bob-omb went on stage.
21:56See?
21:58Right before Scott disappeared.
21:59There you have it.
22:14The who, the why, and the how.
22:17Ken and Kyle Katayanagi, the twins I spurned in college, kidnapped Scott Pilgrim by using
22:23their robots' unique capabilities to create the most powerful vegan portal of all time.
22:27It's simple, really.
22:28Wow.
22:30But maybe I missed something.
22:32What about the where?
22:33Where is he?
22:35We'll know soon enough.
22:37When I find the twins, I find Scott.
22:43So, about to be reunited with that one guy you went on one date with one time, eh?
22:48Looks that way.
22:50You excited?
22:51That's a pretty big question.
22:53Didn't we come here for a reason?
22:55Oh, yeah, right!
22:56Huh?
22:57We came here with information.
22:59About your Scott case!
23:00Well, about young Neil, actually.
23:03Young Neil didn't write that script.
23:05He didn't write Scott Pilgrim's precious little life!
23:08Apparently, I didn't write the movie.
23:11Then who did?
23:12We don't know.
23:13We didn't figure out the who, the why, or the how.
23:16But we did figure out the when.
23:21I thought someone would say it!
23:22I wasn't pausing for dramatic effect!
23:25According to the file data, that script was written 14 years from now.
23:30Huh?
23:31Huh?
23:32Huh?
23:32Huh?
23:33Huh?
23:33Huh?
23:39Huh?
23:40Huh?
23:47Hey.
23:49Scott?
23:50Where have you been?
23:51Was it the twins?
23:53Their robot?
23:54The vegan portal?
23:55Are you okay?
23:56I'm okay.
23:58And yes, it was the twins.
24:01And their robot.
24:02And the vegan portal.
24:04But someone else was behind the whole thing.
24:06Someone else?
24:08Who?
24:08Who?
24:13It was me.
24:15I did it.
24:16I did it.
24:17I did it.
24:18I did it.
24:19I did it.
24:20I did it.
24:21I did it.
24:22I did it.
24:23I did it.
24:24I did it.
24:25I did it.
24:26I did it.
24:27I did it.
24:28I did it.
24:29I did it.
24:30I did it.
24:31I did it.
24:32I did it.
24:33I did it.
24:34I did it.
24:35I did it.
24:36I did it.
24:37I did it.
24:38I did it.
24:39I did it.
24:40I did it.
24:41I did it.
24:42I did it.
24:43I did it.
24:44I did it.
24:45Where have you been, where have you been?
24:52Where have you been, you crazy girl?
25:15Where have you been?
25:45Where have you been?
26:15Where have you been?
26:45Where have you been?
27:15Where have you been?
27:45Where have you been?
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